#oh nvm dad just joined

[clueless1995]

so my mum had me download signal so we can talk more easily while she’s travelling. but now my sister has made a family group chat for the First Time Ever and well. it’s a lot already

[physalian]

When a Villain’s “Villainy” Dismisses Their Valid Argument For Change (Or, Marvel)

Marvel stories aren’t the only ones that pull the whole “this villain has a very valid and justified stance on something socially acceptable but actually terrible and- oh, nvm, they’re a murderer, thus they’re totally bad,” schtick, but they’re the loudest voices.

Pop Culture Detective did this deep dive into how the “Avengers” really are “Avengers” (as opposed to “Prevengers,” like Tony points out) because they don’t have any initiatives or social stances that promote change, they just stop villains from making change. Most damning example of this character is Killmonger.

Excellent deep dive, go watch it. I won’t regurgitate it here. Instead, I’ll talk about how these villains are also attempts at having depth and nuance and are very hit-and-miss about it.

So. Villains with nuance: How to write a character with something to say, while showing that their way of going about it is wrong, while also still agreeing that they were right.

—

This isn’t actually that hard, y’all. Marvel doesn’t do it because they don’t want to piss off the rich people or be “woke”.

So say I have my antagonist named…. Wilson.

Wilson’s goal: prison reform/dismantling the for-profit punitive “justice” system that works to keep people in the system instead of helpful rehab.

Wilson’s motivation: that his dad got incarcerated for possession of drugs, and through a series of Very Bad and Corrupt Legal Practices, Wilson’s dad spent 45 years in prison and died there.

Wilson’s plan: peacefully protest, then when that doesn't work and he's exhausted all other legal avenues, systematically blackmail every cop, justice, and prison employee that he deems corrupt, racist, etc, on the grounds of either “just following orders” or “that’s how it was” isn’t good enough in effort to get them fired/ruin their lives. Doesn’t matter how involved in his dad’s incarceration these people are, Wilson wants to make a statement, and he’s going to make it as loud as possible.

Enter the hero: Sarah.

She’s the seasoned detective trying to catch him because crime is crime and he’s done a lot of it.

Marvel’s hypothetical version of this story: Wilson joins and organizes several peaceful protests and marches and nonviolent gatherings, gathering a vocal following that’s concerning to local, then national, government officials when he gains more power than they’re comfortable with. Around halfway through the story, Wilson breaks and starts randomly murdering these same people just so the audience doesn’t start to root for him.

Marvel’s solution: Wilson ends up in prison, or dead from a high and ambiguous fall, due to his own actions because murder is bad and he’s done a lot of it. Prison reform, what?

Or: Wilson ends up in prison because he still committed violence against a lot of innocent people and the punishments he enacted didn’t fit their crimes. The populace remains horrified by his actions, mourn the corrupt government people, and claim this is exactly why the prison system is the way it is. Sarah, however, understands that Wilson was right, and works for the rest of her career on enacting prison reform.

You know, Zootopia did this pretty well, for a kids’ movie, by having Judy publicly admit that what they’re doing is wrong and try to change it, while also simultaneously botching it entirely.

Ironically, Marvel does have a property that tries its damndest to do the “villain actually has a point, he’s just going about proving it the wrong way” and that’s X-Men. Their best efforts aren’t the ‘ha ha CGI explosion of cool mutant powers’ but the social commentary these characters were meant to reflect.

You can write a villain with a point. But if you’re going to go far enough to make a polarizing statement in your work, knowing it will piss people off, commit to that message and don’t abandon it the second you’ve made them “irredeemable”.

That, and, like Zootopia, it gives your hero so much more nuance when they can admit their staunch, heroic worldview is flawed and needs growth, or complete dismantling, and that hard life lessons can come from anywhere, not just their heroes—particularly when they themselves are an archetypical “hero”. (also killing this complicated villain instead of giving them the chance to see the proper enactment of the change they want to see in the world is a huge missed opportunity).

Not limited to superhero stories, either, or hot button issues like prison reform. Do it in fantasy with fantasy bigotry. It doesn’t have to be a huge global plot either. “Critical voice is painted as the villain and resorts to unsavory-to-illegal activity to stay alive and/or promote their cause” also fits plenty of war stories big and small.

Heck, go even smaller, with lower stakes, and you could write about a high school bully victim who goes too far in trying to get justice/catharsis when the law doesn’t do enough about it. Write about a dysfunctional family. This trope is so flexible it’s disappointing how rarely it’s done well.

Whatever the case:

Make a problem in the world of your story that the society/powers that be of that story doesn’t actually think is a problem, or isn’t doing enough to solve

Make solving this problem the villain’s goal

Make the villain’s plan to solving this problem deeply flawed and the wrong way to do it

Make the hero (and the narrative) recognize that their intentions are in the right place, the actions aren’t, but the villain’s plight was heard, and the hero, presumably with the social and political power to enact real change, resolves to make that change.

The villain loses, but they also still win.

I am sick and tired of throwing the whole character out and trying to eat your cake and have it, too, pretending to have a deep and nuanced narrative that ends up saying nothing more than “crime is always wrong no matter the circumstances if the governing bodies aren’t paying you to commit those crimes.”

I’m not a huge fan of Black Panther (I think by that point my Marvel fatigue on all these new characters was starting to creep in), but they really did Killmonger dirty, didn’t they?

[artisticmenace]

tmagp 24 liveblog, im at the statement

ok go mom i guess

this cannot end well for you though

black? that is not normal i dont think

i thought they were supposed to have blue eyes

rupert. no wonder this file is sorted as demon baby

yayy

CELIA

WHAT

CELIA

HOLD ON

MHM SUUURE

WHAT THE HECK

YEAH PROBABLY

CELIA WAS IN YOUR STATEMENT

hahaha

oh yeah

hm

ok o

BLOOD

WHAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLOOD

yeah demon baby thats on brand

parasites are a Theme.

what is that sound

rupie. eu g

bring back needles :(

plz

OH MY GOD

EUGH

ITS CRYING LIKE A BEAR

EW

ew ew ew ew

WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE THAAATTTT

who tf is that kids dad

satan?

YEP.

wassup celia that was mentioned earlier

JOINING FORCES!!! nvm

THEY AAARE

THE ARCHIVIST!

SAM STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BEFORE YOU GET GOT

CELIA OFC YOU BELIEVE HER

YOU REMEMBER

YOU REMEMBER THE TUNNELS CELIA

sam stop being a hater

whatever. assholes

dont talk to sam like ur his mom. unless ur into that or whatever

BASIRAAAAA!!!!!!

BASIRA MY BELOVED

BASIRA HUSSAIN!!!!! I LOVE YOU!

take her statement :3

damn.

SHES STILL BITCHY WOOT WOOT!!!! WE'RE BACK!!!

CELIA YOU ARE SO FROM TMA UNIVERSE

SUUUURE. CELIA JUST FUCKING TELL HIM

[thefandom-casserole]

Episode 46 Notes-

- I SAW A SPOILER IM SO SCARED

- WHAT DID SCAM DO

- HERMIE MY BOY

- It’s time to start

- I’m vibrating I’m so scared

- They’re doing a similar opening to when we met Paeden <3333

- OMG THE LAST NAMES I ADORE THIS

- Rock paper scissors 😭

- What was that moan. Omg.

- MATT WHAT

- Why not

- The clussy. Hot clussy autumn

- Taylor RadFact: Taylor’s mom buys Taylor Everything at a Ninja store thing after the incident at the karate thing

- SHE HAS DONE NOTHING WRING YOU ARE SO RIGHT

- “She’s not spending like a single mom” 😭

- What is with their moans wtf they’re so silly

- Linc RadFact: Linc had to sign a NDA (Near Dad Agreement - you have to always be near dad, 2.5 feet) if he wanted to go outside and play with anyone. No fifa if he breaks the rules. They got rid of it when he went to school

- “Hi Will~” me when I talk to my irl bestie wil (not Will Campos I’m not that cool 😞)

- Normal RadFact: He ruined the football game after a botched front handspring. Normal runs Model UN Ecuador and all other countries declare war on him.

- They sound like the hallways I walk down in school 😭

- Scary RadFact: Scary tried to start a petition to make emo music called Black Metal (even though she doesn’t like Black Metal and only likes Emo)

- Daddy Fact: Scam thought it would be funny for Jodie and him <333. He scammed Jodie (straightest man) into falling in love with him

- The real thing here we go 😭

- I’m so scared

- The two genders: Blade pose and whatever the other thing they said was

- INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES

- hehe

- Wow Shmegan is really smart

- YOU PRETEND TO KILL ME

- THATS SO BAD

- This is going so bad 😭 oh my fucking god

- I ROLL IN

- I ROLL OUT

- A NAT ONE

- A NAT TWENTY

- This is one of their most wild plans omg

- BETH YOURE SO SMART OMG

- Awww poor Hermie

- AHHHH HERMIE

- IM STILL SCARED FOR YOU MAN

- Abraham Lincoln was actually a wrestler I hope Anthony or Freddie or one of them remembers this

- HA TAYLOR LEAVES NORMAL STAYS

- That’s so in character

- “Can I bet on this fight?” SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

- PAEDEN PLEASE JOIN THIS EPISODE IM BEGGING YOU

- The mascot thing again <3333

- 32 damage. Omg.

