#oh no someone's embarrassed for having feelings oh nooooo

[thewispsings]

Hi can u do a smau with max where reader is a doc for f1 and when max unfortunately has an accident she is one of the first responders(dont know what they are called!!!) And he just stares at her and its like love at first sight for him(he fell first and HARDER!!!!!) and everyone online could see it as well

Some teasing from other drivers as well

And proceed how u deem fit

Loved the sister in law one!!!!!!!

doctor lady | max verstappen

pairing: max verstappen x doctor!reader

summary: max never thought he would be happy getting a injury that puts him out of racing for three months, but when he has a doctor like you? he can’t help but be a little happy.

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maxverstappen1: we are allllm good guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are aliveee wnd well babybyvy 🤘AND me and lanHOE (becuare he id a BOE) got a pretty doctory lady 🥰🥰🥰 she’s sooooooooioiiooooo nice and prety AND she made us NOT feel pain so we love her 😍😍😍😍😍

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user1: they got him on those GOOD painkillers

user2: we’ve seen drunk max, but drugged max? a whole new level

landonorris: guy our lady doctor is soilioooooooooo prety 😍

maxverstappen1: HEY NO 😡😡 i alreadys called dibs!!!!!! she’s MY prety doctor lady. she game ME her instagran and i’m takin HER on a date!

yourusername: if my supervisor is reading this, i gave him my instagram and agreed going on a date with him because he was being difficult, started crying, and wouldn’t take his medication until i did.

maxverstappen1: HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE

user2: started crying??? max verstappen started crying???

user3: pain meds do that to you 🤕

user4: i need a video of that right now

user5: he is out of IT. i can’t wait till he wakes up and realizes what he’s done

charles_leclerc: happy you’re okay mate!

maxverstappen1: oh charles i have missed you dearly 🥰🥰 so happy you got 1st!!!!!!!

charles_leclerc: thank you max ❤️

maxverstappen1: i can wait for you to meet my future wife!!!!!!!! you’ll love her! she saved me life ❤️

charles_leclerc: someone please take his phone away

maxverstappen1: NOOOOO I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFR 😡

user6: max, charles is just trying to save you from the embarrassment

user7: when he sobers up, he either won’t give a shit and continue OR he’ll be so embarrassed and he’ll never show his face again

yourusername: everyone, please don’t pay mind to max, he is under very heavy drugs, and is not in a right state of mind. we have tried confiscating his phone, but he starts kicking and becomes difficult.

user8: i know this girl is scared for her job 😭

user9: having max as a drugged out patient seems horrible

user10: literal nightmare material

maxverstappen1: MYYY LOVVER HELLO

user11: good lord #freeyn

danielricciardo: i would say, i hope you recover, but i have a feeling you don’t want to recover?

maxverstappen1: I DONTTTT I NEVER EANT TO RECIVER BECAUSE THAT MEANS NOT SEEING MY BEAUTIFUL LADY DOCTOR SO NO!!! NO RECOVERY FOR ME

danielricciardo: screenshotting all of this for later 🤣

landonorris: i’m hungry, maxie can you tell lady doctor i’m hungry?

yourusername: you can talk to me lando. i’ll go get you something.

landonorris: NOOOO I CABR TALK TO THE LADY DOCTOR MAX SAID I CANT AND HE DAID IF I DID HESS GOING TO KILL ME AND I DONT WANT TO BE KILLED AHHHH

maxverstappen1: YOU FONT GET TO TALK TO MY PRETTY DOCTOR LADY IM GOING TO JILL YLY LANDO

user12: this is genuinely like the funniest shit ever 😭

user13: can’t believe in 10 years from now we’re going to look back at this and laugh

user14: 10 years?? bitch im LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

redbullracing; speedy recovery max! 💓

maxverstappen1: NOOOO NO SPEEDY RECOVERY NO RECOVERY FOR MAX

user15: head injury so bad he lost his love for racing

user16: on a serious note, his injury’s did seem pretty bad, especially his leg…

user17: honestly i’d be surprised if he returned to racing immediately

landonorris: maxie and me got separated :(((( 😞☹️😕😭🥺 lady doctor is is MEAN

yourusername: you two were arguing and disturbing the other patients.

maxverstappen1: DONT CALL MY LADY DOTCIT MEAN!!!!

user18: went from being worried to laughing out loud because wtf is this??

user27; lando and max crashing was NOT on my 2024 bingo card

user28: f1 having a big crash was not on MY 2024 bingo card

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redbullracing: unfortunately, due to last weeks crash regarding lando norris and max verstappen. max has been forced to take a three month leave of absence from racing, as he has severely fractured his lower leg. he has immediately started physical therapy, let’s wish him a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹

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maxverstappen1: what a shame 😕 truly saddened by this outcome 😞

user19: what??

landonorris: take a wild guess as to who’s going to be his doctor for three months?

user20: PRETTY LADY DOCTOR???

maxverstappen1: maybe 🥰

user21: we’ve entered the era where max does not gaf about racing as long as he gets to see yn

user22: does this mean he’s not winning the wdc?

user23: he still can, he just has to win basically every race after the 3 months, which isn’t exactly impossible for him

charles_leclerc; so sad for max!

user24: your ass does not feel sad for max 😭

user25: he has his eyes on the wdc!!!

user26: HE ACTUALLY HAS A CHANCE TO WIN BOW

maxverstappen1: @/yourusername, ready to take care of me for 3 months :D

yourusername: no

maxverstappen1: 😕

user27: HAHAHA

danielricciardo: LOSER

landonorris: HAHAH GET REJECTED

charles_leclerc: EMBARRASSING

oscarpiastri: that hurt to read

maxverstappen1: SHUT UP WHO ASKED YOU

user28: tbh i wouldn’t be excited to have max as a patient for 3 whole months with how he acted that night in the emergency room

user29: that man is secretly crazy and you can’t convince me otherwise

user30: i love how max is clearly like head over heels for yn, but she can’t date him because he’s her patient 😭

user31: she can’t?

user30: NO!!! that’s unethical, she can date him after the 3 months but not during

user32: that not being common knowledge to some people is concerning…

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maxverstappen1: day one of physical therapy a success ✅

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landonorris: so, how many times did she reject you today?

maxverstappen1: ZERO.

yourusername: 10**

landonorris: TENN??????

maxverstappen1: i just don’t understand why she won’t say yes 😞

yourusername: because it’s severely unethical and will get me fired

maxverstappen1: so what i’m hearing is that you’ll go out with me when i’m no longer your patient?

user33: let the countdown begin

charles_leclerc: missed you at the race today!

maxverstappen1: no you didn’t

charles_leclerc: no i didn’t! MAX IT FEELS SO GOOD TOO WIN

maxverstappen1: yeah i KNOW.

yourusername: don’t worry charles, he was watching you during his whole therapy session, and cheered so loudly when you won that we got complains from patients on the other side of the building!

charles_leclerc: I KNEW IT!!!

maxverstappen1: you said you wouldn’t tell anyone yn 😕

user34: it’s so…unsettling seeing max be so publicly affectionate

user35: RIGHT?? like why is he so open about this??

user36: he has no shame…

yourusername: i told you to stop taking pictures of me while i’m working

maxverstappen1: but you just look sooooo pretty

danielricciardo: she doesn’t want you bro

maxverstappen1: SHUT UP

user37: she’s stronger then me, because if i had max verstappen down bad like that?

user38: no literally, i would’ve made him mine the same day we met

user39: why is max posting regular pictures?? it’s weird

user40: he’s trying to impress yn

user39: well he’s going about it all wrong. because these photos just don’t match?? cat, hospital, and then a crappy photo of a therapy room?? horrible horrible HORRIBLE

user41: damn…

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maxverstappen1: 2 months down…1 more to go!

