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batcavescolony · 5 months ago

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I was talking to an idiot and I need validation.

#superman #clark kent #kal el #comics #dc comics #smallville #martha kent #jon kent #ma kent #pa kent #im gonna rant now. this isnt at you its at the dumb fuck who was commenting on my comment on tiktok.#YES! why the fuck wouldn't he be! he was ADOPTED to be adopted you gotta have the right paperwork in order. the person im mad at LITERALLY #SAID Clark was in an orphanage... lets put our thinking caps! if he was in an orphanage Ma and Pa gave him to the state and yk what! i bet #they thought he was an abandoned baby! no one knew he was an alien. if they didnt he would have been in a govt lab! and in a comic i read ma #and pa thought he was a nasa experiment! yk how they put dogs and moneys in orbit? they thought they did that with a baby! so they took him #ok ok ok then the person i was debating said ma and pa were CRIMINALS!!!!! THEY JUST SAID CLARK WAS IN AN ORPHANAGE!#SO MA AND PA FOUND A BABY. TURNED HIM OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES AND AFTER IT WAS PROVEN THAT HE HAD NO FAMILY THEY ADOPTED HIM!#all of that is legal! they made it sound like ma snuck into a house a stole a child! put some respect on the Kents!#and for why we were debating. he had to have been assigned an ID/ss number/citizen ship because he was to the govt an abandoned BABY #they made it sound like Clark was a 20 year old! he was at best a toddler. he didnt need to take a citizenship test or anything cus HE WAS A #BABY! he was just issued citizenship cus to the govt he was an abandoned baby in the usa WHERE EISE WOULD HE HAVE BEEN FROM!#cus i cant stress this enough NO ONE KNEW HE WAS AN ALIEN! (except maybe ma and pa)#the govt gave an abandoned baby in Kansas an us id cus THEY HAD NO REASON TO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE BABY FOUND IN A FEILD IN KANSAS WASN'T #BORN IN THE USA! and with all the paperwork they did on him they gave him us citizen rights like THE RIGHT TO VOTE #there are a million possibilities for why a baby would be abandoned in a feild in Kansas and it would take awhile to aliens #this is what i think the govt thought 'ok baby abandoned in a feild of a local couple. no family to be found. a young mother probably got #pregnant and didn't want to baby so she left it where a couple who couldn't have children could find them. oh look the couple wants to adopt #let them take the baby.' babys being abandoned was so common that safe haven laws were made to give mothers who didnt want their infants a #safe place to drop their kid off (usually a special box at a fire department or hospital)

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peacheenie · 8 months ago

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stumbles through the door. coughs. i just got out of a sudden burst of nintendogs related hyperfixated haze and my wallet is a little bit lighter now. what happened. ..

#text post #i was gonna draw some lil liek. nintendogs based ocs and use the sprites as inspo #so i went on spriters resorce and the the wiki to grab images. then looked on the wiki merch pages and went “oh i bet these are online”#lo and behold i am now going to be the proud owner of some old stuff. BUT NOT *bangs hands on table* A CERTAIN SOMETHING I RLY RLY WANTED #unless vivi can buy it for me with his awesome USA living swag ^_^ smiles so sweetly at him from the uk #pls fuel my hyperfixation bestie. im begging you ive never wanted something more than this.#anyway i bought nintendogs ds games with the stickers from the nintendo online code coupons INSIDE AND IN ALMOST PERFECT CONDITION #from CEX of all places earlier today after work which is what spurred on this sudden mania.#i about freaked it. why are they still in there. how are they still in there. theyre so olds #one box didnt have the game since theyd already sold it but it was fine cuz the darling lady gave me the box FREE...#STICKER N ALL............... the lottery

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imflyingfish · 8 months ago

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working in an art gallery and talking to a lot of full time artists has given me CRAZY imposter syndrome btw lmao

