#gasp an ask

[kitkat-the-muffin]

What would Chase do if he found out Buddy is actually a small key (ridiculous anwsers only)

Give him small kisses 🥺

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[housederiva]

H-hey BioWare? This isn't okay

[shorthaltsjester]

watching the sdcc panel and i am just very :) about how sweet their answers to “what are some of the micro moments from the game that have stuck with you the most over the years?” are. taliesin saying what the fuck is up with that which was the first like The Party Gets To Know Each Other moments of c3. travis saying asking his wife if he could kiss her in campaign. marisha going way back to the cannonball competition in campaign one. ashley choosing the beauyasha date but also just the silly goat noise matt made. liam adding onto that to compliment matt roleplaying grass so well and then saying his favourite moment was writing a story for laura and reading it to her as caleb for jester. and then matt saying that was his answer, and that his favourite moments of the game are when they find ways to give gifts to each other whether tangible or not. and sam saying his favourite moments have less to do with the story and is more so when he can just. see his friends across the table from him. when marisha perches and when laura and ashley are (badly) drawing dicks and liam saying he loves when sam sneezes and ashley tells him to stop it and just. yeah. they Are an extremely popular online powerhouse, but i’m so happy that they’re also friends building a world together out of gifts to and love for one another.

like i Am so enamoured with the characters and the world of exandria but the moments when you can feel the love that those people have for each other reach out from behind the stained glass of their performances (to steal a metaphor from brennan lee mulligan) are so extremely special and i am endlessly grateful that they decided to share their silly little home game with the world.

[stealingpotatoes]

just finished the jedi survivor campaign and i am Desperate for Cal and Merrin (and bonus Kata?) anyway They are my only thoughts rn

(also i love your artstyle sm, it tickles something in my brain that makes your art so much fun to look at)

GOOD THOUGHTS TO BE HAVING and thank you!! i will now use you as an excuse to post this little merrical kids re-design/doodle sheet i did that has one (1) kata

[eddiesghxst]

i just saw your stalker!eddie but there’s so little of stalker!reader on here like omg it would be hot!!

oh…oh absolutely we can walk this path🫣

you see him at a coffee shop. he works there, made your coffee and signed a little heart right next to your name and something just clicked. he goes to the college right down the street, same as you, and lives a few blocks away with two friends— steve and robin. he’s got a good environment. good friends, ones that really care about him and support his dream to be a musician. he plays at a local bar every weekend, you go routinely and linger in the dark corners, watching him step into red lights and become the star he was born to be.

he goes to school, hates everything about it, but robin forces him out the door every morning. he’s an art major, didn’t wanna spoil his love for music with assigned essays and projects. and he’s good at art. not the best of the best, but there’s room for improvement. his art is dark and chaotic, something that’s been done before, but there’s a dash of eddie in every single one of them that makes it different, makes it completely his.

he doesn’t date, more so just has little booty calls now and then, and although it kills you that these people have touched what’s yours, you stay quiet. calm and observing, because if you run too fast you may burn.

he deals on the side, just weed, stopped selling hard shit years ago. only deals at parties, more chaos to blend in and easy to slip out at a moments notice.

it takes you months to build up the courage, months of studying him and preparing yourself to be the right fit for him, but when the time comes it’s perfect.

the party is loud and he looks beautiful under neon lights, and you can smell him so vividly this close— much better than the stolen shirts and boxers you’ve stolen.

you say the words you’ve been practicing in the mirror for weeks now, nothing big nothing small, you just simply ask him if you can buy from him.

and eddie smiles, admiring you for a moment before nodding. the exchange is quick and you can hardly keep your fingers from shaking with a mix of excitement and nerves, but eddie thinks it’s cute. before he lets you go he asks for your name. you tell him and he smiles, tells you it’s a pretty name before biding you a good night. and he watches you melt into the crowd with a warm feeling in his chest.

he’d been waiting for his little shadow to say hello.

[koshercosplay]

Neil gaiman is a Zionist :(

this is so funny because if you google "neil gaiman zionist" nearly all of the links are to unsourced tumblr posts or responses to a single tweet from 2015 that just acknowledges Israel's existence

I see gaiman has once again committed the heinous crime of Being Jewish When Israel Is In The News

[zu-is-here]

Zu, Cross can't criss-cross. Like every time he sits on the floor his legs are not crossed (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

＼＼\\ Objection! //／／

Maybe he can! (〃ω〃)☆ (Perhaps he's sitting with his legs tucked under him, so his feet are hidden under the fabric, but there's not enough space behind him, his knees are far enough from each other and he's too low, leaned and slightly hunched, so it seems like he's sitting cross-legged >:D)

[messrmoonyy]

LH! and HH! ARTHUR AND BLOODY VIRGINITY LOSS ??? all i can think abt is him looking down and marveling at the mess </3

What happened to ‘hello. How are you’. Lmao I’m kidding this was just well it was something to see first thing opening the app 😭💀 but okay. Let’s have some more smutty Arthur thoughts!!

NSFW discussions. Minors do not interact.

Firstly, HH!Arthur would be honoured that you wanted him to be your first. And he’d double triple quadruple check because he wouldn’t feel worthy of it. He’d make sure you were okay the entire time. And if there was blood he’d make sure you knew it was fine, it was normal. Think “ shh darlin ain’t nothin’ wrong with a lil blood. I got ya “ He’d be honoured and amazed at having blood on him that’s not from something vicious and violent, but something loving. Something special. He’d want to look at it but he wouldn’t want you to see in case it worried you, so he’d take a glance and then prop himself over you so you couldn’t see anything but his face. But he’d keep that mental image for a long time after.

