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This show is like a Tumblr sexymen-producing factory!
#oh my god they all are sexy#bless my heart I am melting#adventure time#Fionna and Cake#simon petrikov#Gary Prince#Marshall Lee#Scarab#The Winter King#Winter King#Farmworld Finn#Ice Prince
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So a lawyer, a priest, a demon, a billionaire, a villain and a youkai all go into a bar and
So yes, odd combo but I wanted to draw Priest in that iconic dress...and then I thought, akuma Kara is also hot...and then billionaire- you get it. Then I wanted to do 6. SOOOO enjoy!~
#osomatsu san#osomatsu-san#fanart#my art#moth art#karamatsu#karamatsu matsuno#lawyer karamatsu#priest karamatsu#akuma karamatsu#beelzebub karamatsu#billionaire werewolf karamatsu#mr.shocking#youkai karamatsu#Ao Andon Karamatsu#All the Karamatsu's#If i had 6 more#we could make a whole sexy calendars worth! One for every month!#too bad i didnt think of this sooner dear god....#oh well#before you ask if there is a version with just their underwear or naked#no#only one of those exist#ahem#and it wont be here#enjoy these men in frilly things!#i like to draw men like this what can i say
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we were blessed by the fit (finally) 🙏🏻
is she insane??? the hands?? the hair?? the fit??
#kathryn hahn#agatha all along#agatha harkness#mommy#marvel#mommy k!nk#wlw#i need her#need her#need that#hot as hell#so hot and sexy#so hotttt#so hot omg#so hot and gorgeous#oh my god#oh my goodness
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All I want for Christmas isssssssssss to completely demolish your chances of winning another championship~
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without text, and the lineart I really like:
plus some of my inspos:
and if only I wasn't a coward....
#i like to imagine this is some fia mandated community service for fernando and seb shows up to annoy the fuck out of him#seb: ive been a real naughty boy this year santa 😏 will you spank me instead of giving me coal?#fernando: 😐😐😐 this is supposed to be a children's event.#*proceeds to fall for seb's teasing regardless*#rip all the kids but santa is gonna be real busy for the next couple hours....#glad to continue my streak of only drawing modern fanart if its absurd in some way >:)#i am very proud of these hello :)#merry christmas!!! and a happy vettonso to you :D#please imagine these as waking up to santa having left gifts under the tree...fernanda claus....#i need to stop calling every work my best work though djfjkf its just regency bias#but idk what spurred me to draw all this in like. one day basically. considering i havent even drawn much since finals#im like haha wouldnt it be funny to draw topical fanart. fernando DID wear that santa suit one tim- oh my god#except it does mean i had to draw nando claus in a sexy pose which is um. interesting#but gaaaaahhhhh i really love these hahaha so hilarious to me. also wow as i said...relevant fanart for once so crazy#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#sv5#fa14#vettonso#sebnando#catie.art.#f1#formula 1
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Jonathan Bailey simply in all-white/cream gorgeous fits🤍🐇🦢😍🔥🥛. UNREAL!😮💨
#jonathan bailey#jonny bailey#wicked#wicked movie#fiyero#fiyero tigelaar#lgbtq+#fellow travelers#Bridgerton#so handsome and sexy#british actors#british men#gorgeous men#beautiful men#oh my god#men’s fashion#all white outfit#he’s a tall glass of milk
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gatsby costumes part 5! myrtle :)

just finished this one! and she was super fun to design!!
we wanted the difference between myrtle-with-george and myrtle-with-tom to be Noticeable, hence myrtle-with-george having a more antiquated silhouette, &c. we’d taken to calling the two costumes the “frumpy fit” and “sexy dress” lol
ive been discussing myrtle’s costume (specifically the “sexy dress”) a Lot with her actor (we share 3/4 a level classes lol), so stuff like the low back and the slit are all her idea!
