#oh Tommy you down bad mf

[duahauuoplanh]

that's a small diversion these days. so I'm a small diversion?

[mypoisonedvine]

Your Tommy’s little pet and he takes you to the races with him and gets pissed when you try to run away from him and fucks you in a somewhat public place. And it makes you regret even thinking about trying to run away from him because he’s Thomas mf Shelby

OH you filthy little genius. i love this

warnings: DARK NONCON SMUT 18+ only, public sex, implied kidnapping/captivity, breeding kink, possessiveness

"Did you really think you could get away from me?" he growled in your ear. "Did you really think I'd ever let you leave me?"

"Tommy, please, n-not here," you whimpered, reaching back to try to push his hips away to stop him from fucking you so hard, "people are looking at us..."

He grabbed your hand and roughly forced it back in front of you, holding it down against the railing that looked out over the track. "Let them look, darling," he purred, "doesn't change a fuckin' thing... you're mine. If Tommy Shelby wants to use his woman, doesn't matter where we are or who's watching... m'gonna use you how I like."

You tried to hide your burning face in your arms, whimpering as Tommy drove into you hard and fast; he straightened himself, no longer draping his body over yours, and you felt even more exposed by that somehow. It would be obvious to anyone who looked what he was doing to you, and anyone who heard the loud clapping of skin on skin was going to look...

The more you avoided the thought of how many people must be watching you now, seeing Tommy take you so brutally, the more you were forced to think about how he felt inside you-- how his cock stretched you open and drove deep within you until your legs began to shake. If it weren't for his tight grip on your hips holding you up, you probably would've collapsed onto the dirty floor of the betting parlor.

One of his hands began to run up your back, fingers petting your spine through your thin dress-- over the roar of the race, you could still hear his low hum of satisfaction. Against all logic, your body responded to his touch so well, goosebumps breaking out across your skin wherever his fingers roamed. He leaned down over you again, wanting you to hear clearly whatever he had to say.

"When everyone knows you're mine, there's nowhere for you to go," he explained lowly. "There's nowhere you can run from me, love-- they all know you're my woman. And they know how far I'll go to keep you."

You shuddered, hating the moan that suddenly left your mouth-- and hating more that he heard it loud and clear, as he made obvious with his proud little chuckle.

"How about I breed you right here, hm?" he purred as he pet your hair out of your face, groaning beside your ear. "In front of all these people... how about I fill you up nice and deep you can have a little Shelby of your own?"

You figured he really must have no shame at all: it was bad enough that he was fucking you here, but to conceive a child at the race track? Would he stoop that low just to degrade you? But, then again, he'd been promising to get you pregnant since the start-- for all you knew, you already were.

You had plenty of shame, though; it ran through you and made your stomach turn, yet it made a pang of heavy pleasure hit between your legs. It took you this long to realize that the humiliation of being fucked in public like this was spurring on your orgasm, rather than hindering it. Apparently, Tommy had awoken something rather twisted within you...

"C'mon then, love," he groaned roughly, "let me feel you come for me-- say my name."

You whined, knowing from experience that you were better off doing as he said now before he forced you to. "Tommy," you moaned, but he

"Nice and loud, darling-- let them all hear you," he encouraged. "Say it!"

"Tommy!" you cried, tossing your head back as your walls pulsed around him-- you kept your eyes shut tight, terrified to see how many eyes were lingering on you. He moaned proudly through a smile as he came inside you, wrapping one of his arms around your neck to keep you still as he buried himself as far inside you as he could reach.

"Good girl," he praised as he caught his breath, kissing the side of your face sweetly. "I bet every man here wishes you were his, wishes he could make you scream like that. But every man knows exactly who you belong to... so they'll just having to keep dreaming, won't they?"

[cowgurrrl]

Literally any Joel and reader dancing to “you’re so good when your bad” by charley pride. I know he slow dances like a mf

You’re right and you should say it

You’re So Good When You’re Bad

Pairing: no outbreak!Joel Miller x fem!reader

Author's note: OH IM SO HOMESICK

Summary: "He looks like he works with his hands and smells like Marlboro Reds." — Our Lord and Savior Ethel Cain aka this ask [1.8k]

Warnings: June pushing her Texas agenda, Joel gets both his daughters in this one because I said so, flirting, alcohol, i think that's it??

Contrary to popular belief, it's actually pretty easy to love Texas. The longhorns grazing in big green pastures while the sun shines on a clear summer day is enough to capture anyone's heart. An outsider might find the ten-gallon hats and sturdy cowboy boots obnoxious or strange, but you've grown to love them. Maybe because with that acceptance, you've found your own cowboy to love. One part of Texas culture you haven't grasped yet is the dancing. Your boyfriend, Joel, however, loves it.

You met Joel when he and his brother came to do some work at your father's ranch. Honestly, it could've been anything from cutting down a tree to trying to tame a rowdy stallion. You ended up in the garage with him hunched over your car's engine as you worked together to identify where the weird sound was coming from. Joel came in to ask a question about a tree, blueprint, or something when his eyes fell on you. "Oh, 'm sorry, ma'am," he took his hat off in a true form of Southern manners and held out his hand. You met him halfway and introduced yourself before you looked back at your car. "Got a problem?"

"It's just making some noise. We're trying to figure it out, but Dad's eyes aren't as good as they used to be."

"Watch it." Your dad teased, and you and Joel laughed. He stepped a little closer to look under the hood, too. With him that close, you spotted the freckles that dotted his skin and the patches of grey in his beard. When he met your gaze, you felt caught and suddenly way too hot, like a teenager with a crush.

"Mind if I take a look? Might be able to help."

"I thought you were a cowboy, not a mechanic."

"I've done my fair share of both. Thanks to Tommy, we've run through almost every engine problem in the book," he said. "Unless you want to rely on your old man's vision." He was the right amount of teasing and kindness that the sentiment didn't offend your dad. It only made him laugh. He encouraged Joel to take a look and went inside to catch the last half of the UT game, leaving you and Joel in the garage.

You explained more of the problem, handed him tools when he asked for them, and tried to ignore how his biceps flexed when he maneuvered around the machinery. You noticed he was a little bit older than you, but the crow's feet and the salt-and-pepper hair did nothing to deter how your heart pounded when his hand brushed against yours or the way he said, "Thanks, darlin'" when you got him a glass of sweet tea.

"It looks like just a loose part," he said as he leaned away from the open hood and wiped his stained hands on the red bandana hanging out of his pocket. "Go 'head and try it now."

"That's all it took?"

"You don't believe me?" He smirked, and you shook your head.

"I just can't believe it would be that easy."

"What? Your boyfriend couldn't figure it out for ya?"

"Do you really think I'd still come running to my daddy's house if I had a boyfriend?" You raised your eyebrows at him in a silent challenge, knowing you made an opening for him, before walking to your driver's side door and sliding into the seat. Sure enough, when you turned the engine over, the sound disappeared, and everything ran as it should've been. "Alright, maybe I underestimated you." You said as you turned off the car and got out. He gave a faux bow and closed your hood, his big hands lingering on it before he turned to look at you.

Without the hood's shadow in your way, you could fully take in his full lips, messy brown curls, and the oil stain on his cheek. You giggled and pointed to your own face. "You got somethin'," you said, and his hand shot up to the opposite cheek, somehow smearing more on his face. You laughed and grabbed a clean rag from your dad's workbench. "Do you mind?" You asked, raising the cloth halfway to his face, and he blushed.

"Not at all." He said. With a shy smile, you wiped the black marks off his face. A gentle hand on his jaw helped you turn his face this way and that to make sure you got all of it. You remember thinking he was surprisingly pliant at your touch and almost leaned into how your fingers held him. You didn't realize how close the two of you were until your knee bumped against his, but neither of you jumped away.

"There you go," you murmured in a raspy voice, your throat suddenly dry. "Good as new." You lingered there for a few more seconds before you stepped back and threw the dirty towel back when you found it. "So, what do I owe you? For fixing her up?"

"Don't worry 'bout it." He waved you off, and you gave him a look.

"What? No. I can't let you do that."

