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ask-svt-hearteu · 7 years ago

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RANDOM CRAP THE ADMINS HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER

admins: Hai everyone! To celebrate another follower milestone, we'd like to present-

RANDOM CRAP THE ADMINS HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER (via announcements on our KakaoTalk)

(haha i hope this is funny and entertaining for you guys, also this was just us joking/messing around)

we sacrificed our sanity for this.

we need jisoos

MEMESOL DOES NOT APPROVE

i stay shook lol

YOU'RE WRITING NOT ME HEHE

IM JIHOON EVERYTIME THEY ASK HIM TO DO AEYGO

you can’t not love Diva boo

AND I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED

im getting the joshua roll

WE’RE NEVER READY

jess do you like messi

i ship everyone with everyone

I STAN CHILDREN

JISOOS CHRIST

Every carat ever: before discovering seventeen) dang there’s thirteen members… how am I ever going to tell them apart. After like a week: That’s jun’s leg

Me: I refuse to be shorter than lee Jihoon by an inch. My friend: wtf why

WHERE ARE YOU HIDING JISOOS

LET ME BE SHOOK

ALL OF SVT WILL COME FOR YOU EVENTUALLY

//INCOHERENT SCREAMING//

So do me a favor and back up to Antarctica thanks

You didn’t see me REGRETTING MY LIFE while editing fam

I was walking out of the movie theater singing mansae

you go to sleep later but wake up earlier what kind of sorcery is this

VERKWAN IS JUST LIFE

And they just sat there like, “don’t interrupt the crazy Joshua stan unless you want to die"

LIKE SWEETIE THE GROUND AINT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS

TWO TEEN TWO TEEN

OUR FOLLOWERS ARE WILD

XU MINGHAO.

ZOOMING HOW.

IF JEONGHAN HAS A KID WHO WILL BE HIS BABY

I was just having a mental breakdown

Me: “My life is hamburger” | My grandmother: you like hamburger? Go to Mcdonalds | Me: LMAO NO ITS JUST SOMETHING WONWOO SAID

THATS WHAT I GET FOR QUOTING WONWOO

I. CANT. BE. LEAF. I. FORGOT. LEGIT. ONE. OF. MY. FAV. GROUPS.

i need to think of romantic cheesy stuff

LETS MAKE IT SO FLUFFY EVERYONE WILL WANT TO DIE

Whatever group it is GotSeventeen

drink water kids not alcohol

do drugs kids not school

hoshi just chose me i didnt do anything

IM NOT CRYJING YOU ARE

STAN TALENT. STAN CHINA LINE STRONG POWER THANK YOU.

“kidney function is not a right its a privilege”

CHAN IS A QT”

Waiting for confetti to fly out of my heart like in aju nice

the fun part is if people want to complain about asks being off, they can't because asks are off

MY NAME IS SOONYOUNG AND I KNEW I'D CATCH YOU SOON

do you ever think of random svt moments at school and you're about to explode and your teacher is like do you think the Pythagorean theorem is funny

does anyone else just feel attacked if your bias so much as breathes I'm sitting here trying to have lunch and a random Joshua moment comes along and I nearly choke

Jeonghan is my main competition with Joshua so you can understand my pain

MAN IF ANYONE'S GONNA DIG OUR GRAVES, IT'S GONNA BE SEVENTEEN

TUMBLR SHOULD PAY FOR OUR SUFFERING LOL

get you a boyfriend who can make your heart race as much as svt can

WTF WHO INVENTED ANGST LEMME HUNT THEM DOWN

right like yo we ain't svt either empty your bank account and go to a fansign bc you ain't getting answers for free

what svt crack watching fan would think of anything besides meanie HONESTLY

lmao I saw the post we are a disaster

we are a hurricane

yea haha no SATAN BEGONE

WHERE IS YOUR TAG

HONESTLY I'M LIKE SOONYOUNG YOU LOOK HOT AF BUT PLZ DON'T EVER LOSE WEIGHT BC YOU NEED TO KEEP THOSE CHEEKS

I'D RATHER HAVE "THAT WOULDN'T BE GREAT" TATTOOED ON MY ARM

you know you've spent too long on tumblr when you start referencing yourself

kpop ruined and fixed my life

(a photo of Memesol with chips in his mouth like a duck beak staring into your soul)

yeah yeah I hope they can start dating after like 5 years? bc I want to see mini seventeens

I HELP PEOPLE DATE SVT BY WRITING AU'S OKAY

(about the hip-hop team's mixtape volume 14) I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK DARED TO TAKE OVER CHWE HANSOL'S BODY IMMA FIGHT YOU

AND WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT WONWOO HOW TO CURSE IN ENGLISH HANSOL I EFFING BLAME YOUR DRAKE SONGS

