#oh fuck me they dont even have a shipname

[faneth]

right where he belongs.

[boytoykevinday]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr (The Sunshine Court Edition):

4/?

☀️ usctrojanny

jeremy knox saying jean moreau needs to get some sun bc he's too pale to pull off red and gold at the moment askjdfh i feel like anyone standing next to jeremy for longer than ten mins needs to wear SUNSCREEN bc that boy RADIATES. stick his sunshine ass next to jean and he'll be able to pull off the red and gold in no time 👍

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👁 jean-mor-uhoh

um!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ HELLO LISTEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️ !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!! i'm the only one to ever win ever BECAAUSE MY FAVORITE BACKLINER WITH NO DISCERNABLE PERSONALITY BESIDES BEING TALL AND FRENCH IS NO LONGER A RAVEN 🗣️ NOT ONLY THAT HE'S A LITERAL TROJAN?!?! I WILL BE SEEING HIM ON THE COURT IN PERSON ???🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

#this ....don't call don't text i will not be answering bc JEAN MOREAU IS A TROJAN

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😎 foxyknoxy

absolutely losing it about jeremy knox announcing jean moreau is going to usc next year immediately after they lost to the ravens like !!!!!!! it's going to be DELICIOUS i can't wait for the NARRATIVES ohhh mygoddd JEAN MOREAU?! A TROJAN?!?!?!

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

✍️✍️✍️ ooooo narratives u say

😎 foxyknoxy

even ALREADY like.......i've been to both evermore and the gold court and they can't more different. i've never met jean (....has anyone?????) but i've met jeremy (can confirm 'captain sunshine' is not an act) and ANYONE going from RIKO to JEREMY is.......let's just say the sun and moon edits are gonna SLAP

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🌸 a-softer-exy

jean moreau - new beginnings

#usc #university of southern california #usc trojans #trojans #jean moreau #exy #web weave #poetry

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🫡 exyisntreal follow

i don't usually do this bc it's my job and they're just classmates to me but as we are working with CRUMBS right now: just watched jeremy knox physically (PHYSICALLY) drag jean moreau into the coffee shop. LIKE BABYGIRL THAT FRENCH FUCK (affectionate) IS TWICE YOUR SIZE WHY R U DRAGGING HIM AROUND

(jean ordered a small black coffee bc of course he did)(dont ask how many shots of espresso jeremy ordered bc u don't want to know)

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🧚 goalie-stan

not to be a lesbian on main but ooohhhh my godddddd OH my GOD can catalina alvarez STEP ON ME i'm gonna fucking LOSE IT

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🥰 boytoyjeremyknox follow

how have i not seen everyone yelling about jeremy/jean??? do i follow the wrong people???

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

i'm pretty sure they've known each other for like a week bro

🥰 boytoyjeremyknox follow

but they have EVERYTHING!!! tan cali boy vs pale frenchman. personalities that will PROBABLY clash but AKJSHD what if they DON'T, backliner/foward, light/dark, moon/sun.............it's all there!!!!!!!

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

ok ok ok you are so right i see ur vision i am sorry i doubted you

#you forgot HEIGHT DIFFERENCE btw #usc #jerejean #is that the shipname? #1129

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🌸 a-softer-exy

jeremy knox

#usc #university of southern california #usc trojans #jeremy knox #trojans #exy #web weave #poetry

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[slimepuparibaba]

getting numbers feat the stellaron twins

the amount of dumb danstelle and caelus 7th (wtf is their shipname i actually dont know) brainrot i have is so fucking unfair you have no clue how long ive been wanting to post some stuff twitters limit is too small i need to drabble like this like

March 7th: Oh, and here's my number, Caelus! Caelus, monotone: Oh. Thanks. March 7th: No problem!

vs

Dan Heng: Here's my number. Stelle: ......... Dan Heng: ...? Stelle: Damn bro. Are... are you hitting on me? Dan Heng: Dan Heng (but red): what Stelle: lmao that's kinda sudden like omg dinner and a movie first Dan Heng (extremely red in the face): (is she stupid? please tell me she's stupid. i'm sure she's just stupid)

and then later caelus just confronts his sister like

Caelus: What the fuck is wrong with you? Stelle: Chill out, bro. It was just a joke. Caelus, under his breath: well he doesnt think that Stelle: What? Caelus: Hm? Stelle: bro i can't hear you, you keep murmuring Caelus: Then maybe you should get your ears checked, sis. Stelle: Stelle: BRUH, IF YOU DON'T-- Caelus: and your eyes Stelle: I WILL WALK. ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPACE STATION. I DON'T CARE WHAT WELT OR HIMEKO SAID. IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT THE FUCKING STELLARON BLOWS UP. HUH? HUH??? Caelus: And it'll be your fault that Dan Heng goes to the doctor because he's experiencing "heart palpitations" Stelle: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH HIS HEART PROBLEMS? Caelus: (yeah no she's dumb)

[jabberwockprince]

PLEASE DO THAT WOULD BE RLLY FUN ACTUALLY!!! and fun based shipnames are so cute actually, they're my fave thing to use

wakes up in a cold sweat

if Zuke/Rin is onionshipping does that mean Zuke/Eloni is just. onion ring.

[feppepurin]

FIONNA N CAKE RANT spoilers ensue

can i just say how wonderful this was . im dying im dead im flying out the window . enemies and lovers bubbline ¿¿¿ sign me the fuck up . marcy was so beautiful in vampireworld . every 1 of her outfits was magnificent and . i just love her ¿¿¿ evil bisexual goth w a pretty laugh what more could you EVER want . shes literally a princess im all for it . also i agree w cake the vampire king is kinda hot . BONNIE THOUGH ⁉️⁉️ W A BADASS HAIRCUT and huntress wizard and martin oh my god . MARTIN WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL MARTIN OFF god fucking damnit 😭😭😭 this wlw mlm different universes parallels had me at the edge of my seat the falling scene and gumlee running away ............. amazing . god i love it . gumlee have known each other for 3 days if im not mistaken and yea maybe the development was a little fast but holy shit im not complaining ¡ who am i to forbid them from kissing in the elevator after running away from marshalls evil mom

fionna and cake tho ¿ the way their friendship persists even thru all these horrors theyve witnessed makes me warm inside. they are so besties forever and truly no amount of fionna messing up and cake getting arrogant will ever change that ♡♡♡ i was so worried for fionna this time tho =<:((( this poor girl. all her dreams abt adventures and heroism are being crushed before her very eyes. when she ran out of the lab crying my stomach turned she was so relatable for that. i really hope she gains some confidence in herself fionna deserves the world <333 THE PETRIGROF JUICE OH MY LORD. THEY MET AT A NERDY CONFERENCE AND SHE AGREED TO GO ON AN EXPEDITION W/ SIMON AND SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIM. SHE DROPPED EVERYTHING JUST TO HANG OJT W/ THIS MAN. THE LETTER. THE I WANT YOU TO BE BY MY SIDE. THE FIREFLIES. THE SONG. THE NOSTALGIA THE WAY SIMONS FACE LIGHTS UP WHEM SHES TALKING ABT BETTY. imma die