If you know me or my hcs of LH!arthur at all , you know my LH!Arthur is a cocky son of a bitch and my lord he’d be thrilled to be your first. The second he saw any blood? Lord he’d be feral “ that’s right darlin ain’t no one ever had this pussy but me, ain’t that right? “ I’m screaming and kicking my feet rn. He wouldn’t be able to tear his eyes away, watching his cock split you open for the first time, knowing he’s the only person you’ve ever had? Seeing himself all slick with your blood and how wet you are for him? And he’d want you to see “ look at ya, makin such a pretty mess f’me “ he’d make you look at the way your blood smeared on his skin, the way it smudged onto your thighs as he holds them open. He wants you to see the mess you’re making and who you’re making it for

[ethan-acfan]

Okay, so I like to imagine that all pjo characters have some weird traits from their powers that really aren't that noticeable unless you point it out, so here is my list of weird traits they all have

Percy: gets dehydrated really easily, needs way more water than the average person. Also, his hands get wrinkles faster in water (like under 5 minutes)

Jason: has a lot of static around him all the time, shocks people every time he touches them. Also, he's just completely given up on trying to get his hair to sit normally

Hazel: has really spatial awareness, but only when she is outside in contact with dirt. She also hates concrete with a burning passion, like it blocks her senses almost, and it just feels weird. Let that girl roll around in the grass

Piper: never gets a sore throat, like literally never, she can be surrounded by people with strep throat and never get sick

Leo: has never gotten a cold or the flu because his body is so naturally hot that a virus can't survive inside him. He also has a larger lung capacity and is always taking deep breaths, like he needs a lot of oxygen, and he can not hold his breath for longer than 10 seconds, no matter how hard he tries

Nico: is really food at figuring out and manipulating someone's fears. Like he knows someone's fear within 3 seconds of being near them. Also, he can never be snuck up on because he just knows if someone is near him (he is sensing their soul, and that's why) but large crows also suck because all those souls get overwhelming

Frank: Complete disney princess vibes, is really good at understanding what an animal wants due to body language and animals are just drawn to him, birds will just land on him at random points of the day if he is outside

Annabeth: really good situational awareness and is really good at coming to compromises. She can get two complete opposing sides to agree on something if she tries hard enough. Battle tactics also mean diplomatic solutions

Will: can tell if someone is sick just by looking at them, can also tell what that disease is if he touches them. Also, he never gets sunburned

[kitkat-the-muffin]

NO WAY CHARLIE AND THE UNDERWORLD FAN SPITTED (i havent finished it but KAFBWOBTOSBFEK)

Mm yes Charlie and the Underworld not Charlie in Underworld but in fact Charlie standing slightly to the left of hit mobile visual novel Underworld Office—

I’m messing with you hi XD

[baksuz-art]

Hi!! Could you perhaps draw my silly orange loaf? His name is Socks (name pending) and he has white socks and purrs like a truck. He looks angry but he’s very sweet, promise

orang is eeping, pls no disturb 🍊 he's such a sweet heart, look at him kneading hahaha 🧡 please pet him for me too! this is the first time i try something like this with colour, pls be gentle with me 😔 but ofc there's a grayscale version too, which is always my favourite thing to do hahaha

bonus:

i gave Socks a pair of socks :3

reblogs are greatly appreciated! 🍊

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 100

“What are you, a Kent?” 

It’s a saying in the world of the supernatural. A well-known one even. See, several, many generations back, no one quite knows when, the Kent family managed to run afoul of a particularly nasty creature who laid a curse upon them. The original wording, no one quite knows either, but the gist, everyone is aware of. For no firstborns will be born to them before they already have one. 

It was supposed to be airtight in a way, a curse that would end the entire bloodline really. For a child to exist before they could have a child? How could that be? 

Well. That curse had… backfired. It had backfired massively. Most, at least back when blood was everything, didn’t exactly ponder things like adoption to those outside of their own bloodline. The Kents however, lived in a very simple village, one that had disease spread through it often back then, leaving families childless and children parentless. 

What were they to do but take them in? And so they had a son, many sons and daughters even, before their firstborn. Now of course, most would simply dismiss it afterwards. After all, that was the end of the story, isn’t it? 

Well, no. See, the curse was a family-line curse, a just in case perhaps, that meant that each generation could not have any children until they had children. Perhaps it should have ended there, but well. It didn’t. 

Kents are a strange breed in the world of the supernatural, known for having a… bit of an adoption problem. If any child or babe were to be left near their land, one can be assured the family line would take them in as their own. 

Fae, demon, human, changeling, satyr, cyclops, half-breeds, werewolf- it didn’t matter. A Kent would gladly pick the child up and raise it as their own. And now, they could add aliens to that long, long list in the family line. 

And really, perhaps with this context, is it really surprising that when one Clark Kent, said alien, opens his door to a basket on his doorstep holding a trio of godlings, he takes them in with no questions asked? 

[mashamorevvna]

loghain, most normal fereldan man, upon being asked to sleep with a hot brunette:

[shepscapades]

Coming straight from Doc's new episode! The thumbnail looks AWESOME and adorable! Wanted to let you know it's awesome (even though you know that already) and love your art style!!!!!

OH MY GOSHHHH ;.; TYSM IM GONNA SOB!! I can't believe my piece was picked ueeueuee thank you so much <333!!! I'm like. about to be on the road for four hours so I'm like FJALGJG scrambling. I feel crazy LOL BUT TYSM!!! <3333