#and H looks so good with that mesh shirt omg...

[peri-peri-sauce]

Uhm... I have questions... Is that Jere on the right? 😭

[simple-heroics]

Class 1-A Girls as Roommates

Oh, my god, they were roommates

Momo Yaoyorozu

First of all, you lucky bastard I hate you. Secondly, I’d like to make the point that Momo is wealthy af and has no financial need of a roommate. So, if you two are living, you’re probably already great friends with her or more. 

Momo loves to share. She is an extremely generous person, so she'll totally offer you some of her food when she cooks and even some of her shower products. 

Totally lets you borrow her clothes. Different sizes? She's gotchoo! Can and will create the best clothes for you. This is especially helpful if you have a date.

Speaking of her Quirk, its usefulness becomes really apparent when you two first move in and are still figuring out where things are or what you still need for the house. Bought that knife set but somehow forgot a can opener? Momo’s gotchoo again. 

A great communicator and takes the initiative to make sure you guys are on the same page about chores. Despite her busy hero career, Momo still does a great job keeping up with her fair share.

Please sit and drink tea with her. She'd love it. Probably the best thing about being Momo's roommate is coming home at the end of the day to this beautiful woman omg are you're okay with just being roommates and catching up over cups of freshly brewed tea. 

If something happens and you’re unable to pa your rent one month, Momo can cover it. Will not guilt or shame you over this. No matter what kind of petty roommate argument you two might have, she will never hold that over your head. Ever. Things happen, and Momo understands that.

The not so great...

Yaomomo is such a sweetie but...she's also a rich girl who is used to a lot space. Her furniture will fill up the whole apartment. An entire kitchen cabinet is stuffed to the brim with her teas, so you'd have to find some other space to shove your cereal.

Nonetheless, she tries very hard to be a good roommate - especially if it's her first place after moving out of her parents' house/school dorms - and this sometimes leads to her being overly accommodating. That and the above can lead to some tension between you two. 

Momo has such long, beautiful hair...and it absolutely gets clogged in y'all's shower. Good luck.

Mina Ashido

Mina is the fun roommate! I’m talking late nights spent goofing off, playing video games and watching movies or even just talking if you want. If you two weren’t best friends before moving in together, guess what?

You’re best friends now. or more?

Alien Queen is also Snack Queen. Our pink homegirl buys lots of snacks and is more than happy to share.

Um, garbage? What garbage? Her Quirk dissolves it and that’s one utility y’all are saving money on now to get Kaminari to help with the electricity

No matter how bad your day was, how shitty your boss, how long your commute, Mina can always make you laugh. Which is a nice way to end an otherwise completely shit day.

Actually pretty good about keeping the apartment tidy! Living in the UA dorm taught her a lot about being considerate of shared spaces and she’s always out and about anyway. So almost no worries about messes 

Because she’s either out and about or doing patrols, you actually get the apartment to yourself quite a bit?? Ummm, SCORE! Until you start missing your pink roomie/bestie

That is, if she’s not inviting/dragging you out to do stuff with her! If you’re someone who needs a bit of prompting to get out of the house, Mina is great for that!

Also...the roommate who is constantly trying to hook you up with her friends. Like, I’m serious. If you’re not already seeing anyone, this die hard romantic will constantly try to set you up with people hey, roomie, pls introduce me to Kirishima. You won’t need a dating app ‘cause Mina Ashido is your roommate and girl knows everybody.

The not so great...

If you're pretty introverted or just really prefer quiet at home, being roommates with Mina can be hard. Mina is a social butterfly - loud and bubbly and all these other wonderful qualities that simultaneously don't mesh well with most introverts.

Speaking of social butterfly, she invites her friends over. A lot. And y’all know that the Bakusquad spells c h a o s

It would also not surprise me if Mina had a number of...ahem, overnight guests. So prepare for extra (awkward) company at breakfast.

Sometimes gets so caught up in her social life, all those hobbies, and hero work that...she forgets that rent or utilities are due. Whoops. You’ll have to remind her sometimes. 😬

Good luck if you have wooden floorboards. Mina loves to dance and this means a lot of scuff marks.

Ochaco Uraraka

This cutie! 12/10 would room with her if I could

When she first started UA, Ochaco had to move to Musutafu and live on her on which I'm sure was a little scary for a 15-year-old girl and definitely lonely. She wasn't looking forward to being alone again after graduation but wait! She has you!