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user42: HE IS COUNTING DOWN

user43: WE KNEW IT!!!

landonorris: i can’t belive you tricked me into going to a photo shoot for you

maxverstappen1: that is not what happened.

landonorris: you told me we were going golfing, next thing i know i’m watching you get your picture taken like 92884 times 😑

maxverstappen1: just say your jealous

landonorris: OF WHAT???

user44: he’s getting better at being aesthetic

user45: he’s learning!!

user46: are we all going to skip past the fact that max, a hater of everything, had a whole as photo shoot for his instagram?????

maxverstappen1: yn told me i should post more photos of myself for the instagram

user47: so you had a whole photo shoot????

maxverstappen1: yes

user48: oh he’s in love

danielricciardo: looking good max 😍

maxverstappen1; thank you for the support daniel!

landonorris: was that a dig to me?

maxverstappen1: yes.

landonorris: I WAS EXPECTING GOLF

yourusername: looking good max

maxverstappen1: really??? you really think so??

yourusername: yes (with the upmost professionalism)

maxverstappen1: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

user49: why did max just add “yn thinks i look good 🥰” to his bio

user50: LMAOO I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING???

user49: no 😭 he very literally put “yn thinks i look good 🥰” in his bio

user51: why does it look like max is in the doctor training room?

maxverstappen1: because i am!!

user51: THEY LET YOU IN THERE????

yourusername: my boss is a huge f1 fan. so he lets max do whatever he wants 🙄

user51: i’m sorry that’s so funny 😭

user52: does max just follow her around all day??

yourusername: pretty much, yeah

user53: you have no idea how much i want to be you

charles_leclerc: wow max looking good

maxverstappen1: thank you charles

charles_leclerc: aren’t you going to put “charles thinks i look good” in your bio?

maxverstappen1: i don’t care about you enough for that

user54: DAMN THATS COLD

user55: those cats are so cute 🥺

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maxverstappen1: guys i did!!!! i got a date with the pretty doctor lady 🥰🥰

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user56: when he falls first and harder >>

user57; this man is literally obsessed with yn it’s insane

landonorris: beat me too it

landonorris: THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT KILL ME

maxverstappen1: nothing funny. i didn’t laugh. you aren’t funny.

landonorris: 😕

user58: WE CHEERED!!!

user59: i still think it would be funny if she just said no even after the 3 months

yourusername; i thought about it, but he’s rich and pretty so 🤷‍♀️

maxverstappen1: pretty :D

user60: she’s so pretty

maxverstappen1: like i’ve been SAYING.

user61: i’ve never seen a man so down bad before

user62: it’s unnerving

user63: a doctor, pretty, and funny?? max hit the jackpot

user64: they both hit the jackpot 😒 it pisses me off

user65: LMAO WHY??

user64: seeing people live the life i want makes me unexplainably mad

danielricciardo: you’re joking right? she’s not actually dating you?

maxverstappen1: what’s that supposed to mean

danielricciardo: it means she’s too good for you @/yourusername are you being held hostage

yourusername; yes

danielricciardo: OH I KNEW IT. DONT WORRY HELP IS ON THE WAY

maxverstappen1: you guys are mean.

yourusername: this means i can never be your doctor again

maxverstappen1: what if once day, on my way home i crash, and its a big crash with smoke and fire, and i get taken to the hospital but i refuse to let anyone touch me that isn’t you, would you still not help me?

yourusername: there’s just something so undiagnosed about you

user65: HAHAHA

user66: max is just so unexplainable

charles_leclerc: are my eyes deceiving me or did she finally say yes 

maxverstappen1: SHE SAID YES

charles_leclerc: OH YEAH OH YEAH I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT BUDDY

maxverstappen1: OH YEAH OH YEAH

user67: my lestappen heart 💔

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notes: enjoy this while i spend the rest of my night learning how to play the sims

thank you for requesting!!

[gibberishfangirl]

WIND BREAKER | affection

Synopsis ✰ head cannons of how pda looks like between you and the boys

Characters ✰ Haruka Sakura, Hajime Umemiya, Hayato Suo, Akihiko Nirei, Jo Togame, Choji Tomiyama

Contains ✰ sfw! pda, kissing, hand-holding, cute content of the boys being in love

Haruka Sakura ᡣ𐭩

♥︎ shy shy boy

♥︎ you’re the one who usually initiates any type of physical contact

♥︎ you’re always holding his hand in public

♥︎ expect him to constantly have red cheeks around you

♥︎ he very defensive whenever someone points out your hand holding

♥︎ doesn’t necessarily hate it, he just doesn’t like how flustered he gets over it

♥︎ Suo 100% teases him about it meanwhile Nirei thinks it’s cute

♥︎ the most he can handle is hand holding

♥︎ he might actually die if you kiss him in public

♥︎ once you saw how he almost died from a simple kiss on the cheek you didn’t want to find out how he’d react a kiss on the lips

♥︎ his hands get sweaty, he can’t help it he’s a nervous wreck around you

♥︎ gets embarrassed about his sweaty palms but you always reassure him it’s okay

♥︎ once he gets used to the hand holding he’s more calm and doesn’t get as red as before

♥︎ he’ll even subconsciously initiate the hand holding after awhile

♥︎ only time he initiates physical contact in public is to hold your hand underneath the table so no one can see

♥︎ gets super flustered if you hug him or lean your head into his neck

♥︎ he’ll never push you away, he might not be used to it but he’ll never want to hurt your feelings like that

♥︎ accepts your affection even if it makes him a blushing mess

Hajime Umemiya ᡣ𐭩

♥︎ he’s not afraid of pda whatsoever

♥︎ literally isn’t shy to kiss you in front of anyone

♥︎ he for sure initiates it 90% of the time

♥︎ always has his hands on you

♥︎ not in an overly sexual way or anything

♥︎ even if his hand is just wrapped around your waist or caressing your hand he’s happy

♥︎ loves to feel your touch

♥︎ hugging with soft kisses is one of his favorite things to do

♥︎ he just laughs in response to anyone trying to tease him

♥︎ really isn’t bothered by eyes on you two

♥︎ expect the boys to mimic barfing sounds around the two of you

♥︎ “GET A ROOM!” “no one wants to see that” “i hate love” “so scandalous”

♥︎ the rest of the boys are determined haters due to jealousy

♥︎ he usually teases them by saying “love is such a nice feeling, i’m sure you’d understand if could you ever get a girlfriend.”

♥︎ never pushes your boundaries

♥︎ he only goes as far as whatever you’re okay with

Hayato Suo ᡣ𐭩

♥︎ he’s not very explicit when displaying his affection

♥︎ he’s a gentleman of course he’s not going to maul you in front of others

♥︎ will hold your hand or have an arm delicately wrapped around your waist

♥︎ if he isn’t doing that, you’re most likely holding onto his bicep

♥︎ he secretly loves it whenever you sit on his lap

♥︎ there’s no extra chair ?? oh nooooo guess you’re just stuck sitting on his lap

♥︎ loves to hold you from your waist

♥︎ expect him to hug you from behind 24/7

♥︎ he makes sure to take you out on dates at least once a week

♥︎ Sakura silently judges your pda with irrational blushes whenever he catches you two being affectionate

♥︎ will sneak in small kisses on your cheek whenever he has the chance

♥︎ doesn’t mind if you initiate kissing in public

♥︎ will not make out with you in public, don’t even think about it

♥︎ people find you two adorable

♥︎ honestly the perfect amount of pda, not too much not too little

♥︎ he will open every single door for you (not rlly pda but i wanted to include this)

Akihiko Nirei ᡣ𐭩

♥︎ doesn’t initiate it

♥︎ he doesn’t mind if you’re into pda

♥︎ is very respectful about it

♥︎ will blush if you happen to get too excited

♥︎ will break up the kiss before it goes too far

♥︎ easily flustered

♥︎ goes with the flow and with whatever you want to do (as long as it’s not too explicit)

♥︎ honestly is just super down bad for you

♥︎ whatever you say/want goes

♥︎ he’s easy to break when it comes to you

♥︎ can never tell you no

♥︎ you mighttttt be able to talk him into being a little late to class so you can sneak off for a quick make out session

♥︎ he’s satisfied with small hand holding

♥︎ kissing can sometimes be a bit much for him

♥︎ do not try to slip in tongue he will immediately blush and pull away before muttering a small “later”

♥︎ he’s more open to pda around people you don’t know

♥︎ for example, he’s perfectly fine with it when you two go on a date at a location where you won’t run into friends

Jo Togame ᡣ𐭩

♥︎ pda king

♥︎ he lives for it

♥︎ he initiates it alll the time

♥︎ cannot get enough of you

♥︎ expect him to always want and have his lips on you

♥︎ he likes to show off that your his

♥︎ his pda is more rough than gentle

♥︎ will and can be gentle during more private moments

♥︎ most people are still nervous about making him mad so you two have unlimited privacy anyways

♥︎ always has his arm around your shoulder

♥︎ is happy whenever you’re the one who initiates it

♥︎ he likes to know you want his touch as much as he wants yours

♥︎ will have you wearing his jacket whenever he can so others know you belong to him

♥︎ secretly wants you coddle you at any chance he has

Choji Tomiyama ᡣ𐭩

♥︎ he’s surprisingly a natural

♥︎ it’s kind of weird when considering the fact that he hasn’t had too many girlfriends or relationships in general

♥︎ he flows with you very well

♥︎ he mainly likes to show others that your his so everyone knows not to bother you

♥︎ is very protective over you

♥︎ doesn’t mind if you ever escalate things

♥︎ doesn’t see an issue in too much pda

♥︎ wouldn’t be against a public make out session

♥︎ it’s not like anyone would have the nerve to tell him something about it

♥︎ the two of you usually get private time since Choji unintentionally scares everyone away

♥︎ he’s more of a hugger than kisser

♥︎ will bear hug you before even initiating intimate kissing in public

♥︎ he’s always holding your hand, hugging you from behind, having an arm around your shoulder, or having an arm wrapped your waist

♥︎ he’s obsessed with you in the best way possible

[heluvschibi]

Baby you got me feelin' (Butterflies)

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MINGI MY (OUR) MAN IS MENTIOND HEHEHEH-Chibi

Description: When 8 men all have a dream about you and is smitten. (Based off Butterflies by Stray kids)

ot8 skz x female reader

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Jeongin's POV

"Wow, seeing her in person is just different, even if she's in work uniform, she looks good." I mumbled out.