orbo being voiced by dave mccormack is the best thing ever id recognize that voice ANYWHERE 😭😭 also this was a delight seeing scarab again hes so silly. ive seen ship art of them and prismo on tiktok and their shipname is prohibited wish <333 idk bout you guys but im so on it prismo x scarab for the win ¡¡¡ also when orbo was talking abt 'THE boss' who did he mean. god ¿ like The God who made the whole place ¿ anyway i really want to see them. we probably wont get this chance tho but still

was so good to see bmo <333 this lil puter will always live in my heart. thank you for your sacrifice little 1 ♡ i get so sad thinking abt how they were living all alone in this desolate place w/ only jerry to talk to. and we dont even know if jerry ever spoke to him ¡ goddamit i hope every version of bmo goes someplace sunny and calm

lich was so fucking creepy ¿¿¿ jesus fuck i felt genuine fear when he spoke. 'cease.' WHOSE FUCKING SCARY DOG IS THAT. goddamn hes just as scary as he was before.....ALSP BETTY. BETTY BETTY GROF MOMENT. AT THE VERY END. she wished to keep simon safe. AND ITS WORKING. WHAT THE FUUUUCK IM SO HYPED THIS WAS SUCH A RIDE

[tabbyrocks]

odd mha ships i dont like and why

dabihawks/ hotwings

they hate eachother. dabi tried to kill him, and theres just literally no chemistry between them. if they ever DID get into a realationship it would be horribly unhealthy. also i think dabi is too obsessed with his dad to want a relationship. (hawks idolizing his abuser does not help)

endevorhawks

absolutely not. this is basically a proship due to the 20-30 year age gap and it being abuser x abused. if you like this i hope you get hit by a fucking car you nasty freak.

twicehawks

didn't realize this was a ship untill recently. gross. sure, they were buddy buddy but ONLY because hawks was trying to get info out of him. hawks liked him as a person / thought he was better then the rest of the villans but twice was set in his ways, so it would never work. also hawks like actually killed him.

bakudeku

literally VOMITS oh my god i hate bakudeku. bakugo is horribly written and the ship itself is so unrealistic. bakugo bullied and abused izuku for 10 YEARS STRAIGHT. TEN YEARS. even with bakugo's "character development" its still really bad. the closest i can see them being is pals.

monobaku

i think this might actually be worse then bakudeku on a logistic level. they both DESPISE eachother. bakugo canonly thinks he's the spawn of Satan. please just let enemies be enemies dear lord.

kiribaku

as much as i hate any sort of ship with bakugo involved this might be the most tame one on this list. i just don't like it. bakugo is overly mean to ALL of his friends and they really only have a strong mutual respect for eachother. also he uses him as a human punching bag just because he can harden. keep your hands to yourself bakugo jesus christ,,

todobaku

this one just makes me sad. bakugo doesn't want a single thing to do with todoroki but todoroki is like so heavily autistic that HE GENUENLY THINKS THEY ARE FRIENDS???? like it hurts me to my core please stop talking to bakugo todoroki im begging.

monoma x tamaki (i dont know the shipname for this and i dont care enough to find out)

I can't believe i even have to mention this one but i had a very interesting situation back when i was active on twitter where ALL of my mutuals thought that this shit was morally okay and i had to block all of them. thats a minor x an adult. i thought we established that freshman x seniors is fucking gross what is WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. "oh but its only a two year age gap-" WRONG!!! its a 2 and a half year age gap. people seem to forget that teenage brains develop really fucking fast that even though the age gap is only 2 and a half years the MATURITY GAP IS HUGE. also, normal fucking 18+ yr olds DO NOT like dating people under 17 (some of them ive talked to, like my brother, said that even 17 is iffy and heavily depends on how mature they are). also, if we completely ignore the age + maturity gap, their personalities clash. tamaki would probably be fucking bat shit terrified of monoma due to how eccentric he is. also they havn't interacted in canon ONCE. this one is also basically a proship.

Bonus:

togachako

I used to hate this ship because i thought it would just be super toxic, but the recent chapters of the manga really won me over. its just the build up to that point was honestly ass, like we went from 20% to 100% WAY too fast.

[ma-lark-ey]

Lark Liveblogs Literature episode 3: Six of Crows duology

As we did with Harry Potter, Shadow & Bone Trilogy, and will be doing with The Mortal Instruments when I get back around to them I am liveblogging my reactions to Six of Crows.

What I know prior:

- We’ve got a guy named Kaz, he’s got a cane. My younger sister tells me I’ll adore him so I trust her judgement.

- There’s also a guy named Jesper, who one of my mates stole the name from for a water genasi. He’s queer??

- we also have someone named Wylen. My sister loves him a lot and tells me I will also love him though I am sceptical.

1.) Six of Crows (5/4/23— 10/4/23)

(8/10)

Right off the bat, I really love Inej! Her perspective is really lovely and her affection (/p) for Kaz is very clear from the get-go. It’s so juicy to meet our main protagonist from the perspective of an admirer and NOT themself. I’m obsessed with that.

I’m very respectfully in love with Kaz and did not say I’d makeout with him in the groupchat in front of god and everyone. No, sir. I am the most normal about Kaz Brekker.

Moving on from my goof, I really love Kaz just as a character. Having a disabled protagonist, much less one that’s Top Dog and very clearly feared and respected by his peers is SO GOOD. And quite honestly I think he’s the first disabled protag I’ve seen that wasn’t like, pity porn or magically nullified (at least in books. Love you Toph of Avatar fame). So if anyone has good reccs of other disabled protag books, drop ‘em. I’d love to read more.

OH I LIED ACTUALLY I READ STORMRUNNER!! I just didn’t get a chance to finish that series entirely so sorry I forgot about that. Love him SO MUCH. he and Kaz are my besties.

Inej 💖💖💖

Thats all.

Also the Banter!!! I’m not even a hundred pages in but the banter in Six of Crows is SO much better than Shadow & Bone. Bardugo has really grown as an author between these two series and it shows. The characters feel much more solid in this. Whereas Shadow & Bone’s characters (minus like, Alina, Nikolai, and Mal) felt extremely 2D at times (in my opinion) and I can see layers to Jesper, Inej, and Kaz right off the bat.

MATTHIAS H E L L O TOXIC MAN OF THE WEEK. im going to eat him.

My sister is fighting for her LIFE defending Matthias but I. THIS MAN IS A CONVICTED SLAVE TRAFFICKER??? SHE SAID ITS NOT HIS FAULT. girl. Get help.

Forgot to update this. Kaz is SOOOOO downbad. He’s DOWNBAD. just kiss her idiot. IDIOT. Wylan is funny, I wanna flick him on the forehead and ruffle his hair. He’s so goofy.

I’m not fully convinced Jesper ISN’T in love with Kaz.

THIS FIREPOX FLASHBACK IS A SPECIAL KIND OF FUCKED UP !!! “Together, they drifted, Jodie’s distended body acting as a raft.” Kaz…..