Really appreciates your presence in your shared home and will undoubtedly cherish you, even treating you like family. It makes her so happy when she comes home after a long day of patrols and having someone respond when she says, "I'm home!" Ochaco, lemme be your housewife

Video game nights with Dekusquad? Video game nights with Dekusquad! 

Pretty clean and always does her dishes which automatically puts her the top tier of roommate categories, let’s be real. 

She knows where all the deals are, when certain sales are happening, and where to go for the best discounts. And she shares all this hard-earned knowledge with her precious roomie (that's you, boo). Grocery shopping with her is intense because she gets super competitive about getting those deals before everyone else but it's also so much fun.

Master couponer. You knows those ladies that clip so many coupons that they sort them into little bags and actually sell them in bundles? That's Ochaco. She's even part of some online couponing groups. 

But she always hands you the coupons for your favorite snacks.

The not so great..

Ochaco works really, really hard and takes on a lot of missions. So, when she gets home, the usually upbeat hero can be a little...grouchy. By grouchy, I mean snappy and sulky and -- who is this woman and what did she do to your sweet, adorable roommate? 

Seriously, just don’t talk to her or make a lot of noise until she sleeps for 10+ hours and eats or she might send you floating to your shared ceiling.

That roommate who will get on you if you leave any of the lights on or stay in the shower for too long. She is NOT shelling out extra cash on utilities next month because of you!! honestly same

Toru Hagakure

Another fun roommate! 

We’ve seen her room, and we can tell by looking at it that she loves to decorate. If you (probably) have different tastes than hers, Toru will find ways to compromise and combine both your preferences to decorate your shared apartment! You know what that means?

Ikea trips. Toru’s enthusiasm alone makes it so much fun but it’s not as fun when you inevitably lose her in that Swedish labyrinth. (Hint: Check the various kids’ sections. She got distracted by the cute plushies.) 

If you two are not constantly updating your interior design, you’re at least adding to it. it makes the space just uniquely yours and feel so homey.

Toru has some real 👌👌 taste in movies. Her movie collection makes for some awesome movie nights. Bring all the blankets, plushies, and the like and you’re in for a chill night.

Out of everyone on this list, I feel like she’ll be the easiest to convince to get a pet. She skips the “well, who is gonna pay for food?” talk and doesn’t spend any too much time deliberating over her busy hero schedule - just jumps right on in to the nearest adoption agency.

Congrats, you’re now parents of an adorable, slightly grumpy rescue cat. Which - bonus - actually makes it so much easier keeping track of Toru because it’s almost always brushing against her legs or on her lap.

The not so great...

Definitely the nosy roommates. She wants to know all the details about your life and is the type to peak into your room because she's curious. Her Quirk only makes all the easier for her.

She likes to leave cute or funny messages on the fogged up bathroom mirror or with magnets on the fridge which is cute but...unnerving when an invisible being sends you random messages in your apartment.

....and according to the wiki, she loves hidden-camera prank shows? Welcome to Jackass, roomie. You’re gonna get pranked.

Also because of her Quirk, she often has to remove her clothes to make full use of her invisibility but this has also lead to a bad habit of leaving articles of clothing throughout the apartment. You often find random socks and gloves and even shirts out throughout the apartment.

Tsuyu Asui

A+ roomie. Seriously, give this girl all a gold star.

Super tidy, super considerate, and super stoked to live with you. She’s used to a full house and honestly wasn’t so sure about living on her own straight after graduation. Then came you!

Tsuyu looooves to cook with you. If your cooking skills need work, she’ll happily teach you. Out of everyone else on this list, you share the most meals together. 

Soooo many blankets and pillows in your apartment! Tsu needs the extra layers during winter and honestly, just build a blanket fort for you two. It’s great. just roommates huh?

Absolutely will text you just to check in if she makes it home before you and has no problem either waiting up for you or even walking to meet if it’s dark. And honestly, what’s better than 

Being super straightforward, Tsuyu always lets you know if there’s something up with the apartment or just if she’d like you to be a little quieter coming home. Also an observant person and checks in on your needs/preferences as well. Y’all rarely have any typical roommate spats because she’s direct and makes sure to communicate.

We stan a sweet, considerate frog roommate in this household.

The not so great...

Because she grew up taking care of two younger siblings and then lived with the entire 1-A class (19 teenagers in one building -- that's insane) in the dorms, Tsuyu actually has little tolerance for messes in common spaces. 