"Excuse me?" She asked confused, 'crap, Jeongin there are things you say in your head and things you're supposed to say out loud!'

"Ah, u-uhm sorry, you're just really pretty, and-" "And he would like a water." Chan covered my mouth and smiled at her, she wrote that down finishing off the order.

"I'll be right back with your guy's orders." She smiled and walked back in the cafe.

All the guys breath out realxing, Hyunjin cupped his face and shook his head before looking at me, "Jeongin what the hell is your problem!?"

"Guys can we not cuss while were in public-" "No that little worm is spewing shit!"

Chan sighed and let his hand fall from my face, "You guys are helpless..." Chan shook his head and ignored us.

"I'm sorry hyung! She's just so pretty!"

Hyunjin scoffed and his face, "That was embarrassing, now she probably things were just a bunch of weirdos..." his voice was muffled by his hands, Felix patted his shoulder.

I sighed and looked over at Seungmin, he was scrolling through his phone, nibbling on his thumb, when I looked more closely, "Seungmin you found her Instagram?"

That seemed to cheer Hyunjin up because he popped his head up and looked over at Sungmin, so did everyone else, he just nodded. I saw the post he was looking at; it was with this guy -they were wearing matching frog onesies, and their cheeks were touching...is she not single.

"Guys..." Seungmin mumbled out.

"What?" Minho mumbled.

"I don't think she's single."

"What do you mean?" Chan leaned over and looked at the picture, a small frown creased his eyebrows, he took the phone and looked at it, he clicked the photo and the persons Instagram account link appeared, Chan clicked it, "Song Mingi..." Chan mumbled.

"Who?" Felix and Hyunjin said at the same time.

"Who is that?" Changbin asked, his tone weary, worried, I was to, please don't be dating him.

"It's probably her boyfriend." Chan mumbled giving the phone back to Seungmin.

"Oh..." Changbin mumbled, I don't like this feeling, it's like my heart has fallen into a pit full of cactus, and every pin I pull out hurts, there's no way she is dating someone, she only posted this Mingi guy one time and that was last week.

Seungmin keeps scrolling through her account and there was a video and the words that left her mouth lifted mines, and everyones spirits, "Me and my bestie Mingi."

Everyone sighed of relief, a smile replacing everyone's face.

——🦋🌷

"Chibi it's so short" "Chibi why is it so short?" "Chibi I know chibi means small but that's doesn't have to reflect on your writing-" I DON'T CER!

Guys it's short for a reason... 😭(definitely not bc I got lazy no no nooooo(it is)) heheh

Love you!

Have a good day/afternoon/night!! —Chibi

[experimentfae]

Marshall Lee x fem! reader

Oneshot

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You were at your job sadly that job was the unfortunate retail, at a music shop “hey do you where the flutes are?” Asked a women who weirdly look identical to you’re friend fionna “yeah there best to the drum sticks.” She thanked you headed there. 

You sighed going through your phone to pass the time not realizing someone entered the store. While continued you’re scrolling around you’re favorite app you heard someone come up.

You put your phone and your eyes widen and felt your cheeks become red to see a super hot guy, “hey can I a guitar pick?” Took you a minute but you realized they’re right behind you “o-oh sorry I’m.. let me g-get this for you.” Inside you are feeling embarrassed that you’re stuttering.

“No biggie.” You put the Guitar pick on the scanner “is that all.” He seemed to be in thought it he quickly got out of it “na this is all I need.” “That… um well be 1.30.” You spoke avoiding eye contact. “Here you are and see ya.” He handed the money and head out with his new guitar pick.

You banged your head onto the counter “I completely embarrassed myself, he probably thinks I’m some weirdo now.” You groaned out “um hello.” You looked back up now extremely embarrassed you forgot that chick was still here “Sorry! Um I’ll scan that for you.” You replied just wanting this interaction to be over.

After she payed her flute she left, you sighed you took your phone, beginning to text fionna need to vent what just happened.

[y/n]: Fionna I did something stupid I need you to make me feel better!

[Fionna]: what happened?

[y/n] I embarrassed myself in front of this hot guy, then I embarrassed my self again with some that look like you’re twin but that’s besides the point.

[Fionna]: weird properly saw her before. It’s ok (y/n) that guy will forget eventually and next time you see him you can re introduce yourself.

[y/n]: you’re probably right just also upset is because I didn’t even get to know what his name was. Hopefully I do see him again.

[Fionna]: I’m sure you will (y/n) are you busy this weekend?

[y/n]: Nope my weekend is free.

[Fionna]: Awesome I been wanting to try the new boba shop that opened up, been dying to try one of those.

(Y/n): then I’ll see you tomorrow bye bud lunch break is starting and I’m super hungry.

[fionna]: Bye Bud.

After lunch breaks me more work you finally finished work, you headed home and was thankful the weekend came quicker then you thought.

Next day you and fionna were at the boba shop getting your orders “maybe I should get this one.” Mutters fionna as she looked around the boba options. You already made you’re choice waiting for you’re drink.

You then suddenly see the hot guy again you almost gasped let’s pray that you good maybe even ok at least “hey fionna.” He spoke heading towards her…. Wait what.

“Hey Marshall Lee just getting some boba with (y/n).” She knew him?! You watched as his eyes widen when he looked your way “It’s you from that music shop.” NOOOOO HE REMEMBERS!!!! “I um… I need to use the bathroom!” You yelled speeding away.

Thankfully the place did actually have one, so you went in trying to hide until he left “why the did I do that.” You groaned out feeling frustrated at yourself, you embarrassed yourself again, You immediately beginning texting fionna.

[y/n]: you knew him?!

[Fionna]: Marshall Lee was the guy you were talking about? Small world.

[y/n]: how come you didn’t tell me? Who else do you know?

[Fionna]: well I know this guy named Gary and that’s about it really and I guess, and LSP oh almost forgot Hunter.

[y/n]: Wait isn’t Hunter you’re boyfriend?

[Fionna]: What no! This is about you not about me and if you’re waiting for him to leave he left, so come out of the bathroom.

You let out a sigh of relief and came back out to see fionna with her boba waiting for you. “Done chickening out?” Fionna asked “I’m not chickening put I’m just… needed to genuinely use the bathroom.” “Huh uh.” She replied with a knowing smirk.

“If you’re interested he told me he thought you were cute.” Fionna stated while drinking ther boba “wait really?” You asked with hope in your eyes “yeah.” She simply said like it wasn’t a big deal. You became flustered.

“You know what I should get you guys to officially meet!” Fionna suggested with excitement “I… maybe I would be more prepared.” You replied feeling hopeful this time “yeah, maybe you, me, cake and Marshall Lee can have a hangout.” “Sounds cool.” You agreed feeling a bit of confidence.

“So how about Wednesday?” Fionna suggested “yeah I could do that.” You replied “cool.” You two counties with your day out until night time, you were home now hoping you could be able to face Marshall Lee in person, after all he thinks you’re cute.

Couple days later, Wednesday came and After work you got dressed and waited for fionna to tell you the location.

[y/n]: where’s the location at?

[Fionna]: where at a Marshall Lee place’s he wanted us to hang out to watch the movie me and cake found called ‘heat signature’ .”

[y/n]: I did hear that movie was pretty good alright guess I’ll head over there.

Fionna sent you the location, thankfully it wasn’t that far, you checked to see it was the right apartment and it was, so you knocked on the door making sure you looked good then you see Marshall Lee opening the door.

“(Y/n) you made it, come in.” You wanted to see something but it’s like the words got stuck in your throat so you just walked in. “Alright.” He spoke seating down on his red sofa. “Yes! movie night, oh can you make nachos I always wanted to try those.” Spoke cake in excitement “alright I’ll be back and you guys make yourself comfortable.” Cake and Fiona sat together while Fiona assured for you to sit next to her.

“So got the hots for Marshall Lee.” Stated cake making you blush “it’s obvious isn’t it?” “Yeah.” Cake simply said while eating chips, “don’t worry remover what I said about Marshall Lee he thinks you’re cute.” Reassured Fionna “thank’s fionna.” We then see Marshall Lee back with the nachos.

“Be careful cake I p- cake didn’t wait time and grabbed a nacho and ate the whole chip until you started screaming my a little and immediately grabbed her drink and gulped the whole thing. “What.. the Glob.. was that?!” Yelled cake between breathes this made Marshall Lee laugh “there are jalapeño peppers in there, I tried to warn you.”

Cake could only grunt while the rest of us laugh, “you have a nice, laugh.” You paused you’re laughing to see Marshall Lee was talking to you, “I-um t-thanks.” He smiled “you’re welcome. “Now let’s watch this movie.” He said Turing the light off and starting the movie.