PIECED TOGETHER WHY KAZ HAYES TOUCH IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY

EVERYONE IN THIS BOOK DOWN BAD FOR EACH OTHER!!! LOVE HEXAGON FR.

The Jylan Wesper whatever the fuck this shipname is development is literally such a tone change from Kaz I’m LAUGHING.

Kaz: This is how my brother died, audience.

Jesper, boutta catch himself a twink: cowabummer.

Nina. Nina you’re better than this. Nina how could you get the alarm sounded. NINA.

Okay debriefing after part five. I’m so. So. So.

Kaz and Inej better kiss. Jesper stop flirting you are about to die. Matthias I almost killed you alive. I wanted to burn you at the stake fr. Nina you’re a queen. You’re theiving. Kaz dont die so you can admit emotional vulnerability for the first time ever. Jesper so proud of you for overcoming tour cringe crush on Kaz. Hurry ip and makeout with Wylan this tension is PAINFUL.

THE ENDING THE ENDING THE ENDING SHSBSBSBSB THATS SO MUCH IM GOING TO EAT WYLAN I LOVE HIM. BOY OF ALL TIME. ILL MAKE OUT WITH YOU.

2.) Crooked Kingdom (13/4/23-17/4/23)

(9/10)

Listen. Okay. My Tumblr was glitched out for the first half of this book so I couldnt say anything but I can NOW.

All of this is WILD.

Kaz Brekker, you are stupid and dumb and I NEED you to be honest about your emotions for ONCE. i swear to GOD you pathetic little WORM.

Wylan’s mother what the HELL. what is HAPPENING. This is so fucked up I hope Jan Van Eck gets his life fucking destroyed by Kaz fuck him UP.

Kuwei i love and hate you so much you cheeky fuck that was so sly but also how fucking dare you do Jesper like that. Little shit. You’ve been too heavily influenced by these deceitful little canal rats.

Wylan babygirl I love you. I’ll kill you if you ACTUALLY spilled to your dad. Honestly thank god Kaz barely tells you anything. I love you. Rot in hell for this one.

STURMHOND 💓💓💓 NIKOLAI LANTSOV 💖💞🖤💚💞 I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE YOU IM SO HAPPY YOURE HERE I MISSED YOU BESTIE MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH IM SUCH A NIKOLAI GIRLIE YOU GUYS.

Oh update on Matthias I’m neutral on him now. Sorry for my Matthias slander earlier. I do still have beef.

Everytime a plot twist happens in this book its like “YES. MICHAEL. what do you want now? More money? A check? My SOUL?”

Okay Wylan. Sorry I cussed you out so bad. You’re good. We’re friends again

MATTHIAS DIES????

Wild ride through and through. Obsessed with this. I would’ve liked to see more of Inej’s closure than we did— but I’m not mad at it. I think Pekka being the closing chapter was. I dont know. I have neutral feelings on the Pekka chapter.

I do think I like Crooked Kingdom more than Crows? I really liked it a lot !! And. I will be honest with myself and admit its because of the Sturmhond content. I know myself. I can admit when I am foaming at the mouth over my #1 bestie babe of all time Nikolai Lantsov.

That’s. All. I suppose?

Really did enjoy it !! If you have a fic where we see more of Inej and her family reuniting. Drop it. Or recs in general. I need more recs. I dont know the tag culture of this fandom yet <<3 scary <<3

Next series: All For the Game, Nora Sakavic.

Bonus:

Here’s my ranking of the Crows, btw. I love them all but some. Significantly more than others not sorry.

1. Wylan Hendricks

2. Inej Ghafa

3. Kaz Brekker

4. Jesper Fahey

5. Nina Zenik

6. Matthia Helvar

I dont know if this is a hot take or not. I just. <<3 Wylan and Inej <<3

[batarangsoundsdumb]

hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .

if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation

Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh

this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.

Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 

i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho

speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible

tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 

Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏

how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???

'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 

about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.

you are the only funny person on this hellsite

how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.

Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)

check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)

dick grayson but he's nicki minaj

his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 

Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol

you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link

...

why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.

Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery

ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.

i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD

THANK YOU

bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.

people tend to do it in the bathtub.

WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns

i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think

lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.

if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk

i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.

saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3

literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.

I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.

fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)

It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece

OH my god dude lmao

there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more

it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )

i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)

shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.

Wait, hear me out

Bernothy @redlightofdawn

great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname

Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?

Wait no, I regret sending that ask

these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.

crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-

WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol

she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.

Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god

lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.

Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like

send to me or lose a toe

🌸 ⭐ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! ⭐🌸😋

thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMduBy3Sr/

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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.

Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 

fanksss also lmao.

That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but

There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?

oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.

"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure

yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.

I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!

haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.

Doot doot!

noot noot

I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me

lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.

sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"

lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 

(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”

yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.

so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side

i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’

ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.

wow. the IMPACT.

Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝

this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.

Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.

May I ask where your username originates from?

yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.

yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim

no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 

How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited

fenomenal next question.

Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that

(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)

i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts

You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel

you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.

Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 

he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.

Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.

lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy

stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

oh yes it is my darling.

did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily

no he did it bc fuck the french.

im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist

okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.

your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue

i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.

suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩

sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.

Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit

yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW

Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics

clark reads smut confirmeeed

NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector

that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.

One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy

literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.

superfam and batfam associations??

-batman and superman

-dick/barabara and supergirl?

-conner and tim

-jon and damian

pls enlighten me I am confused

nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl

I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)

sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.

good human what are your pronouns?

wouldn’t you like to know?

I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes

everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont

don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily

dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants

Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.

damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo

Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨

stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!

All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 

batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.

I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this

vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.

seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go

emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet

People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.

dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME

dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet

all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise

bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves

thoughts on teen titans and young justice

haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!

ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them

log off tumblr?

Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc

huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.

I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something

fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.

lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 

unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right

why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf

idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)

There’s no such thing as “ copaganda��.

all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you

is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa

no. find her as owa owa as you want.

aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:

1. tim

2. Steph

3. dick

4. Duke

5. the rest

you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED

oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs

i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.

dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.

super random but

jason 🤝 damian

old english

lmao fair enough.

tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.

yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.

I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.

i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.

so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?

no. dunkin donuts all the way

One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker

now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.

crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown

SO CRAZY HUH?

batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink

absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.

unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator

dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.

When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution

bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.

[wifiwuxians]

okay so my go-to would PROBABLY be... chengchao??? whatever is the shipname i am bad at these but whatever, mostly bc i remember that one drawing of urs where Chao is like sitting and dreaming about jiang cheng bc yes this is Food and wow?? i dont know where i am going but it would be so good and ooc too (is this a good time to reveal that this is once again the same fucking person😭😭😭 as in that 3zun art fic one i am so sorry🙏🙏 but ahhhh do i get inspired by your creations I DO NOT KNOW)

OMG NO PLEASE THIS IS SO EXCITING you gotta give me links to ALL your fics once theyre done, i have been so busy but MMM i am loving the 3zun one, and god if you did something based on that i'd die even (but it is not an obligation!!!), i'm sure you've seen all my art of them by now LOL but yesss chengchao........ ultimate crackship....... i just love when people get along kasjas it started as a mean spirited joke really but now i'm like, oh, scorpion and frog babies

[denkilightning]

Can I ask about yours OTP(s) and BrOTP(s)? And nOTP(s)?

