#oh my god no no no no noooooooooooo

[spamgyu]

bruvs i just fell to my knees

[gilliontidestriderchampionoftheu]

CANTRIP??

[hearts1ckness]

me, who hasn’t watched critical role in years, seeing that not ONLY are there nonbinary robots in the newest campaign, but they’re also in a t4t relationship

[vonlipvig]

NO WHAT THE FUCK, INTRODUCE ME. WHAT THE FUCK. I'M KILLING MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS PARTY YOU'RE FUCKING OVER MY WHOLE CAREFULLY CRAFTED PLAN WHAT THE FUCK.

[infizero]

OH NOOOOOOOOOO

[kitkat-the-muffin]

I'll take the photoshop and humanization please

Aight I’ll get to it in three to five business days 👍

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙20 weeks you say… | LN4˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x pregnant!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: sexual references but not major, mainly fluff with some joking/play fighting yk the vibes

summary: in which your pregnancy announcement is met with an unexpected response

a/n: chose lando coz im obsessed with him atm😭😭😭 also i think this plot suits him better lol. it's pretty short but it fits the plot best imo!

request!!!: Can I request reader and driver, maybe Carlos or lando, announce her pregnancy only for fans to put together that the baby is a result of a race win

my masterlist

fc: various blonde girls from pinterest

instagram ->

yourusername

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yourusername we've been keeping a secret… 20 weeks and counting 🕊️

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user1 OH MY GOD

yourmother im crying again y/n!

yourusername you better stop by the time baby's here!

lilyzneimer so happy for you guys 🥹

yourusername tysm angel <3

iamrebeccad amazing news ❤️

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alexandrasaintmleux congratulations ❤️

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francisca.cgomes ahhh cant wait for baby to be born!

yourusername 🥹🥹🥹

user2 all the wags comments!! so cute

carlossainz55 are you sure?

yourusername 😂😂😂 yes lando is going to be a father for the 500th time

user3 hahahaha poor lando

charles_leclerc wow sending love to you both! congratulations!

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oscarpiastri congratulations to my favourite couple!

yourusername thanks osc 😊

danielricciardo contrats 🎉

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logansargeant wow congratulations guys

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user4 20 weeks you say... 🧐

landonorris posted a story

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user5 ahh she's so gorgeous

user6 i can't believe u guys are gonna have a baby omg 😭

user7 wowwww

user8 cant wait for baby norris 🥹

lilyzneimer you better be looking after her

landonorris i am!!!

lilyzneimer good.... im watching

landonorris scary

yourmother look after my baby!

landonorris i am!!! why does no one believe me

yourmother she's carrying precious cargo

landonorris oh dont i know it 😭

twitter ->

messages ->

instagram ->

landonorris

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landonorris anyway 🤫

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user16 r u telling us to shut up lando 🥺🥺

landonorris yes actually y/n is mad at u guys!

user17 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

user18 smh coz u guys r always running ur mouth

user19 what happened? what did u guys do this time 🤔

user20 ...worked out when their baby was conceived...

user21 HAHAHAHAHHA

user22 too far i fear

carlossainz55 me personally, i think it's funny

landonorris well...

yourusername shut up both of you

carlossainz55 sorry y/n

oscarpiastri forgive & forget 😌

user23 yup i agree with oscar! forgive us y/n

yourusername hmmm.... NO!

user24 HAHAHAHA

user25 hahahah poor y/n!

user26 it was a special race win tbf, we'd all have done the same thing y/n <3

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messages ->

instagram ->

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yourusername lil update. we r so ready for baby now

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user27 omg she's so much bigger now

user28 what's the gender??

user29 they havent told us

user30 ur glowing y/n

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user31 she liked this.. maybe she is forgiving us :)

lilyzneimer miss you in the garage babe

yourusername miss you so much! please come visit soon lol

lilyzneimer omg i will🥹🥹

mclaren we cant wait to meet little norris!

liked by yourusername, landonorris

iamrebeccad gorgeous girl

yourusername ily

user32 carlando & landoscar lives on in their wags friendships tbh

oscarpiastri lando is miserable without u, hurry up & have the baby & get back to races

yourusername what do u think im trying to do oscar? 🤨

oscarpiastri yea true. my bad

landonorris i dont like ur tone

oscarpiastri im so sorry

landonorris better

user33 LOL😭😭

time skip 🧡

landonorris posted a story

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yoursister is everything ok?