Tsuya Asui ain’t your momma. You're both adults and you both pay rent, so she expects you clean up after yourself and will call you out if you don't.

Especially about those dishes left in the sink. You can say that you just left the pots in there "to soak", but Tsuyu ain't buying it. And she tells you as much.

Not above shaming your messes on her Snap story i’m that petty roommate or bringing up that you forgot to take out the trash in front of other people.

Kyouka Jirou

She's the cool roommate. By that, I mean the one you’re lowkey bragging about when you describe her to your friends. Girl is a hero, plays pretty much every instrument, and is just a cool person in general. It’s hard not to brag.

Seriously, just her mere presence alone makes your place at least 70% cooler than it would have been if you lived by yourself. That’s how cool she is.

Super respectful of your privacy. Like, she won’t even know what your room actually looks like unless you actually invite her in.

Great roommate banter. Kyouka has a great dry sense of humor and likes to tease people, so you two can go back and forth all day.

Great texter. She always gives you a heads up when people are over or if you guys need anything for the apartment. Bonus: lots of hilarious pics of Bakusquad being idiots.

Don't tell her that you can hear her when she sings in the shower; it'd just fluster her and make her self-conscious. But being able to listen to that amazing voice in your own home?👌👌👌

If you're someone who doesn't necessarily need or even want a tight knit relationship with a roommate, Kyouka is your best bet. She's generally really chill and won't get hyped over being best friends. 

That said, she’s a pretty empathetic person and easy to talk to. She’ll absolutely stay up late with you just to talk if you need it. Gives great advice.

The not so great...

You will lose track over how many times you ask her to turn the music down. 

Like Mina, Kyouka comes as a package deal with the Bakusquad. Kyouka doesn’t invite them over often because even she doesn’t want that chaos in her home but sometimes it’s inevitable.

She’s not much of a cook. Plus she’s pretty busy keeping up with her hero career, music, and group of friends, so she doesn’t have much free time anyway. This means she orders out - a lot. Good news? Hardly any friction over cleaning dishes. Bad news? Her take out boxes leave little room in the fridge for your food.

BONUS: Regardless of who you room with, you’ll hardly ever worry about a break-in or any crime in your neighborhood because your roommate is a professional hero and will kick any home intruder stupid enough to try anything.

[dennyyyyette]

crop tops and short shorts || kuroo tetsurou x m!reader

plot: m/n had secret, and he decided to show it off to his boyfriend.

“I’ll see you later, honey!” Kuroo called as he heads his sports bag, closing the door as he heard his lover say “Love you, be safe!” M/N waited for a few seconds and made sure Kuroo was gone, before executing his plan. He has been doing this for the past month or so, and he always got away with it. You may be asking, “Well, what is this hobby he’s been doing behind Kuroo’s back?”

I’ll answer that for you. He dresses up in his favorite stash of clothing. Feminine clothing. M/N had always loved the idea of showing off his feminine side, but he hasn’t been so confident in doing that in public. Even in front of his own boyfriend. He’s always been known as a fashionista of sorts by his friends, so it probably wouldn’t surprise them if he did walk out in these clothes in public. But nope! M/N would rather hide this then be judged by bystanders.

As he pulled out his box filled with dresses and skirts, he picked out the ones he wanted to wear. He pulled out a mesh undershirt, a purple crop top, short shorts with leg straps, and ankle-high boots. He looked at his accessories and saw some moon shaped earrings, a necklace with a cross and a collar.

“Perfect, these would look great together.” He muttered to himself. He jumped excitedly as he laid out the outfit on his bed, ready to get in the outfit. He then remembered that he had to get the place ready for a mini photo shoot. Yup, he does photo shoots too. M/N made a social media account where he would post his looks, and they got tons of likes and got shared all around. He sometimes got recognized while he was walking around, but of course he would deny that it’s him. He placed the mirror near his station and placed a plant behind him. He got the remote for LED lights and changed it to a purple color, then turned on the fairy lights on the mirror.

He stepped back to look at his work, then nodded. “Alright, time to change!” He took off his shirt and boxers then got into the outfit. After he did so, he put on the accessories. “Ooh look at me go! I look so good,” he said as he looked at himself in the mirror. He took his phone and checked the time, before taking a quick mirror selfie.

(just imagine that it’s you in the photo with the clothes!)