OH BOY AM I GLAD YOU ASKED THANK YOU VERY MUCH IM TH R I L  L  E D

starting with otps

my ultimate otp is shinkami and thats the only otp i have?? i do ship lots of other different things so if youd like to ask about that :eyes: haha jk... unless??

brotps!!!!!

oh BOY

bakukami!!!!! i love these two the most out of all the cast and them together out of all the cast!!!! theyre so good!!!!!!! so underrated!!!!!!! y the fuck are they so overlooked!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

kiribakukami!!! theyre god tier

BAKUSQUAD. if pure gold manifested in a form of a character dynamic, that’d be bakusquad

Denki And Momo!!!!! theyre besties my honor

denki and kaminari!!! v good we stan a supportive bird (also i smell a bit of crushing on birb’s side but it may be just me loll)

denki and keigo!! even tho its actually quite crack i love them v v much

i also really really really dig shinsou + dekusquad

notps

not really my notps but just ships i dont like

bakudeku - starting with this one because its so fucking ironic!!! like!!!!!! almost every bnha blog i follow really ships it!!!! and i dont!!!! and its hilarious

todobaku - i generally dont like romantic ships w/ katsu that aint kiribaku but thats just personal preference

kami ships that aint shinkami, specifically kamijirou - same with baku, just personal preference

tsu x toko - i dont even know their shipname?? but ive seen its quite popular which just doesnt seat with me right :// meh

shinmono - i headcanon that this ship sailed actually but like, not healthily by any means :(( theyre happier romantically apart tho imo

hawks x miruko - seems forced if u ask me :/// i mean like pls theyre both couldnt be gayer so like romance seems forced here

hawks x women - he gay

miruko x men - she gay

shigadabi - WHY WOULD SHIGGY CHOSE DABI WHEN HE HAS SPINNER RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF HIM!!!! WHAT THE FUCK1!!!!!! sorry i just love them after villains arc (HAVE YOU SEEN THEM THERE??? OH MY GOD PLS REREAD THIS ARC JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SPINNER AND SHIGGY)

all of it is just my personal preference!! all ships are valid (unless its like fucking allmight x deku or some ugly ass fucking shit like that ugh fucking distustang)

(i obvs had to talk about my notps the most lmao wouldnt have it any other way)

[cherubsoda]

🌺🌺🌺🌺

oh me, oh my, i think i just might - pass away. i have f/os i dont talk ab and then i have o l d f/o

Send me a 🌺 and I’ll talk about a crush or F/O that I don’t talk about as much.

🌺 Loz:

oh my god... he has ZERO character but he set the standard of Big Men, even if i dont want to admit it... i say that it all started with Dante but thats a damn lie - in fact i had so many f/os before Dante

im a tit man

hes juicy as all fuck but dumb of ass - ZERO braincells. he cries in almost all the scenes hes in and honestly hes got a dumb voice, stupid hair and hes pale as shit. I reluctantly had him as my 'FIRST' (offical) F/O bc my friend shipped me with him. When I say reluctantly, I mean it. I fought myself and my friend on it bc i knew he was a dumb fuck. My friend eventually won and I guess he was Eye Candy for 14 year old me. I have decent memories with the guy but ugh, still irks me though ... he is Nothing.

🌺 Kabu:

he never made it to my f/o list simply bc i didnt finish the game or draw my s/i BUT i did have things somewhat figured out!

you know me n older men so. thats basically all you need to know... i just think hes neat! hes real passionate ab battlin n hes like My Height so i thought that was funny. but hes just a leddle old man that could kick my ass, just have to stan that

🌺 Sniper:

OH MY GOD. so fun confession time: i was actually really split between having Sniper or Medic as an f/o (before i decided why not both +spy bc i fucking... dont care) but at the time, there was another self shipper my friends were mutuals with so i kinda avoided him- but even so, i was still leanin towards him bc of how he was in the comics

LIKE ??? HES KNOWN HIS BIRTH PARENTS FOR 5 MINUTES AND HES ALREADY LIKE "YEAH ID DIE FOR THEM" LIKE... MUNDY I WOULD DIE FOR YOU (and chef does though its fun but whatever). anyways uhh the reason i chose Medic is bc hes got fat tiddies 😚☺💦 thats a joke but the real reason isnt great either. literally bc i had a shipname in mind for Medic/Chef and thought their dynamic would be funny jaha jokes and short lived. now im booboo the fool with 800 AUs-

i actually really miss sniper now, im gonna 👉👈 make more stuff for them bc... i have Some... but its Minimal n i Big Love the pissman

🌺 Aizawa:

i saw him and said 'bitch you gonna be mine', like Listen. hes just got the range: he cares ab his students, takes no shit, likes cats, ADOPTS his students, Cares Eri (And Mirio) And Shinsou. he just has tired dad energy and i remember yearning hard for the guy when i was into bnha. he was just my type with the tired eyes and grimey feel even though... he cleans up well. also this image is burned into my brain

like mans said *snaps me over his knee* which is perfect, phenomenal, beautiful-

[somelizardperson]

Descendants 3

ok so i finally took the time to properly watch d3 and i made some notes throughout, so here they are:

- i love how in d2 mal tried her best to look like and be what audrey would be bc she thought that’s what ben would’ve wanted, and now audrey is changing and looking more like mal bc that’s what she thinks ben likes

- i like what they’re doing with audrey. she does have a point: even if she kinda behaved like a bitch, she was dating ben, and mal basically just drugged him and everybody disregarded how audrey felt. it was never addressed. ben didn’t even properly break up. with her, he just started declaring his love for mal. also if audrey is the one to finally make mal face the consequences of her actions and actually LEARN then i’m down

- why are all the adults looking at mal when asking what to do?? she ain’t even queen yet, and she’s the least qualified in the room to deal with these issues. they’re both teenagers, but ben has at least been trained and prepared to be king. why are the adults so irresponsible??

- “i dont want to take away your dream” why the fuck is she prioritizing ben’s wishes?? this isn’t about him, it’s about all the innocent kids stuck on the isle!!

- ben is a bit more likable now i guess? he hasn’t done anything overly stupid and annoying yet, so that’s an improvement.

- ok i think the fact that mal now starts prioritizing auradon over the vks is basically down to society’s pressuring her. all of the core 4 were transferred to a more privileged life, but the difference is that mal basically became a public figure, and in order to stop society from scrutinizing her she became what society wanted to see. she had this theme in her outfits and presentation of this rebel, bad girl, she wears a dragon themed dress as an homage to her heritage, but she’s not a rebel. she’s exactly what auradon wants her to be, just repackaged to look super cool and progressive. evie, the girl who likes glamour and fashion, and always wanted this luxurious life is a way better representation of a rebel, since she remembers what life was for her back at the isle and wants to help those who were less lucky. mal can’t ACTUALLY represent the vks properly.

