#oh the things i'd do for him

[konigsblog]

Farmhand!König creeping over farmer's daughter!reader.. 🌾

; König can't help himself from the farmer's daughter.

CW: smut, afab!f!reader. MDNI 18+

König's job is to help your father around on the farm. He takes care of the crops and harvests all the berries and vegetables from the soil while you skip around in a little, skimpy dress that's far too short for a breezy, sunny day. He can see that you're wearing nothing beneath, his breathing becoming laborious and heavy, his eyes widening at the seductive sight.

You know exactly what you're doing. You're purposely riling him up, dancing around and complimenting his skills while he milks the cows. His eyes wander all over your perfect body, distracted by your soft curves and gorgeous ass to pay attention to your sweet voice. König has been warned by your father, threatened and intimidated, not to touch you or get too close.

“You know exactly what you're doing, little one.”

Although, you don't care about your fathers protectiveness. You bend over teasingly, allowing König to admire your ass before he can no longer help himself. He grips you by your throat and pins you against a wall, pushing a thigh in between your soft thighs for you to grind against. You breathe heavily, taking in König's thick, musky scent. The stimulation against your sensitive clit is heavenly, and now, you're the being played with.

König lifts up your skimpy dress and begins to curl his fingers inside your velvety, tight walls. You whimper into his lips and moan out breathlessly, arching your back and biting your bottom lip in an attempt to stifle your needy whines.

“Fuckin’ tease. Stop squirming, Mäuschen... You were asking for this.” König breathes out. His voice is guttural, full of desire as he pumps another digit into your slick wetness. Your folds are coated in a glimmer of your arousal, dripping from your sweet pussy and running down your thighs as König hits that sweet spot over and over again. “Good girl, be quiet, now. You don't want your father to hear, do you?” König's teasing leaves you on edge, desperate for your release.

You can't control yourself as you begin to clamp down around his fingers uncontrollably, your walls pulsing around his calloused, thick fingers while you attempt to hide the desperation and depravity in your whines. König smashes his lips against yours while rubbing his bulge against you, your arousal coating his fingers, running down his palm as you finally release. “That’s it, there we go. So eager, aren't you?”

König will bend you over the nearest fence and will fuck you relentlessly before your father comes to check up on him. God, you really are a distraction, Maus.

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

[unicornpopcorn14]

So we all know by now that Dazai is comfortable enough around Chuuya to show nervousness/worry.

Enough times for Chuuya to pick up on that pattern. The pattern, may I remind you, that doesn't have evident correlation to either nervousness or worry to most people. One that can even be interpreted as misplaced given the situation.

Which means that Dazai has done this in front of Chuuya so often, that Chuuya at first was hella confused, before he finally made a connection between when and why it happens. And still remembered that connection after four years of separation. Which gets us to my point:

What if this isn't the only emotion Dazai displays weirdly?

What if he has multiple unconventional patterns he displays for sadness, frustration, content, or disgust? The times he really feels them, and they become too strong for him to just deal with normally? What if these are the only times he's actually being genuine with his emotions?

And Chuuya is the only one who is familiar with them all?

Dazai would be jumping rope and Chuuya would be like, "quit sulking, let's get icecream"

Dazai hanging upside down on the couch and Chuuya going, "It's okay, mackerel. You can cry."

Dazai actually crying, full on heart-wrenching sobs, and Chuuya unironically going, "What, good news?"

It's just... comforting, for one person in Dazai's life to read him like a book. Everyone else would look at him like he's crazy, displaying wrong emotions/behaviors at the wrong time, but Chuuya knows that it's just how he processes feeling properly, and thus he's the only one Dazai can count on to put things into context and understand, which makes him display them even more openly.

Because Chuuya never shamed him for his quirks, as much as Dazai never did his.