#i went to a local gallery today (not the one i work in)#and i was looking at this one artists work #and she used a lot of patterns but didnt go up to her #she came up to me as i was looking at her work like ' hi i see youre looking at my work which one do u like most' like okay #i had my headphones on at the time so it did scare me #anyway im really stuck thinking about her work #like shes got this lovely cluttered and messy and chaotic style with still life in one dimension #and she uses pattern and quilt-like grids and so much colour #and the chaos of her work is by far the best part #how nothing stays in their boxes andeverythings falling #its homely and DRAMATIC. which is a mix that doesnt always go together but is held together by the chaos of her work #AND THEN SHE PUTS COLLAGE QUOTES ON IT 'fly high in the sky like a butterfly'#AUUUGGGHHH it pisses me off so much. REALLY? THATS THE BEST QUOTE? no song lyrics no deepp meaning nothing to express the narrative? bitch #love her style but its KITCH shes KITCH her quotes are KITCH her subjects are KITCH <- lives in kitch central of the uk but WHATEVER #by the way im not exagerrating with fly high like a butterfly she really thought that was the quote to describe this chaotic scene like she #eight years old like what the hell. there ere others too the pissed me off #and then i talked to her and she was like. WEIRDLY insistant tht even though she used stencils and that her dughter and husbnd drew anythin #mildly complicated that she had still done a lot of work I HADNT SAID ANYTHING #but she was just BRUSHING OVER whenever i mentioned her patterns and stencils like she was ASHAMED #like what the hell im all for having fun with what you draw but youre three times my age and i can draw a bird better than our adult daught #also i spoke to her turns out she knows my stepdad so that was an odd link but whatever #anyway artists that give me imostersyndrome are my boss who does realism in WATERCOLOUR #oh the woman in the gallery also gave me a printed card whcih was cool since i was going to buy one just to be mad at

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arolesbianism · 4 months ago

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Just realized I forgot to post these

#keese draws #oc art #oc #ocs #these guys are from the same story as the grape twins btw #root beer is their cousin and one of the four main characters #dragons beard is merlot's boyfriend and fellow antagonist #and lemon taffy is the older sibling of one of the other main characters who spends most of the story 'kidnapped'#and by kidnapped I mean the super villain polycule asked them if they could help them with some tests and they went 👍#important context! lemon taffy (and their two siblings) are the kids of three superheroes and merlot and fox grape are the kids of four #supervillains both of which are mostly absent for the main story (although the supervillains at least get to be more of side characters)#the heroes are off in space dealing with alien political drama that doesn't matter to the main plot #the two groups have a fairly casual rivalry but they still have genuine beef #merlot and fox grape were left home alone after their parents set out to work on some big project and merlot took the chance to go fuck #off and get a boyfriend to do crime with leaving fox grape desperately trying to find them and get them to come back home #and for the other side root beer was roped into helping rescue lemon taffy by their two younger siblings pop rock and jelly bean #he and pop rock are the main duo on that side with jelly bean being their guy in the chair #merlot and dragons beard are mostly antagonists to those three with fox grape and the other main guy cayenne pepper chasing after them #cayenne is dragon beards childhood friend and I have never drawn him before despite adoring him 😔#hes such a piece of shit I love him #in my old original concepts for him he was going to be an incel but then my brain went but what if. aro. and I instantly hard committed #hes a bitchy asshole who's made all the more annoying by the fact that his anxieties are low key completely justified #hes a sad wet cat abandoned in a cardboard box all alone 😔#oh yeah also worth noting that root beer is a vampire who has a strained relationship with his adoptive dads #oh and dragons beard's parents are a dragon and a royal fae so he has a lot of power that he doesnt know how to use lol #lemon taffy is like. sort of part dragon in a very distant way? their grandma was a failed revival of an old god who was a dragon who made #their dad out of her own magic which included that same magic from the dragon god who was basically made of magic #so he was also sort of part dragon but not really? idk its complicated #merlot and fox grape are miraculously not part dragon somehow despite my track record of making too many ppl dragons in this world #they are however vampires and also directly decend from a god so thats fun

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memes-in-a-half-shell · 2 years ago

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I don't remember if I ever did a HC post about other fighting styles that could probably fit the turtles. Anywhoozle, here I go!

Leonardo

Fight style: Taekwondo

Leo is a man of great fighting skills and goddamn is he flexible with dem LEGS.

I feel taekwondo would fit him as mastering this style would require patience, LOTS of skills, endurance and physical prowess.

