#oh fuck thats so long

[buqbite]

part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)

part 2 (on welt and being just a human)

[moonlit-dreamers]

ultrakitties au from @sillaysii

ive been enamored by these lil creatures

earthmover side profile jumpscare

reblogs appreciated!

[dandp]

I'm watching through the early Phil younows for the first time and boy, we understandably harp on Dan the most for the 2012 era denial/overcompensating but Phil's contributions are fascinating. So far my highlights include:

"Dan and I don't do everything together because then we would get sick of each other...as friends" ok no one was reading into it as if you weren't friends

Him willingly reading out "would you rather marry Dan or lick a hobo" and having an extended moment of silence that lasts way too long to be casual as he fights for his life trying to figure out what to say before saying hobo and quickly trying to move on. Then Dan joins later on and he unprompted tells Dan about this. Also should be noted shortly after he answered he was like "huh weird my chat is suddenly being slow and there's nothing for me to read out" which seems a little too convenient to me

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

Do you think if the trolls all came back, like everything in the main comic did happen and they were alive again. Do you think Feferi would actually forgive Eridan? Or want to even be his friend after everything? I don't personally like the erisol and fefertasprite interaction…felt rushed…..so I just wanted to know your opinion if things were different! :)

Yeah, I think they would be! Feferi is one of the trolls who takes dying the least badly (relentless optimism) and Eridan does genuinely feel bad, which means a lot when it's Eridan. I think she really is genuine when she says she wants them to be friends and also that she's really not the type of person to hold a grudge, and like... death is SUPER cheap in Homestuck, it's really not the horrific, irredeemable, irreperable damage that it is IRL - and if you're talking about (Feferi) and (Eridan), then they're both dead (and irrelevent) now, so the score is kind of even.

In general, the fandom - I mean, people in general, really - tend to have difficulty divorcing themselves from other people. We tend to assume that the people and characters they like will hold similar opinions to themselves. This is how people who like Karkat and don't like Eridan can mentally gloss over or even block out their clear, close friendship, or how people who dislike Cronus can end up overlooking that Meenah actually takes his opinion seriously and unironically defends his wizard thing. Feferi really isn't mad at Eridan or upset about dying the way we probably would be, because she's friends with the horrorterrors, relentlessly cheerful, comfortable with death in general, and death is also just not really that big of a deal in this setting. "I'm really sorry about that, that was shitty of me" is honestly probably all the apology she needs, especially if they came back to life anyway.

[scarycranegame]

anyone else do this?

antis dni, what you have there is an unwarranted sense of self-righteousness, not anything of real value

proship/comship/pro-fiction safe!

[sluckythewizard]

FIIIINALLY almost nailed my designs for lizzie and caspian can i get a HEEEELLL YEAAH???? i think these two make a vvery cute duo and i cannt wait to see them again. i also hope they both get hurt reaaaallly really badly. togeter

[god-of-this-new-blog]

“Sorry that it all went down like it did”

[boarloved-art]

i like the car movies a lot.......

[just-null]

I spent all my tv time watching the episodes that noritoshi appeared in over and over again literally squealing and kicking my feet whenever noritoshi is on screen that my family is just sick of my shit

Noritoshi scolding abt using indoor voices...... swoons....... He would be so orderly and nagging abt it too... uwaa....... coughs

you and me both, bro. The way Noritoshi presents himself with such grace and stoism is so fucking beautiful, even my ancestors possess me to let out their shock. the way his type of character talks, too, with formalities and like he has an image to uphold... HOW CAN YOU NOT YELL AT THAT. Not only that, but he's so... flowy.... from his clothes to his hair and the way he uses his bow in the fight scenes..

the fight scenes served hella cunt. I love shonen sm. Noritoshi fight scenes are so good.... but stop fucking giving him concussions @ gege

[deoidesign]

sometimes you gotta draw your characters as dogs. not even talking dogs just normal dogs. like what dogs would they be.