“Ooh, nice nice. I look great, guess I should take some photos now before Kuroo comes back from volleyball practice.” M/N muttered to himself, before taking photos of himself. He loved this outfit so far, and he knew this outfit would be loved by his fans online. He took the best photos of himself, posted it on Tumblr. Tumblr was his go to page for fashion, so he just had to share his fave outfit.

m/n.ie: new outfit today, and I actually really like this one! follow for more :))

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“Wahhh! 2,000 likes already? Guess people are more active today.” He put his phone down then looked at himself once more. Oh no, his impulsiveness is kicking in. “What if I just- no no that wouldn’t be good... bUT—“ He laughed at himself for thinking about this stupid idea, but eventually getting tempted to do so. “Okay, if I visit Kuroo now, everyone will be there and people will stare, but I’ll get to see his reaction to my outfit and also tell him about it after hiding it for so long! However, if I do that, I need to be outside, where people can judge me.” He talked to himself, before flopping on the bed.

“Is it really worth it just to get a reaction?”

And it was at this moment, he knew he had to give his boyfriend a surprise visit.

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“NICE KILL!”

Lev said as he watched their captain spike through the blocks held by his teammates. “Thanks!” Kuroo said, wiping off the sweat as their coach called for a small break. “Why does it seem like it’s getting harder for me to receive your spikes?” Yaku said, getting up from the floor from when he tried to get the ball. “Guess the training’s been paying off.” Kuroo chuckled, taking a swig of water that his manager sent his way. Yamamoto sneered, looking at his hand as he grasped the net. “Kuroo, you bastard! I won’t let you get through next time!”

“If you want, I can help you practice blocks when we have time off. After all, I’m nice like that.” Kuroo teased, sticking out his tongue as he watched the second year get even more pissed off. Kenma just shook his head at them, wiping off his sweat with a towel. “Whatever.” He muttered, before reaching for his phone to check for updates on his current video game. “Ah, Kenma, what time is it?” Kuroo asked. The noise of Lev being and imbecile was heard in the background.

“It’s 4:36, why?” Kenma asked, eyes glued to the phone as he continued to play his game. “Ah, well M/N’s expecting me to be home by 5 so we can have our date night. I wonder what he’s doing...” He asked himself, before Lev smirked. “Probably thinking about how short he is—“

“Now who you calling’ short?”

A voice boomed in the gymnasium, making everyone look at the gym’s doors. Everyone stared in awe and shock as the young h/c-ette’s walked in, hands on his hips as he pranced his way. His eyes shining bright, clothes fitting right as he slowly walked up to a blushing Kuroo.

“Woah, is that M/N?” Yaku asked, eyes wide as Yamamoto dropped the ball he was holding. “I-I think it is. He looks so... “ He trailed off, shaking his head as he tried to focus on his work. Even Kenma had to stop playing his game to look, clearly bewildered.

Kuroo soon realized everyone was staring, so he quickly took his jacket and covered his boyfriend with it. “B-babe, what are you doing here?” He asked, putting his hands on his shoulders. “I was bored at home, and I just wanted to see you.” M/N lovingly hugged the tall male, in which Kuroo protectively put his arm around him. “I love that you wanted to surprise me, but I don’t want other people staring at you. You’re mine.” He whispered it near M/N’s ear, making him smirk. M/N pulled him by the collar, “Bet!”

“Ugh, guys get a room.” Kenma said as he tried to look away, only to look at M/N’s legs. “Oi! Watch where you’re looking, damn it!” Kuroo scolded, wrapping his jacket around M/N’s waist. Kuroo looked around to see everyone still staring, including the coaches. “Yah! What are you looking at? Get back to work!” Everyone scrambled to go and do something, and Nekomata cleared his throat. “Right, everybody pack up! Club time’s over. Tomorrow will be your break since you need to rest up for the training camp. Go on, get moving!” He clapped.

“OSSU!”

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“So you’re telling me that you’ve been doing this behind my back for about a month now, and you just went to our practice to see the look on my face?” Kuroo asked as he played with his boyfriend’s soft hair, making M/N giggle. “Yup! I’d dint know how to say it to you so i figured might as well just show it to you.” He answered, moving so that he could face Kuroo. He wrapped his legs around the taller male, wrapping his arms around his neck. “You aren’t mad at me, are you?”

“Me? Being mad? Of course not. If you love what you’re doing, then I love you more because of it. Just be happy and do what you want, as long as you don’t forget to do me first—“ Kuroo joked, only to receive a playful slap on his shoulder. He laughed at his boyfriend’s reaction. “I’m kidding! I’m kidding!” He said, making M/N pout.

