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patrick likes his girls mean!! he loves the stuck up, entitled, princesses who demand their every need be catered to. so when he meets you, all designer rackets and chanel sponsorships, he’s gotta bite.
you’d heard of patrick, of course. whom of your peers hadn’t? the effervescent tennis prodigy with a blinding career practically inscribed in his fates.
you couldn’t lie, learning about his reputation as not only a tennis god, but as a sex one, too… you had to bite.
hell if you were going to make the first move, though. that was quite literally never happening, and so you bided your time.
luckily for you, patrick was rather impatient—much differently to yourself—and would never miss the opportunity to make his way towards you at one of your dad’s events at your exorbitant, cherrywood-littered, home.
“that’s your third glass of champagne.” his voice startled from behind you. you swiveled on your heels to face the owner of such a bold tenor. “excuse me?”
patrick smiled to himself, nodding towards your glass. “tough night?” he’s suave, a large, single, step and he’s right next to you.
about to spit at him the meanest offended verbiage you could offer, your eyes found themselves catching onto his broad shoulders, and then practically raving all over his figure. his forearms, worked and muscled, were cut off from your view at the wrists, hands shoved deep into his pockets. there was a shock of dark, gelled, curls on his head, pairing dangerously fine with the honest and abyssal ultramarine of his eyes.
“you gonna keep checking me out or are you gonna answer my question?” he wore a stupid, smug smirk that had you scoffing. “sorry, do i know you?” you wished you could have looked down at him when saying this, but even with your heavy platform versace heels, you still had to crane your head to meet his eyes.
and of course, your question was redundant, but from the sounds of him thus far, he could do with a little ego death.
“patrick, zweig. i play tennis. and you do, too, don’t you?” he knew the answer to that question and he knew exactly who you were, because your father’s foundation that this very event was being held for, was titled in your name. “oh, that’s right. yeah, your parents were, i think.. third place at last year’s st. jude’s fundraiser?” his face twisted up in shame so satisfactorily, you had to physically bite back an evil giggle of victory. “well, patrick. it was really nice talking—“
“i’ve got something stronger than champagne in my car.” his tone was flat, practically monotonous, but his words had an implication of sheer fun, and who were you to skip out on that?
so, here you were, orange vodka bottle in your right hand as you jerked a whining patrick off with your left. “god, you’re so fucking pent up. what is it, tennis? or is it that no girl wants to fuck you, so you haven’t blown a decent load since back at school?”
ooh, he would tell it to you so straight, spit out evidence-backed statements of how easy it was to get a pretty girl on her knees for him whenever he wanted, he would. he would, if his mind wasn’t so fogged up with the pleasure, and the drinks, and mostly you. you you you.
“fuck—t’s so good, so good. please, i wanna cum, wanna cum,” he’d plead through the thick steam growing in the increasingly too-small cockpit of his car.
“how bad?” nipping at his ear, you were waiting to hear him beg, and he was waiting to swallow his mass of pride enough to get it out. “so bad, really fucking bad. i need it, need you, fuck. shit—please, need it so much,” he was so convincing, and it would’ve swayed a kinder soul, but then again, patrick likes his girls mean.
“no.” with your hand lost on his stupidly bricked length, patrick groaned, and bitched, and whined, and complained about how unfair you were being, and how he’d never do that to you, and blah blah blah. “well, i can’t say i care, so. maybe i’ll see you later. bye, patrick,” your fingers twinkled goodbye in a wave, and you were out of the vehicle and back inside the party without another word.
it wasn’t over then, of course not, and you knew it. thus, it came as no shocker when an unknown number randomly applepays you $1000 in the middle of the night, along with a text that reads as follows.
had a great time. hope we run into each other again sometime soon. and, don’t spend it all in once place, yeah? - 💸
#.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 !#kaia writes patrick#patrick zweig#patrick zweig smut#patrick zweig x reader#patrick zweig imagine#woah where have i beeeeen#happy belated 4th day tho#sorry to everybody waiting so graciously patiently for this one#oh god i hate this omg#josh o’connor smut#josh o connor#josh o'connor#josh o’connor x reader
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What if I redesigned some horses to fit MY favorite narrative trope: fallen gods and forgotten myths of old? Anyways.
Twilight’s mentor is a strange one. In a world of twilit planes forever shrouded in mystery, the older unicorn Lest and her adopted student Twilight are one in many common travelers, migrating the pitted wastelands and eeking survival within settlements that spring up around the glowing meteor shards. Despite living with Lest for the last four years, Twilight can’t help but seek answers to where her brother has gone— and in the process, perhaps dig a bit too deeply into the complexities of gods far older and dangerous then she can truly fathom.
