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im actually hyped to see that warframe
#cyte's protoframe is kinda underwelming#but the warframe ver?#MMMMMMMMMMMMMM#oh god he slays#i need him in my arsenal right now#him holding ax-52 on display in the orbiter#actually i kinda hate all protoframes because they have faces instead of. you know. helmets#(arthur is close to an exception but im not drawing him)#helmet makes everything better#helmet stays on everyone#btw no coloring or full portrait because i don't have him yet. obviously#warframe#warframe cyte 09#my art
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"Ughhh, I'm too pretty to be doing math Azul... You there, come here~✨️🦀"
The glamorous mascot of Mostro Lounge. What he lacks in brain, he makes up with with his looks (driving Azul insane in the process, however he can pay him in exposure so it's not that bad). He may not serve drinks but you best believe he'll serve cunt🦇
#MATERIAL GWORL#i had so much fun w this one oh my god#he participates dress to impress tournaments w idia floyd and pomefiore students#it's pure chaos#idk man he's so derpy I love him#twst oc#my art#twisted wonderland#twst tehei#he's right behind vil and cater w magicam following#he'll post shit like 'another day another slay' while putting on that ugly ahh costume bro lmaoo
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THE BAND SINGING UMAZANE MISLI [x]
#joker out#nace jordan#jan peteh#kris guštin#jure maček#jance#umazane misli#fave#except jan he just spoke it#HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST#NACE SINGING TO JAN WHILE HE PLAYS HIS BASS#JURE SINGING AND FORGETTING THE WORDS YOU HEAR THIS 20 TIMES EVERY NIGHT WTF#KRIS SLAYING#I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS EVER HOLY SHIT#jure being like 'oh fuck' and then SMASHING IT#oh god help this is amazing
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📸: Ursa Premik
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"A Rekindling of Faith!"
Malevoversary 2024 | Sunday Prompt | The Order
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#malevoversary2024#malevoversary#malevoversary day 6#wallace larson#god i hate larson#all my homies hate larson#cant believe i drew this mf#also kinda hate that he slayed a bit too hard here#but oh well#also also there is something kinda funny about me posting larson rekindling faith during easter#there is an irony there i cant quite place#anyways#TrustyPaladin
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All this talk about Princess Maker 2 Hell had me curious, and I-
Now hang on a second....
No way...
TAMSYN!!!
#cannot BELIEVE THIS SHIT#a war hero is given a saughter of the heavens to raise and how well he raises her determines the future of humanity???#now why does that sound familiar????#oh my fucking god#I love this series#I adore this series#did she do this on purpose??? was that ama reference a fucking in joke with herself???#btw the hell ending is where the daughter slays the demon king and takes his place as ruler of hell#or the one where she marries the devil lmao#the locked tomb#ntn spoilers#nona the ninth#princess maker 2 hell
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the star trek voyage home costume designers costume designers, probably: we want everyone in this movie to be dressed SOOOOO BAD. like CRIMINALLY BAD. except for sulu, who will use his ten minutes of screen time to strut around San Francisco dressed like a leather space wizard.
production team: ….ok? what about the main characters though… what will spock wear?
the star trek voyage home costume designers: who cares... a bathrobe or some shit. anyway george takei will be serving absolutely earth shattering levels of cunt.
#just kidding i liked bones’ out fit alot he was cute#but oh my god was sulu slaying#the gave us what we wanted fr#star trek tos#star trek#hikaru sulu#sulu star trek#star trek tvh#star trek movies#star trek iv: the voyage home#the voyage home
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one of my favorite things in op. luffy, usopp and chopper being absolutely enamoured by franky!
AND the best part is franky WILL NEVER NOT EAT UP THEIR AMAZEMENT!! INFACT HE LOVES IT!!