- NORMAL SINGS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR TEEN HIGH <3333

- Comparing Britain and the US as exes is wild man

- I missed the autism from Normal omg

- NORMALS IN DEATH SAVES

- Wait nvm Linc saved him

- The music 😭

- Nat one from Abe 😭 Pulling a Paeden there

- Lark and Sparrow ohhhh

- JEZZ BALL OMG OMG

- OMG OMG OMG

- AHHHHHHH

- DEATH SAVES NOOOOOO

- Heyyy Normal and Hermie will have something in common now. They’re both burnt.

- Nat one again 😭 REALLY channeling his Paeden

- ABE LINCOLN IS ALMOST DEAD OMFG

- Linc why do you like Shmegan so much dude

- Booped on the schnoop

- LINC’S PULLING A GRANT OMG

- SPIDER BOIZ

- I love how they used to dunk if Taylor for being a useless ranger but now that he’s a rogue literally everything would be better if he were his old class

- HES JUST YELLING

- THIS DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING

- HIS HEAD EXPLODES

- I LOVE HOW IF THEY DIDNT YRY TO ROLL THAT THING TO SEE IF ANYONE WJATED TO BE A KING THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL

- THE STUPID WHIMS OF THE DICE

- He’s no longer dying thank god

- SPIDER BOYYYYYYYY

- He’s lost his mustache nOOOOOOOOO

- Hamilton ayyyyyy

- Heyyyy Grant

- Hide n seek

- Norm pulled a Linc

- He pulled a Henry! Doing what Henry did to Cern

- HA LOSER SHMEGAN IMAGINE HA

- Normal got hit by a bullet omg

- BAD GIRLLLLLLLLL

- BAD GIRLLLLLLL NATTTTT 20

- AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHHSHAHHAHSSHAHAHAHSVS

- OMG I LOVE THIS

- Poor Taylor omg

- Matt did it again 😭 he gave Anthony the choice

- HE WAS SHOT

- OMG OMGOMG OMG AJAVAJBASJJSBAHABDBS

- “For the final time roll performance”

- I’m genuinely crying omg

- “Normal I like you too”

[silvertsundere]

Silver Talks AniManga (19/03/23)

biggest thing this week is me starting to catch up to UU only got through 30 chaps (in about 3 hours) cause I grossly underestimated just how much text it was gonna have it's good tho 👍

Undead Unluck Ch1 to 30

I greatly underestimated how long it'd take to catch up, I only started at midnight of this sunday, I thought because it was an action series it wouldn't take that long but I was clueless. But anyway, it's good, I can easily see how it managed to get through the cancelation danger gauntlet and how it's become fairly popular. My friend Mega had already told me beforehand that the first couple volumes are quite crude and lewd, and he was right, but I've seen a lot worse. Also the pacing is quite fast but it didn't bother me at all, tho I was reading everything back to back instead of weekly so maybe it would've been different. Anyway the last arc I read before stopping (Unrepair) was good and finished setting up the intro to the series I feel. Now we know what the main plot is, how this world works (mostly), we got to know a lot of the cast, the goals of our protagonists and antagonists and how they clash with each other. The best chap so far was 20, it was a colour page chap and it introduced one of the Big Plot Points for the series, also Juiz is just super cool too. I think I remember seeing that Andy and Fuuko join the baddies later? but I don't remember for sure so we'll see. Which also speaking of, Fuuko is very cute. I expect to have finished catching up before I do this again next week so look forward to the rest of that I guess.

Dandadan Ch97

been a while since the last full action chap and it slapped that last page was very pog. tho hype for when okarun finally rejoins the fray

Kaiju 8 Ch82

didn't expect such a nice chap for a side chara, that was good. hype for next chap with that ending tho

JOJOLands Ch2

wao the newest instalment of jojo is here but honestly it's too early on to really have any opinions on it, evil giorno is nice tho. at the end of chap 1 I said the person they were gonna rob was gonna be a returning chara from p4 or 6 but sure as hell didn't expect it to just straight up be rohan lol

Tokyo Underworld Ch34

damn yomi being brained for once impressive, tho just a few pages later he fucked up and almost got killed so it balances out

Jojo: Hol Horse/Josuke Spinoff Ch14

we got the spinoff's first stand rush pog. should only be 2 or 3 more chaps left til it's over but it's been a nice little diversion

Ichigoki's Under Control!! Ch15

what a terrible chapter, introduced a buncha characters and situations that never happened, since it's getting canceled and didn't get to actually do them. seems like it'll end next chap at least so that's good.

The Ichinose Family's Deadly Sins Ch17

damn I was gonna say "alright it's good to see ichinose has a clear goal now for the characters to follow" but then it hit me with that twist at the end again so uh nvm. not really a fan of the "it was all a dream" thing but we'll see how it goes

Ginka & Gluna Ch26

all that just for the baddie to run away? eh.... feels like quite the waste of such a cool concept for a power

Fabricant 100 Ch14

not as good as the last few chaps but p decent nonetheless

Jiangshi X Ch9

mostly action, showing off how powerful the dad is, still expect him to die soon tho

Tokyo Demon Bride Story Ch27

well things got solved quite nicely didn't they. I had anticipated this outcome originally, but with how much they were building up to a fight I had discarded it. anyway if ichigoki is really ending next chap then this should have 2 or 3 more chaps left.

Witch Watch Ch101

decent chap, was a throwback to this old spell

SPY x FAMILY Ch77

it was nice to get a lloid chap after so long, and with him actually doing his job nonetheless, I think that's a first

Blue Box Ch93

xmas? my sister in christ it's march

oh ok fair enough. anyway good chap like usual too, nice to see yumeka's character developing

Cipher Academy Ch16

a good chap but I'm also a hoe for murder mysteries, tho that twist at the end was very good 👀

Mashle Ch148

very funny chap, didn't expect something like this lol

Sakamoto Days Ch111

cool number pog. but anyway, wonder how much longer of this backstory is left, not that I'm not enjoying it tho, the gun throw was great

The Elusive Samurai Ch102

damn setting up some worrying implications for our protags in case they lose. also I figured they weren't going to fight ashikaga right away, and the ending proved that, shame they gotta fight that girl tho

Akane-banashi Ch54

a nice cooldown chapter after the intensity of the last few ones, but a good chapter still, setting up the next competition and goal for akane also I don't think I've ever said it in these but..she's so cute.. love all the little faces she makes

[wench-and-jezebel]

The Musketeers Reaction: Commodities

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

[I love this episode so much]

Issa pirate!  Idk just looks like one  [He's not tho]

Ahh great… Something’s gonna go wrong  [Something always goes wrong alkdsfj]

Nvm the others are there

Nvm again

Oooop-

Well, she looks like she believes it

More pirates (Kidding)

Oh, man… So much is happening  [You ain't seen nothing yet.  But also… Chick be awesome] 

Same, Flirt

They all stood in unison  [Naturally]

He smol  [This dude showed up in a CSI recently, fun fact]

Flirt, you have no right to be so into this

He sounds like puss in boots ☠️

Wot  ["You must think we're stupid"  Two seconds later  "Terribly sorry, apparently we are"]  D’Art has the sense here [You lack faith]  🙂

I- Oh.  [:)]  Tf  [They're staging an escape, dingus]  The musketeers are or just the two?  [Emile/Maria]

😂😂😂 Got ‘em

[Milady is kinda transparent for an assassin]  😂😂😂😂 Very true

Oooof  [Be prepared to hate Emile btw]  Oooooooooof  [This?  This ain't nothing.  Get ready for worse]  Oh boy  [Yup]

Oh noooo an ambush!

["No doubt your partner is a cheat and a swindler"  Damn, Athos, don't hold back]  Or how did he say it? “Well, that was straightforward”

Oh noooooo!  Port!  🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oooop soft music! longing stare! Flashback coming

[D'Art, read the freaking room… Aramis, you too]

Darts face like nah fam

Well damn  [Gotta love the medicine of the time]  He’s prepared

["I'm not a child"  Convincingggggg]  EXACTLY

I was gonna say it could be an OFMD fusion BUT Ed’s not incompetent

So this is France

[I love the scene with him walking through the doors 😭  The cinematography is so nice]  🥺🥺🥺🥺  And here’s the flashback  [And look at his fancy outfit lkasjdflkadsjf 😭]  Is this before he was a musketeers?  [Yup]

Pause, quick question  [Okay]

– – – 

Jezebel: I’ll forget if I don’t say now.  So D’Art…  In the book was going to them to become a musketeer.