"It was really nothin'. A loose part, like I said."

"But you still fixed it. I can't let you walk outta here without paying you."

"Tell you what," he said, stepping into your space again. "Let me take you out to dinner, and we'll consider it settled." His eyes twinkled with something mischievous, and you couldn't look away.

"You ask all your client's daughters out?"

"Just the pretty ones." You laughed at how quick he was with it.

"Alright, cowboy. I'll get out with you, but you better make it worth my while."

"Yes, ma'am." He promised. Of course, Joel made good on his promise and treated you to one of the best dates you'd been on in a while. That was six months ago, and somehow, he's still finding ways to give you amazing dates even in between cattle driving and fixing old Mrs. Calahan's rickety porch swing. And, of course, his beautiful teenage daughters, Sarah and Ellie. He hasn't let you down all these months, but you have to admit you were a little skeptical when you first walked into the bar/dance hall. A live band is playing on the stage, and a crowd of people is dancing before them, clad in leather cowboy boots with belts to match. It smells like tobacco, and the warmth from the kitchen makes everything a bit too hot and sticky.

"I don't know about this, Joel." You say when he settles in the seat across from you with two drinks in hand. He gives you a sympathetic look before glancing at the couple's two-stepping around you.

"Look, we don't have to dance. I just thought it'd be good to change things up. We always go to the same places." He reasons.

"Because we like those places." You're a little whiny, but he leans over and kisses your pout away anyway.

"A little adventure never hurt anyone, baby." He's right, but it doesn't make you feel any better. He sighs when he sees how unconvinced you are, but he doesn't give up. "I'll make you a deal. We'll have a drink here, and if you still don't like it, we'll go anywhere you want."

"Okay." You agree, almost certain you'd be able to drain your drink and go somewhere you were more familiar with. But if there's one thing Joel Miller is not, it's a quitter. He distracts you with affection, sweet words, and entertaining stories that he's already up and ordering another round by the time you realize your glass is empty.

Your next two drinks settle your nerves and make the room spin pleasantly around you. Joel, as usual, gets extra clingy when he's had a few and needs to have some point of contact the entire night. His hand roams from yours to your knee to your hair, but you love it. The only time he's willing to let you go is when you get up to go the bathroom, and even then, he pouts until you kiss him and scurry away before he can snatch you back. When you return, Joel is right where you left him with a smirk on his face, and you smile as you step between his knees.

"What're you so giddy about?" You ask. His hands find your waist, and he shakes his head.

"I just like lookin' at ya." He says, and you roll your eyes at him.

"You're drunk." You accuse, but there's no malice in your voice. He shrugs and pulls you closer.

"Now, this one goes out to a friend of ours who requested a very special song for a special lady. Hope y'all enjoy." The guitarist of the country band announces into the microphone. You could be just as drunk as Joel, but you swear he's looking in your direction. There are a few more seconds of silence before they break into the melody, and you immediately recognize the tune. "You're So Good When You're Bad" by Charley Pride was one of the songs you and Joel danced to at Tommy and Maria's wedding. You hadn't heard the song in forever and practically dragged Joel to the dance floor, and it, somehow, became your guys' song.

"Was this your doing?" You ask, and he shrugs as he stands and takes your hand.

"Must've been luck." He says simply and walks you to the dance floor. You're aware of all the eyes on you two and get a little anxious, but when Joel pulls you to his chest, it all fades away. He's sturdy against you. His calloused hand holds yours, and his other hand guides your waist while your fingers rest against the fabric covering his broad shoulder. He chuckles when you step on his toes but doesn't complain. He just redirects your footsteps and quietly sings the words into your temple, his lips brushing your skin in the process. He smells like pine wood and leather, and you find yourself pressing closer to his warmth.

Slowly and like you're the only people in the world, you guys dance in your own little circle, with Joel throwing in an occasional spin or kiss. You remember him telling you stories about getting dragged into quinceañera courts and debutante balls when he was a kid, but you never expected all that dancing to rub off onto Joel. You realized it when you first danced with him at Tommy's wedding but didn't think much of it. Now, as he holds you firmly and helps guide your drunk feet, you see it so clearly. He's a perfect partner, and all you want to do is stay wrapped up in his strong arms like this forever.

So, maybe you could master the art of Texas dancing if Joel's there to help. You think you could do anything with your cowboy and his heart of gold on your side.

TAGLIST: @abbyhaslongshorts @kiwiharrykiwi @sumsworldz @myloveistoolittle @anavatazes @marantha

[g-xix]

oh my days did u hear about wilbur soot literally physically abusing shelby

YESYESYES I DID!!!

For the girlies that don't know: I was a minecraft girlie in 2021.

And Wilbur Soot was a big part of that MC phase. He was undeniably hot, but he was also quite open ab mental health stuffs + created quite a safe space for minorities whether that be the gay community, mental health talking space... That's all from the top of my head. In short - he's hot and an empath and ppl liked that ab him

He also kinda showed his "quirky loco character" in music vids or just in streams.

Kinda ironic he's now fulfilling the role that character he mockingly made, tho.

What did he do? Well, he was in a relationship w Shelby Shubble and his way of showing "affection" would be to bite her. Kinda understand biting as a way of showing love as long as it's not life threatening, painful, or in aggression... I mean, ChrisMD does that shit all the time to ArthurTV n it seems more endearing than to really do any bads.

Thing is, Wilbur would end up hurting Shelby. Aaaand so Wil said 'hey let's make a safeword for u 2 say when it hurts so that ik and can stop so i don't harm u'.... but when Shelby used that safeword, broski wuld either grind down or go a lil bit harder b4 letting go.

And Shelby's described it as she would oftentimes scream/yell bc it was so hard, and he'd 'smile' afterwards which is mad psycho (term used loosely) imo. Because also, he'd do ts in public??? Yk, with his friendship group around him n Shelby, the lovely jovely couple? Straight out weird negl.

So, there's context.

Lots of varying opinions online which i would soooo love to get into...

BUT DISCLAIMER BEFORE I DO: Realistically, this is abuse, and thus it is a crime. I've talked about this on my page before - cancel culture can be unecessary in minor incidences, and cancel culture can be not-enough in instances whereby people have simply done illegal things.

This is one of those illegal things. So, whilst I do chat about this light-heartedly or for entertainment, gossip-y purposes - do realise that this is a real life problem that has has major issues in many peoples' lives.

Now, continuing with the juicy waffley discussions that ppl like hearing:

So firstly, some of the Twitter memes are fucking hilarious. I do love that under Wilbur's Twitter apology, loads of MCYTers have joined to clown his goofy ahh. And all those memes saying that Bill smelled such a shit apology he returned to twitter after years + the DSMP are like Avengers in Infinity War returning to all fight enemy No1 WILBUR...

But that being said, DREAM REPLYING TOO????

I spoke ab Dream being a groomer around Christmas time + heard loads of ppl out on vouching for Dream or calling him disgusting, dahdahdah... But the fact that sm ppl are turning around and praising Dream for calling out Wilbur's goofiness is acc MAAAD.

Why's everyone forgotten Dream is j as goofy? And an alleged groomer? And just plain? Not even plain something, brodie is just the plainest mf i've ever seen. Ever since he face revealed, his personality j evaporated on out of his body (anyone feel this asw?)

But no, ppl who are now agreeing w Dream to combat Wilbur as if Dream hasn't also committed what is debateably a crime (ik he 'cleared up the rumours' but it's v hard to fight of groomer allegations when you let them sit and marinate for approx 6 months) is fucking WILD shit to me.

Secondly, people are analysing loads of Wilbur's other prev actions too and saying these should've been red flags to Wilbur being an a-hole before we even heard Shubble's solid proof.

And some of these clips of evidence (e.g. Niki saying Wil bites her + threw her, Tommy getting his hand stomped, throwing apple at Techno) feel very valid.