- damn i love celia she’s adorable (and dizzy too)

- i LOVE the parallels between audrey’s upbringings and the vks. it kinda blurs the lines between auradon being “the place for the good guys” and the isle being “for the bad guys”, since evil can still be raised in auradon and the isle could be home to genuinely good people (dizzy, for example). and i like how when they find out that the crown was stolen they immediately assume it was uma, not even considering someone from auradon could’ve done it.

- “so long suckers” DAMN I LOVE HER

- they ride BIKES now what a glow up

- carlos just ditching jane’s birthday is a mood

- audrey ominously singing happy birthday is sponsoring my gayness

- i love celia. did i day that yet?

- i can’t help but want to make carlos’ hair into a mini-ponytail on like the top of his head, you know what i mean?

- what the fuck did they expect when they just parked the bikes without looking after them? of course harry fucking stole them you’re on the isle.

- this entire dungeon thing gives me a disneyland ride vibe, and i dig it.

- hades not actually having the dog would make sense, since why the hell would they give him the giant dog which could potentially cause a ruckus and destroy the place? i mean, they did take away magic, so it would make sense dangerous pets would also go.

- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE OF COURSE HES HER DAD.

- ok but it kinda recontextualizes her desire to close the barrier forever, since it could read as an attempt to cut off her parents, since hades could’ve also tried to take adcantage of her like maleficent.

- “try being married to your mamma” SO THEY WERE ACTUALLY MARRIED??? this shit is like disney’s own crack fan fiction what the fuck

- i love how celia just accidentally walked in on this family fighting session and is just in the background watching the entire thing

- hades has his nailes painted??? valid

- i REALLY hope they won’t make audrey into just a “crazy ex”, bc she has a point!

- ok ben starts getting on my nerves again. “who put a spell on you?” “just give the septor and i’ll forgive you”. he still doesn’t understand that it was his fault for never addressing mal drugging him into a relationship. nor him, nor mal apologized for dismissing audrey like that. bal have some cute moments but the fact that this relationship’s fundamentally based on toxicity is never addressed is bothering me too much to enjoy it.

- what was harry and gil’s shipname again?? i forgot, i’m just gonna call them garry bc that’s fun. anyway i love them.

- UMAAAAAAAAA SHES BACK I LOVE HER

- uma is the real vk activist we need!!

- i love how the pirate crew are all chaotic neutral.

- why did nobody take evie’s gum?? don’t be mean to evie!!

- i just love the pirates. they are my fucking saviors right now.

- there’s so much sexual tension between everyone in his movie and celia is just in the background forced to watch all of it

- tbh the songs aren’t that bad so far, i didn’t like vk day, but i like the energy night falls brings into the scene, and i like this entire scene overall.

- harry’s face when evie complemented his accent is adorable.

- “i love you” “i love you” GAY. the fucking look in evie’s eyes when she said that? GAY.

- gil suggesting to play the icebreaker just to complement jay had gay energy

- celia genuinely caring about the twins and dizzy is simultaneously adorable and also breaks my heart

- “well we haven’t actually used the l word yet” doug and evie are better off breaken up. and. by that i mean only evie, i don’t give a shit about doug.

- is she actually singing a song about doug? oh my fucking god.

- JUST FUCKING BREAK UP. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DOUG. EVIE DESERVES BETTER.

- does disney actually think anybody gives a shit about doug?

- HE FUCKING WOKE UP

- i was waiting for him to not wake up and evie thinking that he doesn’t love her and going on about how sad she is only to then realize she is the one who doesn’t love him. like, how cool would it be for disney to leave one of their female leads to be single at the end of a movie? instead of having her realize she’s in love with him and this is true love her going through a realization that she doesn’t love him and that it’s ok? her realizing she doesn’t have to constantly be trying to look for her true love and take things slow? but no, we have to make her first proper relationship her last.

- i’m still convinced janelos is mlm/wlw solidarity

- wh- why is harry flirting with jane? wha- is this a ship now? is harry/jane a ship? hane? jarry? what the fuck?

- celia and uma eating cake together is adorable

- both uma and celia are adorable

- just generally uma eating cake is adorable

- i’m at the point where mal is all alone now, and i’m glad the theories that the core 4 is gonna divide into two “teams” based on the trailers didn’t turn out to be true. mal is probably the only one who didn’t actually change her ways as a villain but just switched sides. she’s still selfish at the core, and i like that they’re singling her out to really challenge her.

-on that note it could actually be completely fucked over and not addressed again but oh well. i’ll have to wait and see.

- i like her taking responsibility. yes, mal had a hard childhood, but she had to now put in the work to be a better person. she has a supportive environment which are her friends, so now she just has to put in some effort.

- dizzy saying “same” like that saved my life

- mal!! finally!! apologizing!! to audrey!! yes!!

- mal!! admitting!! that her own idea!! was wrong!! yes!!

- yes i approve this plan let’s abolish borders too

- UMA JUST FUCKING REJECTING HARRY DMFNSKFNSN

- ok so what’s the harry and audrey ship name? haudrey? audarry? haurrey?

I honestly don’t think this was a bad ending to the trilogy. I have mixed feelings about the core 4 going back to see their parents in the end, but it was overall an enjoyable experience, and probably my favorite of the 3. I’m gonna write some more coherent thoughts on it later, since this post is already too long djdjdsks

feel free to respond to this post and start a discussion

[artificialqueens]

i just wanted to give you your coat back (ex-farrentina) - akita

A/N: thats a long title and i am sorry. this is very loosely based around helen oh helen by flatsound. i dont know if its farrentina or varrah for the shipname but i liked the sound of the former. this is a post break up fic and is technically also farraja. this fic gave me hell when i was writing it.

Valentina finds Farrah’s coat when she’s tidying up.

As the spring was coming to life, Valentina thought that a clear out was an apt use of her time. Cleaning her room, throwing out every sentimental possession that reminded her of the people she’d left behind, she stumbled upon something that she couldn’t distract herself from. It was a pastel pink, fluffy coat, one that had clearly been left and forgotten about. When she lifted it up, the mawkish cotton candy scent that clung to it hit her senses hard, despite it having begun to dwindle in its abandonment. Her fingers sunk deep into the cottony fur and left her awash with memory. This was Farrah’s jacket.

Her grip on it was grew so tight that her knuckles were whiting. She could feel the tears pricking in the corners of her eyes, and she tried desperately to blink them back. Farrah left this here the night of the breakup; she hadn’t thought to pick it up. In the three months since, she hadn’t called for it, and Valentina had hardly even noticed that it was there, having piled other things on top of it over time. There was no surprise that it went forgotten about. It was far from a peaceful split - they ended on shouting and crying, brought on by threats and accusations. The latter were largely from the suspicious brunette, whose doubts had been consuming her in the final weeks.

