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“they don’t make sunday. because of god” meg ryan you are So Funny
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my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)
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thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.
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popping in to say it’s not because i’m lonely and it’s not because it’s new years eve i came here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody you want that life to start as soon as possible
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you guys will seriously believe anything on the Internet huh? you really think this amulet is controlling me? ive always had this aura. been sacrificing people since i could walk. this guy loves the suffering. i mean i love the suffering.
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also i lost 300 followers over the last couple months because i’ve been so inactive lmao sorry 2 my beloved fans for abandoning you it’s just that i forgot how to be a person
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took one of my 70mg vyvanse instead of my usual 50mg bc i’m TRYING to pack because i’m moving home on sunday but unfortunately instead of being More Compentent with my packing efforts i am just extremely zeroed in on Word Games On My Phone while dealing with a 140bpm heart rate yippeeee
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do any rich distinguished older women (perhaps an art dealer or architect or public intellectual) need a personal assistant who will not do very much work but will develop a crush on them and be paid handsomely for it
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there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me
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advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone
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French Photo Magazine Dec 1994 by Marino Parisotto
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