But other bits I do wonder - are they just being over analysed? Yk, like with the clip of Wil shouting at Tommy for streaming + stealing his wallet, i was super sure that was staged as is (j had it confirmed now by the Twitter community note asw lol) and also, whilst Wil's shouting does feel extreme and hurtful from a viewer pov... Having a wallet stolen, place of work broken in to, litr knowing the place where you work to make all income could be taken away from u bc a friend thought it funny to break in n loudly + rowdily stream... i gotta say that some form of anger or upset is valid there. And this isn't to validate Wilbur's assholery, this is just to point out that whilst ppl are throwing clips into the fire and saying "this is more proof Wil was a bad person from the start" - do try see other interpretations of it and form your own line of reasoning - yk - "is this a valid point or is this someone using the drama to get some extra likes and attention to boost their account" (because believe me, ppl would - if ppl would use Techno's death to get more channel views and interactions - ppl would also most definitely use abuse as a means to engage more ppl).

Aaaaaand let's talk about the little Lovejoy band. Ngl i fucken loved their stuff, quite sad to see it go down the drain because 3/4 of them are public targets, now.

So ik we hate Wil for being an abuser. And I've seen that ppl dislike Mark bc he supported Maccies (what did he do fr tho bc i have no clue - did he j eat a McDonalds or what?) And we hate Ash Kabosu for saying it's bad to make fun of those deaths on the submarine...

Controversial opinion but I don't blame Ash allat much??? Now imma explain myself - but pls understand that i don't knoe 100% ab the situation, im v detached from the MCYT sphere of the online community.

But hear me out.

I'm a big believer in cherishing life, life is v important, life is a blessing.... Not from a rly religious pov, moreso in a spiritual way. Because if we only get one life, fuck, it's pretty damn precious. And whilst all those Oceangate memes were haha heehee funny watches, at the end of the day, people did die. And I do find that quite sad.

People say it's fine to laugh and make fun of those who were in there and died bc they were just billionaires who went down there for their own personal entertainment.

Just because they're billionaires doesn't make them any less human than us? Sure, they have a lot more money and are probably a lot more detached from working class issues which the majority of the population faces... But their drowning will have hurt and caused just as much pain to them as it would to us if we were in their situation. And my god, I can't even begin to think about the pain their families must have felt.

Those deaths were a fucking tragedy, realistically - and maybe i'm 'overreacting' here - but c'mon, empathy is literally encoded into our DNA as humans, surely I'm not the only one that can see the heartlessness in just laughing and memeing those deaths?

So Ash Kabosu haterism I don't fully understand, is the conclusion of that sub-rant.

And then I think this is the final little bit I'll discuss considering this is a loooong post:

James Marriott.

Jimbo Mazza, Jimbatron, James Marriott.

Lowkey my big flex, I've been a fan of him since 2020, and I got into his hater-commentary content initially. And ngl, when he transitioned to Minecraft? It was so fkn obvious he was trying to tailor to the MCYT audience to get their approval and entrance into the MCYT community, it made me absolutely cringe - and the blindness of everybody to that fact was insane to me.

Like, he was literally beegggging to be added to SMPs, he'd try and portray this "uncontrollable, quirky" character and would be so "unhinged" that everyone would love him... But ngl, that shit was literal brainrot, and he had you guys (me included tbf, bc i'd watch - just cringing whilst watching) ROTTING your brains with spamming the chat w allat bs that u do on Twitch

Nowadays, I like James tho. I feel like he feels ingrained enough within the community to branch out and not have to play up to the disturbing, disgusting cringefest - and so now he's funnier and having a better time streaming.

I mean, he looks absolutely great too - his tours have him confidence-boosted (rightfully so), because he's in great shape, like, he's genuinely lost noticable fat and put on muscle which has him looking trim as ever - he's grown his hair out into a flattering mullet - Shit, i believe looksmaxxing is the boy-equivalent of the makeup industry profiting off of womens' insecurity....

But the Jimbatron has absolutely looksmaxxed for the best.

That being said however, people saying "I OFFER JIMBO AS A REPLACEMENT FOR WILBUR!!" are fucking weirdos (respectfully but also kinda not)

Bro has just abused people and you're mourning the loss of a content creator and oh no - your favourite band - so you're trying to serve up replacements like a fucking chef that's ran out of a specific ingredient??????????

Yeah, James is less problematic and has 2x the personality Wilbur has- BUT WHY DOES IT TAKE WILBUR COMING OUT AS A FKN ABUSER FOR PPL TO START PROMOTING JAMES????

This is like that whole thing whereby ppl put other girls down to point out to success or beauty of other girls: it takes everyone noticing how bad Wilbur is, to point out the goodness of James.

James litr banned people who wouldn't stfu about Wilbur in his chat in early streams, bc he was sick of ppl following him for Wilbur and who just wanted to talk about Wilbur on James' platform.... I don't think James rly wants to share an identity, or have his platform built from being against Wilbur.

Not proof read this post fully. But take-aways from this: -Yeah Dream is cooking Wilbur on Twitter but don't forget he's an alleged groomer + is deffo using this as a way to get back into the audience's "good books" -RIP Lovejoy but some1 explain what Mark did fully + why ppl think Ash is so abominable for showing empathy to ppl dying -Rmbr that this is acc a serious crime, don't downplay ts -Stop fucking promoting James Marriott thru Wilbur's downfall, it rly discredits James' authenticity and original building of a community -So proud to say that after a few months of getting into MCYT stuff i felt as though Wilbur was icky + just plainout didn't like him/got odd vibes -And lol, acc so jarring how Wil reminds me of this guy in my yr - complete mummy's boy, underestimates and belittles women bc his mum handed everything to him on a plate n so he doesn't empathise w them but rather expects the world from them whilst simultaneously treating them like shit, 'radical', extremely 'woke' about modern situations but is so stubborn and refuses to see two sides of a picture.... Tbh I might j hate the guy in my yr and be projecting that onto Wil

Btw, feel free to argue w me in my inbox ab this but whilst i was quite critical - pls do not be mean to me or criticise me that harshly - if im talking to some1 one on one, i won't be this mean

(ALSO ANON, SORRY BC I WAS QUITE RUDE IN THIS REPLY BC I LOWKEY FORGOT I WAS REPLYING TO U, I WAS IN MY OWN HEAD AB WAFFLING AB SHELBY N WILL, LY AND TY FOR ASKING AB IT THO BC I DEFFO NEEDED TO WAFFLE AB IT SOMEWHERE)

[jack-kellys]

hello everyone here are the few notes i had from that weird night i keep mentioning (march 29):

alex christian legend hero king tossed himself into buttons for act 2 while fellow legend hero king jordan isaac tossed himself out of buttons and into tommy boy!

* it’s something i didn’t consider bc i’ve never done this show on a professional level like this— each character has a track. like each little ensemble role. because tommy dances here during this part, and he crosses this way, and jordan can’t just do his personal track because tommy has to scab and talk to these people and etc. like that mapping out must be fucking insanity especially considering they have TWO SWINGS ONLY right now bc of past injuries etc. with the moscar debacle this weekend this has become pretty obvious but the way we were like “aw no alex… —where’s jack?? —ALEX????”

the lights came all the way on during intermission that day! so we had intermission for at least 10 extra minutes to switch out tommy for jordan and consequently jordan for alex, which was fine by me bc now i have fully lit pictures of the set for you all.

jack bromage (tommy boy) nearly dropped zach guest (ike? a swing?) on his fucking head! whoops!!! and then tommy got hurt and disappeared for act 2 LMAO mans needs to be more careful oh my god

*speaking on tommy though as a character in this version: tommy is integral to the newsies. he’s in trousers, takes the east side as a whole to report the strike to, and when he scabs… oh it’s a moment. crutchie is shocked (“tommy?”), finch says his “they think they can just waltz in here and take OUR jobs?” to tommy directly and shoves him down, which is the only act of violence finch rly commits.