#the above panel lol#he's like oh yeah what's the point of using my supeeerrr shits if these three are not here to watch it#haha i love him!!#pookie#franky op#you slay big bro!!#cyborg franky#franky one piece#one piece franky#monkey d. luffy#god usopp#tony tony chopper#luffy#usopp#chopper#franky#one piece#straw hats
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Hey guys do we fuck with unfinished messy sketches on tumblr dot com
#jada asked me why hes so slay in that one fullbody and honestly. i dont have a good answer. he just is#i felt the urge to draw some mc11 sanford bc i literaly never fuckign draw him liek that sorry buddy#ive been so kind to you kately only drawign sweet stuff. to the horrors with you#(hes my favorite i swear)#madness combat#madcom#madness combat sanford#sanford madness combat#oh god i forgot deimos snuck in here too whats up buddy#deimos madness combat#madness combat deimos#mc deimos#mc sanford#sanmos#bc ofc when i draw them together theyve gotta be doing some gay shit. whats wrong with them (said lovingly)#madness project nexus#it counts ok#op#my art#simmons likes to draw
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LOOOOOOORDDDD I CAN'T
LOOK AT HIM OMG!!!!!
MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY
THE SWEATER???? THE GRANDPA SWEATER OUTFIT WHILE VISITING HOPS CABIN????? RAHHHHHH
ALSO MAYA AND FINN YES SIRRRR
WE WON SO BAD IT'S HILARIOUS
#stranger things#mike wheeler#mileven#byler#st5#mike wheeler defender#mike stranger things#finn wolfhard#maya hawke#robin stranger things#he's slaying too hard#oh god they're going to kill him#he looks so good it's actually insane#same with maya#can't believe this is my life#stranger things 5#stranger things season 5
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Consider:
Nureyev’s going undercover as a hypnotist for a show at a grand party of the wealthy (somewhere in the estate is a safe with some very important schematics he'd like to get his hands on).
He researches extensively, first pouring over books and then spending hours choosing outfits, rehearsing flourishes and precise movements. He’s also researching the heist itself, of course. But this time, Juno seems more annoyed with all the time he spends on his research. Juno lounges on the bed watching his boyfriend practicing his entrance over and over, only interrupted by occasional dives to double check his books.
Juno huffs and breaks the silence.
“What a bunch of bullshit, can you believe people actually think this hypnosis shit works? Controlling other people with your voice, my ass.” He rolls his shoulders, they've been tense for days, and the pain is worsening his mood.
“Oh now, it’s a performance like any other,” Nureyev replies, “but my research shows people can be put in a trance, can be hypnotized, provided they want it themselves. One cannot make someone do something against their will. They must want to be hypnotized, to let go and be open and obedient. It's quite interesting."
“Can’t see why anyone would want that at all.” Juno says in a snappy retort, but he considers it in his head. Being in a trance, mind blank, just floating and being open to... whoever’s in control. He’d hate it, of course, he’d feel way too vulnerable. Even more so in front of a crowd, at a show of all things. He needs to always be alert.
But…
Sometimes he just wants a break from it all, even his own head. Especially his own head. To relax and leave himself in the hands of... well. Maybe he can see the appeal, just a little.
He doesn’t say any of this out loud, of course. Nureyev just hums, practising how he'll pick his pendant out of his front pocket.
“Juno,” he says after a while, “since you’re not receptive to actually being hypnotized, can I test the act on you? Then you can tell me how it looks, without being distracted.” He smiles, one of his canines peeking out.
“Yeah, alright,” Juno replies, trying to sound nonchalant. He sits up at the edge of the bed, stretching a little, ignoring the little jump of excitement he feels for a brief moment. “But I’m still gonna tell you whenever you sound way too ridiculous.”
Nureyev's smile widens, and Juno's eye focus on his sharp teeth. “Wonderful, Juno.”
Nureyev starts with his grand entrance, speaking to the imaginary audience. Juno’s both in awe at his confidence and ability to glide seamlessly into the role, through the sheer ridiculousness of it all.
He resists the temptation to make a snide remark when Nureyev adresses an invisible audience member with the tales of his past deeds.
“… and I shall do it all, with this!” Nureyev reveals the crystal pendant he’s fastened to a chain in a dramatic flourish. “Now, esteemed audience, please quiet down so I can demonstrate my abilities on this lovely lady.”
He sits on a chair in front of Juno. “Now please Juno, focus on the crystal. Let your thoughts clear. All that matters is to keep your eye on the crystal, and listen to my voice…”
Juno rolls his eye, but still leans forward. Nureyev holds the crystal up by the chain so it catches the light, and starts swinging it slowly back and forth.
"That looks really stupid," Juno remarks.
Nureyev shushes him.