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Raphael

Fight style: Judo

There's no denying: Raph is probably the strongest of all four and he would fully take advantage of that.

Once he'd get a good grip on an opponent, you bet he's going to pummel their face and ass straight to the ground.

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Donatello

Fight style: Kung Fu

A very flexible style that would probably appeal more to the defensive side of Donnie!

This style tends to be very creative with its environment and once mastered, it can make you a very fast and precise fighter!

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(^^^^^ Bonus point for including an Ip Man scene. If you haven't seen those movies, I highly recommend!! I love kung fu movies! Plus the main actor's name is Donnie Yen hehehehheh)

Michelangelo

Fight style: Capoeira

Dancing AND fighting?! This just screams Mikey's style!

Learning to fight this way can make him unpredictable to his ennemies, and also flexible and quick to evade attacks coming his way.

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#If you guys ever want to see how I got to those conclusions based on some of the 2014/2016 movies scenes - let me know!#I love martial arts and learning about them!!!#definitely thinking about getting some karate lessons myself - but I have a feeling my body is too old to start learning #OH WELP #at least I know some boxing LOL

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gornackeaterofworlds · 10 months ago

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have a peek at my wip list 😏😏😏

WHAAAAAT LUCKY WHAT OH MY GOD. FOR ME?? FOR MY ART?? DIES

#YOU DONT HAVE TO #oh mt goodness #would this be the first time somethings written based on one of my drawings #after my last post this cheered me up a lot #giggling so hard i exploded #oh jesus christ #you should know im making the others as vamps too #despite how vamp raph looks like he belongs in a set with my old villain donnie #they shall all be vampires #i can imagine it now #him liking the red of your blood. his color. everything about you is just so *warm* and soo *wet*#he has to consume all of it all of you everything #lightheadedness from the blood loss and cockdrunk #GRRR BARK BARK ABRK #gornack ask tag #gornack lucky tag #ur gonna come into my ask box and taunt me with a wip how dare you do what i do #HISSSSSSSS

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thetangibleghost · 4 months ago

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I've always wanted to wake up from a dream laughing and I just did but I realized after I woke up that I have missed a million social cues :((((((((((((((((( it wasn't even funny idk why I couldn't stop giggling. I dont even giggle irl.

#this also may have been a separate dream #i was in this big aquarium swimming and walking around. it was like. you could swim in a lot of the exhibit and interact with the animals #i had some sort of mission and i also found a baby seal who i picked up and was carrying around as i wandered around #eventually i ended up in this little nook that had one of the adult seals/walrusess? so i let the baby go but the adult was not into it and #i heard someone day something like “aw he still has hope”#theres this kid that works at the aquarium and i tell him to come with me for some reason. its around this time i realize this is some movie #the kids boss is like “next time you leave your post you gotta dive out”#and im worried a bit allready sbout him leavin his post with the adult walrus up there.#then suddenly the glass starts breaking everywhere. like one crack then the whole aquarium starts falling apart #and the kid seems a bit worried.#as were all evacuating i decide that its my fault. because the walrus must have been ramming the glass while the kid wasnt watching.#i remember thinking about how this was a movie or something and feeling really dumv #then yhe dream was over snd there was s recap??? in like drawing form and it showed the main character (me) putting a bomb in the center of #the aquarium in some sort of well or something. so. i guess it really was completely my fault in a different way than i thought #then later im at some sort of party or something and then i leave the party for another party or something? and i feel really bad sn #and socially innept the entire time. the person who i think i reconize we start talking and theyre like the first person whos nice to me #and were talking about following eachother on Instagram? or somth #while their scrolling i see a video eith one of my old friends and shes on the news? the headline is like “me and cathy snd the murder #victim...“ or something. and im like ”hey thats my friend“ and the person just shuts their phone off.#any ways so this person lets me hitch a ride with them back to the original party. they get out of the uber super early but its the right #house and the tell the driver that hes lost and the DRIVER gets out. so im like oh i guess this is their car??#and so they drive up to the drive way and three more people start getting in the car and theyre like putting stuff in the trunk #and talking about where to sit and i just start giggling.#and im still trying to participate like i offer to sit in the middle. theres already someone sitting at the front but he gets out and #everytime someone says anything i start giggling??? and like its sunny and everyone is very attractive in a way that o just found so funny #and then eventually two of then run over to this like panel dash board yhing that on a wall outside and like messing with it opening the #glove box and stuff and i just wake up #and immediately upon waking. well first i was like ��teehee. i woke up from giggling” then i thought about it and i was like “oh. i was #take the front seat :(#dream log