*during the brawl, finch hangs back (around woodside’s overhang balc) and surveys. and there’s this one moment when mush is on the ground via wiesel who has a baseballl bat, and mush is pleading w/ wiesel not to hit him. wiesel grips mush’s suspender as if to hit him again and then the cop whistle blows, and wiesel drops mush and mush.. doesn’t get up. you can hear finch say “no.. no no no-” from woodside before running down and checking if mush is breathing, tapping him to wake him up and get up… ahh another newsie was next to mush that finch was checking on too but i wasn’t sure who- and then finch bolts with those two. and it’s when he’s helping those two offstage that crutchie calls for him, romeo, jack. like bro. the ACTUAL CHARACTER in this show is fantastic like that’s so small but literally the only reason finch can’t help crutchie is bc he’s doing his little sub-leader role and he can’t and it’s. sad. i was like oh wow. nuance. directorial thought. like they had to reason out that staging. it makes me think if they went thru the show and were actually like “what is each character doing during this fight” instead of “what is each actor doing during this fight” which is SOOOOO. impressive.

after king of new york, race and finch take the tables off down in front of brooklyn’s seating. i was sitting in brooklyn bc i scored an act 2 spot lmao. race says to finch “i don’t polish the tables, THEY do!” and pointed directly at me with a fire in his mf eyes. i was. startled and i also fell in love

going into headcanon territory rq for mush. there was a little joking snippet a while back on jacob’s insta story q&a with mush punching albert in the context of like “who could beat al in a fight”. so like mush might be a bit younger but maybe he’s a good fighter so finch seeing HIM down that badly during the fight…. slay. i just love it. it scares finch so bad. i wanna write the fight from his pov now

anyway gents this weekend we approach my final time of seeing this show (i’ve gone 5 times oops)… but definitely not my final analysis post. thank u for sticking by and giving them a lot of love it’s very cool they’re all under #analysis

[bigmack2go]

I got live‘sies so its time to appreciate‘sies some brackrond‘sies detailies

Not rly bc but i live how it looks like were zooming up, and then back down the lodge before and after santafee prologue

Why tf is crutchie su confused when he wakes up

Jack proceeds to sleep with one of just drawings wtf

He waves his hand infront of crutchie like „ur eyes closed yet??“

Al playing and leaning on the rail ahhhh ahshwksmdnxlxl (in case u didnt know: i love albert)

Race laughing and slapping specs

Everyone just deads in their tracks and teams up when Albert gives his coment that went to far

Finch scratching his head is so real

DID BIRD FLY TWEETY BOY JUST LEAN IN FOR A GOODMORNING KISS

AND DID GINGER MF JUST REFUSE BIRD FLY TWEETY BOY HIS KISS??

The slap on his chest like „not now honey“ 😭swejfcizp

Ike and mike arent in the same thibgy thing. For fucks sake thank god cuz its been bothering me for a while how they only get mentioned in the same context. I hate it when they do that. Wait nvm that looked like mush but it actually was mike.

Naw sniper can be so adorable

Did i mention i fucking love jojo

Smalls snd finch sharing a room ™️

Crutchie is so done w jacks bullshit

LMAO BUTTONS COMBING HIS HAIR

Albert posing infront of the „mirror“ is so me tbh

Ive mever seen anyone struggle this mutch to out on a hat as blink. All those tbh thats smt that could be me prolly

Specs babe what r u doing on the floor

Race shaking his jaket is so overdramatic and its perfect

Mush and henry are a duo I didn’t know I needed.

Why is mush acting like hes in a circus lmfao

Tommy struggling with the pants is everything

Elmer just took his cap off, put it in his pocket, and the magicaly made it apear in his other hand???

Who is tommy saluting at

Naw specs is like a big brother to livesies blink and it breaks my heart in the best way possible

Albert jumps in the middle like when i slide through the kitchen on my socks lmfao

Tbh sniper just wanted to move too

Sky. What was your thought process when you looked at darcy‘s ass instead of Katherine‘s even tho you knew this was gonna be in the proshot?

BUTTONS WTF??

Finch is such a mood istg

Snipe honey ily but you are being a little creepy

HENRY YOU JUST PUT ON THE JACKET HOW DID IT GO OFF U AGAIN?

I demant to know what jojo is doing

Ok smalls just sitting there dangling their feet is everything

BUTTONS ALSO LOOKED AT DARCY INSTEAD OF KATH WTH ?? HER ASS CABT BE THAT BAD /j

Kath awkward queen

Darcy going „alright“ like „okay thats enough, im done— your dONE“

HES SO PROUD 🥹

Specs. Going down backwards are leathers. This are stairs. Please watch where you’re goibg

RACE TOO IS EYEING DARCY INSTEAD OF KATHERINE

Istg romeo and jack r the only ones eyeing kathering wtf is thos?

RACE LOOKS AT CRUTCHES SO KNOWINGLY LIKE AN INSIDE JOKES UNDER BROTHERS LMFAO I LOVE THAT. THEYRE MAKING FUN OF JACK TOGETHER AHSHWKENFN

Ok so elmer actually looked at kath but he honestly just looks angry

Tommy boy save me, youre the only normal person here!

Nvm

Race wtf is your deal??

OKAY SOMEONE HELP ELMER I THINK HES HAVING A SEIZURE

How is blink STILL bot done?!

Jacks just talking to the air

Every single one of finches facial expressions. Like i can’t even count them all.

Hes so done lmfao

Mush? Wtf? Stop? Please?

You wanna share with the class tommy? We wanna laugh too

Buttons just watches like he just gave up like,,, ah whatever you do you

Mush is becoming a poledancer??

WJEN DID SPECS GO BACK UP THERE WTF

Race slapping buttons on the cheek like a grandma💀💀💀

We all agree that albert is that one friend where the whole friendgroup thinks he’s the token straight friends but hes everything but that, its just that he doesn’t talk about it a lot. And there’s that one friend (i wonder who/j) that knows fron experienced how thats just so fucking wrong

Elmer is like „😒😒😒—oh shit thats my cue- IM HAPPY“

So i got aprox two seconds into it and now in tired so see u lmfao

[batlingsstuff]

|| DREAM SMP HEADCANONS ||

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hello! this is my first time doing headcanons, and i just want to clarify some things:

sadly, i won't be doing requests because i'm busy af with school and i dont want to dissapoint anyone, but you can drop some suggestions and i would think about it! it would be really nice :)

also i won't be writing romantic headcanons for minors or those who are uncomfortable with it, but i can do platonic headcanons for them! ^^

i won't be doing nsfw headcanons either, because i'm uncomfy with sexualizing real people and just writing nsfw in general :)

also, please tell me if someone is uncomfortable with fanfics and/or headcanons and i will erase that part as fast as possible, thanks for passing by! - batling

✦ means platonic

✦ characters : ranboo, tubbo, tommy, philza, techno and jschlatt

♥ means romantic

♥ characters: quackity, wilbur, nihachu, dream, george, sapnap, eret, karl, fundy and bbh

keywords:

(y/n) : your name

(n/n) : nickname

(p/p) : pizza place

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” – John Green

┌────── ⋆⋅✦⋅⋆ ──────┐

SLEEPOVERS

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GENDER NEUTRAL

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♥ Quackity

oh boy

i just have two words for this one: pure chaos

he will punch you with a pillow if you try to sleep

and you will be MAD at this

grabbing a pillow and hitting him RIGHT IN THE FACE with all your strenght

he'll probably fake cry about it, saying that you hurt him

after a while of pillow fighting, you guys got tired and plopped into the bed, snuggling into eachother and just enyoing the comfortable silence before drifting to sleep

♥ Wilbur

you two will probably blast hamilton and scream the lyrics till the neighbours wake up and you get angry knocks at your door

and you will laugh at that, lowering the speaker's volume and telling him to lower his voice aswell to avoid your neighbours calling the police

then you'll eat snacks and talk about anything that pops into your mind, laughing at the most silly jokes

he will sing sweet songs to you, making you fall asleep to his calming voice

summary: fluff

♥ Nihachu

you and her will bake pastries at a very late hour

she REALLY enjoys baking with you bc she thinks it's a great way to spend time with you

all this girl wants is to spend her time by your side, doing particularlly anything like streaming, baking, playing games and going outside for a walk and/or shopping

once you finished baking, she will kiss your cheek multiple times. that's her way to tell you that you did a great job :)

you'll spend the rest of the night cuddling, eating your pastries and watching some random movie, commenting about how bad it is and laughing