[lokh]

so. law is apparently associated with the queen of the night flower. and thats my rationale for this

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

IDK if you've ever said anything about it, but in the Lights Out AU, what was Wally's first reaction on realizing that Frank was alive and he wasn't alone anymore? I imagine it was...quite emotional

i Haven't talked about their Initial Reunion yet, no! but yes, it was very emotional! there were certainly many emotions!

namely: fear, confusion, shock, and nearly killing your friend with an oversized baseball bat <3

[luck-of-the-drawings]

FOR A BEAT OF HEART, THE BREATH IS SHOT. AND WITHIN A BREATH, THE HEART IS CAUGHT. THE PIPES ARE BURSTING, UNDER GREAT STRESS, BOLTS TORN ASUNDER, MAKING A MESS. A FINAL COUGH, A FINAL RETCH, A GOREY SLOUGH, CLAIMED BY WRETCH.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

hiiii i know you said you're not very good with headcanons but maybe... just maybe.... since everyone is having a conversation about inappropriate use of mutations... you could give us a few nsft hcs.... please.....

you cant just ask me for my nsft hcs anon you knooww im not good at these.. but i was daydreamin during class this morning so you can have LIKE. SOME semblance of something. below the cut (╯▽╰ ;; )

i dont think i need to jot down roleplay is integral to their sex life but i will anyway. we'll double this review with bdsm/bondage Also being significant (if that not just being an extension of the Roleplay bit. or rather their roleplay is a part of their bdsm--)

charles is the more vocal one between the two of them (but im greedy and despite erik Trying to keep himself under control i imagine he gets a lil more vocal the closer he is to coming anyway...)

Speaking Of Inappropriate Use Of Mutations we already talked Extensively about erik's but how does the crowd feel about telepathic threesomes. its like an h2o molecule but horny. bonus points for scenarios where charles gets to watch himself fuck erik first-class-emma-frost style (Double Bonus Points who's to say movieverse!cherik couldnt have been inspod from that moment huh)

More Inappropriate Use Of Charles' Mutation charles can control how fast/hard erik rides/fucks him

when charles orgasms he (mostly) unintentionally causes erik's to feel more intense alongside his own (bonus points charles can negate the feelings of the refractory period if they're up for another immediate round)

strip chess. its even sexier because in chess sometimes it's the best strategy to sacrifice a piece to advance (the question now is is the objective to win the game or to get naked faster ... curious ... could be both and win in the psychological-warfare department or something...)

eriks a lot more tender than probably expected. i know hes a lover at heart .... (but he will be rougher if that's what charles is looking for that night)

Such Scenarios usually being on nights charles is collared and gets to be eriks 'pet' complete with liberal pulling of the collar and name calling (or is it 'petname' calling Please Laugh)

on that note aftercare is Extensive: they're triple and quadruple checking to make sure the other one's alright, especially if their powers were involved

[jkpng]

happy pride month (25/30)

[sandumilfshou]

qin su fix-it where jgy processes what madam qin has told him then immediately goes to confide in his fiancée because he trusts her, knows shes capable, and doesnt want to make their situation even worse

qin su, who knows shes pregnant with their child, is horrified. mostly at the fact that jgs is such a piece of shit that he would rape and impregnate her mother and then forget about it to the point he sanctioned their marriage. then horrified about the fact that her own mother told jgy, not her. finally, horrified about the fact that she is less disgusted by the situation and more distraught, because she loves a-yao and wants to have their child.

suyao immediately pivot to problem solving mode. theyre still going to get married. qin su isnt going to abort their baby. they still love and trust each other - even more so now. qin su is so happy that jgy came to her with this information instead of hiding it like her mother did.

they consult a few texts, and decide that qin su will fake a medical emergency in her third trimester, one that could explain any disabilities their child may be born with. rusong is born mostly healthy, but they know they'll need to watch his development with a close eye. they love their son, even if he is a little slower to speak than other children his age. he is a good little brother cousin to jin ling.

qin su doesnt have any other relationships, even though she gives a-yao permission to covertly court zewu-jun. jgy really is her one and only, even if they cant be together, even if their relationship has evolved into something else now. they have no more children, but qin su's parents dote on rusong.

jin guangshan still dies horribly. qin su helps her husband plan it in a way that doesnt hurt any sex workers, no matter how horrible and catty some of them are, how some of them treated meng shi.