Wench: Right

Jezebel: But in this they changed it to he was avenging his dads death and he just kinda… stays to become a musketeer after

Wench: Ye

Jezebel: Do they explain why they changed it?

Wench: I don't think so.  

Jezebel: Huh! 😂😂 ok anyway I was just curious about that

Wench: My guess is the excitement was the goal?  And also, they were changing the story a lot anyway, so they didn't need to keep it all intact.  

Jezebel: ‘Cause I was just thinking of Dart… like why is he even here he was just on a revenge mission?  How did he get recruited after?

Wench: Well, in this case, it's implied that he just... came to respect the Musketeers.  And probably got interested in a) the excitement/nobility of the career and b) Constance.  Also, he might not have wanted to go back to Gascony after his dad died

Jezebel: Ahh yes you are not the bloodthirsty unjust murderers I thought you too be… also the job seems fun… lemme join you

Wench: Right

– – – 

[Emile needs to shut up… "You must enjoy being here... must bring back all sorts of memories"  DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE'S ENJOYING THIS?]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Ooop- Flashback

☠️☠️☠️☠️  “Did someone punch me?”  D’Art: nahhhhhhh

[ONCE AGAIN.  PEOPLE.  READ THE FRICKING ROOM]

Ooooop- wait.  I just realized… I JUST REALIZEDDDD- [WOT]  HE LOVES ATHOS’ LADDYYYYY!  IT IS!  [Good job, problem child alskdjf]

[I love Porthos]

What did you call him?  Le gasp!  [Huh?]  The “self-taught man” but he said it in another name  [Autodidact]  Language [auto = self, didact = teacher]  Before he said what it meant, I thought it was something mean

Oh my gawd the woman has returned  [She’s cool]  Ooooop- Le bitch!

["I knew I'd been punched" as;ldkfj  I forgot that one]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Welp… she ded  [For real that time]  Yep

Now he ded  [Yep]

Whooop Whoooop  [D'Art the farm boy for the win!  The sass of that nod laksdjf]  

[Get ready to hate Bonnaire]

Now he’s been punched  [He deserves it]  Yeah, I agree (and I don’t even know yet)

Flirt: “and there goes my needlework”

Well, shit

Buddy… Port’s a beast he’s pushing through both of them! And he’s injured  [‘Tis true]

Flirt 💕

– – – 

Wench: Midpoint?

Jezebel: Yes

Wench: Have fun lkasdjf  Like I said... this episode is split between Athos-centric and Porthos-centric, and I adore it.  But also... I hate Emile with SUCH a fiery passion it's not even funny

Jezebel: I’m connecting my keyboard for this

Wench: Oh dear… The Jezebel equivalent of rolling up her sleeves

Jezebel: Ok so first off I’m feeling for Athos! ‘Cause 😦 bruh! The memories! Cause iirc he thinks Milady is dead right?

Wench: Yup.  And… He thinks he killed her.  Well, had her executed, but still; it's the equivalent of him killing her

Jezebel: So I reiterate 😦 AND! Omg FLORT (see what i did there) is continuing to be musketeer bros and I am living for it!  Him being all “Port bby cannot travel in these conditions, Athos!  Do you not care about him like I clearly do?!? 😍😠”

Wench: I knew you were gonna say that too :)

Jezebel: Then when they get back and Port found the papers and jumps on the guy he is just like… standing to the side. “Oh, no, who has angered my man- I mean oh no… my needle work… *side eye* thats… uh… for shame!”  But hes not interfering much at all.  He’s just standing there.  like.  When clearly just the two wasn’t holding him back easily

Wench: Right, I follow… I'm enjoying this section of the react, I want you to know.  Much fun :)

Jezebel: Which, regardless of what I think it meant or what it really means, I think it makes it seem like Flirt is more a lover not a fighter… which is hilarious… ‘cause his job is a fighter.

Wench: Yeah :)  He's also a priest, so he's completely a contradiction

Jezebel: And that brings me to… FUCK BONNAIRE!!!  Oh, and D’Art and Milady… Has he realized yet?

Wench: Nope

Jezebel: Sweet lord… He just had to lift the torn picture.  Buddy.  Brain.  Use it.

Wench: They don't figure it out until like.  over halfway through the season.

Jezebel: OH SHIT OOOOOF!  Well damn.

Wench: Ready?

Jezebel: Ready!

– – –

[Him referring to a "shopping list" is just- alsdkfja;lksdjf;lKJ;LAKSDJF;LKASDJF;LKASDJF asshole]  Ew

Ah yes… Let’s justify slavery… because it totally will make me sound better  [Oh, for sure.  Especially while talking to a man whose mother had to escape slavery and couldn't have a decent life even afterwards]  😦

Don’t you cry and make people pity you!

She did indeed deserve a better man

Athos!  [The drinking montage]  The wine!  You are spilling it!

Oh.  Oh, shit.  Ooooof.  She uh… She favors Fern.  She thinking about how his life is… what’s the quote?  [Yours is a life truly blessed]  Ye that one. Except it dont fit lol  [What instead?]  His is a life truly drunk and depressed [alsdkfj]  Knew she reminded me of someone, and then the way she was scowling at him.  I was like I know that scowl!

["What are you doing"  What business is it of yours, D'Art?  READ A ROOM]  Read a field more like

[I love Aramis' sash] YESSS

["We should trust Athos to handle his own affairs"  That is literally never a good idea.  Buddy is good with anything BUT his own self-care.]

Oooop-  He ded

Well, shit  [Drinking montage pt 2] How he drink it so fast?  I can barely sip it

*Sigh* alcoholi- ooop.  

Maam, you and your types  [Shush]

Ooooop- 

No, she’s standing right there

Her scar… isss so smol.  She is bitching about a scratch

[idk if you heard that, but he just called her "Anne."  Tha's her real name]

“Do it” 😦  Ooooooooooooooof

Shit, the hubby and the lover

Poor Athos

😦

Well… the rum is gone.  [Why is the rum gone!?!?!?]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

["I refuse to arrive at the palace on an ass"  No, you just want to arrive there being one.]  Lol!  [Oh, and also, "The rights of every man to some fair treatment"  The irony]

Why is she being mean to married lady?  Rude

DEVOUR!  DEVOUR!!!!  ACK!  [Oof, did I scar you irrevocably with that film?]  YES!

Oh but she’s a married womannnn 😮‍💨😂😂😂😂

Ooooop-

["She frightened me D'Artagnan"  So she ought; she killed you in the book]  Wooooot 😭😭  [Ma'am.  I told you this, I swerr]  Oh yeah  [Good job]

These big ass empty echoey rooms… Seriously just let me at em! 😂😂  No more echo

Oooop, believe him, he’ll take you out to the woods

[Flort smirk-glance combo] 

Ooooop 😦

[Be afraid.  Be very afraid]  He’s so smol… And port is so lorge… And Flirt won’t do a thing to stop it

Oop-  [“Wanna bet?”  (That's what the zoom-in on Athos meant… I’m just translating)]  🙂

[Y'all gonna kiss?]  They might

Imma guess who the captain is: black suit guy  [You'd be correct :)]  Ooooop!

[Not them breaking the law again]  🙂  [I'm pretty sure all of Les Inseparables are Chaotic Good, just btw]

“Mind my needlework”  Wonder where they are going

The end!  Whoop whooooop

– – – 

Jezebel: Errrmehgerd! That was a good episode!

Wench: Do you see what I mean about it being one of my favorites? :)

Jezebel: Yes I do!  And AHHHHH Flort!  Flirt and Port! Aramis and Porthos! I love you both!

Wench: asldkfj Well.  At least you learned their names finally

Jezebel: Will they be used? Nah 🙂

Wench: *sigh*

Jezebel: But anyway! The end scene when they just waltz off like 👀👀👀 I wonder

Wench: askdfj You’re ridiculous (affectionate)

Jezebel: 🙂  But anyway BACK TO ATHOS! And the painnn!!  I feel so bad for him 🥺🥺🥺

Wench: Good!  My plan progresses as I intended :)))) 

Jezebel: Like idk if they are trying to make you pity Milady or see her point but… I just don’t. I don’t like her lol. He deserves better.  AND.  Back to Athos being so Dean coded it’s not even funny with his lemme keep my trauma bottled up and speaking of bottles… imma get drunk too

Wench: I told you... It was not going to be at all surprising that he was my favorite alskdj  No, I'm not looking deeply at this

Jezebel: Mhmmmm but perhaps you should Wench, perhaps you shoulddddd!

Wench: Nevahhhh!  Seems like a bad idea!  

Jezebel: Gonna have to rewrite your character name

Wench: Oh no *sigh* What is it this time?  Dareddeanifer was the last one, right? Alksdjflkafdj  Good lord

Jezebel: Dareddeaniferthos

Wench: Dear lord

Jezebel: 😌😌

Wench: I still maintain you're seeing things that aren't thereeeee

Jezebel: Yeah yeah!  And that’s all I got for endpoint, so… ‘til next time lol

[damnhotmsimmons]

Episode 7-What Doesn’t Kill Us..