“You dirty bastard. Come on, we gotta watch a Mean Girls for the third time! Go get the popcorn!” M/N hurried as he got off of Kuroo and went onto the television, grabbing the remote. Kuroo quickly scurried off to the kitchen to get their snacks.

They both snuggled up to each other in the end while watching the movie, safely in each other’s arms of course. M/N was glad that he took the risk of showing off his style, cause now he can have some clarity and finally have no secret to hide.

Guess that’s what happens when you wear crop tops and short shorts.

a/n: HI GUYS OMG HAPPY PRIDE BTW! I’m currently accepting haikyuu requests for male readers since I’m bored during this quarantine, so feel free to just send me a request!

[blazinginbus1]

Omg, let's talk about, six unpopular and/or rare zouis moments that you think should be more appreciated?

Oh goodness, this may be a struggle, angel face. : ( Cause I was reeeally struggling when I answered a previous ask for TEN Zouis moments. I don’t want to sound as repetitive as I (probably) already do on this blog, so I can try my best to give light to some Zouis moments some aren’t quite aware of. Let’s go on this journey together…

1.) The first moment we don’t talk about enough is when DJ Malik brought up DJ Tommo to be his hype man. What a treat!

All Day! All Night!

They also look so incredibly young, it kills me. : (

2.) Is this one controversial? I dunno, but I’m kind of intrigued what Louis contorted his face in such a way at this moment, but the second is on the red carpet at their movie event.

I couldn’t tell you why he did this, but I think I like it because, although it’s a very quick glimpse, it shows how considerate Louis could be for Zayn and his comfort. He simply grasps his shoulder and asks what seems to be, “You alright?” Did he know Zayn was nervous around big crowd events? Who knows, but amidst all the chaos, a familiar face and comforting hand probably helps wonders to calm Zayn. Thank you for asking if he was okay Lou, that was very thoughtful of you; Sometimes all someone needs is the reminder you care for them.

3.) Oh goodness…You guys….We never talk about November 22nd.

It nearly killed me when I first stumbled across a wonderful masterpost explaining it all. It entails what is probably one of the best Zouis nights ever! Paint, partying, and lets be real, probably a few too many pints. I linked it above, for your viewing pleasure. It’s…everything. I think i love it because it shows just how easy it was to mesh Zayn’s world and Louis’ world so easily. When your friends can get along perfectly with your friend’s friends, that speaks a lot for how naturally compatible you are. Bless these lads, I miss these days.

4.) Hmm, I know it’s been brought up just a few times, but I think you all need a friendly reminder that Louis and Zayn took the 5SOS lads out paintballing. What a Zouis thing to do, though, honestly…

That was….O M G. I bet they had so much fun. I’m happy they got the chance to do it. The only downside is the rest of the footage management didn’t sign off to release, probably due to them not using the footage for the movie after all. But as you can see, Ben and his camera crew were there. So…it is what it is, we can only appreciate what we DID get.

5.) This. We don’t talk about this enough. I mean, there’s technically not much to it, I know. But c'mon; look at Zayno getting comfy in his little socks. Louis looking every bit as cozy in his super soft tee shirt and sweats. AND, that they still make it an effort to sit close enough by each other. I had the cursed sweet image popping up in my mind of Louis and Zayn, buckled in their own seats, but holding hands across the aisle during take off, knowing Zayn’s still not the best at taking off.

Also, you didn’t hear it from me, but this inspired Louis’ verse in History about private planes. It doesn’t feel the same when he’s got no hand to hold on takeoff. That’s all I’m gonna say…They look very cute all comfy-looking nonetheless.

and lastly! 6.) This might be a cop-out, because it’s not technically a ‘Zouis moment’, but YALL—I still need to know w h y Louis and Zayn swapped bodyguards after Zayn left…I mean, obviously we can explain Louis bringing Preston back for a period of time.

What I still DO NOT get is why Alberto was seen with Zayn all of once?

I appreciated seeing that, of course. But it’s still…so random and unexplained. And yes, I’ll reiterate, it’s not a technical Zouis moment, since it doesn’t include them both together, but…I still associate Louis with Alberto, and Zayn with Preston, so I consider it a funny Zouis-associated thing.

Anywho, I hope you enjoy these. There’s always something Zouis occurring. I love how there’s so much content we can share. Fuckin loooove it. Thank you for asking your question, and sorry I couldn’t get around to it sooner; life happens, you know… anywho, ENJOY!