While watching the movie you grabbed the nachos and other snacks you hummer in delight of tasting the food “glad you like it, I’m not much of a chef but… I try.” He spoke “yeah it’s… it’s good.” You agreed making him smile.

“I gotta use the bathroom.” Fionna stated while nudging cake “huh.” Cake looked confused until she seemed to remember something “oh! Um right I’ll come with.” They both got up and left.

You both Continue to watch. “Sir I can’t get a radar it’s like… they be one have a heat signature?!” Spoke one characters you forgot the name of already. “You know they did that to give us alone time.” Spoke Marshall Lee with a knowing smirk.

“That’s explains w-why they both went to the bathroom.” You replied “and I know that you have a thing for me girl it’s apparent.” This comment made you blush like crazy you’re hands instinctively covers you’re face. “wait no I-!“it’s ok no need to shout I think you’re cute, and I wanna get to know you more.”

You slowly uncovers your hands “really?” “Really now when can we hang out again?” He asked with hope making your confidence come through “I… maybe next weekend would be cool to hang.” You’re face no longer you showed you’re small smile to him “cool then let me give you my number.” He text you his and you text him your number.

“Well then cutie can’t wait for next weekend.” You smiled “yeah can’t wait too.” Fionna and Cake came back with smiles “so you gonna date now?!” Cheered Cake “that takes time cake.” You replied “makes sense, I guess.” She replied.

You guys continue to watch the movie but you couldn’t help but continue about your next hangout with Marshall Lee.

<- Back to MasterList or back to Fionna and Cake/ adventure time

[soliarus]

Thoughts Of You

-fluff, hangover, dahyun acting like a hopeless lesbian!! implied relationship

: hangover or not Dahyun's mind never ceases to stop racing, especially about you

words 684

non-idol!dahyun x fem!reader

Through the open window, a soft breeze wafted into the room, it welcomed a nice shine of light which gladly took its place, laying a sunny streak over Dahyun’s sleeping face. As pretty as she looked with the sun shining on her face, she didn’t seem to like it much. If the groan was anything to go by, and the whine as she turns to face the other way, shifting around on the bed. 

Fuck the sun. I’m tired n wanna sleep. Head hurts. Where is she? 

A giggle rings through her head, the sound pounding off the walls of her brain. Another groan, and although her eyes are closed she feels around the bed, looking for something or rather someone. Another giggle echoes in her head, and Dahyun has to adjust her eyes, taking in the empty white sheets around her. 

Mmmm, actually this breeze feels nice. But, where is she???

She turns back over, and her head hurts, it aches terribly, but she wants you first. You’re sitting next to the same damn window that woke her up, in a plain white tee and a pair of light gray sweatpants. Criss-cross on a large beanbag, work laptop on your lap, with your reading glass on. You tilt your head at her, waiting for her to come to her senses, even if it was just a little bit. 

Shit that’s hot for no reason. Say something, c’mon, say something.

“Good Morning” Dahyun mumbles, more like grumbles, into silence, this time you hold back your laugh, biting your lip. Getting up and walking towards her, you softly run your hand through her tangled hair. Dahyun leans closer towards the touch. 

“Good morning to you too,” you whisper softly, “even if it’s four in the afternoon”. Dahyun huffs, closing her eyes to bear the pain grunting as you help her sit up against the headboard. You place a glass of water against her lips, and then hand her some painkillers. Dahyun’s eyes furrow, she swallowed the pills with difficulty, tilting her head back felt horrible and when she did it felt like her brain moved in her head, worsening this already unbearable ache. 

Never drinking again, ever. Not happening, no matter what. But this treatment is to die for… a pretty girl, with pretty hair, n pretty eyes, my pretty-

“I know baby, it aches, but you did such a good job,” you praise her and leave a quick kiss on her cheek. She smiles, almost in bliss, she thinks that if she gets enough kisses from you, you’d be able to cure this horrible hangover. 

More please, kiss me more, praise me more. M’like it, more please. 

“I’ll get you something to eat, be right back,” you assure her before stepping out of the room. 

nooooo come baaaack

And you do, holding a bowl of warm Miso soup, you sit on the edge of the bed, you mix the soup with the spoon, before lifting it up to feed Dahyun. The girl blushes, and she lifts her hand, “It’s okay, you don’t have to feed me”. You smile, your eyes pointing towards her lifted hand, it’s shaking, “oh”. And Dahyun quickly puts her hand back down, her blush reaching her ears. 

That was so fucking embarrassing. 

“You’re cute,” you mumble, feeding her. Dahyun has to grip the sheets to brace herself. 

No u. 

“Where did you order the soup from anyway?” Dahyun tries to make light conversation, but your sudden frown makes her want to bury herself. “Doesn’t taste good enough?”

Fuck Dahyun, you desperate gay freak! You made her sad! 

“S-sorry! It’s just really good! Like the best soup I’ve ever had! Literally at the top of my list now! Just wanted to know where you got it cuz it’s that good-” Dahyun truthfully rambles. You blush, looking away, a soft smile on your lips as you tug a piece of hair behind your ears. It’s like Dahyun is falling more in love with each passing second. “I made it myself, actually; I’m glad you like it,” Dahyun beams. 

Dahyun, you smart bitch! 

[razorblade180]

Names

Furina:Aether, we need to have a very important conversation. Promise you’ll take this seriously.

Aether:….I know we’re both over 500 but I’m not in the mindset of a family besides finding my sister.

Furina:Not the conversation I wanted in the slightest! I just gained my freedom in case you forgot. I just wanted to discuss cute little names for one another.

Aether:*scrunches face*

Furina:What!? Why that face!?

Aether:Never really was a fun of that sort of thing.

Furina:Said the man who accepts titles like they’re going on sale.

Aether:You know…

Furina:I’m not calling you “Executioner”

Aether:Then what’s the point of any of this!? It’s so cool.

Furina:I told you to be serious!

Aether:May I ask what brought this on?

Furina:*red* I just…think they’re neat. It’s only natural that people who are close to one another to give names that show the affection.

Aether:….

Furina:Is this you silently judging me?

Aether:No I’m just fighting tooth decay. Your answer was unexpectedly sweet. Still, I’m not really good at these sort of things.

Furina:That’s because you’re an overthinking. Surely you’ve known me long enough to have something to describe my magnificence.

Aether:Furina if I’m being honest, if I had to compare you to anything it would either be those floppy ear bunnies that get angry sometimes, or an emotional kitten.

Furina:Please never say that second one again.

Aether:What’s wrong with kit- okay I see. Told you I suck at this! Why don’t you just go force and tell me what you have in mind.

Furina:…

Aether:You haven’t the slightest idea.

Furina:I thought maybe we could workshop or something!? Cut me some slack. I typically shorten names but yours feels weird. Plus that would be boring.

Aether:We’ll what do you typically want to call me?

Furina: What, besides “mine?”

Aether:….

Aether:You’re going to make kitten stick if you keep talking like that.

Furina:*red* Nooooo! Focus Aether! We don’t have to commit to anything right now. Just spitball.

Aether:Despite the fact you constantly smell like a pastry mixed with rose water, I’m not about to call you a long winded dessert or something as dull as cupcake.

Furina:First of all, my shampoo is daisies and not rose water. Second, I appreciate you noticed I smell nice. Third, cupcake is wonderful but taken by Clorinde.

Aether:Who calls her cupcake?

Furina:I’ve…said to much. Dismiss that from your memory.

Aether:…Tweetie. I like your singing. You’re like a free songbird.

Furina:That’s not a bad attempt.

Aether:It’s funny how nicely you said that while obviously rejecting that.

Furina:*smiles* I am a woman of many talents. We should probably call it here. No need to force these things. I only wanted to bring attention to it. Rest assured that I will put the utmost care in whatever my heart chooses.

Aether:Seriously, it could just be my name.

Furina:Awww, is someone embarrassed about this sorta thing? You are surprisingly introverted despite all of your achievements.

Aether:You’re one to talk.

Furina:Hehe, true enough. *hugs him* I suppose “Aether” is as glorious as any other name. I’ll admit that I personally enjoy how it sounds.

Aether:*flustered* I swear, where do you get your energy?

[Sometime later]

Navia:Have anything planned after this?

Furina:Not really. I should probably run through some lines after this tea party but I don’t actually feel up to it. Maybe a nap or-

Aether:*walks by*

Navia:Oh! Hi Aether!

Aether:*turns head* Hmm? Oh hi Navia. *looks at Furina*…..

Furina:??? What’s with the silent gaze? Is there something on my face?

Aether:*red* N-No. I was surprised to see you is all, Sugar Cube.

If a ghost were to sneeze right now, everyone would hear it. Navia���s eyes widened as she let out the smallest of gasps and saw Furina’s mind come to a screeching halt while her face became every color of red. The actress slowly put down her tea, stood up, and dragged Aether by the hand around the corner.

Furina:I’ll be right back Navia.

Navia:(Where is Clorinde and Charlotte when I need them!? I have to talk about this with someone!)

Aether:W-Was that bad?