...makes us stronger. Lol, kidding. Though why the hell did they changed the title at the last minute (it was supposed to be Pieces of Me), it’s not giving the show any favors considering how 16x06 end up. Anyway, here are my thoughts for this episode

caution, spoilers below:

so a woman is trapped somewhere

are those air vents?

For a second, I thought that lady was Nicole Kang from Batwoman

There’s another victim somewhere? 

Now I can why this has a horror movie feel to it

wtf?! Bailey reciting the bookend quotes?

Emily looking fine as always

wait, Garcia is gonna confide to Emily about Tyler?

nvm, Bailey interrupted them. Dammit Bailey, why did you had to had to interrupt some meaningful lady bonding?

Bailey being nervous talking to the Attorney General is not what I expect from him after being an Obstructive Bureaucrat

Emily being so done with politics and getting after nearly dying multiple times is hilarious

not to mention her confusion when Bailey admits he’s nervous and not liking these types of meetings

Again, why is it always the men interrupting any lady bonding, why couldn’t JJ be the one to talk to Tara about her and Rebecca. No offense to Rossi, plus we could have gotten Tara and JJ bonding

You’re not an idiot Tara, Rebecca is being stubborn regardless of her reasons

Rossi being a dad and telling Tara to take three days off

Emily being dramatic af and threatening to resign with Bailey (surprisingly) defending her

Not the Attorney General accusing the BAU of being “distracted” by the Sicarius case

wait, so the case in West Virginia isn’t connected to the Sicarius storyline?

lights? What is this, stranger things?

“Help me.” oh shit, and it’s in blood

Rossi being a dad

So Tara is working on a separate case, which has to deal with Moose based on the sneak peek

Rossi being so done with Bailey, and his reaction to Bailey joining him on the team is hilarious

“Thank you for welcoming us.” “I didn’t” I can’t lmfao

Bailey debriefing 

“What Agent Jareau”

Seriously, not the bureau taking away their jet again, they just got it 

Bailey is me in a group project

So we’re back to some domestic!Elias, reminding the viewers that he’s still a family man

“I will literally murder you.” Sydney sweetie, your husband is a literal serial killer

not these flashbacks

wtf?! another vision

Luke’s reaction to Rossi knowing about whips

another Reid reference

Luke knowing his scriptures, and his grandmother being religious

so the victim is an ex-convict

Bailey taking

Emily stopping Garcia and wanting to know about her and Tyler Green

Emily being a mood when she hears about the kiss

New back at the BAU Garcia being more impulsive and committed to pleasure, she couldn’t have done that to Luke?

Emily telling Garcia she gave her a migraine instead of a headache with the kiss imfao

“You have to break it off with him.” Emily being the majority of the fandom

“Unless you have a time machine..” gotta love sassy Emily

Emily being grossed out when Garcia tells her Tyler spent the night at her place even if it’s not sex haha

Doug being very sympathetic in the interview is not what I’d expect

his father being a hippie in the 60s was also interesting

so the blonde lady, Grace, is still alive, so far and is trying to help the other captive lady, Ashley

at the sneak peek

Tara sa

Garcia telling Tara to call Rebecca and apologize. I appreciate Garcia trying to help Tara

Not Garcia hanging up on Tyler after telling Tara to call Rebecca

The BAU and Bailey delivering the profiler to local police and the campus 

this headmaster being an ass

so Grace has been there for a while

Not another Elias vision, where he kills his family (again)

no, don’t hurt Grace, and Ashley

Tara interviewing Tawny, surprised she didn’t suspect Elias yet. I loved how she called Tara out for being distracted while praying

oh no, not Sydney confronting Elias outside and at night 

Sydney has a rough childhood?

What does Sydney know about Elias?

Shit shit shit, Elias almost tried to kill his own wife till he learns that she knows he got fired

no, please don’t die Grace

Bailey not in a suit makes him look like a suburban dad with that shirt

So it’s the first time seeing him in the field

Bailey’s dad seems like a much bigger asshole than him

of course Emily would tell Rossi and Rossi seems more delighted to be disappointed in Bailey. Matt, Luke, Reid and Morgan are his favorite “sons”

“Come and get it motherfucker.” Get it Ashley, justice for Grace

oh shit, Grace is alive (barely)

Emily and Bailey going in to save the girls

I got anxiety seeing Ashley struggling to find the right key

Thank god she escaped, moreso that she found Emily and Bailey in time

Them inside the building feels like a horror movie

I wished Emily didn’t go alone to stop the unsub

Never thought I’d be relieved to see Bailey there and stop the unsub

Bailey being shaken after seeing blood in his hands

Elias is losing his family, it was inevitable but it’s a pain to watch

I still want to give Tara a hug

Aww, Will waiting for JJ by the elevator

“adult supper” willifer having date night

Tara watching JJ and Will having a moment, my heart. She’s thinking about Rebecca and wished it was them

Tara and Rebecca deserved to go on a date night, fuck you cm writers

Poor Emily, the attorney general closed the Sicarius case

ugh, Tyler at Garcia’s apartment. Also, the messy hair looks bearable than the slicked back hairstyle he got

oh no no no no no, please are they about to-

Emily is somewhere losing her shit and having two migraines again

It should have been Luke, this is bullshit

So Rossi found Elias in the cctv footage, while Elias is trying to hide and bury more evidence

I swear if this sets up a final confrontation between Rossi and Elias, I don’t want it, Garcia should do that

I had to be informed by @marvelfanlife that there was a post credits scene in this episode. I watched it and....yea, aftermath of the “love scene” *vomits*

I will say that while I still don’t like Greencia, the post credits scene was undeniably hilarious. “Redecorating” my ass. Garcia’s neighbor was funny. Still, it could have been garvez

They fucked on the table? Is Garcia a top? The same table where Luke gave Garcia a kiss on the cheek. Thank god for those books to cover up Tyler

again, does that mean top/dom!Garcia confirmed?

  I wil say that this episode was a slight step up compared to last week’s episode, though I still have some issues with certain stuff like the greencia scenes, the Rebecca drama, and the lack of JJ and Luke in this episode. I don’t know how to feel about Bailey, I guess I hate him less since he does have a conscience, though this doesn’t erase all the terrible things he said to Emily and I wished she doesn’t forgive him so easily. At least this episode has some more good moments to balance out the bad stuff (like the greencia scenes). I was relieved to see some female interactions after having so little in the past. Seeing how Aisha directed this episode also explains the slight improvement this episode had. It’s not perfect but I’m more likely to rewatch this episode more than 16x06

[ashironie]

OKOKOK I GOT SOME MORE

Redsons starter Pokémon was Charmander (whom he named Samadhi, you can see where I’m going with this) which obviously evolved into its last stage Charizard. It was able to turn into Gigantamax Charizard.

And then it didn’t turn back… (in sword and shield it reverts back after three turns apparently, please tell me if I’m wrong)

Eventually Samadhi was sealed in a special pokeball for the safety of everyone. But like I stated previously, Redson really cares about his Pokémon, so it was really hard for him…

AND THEN MEI GETS THE POKEBALL AND HAS TO LEARN TO CONTROL SAMADHI’S FIRE (I have the logic that if you have the pokeball and “own it” then you own the Pokémon it’s tied to and you have to deal with it)!!!!!

Im probably gonna just live post about the anime for the foreseeable future but I’ll try to do it in big chunks so I’m not just live posting for fifteen updates and then one actual lore related update

Also Seymour (S1 EP6, Clefairy in the moonstone) absolutely needs to be in this AU in some way I do not care—

OH MY GOD ITS TANG

NVM ABOUT TANG BEING PIGSY’S HUSBAND NOT YET, THEY MEET TANG THEN AND HE JOINS ALONG AND STARTS DATING MK’S DILF OF A DAD

OKOKOK I DONT KNOW IF ILL MAKE IT BUT I NEED SOMEONE TO SO!

Pokémon!LMK!!!!!

Firstly this is going to be ESPECIALLY inspired by the anime since I’m watching it rn. And I barely know anything about Pokémon soooooooo….

ONTO THE AU IDEA

Mk gets woken up by Mei who wanted to be at his house to scare him when he got back from the poke-lab to get his pokemon, and the both realize he’s late as shit.

When they finally get there this really weird dude that’s obviously in a disguise is like “I’m the professor or doctor or smth I don’t really know, your late, have this random guy”

MK’s like, I’ll take what I can get, and takes Pokémon out it his pokeball (which is really intricately designed, especially the red bits, with a whole bunch of fire stuff) and it turns out to be a Chimchar which the professor seemed really impressed by (not the Chimchar part the part where Mk could get him out of the ball).