♥ Dream

bruh

this bitch will speedrun the sleepover

is it possible to speedrun a sleepover? maybe

you'll spend the rest of the night probably playing uncharted 3: drake's deception in his old ps3

after a while, you guys got bored from uncharted and went to his pc to play amnesia: the dark descent

there are 2 options:

you will be scared as fuck and will avoid looking at the screen when you think something bad will happen or when some body will come out from a drawer

or you will be totally chill with it, laughing hard when clay pisses his pants for real when he encounters the gatherer

you named the gatherer 'bob' :)

♥ George

he'll take you to the rooftop

and pushes you so you fall to your death

i mean

he gets blankets and pillows so you can stargaze together

he'll teach you the constelations while pointing them, excited about every single one of them

"look (y/n), that's the ursa major!"

he'll have hot chocolate prepared too, so you don't get cold while stargazing

you try your best to not fall asleep on the rooftop

but eventually fail

when he notices you're asleep, he stops talking about the constellations and carries you to your bedroom, giving you a goodnight kiss and leaving you in your bed so you can have a peaceful rest

♥ Sapnap

hey mamas

i don't know what sapnap will do in a sleepover so i will just improvise B)

you will watch anime together

not any kind of anime, like that romance-comedy bullcrap

no fuck that

you will watch the classy angsty anime like madoka magica

WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

you will fucking cry because of literally anything that happens to the characters

"(y/n) why are you crying it's just a show"

'IT'S NOT ANY SHOW SAPNAP IT'S FUCKING MADOKA MAGICA OF COURSE I'M GOING TO CRY'

the last chapter made you fucking cry harder

AUTHOR HERE I WAS CRYING SO MUCH WHEN IT ENDED

yeah you will basically watch anime with him, cry about it and he will comfort you and bring you a glass of water so you don't have a terrible headache after it

I KNOW THIS HEADCANON SUCKED I'M SO SORRY

♥ Eret

KINGG <3

you two will plan a picnic in your yard

yes your yard

he'll bring a ton of snacks and you'll buy a few drinks

you two spend the rest of the picnic talking about your future and enjoying the snacks

then, he'll make you stand up and will teach you how to dance tango

and of course you will mess everything up

and you even stomped on his feet accidentally, making him wimper

but he brushed off the pain and laughed at your concerned face

after calming down his laughter, he gave you a passionate kiss and hugged you tightly

i love eret ok

♥ Karl Jacobs

this man.

this man is the definition of sweet

you'll spend the night cuddling and making cute pet names for eachother

he will definetely give you a great back massage if you're stressed

then he'll start writing love letters full of things he adore of you

and you'll do the same for him

after that, you will share your letters and just snuggle and smile at the sweet things you guys wrote for eachother

he will deffo shower you with kisses when he finishes reading your letter, telling you that you're the nicest person on earth

and that he loves you so so much

♥ Fundy

i'm a huge fundy simp ok

he will bring his piano to your house and you guys will compose a melody together

he will let you sit on his lap while you play the piano/keyboard with him

fundy will basically teach you how to play basic piano songs

you asked him if you guys could play megalovania together

he said no :(

but still you got to play nice songs together without messing up

and when you got the hang of it, he snuggled his face in your neck and kissed you there genly

and when you got tired, he started playing very calming songs and you fell asleep in his lap, snuggling into his chest

he gently carried to your room and will sleep beside you putting a fair distance so you can have a comfortable sleep!

♥ BadBoyHalo

bbh supremacy

he will get rat ready so you can snuggle with her too :)

you guys will mainly play with rat and talk about life in general

he will call you tons of cute pet names

ofc he will call you muffin it's bbh who we're talking about

he will talk about how bad he wants to spend the rest of his life with you

after a while, he will take you to his kitchen and start making muffins together

he will guide you on how to bake 'em though

you guys had a great time making muffins and cuddling with him and rat :)

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✦ Ranboo

tall mf gives the best piggy back rides

when he gets to your house there is a 100% chance he will bump his head on the door frame

and there is a 100% chance you will make fun of him because of that

"(y/n) please stop laughing my head hurts :("

you'll give him some ice to put on his head while you two play minecraft on your ps4

you will bring snacks too and ask him if his head is better

"yeah, thank you (n/n)"

he will pull you in a hug so you can be comfy together while you play good ol' minecraft

because ranboo surely doesn't play anything besides fucking minecraft

stfu that video of him playing spooky's jump scare mansion doesn't exist

✦ Tubbo

SWEET BE BOYY <3

he will gift you a bee plushie

expect a lot of (FRIENDLY) hugs from him

like fundy, you guys will play piano together

you guys are most likely to prank call some random numbers AND your friends

and you accidentally called some random pizza place

"hello! this is (p/p), may i take your order?"

you were nervous and didn't know what to say

UNTIL YOU CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA

"hello? are you there?"

'hi yes, i would like to order 7 extra large pepperoni pizzas to (tommy's adress).'

"oh- okay! uhm- they will arrive in a few hours. are you okay with that?"

'yes ma'am, thank you.'

when you ended the call, you couldn't help but burst out laughing, knowing that tommy will be so mad at you guys-

✦ Tommy

like quackity, PURE. CHAOS.

you guys will obviously stream your sleepover

doing a q&a stream :)

tubbo and wilbur will probably crash your stream and start spamming things like 'MEETUP??' and 'DIDN'T GET AN INVITE'

you guys laughed and added them to the call

"WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU GUYS INVITE ME?" wilbur shouted

'i'm sorry willlll'

you kept playing minecraft with wilbur, tubbo and quackity too since he crashed your stream like an hour later

after the stream, you got up and plopped on the mattress that was on the floor

"tired?"

'yeah'

"okay, good night big (initial)"

✦ Philza

POG

YEAHHH SLEEPOVER WITH THE MINECRAFT GOD

AND KRISTIN'S THERE TOO :)))

and oh god you ADORE kristin

i'm pretty sure she's a total sweetheart

it would be like having a sleepover with your parents

only that it's less boring

you guys will watch a movie together, you will be in one side of the couch eating snacks while phil and kristin are in the other cuddling

you'll eventually bug them about it

after the movie, you fell asleep early and philza noticed, talking to kristin about it too

and wrapped a blanket around you so that you get a good rest :)

✦ Technoblade

mr. blood god teaches you the arts of the CRAFT.

yeah i mean it's techno what else does he play besides minecraft

he will play bedwars w/ u, teaching you how to pvp

"bro you kinda suck tbh"

'stfu techno'

he will comment about how bad you are, but tries to help you get better anyways

and when you do a very poggers gamer move, he praises you

and when he praises you you're all :)))

after awhile, he gets tired from watching you play minecraft and suggest watching anime

fucking weeb

i mean

uh

other thing you guys do together in a sleepover is playing and commenting about pokemon

if you don't like pokemon get tf out of here /J

i was joking please don't leave i respect your tastes

✦ Jschlatt

ooooh boy

get ready for a session of wii training

that's all you guys will do

play wii sports and some other shit like wii music

he will laugh his ass of if you fall while playing wii fit

but he will eventually help you bc outside his funny and shouty persona, he's a really chill guy and a really nice person!

seriously like have you ever seen a theweeklyslap video?

well expect hearing amazing pep talks from him

bc this man is a legend and knows his way to words and is very good at comforting people :)

sometimes you'll rant to him about anything that's happening in your life, and he will listen to you and give you really helpful advice

and you appreciate him so much for that

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TYSM FOR READING GUYS, i appreciate it if you made it this far :)

i hope you guys really enjoyed these headcanons, it's my first time doing them and aa i'm a bit nervous about posting this but i'll be fine ig

also i'm sorry if there's a grammatical error, english is not my native language and i'm still learning it :) have a nice day/night, drink water and don't fuck up your sleeping schedule!!