Furina:*grabs scarf* No no no. It was simple, realistic even. Not to mention cute. However… you were absolutely right about the embarrassment. I don’t think my soul can handle that! Just call me Furina.

Aether:I wanted to do that from the start! I said that in front of people!

Furina:I’m sorry!! I thought I was strong about this but I was horribly wrong!!!!

[whitevelvet-ly]

more scaramouche x reader angst 🥺💗

silence.

PAIRING: scaramouche x reader

HEADS UP: gn!reader, angst with comfort, can be platonic or romantic, scenario, honestly more fluff than angst HELP

A/N: I do recommend making your requests more specific nonnie buttt I did have one in mind today so it's a lucky day for youu hehe // I think my writing got rusty all of a sudden

SUMMARY: you were awfully quiet today. scaramouche started becoming rather annoying to get a reaction out of you, which resulted in something he did not expect...

SCARAMOUCHE / WANDERER

why are you so quiet?

usually, it would be you coming to him, not the other way around! still, scaramouche was starting to get curious as to why you became silent all of a sudden.

did something happen? are you annoyed? are you mad at something? someone? maybe even him?

he scoffs, waving away the thought. what did he do? he didn’t possibly do anything to make you mad today.

maybe you just had a bad morning?

now he’s starting to really get confused. nothing out of the ordinary happened, so why is it that you aren't as irritating and noisy as you usually are today?

unfortunately, to him, your silence is like a challenge. he's gonna do anything and everything that could possibly provoke you.

game on, y/n.

this little menace does the littlest yet the most infuriating things to get a rise out of you. whether it be keeping the door open when he enters and leaves your room, making random noises, not putting his items in the right place, and the list goes on and on...

poke, poke, poke, poke—

"what?"

"nothing."

seriously, this guy...

he finds your reactions so funny. after all, it's not very often that he gets to see you so annoyed like this, right?

you look so tired of his shenanigans... he can't wait to try some other things to—

"...are you crying?"

really? why? he didn't do that much...

nevertheless, his face twists into concern. he slowly and unknowingly starts to regret his actions. maybe he was a tad bit too annoying..?

you turn away from him, doing your best to soak all your tears into your sleeve. "stupid..."

you had an extremely bad day today.

you want nothing less than just one peaceful moment, a minute or two, of just silence.

but nooooo, you can't have that because he's around.

despite everything that he wanted to say to you, to comfort you, he says something entirely different than what he rehearsed in his head. "...what? what did I do??" he says, shaking your shoulder. he silently sighs as you cried even more. that sigh wasn't directed to you, but himself.

why does his mouth never say what he wants it to?

"be annoying." you manage to mumble out through sniffles and sobs.

he frowns, thinking of what he could possibly do to stop you from crying even more. he sits closer to you, sighing for the nth time.

"...come here."

"what?"

"I said... oh, I give up."

"what on teyvat are you talking abou— ah, hey!"

...huh?

suddenly, you got pulled into his arms. he scoffs, his breath tickling your ear.

is he... hugging you???

it feels... reluctant, as if he's embarrassed, which is very likely. from the way he struggles to find a place to rest his hands on, you could tell that he's not very experienced.

"wh— huh???" suddenly, your tears stopped. instead, you feel extremely confused. "kuni?"

"are you done crying?" he mumbles. you didn't answer. from your perspective, you could see his ear slowly turning redder by the minute...

by the time it was a vibrant red, he pushes you away.

"that's— I... you..." he breathes in, as if trying to stop himself from saying anything.

but alas, he fails. "you can... tell me what's going on. I won't judge you for it, just for today." he crosses his arms. now, it was his turn to look away from you.

"kuni..."

"...hey, I didn't say thaT YOU SHOULD CRY AGAI—"

[sillygoofyqueer]

The Untamed review: episode two!!

Yes, Wei Wuxian, Little Apple IS a picky eater, because he deserves only the best and KNOWS IT

Bro's complaining about a donkey to a donkey, what a guy

"You're like MY master"

"Yo, there's a well!" Wei Wuxian immediately moves out of the way, what a gentleman

HE'S JUST TALKING TO THEM, WOAHHHH

Wei Wuxian helplessly listening to them argue over his inventions is so funny to me

"IS WEI YOUR DAD?!??" "HE'S MY IDOL!!"

The way that Wei Wuxian just gives up and peaces out

Fighting with a donkey now

Take the fucking apple, you dumbass

How old is this woman? She looks about twenty five

IT'S JUST LIKE IN MINECRAFT

Push her off, it'd be so funny and no one would know

Yo, what is Yan doing?? She's busting some moves

Does he just flick any random person?

Ohhhh, I see

Got killed by the mist, that's an embarrassing way to go

Bro is dead, goddamn. Poor lass has no soul

This woman has been through so much, she doesn't deserve it

Someone's catching humans, cannibals in every universe

JIN LING!!! <3

Laughing at the richness of people

"Naur, stay up there. See you later xoxo"

How is this woman here????

LITTLE APPLE BEHAVE YOURSELF

It's fine, he's wearing a mask that covers his eyes

"It's you?" Aw shit, the guy who was a baby when you were around is onto you

Joking, he knows Mo Xuanyu

Mock him and see how it ends up

BRO JUST INSULTED HIM BECAUSE HE'S MOTHERLESS

Stop trying to get up, jesusss

Nice throw

He looks so done with people's shit

STOP FUCKING MOCKING HIM, WEI WUXIAN

Oh, hey Jiang Cheng, you're baby girling quite hard today

No need to crush it

"break his legs? No, feed him to your dog, kiddo"

His boyfriend has come to rescue him

"I'm so unlucky today", on the contrary, I think you're very lucky, these characters are key to the plot and you didn't even have to go looking for them!!

I like the music that plays when the Lan Clan is around

Lan Jingyi stepping up for his father- teacher

Lan Sizhui, how do you know so much

HE CAST THE SILENCE SPELL, I LOVE HIM

He says it like a slur hahahaha

Lan Wangji is too busy mewing, don't break his streak!!

"If you don't get that spirit, don't come back to me!!" Jin Ling was never seen again 😔

He's like a grumpy toddler, I love him so

"Don't worry, we'll pay for the nets we broke!" "Nuh uh!!" Lan Sizhui, you're an angel, don't listen to him

HIS MEWING STREAK NOOOOO

Nice voice though

"I thought I saw my boyfriend 😔"

There are spirits in the lake, I wouldn't suggest drinking from it

Jiang Yanli 😭😭😭

Stop smiling, you're hallucinating

Slander my boy and sees what happens

Slap yourself, go on, like the books

Don't put the blame all on him!!!

Nice, like the books

Feel the shame

That cannot be comfortable, those are literal rocks

LITTLE APPLE!!

He's like they're little leader

That's a fast old man

Lan Jingyi's first instinct is to point a sword at an old man, lmaaoooo

"anything strange here?" "Duh"

Leaving him alone while he's trying to give important plot information, rude

Glowing grass, what the fuck

I think you should eat some

He just wants to clean, leave him alone

WEN QING!!!!!!

Flashbacks lmao

Where'd the old man go

Dirty

No way is that naturally formed

Lan Jingyi, you're surprisingly knowledgeable..I didn't know you could read

Jin Ling and his group of people

AAAAAHH WHAT THE FUCK

"what's up baby girls"

Ugh, it's been moving for a while now

Maybe you should, I don't know, LISTEN TO THE GUY WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING??

Also, y'all ditched him, minus points

"We're out" "fuck, y'all are gonna soooo be punished"

The look he gave, as if this isn't like, a sixteen seventeen year old. No, wait, he's probably eighteen...how old was he before Wei Wuxian's death? ANYWAY

Criticising the Lan education system while you're at it

"wait, you can't be crazy, because that makes sense!!" Lan Jingyi my beloved

Shit, my cover as a crazy person has been blown

Are they having a mewing contest or what?

Well done, Lan Jingyi

WHERE'S MY NEPHEW

I swear it wasn't that big before

Y'all are doing a shit job at running from something this slow

Nice attack, it's still stone though

Dude, listen to Lan Sizhui

"Hey, my sword 🥺😔"

Considering this flute playing is supposed to be shit, it's not too bad

"ugh, you're playing the flute this bad? You must be crazy" Lan Jingyi, make up your mind

STOOOOOP JIN LING

Nice kick, it's still stone though

WEN NING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S HERE TO KICK SOME ASS FOR YOU!!!!

They both look mildly terrified

Dude killed it so easy, well done. Naur, it's just an illusion.

"y'all, no need to be scared, the Yiling Patriarch ain't here" he's standing over there, wearing a mask

I THOUGHT THE LANS WERE BETTER THAN THIS

Luring him over with shitty flute playing

LET GO OF THE COMEDIC RELIEF

His robes are even blowing, just for you

Me leading my next snack away from the bag

Walk faster, goddamn

"hey bbg, it's been a while"

Listen guys, I know you're in love but there's a corpse there

He flew away, like Jesus

So...how is everyone surprised when they do turn out to be gay???