landonorris i'll keep you updated, dont worry

yoursister you better

user34 she's sooo cute

user35 i cant wait for her to have the baby ahh

user36 giggling & kicking her feet she's jus a girl fr

lilyzneimer keep me updated please

landonorris 😂 will add you to the baby update group chat

lilyzneimer please do omg

carlossainz55 dont freak out

landonorris easy for you to say

landonorris

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landonorris first month with our daughter x

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user37 OMG FINALLY NEWS

user38 a girl omg

user39 lando a girl dad!!!

user40 awwww a beautiful daughter from winning in miami

landonorris DONT BRING THIS UP AGAIN

user40 oop-my bad

user41 HAHAHAHA

user42 they deffo nickname her miami

oscarpiastri congratulations 🥂

landonorris 🧡

lilyzneimer 🥹🥹🥹🥹 so gorgeous

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carlossainz55 congratulations both of you!

landonorris thanks for all ur help 🫡

carlossainz55 it's nothing :)

yourusername god i love you 🥹

landonorris i love YOU

yourusername posted a story

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user43 HAHAHAHA

user44 ur not mad at us 🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

user55 this is sooo funny & cute omg i love her

yoursister 😭😭stop it

yourusername hahahaha it is kind of funny tho

lilyzneimer ignoring the caption, u guys are so cute

yourusername 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

landonorris best gift i could ever ask for 😌 i love you

THE END 🧡

[brine-in-my-eyes]

yall ever get overworked so much you literalyl cant process words no more like damn yalll im illterate now

everyone dni

[silenthilllz]

I FORGOT BUMBEBLEE GOT FUCKING SHOT

[rwac96]

Bad Luck Amuck (RWBY Shitpost)

Qrow: *shaking his flask* "Empty. This can't be good."

Ruby: *approaches* "Uncle Qrow, what's wrong?"

Qrow: *exhales* "Ruby, I'm outta whiskey."

Ruby: *smiles* "So, you won't get drunk and be smelly for a while."

Qrow: *serious* "Ruby, do you remember what my Semblance is?"

Ruby: *blinks* "Luck--." *realization* "Oh, fudge."

---

*Yang was riding Bumblebee, until the front wheel suddenly lost a bolt, came loose and the cycle tipped over, causing Yang to be flung across the Valeian street*

Yang: *tossed* "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"

*Pyrrha and Jaune are sitting at a diner, enjoying an outing and it seems like Jaune leans in to kiss his partner...until Yang crashes in through the window and crash lands on the knight*

Pyrrha: *horrified* "Oh, Gods!" *stands up* "Jaune, Yang--Huh!?"

*Jaune did end up kissing...Yang, who quickly gets up, red-faced*

Jaune: *confused* "YANG?!"

Yang: *blushing* "Oh, Gods! My bike lost a wheel, I wiped out and I got smooched by VB!" *covers her face* "My luck can't get worse than this!"

*Yang is then lifted up by her gauntlets...by an unamused Pyrrrha, brandishing Milo with murderous intent*

Yang: *eyes widened* "It was an accident! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!"

---

*Weiss was in a sparring match against Cardin and she was about to fire some Ice Dust until the chamber in Myternaster jammed*

Weiss: *alarmed* "What!?" *presses the trigger again, nothing* "No! Not now!"

Cardin: *tightens his grip on The Executioner* "Perfect!"

*Cardin charged towards Weiss, swinging his mace and landing a devastating blow upon her stomach, hurling her towards the edge of the arena and shattering her Aura*

Weiss: *on the ground* "Ugh! Weapon jammed and beaten by that brute. This can't get any worse--."

Coco: "HEY! Where the hell are her panties?!"

Weiss: *blushes* "WHAT?!" *she quickly tugs her skirt down...accidentally tearing her entire dress off...now naked for all to see* "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

---

*Blake was sprinting with all of her ability, fleeing from an angry mob as she had lost her bow...her feline ears exposing her Faunus Heritage*

Enraged Valeian: *brandishing a gun* "GET HER! GET THAT ANIMAL!!"

Radicalized Youth: "HANG HER!!" *holding a noose* "I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE!!"

Blake: *running* "I told Ruby I didn't want to dogsit Zwei, and this happens! This can't get any--!"

*Blake bumps into something, no someone...a White Fang Member and their comrades...recognizing Blake, who was now surrounded*

Blake: *tearing up* "N-No...."

WF Grunt: "DEATH TO THE TRAITOR!!"

Radicalized Youth: "KILL HER AND THE OTHER ANIMALS!!"

Blake: *cornered, sobbing* "Brothers, NOOOO!!!"

---

Ruby: *pale* "Oh, no. I gotta warn--UGGHH!!" *she keels over, clutching her stomach* "Oh, Gods!"