Also there was this one Pokémon master who’s main guy was an Infernape (the third evolution stage of Chimchar) and so Mk was like really excited about this.

They go on their adventure (Mei’s not old enough to have a Pokémon yet, but she wants to join Mk on his journey and her parents know they couldn’t stop her if they tried [and they did]) and meet their first gym, a fire gym.

✨Redson✨

MK’s got some more Pokémon at this point but starts out with Chimchar, in the same ball that he was originally in. Redson accuses Mk of stealing, Mk denies, they get into a bigger fight and turns out professor sketchy face was Sun Wukong (the aforementioned great trainer Mk likes so much [plot twist of the century]) “stole it” and gave it to Mk and now Redson is following Mei and Mk around like team rocket.

(Long story short, Sun Wukong breed another Chimchar and put him in a ball that could only be opened by someone worthy, someone Sun Wukong would train. Then either Redson seemed like a good candidate, couldn’t open it, and then they all got huffy he couldn’t so they kept him [until SWK stole him back] or DBK, PIF, and Redson just stole it [because it’s so powerful blah blah blah])

So now that’s happening, Mk is in touch with Sun Wukong, his dad Pigsy, and his dad’s husband Tang. Then Pigsy (being worried about his son) calls his old friend Sandy to help them (he’s a water type Pokémon breeder). This whole thing can happen before or after Mk meets Redson but yk (probably before but I was too excited about Redson).

Mei’s parents are visiting the town their in (on totally unrelated business what do you mean???) and woo yay it was Mei’s 10th birthday a little bit ago and now her parents asked her to watch over this one intricate pokeball (it’s green and while with dragon designs on the green bit).

One of Redsons Pokémon tries to steal it, but with the help from the Rayquaza inside the ball, Mei is able to defeat them. Mei says sorry to her parents for opening the pokeball, they say their proud of her and we’re gonna get it to her anyway (when she was older, but Mei always had a way with ruining their plans). Something something family.

I honestly don’t know too much yet (might reblog this later with more thoughts on the AU) but I do know I want Redson to go to Mk and Mei’s side (also Sandy is there) and maybe have like a Toph/Brock arc????? Again I don’t really know

I was specifically imagining that Redson actually deeply cares about his Pokémon and has nicknames for all of them, but only catches fire types. Aside from and Eevee who he plans to make into a Flareon but ends up accidentally making into a Sylveon because he coddles him too much or smth. Arc about him trying to find what makes him happy and trying to get his parents to not cut him out of their life pretty please with a cherry on top.

But that’s all I got so far…

[meatmuncherlol]

Part 5!!

Adventures of 6 year old Akainu, 9 year old Kizaru, and Baby Aokiji

*The next day*

*Kizaru wakes up early to make breakfast for the others

A: *Yawns* What's that smell?

K: Oh hey Zuki! I'm making breakfast!

A:...in 6 in the morning?

K: Well, you always say that Marines should always wake up early

A: Huh, I do say that a lot!

*Akainu sits beside Kizaru to eat*

A: Any plans what to do today?

K: Not really, we have food and supplies

K: Oh! But I do have something, a question

A: Istg if it's about why I left home at 6 and the other promise I'm gonna burn you.

K:...nvm

...

...

...

A: Stop with the pleading face, it won't work.

K: AWHHH BUT PLEASEEEEEEEE

A:.no.

K: C'mon I'm your friend! You can trust me!

A: Well, you do seem trustworthy enough.

A: FINE! I'll tell you

*Kizaru crosses his legs while holding Kuzan*

A:...oooookayyy?

A: Anyways, my dad was a vice admiral and my mom had a big heart wound because she used to be a fighter, so she's always in bed. The doctors says she had less than 2 years to live because her heart gets weaker and weaker, the promise my dad gave me is to take care of my mom till she lives more than 2 years.

K: Continue

A: I insisted on becoming a doctor but my mom said that I should follow my dreams and become a Fleet Admiral, so that's what I'm following. Well, a couple of months ago, before you found me, pirates raided our town and killed half the people, my parents were in the half people.. what made it worse was that the marines who were there to protect my hometown chickened and hid from the pirates till they left. I was the only one fighting..

A: and...

K: And?

K: You can tell me

A:...

A:.. once the pirates left, they got out and I pounced on one of them, telling them that they were cowards and killed half the people I love, HALF THE PEOPLE I ADORED..

A:..and..

*Akainu starts to tear up*

A: I don't know what happened to me.. i-i just saw black and when I finally came back in reality, I was standing on a pile of dead marines..

K: *mind: dead marines?!*

A: I looked at myself from a broken window and I had blood all over my sweater and that's when I realized I killed the marines who were protecting my town.. my dad's army of men..

A: Everyone in my town looked at me in shock and..I just ran in the forest to hide because I thought I was a monster, a child who killed marines, I thought I could never join the marines after the incident.. I was shown on the newspaper of a child who killed an army of marines

A: But luckily, they didn't put a bounty on me and they didn't know what my face was because it was covered in blood.

A: *exhale* That's all.

K:...

Bb A: *babbling noises*

*Kizaru hugs Akainu with Kuzan*

Bb A: AYAHHS🤬🤬

*Kuzan fussing in the background*

K: I'm so sorry for pushing you to tell your background, I knew you had a troubled childhood when I first saw you, but my curiosity took over..

A:...

*Akainu hugs Kizaru back while crying that he couldn't speak clearly*

A: Yor suh a fren Borsawino..

K: Alright now little guy, you don't have to speak when you cry-

Bb A: *pulls Kizaru's ear while fussing*

Bb A: AHAHHAHAJAIJWKNSHWNQKQJA😤😤

K: Ow! What the-

*Kizaru stops hugging Akainu and holds Kuzan*

K: Never realized how much of a fussy baby you are

Bb A: ba😡

K: Hey now! I'm taking care of you, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO GIVE ME THAT LOOK

*Kizaru and Bb A arguing in the background*

*Akainu wipes his tears and looks at them*

A: *chuckles* Idiots.

[noitsbecky127]

rebecca watches tos: journey to babel

ok ik which episode this is, it’s the one where spock’s parents are on the enterprise

I love how the episode description says Amanda is a Vulcan

I’ve never seen so many redshirts in one place

why is bones having so much trouble with the vulcan salute, it’s not exactly complicated

jim really just introduced spock to his own dad huh

and I love how neither of them even objected to this, they were both just like “Yes We Have Never Met >:|”

“ambassador sarek and his wife are my parents” *DRAMATIC MUSIC*

did spock just decide it was logical to not mention that the people being transported raised him

this situation is peak comedy my god

“you still haven’t learned to smile” yeah I don’t think your son does that (unless his bf is unexpectedly alive ofc)

jeez we know where spock got the bitchiness from

eighteen years??? bc spock joined starfleet?????? seems like an emotional reaction

I understand that in theory Starfleet uses force as only a last resort but also a redshirt dies in every episode so like

damn there’s a lot of different species aboard rn

why do vulcans know numbers so precisely, is that just a universal vulcan trait

wtf is that pig thing

a tellarite

bones immediately goes to asking for embarrassing stories of spock. love him

I fully support baby Spock and his giant dangerous teddy bear

wtf is that up ahead

“he is a vulcan” “he’s also human” are neither of you going to ask him what he thinks about this subject

so is the two-fingers thing a vulcan display of affection? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen people say it is

they keep encountering people going at warp 10+ but that’s Not A Thing

tellarites look so fucking weird my god

listen dude sarek is Not going to answer you and continually asking him isn’t logical

oh nvm he answered

christ these people want nothing more than to murder each other don’t they

damn rip tellarite

put your shirt back on jimothy

I love how Spock is just like “yeah it would probably have been a vulcan, yeah my father could easily have done it”

Why do people keep calling Amanda “Mrs. Sarek,” isn’t Sarek his personal name

is sarek having a heart attack rn

spock is very chill about dad having a heart attack

ok so someone is dead, someone else is maybe dying, and someone on the ship is communicating with a strange vessel. things are not going well huh

“there was nothing you could have done” yeah well she’s your wife, she still deserves to know!

ok idk how they plan to get enough blood for sarek

“I would estimate the odds—” “please don’t” amanda is a mood

spock taking this drug seems illogical but it seems like a vulcan can do any level of mental gymnastics to make anything logical

and meanwhile, jim’s being stabbed by an andorian in the galaxy’s most badly choreographed fight scene

and down he goes

damn spock changed his mind real fast

what is that accent the andorian has

spock. spock please. spock your dad is dying

baby spock got bullied :(

man this scene hurts

why doesn’t the door open when spock stands near it, does it know when someone wants to leave and when they’re being angsty

man this is what we gotta do to get spock to save dad huh

spock stop thinking about science things in the middle of your dad’s lifesaving surgery

there goes the antenna

honestly I’m not even interested in the A-plot so much as I am in the Vulcan family drama

this cannot be a good environment to perform surgery in

oh great now they don’t have power

ohhh it was a fake antenna, I just thought the effects were bad

alright, the enemy I didn’t really care about is down

kirk was like “let’s see if they want to surrender” and then they just go boom

and there goes the fake andorian

everyone on the enterprise is so difficult (except uhura) I love them

“I’m sick to death of logic” ma’am you married a vulcan

bones is definitely enjoying having the power here lmao

great episode!