(Seri and me still dying over the hip-hop team's mixtape) SEUNGKWAN COME COLLECT YOUR MAN

TBH I'M THINKING JOSHUA DEFINITELY NOT AS HOLY AS WE MAKE HIM OUT TO BE WITH HIS LONG SHOWERING HEADASS

AND TO THINK I WAS LISTENING TO EYES NOSE LIPS BEFORE THIS UN HAENG II CHI II CHI BULLSHIT

(a photo of Wonwoo crying with the caption "*ulgo shipji ana*")

FRICK YOU AND SVT I HATE AND LOVE YOU ALL (finally done freaking out over the hip-hop team's mixtape)

LEE JIHOON IS SHAKING IN HIS GRAVE

I KNOW WHO KILLED LEE JIHOON, YOU DID WITH THIS MDROXKBSNCOSWG

I've already sold my soul to seventeen, what more do you want

when you can't Hangul properly

PLEDIS. STOP. FREAKING. SLEEPING.ON. TALENT. AND. DPERIVING. US. (about China line)

has Joshua ever cried bc of Naruto

Svt was an experimental group sent to us by other beings in the universe bc they thought the earth was too dark and depressing without them

I must have been too focused on Hoshi's arms

where can I find a cup of black coffee that tastes like cotton candy

BASICALLY I WAS PUSHED INTO HOSHI LIKE SOMEONE WOULD BE IN OUR AU'S

I'M SORRY THAT THE MERE MENTION OF SHUA RENDERS ME AS USEFUL AS A BLADE OF GRASS

WOW KWON SOONYOUNG YOU DRINK SO PRETTY

tags you'd use on tumblr: #UM #THAT'S ILLEGAL

I NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL I'M STUPID LOL

"hold up is soonyoung 17 years older than me?" "wow what a coincidence" "wtf seri he's 7 years older than you"

me thinks, "okay cmon we can get like 3 au's done today"

reality hits me like, "lmao watchu saying you don't got no time turner"

SERI MY DAUGHTER I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOME ENCOURAGING AND INSPIRING WORDS BEFORE YOUR FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY IS CRITICAL FOR YOUR SUCCESS- stan svt

and I have the soonyoung syndrome

I think I just died and have no more lives left

I have to write dates for thirteen 18+ year old boys

pffffffftttt sleep is for the weak

you're never gonna find another friend like me ;)

I CAN'T USE MY TIREDNESS AS AN EXCUSE FOR CRAZY GOSH

we're fuckin screwed

I feel like a swimming fool

wow you doing drugs? lame, I'm writing svt au's GET ON MY MOTHERFUCKA LEVEL

but all my svt songs are my night songs, my shower songs, my hw songs,,,

and I said, "you know I probably couldn't eat that ice cream bc I'm too salty"

I said, "you're a prefect match for that ice cream because you're so sweet" ;)

may Hong Jisoo be my guiding light (crying emojis)

and I thought 'I like suffering so might as well'

my relationship with angst is pretty much the same as my relationship with seventeen

HAVE AN EGG TART

MY FAV IS KWON SOONYOUNG AND NO I'M NOT BIASED OR ANYTHING PFFT

I can't listen to boom boom without a flannel or dress shirt on so I can stick out the side like they do at the beginning choreo:,,,)

I like svt //finger guns// //runs away//

I'd gladly be collected by soonyoung thanks

where do I sell my soul to get a studio version?

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aowanders-blog · 6 years ago

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A rugged laptop that is life proof

I want what the computer industry calls a rugged laptop, or what I call a “life proof” laptop! A rugged laptop that I can throw out the window of a moving a vehicle off a bridge into the raging river below without practicing my best turrets impersonation, kicking the dog or going clinically insane because I just lost 8 years’ worth of files & photos. I don’t want to travel around the world carrying a fragile laptop that broke the bank, and constantly be worrying about replacing it. I need a laptop that is life proof, and doesn’t cost a years’ worth of income to acquire or replace. I need a rugged laptop!

Maybe you have kids that you secretly call monsters, or work on a job site where dust & debris fill the air. An office that gets mistaken for a gymnasium. Clumsy or travel a lot, and just want a laptop that can withstand the day to day. Maybe you just want a laptop that can defend itself against dust, liquids, falling objects or extreme temperatures. The answer to your prayers is a rugged laptop.