Qrow: *alarmed* "RUBY!!"

Ruby: *growing paler* "I think... I think that brownie was worse than bad..."

[cheekyboybeth]

Marauders incorrect quotes

James: part of the problem is he is the brother of a close friend of mine

Sirius: oh

James: more than a friend, a Marauder

Sirius: oh gossip!

Sirius: who is it? Who is it??

James: …

Sirius: who is it, James?

James: …

Sirius, realising: who…

James: it’s okay

Sirius: no no no no no no, no

Sirius: oh my god, oh my god!

Sirius, running out of the room: noooooooooooo!

[asleepyy]

ngl i was kinda expecting to see azazel just plain discorporate from the wound without dissolving their body too since it looks like there wont be a fire but OH MY GOD THAT WAS WORSE. THAT WAS SO MUCH WORSE. FUCK YOU HEAVEN, FJCK YOU HELL, FUCK....... AUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH I XANT WAIT TWO WEKS FOR THE NEXT ONE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

(kinda wanna write a fic where the body is left.... but i wont . unless. i dont know. depends on how heartbreaking the next installment is) (which i trust it will be Bad. ough( (amazing work as always btw <3)

AHAHAAAAA yes, well!! sorry you guys actually had to wait so long, but, new update this week ^_^!

(if you ever to write the fic....let me know >: ) )

[crazylittlejester]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD NO. I HAVE TO FUCKING GO TO WORK TOMORROW. OH GOD. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[yanny09]

Am I a bad person to have a more lighthearted relationship with the god(s) i devote to? 😓 someone else i know has a very formal and strict relationship with apollo and mine with him is more informal and lighthearted, and they keep telling me I'm wrong for it and that it's not the traditional way of doing it and I feel really bad about it now because I don't want to disrespect the culture or anything

hello anon!! good question, DO I NEED TO SCREAM TO THE WORLD THAT EVERYONES RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE GODS 👏IS👏DIFFERENT👏 dear anon, your not doing anything wrong. im surprised apollo hasnt beaten your friends ass for telling you flat out that you are wrong. apollo loves you dearly and if he feels he should personally present himself in a lighthearted way oh he will. it doesnt mean your wrong no no no, it means your different and the gods love different. respectfully i think you need to humble your friend, they have NO RIGHT in telling you "Oh NoooOOoooOOOo yoUUuuerrr WRooonnNNgg!!" it sounds like jealousy and god DAMN it stinks. your relationship with apollo is beautiful, hes there for you. i repeat DO NOT let someone tell you that you are wrong okay? your not disrespectful. Thank you anon for your lovely question!! anyone still reading? YOU ARE?? gotta question? yes, no, maybe so? hit up my page im answering everything!!

[katiefratie]

Doug Meat!!!! I'm so glad you made it here bud I love you oh my god no he's not allowed to die in moments....no.....NOOOOOO HE CHOKES ON THE MINT NOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD SHE CALLS HIM GRANDSON AND SAVES HIS LIFE HES GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mossyfart]

Empire of death liveblog

-

Cowboy" oughh

MORRIS HAS A GUN???

IT KILLED THE VLINX NO

KATE??????? WHAT???????? KATE?????? NO.

MRS FLOOD??????? HUH????????

NOOOOOOOOOOOO CARLA

Ohhhh thats the tardis they were in in the tales of the tardis

HE WAS ON THE TARDIS THE WHOLE TIME????

Sexy you better kick him out /j

OHHH SHIT THIS IS FR THE DOCTORS SWEARING

"why haven't you killed me" have you ever considered you can't be killed pookie

"sute" NAH

Oughhhh Mel and 6's stuff :(

RUBY ROO

LAUNGUAGE OF ROPE

SHITT 73 YARDS??

OH MY GOD 14 AND DONNA-

Flux x2 :(

YESSSSSS LOOSE YOUR SHIT THANK YOU

Aww she's got 7s vest :(

Tiny 13 tardis fireplace

OH SHIT MEL

RODGER?????

Oughh Tardis kiss

MEL :(((

NOOOOOOO

SLAYYYYY RUBYYY

WHISTLE CONTROL TARDIS!!!

Wait so Susan Twist could be Susan...?

YIPPIEE EVERYONES ALIVE

Oughhh Kate and guard guy

Bad wolf era

OUGHHHHHH

OUGHHHHHH NOW HES SAD CUZ HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE COMES FROM :(

IS SHE LEAVING???

RUBYYY :(((

NOT HIM TRYING TO BE STOIC FOR HER :(

WHAT.

MRS FLOOD??????

What.

HUH?????