[haruhey]

chronological thoughts of 11x13

- lydia just wants to be with her dad

- that’s daryl, if i haven’t been clear enough

- SHOOT YOUR SHOT ELIJAH OH MY GOD

- oh my god is this to threaten maggie into joining omg omg

- what the fuck is going on me too lydia what the hell

- I LOVE LYDIA GIVE HER A LEAD EPISODE LIKE SHE DESERVES

- this greenscreen work is so bad omg

- keep your eyes on the road omg maggie

- lydia period

- KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD MAGGIE

- oh my god this is giving that specific trauma of talking to your parents in the car and then getting into an argument but you cant leave because you’re in a car and now the atmosphere is uncomfortable and you move your legs so they angle the door instead of towards them and you want to cry

- I FORGOT ELIJAH WAS THERE OMG

- I TOLD YOU EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD MAGGIE

- is someone gonna steal their car

- omg i fully forgot gabriel was actually a priest

- omg that one girl is like period yes father gabriel

- aaron and gabriel besties

- guys i can’t do more characters guys stop

- oh god carlson reminds me of this high school calculus substitute teacher i had one time

- ooo gabriel fuck him up

- no nvm carlson is so much meaner than she was

- oh yeah they’re so prepared

- THAT SCYTHE IS FUCKING HUGE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MAKA SOUL EATER DWMA SHIT

- this place looks like a fucking cult omg

- not another religious zealot omg

- oh my god what the fuck is this dude saying omg

- AARON’S GOT A FUCKING IPHONE

- he’s giving me michael keaton from the snl easter skit like the one where he has a wig on and he has that egg basket

- oh wow

- okay wow uh cool uh okay uh yeah uh huh

- he looks like woody harrelson too

- he also kinda sounds woody harrelson

- omg they’re just berating him

- stinky loser slay aaron and gabriel

- WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT THE FUCK CARLSON??

- hornsby is gonna lose it huh

- omg they’re ASSASSINS? wtf is this shit

- hornsby and carlson should kiss

- OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY IS AN ASSASSIN

- there is so much sexual tension between those two what the fuck is this simon and gregory shit

- they’ll fall in line everyone does 🙄🙄🙄

- WHAT THE FUCK

- WHAT WHAT WHAT NEGAN WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HELLO WHAT THE HELL

- YOU ASK FOR MAGGIE AND NO ONE ELSE

- negan redemption arc wait does he live here

- OH MY GOD GABRIEL RESCUE MISSION

- oh my fucking god this episode is

- oh my god

- OH MY GOD

- i hate this i hate this so fucking much

- kill them please kill them please do it kill them

- CAROL ON A MISSION NEXT WEEK SCREAMING CRYING SHITTING PISSING CUMMING THROWING UP

- not angela calling carlson someone who reads self-help 😭😭😭

- how is his screen not cracked tho

- DONT FLASHBACK TO THE DAY WILL COME WHEN YOU WONT BE

- omg wait i’m rlly excited for next week

[aurora-ze-aquarius]

Some highlights of my Planes binge:

—

*sees a black plane with yellow accents*

IS THAT LEWIS HA—

—

*The planes using Aston Martin as an allegory for Ass*

Me who recently just joined the F1 community:

—

Ishani is literally so pretty, how did they make a plane so pretty—

—

Skipper is literally the dad of a bunch of misfits and I love him for that.

—

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY [x] INNUENDOS IN THE CARSVERSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND

*SCREAMS IN ACESPEC/ THEY'RE VEHICLES???!!*

*Remembers that the Cars fandom exists*

Oh right

—

How do people like Ripslinger, that man is worse than Chick, AND I WAS AN AVID CHICK HATER FOR Y E A R S-

—

Ok-

Time to ignore my hw and watch Planes 2

Edit:

Nvm, the internet sucks

Rewatching planes for the first time in so long.

I still can't believe they added in a scene that showcases a plane's *a s s*

[waytoeden]

1.3: Where No Man has Gone Before

**note: i am aware that this is not the third episode & technically the 2nd pilot; but i’m just going with how amazon prime orders it ✋🏻

saw someone refer to this one as “the episode where they fight god with a rifle” which is hilarious and accurate

“have i ever mentioned you play a very irritating game of chess, mr spock” cute

“one of my ancestors married a human female” you mean your DAD spock??

their tan uniforms make me so uncomfortable pls put spock in blue!! put scotty in red!!

“flash the bridge” pls don’t

jim forgetting the name of this female officer??

ugh uhura, and mccoy aren’t here?? what’s the point then

a g-g-g-girl?? (this is my dad & i’s running joke whenever a new woman appears on star trek tos)

“improving the breed, doctor? is that your line?” gross

and then when she isn’t into him she’s a “walking freezer unit”

jim standing as close to spock as he can <3

i love it when they have to throw themselves around the bridge - gary rolling on the floor

“god’s in his eyes??? nah he’s just got contacts in don’t worry about it”

did the light hit them because they have a higher ESP rating?? or is that just coincidental?? and how did they make sure they hit the right ones??

the mansplaining

ugh the sick bay beds aren’t even sparkly??

okay now i’m thinking mccoy decorated sick bay himself and brought the sparkly beds when he joined the crew

for some reason jim doesn’t strike me as “a stack of books with legs”

“with almost a hundred women on board, you can do better than that” man dr. dehner is hot what are you talking about??? also jim has been up spock’s ass this whole episode

NO SEXUAL ADVANCES IN SICKBAY

“lady doctor” he can’t just say doctor huh??

even the conference room looks weird - the wooden table??

she’s mean to spock nvm she’s not hot anymore

spock’s right?? i feel like this is irresponsible of jim

“at least act like you’ve got a heart” CHRIST KIRK

“we’re talking about GARY” reminds me of the way they talk in the clone high episode where they introduce and kill ponce in the same episode

HOW IS HE STANDING UP IN THE TRANSPORTER?? HE IS UNCONSCIOUS

as if this force field is going to stop him

the phasers look so weird

damn it spock in the time you took to say that sentence he changed back

did they steal those control panels from the base on the planet?? edit: they did indeed

PHASER RIFLE!!

spock walking in with the phaser rifle is so funny

“what makes you right and a trained psychiatrist wrong?” i’m with spock here fuck psychiatrists!

“hit that button” (dramatic music & zoom in)

“haha i sure hope theres not a wire coming up to choke me i’m not even gonna look behind me to check WUH OH”

spock didn’t even get to use the phaser rifle :/

“there was some morning light. they were headed across the valley to the pointed peaks” very poetic description there doctor

the phaser rifle looks so stupid LMAO i’m so sorry

kirk slithering up the rocks again

YOU CAN SEE A HAND PUSHING THE ROCK

“let there be food” i don’t think that’s the quote gary

also gary is the funniest name for a god. just the most mundane name

ADAM & EVE METAPHOR ADAM & EVE METAPHOR

“above all else, a god needs compassion”

WHY DID HE ROLL ON THE GROUND?? unnecessary

“man you don’t even know my middle name :/ not that good of a friend” jkjk i know his original name was james f kirk i just think it’s funny

i really can’t help but laugh at kirk’s grunts he sounds like steve from minecraft

and the in pain™️ pose

KILL HIM

how did his shirt get ripped open?? really it went from one shot with his shirt intact and then the next it’s completely ripped off his shoulder

kirk’s huge ass microphone next to his chair

spirk <3

the message…man can’t be god…or something like that

OKAY AND ALSO WE DONT FIND OUT WHO WAS ORCHESTRATING THIS?? WHY THE LIGHT ONLY HIT THE TWO PEOPLE WITH HIGH ESP RATINGS?? WHY THEY FUCKING TURNED INTO GOD?? HELLO??

[sleeping-lilies]

Title: I Get Tim a Cat Because It’s What He Deserves (oh and i guess a group chat 🙄)

a batfam/wayne family groupchat would literally never happen in canon but it would be so fucking funny you all don’t even know, so i will do it anyways.

the chat just kinda... starts. no one know where it came from. who added them. who??? none of their emotionally stunted asses would be caught dead making making a family chat tf? why can’t any of them leave? they smash their phones and then on their laptop a notification pops up like “you’ve joined ‘x’ group” and they’re stuck there. might as well use it ig, but for what???