A couple of weeks ago I put my Microsoft Pro into the bag, and a day later I retrieved a laptop with a shattered screen. So I’ve compiled all of my research to bring you a list of the best rugged laptops on the market today. Here are the deals I have found that would be compatible with my adventure travels as well as handle my computing needs…………

Dell Rugged Laptop Tablet

First up is the Dell Latitude 7212 Rugged Extreme Tablet Nickname: The best rugged tablet

$999.00 View at Amazon

$2579 View At Tiger Direct

$2034 View at Walmart

I am not a tablet kind of guy because my first tablet was an Ipad. Which had no keyboard, no usb ports, no hdmi port and no storage for my 5 terra bytes of movies. But with the computing power of a desktop, and the mobility of a smartphone this rugged tablet is on my radar for good reason.

The Dell Latitude 7212 Rugged Extreme Tablet is easily the most rugged tablet on the market today. Dedicated GPS keeps you connected at the most critical moments even in the most remote locations which is perfect for a backcountry adventure lifestyle like mine. With optional shoulder strap, soft handle, chest harness or even the crash-certified vehicle docking station this rugged tablet has maximum mobility. With a 7th generation i5 processor, 16GB of RAM and optimized mobile connectivity its 2x faster than any other tablet on the market. This rugged tablet also comes with 5MP(mega pixel) front webcam, 8MP rear cam & dual microphone. A USB type-c & 3.0, mini serial RS-232 and combo mic/headphone make up the slots & ports on this rugged tablet. It doesn’t have an HDMI Port or come with a keyboard, but I have a USB HDMI adapter. You can purchase a Dell keyboard from Amazon or any Bluetooth keyboard will work to turn this into a powerful rugged laptop you can take anywhere. Thats its only knock for me is the ala carte keyboard.

Extreme Rugged Laptops

2. Next up is the Dell Latitude 14 7404 Rugged Extreme 2 in 1 Nickname: The pioneer of Dell’s rugged laptop models

$1660 View At Affiliate

Not Available View At Tiger Direct

$2250 View at Walmart

If someone asked me to define a rugged laptop I wouldn’t use terms like: military standards, reinforced bumpers, shock absorbent or magnesium alloy case. I would simply say a laptop that can fall out of my vehicle without braking, or take on a camping trip that sees rain for a week and still works.

The Dell Latitude 14 Rugged Extreme 2 in 1 is the easily the most rugged laptop on the market today, and while it’s Dell’s pioneer of rugged laptops available to the public for a few years now. Its rugged design meets modern military standards (MIL-STD)! The Dell latitude 14 Rugged 2 in 1 Laptop provides a 5 mega pixel camera both front & rear. Two USB 3.0 ports, Two Serial Ports, Headset/Mic & SD Card reader as well as biometric security features.

This base model may not be a computing juggernaut, but its shock absorbent case, magnesium alloy build & IP65 certification against sand, dust, extreme temperatures & even water will allow it to withstand more of life’s curveballs than your average computer. It’s a shame that it weighs so much, but to protect some pretty beefy internals you’re going to have to compromise somewhere.

Im considering buying this base model because it allows me to test drive a rugged laptop and see if it fits my lifestyle or computing needs without having to pawn a kidney. And like all Dell laptops you can customize them to fit your computing needs. So if you come to love this base model upgrades are only a click away for your new rugged laptop.

Dell Latitude E6420 XFR Rugged Extreme Laptop has my attention & respect! Nickname: Extreme rugged laptop

Low Supply

$1099 View at Amazon

Not Available View At Tiger Direct

$177 View at Walmart

This rugged laptop is a few years older, but the Dell Latitude “real-world” Rugged E6420 XFR laptop comes encased in a trademark protective ballistic armor casing independently tested to MIL-STD-810G, UL1604 and MIL-STD 461F. Read more about military standards, requirements & rugged laptop certifications. Basically, these independent tests say you can use this rugged laptop as a shield in a sword fight or as an underwater camera while snorkeling in the Caribbean. Making the Dell Rugged extreme laptop XFR a contender to be crowned the most extreme rugged laptop you can get your hands on. With a redesigned bumper system, rugged chassis, and a rigorous five foot drop test that requires 78 passing drops without damage to acquire a 6 foot MIL-STD certification making this one badass tough laptop.

With ingress protection the Extreme Latitude E6420 XFR handles life without hesitation. This rugged laptop is designed with die-cut compression gaskets giving it a MIL-STD IP65 level of protection against water, dust & sand. This rugged laptop XFR by Dell keeps your system safe, and offers extreme performance in extreme environments.

While I was researching I found this on Amazon for only $320

Panasonic Toughbooks

Pansonic Toughbook CF-33 Nickname: The original rugged laptop

$3,602.56 View at Amazon

Not Available View At Tiger Direct

$3475 View at Walmart

I’ve been looking at the Panasonic Toughbooks for years now. They’re always too expensive with subpar computing power. But with Dell creating its line of rugged computers at affordable pricing it has forced Panasonic to beef up its computing power. Which makes me want a Toughbook more than ever now. All the reviews are positive. Great resale value. You rarely find a used one on Craigslist, Amazon or Ebay. And Panasonic has had 22 years to perfect its “life proof” Toughbook!