DON'T PIN THE BLAME ON HIM. MY MAN'S IS GUILTY BUT PRETTY

Uhh uh oh. Mom and dad are fighting again

Lan Wangji already looks so bored

The fucking GLARE I CAN'T

"Take off the mask!!!" "Nuh uh, I'm too handsome"

Lan Jingyi needs to stop being smart, it's scaring me

Stoooop, he didn't kill his brother

Okay, so he did, but he didn't want to!!!

He passed out, okay man

Answer the stupid call

FAMILY!!!!!!!

They're so happy 😔

Give him what he wants, it's SYMBOLISM

Lecturing him better than Lan Qiren

You lost him already, not very good at this, ey?

Alcoholic

Of course he will, it's Wei Wuxian

They're so happy :(

[enm-enthusiast]

Stripping The Pretty Boy Author

Me, an ENM writer here on tumblr, got a taste of my own medicine when I walked into the wrong place, at the wrong time…

“Come on guys, just let me go, I promise I won’t tell anyone” I said, my hands in the air in a vain attempt to shield myself from what I was sure was going to be a beating.

“No, we need something on you to keep your mouth shut….let’s have your clothes” their leader said. My cheeks turned red as he said so, even more when his buddies nodded their agreement, a few even eyed me up and down with excitement.

‘What?! No way, I’m not taking my clothes off!” I said, putting my arms up as a defense in case they decided to change their minds. In fact, I hoped they did change their minds…I didn’t want to lose my clothes!

“Then we’ll have to do it for you…strip him naked!” the head gang member said. His cronies jumped at his command, and I was overwhelmed as two of them tackled me to the ground. A third started to take off my shoes and once I was held down, a fourth helped him and soon enough my feet were bare.

“Nooooo, not naked! Please!” I said, but my pleas fell on deaf ears as I felt hands unbuttoning the top buttons of my shirt and felt multiple pairs of hands undoing my belt.

“Yes, time to get nude pretty boy,” the gang leader said, crossing his arms and smiling deviously.

“Come on guys, please, don’t do this” I said to the guys holding me down, but they each smiled wickedly and shook their heads at me.

“Oh no pretty boy, you're gonna get naked whether you like it or not” one of them said, a blonde dude that was rather lanky, rather embarrassing that someone like him overpowered me so easily, even with help.

“Come on, let’s get his shirt off” the blonde said and the two helped finish unbuttoning my shirt, but the blonde got a crazed look in his eyes and he tugged at the fabric, sharing a look at his fellows. The three of them understood perfectly as they descended upon me and each grabbed handfuls of my shirt and pulled…sounds of ripping and tearing fabric bared my chest to them all and they discarded the remains of my shirt.

“Okay guys you made your point…please let me go” I said, and they allowed me to stand up but they stayed near me to make sure I didn’t try to run off.

“Not a chance, haha, nice nipples, pretty boy” the blonde said, giving my nipples a twist, his friends following suit, which made my cock twitch and start to harden in my pants. The blonde noticed and he looked at the gang leader again and said:

“Should we take off his pants?” he asked. I struggled uselessly against their iron grip as they grabbed me, dreading the words I knew I’d hear from their boss…

“Great idea, rip 'em off” he said, and while they weren’t looking I saw him kneading his crotch, the sight of it caused me to blush even deeper.

“No, please guys, not my pants!” I begged, my cock growing harder, it was nearly at full erection and my cheeks burned hot at having these guys see it…

“Quiet pretty boy…now boys, let’s rip off his pants!” the blonde said and again, multiple hands reached down, the blonde unbuttoned and unzipped my pants while the others pulled off my belt completely.

“Please! I’m begging you!” I said as they started to pull at my pants like they did my shirt, and while tougher, I could hear rips and tears in the fabric

“Look at that, pretty boy here is begging for his clothes” the blonde said, pulling the sides of the waist part of my pants.

“Well unfortunately for him…he ain’t leaving here unless he’s naked!” one of his friends said, tearing open my pants leg. Just then, I heard a loud RIIIPPPPP and I could feel cold air on my thighs as the blond ripped open the seat of my pants, and his friends then finished pulling and tearing my pants to shreds, leaving me in just my undies…

“Wow, look at those undies! He’s practically naked already!” the blonde said, laughing with wicked delight, and I hung my head in shame.

“Awww, what’s the matter, pretty boy? Is your cock too small?” the gang leader said, and my cock twitched in response.

“No…the opposite problem, but come on guys just let me go!” I said, but the group of them had noticed my crotch now, and all eyes were on the huge boner I was sporting, and I knew they weren’t done…not until they saw everything I was packing.

“Sorry pretty boy, we’re gonna need those undies off too, what a shame” the blonde said, sarcastically apologetic and he grabbed a side of my undies, hooking his fingers beneath the waistband.

“Yeah! Almost naked pretty boy…those undies have got to go!” one of his friends said and grabbed the other side of my undies, and together they slowly inched them downwards, slowly and tortuously completing my exposure at their hands, until finally my cock broke free and slapped against me.

“Ha! Look at his hard cock you guys! not bad pretty boy” the blonde said, even slapping my cock with his bare hand, making me whimper. They let my arms go and I instinctively covered myself with my hands.

“How’s it feel to be naked, huh, pretty boy? You feel humiliated?” the gang leader said as he took photos of me in my naked and embarrassed state.

“Now, move those hands behind your back, let’s get a good look at your cock” he said, and when I didn’t respond the blonde and his friend did it for me as they forced my arms behind me, exposing my hard cock once more.

“Wow, very nice cock pretty boy, too bad you likely don’t know how to use it since you're such a bitch, now…turn around and show us your ass” the leader said. This time, I obeyed and turned around to expose my cheeks, and felt the blond on my left slap my bare ass, making me whimper but I also bit my lip to disguise how turned on it made me.

“Very good, pretty boy…now spread your cheeks and show us your hole!” he said, and again, I obeyed, just hoping this whole ordeal would be over soon. Once he was satisfied, I stood up and turned back around to face them, and they were all smiling as I stood there, completely naked with my cock rock hard between my legs.

“Alright, now can I go? And can I get some clothes, please?” I asked, hoping that my complete and utter humiliation would satisfy them.

“No pretty boy, you're our naked slave now, and pretty bitch boys don’t deserve to wear clothes…” the leader said, and nodded to his minions who grabbed me, bound my arms behind me, and covered my mouth with a gag.

As they started to lead me away, the blonde stopped and said “Hey guys, before we take him back…let’s make him cum!” the blonde said, eyeing my cock hungrily, which throbbed with anticipation.

“Hehe, great idea Steven, you get to do the honors, go on, let’s see him squirt his cum for us” the leader said, opening his phone to record the whole thing.

“Will do” the blonde…Steven, said. He wrapped his hand around my hard shaft, gripping it tightly and making me groan into the gag in my mouth. He expertly started to slowly jerk me off, before steadily increasing his pace, pleasuring my cock so nicely I couldn’t help but moan and whimper as the pressure began to build in my cock.

“That’s right pretty boy, squirt your cum for us” Steven said, going faster now and my legs twitched and my knees turned to jelly as I could feel my body betraying me and my orgasm quickly coming to fruition despite myself.

I groaned loudly into my gag and my body tightened as Steven pointed my cock upwards and I felt my cock burst as I shot my load straight onto my chest. It was one of the largest loads I’d ever blown, and now it dripped all over my naked body.

The others, now satisfied, didn’t bother to clean me up nor did they offer me to do it myself…instead they led me away, to whatever they had in store for me, and I knew that my humiliation…had only just begun

(I hope you all enjoyed this little short story for you all, and yes that is me in the photo, I decided you should see your author stripped for those of you who don’t have a twitter!)

[14carrotghoul]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Thank you to @cha-melodius @happiness-of-the-pursuit @myheartalivewrites and @firenati0n for tagging me! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ It's always fun to see these writer posts go around!!

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

27! One short of my lucky number 👀

2. What's your total ao3 word count?

114,876 (was soooo excited to pass 100k at the beginning of this year!)

3. What fandoms do you write for?

RWRB :)

4. Top five fics by kudos:

Déjame Ver Cómo Es Que Floreces 

Solo Déjame Estar Junto a Ti 

Isn't She Lovely 

Whataburger, Whatanight  (very surprised by this one???)

Tiempo de Vals

5. Do you respond to comments?

Yes!! I NEED all my inboxes/notifications to be zero and try to respond within a week. And I love giving my thanks and screaming back my love!!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Probably Thank You, Shaan :'(

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Oof I write soooo many happy endings so idk!! The Las Flores series has made a LOT of people cry so I'll go with that!

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Have been very lucky so far and I have not, however I have had more demanding comments lately :P like don't yell at me!!! Ask nicely!!!!