Out of all the things in life that she regretted, this was the one that gnawed at her unrelentingly. Sweet, whiny Farrah brought her so much happiness. She was loving and funny, and ironically, unrelentingly loyal. Yes, she had her moments where she flirted and toyed around with other girls, but that was all it was. And even when she made those accusations, Valentina knew that was the case. Consciously, rationally, Valentina knew that Farrah wasn’t cheating, and that she wasn’t the cheating type. However, jealousy was an ugly emotion. Her unfortunate possessiveness was what caused their clash, and ultimately, caused the break up.

Moving over to the edge of her bed, she slumped down, clutching the soft fabric of the coat to her chest and losing her fingers in the fur. The first time Farrah wore this was the first time she stayed here.  All the intricacies of that night came to life in Valentina’s head, from the soft crumpling of the cotton quilt to the low rumble of cars on the road outside. Her girlfriend was afflicted with the tail end of a cold, and her breath had been falling in quiet rasps. They’d planned the night for so long that she was determined to show up, even if she was a little under the weather.

Blanketed only by dim moonlight that spilled through the curtains, Farrah had been drifting in and out of sleep, and her honeyed voice was limited to whispers by the pain in her throat. Her body was pressed flush against Valentina, her head on her chest, and she was kept close by an arm around her back. Her body was warm, and in the proximity, she could feel the rise and fall of her ribcage with every breath. The fingers of the arm around her gently kneaded the pink fuzz of the jacket, massaging into her side until the brunette could feel Farrah’s body melting into her own. She marvelled at the delicate sigh left her lips.

4am brought mumbles about the clouds they watched out of the open curtains, rolling against the black of the sky. She remembered vividly Farrah asking if she reckoned the clouds ever got lonely - she told her that they couldn’t, because the sun was always near. The giggle she got in response had made her heart skip then, and did so again as it echoed in her mind. Drowsiness played at the pair, and in the daze induced by the threat of sleep, their lips met for the first time, brushing softly and lazily over each other. Valentina swore she could feel the heat in her stomach from that night pooling there again in reminiscing.  

The tears that threatened her were now rolling down her cheeks. She was sobbing as she buried her face into the garment, ignoring the irritation of the fibers as they clung to the damp of her face. With each heaved breath, the perfume that possessed the object lunged into her, the familiarity of the scent tearing deeper into the reopened wound. It felt like the claws of thought were coated in salt. In this moment, reminiscing desperately over her lost love and own mistakes, she wished she could have her back. If only she’d bit her tongue, then maybe things could have worked out.

Rekindling things wasn’t an option; Farrah was taken again already. In the wake of things falling apart, she took her quick uptake into a relationship as confirmation of her fears. It was Aja who she’d been scared of, who she’d been convinced Farrah seeing behind her back, who she was certain she was going to leave her for. And, only 2 weeks after the relationship ended, they got together. For that reason, Valentina was certain that she hated Aja. She didn’t really like them to begin with. They’d butted heads many times, but when the fear of them taking her girlfriend emerged, that set the loathing in stone.

Did she hate them now? No. But that didn’t mean she felt good towards them. All that anger had simmered down to exasperation at most. She’d seen online, and she’d heard in person, in the unfortunate situation that she was confronted with the happy couple, that Farrah loved them. They’d been together for only two months now, how could she call that love? That was hypocritical, and she knew it. Only a week in was she convinced she loved her, why should the standard be any different for Farrah? The whole train of thought worsened the sting.

She’d not spoken to her in a while now. They’d bumped into each other at odd times, when they were both out shopping or in passing while the other was at work. Conversation had been limited to uncomfortable hellos. Only once had she seen her with Aja, and when she did, they shot her a glare so harsh that she could feel the hairs on her arms stand up. It made her stomach flip when Farrah laughed about it, a sound once so sweet to her ears that was now coated in malice. After that, she’d done her best to avoid seeing either of them.

The garment in her hands was something that, though sentimental, she wanted rid of. In her mind, keeping a hold of an ex-girlfriend’s jacket was a little creepy, especially when she wouldn’t even keep it to wear. But throwing it out didn’t seem like an option. At one point, Farrah described it as her favourite thing. There would be no surprises if it was too tarnished with foul memories for her to think the same about it now. Reaching over for her phone, Valentina anxiously considered an idea that came to mind.

She still had her number - she still had all the texts. A sense of paranoia and self preservation mixed with a self destructive sentiment made her hang onto them. Maybe she would need receipts; maybe she would need a good cry, wine drunk at 4am on a Wednesday. The last thing Farrah sent was a ‘we need to talk.’ from the day that things finished. Absentmindedly thumbing the home button, she tried to decide if this was worth it. The worst thing that could happen would be that she was just told she didn’t want it. V: i found your coat. do you want it back? After what felt like the longest minute, she got a text in response. F: pink fluffy coat? V: yeah. F: sure. can you bring it now? V: of course. see you soon. x F: thanks.

Valentina was angry with herself for putting a kiss, but it was on autopilot. She hoped desperately that there wouldn’t be any assumptions made, but when she really thought about it, she doubted that would be the case. Farrah wouldn’t care about it - she didn’t need to. Tidying herself up a little, making sure she was ready to leave, she went on the short walk towards her ex’s house.

She knew the way like the back of her hand. If you asked her to, Valentina could probably draw a map of the streets, of every signpost, every bush, every tree. She never let Farrah walk home alone; she was too frightened of what could happen to her. It wasn’t like she herself would be particularly off putting to an attacker, but it still made her feel better. In the free hand that hung by her side, she felt the ghosting of another in it, but when she closed her fist, it was empty.

The flamingos on the front lawn watched her with spite. It felt like with each step, the lawn lights were glowing brighter and brighter until they felt overwhelming. At one point, this house as like another home, but when she reached the door, it felt sickeningly sterile and disjointed. The pink paint of the door once so vibrant in her eyes appeared to have taken on a greying look. Shaking the coat out, making sure the fur was falling nicely, she held it by the collar in one hand, and knocked the door with the other.

There was a bustling on the other side, the whisper of voices muffled by glass, and then, the door handle rattled. While Valentina hardly came with a speech in mind, her voice was caught in her throat when it wasn’t Farrah at the door. It was Aja. Aja, whose sneering face set her heartbeat into overdrive and made the tips of her fingers shake. They made her nervous 3 months ago, and they left her now with a mixture of fear and anger. Behind her, leaning against a cabinet with an uncharacteristically steely gaze was Farrah.

“The fuck do you want?” Aja took a step forward, and smirked when the girl stepped back. “I wanted to drop this off,” She extended the coat forward, avoiding eye contact. It was swiped from her grip, “She said I could.” “She has a name.” The words were spat chastisingly. “Farrah said I could bring it over. I found it in my room, I thought she’d want it back.” “Well, you’ve given me it, and I’ll give her it. You can go now.”

Valentina hesitated, though she took a half step back as they moved a little closer again. If she were a braver woman, perhaps she would have stood her ground. Perhaps she would have made a statement, demanded to give Farrah the coat back herself, demanded to speak with her and make amends. She wasn’t a woman of no confidence, but in this situation, she was not sure footed enough to execute a decent defense. She didn’t want to be the girl who humiliated herself begging to her ex in her front garden.