The first ever rugged laptop available to the public was in 1996, and called the Panasonic Toughbook CF-25. Which was designed to withstand vibration, spills, extreme temperatures, rough handling and of course drops. Leading to healthcare, law enforcement, oil, telecom, gas, defense, emergency service personal & government agencies around the world lining up to get their hands on a Toughbook.

Twenty-two years later Panasonic has one of the most powerful rugged laptops on the market in its CF-33 model. From high-end graphics card, touchscreen, digitizer, superfast processor, built in wifi, SD Card reader, USB ports and the only rugged laptop to include an HDMI port the Panasonic Toughbook CF-33 is the ultimate 2 in 1 touchscreen rugged laptop. Its tablet mode is remarkable, but attaching the keyboard for document work is effortless. It’s expensive and heavy, but comes with a 27 hour battery life making it the only 2 in 1 laptop truly designed to live in the trenches life. If you need a “life proof” laptop with all the bells and whistles the Panasonic Toughbook CF-33 is the only rugged laptop you need to consider.

Affordable Rugged Laptops

2018 HP ProBook x360 11-G1 EE 11.6″ The Laptop with a rugged personality

$367 View at Amazon

$549 View At Affiliate

$331 View at Walmart

The HP ProBook x 360 11 G1EE Notebook is the worst name for a laptop ever!! Whoever thought of this name was probably toilet trained at gunpoint, or lives in a bunker in the suburbs. And created one of those sneaky amazing internet deals you have to know what you’re looking for to find. While it may look like just another laptop on the shelves. With its Gorilla Glass touchscreen, spill-resistant keyboard, and rubberized body it’s a deceptively unclassified rugged laptop.

It won’t meet any military grade standards or requirements. You won’t find it in the back of an ambulance or the front of a squad car, but its built to withstand more drops, spillages, and knocks than any other laptops in its class. It’s not designed for dangerous environments, cliff diving or rock climbing. But its more life-proof than my Microsoft Pro was. You can put this rugged laptop in the bag and not pull out a shattered screen a day later. The HP Probook may not be the most rugged laptop on the market and missing some points on the power scale, but this little guy is perfect for the casual user. It won’t withstand an extreme life but will defend against a regular life for a long time.

Lenovo Thinkpad 11e Rugged Elements for business class

$178 View at Amazon

$633 View At Tiger Direct

$673 View at Walmart

I spend $100 at the bar before tip. $200 on any poker game! $2-$300 on ski goggles without hesitation! For the cost of a decent hotel room you can own a rugged laptop with plenty of computing power to handle your daily tasks. The Lenovo ThinkPad 11e meets military requirements with reinforced corners, covered ports and can withstand vibrations, temperature changes or drops from up to 3 feet. The most affordable rugged laptop that can still handle everyday tasks is the Lenovo Thinkpad 11e!

It’s forgiving on bank accounts, and perfect for students! It can handle spills and drops. As well as make movies, edit photos or type term papers. My favorite computer was an Acer Netbook which they don’t make anymore, but it was compact, powerful & affordable. I took it everywhere: hiking, skiing, climbing, camping, airports, work, road trips & even fishing. It lasted 5 years in environments it wasn’t intended for, and the Lenovo Thinkpad 11e reminds me a lot of my Acer Netbook.

Of course, there are other options available, but for my computing needs, these are my front-runners. I am not sure if the Panasonic Toughbook is practical at this price point, but if it lasts me 10 years it definitely is. But if the Lenovo could last 10 years at $178 I’d be an idiot not to go that route. Especially when I back up everything to externals and clouds.

All I do is write blog posts, check email, edit pics, check social media, and surf the web. How much computing power do I really need? I just need protective computing power not circuit breaking power.

Maybe you don’t need a rugged laptop you just need to toughen up your existing laptop. There are options, and I wish I would have known about them before my Microsoft Pro became unusable. From researching a replacement laptop I found a number of things I could have done to prevent my shattered screen. Which is my next blog post so check back soon to find out how you can toughen up your laptop, and don’t forget to pin me or comment below.