[kittaepurrfect]

Birthday Present

Genre: Smut

By: Admin Podo

ReaderXJhope

Words: 1,686

Notes: mostly sub!Jhope and dom reader, some light bondage, a bit of orgasm denial, a little pet play

You had been dating Jung Hoseok for a while now. You trusted him with just about everything; he was your ray of sunshine after all. But there were a few things that you had not told anyone, well…except maybe your best-friend that you probably told too much.

You guys had been friends for way longer than you had known Hobi and you had told her more than you should probably have told any other human. Being a rather discreet, introverted, and private person, most people did not know very much about you besides what you liked to call “surface” you. And even though your boyfriend had gotten to know you more than most of your friends, you still had many layers.

But again, yeah, you had probably trusted this one bitch too much. You had told her not only what you looked for in men, but also all your kinks and turn-ons. She knew way too much and if you didn’t love her so much—never mind that, ahem.

Every year since you had started dating the wonderful boyband member Jhope, H/N and him had been giving you surprises on your birthday. These always made you slightly anxious. It was worse this time because they told you to just come to your apartment after work. Usually they told you to go somewhere and they held an event for you, sometimes with other people you all knew.

When you got home you were more anxious because the lights were on and H/N and Hobi were not waiting to jump out at you. You put your stuff down and quickly walked to your bedroom where you could hear them talking. Omg, the door was also closed, wtf were they doing?

When you walked in your mouth literally opened and you gasped.

“See, I told you she would like it.” H/N smiled.

Hobi looked down and blushed, “She didn’t say that, she’s just shocked…”

H/N was holding a leash that was attached to a large studded collar around Hoseok’s neck. H/N had also found some fake ears that were a similar color to his blondish pinkish hair. The shirt he wore was not really a shirt: it was mesh and mostly see-thru and the sides went all the way down to his black skinny jeans. It was too revealing and you gulped, feeling your face get very hot.

H/N tugged on his leash a little and smiled evilly at you. Handing you the end of the leash, “He’s all yours, Y/N.”

As you stared at the blushy and fidgety Hobi you heard the door to your apartment slam as H/N left.

“Um…” Jhope fake coughed. “What do you think?”

When he looks up at you like that your heart melts, “You…are so cute Hobi!!!!”

You pull on the leash to bring him to you, letting go of it as you crash your mouth into his. He giggles into the kiss. As you are now very turned on your tongue seeks entrance almost immediately and he accepts you. You “accidentally” put your hands in his shirt, first grasping him by the waist, then moving your hands from his abs up to his chest.

He moans into your mouth, a deep and low one. You can already feel your lower body aching at this.

When you finally take a breath, you ask him, “How much did H/N tell you?”

“Um,” more blushing. “I could not believe all those things she told me were all about you, but I decided to go with it because I know you trust her.”

Under your breath, “Because I’m a fucking idiot…”

Hoseok grabs your hands that are still on his chest, “Anything you want to do to me today, I’m all for. It’s your birthday and I love you so much.”

“But you’re not uncomfortable with…anything she told you?”

“No, not at all. I’m willing to try all of it. Especially involving you.” He gives you the evil smirk that always make you want to smack and fuck him at the same. Whispering in a very low tone and coming closer to your face, “Because you are the sexiest woman I have ever met.”

Hearing this, something in you snapped. You backed up and returned his smirk with a wide grin and he stopped smirking at you. “Are you ready then, Hobi?”

With wide eyes, he nodded at you. You let go of the leash and kind of violently removed his “shirt”. You begin sucking on his neck but quickly move down to his chest and tease his nipples with your mouth and your hand. He sucks in breath and moans with a needy voice. He holds onto the foot of the bed behind him to support himself. When you stop, he is breathing hard and you notice a bulge in his tight jeans.

“Why don’t you strip now?” you look up at his ears, “my puppy.”

He quickly complies and stands there, naked in front of your completely clothed self except for his collar. You walk up to him and give him a peck on the lips and grab the leash again. “Let’s get on the bed.” The look in your eyes scares and excites Hobi at the same time. “Lay down first.”

“Yes…um…”

Your eyes flash again, he imagines. “Hmm, say yes ma’am.”

“Yes, ma’am!” and he lies down.

You look at the nightstand and see that H/N has supplied you with different interesting things. You smile and hear Jhope fake cough again. You grab a thin strip of cloth and walk over to him. You motion at him and he immediately guesses what you want. After he puts his hands above his head you tie them to the bed post.