It’s a pretty jewel, probably worth quite a lot. Juno wonders where Nureyev stole it. It’s a deep violet that shifts from a sparkling, deep blue, into a gold-speckled pink. It naturally grabs his attention, swinging back and forth. The swinging part still looks stupid. But maybe it would be nice to...
The pendant swings, and Nureyev keeps talking in his smooth voice. This might not be so bad, after all. Juno doesn’t feel vulnerable, there’s nothing to be worried about, he knows he’s safe with Nureyev. Who’s currently speaking, but Juno can’t recall what he’s been saying. He focuses on Nureyev’s steady voice again; he loves listening to that melodic voice.
“You feel the tension leave your jaw, your neck, your chest, arms, that’s it, relax…”
It’s surprisingly easy, Juno thinks, to relax. Usually it’s hard to let go of all the tension that sits in his body. It's such a constant part of him that it almost feels strange how easy it melts from his limbs.
“… your stomach, your legs..."
He's breathing more deeply now, he notices. It's comfortable where he sits on the bed, letting his eye follow the pretty pendant that catches the light. He's safe here.
"...very good, relax for me, you're doing so well."
Juno feels warm at that. He's glad he's doing well. Nureyev's voice really suits this kind of thing, he thinks. Smooth and low and inviting. Juno wants to tell him he sounds nice, but he's so relaxed. It can wait. He struggles to keep his eye open.
"... even more relaxed and sleepy, and you'll only let go on my count - wait, Juno?"
The pendant stops for a moment. Juno lets out a low, protesting sound. It's very hard, but Juno lifts his heavy eye to Nureyev's face. He was doing well, wasn't he?
"Are you really -?" Nureyev says softly.
Juno's so relaxed and comfortable, he felt so close to letting go and now he's confused about what Nureyev's even talking about. He manages a questioning "hmm?"
Nureyev stares at him for a long moment, considering, and then he smiles again, showing his sharp teeth. He cups Juno's face, and it feels nice, so Juno leans into it.
"Oh Juno, you are too lovely, " Nureyev says and holds up the pendant again, swinging the beautiful crystal. "Look back at the crystal and keep listening. That's it, well done, and you feel yourself gliding back into the comfortable feeling. Just focus on my voice and how good it feels."
Juno's eye is following the jewel again, how it catches the light, his breathing evening out. He feels like he's enveloped in a soft blanket.
"When I count down, you will feel even more relaxed at every step. When I reach zero, you will sleep for me. You'll be fully under, open, and relaxed. No need to be distracted, just be in the moment, no need to think of anything else..."
Distantly, Juno hears Nureyev speak for another minute, then he starts to count down from ten. For every number, he feels heavier, and more and more comfortable. It's so easy to let go. He wants to let go, to let Nureyev take care of him. Vaguely, he realizes he's wanted it ever since Nureyev introduced him to his newest con. Blank, soft, mindless. Quiet. Juno wants that, and he trusts Nureyev. Of course he does.
"Zero. Sleep for me, Juno."
Juno does.
#ellie talks#ellie writes#oh my god I haven't written fics like this in seven years#tpp junoverse#juno steel#peter nureyev#jupeter#jupeter fic#well ficlet#I just got an ao3 account maybe this should go there idk#I'm extremely weak for hypnosis tropes in a way somebody probably could psychoanalyze but lets not#I just want hypnotized!juno ok#ofc we need Nureyev with a quiet mind at some point too maybe I'll get to that he needs it too#hey if you liked reading this please let me know#I might write more if people are interested#also apologies for any mistakes as english isn't my first languange#I'm writing the fic I want to see in the world#hypno!jupeter#lets be real nureyev would slay as a show hypnotist
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boop :>
(thank you for the outfit suggestion, it was so pretty!!)