[elsecrytt]

so i had a thought.

what if 236 is actually jujutsu tech propaganda?

mei mei is broadcasting this entire thing, right? what better way to protect gojo from bounty hunters etc., than convince the entire world that he's already dead?

the final battle happened offscreen, with significantly less fanfare. gojo rescued megumi, defeated sukuna. the day was saved.

at a cost.

gojo gave up everything - at least, everything he valued. the six eyes, his abilities as a sorcerer. he assumed that would make him a normal man, and he was right -

what he didn't realize was that it would also make him blind.

so now... you live in a nice apartment complex. a guy moves in next to you.

you can't help but notice he happens to be blind - at least, he's wearing a blindfold, uses a cane, but he's often swearing and stumbling through his porch, over his entryway. he is very, very blind.

you, wondering what the fuck up is with your obviously blind neighbor who seems to have no sense of self-preservation.

he walks into objects all the time, especially hitting his head on things, since he's so tall. forgets his cane when going out. the dude just left his door open the other day, like, WIDE OPEN, who DOES that?

helping gojo learn, not only how to be human, but how to be disabled. how to not be disgusted with being disabled.

gojo learning that being blind isn't the end of his life, nor the end of his happiness - life is still worth living, even without one of his senses.

helping gojo mourn his lost sense while still finding things to enjoy. gojo who learns to cook by taste, by feeling heat or texture, with your help. gojo learning to organize things so he always knows where they are from memory.

bringing gojo audiobook versions of your favorite stories even if he teases you for your taste. he listens to them when he has nothing to do, which is most of the time, now.

he goes out on walks all the time because he doesn't have a job, you learn. while it's nice to not have to work, you can tell he comes from money, his life comes with a gaping hole inside it, one that isn't entirely explained by the blindness.

gojo who's overstimulated all the time because he no longer has infinity as a barrier, but somehow also as touch-starved as ever, alone in a foreign country away from all his students and colleagues.

gojo, who has only ever done Big Things with his life, who has only ever been an Important Person doing world changing things, now, just an ordinary guy.

he barely cares what happens to himself now. it's not that he wants to die, or anything. it's just that he doesn't have a reason to live.

and that wouldn't change overnight. not with cooking lessons or audiobooks or friendly greetings whenever you see him by the door. not with smiles or waves (he can't see them) or a braille rubik's cube you find online (how did he solve it in under a minute??) or karaoke (he has an AMAZING singing voice, and he knows so many songs better than you do?).

it wouldn't change overnight, because nothing worthwhile forms in a day, or two, or even a week or a month.

but gojo's life doesn't have to be amazing a day after he's gone blind. or a week. or a month. it's okay if it's difficult, he learns, it's okay if he hates it, hates himself, hates every choice that brought him here, even if he would never take it back.

it's okay. it gets better. with you there? it's getting better.

[messymoonmad]

I need to see poseidon adopt polites as his son

He be like "hm ur my child now" and just carry polites away

This but with Eurylochus and Perimedes

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Phileas Fogg, you accidental temptress

[skrunklyprisonprincess]

Bartok!

Finally got around to watching the movie (more like over a week ago, it took me a bit of time working on this, I'm slow). Loved it, who doesn't love Satanists with themed workout tapes :)

I love that they gave him eyeliner too omg

Spent the entire movie wondering why notice me senpai in the opening gave me a sense of deja vu, and come credits... my questions were answered.

Some closeups too so phone users (peasants) can see all the detail/texture :)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 82

Lex Luthor is admittedly, a very petty man. A very petty man who absolutely despises a certain kryptonian. So what if he made a clone- the alien got mind controlled practically every other week, could anyone blame him for being concerned?!

He’s more than a little annoyed that said clone was stolen from Cadmus, even though they had assured him repeatedly that they knew what they were doing. Trying to steal Gotham’s cryptid’s child was not a good idea- even he knew that! So of course they take the clone and the kryptonian discovers said clone and… rejects it. Huh. He should probably take advantage of that. 

But he is a petty man. 

If the alien is going to reject the child then he’ll just have to prove to be the better father. He’ll of course be the best father, if only to shove it in the other’s face. Really, how hard could it be?

[unnonexistence]

ok there was a poll going around a while ago about whether you think your 5-year-old self would recognize you, and I'm curious:

[mars-ipan]

Matthew 7:15

(my commissions are open!)

[pixelatedraindrops]

Yuma Month: Day 3: Past

Nothing but an empty husk of your former self.

[someprettyname]

He drives me CRAZY oh my god.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Hey, Star Trek Writers... -taps the glass-

[pinkyjulien]

Valentin & Mitch | 687/?? 👅 Late Snack Full on Pillowfort - Pt1 / Pt2 Bark like a God poses (riming not included)

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Good morning, sunshine!

There are few things sexier than a gentleman unraveled