qin su learns all about her husbands past machinations with jin zixuan, su minshan, xue yang, wei wuxian. she doesnt speak to him for weeks over it, even considers running away with rusong. however much she hates it, she remembers how jin guangshan treated him, how everyone still treats him behind his back even now that he is jin-zongzhu. she doesnt like it, doesnt agree with it, but understands how a-yao was backed into a corner and felt that this was the only way to keep himself safe, to ensure a place in their society.

she still feels nauseatingly guilty every time she looks at jin ling and sandu shengshou together and knows its her husbands fault that they have only each other. they love rusong, but he cannot replace jin zixuan or jiang yanli.

she knows that her husband doesnt regret his actions, only wishes they werent necessary to take, if only because lan wangji's suffering hurts zewu-jun, which hurts a-yao. qin su talks her husband down from the manic state he works himself into after chifeng-zun kicks him down jinlintai's stairs.

then she goes to the quarters they assigned to the nie contingent and slaps chifeng-zun across the face, leaving deep scratches behind as she does so. her husband may have been poisoning the mans mind (which a-yao will no longer do if he knows whats good for him) but that doesnt give nie-zongzhu the right to disparage meng shi and nearly kill her husband in such a disrespectful way.

things are a little better in this universe, but not by much. xue yang still cant be controlled. jin ling still gets bullied for being an orphan. mo xuanyu still falls into demonic cultivation. her husband has committed atrocious, unforgivable acts that have qin su sobbing alone some nights, curled around their gorgeous, happy, but simple-minded son.

but nie mingjue lives a little longer. he still dies from qi deviation, held off as long as possible by the hard work of his sworn brothers, but this time he's lucid enough to beg huaisang to let nie zonghui put him out of his misery.

su minshan is not a great sect leader, but he does his best and is a loyal friend to her husband, and always gives rusong a present whenever he comes by jinlintai.

mo xuanyu still has to be sent back to mo village. he still uses the sacrifice ritual to summon wei wuxian to kill his birth family, but this time jin guangyao isnt on his hit list. its fairly obvious to zewu-jun and a-yao that its actually wei wuxian, thanks to hanguang-jun and sandu shengshou's reactions, and the subsequent summoning of a very much still undead-yet-alive wen ning who was living in a small village in gusu to stay close to wen yuan

(qin su had rolled her eyes when a-yao had stressed about what to do with the fierce corpse in the basement. qin su had taken out the nails herself and asked wen ning what he wanted to do. the poor boy had wanted to grieve his family, give them a proper burial, panicked when he couldnt find a child-size body amongst them. a-yao and qin su spent enough time with hanguang-jun and zewu-jun's young ward who appeared out of nowhere not long after wei wuxian's death to put the pieces together. sizhui loves his ning-shushu very much)

in the end, things are better.

nie huaisang doesnt make for a great sect leader, but with zonghui and jgy to advise him, he manages long enough to revert qinghe nie back to a sect-based succession instead of clan-based succession, and retires to spend his days with art and poetry and never has to pick up a sword again.

wei wuxian and lan wangji get married. they invite sandu shengshou, who yells at anyone who so much as looks as though they may acknowledge the tears on his face. rusong is very excited to have the yiling laozu as an uncle, though wwx's identity is still technically meant to be a secret.

jin ling is named as a-yao's heir. its the only way a-yao can make up for taking away both his parents.

meng shi still gets a whole temple dedicated to her. qin su visits whenever she can to pray to her late mother-in-law.

rusong grows up to be a fairly average cultivator, but he is the light of jinlintai. he loves his parents, and his cousins rulan and sizhui, and adores how much uncle huaisang spoils him.

qin su and jin guangyao still share a bed, are as close as twins, secret conspirators together. sometimes qin su looks at her brother the way a wife looks at her husband and sighs sadly. she doesn't begrudge the days their bed is empty because her brother is sharing one with zewu-jun, because lan xichen makes a-yao happy in the way she once thought she could.

its not the life she thought she'd have, but its one she is content with.

sometimes she goes into their treasure room and sees the faces of strangers trapped in a dagger on one of the shelves.

qin su never touches it. she has no reason to.