You walk over to the door and close it, then dim the lights a bit. Going to the foot of the bed where Hobi has a direct view of you, you slowly strip to your underwear. You congratulated yourself in your mind for wearing matching panties and bra. Hoseok has that evil smirk on his face again.

Wasting no more time, you go to the bed and straddle him and he groans because you were not being gentle. As soon as you do so, you feel his hardness underneath you and gasp.

You begin grinding on him and he moans and whines at you, “Oh no, Y/N, ah fuck…” You hold onto his muscular shoulders for support and the friction makes you moan and after a bit you are getting wet.

You abruptly stop. Smirking at him, “For being such a good boy, I’ll give you a reward.”

He tilts his head at this and you contain the thought that it can’t be possible he’s this cute. Clearing your throat, “Do you want me to take off my bra or my panties?”

Whining, “Why can’t you take off both?”

“Are you going to be a bad boy now, Hobi?”

Daring to laugh at you, he answers, “Are you going to punish me then?”

Without answering, you get up and grab the lube on the nightstand.

You see his eyes fill with regret and you grin.

Pouring an excessive amount on his hard and pink cock you dramatically put the bottle of lube down then rub the lube all over his lower body: his cock, balls, and beautiful thighs. He groans as if he’s in pain at your extreme attention. Pausing to remove your panties, you then seat yourself on one of his already wet thighs and sigh. Both of your moans mix in the air as you continue slowly pumping him while grinding yourself against his thigh.

“Ah, Y/N, I can’t take it much longer…gonna…”

You quickly let go of his hard length and he whines at you.

“Are you gonna be a goody boy now, Hobi?”

“Yes,” he nods vigorously.

“Yes, what?”

“Yes, ma’am!”

You take off your bra and say, “Good boy.”

Straddling him and hovering over him you lightly grab his cock again and align it with your dripping entrance. When you slam down on him harshly he fills you up and you both gasp. You surprise him by then untying him from the bed post but not actually untying him.

Hobi sits up and you put his arms behind your back and he gives your breasts attention as you sloppily move on his cock. As he sucks harshly on one of your nipples you remove his fake ears so you can run your fingers through his beautiful hair.

You can’t take much more of it so you yank on his leash and he groans and looks up at you.

“Do you think you deserve to come Hobi?”

“Yes, ma’am!”

Smiling at him, “Well I don’t think I can take much longer without your hot come filling me up— “

You felt like his eyes darkened when you said this and his arms tightened around you. Hoseok leaned himself against the headboard and angled you so he could thrust into you.

His thrusts into you started off steady but as they got faster they became more randomly spastic. Both of you were moaning and cussing.

“Ah, Hobi.” You said breathily, “I’m going—to cum—soon…”

At this he pounded into you harder and the slapping of your skin against each other was very loud and wet. You moved your mouth to his and you moaned into each other’s mouths.

As Hoseok came hard inside you he screamed out, pulling you closer to himself. You came soon after him and you both lay there sweating and breathing hard.

After you came off him you untied his hands and laid down next to him, too tired to do anything else.

With half-closed eyes Hoseok turns to you smiling, “So, do you have anything else you want to do, Y/N?”

Groaning you put your red face into a pillow.

Hobi giggles and you feel him grab you and allow him to be the big spoon. He kisses your neck and you both eventually fall asleep (much to your disgust in the morning because you probably should have taken a shower after that…)

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[crjswift]

What are your top 5 favourite taylor candids and top 5 taylor photoshoots?

 omg this is such a random question! i love it though… there’s just so many amazing candids wtf idek what to choose :/ she looks incredible every time she steps out of her house rip anyway i’m gonna MAKE AN ATTEMPT … warning it’s quite long and rambly

CANDIDS:

1. this day was truly incredible… this outfit!!!!! the crop top with the little bow tie thingy, the way her blouse is mesh to reveal her bra… the skirt… the shoes with the metallic heel detail… her hair… HER HAIR!!!! these bangs were my fav… her lips…. going out to get indian food with her friends…. wtf!!!! date me and you wouldn’t even need to go out for indian food tay!! i love you!!!

2. HER BOOBS IN THIS!!!! fuck!!!! also one of my biggest weaknesses is gym taylor… i love all her workout looks but this one murdered me… SHES PULLING THE ZIP DOWN TOO LIKE. dkjhgkhjfg……..