From the hallway, the pink haired girl stepped closer, to be near her partner’s side, looking over their shoulder to frown at Valentina. For a moment, she felt a little bit guilty. It had been a while since she’d last seen her, and with the depth of closeness that they’d shared, it wasn’t as if she didn’t think of her from time to time. Things ended horribly, and the accusations made towards her had hurt Farrah so deeply that the sight of the brunette used to turn her stomach. But now, faced with her at her door, empty handed and bleary eyed, she felt an ounce of pity.

That wasn’t enough for her to extend a hand. “Thank you for my coat.” The lacrymose words were chased with the slam of the door. She’d done what she’d came her to do, and now, Valentina headed home.

[hard-broom]

The Friendship Trap: Live Reactions

Spoilers! 

The theme tune is my new anthem.

Oh my days I have been dying for the fire drill scene. It did not disappoint. Where is Mildred’s logic XD “No- *splash*

Water covered Hecate is something I didn’t know I needed. The collar move almost killed me.

Ada being ominous and lowkey authoritative :D

Wheres Onwards ever Striving Onwards? 

The way Hecate says “Art Mistress”

Her jumping up cracked me up XD “SEE being the operative”

@ miss mould: wtf

Miss Drill: *leaves*. Well something is gunna go wrong

@miss mould: Did you fcking wrap yourself

SUSPICIOUS HECATE IS HOT AS FUCK

*Hecate transfers* Me: and breathe

Miss Bat’s like aight Heca

@Miss Mould Can’t you just knock

Hecate is proud af at Ada. STOP PURSING YOUR LIPS HB I CANNOT COPE

Hecate saying BONDING= HOT

Drill being smartsmol as ever

Are they discussing their own shipnames???

@Miss Mould: Still wtf. Even when you’re not a rock

♫DONT GO BEA STAY♫

@Miss Mould: Hecate is going to strangle you

Ethel this is not helping.

@Miss Mould: Literally what the fuck

YAY it’s BAE <3

“Well met, Marigold Mould, and you must be?”

“Class dismissed”

OMFG I’M DEAD she blanked her I ship it already

Ada’s like wut..

MILDREDS 100% GUNNA RELEASE AGATHA I CAN SEE IT NOW

Sybil… Sybil… SYBIL YOU’RE HOLDING THE FCKIN FOUNDING STONE

I don’t care. I ship it. Hec’s face when Mould says Mildred Hubble.

Mould fancies Hecate I’m calling it now. Everyone fancies Hecate who am I kidding

Subtle gals Subtle

FIRREEEEEEEEEEE

Ada + tryna be some kind of epic sorceress

Hecate + On A Mission strut

Trio what are you dooooing

“Try not to drown anyone this time” OMFG

Sybil: I’m just gunna sit here right next to the fire that’s a good idea

Hecate’s like ummm What Ada ummmm I didn’t um...

DREAMTEAM <3

“I think we might be-”

IN SHIT

- yes you are trio

ITS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE oml

@Miss Mould WTF IS SHE EVIL

Hecate rolls her R. Me: Dies. RIP. 1999-2018. 

[hangingfromchandeliers]

@flovvright replied to your post: @flovvright replied to your post: im just trying...

music rpf is consuming these bands’ “product” beyond the lines of common decency, but it’s really to be expected when you have insulated communities who have trained themselves to develop “characters” from often less dimensional male personalities. whether it’s a background character or a person you don’t know. it’s just taking fan behavior an extra entitled mile, be it self inserts or shipping

like of course i think it's weird and creepy and concerning and people shouldn't fucking do that, but it absolutely makes sense

OH! i can't believe i forgot youtube rpf, which is taking the thing i said about music rpf consuming solely the celebrities' personas and taking it one step further. because youtubers are DIRECTLY selling their personalities, not even with albums to buy. like of course 1D builds up cults of personality for each of the members because that's how you sell a boyband and as such fandom people seize those personas and build on them,

but youtubers build their businesses entirely around their personas and their whole business is selling that. it’s just another step further on the “public intimacy” scale imo. still creepy obviously as the intention of these businesses is to get donations, ad plugs, and to sell tshirts with slogans on them, not… get graphic pornography written about them lmfao.

so do you quietly live with fanfiction, maybe speaking your discomfort once or twice but sort of quietly ignoring it for the most part (actors and most musicians); acknowledge it and poke fun at it, maybe make some baity jokes, but mostly steer clear of it (other musicians, many youtubers); or do you play it up and incorporate it into your business model (youtubers)?

RIGHT with youtubers especially i really cant shame kids for being so into them bc they sell their entire personality and construct this “friendship” with their viewer. but boyband fandoms freak me out. like im just into this kpop group bc its fun. theyre cute. i like the music and the outfits. but i go into the tag and its bnsdfbmnbnsdfbmnsd

i just cant shame young girls for being so into 1d and youtubers and whatnot bc everything they do and say is tailored for them. especially when its older men who roll their eyes at young girls for it?? like harry styles did a show in amsterdam this month and my friend told me that people camped outside of the venue for 3 days. there’s a reason for that. they have a formula that works and i dont think that being into boybands is smt thats “cringy”. but fucking ... the fucking. yeah. the literal fucking. i dont wanna see nsfw larry edits

and yeah as for the last part. idk once youre aware of how youtubers work and you see past that facade of a fake friendship they created with their fans its all kinda creepy. they use so many buzzwords like “honest” and “i wanted to sit down and have a chat with you guys” but then also use shipnames for themselves and their friends. its something.

[sunjaesol]

Thoughts on 6x17 “Werewolves of London”

Today, we are finally watching 6x17, Werewolves of London. My apologies if someone was waiting for this post, I normally post the day after the episode airs, but I had school and homework and my brother turned nineteen, so I had no time to watch it. Anyway, this episode will contain Jackson and Ethan which I’m SO excited about! Hopefully, this episode will be good :) Let’s watch it. 