I Used Amazon To Buy My New Rugged Laptop A rugged laptop that is life proof I want what the computer industry calls a rugged laptop…

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mydannyme-blog · 8 years ago

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Cartoons that are not for kids

i have noticed over the years that theres lots of cartoons that are not for kids

here is a list of them

Ren and Stimpy

despite airing on Nickelodeon was not for kids it had lots of sexual innuondoe graphic vilonce like bleeding intestines eyeballs and kidneys all being thrown up into the air the characters died lots of times and in one episode they go to hell characters tried to kill themselves and said there going to go end it all

Rockos modern life

was not for kids because it had lots of adult jokes some that were even banned and some episodes were very vilonte with some blood

the angry beavers

was not for kids but not because it was inappropriate but because kids wont get some of the stuff like when they dress up as hippies and pimps the show talks about politics and the angry beavers have a no smoking sign in there house

Catdog

was not for kids it had some adult jokes and lots of disturbing stuff cat climbs out of dogs mouth skinned alive a bunny mounts catdogs head on his wall and a armadillo says hes going to kill stuff and mount a girl characters head on his wall

invader zim

was aimed at young teens it was really disturbing and dark

courage the cowardly dog

was not for little kids it was really creepy morbid and dark

the powerpuff girls

was orriginally for Adults and was called the whoopass girls but the creator had to change it to the powerpuff girls but the name is the only thing that changed because it had lots of adult jokes and in the opening of evrey episode him got punched in the mouth with his tooth flying out with blood

johnny bravo

was not for kids it had lots of very edgy adult jokes and the main plot was about a 20 or 30 year old man trying to pick up girls

cow and chicken

was not for kids it was really vilonte disturbing and disgusting

time squad

was not for kids because it has lots of sexual innuendo homosexual innuendo and in one episode theres hippies with red eyes that offer the main characters their special brownies and one of the characters acts drunk and theres some offensive jokes stereotypes and iffy titles

the grim adventures of billy and mandy

was not for little kids it was really creepy vilonte disturbing and dark grim imagines killing the kids billy thinks mandys a cannibal mandy is a sadistic sociopath who beats up and abuses billy billy asks mandy if she wants to play and she says im busy go play in traffic mandy calls everybody to her house and she orders them to kill her nanny pudding finds a bunny and the bunny tries to kill him and then it pops out of some fire and at the end tells pudding he loves him to death with half of his skin missing billy scrapes his face on the sidewalk and his skin peels off billy tells grim to suck it

the marvelous misadventures of flapjack

was not really for kids it was really creepy and had dark imagery

Regular show

regular show is rated TVPG and is not for kids because it has mild swearing like piss crotch crap holy crap and what the h characters are seen and implied to be drinking alcohol high five ghost is seen at a fist pump concert with a beer muscle man knocks on a motel door and a bunch of beer cans come flying out and the characters go to a bar called mchooligans and benson gets very drunk it has lots of sexual innuendo rigby says bensons going to drop his balls and says hes going to be all like oh no my gumballs rigby says he cant believe mordecia is going to a fist pump concert just for some lady pecs a giant coffee bean squirts coffee from his breasts into mordecia and rigbys mouths rigby learns a new move called the pelvic thrust of death benson says hit the lights because its almost 8pm and muscle man unzips his pants and says oh man skips is going to be so suprised when he comes in and sees us all totally naked and benson tells him its not that kind of party and muscle man says oh dont turn on the lights when mordecia tells rigby about a movie rigby says he saw the preveiw for the movie and says there just going to be sitting around talking about there feelings and he sighs and says fully clothed mordecia and rigby are playing a game and a guy and girl character tongue kiss muscle man tells mordecia and rigby that it takes more then expired soda to have a party it takes guests with breasts and mine dont count party pete dry humps 2 girls mordecia sees pops naked and pops covers his crotch with his hat and he lets go for one second and it hangs there mordecia tells rigby about what he saw and mordecia says i was trying not to look just give him back his magazine but i saw his and rigby says his junk mail and mordecia describes pops crotch to rigby muscle man is playing a board game and says a bunch of girls come running at him and say oh muscle man stop pinching me in the butt with your war claw rigby is suprised that muscle man has a girlfreind and says he wonders who has more junk in the trunk a radio announcer says if a car was a girl would you take her on a date and try to get to second base benson tells mordecia and rigby they where supposed to degum the park and he says but instead i find you held up in here twiddling some sticks and mordecia says augh dont say it like that and mordecia tells rigby there going to be playing hard all night and rigby tells him not to say it like that benson tells evrebody about the rules of skeeze ball and says he wants evreyone to lineup and when the balls drop then mordecia and rigby snicker rigby picks up a bra at the old ballroom a giant bolt says hes the king of the bolts and the nuts then mordecia and rigby snicker

and its very vilonte rigby gives muscle man 2 black eyes skips shrivels into dust and almost dies on his birthday mordecia kills rigby by pushing him off a micowave and he shrivels into dust skips kills rigby by smashing him through a table all the characters die in the halloween episode muscle man gets skinned alive skips gets pulled up the chimney and burns to death and mordecia gets his head chopped off offscreen with a machete in the second halloween episode mordecia and rigby die and a giant racoon shaped intestine lands on top of pops head a elf shoots santa clause 2 times in the chest with a gun and rigby has a backstage pass that shows satan chopping off a guys head with a guitar and blood comes out in the third halloween episode muscle man and high five ghost die by getting turned into baking in the fourth halloween episode a guy gets his head chopped off offscreen with trimmers and in the fifth halloween episode sharks bite off bensons arms and kill him and a alien stabs a guy in the chest and you see a hole through his chest