[quackisinnit]

Dream if his s/o accidently breaks one of the discs

Request: What would dream do if his girlfriend breaks one of the disks on accident

Genre: angst, romantic (cuz they're dating in this sjzj)

Notes: okay last request thing sjhsjhs i have like 5 to get to. this was meant to be a short one but i wnt over board [divider: loveinterest]

Warnings: manipulation

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it doesn't matter how much he loves or cares for you

this mf would be PISSED

he would be yelling

"what the hell was that for? oh my fucking god."

"can't you do anything right?"

"doesn't matter if you're my partner or if it was an accident, you still broke the disc"

he would also make you believe that if anyone dies or if anyone gets hurt, its all your fault

"if tommy or anyone gets hurt, it's all your fault"

"you'll be the reason everyone dies"

something he's also do is make you believe that you are nothing without him

"without me, you're nothing, absolutely nothing. and you kust lost me because you broke the goddamn disc."

if you try apologizing, it'll be no use

"it doesn't matter how many times you say sorry, you still broke the disc. all i care about are the discs, i never cared about you."

obviously that hurts

since you cared and loved him

even when he was hurting others,

even when he was hurting you

you still love him

but hearing him say these words without hesitaion?

it hurt you

i mean who wouldn't?

hearing someone you love say they never loved you since the beginning? now that shit hurts

and when you're breaking down and crying?

he'll switch up so quickly oh my god

he would be comforting you and saying sweet things in your ear

"I'm sorry, I-I just really care about the discs, you understand that right?"

"I love you so so much"

"I didn't mean anything I said earlier"

and you believed him.

next day he acts cold towards you

and when you ask him why he's acting like that

he'd respond with

"did you just forget? like that? whatever."

he acts like you're just acting dumb

after a few minutes of asking him, he finally answers

"you broke the disc y/n"

you're shocked cause you thought you both were over that

"but i thought we were over that Dream?"

he gives you a 'what do you mean' expression

(does that make sense lol)

"you were the only one over that, not me"

and when you try to apologize, he'd pull the same shit he pulled yesterday

"i don't love nor care about you y/n. i hate you, with all my heart."

oh you're crying again?

time to be comforted by none other than Dream himself

"i let my emotions take control over me i'm sorry"

"please forgive me"

and this would repeat

every. single. day.

and you failed to notice what was happening

since you believe that Dream is the victim

while you were the "big bad villain"

[cat-sapphics]

mcyt/toh crossover AU

[last post/rb] but wow i love crossovers very much so i just realized. bard!wilbur on the boiling isles. HE WOULD. WHAT OTHER COVEN WOULD HE CHOOSE. ESPECIALLY AFTER THE LATEST EPISODE LIKE LOOK AT THE BARD MAGIC AND THE BATTS REBELLION. IT’S SOOOOOO HIM /POS

also oracle!ranboo although potions & healing could fit him as well if he wants to study all 3 - ranboo’s extremely dedicated to learning so him going multi-track wouldn’t surprise me At All, not to mention how he was canonically messing with potions and shit in his dsmp lore too

although he started off studying potions at first like luz (i've noticed that the fandom's kinda adopted that one as the "default" for some reason?) but then switched because he didn't like it and it just didn't fit, tommy is 100% in the construction coven bc 1) hard work & earth elements 2) that little guy who got the power glyph in 01x05 and was like WOOO YEA 3) the Big Man Hotel 4) he’d probably be fascinated by bria, matt, and the other glandus kids taking down the slitherbeast in 02x05 & 5) he’s high full of energy and his dsmp character is full of anger, that would be SUCH a great way to take it out. also, i think he would enjoy the studying in the bard coven as a secondary track just for the hell of it (i know- i gotta keep up the "I HATE LEARNING, SCHOOL IS BULLSHIT" bit but i think i'll do that by having him act like he hates it- poorly, might i add, and convinces no one that he's unhappy), not only because one of his older brothers has a knack for it as his primary/only focus, but also because the actual cc!tommy is REALLY good at singing and i swear he used to play an instrument or two?? could be wrong... anyways yeah tommy using his voice to manipulate magic around him would be fucking sick. I’m Right. You Know I Am.

techno is in the beastkeeping coven bc Yes. like idk how to put it into words but the strong piglin hybrid who follows his own morals taming, training, taking care of, and finding help and use in wild animal breeds/hybrids.......... he was Made for that in this AU, surely?!

and of course if we have to mention techno, we have to mention phil! well, phil’s quite a bit older than all the rest so i’d assign him the role of a beastkeeping teacher. initially i wanted him to be in the same class as techno but the age difference just doesn’t fit and i want the immortal winged God of Death with a reputation™ to have a way to show off all of his experience and knowledge. oh- and of course techno is his favorite student. if a teacher and his student can form a close platonic and healthy bond, this is exactly that. and phil of course has his secret flaws, so even though techno excels anyway, he tends to get extra credit that he doesn’t deserve ;) do not make that weird ok.

OOOOOOOO TUBBO WOULD BE IN THE PLANTS COVEN. HE WOULD MAKE THOSE MFS SQUEEZE AND STRANGLE OPPONENTS IN PLACE WITH THEIR VINES’ HEAVY STRENGTH. LAUNCH HIS NUKES WITH EXTRA VENOM. HE’D BE SO GOOD AT MAKING USE OUT OF THEM (think of willow when her eyes glow in 01x03 and the s2 intro/theme). AND DO NOT TELL ME HE WOULDN’T STUDY POTIONS AS WELL. THERE ARE SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES (good and bad lol) WITH POTIONS AND HE’D LOVE TO EXPERIMENT WITH THEM. (ALSO THAT’D BE THE CLASS HE SHARES WITH RANBOO SO. <333) i’m also gonna have him join the abominations coven, mostly because i don’t have anyone there yet but also because they would be really helpful in terms of helping him build with all the projects and stuff he distracts himself with. and, as we saw canonically in the blight manor, they make great servants for people who live in mansions - which tubbo and ranboo both do, of course. i replaced my initial beastkeeping idea with abominations because tubbo just doesn’t really have the nature to be up for it and excel after all, i’ve decided, and i end up adding enough people to the former track later on anyway

i might add more later (update: i very much did lmfao) but i just wanted to quickly jot down my main 6 fave ccs :]

also i’d like to think that they all attend glandus instead of hexside. it just feels right, and especially if dream and some others went there too, y’know, we learned in 02x05 that the stronger, higher-class, better-performing students don’t treat the opposites too well and there’s a lot of power dynamics over there. that’d set up dream being a nasty bully to tommy really well, especially since tommy probably wouldn’t think he’s too great at school and he wouldn’t care much about it anyway, and something similar with dream and ranboo but for different reasons. and without either of them knowing that they have this abuse from the same person in common, the bench trio would have the same dynamics for the same reasons - tommy and tubbo are best friends (and tubbo is also bullied for things like being short/weak, incapable, and a follower who has strong magical potential but can’t control it well yet), and tubbo and ranboo start dating (platonically?? or not?? idk??), and tommy feels that he’s alone in all this again. it’d also set up a competitive rivalry between dream and techno for top most favored student while also somehow creating an alliance with wilbur at the same time to “take down the system.���

i’ll keep developing this as i go, definitely...