“everyone who is alive type ‘i’” no one responds so bruce spends hours trying to find out where their bodies are until he finds out everyone just had the chat on mute

“why isn’t alfred on here” “huh. alfred isn’t on here and no one knows who made the chat?” “so whoever made it just left immediately?” “...” “lol anyways”

tim was trying to send a snap to the core four gc but accidentally sent it to the family chat and gets super embarrassed (of course this happens when everyone’s online why wouldn’t they if it makes tim’s life more difficult) and everyone makes fun of him. duke printed out copies and plastered them all over tim’s apartment while tim was out for something and tim nearly murders duke. after that no one puts the chat on mute because this was too funny.

no one actually, like, texts on a regular basis because they’re not like other families 🙄 they only text if it’s really important or someone’s dying.

that’s being said, “dick where is dog” “send doggy” “dog?” “send doggy” “dick when did you get a dog?” “SEND DOGGY” “i demand you send the dog this instant” “dog now.”

damian breaks into dick’s apartment to take a selfie with him and haley (or bitewing, haley is just shorter to type) captioned “she is mine this is a warning to all of you. i will not hesitate if any of you low lives come near her.” and dick is like “??? this is my dog i can’t have anything these days, siblings take everything, man—” oh ya, everyone reacts to the haley photo with a heart. also dick only lets this shit slide with damian, if jason the problem child pulled this shit it would be on sight lmfaooo

- tim: the dog is cute but, but in photography i learned you have to crop out everything unimportant, like this *crops out damian from the photo*

- in other news, tim joined the dead bats club and now only bruce and duke are left 😃🔪

bruce: check in if you are alive. *everyone’s status is online*

u don’t know about y’all, but my bruce wayne is a responsible father who keeps an eye on his kids, or at least does his best, “has anyone seen duke? he has school and i can’t find him” “i will find him... if you give me $50.” “i will give you the money jason just tell me where he is” jason sends a photo of himself and duke laying down on the floor eating pop tarts.

-“literally why do you all keep coming into my apartment” “our apartment, dick” “i pay for this apartment it’s mine, i keep living in blüdhaven for a reason, god, siblings always steal everything that’s your’s—” it’s ok guys dick simultaneously has eldest daughter’s syndrome and absent sibling syndrome, who is doing it like him? legend behavior. anyways, duke and jason left crumbs on the floor and dick beat them up lmao.

“can i have money” “dad” (theyre sent by same person just different text) “yes cass i will sent you as much as you need, $2,000 is enough for shipping with friends?” “dad can i have money too” “dad can i too” “may i have some too dad” “dad” “dad” fhdjdjsks they only call him dad when they’re dying, want something, or are tattling on each other, someone save him 😩

“@everyone the interviewer in the last segment asked me if we have a family chat and i have a feeling they will try to pry into my texts to see what we are texting, please actually send something so they don’t get even more nosy from our lack of communicating” *someone sends the bee movie script*

ok but like, as time goes on they get more comfy texting each other and acting like a normal(ish) family unit that texts a little more. like tattling.

“someone broke the vase in the hallway and if they don’t want me to tell pennyworth who did it they will buy alfred the cat a new scratching post by nightfall” damian is so funny i love him

“HELPPVHRNXKAK” “what’s up with jason?” “cass is sitting on him” “lol” “i think she’s gonna break his arm fhdjdksk” “ANDBSJ I HAT E YO U A LL” “when did you all come to the manor???”

“😂” bruce vs “lol” dick and cass vs “agdhsjak” tim and duke vs “hA” jason vs “i don’t find any of you funny” damian

“damian i am putting your lemon cake pop thingies in the last bottom shelf on the right, i put the code and everything in the safe” “how often does damian even come to your apartment, dick?” “whenever you’re being an asshole bruce” “he’s always an asshole dickhead 🙄” “exactly 🥰”

“dad guess what” “TIM NOOO” “remember when” “TIM TIM TIM” “you told duke to take the day shift” “I WILL NEVER POST YOUR SNAP PHOTOS TO A GROUPCHAT WITH THE ENTIRE SUPERHERO COMMUNITY AGAIN!!!” “and he agreed to if he did his school work first?” “MERCY, MERCY” “what did he do, tim” “fjdjxkskkz duke goes on school zoom meetings during patrol and pretends he doesn’t have a mic and camera and i was watching his helmet footage and it was so funny, the teachers just believe him when he pretends to have really bad network and can barely type in the chat” “my teachers never trusted me that much” “that’s because you made a kid cry once jason stfu” “wait how did u know that cass—“

“AHDBSNZKAJHF” “stfu duke” “what’s wrong with him where is he?” “cain came to visit” “ohhhh” “FHDJFJDJ HELLPPPXSND” “i know you’re taking a video, you little shit, send it” “no todd come here and take one yourself—or don’t, your presence is unwanted” “fucking brat”

“DAD DICK HIT ME” “DAD JASON’S LYING” *bruce wayne online* (he doesn’t fucking respond fhsjskla) (is it because he’s exasperated with them or crying because they called him dad even though it’s a manipulation tactic or both we’ll never know)

“everyone who is alive, type in chat” *everyone is online* then bruce edits the message to say ‘everyone who wants alfred’s cinnamon rolls, type in chat’ “i guess NO ONE wants alfred’s cinnamon rolls, how sad” and the entire chat goes wild lmfao

ok uhhh let’s do on a scale of 1-10 texts most vs is online the most

bruce: 6-texting, 5.9-online because he always makes an effort to text his kids to check up on them and when his kids are texting he will text as well here and there in the convo to interact with them because he never sees and interacts with them normally and he wants to do better 🥲. he get’s minus 0.1 because of that one time jason and dick were fighting and he logged off agdhsjnz

dick: 3-texting, 3.5-online because he’s the only one in this hellhole of a family that has an actual job (in this house we uphold gymnastics teacher grayson 🙏) and sometimes he won’t have energy to text. so. but he does make an effort when he can. he’s online more than he texts because he’s able to sneak looks at the fights when he has downtime during his job and wants to see the drama lmfaooo. also everything goes on in his fucking apartment for some reason, so now he gotta break up a (one sided) fight between cass and tim because someone has to be a responsible adult.

cass: 2-texting, 10-online because she watches more than she texts? she’s more content to watch what’s going on than to join in. also 8/10 she’s usually the one causing the drama that everyone’s texting about, like beating up the others, so she can’t text while beating them up. i mean she could, but she wants to put more energy in beating them up (lovingly) (cass is basically violence (loving)) and watching what everyone’s saying about her fights. she’s always online to catch a glimpse at the drama. also most of her texts are to dick to see bitewing. and ask for money.

jason: texting-8, online-4 because if cass is the one causing drama offline, jason’s causing drama online. jason wants to be chat cryptic but texts the most lmfaoooo. he’s antagonizing his siblings whenever he sees them and whenever he can’t, king shit. he’s online less because he deadass doesn’t care that much, he’ll read the texts later if he really wants to, otherwise either duke or tim will fill him in on the drama. (“jason ur in the chat too—“ “shut up, tim, now tell me how cass beat damian’s ass)

tim: texting-6.44444, online-10, see tim texts a lot just not to the family group chat lmfao, he has REAL FRIENDS 😤 uhh ya, that’s why he’s online all the time, cuz he’s either texting his friends or on his phone doing some shit. broke: tim stays up late working on cases, woke: tim stays up late texting his friends and playing video games over chat. tim just. interacts with his family, gets bullied by them, ya. that’s the life. also he and duke keep throwing hands because it’s the family curse to beat up tim and in this essay i will discuss how dick is the superior sibling because he never tried to kill tim—wait he probably pushed him down the stairs once nvm but it was totally justified, king

duke: texting-4, online-4 because he has, like, school. and daytime patrol. and is like a junior in high school and therefore has a fuck ton of homework. my boy has no time for family and he doesn’t want it because they’re annoying, obviously 🙄. if he wants drama he’ll go into damian’s room and get the drama. diy icon. he’s online as much as he texts but is so fast of a reader he’ll know the drama in time for the next episode of wayne family shit. most of his time online is picking fights with tim and roasting his siblings to a crisp. he’s so mean, guys, legend has it that one time duke told jason that his helmet looked like a shriveled up dildo and that it could never be the gay statement he wanted it to be jason went offline for that entire day in order to cry himself to sleep. at least he got sleep (allegedly) ayyy duke the problem solver.

damian: texting-1.5, online 2 because the only time he’s texting is to ask dick for photos of bitewing and to send photos of his pets back as proper payment. a negotiator ugghhh father like son. damian honestly doesn’t care about the drama he just wants to sketch bitewing (using the photos dick sent as reference) into the Family Portrait Sketch™️ of the rest of the Animal Family™️. it is an honor for damian to create such a piece, picasso the women hater quakes in his grave as such art that blows his dog shit “art” FAR out of the water is developing. anyways, he goes online for that and to throw random barbs at his siblings. like no one is online and damian just throws a “drake is stupid” in chat and just dips. he’s online more to text the other teen titans and jon because they’re better than his dumbass family (and he texts grayson on messenger so fhdjdjsks) true chat cryptic, jason envies him

alfred: 0-texting, 10-online. huh who said that

“duke take down the tik toks, tim is crying”

“who has my sweatshirt??? i will kill you all” “i have it jason” “nvm cass that’s your sweatshirt now i’m sorry for being presumptuous don’t aTTACK ME” fhdjdjsks

“guys i have the day off do you want to hear when delilah said to jonathon it’s so funny” “are those the kids in your gymnastics class?” “ya” “tell us everything”

the bats just... love hearing drama about those kids because they’re so dramatic. apparently alex threw a rubber ball at maya and she tackled them. wild.

time for a round of: WHO SAID IT?!?!