9. Do you write smut?

Nope

10. Craziest crossover:

No crossovers! Although I did write Philip as BAFTA president like prince will irl and the secondhand embarrassment is Real

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No and I would love to translate Déjame ver into Spanish someday (or at least the first part) but I haven't found the motivation, especially with the amount of wips I have

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No and I feel like I'd be either too anxious or too scattered to be a good writing partner! I put a lot of pressure on myself if I feel like someone is watching me (tis the catholicism 😔)

14. All time favorite ship?

Firstprince ❤️💙

15. What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Oh nooooo I don't wanna jinx any! If anything I need some major rewriting for my dormant lost prince/Anastasia fic to make me happy. I wrote most of that one while essentially bedbound after a hospitalization and my mindset is very different now

16. What are your writing strengths?

I can get the happy, sappy tears flowing very easily! I also work hard on my dialogue and characterization and I'm pretty proud of both!

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I tend to be very literal in my writing. Not a ton of poetic metaphor in it, which I would like to work on but it just doesn't come naturally to me! And I get pretty dialogue heavy.

18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

LOVE. Haven't indulged in it very much lately but I love it so much

19. First fandom you wrote in?

Twilight or Maximum ride. Idk I was 11 so it's fuzzy

20. Favorite fic you've written?

Déjame Ver Cómo Es Que Floreces and True Blue . Very different fics but there's not a word I would change in either!

Tagging @read-and-write- @inexplicablymine @tintagel-or-cockleshells @cricketnationrise @orchidscript @dumbpeachjuice @cultofsappho @kiwiana-writes @littlemisskittentoes @nocoastposts @xthelastknownsurvivorx @pirate-radiofriday @smc-27 @sprigsofviolets and anyone else that wants to share more about their writing!!

[kiiroining]

NIMONA HEADCANNON!!

-- todd and the squire, found family, movie adaptation-- contains MEGA spoilers click away while you still can !!!!

i KNOW what you're thinking: 'oh, another disgusting pedophile asshole out to ship two rando characters, while trying to justify the former dickhead (todd)' NOOOOO thats so not true okay im not shipping them it says found family. aND i am not justifying todd's pathetic actions in the movie. i agree. he is indeed a bitch. BUT this headcannon aims to give a lil bit more backstory on todd maybe? and possibly show how these two extreme side-characters in the movie could possibly compliment each other in the sweetest ways.

first, we both know the squire is a worthless shitbag. someone who just *could not* open his mouth LOUD enough, or even bother to apologise after the damage he caused to ballister's life. but at the core i think he's a funny, (single) guy. we see him trying on the armour for knights, hinting at how he could have either once been a knight, or wishes to be a knight. but the squire is giving the latter, dont you agree???

then we have todd. a piece of SHIT whom i hated since the beginning of time. but he's a knight -- the very thing the squire wants to be. however, todd's actions are stupid and embarrassing and HURTFUL enough to make anyone pissed off. in addition, he is also the reason why the squire ran out of time to tell ballister what the director had done. the squire sees todd being a bitch (running out of words to describe him, sorry), gets mad and confronts him.

they develop a father-son relationship (or uncle-nephew, whichever), and after nimona's heartbreaking passing, todd is eaten up by his guilt of hurting ballister, ambrosius and 'monsters' in general. because there's no other way around it -- todd is also human. he feels things. during this moment, the squire plays a large role in todd's life. he helps him understand his emotions, learn how to control his feelings (like DON'T BEAT PEOPLE UP JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE BTR THAN YOU BRO) and more of whatever todd's parents didn't teach him.

lastly, i know this seems like bull, but THINK about it. sit on it. let it marinate in your mind.

[ahundredtimesover]

When i finished reading chapter 10 of IWYTS, I was thinking " am I the one who feel frustrated? " But NOOOOO

Everyone is frustrated in the comment box and I can feel it too like God after so long waiting i thought I can get at least one hot moment butttt... 😭😭😭

Mimi you know my expectations got 📈and then 💔

Like oh my god I'm feeling so sad for OC ,she always remain to herself,never commitment to anyone and when she try for once to push her feelings this happened?

I don't know how she felling right now - embarrassed? Sad? Misery? Or gulit? Cause she crossed the boundary she shouldn't 😭😭💔💔

I know jk unintentionally did that but goddd how can they even contact with each other after this !!!!!

I feel so bad for them 😭💔😭

*whisper* (by the way I was about to throw my phone yesterday after the kiss not happened 🙂 )

Haha there is a lot of frustration for sure! But also, we know there’s an explanation to all of this! And what do you mean?? Wasn’t that last scene kinda hot?? 🥵 imagine JK’s low voice and then just eyeing each other’s lips ? Hehe someone on ao3 said they were about to hang a lung and I don’t blame them 😂

They’ll definitely have to figure out how to move forward after that!! We’ll see how they’ll do that 😉

Just a tip - think back to all the details from the past chapters and their morning routines. That’s all ☺️

[thedailybullshit]

Episode 4

Ah of course it’s Shax

Gotta love more of that coupley language for them

Who tf is Furfur & what’s his connection to Az?

AZ HOW YOU GONNA PRETEND YOU DONT KNOW WHO GAGE IS YOURE LITERALLY AN ANGEL

1941 HERE WE FUCKEN GO

Ayo who’s still alive

Oh so we found Furfur

Not the magic tricks again 😂

WAIT FURFUR TOOK THOSE PHOTOS FROM SEASON 1

Now’s a good time to mention that the subtitles are getting progressively shittier, Amazon you’re richer than this

The zombie subplot is all fine & good but I’m here for the romantic dinner scene, where is it

I’m losing it over Crowley’s GI impression

“You, my Nefertiti fooling fellow are about to perform on the West End Stage. If that doesn’t make you a professional conjurer, I don’t know what does.” Never has a line been uttered w/ more love, I can’t

AZ YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY THINK YOURSELF CAPABLE OF BULLET CATCHING

I can feel the 2nd hand embarrassment creeping in please do not do this to me I just wanted the ROMANTIC DINNER SCENE

I need to know how many takes it took for the actors to say “prestidigitation”

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE MIRACLE BLOCKER

DOES IT WORK FOR WILES

SHIT IT DOES

OH GOD HES GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE BACKSTAGE ISNT HE

“Have we?” Crowley you’re such a bitch I love you

Furfur really just HANDED Crowley the evidence against him & Az really just HANDED IT BACK

Ay Dagon’s back

SLIGHT OF HAND AZIRAPHALE YOU CLEVER BASTARD

ROMANTIC DINNER SCENE FINALLY

“I knew you would come through for me. You always do.”

“Well, you said ‘trust me’.”

“And you did.”

THE WRITING THE DELIVERY THE EXPRESSION THERE IS LOVE IN EVERY BIT OF IT IM GOING TO SCREAM

EXCUSE ME WHILE I REWATCH THAT ENTIRE SCENE A MILLION TIMES

I hate Beelzebub’s teeth

Can we send the legions of hell after Nina’s current gf?

Nooooo Crowley keep your plants in the bookshop

Definitely my favorite episode for far

[musickool]

OMGGGG guys my dream today!!!!! 😭

GUYS GUYS GUYS- i just had a dream about.... TEDDY!!!! TED FUCKING THEODORE LOGAN FROM BNT EXCELLENT ADVENTURE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ok so this is how it went:

i was in my primary school classroom and then a teacher came in and told me that i should do a short homework test to see what set i should be in. so she handed me this several paged booklet and i was supposed to finish that within whatever time frame they had gave me. there wasn't much to do on the paper but i somehow did not get to finish because i was either not paying attention or hear this- I WAS STARING AT TED!!! YES I WAS PROBABLY STARING AT TED LOGAN 😭😭!!!

ok so in the dream, his name was Baron (??) and he had finished the booklet but i haven't so i thought i was fucked. so a student body (??) asked me to give her my test but i havent finished, but she said it was fine as they were gonna show the answers anyways so i should just copy them down. so i did, and then dream went fuzzy for a bit and then now i wake up to a completely different classroom. there was a big table in the middle and the classroom had a modern-esque feel.

i walk to my seat and before i sit down, i see whos going to be in my classroom and my smile immediately dropped as i saw - it was the popular girls who i detested (irl) in middle school. i was so bummed and i just felt sulky. one of my friendly acquaintances appeared in and i felt a little bit better. so everyone sits down in their seats and all heads face to the teacher, who was my dream's vague interpretation of a black teacher i had in primary school.

guys prepare for this- she said that Baron was supposed to be in my set but guess what?? HE GOT 3 MARKS DOWN!! NOOOOO!!!! 💔💔 i was even more sulky and upset now but alas i had to move on ig....

so moments later into class, we were sitting, listening to the teacher, and then randomly out of nowhere i confessed to my friendly acquaintance that i had a crush on Baron and she was like "oh the popular guy?" and i was like "huh???" how was he the popular guy, i thought. but then i realised, oh it's because hes handsome, ahhh got it. but bro five minutes later, this girl started imitating his accent and i was like girl leave me alone 😭🙈

then randomly i got up and went over to the classroom that Baron was in and i knocked on the door. a teacher said "come in" and i did. and guys, you know when you open a door in class and everyone is literally staring at you?? so when i opened the door ajar, i was gonna go in and then i saw him staring at me and i legit slammed the door closed and giddily laughed in embarrassment to myself 😭

then the dream ended.

i woke up this morning, and i had the biggest smile on my face like i was so giddy! i felt such a weird surreal loving feeling, like when you have a crush on someone irl but I felt this IN A DREAM!! that's what i felt! to a person whos not even real!!! 😭💔

but yeah anyways, this was my dream. i hope the universe has a great whatever, because now i am gonna go and kms off a cliff thanks </3

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Clone high living blogging

Episode 2

Oh wow the second hand embarrassment is SO strong when Joan was asleep in class…..