On the otherhand, Celestia “Lest” Sol is having a terrible millenium. Her sister is no longer her sister, her student teleported herself halfway across the continent, and she got herself kidnapped by an old rival trying to attune with the elements of harmony to overthrow the current ruler of Equestria.
At least she gets a toxic yuri moment.
Meanwhile, Chrysalis is having a great time. She’s got kingdoms to conquer and people to feed and a waning god to taunt.
(The Selene Grace hates the sun monarch they deposed five centuries ago as they stay chained to their post, keeping the lunar and solar bodies from crashing into each other. Luna misses her sister, and the easier world where they haven’t hurt each other beyond reparation. Nightmare Moon misses their monstrosity, trapped in a host who’s grief has poisoned them with empathy.
Things are bound to tip. The celestial bodies are not bodies, but prisons, and the amalgamations we call alicorns the key. And something desperately wants to be freed…)
Anyways:
My mane 6 redesign here!
And my luna and celestia redesigns here!
#rest your weary hooves in our new found home#^pony tag nonsense!#omg what if i idly brainstorm toxic horse yuri#idk these characters beyond the first three seasons#they’re sandbox critters to me sorry if this is not lore accueate aHAHAHhahaaaa#anyways#au where celestia looses the fight with nightmare moon and ends up wandering the continent as an exiled god#luna gets her shit together but its A Struggle#and chrysalis is actually an elderitch entity similar to discord in this au (think the god of deception or something similar)#((deceptacons roll out))#celestia#luna#chrysalis#nightmaremoon wins au#critdraws#art#celestia/chrysalis#mlp au#i had to post this at somepoint and thought well now’s better then never#sorry for the sporadic posts and terrible replies life’s super busy rn but i have a lot of thoughts#i just need luna and celestia to be siblings that heal from wounding each other in terrible ways okay#and i thought ‘celestia and chrysalis would pbbly hate each other’#(neuron brain activates)#oh my god what if they hated each other#mlp#mlp redesigns#mlp celestia#mlp luna#mlp twilight sparkle#mlp chrysalis
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“Shizun, you don’t smile often. I love seeing you smile. But whenever I recall that you only smile like that when you’re with them, it…” He said, very quietly, “It hurts me very, very much.”
#from vol 3 chapter 21: always together#svsss#luo binghe#‘i hate! i hate myself!’ is a heartbreaking thing but this one. oh god#i’m going to start a binghe quotes tag actually. i love him so much#binghe quotes#that should work#its not funny but is anything anymore?#omg. the acronym is bq#im tired
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ba dum tss 🥁❄️
#cooler is subjective btw. nothing could ever beat og simon petrikov he's number 1 in my heart forever <333#he *is* physically colder though. I really hope nobody got to this joke first#this episode messed me UPPPPPP oh my god you guys saw that too right??????#how did simon just walk away from watching himself decay into nothingness seemingly unbothered btw. girl omg.#granted he's both amazing and awful I love/hate you wintercooch#the winter king#simon petrikov#fionna and cake#fionna and cake spoilers#my 2023 art#at#adventure time
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JJK (Toji & Mahito) x I Saw the Devil (K-Movie) Crossover
#jujutsu kaisen#toji fushiguro#mahito#i randomly rewatched this movie a couple of days ago and i instantly just wanted to make a crossover w toji... can u see it...#i can see it..#also chose mahito to be the main antagonist bc yea...#remember watching this movie the first time w sushi and oh my god.... it was good but omg so many uncomfortable scenes#so be warned if u decide to check this movie out as well#also wanted to practice more lighting and background stuff#even tho the bg was so hasty LOL thank god csp got a leaf brush#been talking w friends how gege should make a side story that's toji focused about his life before dying LOL please...#i would love to see his ass sleep around and be a deadbeat#just wanna know MORE but gege... hates us LOL#last time i did a crossover was my mystic messenger x train to busan... that was in 2017 and they look terrible LOL#art#jjk#jjk toji#fanart#artists on tumblr#killamonart#i saw the devil
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mtt therapy moment except dust keeps taking breaks to talk to phantom papyrus and horror just wants this to hurry up so it can get to his turn because he couldn't give two shits about dust and killer's trauma and killer physically cannot discuss his issues and just starts zoning out while crying for some reason during it
and i'm the therapist listening to all of this writing down notes fervently because ITS CANON MATERIAL CANON I NEED TO GET THE CANON MATERIAL