“how do i make my text bold like the rest of you?” —bruce, dick, cass, and jason at some point.

“how do i change my screen name? please change it back to before” -cass when tim changed her name to “hal jordon #1 stan” (“what is a stan” —bruce), (“i don’t like it either change it back” —bruce after finding out what a stan is)

“what the fuck is a pog” —jason

“fucking ‘tik tok’. we used to use vine when i was a teen. i was a front line soldier of great disasters” —dick on one hand lmfao dick is so old but on the other hand holy shit you used vine??? tell us more about the battles fought

“what is a dilf?” —bruce after scrolling through twitter

ok that’s all, my brain is gone.

“cass dick is turning purple get off him” “no. make him give me my scarf back.” “oh dad that’s terrible can you send a video as evidence?”

“GUYS I FOUND A CAT AND IT SCRATCHED ME AND IM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL BUT GUYS!!! CAT!!!” “drake send a photo of the cat immediately” lmfao bruce zooms to the hospital after that text

“GUYS THE CAT HAS AN OWNER I CANT KEEP THE CAT 🥲” “the one time you could prove to be of use and you fail, drake.” “wow tim, find a cat to steal without an owner next time” “timmy, timmy, timmy, i can’t believe you’ve messed up in finding a cat again” “again?” “again?” “again?” “when i adopt a cat i’m not showing any of you, i hate you all” (lmao hard version of guess who is who i’ll give you a hint dick cass and bruce are the confused ones. )ok it’s not hard anymore.

“dad please get me a cat 😳🐱 haha jk 🤣😩 unless 👀😏😃🙏🥰” anyways tim named the cat starry because of her fur-hair-thingy

“they just so you all know steph just crashed in my apartment and i have work in the morning” “i will pick her up in the morning” “you mean tim will, you don’t have a license, cass. anyways”

“dick do you need help moving?” “no, bruce, i think i can handle it, donna and wally are helping me anyways, but thank you” “mOVING???” “OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT???” “DICK THAT SAME APARTMENT ON 666 HELLHOLE AVENUE???” “...ya?” “NOOOOO” anyways they all break into dick’s new apartment when he moves in, walk around it, and then leave. they just... ya... damn, these bats...

anyways that’s all. see ya.

[me-uglypretty]

WHAT TIME IS IT?! RUNAWAY TIME!!!

OMFG I ACTUALLY LOST IT WHEN YOU SAID NICO IS A CHIHUAHUA CAUSE ITS SO TRUE (their parent energy is so fucking cute and definitely what keeps the group in line I LOVE THEM TOO!!!)

the parents piss me off so much it’s not even funny anymore and i know there’s still so much more messed up stuff i’m going to see from them ((definitely except tina minoru in a lgbtq+ way))

LESLIE IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!! the scaly-ness of him is nasty af and the fake-ness of how like pristine he is is unsettling. like what girl? you could legit have anyone else WAIT YOU HAVE A HUSBAND poor frank but also like screw him too

ANYWAYS i’ve only been able to watch the first episode of season two so here are my hot inputs (((you know like hot takes, but hot inputs since i’m input runaway anon? yeah, okay, moving on)))

okay so it wasn’t jonah who framed the kids, it was mr. wilder… what was this mans thinking smh, ooooh i do love how the parents have their own secret lair

EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH DEANORU

mmmmmm i’m not feeling good about alex “teaming” up with his dad’s ex bestie

BAHAHAHAHAHA gert: “pretty white privilege for the win.” ugh i love gert, she’s the definition of girlboss ((((okay like all the gals are girlbosses, but gert’s the leader of girlbossing))))

okay, nvm i’m tolerating alex’s dad’s ex-bestie, making alex fix up that house for the money is giving major dad joke vibes

YUP IM SOBBING the little funeral they had for graciela was so beautiful, how others began to chop to add as offerings (((((not to mention the little pride flag, it’s the small things))))))

my heart is breaking! gert just needs to believe that she’s good enough for and deserves chase!!! i respect chase for not pushing anything atm but i also just want to shove them together myself and make them hug or kiss or something

OH YEAH SUPER SECRET LAIR FOR THE KIDS THATS SO COOL TRY TO BEAT THAT PARENTS

AWWWWWW OLD LACE CUDDLING WITH MOLLY

oop karolina meeting up with her dad? i feel that’s gonna cause tension once the group finds out

i have lots of free time tomorrow and you can absolutely bet i’ll be spending it watching runways

so until then yours truly,

~ input runaway anon

THE PARENTS ARE SO MESSY that it make sense when some of them ended up being messy like Karolina baby what are you doing and Alex too but it's Alex so like uh what's next (also the whole frank + the religion thing is so messed up like that is a cult sir r u ok why do u wanna join a cult)

Strangers honouring someone they don’t even know??? And it’s people who barely have enough for their own self??? That scene was so heavy ((cause look at the parents who has everything and yet they’re so???))(((the pride flag made me emotional too)))

THE SECRET LAIR!!! They went from one expensive house to another (but it is so cool tho like really, I love the whole vibe). Also, Gert has the best comebacks/lines even in the comic!! SHE AND CHASE ARE THE ONLY HETERO COUPLE I GENUINELY SHIP. You haven't seen the length what their love makes them do (shit will hurt<3)

To end this in the daily word of DEANORU SWEET BABY GAYS. And the Old Lace moments warms my heart, plus Old Lace’s connection with Gert = protecting everyone close to Gert and I AM HERE FOR IT.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO BE SHOCKED BY THE NEXT EPISODES or not, tbh, sometimes it's like ah okay then AHHH THE GAYYSSS and DINOSAUR SO COOL, but that's just me.

Thank you for sharing your hot inputs, input runaway anon <3

[chiiwaaa]

Writing down my thoughts as i watch bsd 

bsd s2 episode 15 & 16, Eng Dub.

SPOILERS AND PROBABLY REALLY LONG UNDER THE CUT 

(WARNING YOU NOW)

Episode 15:

this man really look like a cult leader tf  (‘spirits’ my ass)

oh wait shit is he actually a cult leader?

he really do be speaking in old English tho????? Hello???

THIS CAR PULLED UP LIKE ONE OF THOSE MOVIES WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

he looked like Dazai from the back

what if Dazai joined mimic that would be creepy

why’d he say leads like that

i feel so bad for this bartender

THE WAY IT’S ZOOMING IN ON ANGO IS MAKE ME GASP FOR AIR WHY CAN’T I TAKE THIS SHOW SERIOUSLY

why does Oda sound like a dad someone headcannon that rn

dazai about 2 episodes ago said this is their last time together in this bar what you mean???

oh wait nvm this is gonna go terribly wrong 

(spoiler it went terribly wrong but i did not expect it to go this wrong )

NO CURRY MAN IS DEAD I LIKED HIM

NO THINK OF THE CHILDREN WAIT THE CHILDREN ARE GONE NO

I TAKE BACK THE FATHER HEADCANNON CMON THE KIDS WERE SWEET NO-

are his ankles okay? like deadass???

in a modern au somebody make him a dad and make him a writer i will cry

‘bungou stray dogs, episode 16, bungou stray dogs’ WHY AM I LAUGHING

Episode 16:

someone was having a dramatic episode when writing the plot for this show i just know it

I CALLED IT HER NAME WAS SAKURA

that dramatic music has been in every show ever

mr bossman lol

i bet ango one day walked into a shop one day and was like: get me your best pair of glasses’ and now he has these

WHY IS HIS LAUGH CONTAGIOUS LMAO THE LIGHTNING AFFECT IS NOT HELPING HAHA

when he said carnage i thought of a explosive bird why am i like this

oh my mans is gonna die i actually liked him please (also what is the music in the back it’s nice)

RANPO REALLY SAID HELLO PAY ME BACK

spiderman could never

seriously a flash warning would have been great when i started this show

murder is okay oda <3

LMAO WHY DOES HE SOUND COCKY

he is not sorry please this man is a open book

‘talk with me or die’ vibe im getting from mori

i’ve heard the words ‘wait a minute’ at least 6 times now

where are they anyways? this feels british.

aaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. a.

WHY DID HE PAUSE WHEN HE FELL BACK GJKFGVKJFBKJWFG

chuuya can change ur loneliness dazai

‘help out some orphans’ why did that sound so laid back

and that’s the dazai i know