[alkalineleak]

have an au i peer preassured myself to think out bc a friend asked what "tangledau" entailed, i apologize but i am not capable of things thatare coherant and make sense and arent rambles

Sbi are the main characters, but other damp members are here tangled au bc i have daddy issues, what else is it going to be? So single dad phil supremacy ig and instead of the child, who i am juggling between wilbur n techno bc of the internal war between kinnie vs. many designs having long hair, being a literal baby i have elected to make them still very young but gullible bc i can and i am a god. The age range being 4 to 7 I think? ANYWAYS I think it happens in two ways: Wilbur was upset due to being ignored constantly and feeling bad bc of it (Did i mention I’m a kinnie with daddy issues-) or Techno needed to satisfy the voices after an argument with Wilbur so I can have the fun of angst due to the last words between them being in anger but only the other remembering aha so he doesn’t hurt anyone bc he actually has remorse over actions, unlike in canon (I do love him but he’s a bastrd (affectionate). Actually I have reasons now! Wilbur is a siren, let's go! Sirenbur supremacy! He’s taken away to be used as someone’s songbird to get out of the sticky situations they find himself in, and it detaches himself from his song. He hates it but this person (who is still undecided) is all he haves and all he can turn to, only one who he cares and knows (uh oh! Memory boi!). He is captive in a cave atop a mountain sed to be cursed that now one dares going up or near. The only way up or down by people who don’t know how to climb and wouldn’t immediately perish during the journey since it is incredibly steep is by ender pearl, which is banned from the kingdom and is only found in the black market, underpearl chamber thing pog? For Techno it’s increased strength and being an endless fountain of information (shhhh im not using the voices to have this boy commit murder, not rn anyways-) from unknown sources, aka the voices, and used to make potions, gear, knowledge of enchantments and other people, like certain unknown enemies of this mysterious- captor who only gatekeepers and gaslights, and their weaknesses! Y’know like blackmail- ANYWAYS he is hidden in a ravine with thousands of caves that go in and out it’ll take you years to find out which leads out, doesn’t help it’s wayyyyyyyyy underground it’ll take days to get out of the cave that does lead out. Techno doesn’t have days to get out. Doesnt help theres a legend around any of the caves in the area being so impossible to find that anyone who dares attempt navigate it is doomed to the fate of accidentally stumbling into the cursed lands of the void, cursing themselves to death for all of eternity, three lives be damned. And that’s just backstory...dang sjdjjsj We go to current happenings in which street rat tommy mf innit is running from guards from stealing from a stand handing out ancient and expensive jewelry and escapes via enderpearl or skittles down a cave and sOmEhOw gets into the correct cave (above or below ground bc theres two candidates due to indecisiveness) and like just goes down until he gets absolutely nae nae’d by these 18 yo’s, each by a fencing sword/axe hilt and a beeeeeeeeeg book/bottom of a guitar Now the plot has begun The rest of the story follows the 18 yo and a checks time uhhhhh 10 yo??? Traversing the lands together and helping the other out (found family my beloved) as it occasionally pans out to the relationship of (in wilbur got yoinked) a father all too focused on the wrong person and techno salty bc of it, straining the relationship or (techno got yoinked) an estranged father refusing to focus on the person who needs it, leaving a kingdom behind and forcing wilbur to take the throne all too soon (hey we still gettin a corruption arc 📷-) slaps au this bad boi can fit so much found family and angst in it My brain become too empty to finish this im so sorry djdjjdj now my weird au doc is 30 pages long dang it

[z7rkive]

DHAU: What To Know

Hey! its what all of u have been waiting for: more dhau stuff :)

Also!! most of this is by the one powerful braincell @snaxarba and I share hhh,, we’ve both worked hard (lmao not rlly we just screamed at each other sksks) on creating the universe around dhau uwu she’s been a great help aaa please send her love through her inbox! She’s currently writing a fic for this au, so if u got any questions or want a snippet go over to her :))))

Now that that’s out of the way, get ready for a LONG post:

GENERAL INFO

DH = Deathly Hallows

5 members

Fandom name: Hallows

Ages: S.S (26), T.R. (24), D.M. (21), H.P. (21), C.D. (19)

Hyung Line (oldest members) : Prince (Severus Snape) & L.V. (Tom Riddle)

Maknae Line (youngest members) : Draco Malfoy, Seven (Harry Potter), & Zed (Cedric Diggory)

Visual Line (“Faces/Most Handsome” of the group) : L.V., Draco, & Zed

Rap Line (Rappers in the group) : Prince & Zed

Dance Line (“Best” Dancers) : L.V., Seven, Prince, & Draco

Vocal Line (“Vocals of the group) : L.V., Seven, & Draco

Choreo Line (Take part in creating choreography) : Prince & L.V.

OTHER RANDOM INFO:

They work under G.G. Entertainment (G.G.E.) with Dumbledore as the Big Boss

Drarry is the most popular ship among fans

Dispatch is a company that takes photos of idols and tries to expose dating scandals

Dispatch Boss: so r they dating anyone

the hallow stan twt is crazy as fuck lmao

theres so many memes

solo stans are fans who only like 1 member of the group (the person is their favorite) and don’t pay attention to the others/give hate to the rest of DH

antis are just hateful ppl in general, they send lots of hate to either Hallows, one specific member, DH, or just the whole group in general

one time Severus and Harry did a vlive (they haven’t done one in a long time so sevenprince fans were excited! :0)!! Harry’s like, “Sev and I have a great plan for this live! :D” and then someone in the comments just says, “Can we have a different member on vlive please :/ i dont wanna look at both yall ugly mugs lmao” :((

Harry, “Cedric? Ah no he’s not here. Draco? He’s not here either sorry :(. Oh ok, I’ll get Tom for you guys.”

big sad^ :(

ot5 = loving the whole group; EX: “No solo stans allowed!! only ot5 enthusiasts!!!”

it does not mean they all fuck skshs

but All7 means they all fuck harry lmao

there’s this super popular twitter account called “@Sevensfw” and it’s basically just an account that posts bottom harry moans ft other DH members

DH wasn’t that popular before, but a fancam of L.V. dancing blew up on social media, and that got them a lot of attention

there will be lots,,, and lots,, of social media in this fic

we get inspiration from u guys as fans so go off on ur reactions

INFO OF THE MEMBERS UNDER THE CUT :)

MEMBERS

Prince / Severus Snape

Oldest in the group

Prince Stans are called: Robins

Produces most of the songs

Unofficial leader; whenever Harry’s not there he’s automatically in charge and no one questions it

Bat Dad / Goth Daddy

Joined G.G. Entertainment to become a producer but then got stuck with DH

“Nation’s Prince 💞💞💞” - Robins uwu

GENIUS !!!

He’s usually very frowny and makes lots of mean remarks but he’s rlly a soft boy daddy

He, Harry, and Tom are the ones who speak most in interviews

People say he’s lazy because he stays indoors most of the time but!!! He works his ass off helping produce most of the tracks the band makes

AND helps choreograph their dances and help run their big ass dorm

Husband material 10/10

Deep voice mmmm

Big ass softie for their leader

Snape: *makes Harry dance & moan for no reason at all* “all in the name of music.”

He and Harry have been labeled the “Mom & Dad” of DH by Hallows

He and Harry usually discuss big decisions to see what’s best for the group

Only other person he’s comfortable with besides Harry is Tom since they’re closer in age, and work together with choreography

He and Tom are chill buds; the “mature ones of the group”

When he first got into DH, he actually thought Harry was a visual of the group ;)

Harry needs help? Whether it be to get away from Visual Line or just in general Goth Daddy got him 😌

one time he and harry went to another country and couldn’t speak the language, and the waiter thought they were a couple bc of the way they acted around each other so they got a couple discount sksksks

So,, so underrated,,, like please stan this whole ass man

Why wouldn’t you??? like,,, he know how to cook, he humble, he got the tongue technology, husband material, high ass IQ,,, tall, dark,,,, what more can u ask for tbh?

you could also ride his nose lmao but ig thats reserved for Harry

L.V. / Tom Riddle

Visual as FUCK

Has the biggest vocal range; king can go from Deep & Raspy to High & Angelic in 0.001 seconds

One word to describe his voice: soulful

used to be part of the rapline in their early debut days, but for some reason he hasn’t rapped recently?? kows r thirsty pls rap for us again tommy boy,,,

bc of that he’s not “part” of the rapline, so he’s just labeled as a sub-rapper, which means he’s like the backup-backup rapper.