#one of my rules for the costumes is that all dresses have to be below-knee length apart from a couple exceptions (some flappers in the ensem#ble; catherine; mrs mckee; myrtle)#because otherwise it’d be a nightmare#anyways we’re having a bit that when she enters in the sexy dress all the guys stare at her knees (with varying levels of enthusiasm)#after this i only have 2 costumes to actually design#and three characters to draw for before im done with the main cast :D thank god lol#i love costume designing but i am super behind :p#con doodles#walm school gatsby#the great gatsby#myrtle wilson#no one talk to me about 2013 movie myrtle. ough#oh! and shoutout to myrtle’s actor for being such a good sport and having to wait so long lol#they’re great
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GO OFF ON ME 😩🥵
#oh my god#love him dangerous#curtain daddy#why so sexy#fuuuckkkk indeed bby#i need him to yell at me all day#rafe cameron#outer banks#drew starkey
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*bed squeaking noises*
#kathryn hahn#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathrynhahnedit#mommy#marvel#mommy k!nk#wlw#oh my god#women in suits#so hot and sexy#hot as hell#she's so fine#i need her#need her#meow#meow meow#yes ma’am#yes mistress
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set out to create a serious, canonesque drawing with which to say "feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me mystery speculate" but only got going when i made it bowling and the rarepair agenda
#not that i imagine anything w/mordecai's Rare so much as: diluted range of possibilities lol. probably someones on that mordecai/virgil life#when it turns out it takes several tries to start to get more solid footing at drawing characters for the first time: What The?????#i actually don't think i ever tried drawing lackadaisy before; against all odds....if i had i would've had a head start lol#lackadaisy#corned beef#any collectively used pairing name here? mordenico? nicodecai? in absence of otherwise Knowing:#nicodeme savoy#mordecai heller#me in '07 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! me in '23 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! & guess how i've always felt years in between#goddd perusing the gallery bonus art afresh recently just like WOWWW i'm SOOO#the collages of full-body drawings for book purchases i think like my GOD i love to see it. plus that the Extra Stuff gallery means there's#such a variety like. stuff that's clearly noncanon; stuff that could be / kinda is; jokes; portraits; story / characters insight....waaughh#also shoutout to everyone behind all the mordecais in KS Backer Art 1 & 2 like ''sexy mordecai please'' apparently lmao. hell yeah#anyways my Marigold Bowling Team headcanons are simple and straightforward: nicodeme w/the muscle can get a strike from the force of having#hit one pin that smashes into all the others; but don't underestimate his versatility. mordecai with the precision / method & absolutely#who you want trying to hit the only pin left on the lane. serafine's got like serpentine curveballs changing velocity halfway down the lane#and they've All got pointing a gun at the people setting pins / returning balls b/c that wasn't automated back in the twenties#back when everyone had customized printed tees....oh fun fact. a real live kitty cat crinkled that first pic's paper by jumping on it#or really; ricocheting off of it. classic#also the ''i want people to seriously consider nicodeme/mordecai. but also sillily'' purposes have me using Close Contact as a shorthand#it's earnest and can sure be [longhand] too but you go ''You Could Never HC Datingly Affection ft. An Always Touch Averse Character'' & i?#well i scoff derisively and slowly swivel my chair around to face you; arms crossed; smhing....hah. how greatly you underestimate my power.#you're throwing [hcs for a romance ft. an autistic character] & [that ft. an asexual character] & i'm grabbing them midair & Sips Them#ha ha why these replenish my health And experience bars....#Never Be Afraid To Forget To Draw Mordecai's Glasses Or That You Also Put Your Thumb In A Bowling Ball....he's warming up. or w/e.#nicodeme w/the boxing experience shoulders massage trope. giving that pep talk#or you can go ''get a strike or we kill you'' b/c you never have to find out if he's joking or not#mordecai unfazed b/c that's the stakes in this business (bowling) & he's autistic so always having to ignore Everyone being weird/confusing#haven't come up with a lackadaisy's team bowling pun name lol.#still feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me brainstorm mitzi n mordecai's murder mystery ;w; enrichment
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Just read a Loki series on AO3 and the last chapter was uploaded 2 years ago 😭 this is why I don’t read series anymore I get way too invested in it and then my heart gets shattered not knowing how it ends. It’s such a good fic pls I need more
#loki laufeyson#loki odinson#loki#loki x f!reader#sub!loki#kinda#series#sexy loki#sub loki#oh my god#alex talks#alexxx talks#that's all i can say
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These stupid bastards… I love them.
#I just finished the watch novels and oh my god#they’re so dumb they’re so perfect they’re so strange#im also obsessed with vetinari I can’t help it he’s weird and imposing and sexy AND a cane user? Yeah sign me up#havelock vetinari#lord vetinari#discworld#samuel vimes#sam vimes#vetvimes#discworld art#Vimes is putting on his “im belligerent” face but failing to contain his flusteredness#and vetinari is smug as all hell#sketchies#my art
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Do you like overwatch - and if so who's your fav?
//long drag of cigarette// overwatch huh.... havent heard that name in years..... i remember her fondly tho...