#i have to break apart like 34 potential fights with my otherdimensional godly creator powers#i would be an ass therapist i will not lie. infact i would make them worse with my knowledge of their lives. never put me in a room w them#OH MY GOD I JUST REVISTED THIS IDEA AFTER LEAVING IT TO COLLECT DUST (hehehe) IN MY DRAFYS FOR A MONTH#ANS TJIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HELP 😭😭😭😭😭 HELP😭😭😭😭😭😭#still real tho highkey i havent changed 1 bit. ITS CANON OMG WRITE THSY DOWN WHAY WERE THE EXACT REACTIONS#ive got these guys wearing microphones i got cameras in the room i got advanced psychologists watching to explain every detail#is it a therapy session or just a badly disguised interview#nooo nooo its therapy......DONT LEAVS!!!! (activates the chains (that coincidentally all are connected to eachother) (heheheheh))#now youCANT leave😈😈😈😈😈 not until im done asking my questions ASSHOLES. dont question the handcuffs that keep you guys together please#actually id probably get like nothing out of them because theyre all repressed and defensive and whatever. BUT im simply more determined so#tricule rant#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#fandom event if the mtt ever became real. we're all lining up to the facility to ask one question#world's hardest challenge: if you could ask the murder time trio one thing what would it be#FUCK idk...... id simply hav too many questions!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!#triglycercule do your homework SHUT UO RESPONSIBLE VOICE IN MY HEAD!!!! I WONT!!!!! NOT UNTIL THIS IS DONE#fall headcanons for the trio when. i'll think of them once i'm done with homework#see a reward system! now i have a thought that i dont wanna say in tags this will be going to the side blog#anyways! i think that's enough drafts undrafted and posted i REALLY need to do my homework#i dont even have that much it's literally 2 assignments but i know damn well doing 1 of them is gonna bring me to dream and nightmare's age#sigh......... i hate school bring me back to summer break i wasSO productive. SMH
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Uhm... I have questions... Is that Jere on the right? 😭
#HEEEELP#THOSE ARE HIS SHOES RIGHT???#OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE THEM SO MUCH#side note: jukka's chest hair... i'm drooling...#and H looks so good with that mesh shirt omg...#käärijä#häärijä#jukka sorsa#mine
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going through all the stages of grief today lmao!! whatever im gonna play video game now!!
#im very very very nervous i feel like my stomach is about to fly out of my mouth#oh my god lollllllllllll#what will i do if he wins LMAO!! i have a 4 year old daughter lol she can’t grow up in this bull shit!!!!!#i gotta get out of here LMAO!!!!!!!!#im gonna be sick#i took the day off knowing i would be useless today also off tomorrow#help!! also i think my period is coming which is. amazing timing lol i am already on the brink of death#why not!! haha!! sure why not!!!!!!#i need to read thanzag IMMEDIATELY I need to be healed#this is so bad……#im scared oh god….#i hate how little control we have over our own lives#here we are on the brink of maybe our last election lol like no exaggeration do you think if they win they will let us vote again#im just glad I don’t live near dc anymore it was scary last time#omg…#I think I will be offline today if you see posts it’s just the queue
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So I get why people prefer to drink sugar free things, cause premade coffees out there come loaded with so much sugar it's almost disgusting
But WHY do sugar free coffee companies feel the need to make their drinks SO sweet?? We're doing a sugar replacement, ok, but you do not need to make it as overwhelmingly saccharine as actual sugar drinks. Some of us actually want LESS sweetness
#cool it on the monkfruit omg!!!#i got some bottled coffees to take with me to work in the morning and oh my god#the one i had today was SO sweet#why dont we just.... make everything less sweet....#i hate monkfruit/stevia/agave/etc they just taste bad to me#and im really allergic to sugar alcohols so i just avoid sugarfree when i can#but on the other hand real sugar drinks have so much sugar its like. where is my plain coffee with milk#genuinely would rather have no sugar than fake sweetness
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#witch from mercury#gundam witch from mercury#gwitch spoilers#g witch spoilers#gundam spoilers#im not sure what counts as spoilers for this show asdljf. but anyway i STARTED WATCHING THIS AND OMG. THIS IS SO FREAKING GOOD.#I HATE DELLING REMBRAN SO MUCH OH YM GOD#miorine rembran#KILL HIMMMMM#gwitch
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Lmao okay wait. I got asked that question about Feyre/Bryce/Aelin and I went down a lil rabbit hole and somehow ended up on a subreddit of people arguing over who would win in a fight if it were Feyre vs. Aelin.