- Ahhhh it starts with the London scene! Yes, yes, yes.  - Honestly, I’m surprised. They’re eighteen (I don’t know how old Ethan is), and they can afford that apartment? What do they do? Or did daddy Whittemore buy it? - Do Jackson and Ethan have a like an organisation/pack of supernaturals/werewolves in London? Like did they create their own coalition? If so, that’s fucking awesome. I suppose Jackson immediately hightened in ranking because he’s a werewolf/kanima. Wait. Does that make him a chimera? Interesting.  - That smug, fond little smile fo Ethan when Jackson cuts himself loose.  - It’s so... weird, seeing Jackson back. But it feels like he never left. Colton easily picked up his character again, which is amazing! It’s must’ve been hard adapting to Jackson after being gone from the show for five years. - How is the woman still consious if he has super strength?  - I love cute, gay couples. Take notes Mason and Corey.  - I still fucking hate that intro jesus fuck - Scott sitting in the hospital is a nice parallel to Stiles sitting in the hospital, waiting on his dad as he was in surgery. (I believe?) Truly shows how much they both care about their family.  - Poor Scott. He can hear everything.  - Thank you, Malia. For comforting him.  - Another great parallel is that they’re many things happening and Scott says “It can wait.” Just like Stiles was hesitating to tell Scott in 6x01 that he was next. This shows that some things can’t wait, and you need to tell/do it now. Melissa needs him to know that he can’t run. It’s also a great callback to season three when Derek was telling Aiden how Scott doesn’t run. He will always fight back, find another way. This scene, this emotional, heartbreaking scene between son and mother is so beautiful. Both oustanding performances from Tyler and Melissa.  - WAIT THEY ARE ALL HURT BESIDES SCOTT AND MALIA? WHAT - Produced by Tyler Posey AYYYEE - “No more peace summits. No more running.” oh snap. Scott’s becoming morally grey.  - Malia is so turned on by Angry!Scott. She probably like “FINALLY Switzerland!Scott is gone!” - Well, hello Deucalion. First new member of the army? I dig it. Oh, I know Deucalion is played by an older man but... like... he’s hot. Just me? I digress.  - “I said a lot of things” Bitch that was a year ago, and you even helped him in senior year. Don’t act like you’re a saint.   - “I like the old Deucalion better.” Did she even??? know him??? Whatever.  - I love how they brought Deucalion in. So far, we’ve only had the point of view of our yound generation, and the parents don’t really have an opinion as they aren’t as educated. Now, we finally have a perspective of a man who has seen everything.  - What. The Fuck. How did he do that.  - A form of martial arts where you dont need to fight, and the offender will fight himself. Is this the way they’re going to win? Turn the antagonists against themselves? This is some Shakespearean shit. The anuk-ité will probably play a part in this.  - “Lower your standards for allies”. This probably where all the old (including Stiles) cast comes into play, as they wouldn’t think to ask for their help.  - How does Jackson know that Gerard has anything to do with this? Perhaps because it was the last villain he saw. I don’t know.  - Oh, Liam. That’s not how you better the situation.  - Why am I laughing. We’ve been over this anger thing in s4. and I know the anuk-ité is causing this but... *sigh* - YOU’RE BREAKING HIS SKULL STOP IT - I fucking knew Theo would be there. I fucking knew it. Babysitter!Theo saves the day once again. Does Liam just want to have blue eyes?  - Theo should be a therapist, if the chimera thing doesn’t work out. “Sociopath turns psychologist” perfect headliner.  - Liam stating the facts - Other??? Bodies??? The ones that made the anuk-ité kill themselves? Or Edgar? Is this the Aaron/anuk-ité storyline? I honestly don’t care about Aaron tbh - This is interesting. Monroe thinks she’s doing the right thing, that’s she’s fighting for the right cause, that Gerard is the good one. Now, sheriff shows her what he has done in the past. He murdered a boy who wasn’t even supernatural. (he may have been a sociopath, but still - he was a human)  - Well, here’s the thing, sweetie. The sheriff is following (for the most part) the law. What you have going on, is an anarchy. Also, is s2 and a part of s3, Noah had no fucking clue what was going on.  - He lied so your traumatising experience would be a little less bad, you bitch.  - “over us”. Well, his son was for a week or two a demon, and his best friend has been a kanima since he was fifteen. So.  - Great. Another hallucination. In the snow. WILL STILES BE MENTIONED?  - Interesting. You can tell they’ve gotten more money for this season.  - Wait... wheelchair... is this Peter? Also with the ice and how she saw him in the ice when they went to the ice skating rink. - Oh nevermind. Peter’s in Eichen... with a new haircut? Do they have a barber in Eichen?  - “Self-preservation” oh man. I love Peter.  - What the fuck kind of brainwashing is this?  - “If you don’t start killing, you better find someone who will.” Deucalion is tired of his old ways, Peter’s life is finally going right. I just think it’s so interesting how they’re moving on but Scott is in the middle of this mess, as if they’ve gone through this all a few decades ago, and now history is just repeating itself. People will always be a afraid of the odd one out. This episode is so... cool.  - Wait, so what’s going to happen to the unconcious dude?  - Wait what. The police is against their sheriff? - entitled bitch - She realises what she’s saying, right? She knows Gerard would easily kill her if he needed to get rid of her. Yet still she’s on his side, because she believes he’ll win? She knows so little of this world, yet she’s so convinced she knows everything. If she’d only been there, all the times the situation turned around, and Scott was on the winning team. - I don’t think??? they understand??? Cause this isn’t a legal thing that’s been discussed with contracts??? This is just??? anarchy??? - Wait. That’s not foreshadowing that the sheriff will die? Right? Stiles cannot be an orphan! - IS LYDIA LOOKING FOR THE ANUK-ITé?? OR KATE? OR ALLISON?  - Lol nope it’s probably Parrish. God damn it.  - Excuse me. Did I ask for Peter and Malia to have a moment? No. I did not. - What the fuck since when is Malia able to do that so swiftly? Or even at all?  - I’m confused. Why would he buy her a car? And didn’t she already had one? Didn’t she drive in season five? Or was that a different car? What the hell is this relationship they’re having?  - YAS MALIA - “The Primals” WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS WHOLE NEW THING COME FROM - WHAT THE FUCK THEY LOOK LIKE HOLLOWED GHOST RIDERS WHAT THE FUCK - Gabe is so confused right now lol.  - Ah... finally they’re leading it to Aaron. - Oh, so that’s why Aaron was after Edgar.  - Does a connection with someone you love make you calm? Because Malia wasn’t losing it as much when Scott held her hand.  - So wait is this the place of “The Primals”? Also this sounds so fanfic-y.  - oh my god - What the fuck Lydia why is she always doing that? Wait did she really go into a fugue state? That’s a long time ago... AND FINALLY THEYRE TOGETHER - Oh, right. A banshee finds dead people. The anuk-ité, well, kills them.  - the?? dead hellhound? - “I’m a harbinger of death... trust me.” YESSS LYDIA SLAY THEM ALL - Are Gabe and Nolan dating?  - A dead anuk-ité? What? (ugh and I still hate my actual name is similar to the demon’s name) - What if... Scott’s the other half? Or Malia? She’s the most affected by it.  - Wow wait has anyone noticed Liam is very small? Like I’m most likely taller than him.  - nice promo Toyota - STILES’ CAR MY HEART - oh... did Peter also saw those memories? And now he wants to protect them because he believes Malia loves Scott and if Scott dies she will be pissed forever. I get it. I guess.  - “Don’t fall in love with a dead man”. Wop. There it is. -  “Too late.”

- Okay so the shipname for Jackson and Ethan is apparently #Jethan - “I thought it was a lacrosse thing”. It’s okay, sweetie. We all make mistakes.  - Wait but how did she even get them there? A skinny, human woman taking on two werewolves? - “Happy Anniversairy” oh man. Gotta love Jackson. 

That’s it! Tune in next week for two episodes, it’ll be... pretty crazy.