#snap chats#i did love overwatch for a while IM SORRY#thats why i love rivals ig ..... im already used to hero shooters and all now i just get to play with my favorite dolls jvLEAKJAK#as for faves Of Course i have faves for each role: sigma hanzo zen#zen and hanzo were def my main picks i think last i checked i had 150+ hours on zen and i think 120 on hanzo?#i didnt play tank much once overwatch. ''''''upgraded''''''' to 2 but in OW1 i pkayed dva and zarya a lot#tho at a point i did pick tank back up and i'd play sigma ... i love grandpa..... also a very strong and balanced tank he's excellent#sigma AND ramattra oh my god i love ramattra so much hes so cool ... and sexy Now Who Said That#i actually wanted to be a sym main when i first played OW but i couldnt get into her.. i still think she's cool tho..#mostly cause whenever id join a game we'd need a healer so <:) id pick zen.. but i genuinely love zen too !!!!#he's so fun to play i love me a lil robot monk !!!!! also he has a takoyaki skin and takoyaki is Top Five Food Ever to me#anyway... the last tiem i played overwatch was maybe two years ago???? def a long time#uhhhh honorable mention is reaper ..... of course i love Death. also flanking and kiling as him was just gen fun#and i mean while 76's playstyle wasnt ever my faovirte .. i did think he was kinda fine tho ... yk before they gave him a FUCKASS BEARD#see thats where my disdain for beards began. also that haircut Stop That. What Is That. he looked so much cooler with the mask..#ive rambled about OW enough tho. i could prob go on forever i really did love this game when i played it lol ...
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Katsuki would absolutely make those thirst trap cooking TikToks
#yknow the ones where they wayyy over sexualize what they’re doing#yeah he’s got an entire series of them for PR#everyone in the comments is like ‘oh my god his partner is so lucky’#and you’re just clowning him the whole time he films just out of sight#he tries to tease you and be all sexy and you’re just laughing and telling him to get his lame ass away from you#you finally chime in one time on the comments and say the only perk of these videos is that you’re eating what he cooks after#he stops letting you watch him film because you make him laugh#so you start duetting reaction videos that people go crazy for#Bakugou imagine#bakugou headcanons#Bakugou Katsuki
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u ever come up with an idea that is so UNBEARABLY cringe but is also combining everything ur into so it IS unfortunately so hot u may pass out
anyway a/b/o but with character A allergic to their partner's heat/rut pheromones.
still being affected in the manner of a/b/o pheromones so they are out of their mind horny
but also they can't stop sneezing.
the partner doesn't care (they are too horny. OR they have the fetish? (´⊙ω⊙`) ?)
#snz kink#just imagine the omega being locked on their knot and the alpha just keeps sneezing pathetically into their shoulder (ʘᴗʘ✿)#or vice versa?! omega is the one sensitive to alpha pheromones#and they're fucked out and knotted & overwhelmed by their alpha laid over/under them and they just keep!!! sneezing and sneezing#alpha like PLEASE U ARE CLAMPING ON MY KNOT EVERY TIME I CAN'T TAKE IT#i am panting and growling like an angry cat. sorry.#anyway i am known even irl for being really into a/b/o but with exacting tastes in it so might as well put this out here#like oh my god.#what do u mean a physical need that comes on slowly or suddenly and can't always be suppressed#and takes away all control * u *#hm! wonder why that's sexy to me!#to be clear the cringe part to me here is not the a/b/o#it is the very dubious possibility of the concept of a “pheromone allergy”#however i now cannot be stopped
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its been like. nearly a year (How.) already but i cannot lie theres Still a part in the back of my brain occupied with and being thoroughly entertained by the way that childes confirmed 4.0 complete self-awareness over waking up the narwhal at 14 recontextualizes some key liyue things leading to some very funny self indulgent scenarios in my head
like yes chili is old news its basic please excuse me for predictable popular ship crimes (do NOT however associate me w the crimes of fanon against their actual range. theyre peak to Me) but i just keep replaying the imagery of zhongli and childe back on their homoerotic Professional Working Relationship bullshit where their flirting passed the jkjk unless treshold of even remotely plausible deniability like 8 exorbitantly priced business dinners ago and theyre just like. doing that whole song and dance now neither committing to a move except zhonglis presently feeling moderately conflicted (but nonetheless fairly unfazed at) by the prospects of actually developing some sort of a thing for the harbinger hes supposed to puppet master into executing the major story climax of his 67-step retirement plan bc he turned out to be quite the strangely charming ginger specimen (to His weird fucking 6000 year old tastes at least. they deserve each other) with some fascinating life ambitions he cant help but be enraptured by.
but because hes still 100% Locked In on his entire plan zhonglis also just . simultaneously dual wielding his coy-ass "i like you and am taking it slow to Savor this developing relationship (Also bc of the Geo Archon Shaped Elephant In The Room) except am old as shit so my languid sense of time inadvertedly Automatically turns my behavior into an equivalent of the dark souls boss of playing hard2get" act (cue "waddup im ajax 24 and im in fucking agony with this hot funeral consultant". Yes they live like this) AND also meticulously theorycrafting like 12 moves in advance for his 6d chess play of leaving the most subtly crafted trail of breadcrumbs behind for the tsaritsas 11th to follow into the intended & completely "Coincidental" idea of unleashing the one particular sealed sea deity that zhongli Specifically wants momentarily released for his sweet 6k retirement party and graduation test for the nation hes helicopter parented for 3.7k years .