……..Joan knows about Wiccan stuff AND she practices it?? I mean I guess that makes sense seeing as her clone mother was a French saint?

“Women just weren’t friends with each other like that” GIRL what do you mean?????? Like in context Joan is saying she wants friends. I know that the show had a very small character group but ?????? That didn’t mean girls didn’t have girl fiends???

Oh there breaking the 4th wall again…….i feel like this is gonna happen a lot.

Joan really said “im not like other girls”

Harriet and Frida give those vibes of girls who pretend to be friends with the outcast only to betray and bully them…I don’t trust them.

Nooooo jfk don’t have any guy friends because ponce is dead noooooooo :(

Ah hell yeahhhhhh the blue background bathroom are back!!!! :)

Nooooooo Joan had a new foster mom!!!! Cleo’s mom and toots are probably dead :(. Hmmm that makes me wonder, HOW do the clones feel about their family might be dead? Like to them it’s what, been a day? 2? Since they got unfrozen, so it must be so jarring to hear that their family might be dead or something. :(

NOOOOOOOOOO TOOTS IS CANOTICAaly dead :(

Oh no jfk learned out the internet/tiktok

Frida and Harriet murder someone….surprise but not really….

JFK and there getting into an internet battle? :/ ok…do those “correct grammar in arguments” things really happen??? Like in real like?? It feel very specific……

Episode 3

“My boy toy jfk”

Seeing the gang having anxiety is interesting….Lind of gives them characterization…

I feel like this season is very Joan-centric while last was Abe-centric. Mmmm if there is a third season will it be focused on jfk? Or Cleo?

Topher has a emotional support possum :)

It’s neat to see Harriet fear/anxiety of being a “basic wine mom”. I like to think that she just has a fear of motherhood, or like, Amatonormativity.

Them beat the heck out of the monster while saying their fears is so cheesy. Then them saying “oh it’s (insert celebrity name here) from (xyz) is soooo scoops doo like. It’s also cheesy.

Doc….why do your nipple look so gross?

Ooohhh 👀 the clones that got taken are mind controlled 👀

Episode 4

Weird….zombies??? Goblin??? Things

I feel like the reason Joan feels odd this season is because she actually feels very passionate about stuff? Like off the top of my head the only times I remember seeing her very emotional was over Abe, not being allowed to play baseball, anything with Cleo, and the snowflake day. Like, all those time where of anger or yearning so seeing Joan happy/motivated is…..odd.

I still can’t get over Cleo voice. It sound so…high? I’ll why but I keep remembering Cleo old voice as lower?

Oh! I’m right! Her voice WAS lower, (watch a video complicated in Cleo and compare it to her new voice) :/

Ha. Cha cha smooth parody.

Oh sweet! Finally some cool stuff on how the old clones interact with the new one. Aka Joan lie and say the coffe is made from child labor and everyone believes it. Hmm very interesting take on stuff! Like ughhhh media criticism and cancel culture and stuff. Idk man I can’t explain it…

…….. awww we could had have a Joan and Cleo moment were they bond and stuff :(

Did Abe and Cleo ever breakup or are they still a couple?

Hehehe valley girl accent <3

:0 homesteader Cleo!!! Joan did a backflip….neat

:( I just realized I laugh more/chuckled more in season 1 than in season 2. So far the only time I laugh is when slow float about to hit Joan. :(

God I hate Confucius outfit. Dude why are you a triangle??? Why do you’re legs not match you’re top??? Harriet outfit is fine, still an eyesore color wise but fine.

YAY MR B AND JOAN!!!!! Love their friendship :)

YES!!! YES!!!! JOAN AND CLEO FRIENDSHIP???? Or at least no longer enemies!!! Whooo!!!!!!!!

Episode 5

10 years non union internship…..damn. 👀 hmmm would that be a good job? Like if the pay is good and manageable hours then 👀

*looking up clone high Harriet because I was curious why Harriet wants to distrance herself from her clone mom* *see that in season 1 there was already a Harriet* ???????? What….what happened to the original clone? Was she not frozen and she died and Doc was like “yeah likes remake a new Harriet clone lol”

Yay musical episode :)

Oh wow they are good singers, mostly Harriet and Frida

OMG PONCE’s DAD IS BACK yippie!!! :)

I’m like 99% sure that’s not how Footloose works. Wasn’t the dancing ban happen because of a drunk driver or something in the movie?

:( the husbands don’t get along anymore :( Mr b is so catty now

“Abe can’t sing, can’t dance…” i don’t think he even knows karate? I don’t think he’s going make it/lyrics

✨ white guy confidence✨ …………….don’t drink Abe sweat….

Harriet being a pushover/not wanting to speak up against her friend 👀 (also side note it seems like Frida and Harriet stop hang out? Or rather Joan and Harriet are closer friends then with Frida??)

Oh gross they actually drank Abe’s sweat….

Harriet likes her play! It’s different from Joan’s and that fine! Love that Harriet stood up for herself and wants to do her own thing

Oh hey Vincent van go! :) he spoke!!

The said fuck! Literally the first time it happen on the show!! :0

The quiche medphor is nice :)

…..these nerd didn’t try a second time? Also Cleo can dance! She did it with Ashley angel (no pun intended) and she dance at prom????

“Practice makes progress” :) wise words Frida!

Harriet is a good singer

Oh no is jfk and Harriet going to get together???

Ok I think Harriet may be my favorite new clone…

NoOOOOOOOOO NOT THE DINNER !!!!! :0 it’s burning!!!!! Nooooooooooo

[satans-codpiece]

Listen man, your writings feel like early comings of Christmas, I gotta do something in return, however small. Still shy af hence anon ask but hey, better than nothing ;-D

Oooooh, NOICE, looking forward to that prequel, whenever (or if?) it comes out 👀 (also my dumbass forgot to mention last time, Ram being flustered about his own dick in EY was adorable I can't-) YEEEES OH MY GOD EXACTLY- More or less everything he's had to endure all boils down to his specific model, so no wonder he was afraid of accidents... now though? Not like he has much else to loose, 99.9% of R-7000s are already gone and his own reputation is beyond repair anyway so what does the opinion of other people matter? He CAN still hurt reader which sucks by itself but he's willing to put up with his fear and I just, I'm done dude who designed this fucking character-

LMAO I defaulted to hanahaki as I assumed the whole unrequited-but-actually-requited-love thing with maybe a dash of a near death experience is an easy gateway for all the piv you could possibly want... Never mind me then, sounds like you had other plans XD And speaking of.... what do the good people of Tumblr have to do to motivate you to finish those last 4 paragraphs and hand it over? 👀 Don't care it ain't smutty I have a Need. Want another questionable anon link to horny Ram art for the motivation or something? wink wink...

PFFFFFFT Yes please, the more employees openly thirsting after Ramattra the higher the chances of new lore??? Maybe???? PLEASE??? WHEN IS THE NEW SET OF PVE MISSIONS COMING OUT I NEED MORE- ... Okay why are these asks so long, AAAAAAaaaaa- I'm sorry for being distracting >.<

fdsf re: Ramattra's dick, I mean!!! Imagine how absurd it is, you kidnap your ex and in HOPES that they'll love you again you BUILD a sex toy for them??? He's so embarrassed about his own neediness honestly.

Yes exactly! When he was bearing the weight of being a peace-advocating member of the Shambali, accidentally hurting anyone would've been such a nightmare for him. It only matters now in that he doesn't want to hurt you, the repercussions on which Reader has pretty outright stated are none since they understand that accidents happen.

Hahaha, honestly I think the reason I didn't finish it was because someone had proposed the original EY prompt in my askbox and that kind of set off a chain of events that meant EVERYTHING got tabled until EY was finished.

BUT I MEAN OH NOOOOO how could I ever continue working on Ramattra fics without the appropriate horny art???? whatever will I do????? *languishes at my keyboard*

GOD I KNOWWWW I hate so, so much that they've backburnered their actual storyline stuff :( Like, I got into OW because of the cool universe and characters, not because it's a FPS or has active esports, you know? So I've been waiting on story stuff for years and then they just had to go and make the BBEG so fucking hot and then only put out THREE FUCKING MISSIONS FKJDGJDKLSG

Supposedly I know the original timeline said new missions would be out "in 2024" so. hey. brightside, yknow?

And you're not distracting at all!!! I'm a terrible writer who thrives only on external motivation so shit like this keeps me active LMAO