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Lil bit of the boob this morning

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if you spend enough time in spaces that love and celebrate trans and intersex bodies,

the tendency of everyone (even in “progressive” or “Left” or “body positive” spaces) to invoke the small penis as supposedly self-evidently signifying poor morals, incompetence, and undesirability

will start to stand out more and more as the fashy talking point it is.

a small penis? like hard fat tdick? like soft feminine estrogenized girl dick? like a clit/penis that doesn’t penetrate and so is easiest to pleasure in ways outside the specific kind of sex enforced on the world by the church?

like a shaft that’s a size eugenicist doctors are so invested in hiding the existence of (because heaven forbid people realize sex is a social construct) that they forcibly operate on infants?

that’s the body part you’re invoking as a negative symbol? what are your politics again?

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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

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"we want to protect the kids!!"

— in a way that will also protect them from their parents & guardians right?

"what"

— if a parent or guardian wanted to abuse their child, would what you're trying to do make it harder for them?

"..."

— *pulls out a chart that shows 76% of abused children were victimized by a parent or legal guardian* will what you're advocating for make it easier for the majority child abusers, which is overwhelmingly parents & guardians, to get away with abuse?

"idk what this has to do with anything we just want to restrict children's freedoms more & give parents more control over them. you know. to protect them from adults who want to abuse them"

Every. Single. Time.

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only 5 seconds

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4 to 6 whole pickles straight from the jar would fix me

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*Gently informing you it only takes like 20 minutes to make penne alla vodka*

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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

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*gripping my hands so hard on a young trans persons shoulders that their bones are about to break*

do not log on to 4chan.com. do not get involved in passing olympics. you will always lose. do not put afab/amab/tma/tme, that is cisgender society trying to know your “real” gender. you do not exist to please cisgender people. there is no ‘right’ way to be trans. learn your goddamn history, listen to your elders. listen to other disenfranchised groups. listen to intersex people and check yourself for intersexism. listen to trans poc and check yourself for racism. listen to disabled people and check yourself for ableism. be open to learning always. labels are meant to fit you, not the other way around. you are not weird or predatory for simply being attracted to others. you’re fine if you’re not a skinny white twink or a barbie doll. you’re fine if your body is ‘weird’. you’re fine if you don’t have heavy or any dysphoria. it’s okay if you actually don’t want to transition or anything like that. life is worth living at any stage, you deserve to be happy. I SWEAR THAT YOU ARE OKAY!!!!!

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About to enter my “writing smut” era