like. this is zhongli we r talking about the guy Absolutely has it planned out down to a fucking art like he has an entire branching path dialogue tree planned and memorized like its a visual novel for every possible way he can conveniently namedrop osial in a non-suspect way and also that he just happens to be sealed right over there across the harbor (what a coincidence!) and also to slip in the intel about the latent power of the sigil of permission etc etc. like zhonglis just out there doing all this massive galaxy brain computational work simultaneously while infodumping on an academic level about whichever subject childes latest random comment of amicable small talk happened to remind him of because in his helicopter parent in remission mind its Absolutely Critical that the idea about releasing osial occurs Completely organically in childes mind it Has to he Cannot risk revealing anything . (hes in remission not in recovery guys.) so like here we are. he requested notes from the tsaritsa Personally on the character of her 11th just to ensure every move was painstakingly crafted to draw him Specifically to the intended conclusion without risking revealing his true identity .
except. the thing . neither he. nor the tsaritsa . would have been informed of . is that this simply isnt childes first fucking rodeo waking up an eldritch city sized sea creature . and he is very well aware of this fact . he woke that beautiful wonderful beloved huge fucking narwhal up by himself had his brain chemistry Immediately and Irrevocably rewired as a direct consequence do you fucking think hes somehow stopped thinking about that singular moment for even a second since then???
yeah . thought so.
so what actually ends up happening in reality is theyll be on another definitely-serious-business-not-just-a-date and zhonglis going to get down to like dialogue selection part 10 of the 86 step conversation tree at Most where hes only beginning to like Vaguely allude to the key pieces of information involved but it turns out Because Hes That Guy (TM) And Has Been There Done That Before childes basic pattern recognition and sense of irony simply proceed to kick in Way ahead of time and hes Immediately perking up like Hey wouldnt it be really fucking funny if i wake up an eldritch sea beast Again . like just in case. as a last ditch effort .
and zhonglis just sitting there seeing the gears turn in his head as they enjoy their cringe fucking picnic (bc they just stare at each other intently like that nowadays its a thing. being in a room with them by this point is essentially a human rights violation) and is just completely fucking flabbergasted and lost on how in the hell childes speedran his way to that conclusion at what amounts to barely a 13% completion rate in his whole overkill fucking plan (just 1 of 3 contingencies btw) and its like yes he has his intended outcome but also precisely 0 idea on how the fuck said outcome was reached the way it was this fast . like hes still winning its His plan thats well underway and ahead of schedule but How
(pov: ur selling the concept of waking up destructive sea creatures to the guy who woke up a celestial body eating cosmic whale at 14)
anyway its truly beautiful i absolutely detest these two and have prime liyue AQ hijinks nostalgia now thank you for the lore drop that allowed this to become canon in my head hoyo
#im sorry for completely out of nowhere ship posting dude idk where this came from . i had to get it off my chest ig . runs away#chili my dearest i miss em . theyre the most normal business partners to lovers dynamic to me NO drama whatsoever they just#happen to be insane fucking people and thats why it ends up weird . but relationship wise. bland as SHIT they just get along well#drama?? betrayal?? angst?? NO. 1 spar and childe forgives instantly we all know this to be true#theyre so fucking basic as a couple bc both of them being as weird as they are just ends up canceling out#bc neither is unnerved by the insane shit the other comes with . and they just like. date normally . and make a semi-open committed ldr wor#they simply civilly agree not to bring up the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Religious differences .#6k yo highly suspect god known for signing NDA with celestia dating guy intent on torching the fucking place personally like .#'we make it work despite our differences 😌'#and the known self-admitted heretic if it gives him power looking to conquer the world just#'oh no need to Rush the agenda after all im still busy getting stronger 😊 in time watch tf out tho <333 youre so sexy aha'#dont listen to bland tropey fanon guysss listen to me they could be so fucking peak. they Are to me#altho childe pairings are so weird to me now being a true narwhal truther. theyre all basically a love triangle to me now LKWDJKWDKJWDKJ#like listen. they could be in love they could be the same entity they could be opposites. nemeses. platonic soulmates. romantic rivals. idc#BUT whatever the fuck they are i want them together please thank uuuuuuuu so like. added hysteria factor to any other ship w ajax .#hes still fucking cheating on his narwhalllll on all levels. romantic. platonic. cosmic. unphased by any attempts at defining their bond#with mere words. what are they??? no clue. still cheating. no i dont explain my poetry often. theyre simply everything to me xx#how do i even fucking tag this man its not rly childeposting worthy is it....#and im not abt to risk breaching containment in the chili tag.........................#guess its just#genshin#rambles#lmaooo wjkdwkjwjkdjkdw
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Devastating: bunch of people you like all agreeing on a Terrible point.
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