Adventure time

Adventure time is rated TVPG and is not for kids it has mild swearing like crotch crap freaking and son of a it has lots of sexual innuondoe a mermaid pop s out of a river and asks finn and jake which one of them wants to mate with her ice king tells a robot that he can do something that hes failed in and says you can mate with robot princesses finn says theres a lava monster in his front yard and he is so hot and jake says m hmm and finn says no wait i didnt mean like sexy hot and jake says no you do mean sexy hot jake shapes himself to look like a snail and tells finn whos pretending to be a snail that hes just sitting there thinking about mating with snails and finn gets disgusted and says no and the snail says that he will mate with him and jake says where just role playing buddy finn goes into a forest filled with naked people a old guy says oh no and another guy walks by and says my most private parts peeped by a boy a lady calls finn a pervert and he keeps running through the forest and you can hear more people saying my privates jake looks in princess bubblegums room and finn tells him thats pervy in the fionna and cake episode prince gumball asks fionna to come up to his room with him and he starts to unbutton his shirt it turns out it was just the ice queen in disguise but still ice king tells a hitman he hired that someone got hit in the boing loins jake tells finn about the diffrent teirs and finn says what abou t teir 15 and jake says stay away from that do not do teir 15 a guy for a royal competition says its time for the royal spooning and slime princess wants finn to spoon her tree trunks says looks like were all alone and mr pig says wait dont you think there might be cameras in here and says well princess bubblegum is watching i hope so a guy turns into a monster and says im i a walking love magnet and peppermint butler says well you paid the price no doubt and i want to have your babies and he says great to the princess then and peppermint butler says no wait what about me and at the end of the episode peppermint butler asks where the guy went and princess bubblegum tells him i gave him away peps i knew he couldnt be happy without me so i built him a robot wife and peppermint butler says you should have given him to me and smacks princess bubblegum across the face and its very vilonte finn and jake run through a bunch of maces and weapons on a board walk and almost get mutilated finn is seen holding a monsters head magic man turns a bird inside out a giant monster beats finn up and says beg for mercy or i wil l kill you finn chops off a guys head off screen and his head falls on the ground but hes still alive finn beats up some berries and their juice sprays all over him which represents blood the liches skin burns off and he is seen skinned alive and theirs some dark humor jake jokes about seeing dead bodies and guts on the ground and finn and jake try to cheer these people who are trying to mourn there loss up and it makes the guy whos dead angry and theres some suicide refrences like finn lets go of some balloons and they say yay to the metsophere finally we can die jake has a dream where he dies and then he wants to die and a guy named princess cookies tries to kill himself but fails and ends up in a mental institution

MAD

MAD is not for little kids its more for teens i talked to the creator on twitter and he said its for 7-15 year olds

the looney tunes show

is rated TVPG and is not for kids because it has some sexual innuendo lola calls bugs a bad boy when bugs and daffy are chained together bugs asks the police officer how do you explain this chain and the police officer says your personal lives are your business yosemite sam says if theres a tie on the door dont come in at all yosemite sam brings his new wife upstairs with him and in the morning bugs is sitting outside the room and you can hear some moans of happiness it turns out yosemite sam was just trying on gloves lola sits on daffys bed in a sexual manner and in one of the merrie melodies yosemite sam runs outside naked and granny sees him and its very vilonte bugs and daffy are in a near death situation where there blindfolded and are about to get shot with guns bugs is tired of not getting any sleep because of daffy and plans to murder daffy by pushing him off the roof but is stopped before he could do it daffy uses porky as a bowling ball to knock down some pins then later hes seen in a wheelchair and daffy pushes him down the lane again daffy thinks porkys a murderer and it looks like porky is stabbing a girl with a knife in eligible bachelors theres guns in semper lie theres machine guns and in the shell game cecil turtle plans to kill bugs and porky by shooting them with a gun and it just has more adult situations like having roomates dating using credit cards and going to the DMV

sym bionic titan

was not for kids its for older teens

robotomy

was not for kids it was more for older teens and adults i talked to the creator on his website and he said its aimed at little kids to the adults watching Adultswim at night