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oceanlipgloss · 7 months ago

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I...I think I just finished this Simeon fic. Oh God. It's been too long. It will finally, finally be discharged from the elderly home for WIPs. I'll post it tomorrow :P

#it's finally over oh god #do u even realise how old this WIP is?#it's fucking senile that's what #and now it has earned its discharge!#a coupon for freedom!#a ticket to the public digital stage!#not to toot my own horn but I like how the fic turned out #I do hope I maintain that opinion when I re-read it and give it a polish if needed tho #also I'm so using the elderly home discharge + freedom coupon + ticket to the public stage figures of speech in my notes part for the fic #my brain bullshat those 3 out of nowhere and they're not bad and I gotta respect its wishes so I shall not let them go to waste #I still have so many ideas and WIPs scribbled *typed* down in the notes though and I'm displeased to say the least :D #actually stressed is more like it because bro when I tell u my fucker of a brain is NOT cooperating #now that I finished this fic the writing department is probably going to be brain dead for a couple of days BET #I scrapped a fuck ton of WIPs but alas a whole ass box of popcorn still stands tall and proud #ya having ideas u came up with centuries ago is great but how great is it when u have 0 energy 0 motivation 0 inspiration AND!#+a ded brain on overdrive #the teacup #delete later

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redtippedfox · 2 years ago

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“If you don’t mind me asking…” Nadja shockingly spoke up “…why don’t you go after Marinette by yourself?”

The question had the five corrupted Miraculous holders pausing. Mistress Tigress stared at the interviewer with wide eyes and Nadja felt like she was staring into the eyes of a monster. She scanned the reaction of the other villains, the fox villainess was shocked at the question but lost interest and went back to playing with Ladybug’s hair. The turtle didn’t even look up from the iPad, but the horse and the newcomer, the monkey, all froze.

Nadja decided to try again, “It’s just that there are now five of you…” still no reaction from the other two but the tiger began to show a hint of reaction so Nadja was going to keep pushing. “…and I don’t exactly know how powerful your Miraculouses are but I figured if you’re Akumatized then you must be really powerful…” she paused for a second, the monkey was now staring at her no longer messing with the tiger who was still cuddled up to Ladybug.

Ladybug and Chat Noir were looking at her like she was crazy, the fact that they didn’t know anything about what would happen if a Miraculous holder was Akumatized was already bad enough but Nadja enticing them and trying to get more information out of the Akumas was worse. Ladybug shook her head no to Nadja, she didn’t want anymore of the Miraculouses secrets revealed it was only going to help Hawkmoth in the end. But Nadja was a reporter and this was a big opportunity for her to get more information on the Miraculous and the future.

“…So why don’t you go after her yourselves?” she smiled a kind smile to the Akumas and waited for an answer or better…a reaction

“Hmm no thanks I like living.” The monkey said as he played with the tigers hair, the tiger smacked the monkey in the face, “Yeah I like not being hunted down and being tricked into traps like a wild rabbit, so that’s a no.” The tiger cuddled back up to Ladybug and the fox stopped braiding Ladybugs hair to look Nadja dead in the eyes but said nothing, “With how cunning Marinette is? No way.” The monkey piped up.

“That wouldn’t be a wise idea.” The horse Akuma added in but didn’t look at her like the others, Nadja was curious now, it would be great if the fox and turtle said something as it seems they knew a lot more than the others. “If we went to find Marinette on our own separately she would pick us off one by one.” The turtle finally spoke, his eyes showing no lie as he crossed his arms. “She may have been revealed to be Marinette but she’s still Ladybug, the holder of creation …she’s been fighting Akumas for 23 years.” The fox pointed out.