MY FAVORITE BOOP EVER OMG 😭🙌🏻💕
brb dying over how pretty this boi is /pos
#YOU DREW IT OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT SO MUCH AAAAAAA#do you like fic?? or prompts or scenarios?? I write I can write you smt in return#bc oh my god this is AMAZING#LOOK AT THE PRETTY BOI#losing my mind over him omggg#he’s rocking that outfit 10000%%#slay boi#rise mikey#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt fandom#rottmnt fairy au#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#belle answers#I’m losing my mind you don’t understand- /pos
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Narrator art dump
hes so fun to draw i just- GOD
[click images for HQ]
+ one frame on the amv im working on because HELLLOOOOO
#the stanley parable#stanley parable narrator#the narrator#HES SO BABY GIRL#tsp narrator#i literally cannot stop drawing him oh my god#yk what they say#the older the men the better 🥴#something about characters that are only a voice and omnipotent for aroace people#if i threw him at a wall he would stick#SPLAT#…like that#the stanley parable ultra delux#yes he slays also#that outfit plus the rings 🥱#iamfluffle art
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His bullfighting days aren't over quite yet.
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#GET IT??? HIS *BULL*FIGHTING DAYS....hahah yeahhhh im so clever.....#suddenly had the urge to draw old man version matador nando bcs DC randomly called him a matador during quali#and im like oh my god....dc....youre so right....#hoping this piece works as some kind of blood sacrifice for his performance in about 7 hrs :)#get it blood sacrifice??? and hes cutting his hand in this piece???#thats supposed to represent two things.#1. hes doing a blood pact/sacrifice so his performance goes well#2. hes testing the sharpness so he can slay the bull!(and the...horse? 🤭🤭)#had a very interesting convo w Suzuki abt the implications of matador nando#based on a meme i made 😭 abt how our fantasy is that hes gonna be the bullfighter. hes gonna slay the bull#but the reality will be that he looks upon the bull from a distance#hes meant to kill the bull to overcome it. but he just ends up longing to be the bull. he fails.. hahaha get it....#lmao angst aside i think its kinda funny how i can have this reasoning for the matador au in two eras#thats long the old man has been here. has had two distinct periods of challenging the (red) bull#ANYWAYS!!!! hope ya like!!!!!! i think this is pretty relevant hopefully 🤭🤭#quite happy w this one even if it was less of an ordeal than most of my drawings#waaaahahhh hes so handsome!!!!! handsomest guy!!!!!!!#lol scheduling this like an hr before the race cause as i said. its an offering. its a sacrifice. i pray to the racing gods#tw blood#<- just a bit 🥰 he was originally just gonna be holding the sword but i realized ouch! sharp!!!#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#catie.art.#fa14#f1 art#f1 fanart#matador au
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Does anyone else feel like Aylinluna was horribly out of character this episode?? I've heard that apparently some things were cut, so that might be the reason but it still felt weird. Like ur telling me Luna, who has literally been so respectful of Aylin's boundaries literally even last episode, is suddenly forcing her to go out of her comfort zone?? Okay, fine, I understand the concept of wanting ur gf to get along with ur friends, but ur telling me Luna wouldn't stand up for Aylin when someone is clearly getting in her face and making her uncomfortable?? That she would call her an ALIEN??!!!
#look how they massacred my boy#everyone clap that i even spelled that word#god idk today's ep just felt off in general#ongsasun the only saving grace#also let me tell u#u can rlly tell they r lesbians#the only other gmmtv show I've watched was bad buddy#and each step for those boys was like pulling teeth#these two r like doing a speedrun compared to that#they went confess ✅ start dating ✅ kiss ✅ have sex ✅#am i allowed to say sex on tumblr???#also that's what happened right dhsh#imagine if the towel just fell#next ep starts and its ongsa like OH FUCK SORRY#anyway back to aylinluna#the fuck is up with ton#i have such mixed feelings abt that man#sometimes he's a himbo and slay and all#but sometimes he acts like he has the brain of a toddler#earlier episodes luna would've slapped him !!#like what do u mean everyone is like U OKAY after he just accosted not one but two girls#ugh idk#i just dont like how they seem to be going the route of: im ur gf so im gonna baby u#come psppss come socialize silly#LEAVE LUNA ALONE SHE WOULDN'T#also am i crazy but like Aylin's interacted with those ppl before#maybe not ton and mawin but everyone is acting as if she hadn't been making strides in social interaction already#23.5#23.5 the series#aylinluna
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BRAM HAS HIS BODY BACK WE FUCKING WON
#THIS IS CRAZY#BRAM MY BELOVED#OH MY GOD#HES SO SLAY#LOOK AT THOSE BOOTS#HES AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER#GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RKGGT BLW
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