3. TODAY WAS A FAIRYTALE.MP3… this look was so pretty and angelic oooooh i love this dress and the see-through sleeves!

4. the paddington bear look !!!! actuallythere’s loads of v nice winter looks of hers (esp that one where she rewore the stripey scarf that she wore during haylor? also all her haylor looks were great. yall know im partial to haylor and her looks then lol im weak) but this one was prob my fav??? so cute… my silly cozy winter girlfriend……… she kinda looks like she’s going to school too?! she looks like someone i’d wanna date while studying at nyu… jsut like… kissing on the campus quadrangle or something … knocking off her beanie… and eveyrones like… dude…. wwow….. and after she’s done leaving red lipstick smeared on my face and i’m in a rush to get to my next class .. .she’s just adjustign her beanie and trotting off with this smug look. like YEA. THAT’S MY GF. I JUST MADE OUT WITH HER. aLSO I LOOK CUTE AF. i’mdayd reaming here sorry i just love her os muc h

5. irly loved this look?? i think tay looks sooo cute n kinda sexy in those oversized button down shirts….. meep. plus she was hanging out with lorde. so win all around.

6. bonus to this one bc… damn girl… step on my face

PHOTOSHOOTS

1. this keds one !!!! idk what it was about but she just looks like she was having a super good time and i wanna be a part of it… also this particular outfit was sooo cute

if i’m not wrong her skirt was actuall a skort…… love it

2. THIS BEACHY GQ ONE. idek how to choose one from this bc she waS SO HOT. obviously the wet one and b&w one of her lying on the bench are my favs….. but all of them make me hard as fuck … the other b&w is so beautiful… help me…

http://taylorpictures.net/thumbnails.php?album=3349

3. THE KAYLOR VOGUE SHOOT. BC WELL, KAYLOR.

roadtripping girlfriend vibes !!!! this looks like it could be for some kinda indie short film or for some music video….. you know how there’s this huge surge of wlw music videos… this scene should be for that. in a later scene, they’re seen splashing about in the water at the edge of the beach, and then they’re seen kissing while the waves engulf them. lol

THIS ONE STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF DESERT THEMED LESBIAN WEDDING????? HOT.

4. ANOTHER KEDS ONE ! they always do her hair and make up really nice…

5. i forget where this is from but this shoot was sooo pretty and soft and vintagey! her hair in some kinda lowbun thing with her bangs + little pieces framing her face! her big gem-stone earring. her eyes. her lips. her dress. i wanna just like, hang her up on my wall. but also i wanna kiss her so much.

6. BONUS… actually this rolling stones photoshoot was my absolute fav but i forgot to add it to the list at the top and now it’s reached the bottom but this is one is 100% my fav.

the video was sooooo beautiful… her wet hair, wet lashes, wet clothes… mostly bare face… i’ve always wanted taylor to be brunette and it always kinda looks so when her hair is wet... im in love... the shape of her breast in the second one... ok...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smEerKwy-rM

aahhhhhh

BONUS is this gorgeous photoset that someone made of this shoot + the words she said i think to someone about a breakup on an insta post/tumblr reply or something. i can’t rmbr but i love those words and that look and those images etc

http://ridiculousoptimism.tumblr.com/post/120336148574

OK DONE

this was soooo hard. conclusion: i’m so gay for taylor swift and i wanna date her and live between her tits and die between her thighs …..

[luvdsc]

oh my gosh you’re a minho stan too?? perhaps i need to: bless you with these godsent minho pics i’ve found 🥰 also YES !! the trailer is so amazing and felix looks so??? pretty?? (excuse my excessive use of punctuation LOL) and omg that’s how i started stanning ab6ix !! he caught my attention in the 00 liner psycho cover esp with that little riff he did 🥺 his voice is so pretty my gosh it’s so hard to keep up and i barely do! skz and nct constantly FEEDS with content :’))

omg YES minho is my fave!!!! 🤩💖 and pics of minho?? 👀 I wholeheartedly accept them with open arms 💓💓 the trailer looked sooo good!!! but I also was a little ?? at the tattoo mesh shirts (?) they were wearing shsujsnsjs but nevertheless, they all looked amazing!! 🌸 and felix looked ethereal hssijsdnjd (also in this house, we love excessive uses of punctuation!!!!) aaaah oh my gosh, yes!!! 💝 daehwi sang that cover sooo well, and same with their got7 cover :’) his voice really is so unique and pretty ✨ oh gosh, I’m behind on skz and nct content rip and the way skz does vlives so often too?? h OW