spongebob squarepants

is not really for kids because seasons 1-3 had lots of adult jokes and some dark episodes like a episode where spongebob and mr krabs think they killed a health inspector then bury his body and stuf f him in the freezer seasons 4 onwards are much darker theres suicide refrences a fish puts a spear up against his neck and says some day but not today a fishs head explodes and another fish sighs and says lucky plankton tries to kill himself and even says cant you see im trying to get run over here and its very vilonte characters skin gets ripped off characters almost get there heads chopped off characters get ripped in half and in one episode the flying dutchman makes it look like a monster bit off spongebobs head and in one of the newest episodes mrs puff tries to murder spongebob and when he survives a monster track ralley mrs puff asks why is he still alive and then tries to run him over with a giant monster truck

gargoyles

was not really for kids because it was very vilonte a gargoyle lands on a building and his palms start to bleed a gargoyle accidentally shoots a girl with a gun and shes seen lying in a pool of her own blood in one episode all the gargoyles die broadway gets blinded and shot and blue stone bronx claw angela and brooklyn are all vaporised on-screen and the main villian kills his son and it has some sexual innuondoe a gargoyle calls another gargoyle kinky and a gargoyle swears in one episode

the shnookums and meat funny cartoon show

the shnookums and meat funny cartoon show was Disneys attempt at a edgy adult themed show like ren and stimpy

gravity falls

was not really for kids it had lots of adult jokes a gnome bathes with some squrriels in a bath tub by a bottle of lotion and later the gnome asks more squrriels to jump in his pants a manotaur says he has fists for nipples in one episode its said that ben franklin chased a guy around spanking him and that he is a cross dressing woman grunkle stan tells mabel in dippers body about the birds and the bees grunkle stan gets naked in a money machine offscreen and theres a sign that says mc suck it and its very vilonte and dark theres a blood stain seen on one page in the journal a kid gets stuck in a cereal box cover and a bird impales him with a spoon offscreen a monster called the trickster eats a kid onscreen bill rips out a deer tooth and gives it to gideon gideon threatens to cut out dippers tongue with lamb shears a old manotaur gets killed onscreen dipper gets a nose bleed some animal heads bleed from there eyes and mouth the show mentions guns and in one episode a guy says what the twins just saw was top secret information and he says even i myself will be shot once the filming is complete time baby vaporizes and kills a guy onscreen a guy falls off a platform and shrivels into dust and the show gets really dark by the end of the series bill has taken over gravity falls and has turned gravity falls into a wasteland bill whips mabel and dippers uncle with a electric whip some demons play a game called spin the body and whoever the body lands on the demon has to eat bill wants to take over the world and will even kill mabel and dipper to do it

wander over yonder

was not really for kids it had lots of adult jokes sylvias old partner shows up and she says wander this is my old partner in crime goes by the name of and then the guy says rider used to uh ride her sylvias a horse but still captain awesome says hes going to bring lord hater down to awesome town then he points at his crotch wander ryhmes and says fix gate needs drilling eat cake its filling date kate shes willing and then he does a eyebrow wiggle and its very vilonte peepers slices kills and opens a plant a guy gets shot in the head with a dart wander gets a new pet called captain tim who sticks his tongue down wanders throat to try to rip out his heart in one episode lord hater imagines killing wander and sylvia dominator kills one of her bots threatens to kill captain awesome wants to destroy the world and tries to kill sylvia and making wander watch as she tries to drill through her chest

pickle and peanut

is not really for kids it has some sexual innuondoe peanut wants to go skinny dipping and pickle and peanut flirt with some girls and its very vilonte pickle and peanut have to fight goats one goat threatens to stab a guy with a knife a girl get s hit in the eye with a squrriel and it bleeds some girl scouts beat up a guy and threaten pickle and peanut a guy plans to kil l peanut and one of pickle and peanuts favirote cartoons has a villian named manslaughter

batman the animated series

was not for kids because its very vilonte batman kills the scarecrow and his body is seen hanging on a ceiling fan not moving batman gets bloody cuts theres real guns and the joker drops a guy in a coffin into a pit of acid and sings to remember him then forgets him and says whos hungry it has some sexual innuondoe harley quinn pops out of a pie for the joker and does a strip tease 2 girls are seen in there pajamas about to have supper its implied there lesbians

batman beyond

was not for kids because its very vilonte characters have guns and knifes and the joker kills people

superman the animated series

was not for kids because there was a villian named nanny goodness who brainwashed and tortured some kids a guy rips a worms skin off and a alien gets shot offscreen and his guts splash across the wall of the ship

teen titans

was not really for kids a puppet master falls over and dies with his eyes opened but other then that season 1 was pretty lighthearted but the show got darker as it went on there was villians like slade who turned people to stone trigon a demon who wants to kill ravens freinds we see cyborgs dark bacstory and in one episode the titans visit the underworld

Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 animated series

was not really for kids because it was very vilonte

the Turtles visit a future where splinter is dead and in the end all the future turtles die a guy named bishop gets impaled and doctor stockman creates a new body that starts to rot and you see his flesh

swat kats

was not really for kids because its very vilonte and 2 villians died

captain planet and the planeteers

was not really for kids because it had episodes about drugs and Aids and its very vilonte linkas cousin dies of a drug overdose theres a driveby shootout of a family and in one episode theres a realistic image of a dead kid

spider man the new animated series

was not really for kids because it had swearing like danm hell bitch and crap

and its very vilonte characters get shot with guns and die the lizard falls off a building and dies

the ripping freinds

was not for kids because it was very vilonte a peice of gum sucks the moiusture out of people a worm sucks the spines out of people rips shorts take over jimmy and he crushes and kills a bug with a rock a cow slices off a peice of her skin for the ripping freinds a guy has a organ machine and a kid brings him real organs its very disturbing rip hooks himself up to a pain machine and he gets electrocuted and theres a closeup of his veins moving back and forth and theres some sexual innuondoe a hot dogs lower half rises up a hot dog and bun hug then it cuts to black rip accidentally pops in on a girl taking a shower and he says its okay mam im a ripping freind and the girl screams and throws her brush at him a little girl kisses a naked bear and his crotch then gets stung by bees

Transformers prime

was not really for kids because its the darkest transformers cartoon so far lots of robots died 2 humans died and some humans almost died

jonny quest the real adventures

was not really for kids because its darker and some characters died

oggy and the cockroaches

is not really for kids because its very vilonte and in one episode oggy is seen in a trailer and in the background theres a naked full breasted woman on a calendar

ben 10 alien force

was not really for kids because it was darker and some characters died

Family guy

American dad

the cleveland show

the Simpsons

is not for kids because it has swearing like danm hell and bitch and has lots of sexual innuondoe and its very vilonte theirs a show that the kids like to watch called itchy and scratchy which has lots of gore and the halloween episodes are more darker theres blood and gore and the characters die by getting shot impaled and getting there heads chopped off in one of the newest halloween episodes homer and marge kill themselves and the kids kill eachother characters drink beer and get drunk characters do drugs and theres a mob boss named fat tony who kills people

Futurama

pinky and the brain

was aimed at a general aduience but it seems like it was more for adults and not really for kids because it had some very edgy adult jokes dolly parton says shes brains biggest fan and asks him what he thinks of that and brain says id say puberty was orientally kind to you brain tells pinky to never breed and pinky says ill try a bikini designer walks around pretending to be blind and in one episode they mention sexual harassment

6teen

was not really for kids because it had lots of sexual innuondoe jonsey peeks through a peep hole in a dressing room the characters talk about getting to second base and scoring in one episode theres a character whos gay and it deals with lots of teen situaitions like dating and using credit cards

Total Drama

is not really for kids because it has swearing like crap danm holy crap and hell and some censored swears and in 2 episodes the middle finger is shown censored theres lots of sexual innuondoe a guy asks if hes going to get to second base a guy sees a girl characters breasts and he keeps saying the word boobies and later the other guys ask if they can see a girls breast a guy eats beef testicles and he says the word testicles a guy says he has cow boobies on his head theres a song about mating a guy gets stuck in the statue of liberties breasts and chef says what a way to go and the guy agrees a girl jumps up and down naked offscreen chef enters a jail and a guy makes a kissie face at him a girl has to go into a sauna and says its going to be really hot and a guy and girl character are in a taxi and the taxi driver makes a kissie face at the guy character a plant hatches a egg that looks like chris and in one episode chris jokes about the kids smoking a joint

the animals of farthing wood

was not really for kids because lots of animals died in the show

South Park

Bobs Burgers

is not for kids it has swearing like hell ass danm and bitch and the first episode was about bob serving human flesh theres lots of sexual innuondoe and one episode the kids go to a funeral parlor and almost burn bob alive theres some really dark humor some people exit a funeral parlor and gene turns on his microphone which makes fart noises to try to make the people laugh and in one of the newest episodes bob and linda eat cookies with marijuana in them

Capitol Critters

was not for kids because in the first episode the main characters family dies a girl character is seen smoking characters die theres guns and some sexual innuondoe

Fish Police

was not for kids because their was mild swearing like danm a fish investigated murders and there was pimps and hoes and a bunch of adult stores and strip clubs are seen on the streets

Happy tree freinds

is not for kids because its full of gore

Dick figures

Beavis and butthead

was not for kids it had swearing like hell crap and danm it had lots of sexual innuondoe beavis always wanted to score and the characters where bad role models they would burn stuff destroy stuff throw a dog in a washer and then jump in themselves

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