And I am CACKLING right now because it seems like the bulk of people on that thread think Aelin would win, and the people who think Feyre would win are SO. UPSET. Like they are BIG MAD that anyone would think Aelin would win hahahahahaha
I'm cackling. I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard omfg. People really do 100% project themselves onto Feyre. They really think they ARE Feyre!!!!! I'm crying. Send help I can't breathe 😂😂
#lmao it's so stupid#idek how I ended up here#but I am just CRYING at these people LOSING THEIR MINDS 😭#these are old threads to be fair#but it's funny as fuck seeing everyone get so butthurt omg#what a nice little comedic rabbit hole that was#10/10 would highly recommend#the funniest part is that the people who think aelin would win are conceding to certain points#but the people who think feyre would win are losing their minds ahhaahahahaha#i'm being such a dick today my bad you guys#i don't even have an excuse for being a dick#my b my b#update: someone said feyre wins against aelin because she can wear a cruel mask#i genuinely can't stop laughing pls send help#(I feel the need to clarify that I literally don't care about this debate but BOY OH BOY...#(...am I having a TIME seeing ppl who think they ARE Feyre argue about this ahhh this is so fun omg)#oh god I hope a feyre or feysand stan sends me hate for this post#PLSSSSSS
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everybody owes plaidos the biggest fucking apology btw yall have been fucking vile to her over literally nothing
#ummm shes racist!!!! bcs she has a book club where they discuss racism!!!!!!!!!#< voice of somebody who is clawing desperately to find a reason to be cruel to a trans woman online#yall are fucking evil actually. the whole 'omg white queers' thing only seems to come out when its a trans woman huh#and its never for a good reason. she didnt even do or say anything racist. oh my god#and then of course here come the people going 'stop derailing discussions of racism (real problem) with transmisogyny (fake problem)#completely fucking ignoring the trans women of color that have also been harassed and received the same 'ugh i hate white queers' treatment.
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pretty privilege in general is a terrible tool. but when the racism that it's ingrained in really has a platform to activate, it's just absurd .
#if ure a pretty white boy. oh my goodness. roll out the red frickin carpet to all the fame attention & feminization in the world#omg hes so pretty. pretty like a woman. hes just like a woman. lets treat him like an object#everything he does isnt really his fault. hes just a girl bcs hes pretty. bcs hes pretty lets make him cry#lets do a deepdive into his character & pounce or paint any opportunity possible to find a villain in his life that isnt himself#meanwhile a poc person is pretty & theyre get a compliment sure#but never like. a normal one#they can get treated like a goddess or a god yea#but like. one that imposes fear and distance. only to be admired from a distance#if ure pretty and poc then ure an artifact to steal#if ure pretty and white then ure a crisp blank page for ppl to doodle out all their fantasies and plans for u to fold right along into#bcs ure pretty just like a girl: usable.#shit is just stacks on stacks on stacks of stagnant thinking stacked onto sick ideals#idk man#maybe im just going crazy bcs i hate too much of anything. getting irritable & tired from feeling trapped#cant ever escape anything bcs the very existence of escape implies the threat of capture
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I hate the war arc
#bnha#mha#bnha 417#not really spoilers#but just in case#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#bnha negative#mha negative#rant#poisned.art#Pois.Posts#my art#Sorry I've been holding this in since before chapter 362#it just got worse after that chapter#only my brother has listened to my ramblings since 2022#the 3rd movie is the cannon ending TO ME#I fucking hate what they did to Shigaraki#I hate All For One to the depths of my soul#I hate all of the BS happening with the One For All quirk#I think the story telling is so SHIT omg#I still love the characters#it's why i continue to put up with this nonsense#but oh my fucking god#i want this to end#i want the cast to finally be free from the confines of being in this shitty story
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OKAY HEAR ME OUT I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE SHEN JIU AND XUE YANG ROMANCE
#they'd hate each other so much at first#but their pasts are actually so so similar#i need them to kiss so badly#to heal through being tender to each other#or meeting in their childhood omg like xue yang becoming a slave at the qiu estate and helping shen jiu murder everyone#and shen jiu would (with difficulty) but show empathy for xue yang's lost pinky#oh my god am i writing this#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#xue yang#svsss#mdzs#ao3#fanfic#mxtx#if you write this i will kiss you on the forehead (if you're comfortable with that#if not i'll buy you your preferred beverage
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DUDE OMFG I JUST NOTICED SOMETHIBG SO COOL JESUS CHRIST
OK SO YOU KNOW HOW WHEN NEGATIVE SHOWED UP IN THE PLAINS HATE COULDNT SEE THE SCENE???
LOOK AT THE PAGES
ITS ALL SKETCHY BECAUSE HATE WASNT ABLE TO SPECTATE AND GIVE THEM PANELS THE DETAILS MAN AHSVSOSBWKWP
#tpoh#Dude i could rant about the paneling of this comic and how it helps further the story for hours oh my god#ALSO another cool thing about the paneling is that Time specifically doesnt adhere to them#being able to interact with himself in other panels and off page and stuff because of Hate not being able to find him!#its so cool because while hate controls the panels (presumably) times the narrator who controls what we see and dont see!#idk maybe everyone else already figured this put and stuff but omg i was fucking FLOORED when i put two and two together#anyways thanks for goming to my ted talk
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