Nadja blinked, “23 years?” She parroted in disbelief that the 13 year-old Ladybug in front of her had committed to fighting Akumas for 23 years. Was future Marinette really that scary? Was future Marinette really that dangerous? “Besides Marinette is the Miraculous Guardian, she’s bound to the very Miraculouses that we all wear she’ll know how to take us down.”

Ladybug and Chat Noir looked shocked

Nadja was even more curious, “Bound? Bound to what? I thought the Miraculouses were just pieces of jewelry that turn you into superhero’s?”

Kitsune Rouge smiled a toothy grin, “To the 19 gods that reside in the Miraculouses of course!”

Nadja eyes went wide, “Gods?!”

“Gods” Kitsune Rouge smiled, “You didn’t really think that the Miraculouses were just pieces of jewelry that you put on and boom you’re a superhero! Do you?”

The Akumas laugh, “Oh Nadja, inside the Miraculous reside Gods, powerful Gods, Gods that were enslaved and trapped in these pieces of jewelry.”

Nadja gulps, fear now clawing at her brain as she realizes what she fears or yet doesn’t believe.

“That means…”

“That means that Marinette Dupain-Cheng is more powerful than you could ever imagine.”

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Sneak peek from Chapter three of Timey Wimey…Uh Oh: The Reality of the Situation

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #my art #miraculous au #marinette dupain cheng #timey wimey…uh oh au #ladybug #miraculous lore #Marinette is powerful but not overpowered #She’s powerful because she knows how to use the Miraculous wisely #But I think if you told her 13 year old self that Marinette would become the Guardian of the most powerful miracle box to ever exist #Paris would think of her as a god-like figure #Nadja pushes it a little too far in this Chapter #ask and you shall receive

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serenescribe · 9 months ago

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Fanfic Writer Ask Game

✨️ Out of the comments you’ve received on your fics, what are two or three of your favorites?

💀 i am so bad at remembering comments... i truly do appreciate every single one i get, but i'm very bad at remembering the specifics. i don't have a dedicated favourites list, and the only comment i can remember right now is the one i shared last time :')

so instead of struggling through searching all my comments, how about i share with you a (now deleted) bookmark that is permanently ingrained in my mind? this was left on "A Beginner's Guide To Breaking Your (Apparently Requited) Crush Out Of A Time Loop", and i. still lose my shit in the best way whenever i read it.

@ the bookmarker, i hope you're doing well (genuinely. this is one of my favourite bookmark/comment ever. i'm actually weirdly happy i touched them this deeply in this way, esp since i was tipsy while writing the fic)

💥 What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?

i am weirdly enough not so anal about canon that i think about changing it frequently. maybe it's because i'm so used to the freedom of just closing your eyes to canon and doing whatever the hell you want in au city.

that being said. (puts on warrior cats hat) i genuinely wish the new prophecies group, the remaining five of them, didn't split off and completely cut ties the way they did after they all arrived at the new lake territory. i think the new prophecy arc is best because it's this ragtag group of chosen warriors, travelling together, bonding together in spite of the clan lines dividing them. and then you're going to just. have them separate again? "it's the clan way" well MAYBE the clan way should change, and they should differ on the way they run things! yes, yes, clans should handle themselves, etc, it's the warrior way, but also. maybe a little bit more friendship? relaxed borders? MAYBE??? i miss my kids :(

#ask box #olivebranch311 #thank you olive!!#disclaimer i dropped off from warriors midway through dawn of the clans (just kind of forgot to keep reading)#and i have not yet revisited beyond the new prophecy #which is still (and forever will be) my favourite arc #so like idk the current state of canon except theres like cat possession amogus now ???#and skyclan is back?? huh #i miss crowfeather :( hes still in canon i think i just miss my boy #also i should put a disclaimer i don't have strong opinions on kinning #i have old friends who do it and that's neat! very cool (genuine)#like theyre living their best lives #i just. ig the thing abt the bookmark comment was how gobsmacked i was #that someone read the thing i wrote while kinda drunk #and went oh my god. wait. this happened to me #i felt like a PROPHET. i felt POWERFUL.

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rumor-weed · 2 years ago

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