Wanted to be leader and kinda resented Harry for a bit before he met him and now he too, is whipped for Harry

Does not care for personal space, literally just crowds around Harry whenever the fuck he wants

He’s labeled himself as Harry’s personal seat, and is always pulling Harry into his lap

Tom’s never been touchy with others but for some reason Harry is just,,, There. He likes that feeling that Harry gives him whenever he’s around; he’s fascinated about his own actions toward Harry so he’s always trying to explore their physical intimacy

HES GOOD AT EVERYTHING AND HE KNOWS IT; everyone’s just like, “wtf that’s not fair”

Yeah he’s good at everything but he watches anime sksksk 🗿🗿🗿

Lowkey-Highkey dislikes Cedric bc dumb bitch unplugged his computer while he was binge watching bnha & happy go lucky mf named Tom’s fandom KOWs (like cows 🐄), when it was supposed to be Knights of Walpurgis smh

His dance!! His dance sequences always look like fight scenes and it’s the B E S T

Very smooth & quick on his feet

Literally so many fancams of him body rolling

Takes no shit from antis,, they’re not relevant.. only DH & Harry are 😤

Adopts any brand with the initials L.V. And everyone just goes along with it

Tom stans (KOWs) clown pre-debut Tom bc he was gonna have his stage name as “Lord Voldemort” and no one will let him live it down skskks

Was scouted by another agency- that agency asked him to audition for their company but he thought it was a scam; he would’ve been in a diff group if he went

Originally auditioned to G.G. Ent. To become an actor, but changed his mind.

Since he’s also one of the choreographers he’s always trying to make it so he and Harry get lots of skin ship

Draco Malfoy

Harry’s/Ferret’s/Hallows’ sugar daddy no lie

KING OF FANSERVICE

Whatever the fans want? The fans get. Whatever Harry wants? He gets it too.

Draco appreciates his Hallows/Ferrets sm,, he’s always reminding them that they are the ones who keep DH going and that without Hallows they wouldn’t be where they are

He always tries to go on vlive (think: IG live, but better) every 2 weeks even with their busy schedules and just spends time talking with the fans :’)

During concerts he’s interacting the most with everyone, walking around the stage the most so the fans can see him from different views: he’s always trying to make eye contact with them

He’s rich enough he doesn’t have to be an Idol but he still wants to stay ,, he wouldn’t give up DH & Hallows for anything.

also helps with any financial problems the boys have!! they need a place to rent? he got their backs

Center of the group!! This means whenever they’re dancing you’d usually find him in the center/middle position. The center is the one who calls attention to them-self the most and has to make sure their formation looks good; they have to carry the group during a performance. If the center looks bad, then the rest of the group and performance is too.

STABLE AS FUCK VOICE. Do you know how hard it is to dance and sing? At the same time??? Draco makes it so effortless,, when he sings and dances his voice doesn’t shake or waver- It’s stable and whenever he’s doing a live performance his voice sounds like it’s from the actual track

HE LOVES DANCING. Dance dance dance. He joined DH because he really just wanted to dance, he didn’t think he’d be part of the vocal line lmao but ugh king got thru

He & Harry are both 21, and Draco’s always making it a point that he’s older than Harry (only by 2 months!); since they’re the same age, they relate and hang out with each other more. He and Harry usually go out and have “bro-dates”. He talks to Harry abt personal problems n vice versa.

He and Harry always support each other and have formed that bff bond and Draco’s always pulling Harry towards him on stage so Harry will get noticed more (since Harry’s one of the unpopular members, while he himself is veeerry popular)

Antis usually say that Draco doesn’t really have any talent and that he just bought his way into DH with his money and good looks, and that he doesn’t deserve his place as ‘center’ :(

The Confident Gay,,, always slapping that Harry booty.

Cheesy asf,, any chance he gets he always flirts w Harry

Seven / Harry Potter

Best leader 11/10

Always comforting members !! He sings to them to make them happy :)

Main vocal- king can hit that note 😩.

Voice is very calming/lullaby like. Relaxing uwu.

Mother hen lmao,, he’s always worried about his group and how they’re doing

Thighs

Duality king go from 0-10000000 real quick

What a caring bitch I love him

Gives special massages to his members when they feel stressed,, and in turn they help him when he needs to step down from all that leader work.

He’s not really one to do ‘cute things for the fans on purpose’ but when he does he gets really embarrassed,, flustered bb will hide his face behind his hands n cover himself. He’d hide his face in his clothes, on another member’s chest/shoulder, or look at the ground while he stirs in cute embarrassment

Knows the members have some type of fascination with him so he uses that as like a punishment/reward system- “First one to memorize all their lines And choreo gets to go with me to help pick out my clothes.”

Insult his group? Won’t hesitate to cut u with his long eyelashes + sharp tongue lmao

Reassuring Hallows that they’re fine even when they get hate because they have each other,, DH/Hallows is best ship

Blames himself when another member gets hate- he feels like he’s not taking care of his group and he’s trying his best to make them feel not excluded :(

Lil bun bun uwu 🐰Seven Nation !! Stay winning 🤩🤩🤩 Protecc this hard working baby 😩

On stage he’s a force to be reckoned with,, like ugh what a sexy boi hshsh,, but off stage!!! A literal cutie!!!!! Soft & pure

Second half of underrated duo

Built up muscle during debut, but throughout the years/eras he went a bit lax, and since he didn’t have as much muscles since before, he’s gotten a lot of hate :( The members love his squishy cheeks n thicc thighs but antis think he should have a sharper jaw line hhh

oblivious mf,,, he rlly went on a date with a female idol from another company without knowing it was a date hh this boy

actually got in DH because he lost a bet

Zed / Cedric Diggory

Sunshine boy!! ☀️ Literally a ray of happiness in the group,,, always smiling and keeping everyone happy

most popular boy

Chaotic mf,,, in this au he’s the equivalent of the shaggy meme 🗿

Joined DH bc of Harry :’)) He’s gotten offers of joining other agencies but decided to go with G.G. Ent and decline all those offers because he saw Harry sing n dance + had a taste of Harry’s sweet personality when he first met him!! 

Cedric joined when he just turned 15, so Harry and the other members have been raising him for like 4 years :(. He could be a manifestation of all their groups personalities.

Looks up to Harry so much?? He’s Harry’s biggest fan and will literally do anything for him,, Harry’s done so much for him when he was younger that he wants to try and repay his leader by also being there for him :(.

M U S C L E  M A N / STRONG boi

literally harry sat on his back while he did push-ups wtf,, like he doesn’t even get winded if harry runs and jumps in his arms

every hallow who’s been with them since debut (15) to present time (19 going on 20): WHY DID HE GROW UP SO FAST HE HAD CUTE CHEEKS HOW DOES HE HAVE A JAWLINE WTHHHHH

his fandom name: satans

ok like,, cedric used to be a rlly shy boy during the beginning years of debut days and like?? he’s been getting more comfortable and one day he just thought “fuck the agency i do what i want” and he’s so happy now

this is why he’s so chaotic,,, his fandom used to be named “Puffs” but after Cedric’s Big Awakening, the Puffs renamed themselves as “Satans”

“Oh you’re a Hallow, too? Cool! I’m a Robin! :D” “Nice! I’m part of the Satanic cult haha”

earlier i said he was a sunshine but uhhhh

When he’s on stage ohoho,,, damn what a M A N,, like??? spits fire and memes on a daily basis

h a t e s losing,,, “I’m never losing my virginity” “Why??” “BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE”

Harry meanwhile: but u could win me??? 

Cedric is just,, “...” “for the greater good” 

released a solo album called “Spared” (name idea was from L.V. bc Cedric ate his last dumpling; originally wasn’t gonna go with it but Harry liked it lmao)

Spared Title track - “Kill The Spare”

The seventh track on his solo album is called “Septem”, and its basically a song dedicated to Harry and how much he appreciates him as a person, how he’s so thankful to have him and his life,, blah all that mush

Septem = Hedric/Zedven shippers anthem

Cedric has a cool necklace that he always wears and he tells people, “Harry gave me the chain. It had a different pendant but I changed it for this one. It’s the Roman numerals for Seven.” :D

so,, much,, puns its stupid

a crackhead

his whole group is made up of crackheads but he’s the TRUE crackhead  ya feel

this boy is always active on social media im,,, like?? he’s just on vlive talking with the fans and then he’ll show the camera around to where Draco is helping Harry stretch before warm ups (surprise they’re in a compromising position) and Cedric just goes, “Haha! I love friendship :).” 

started his dancing career when he joined DH, so he’s the most behind with dance; many people criticize him bc he’s a “bad dancer” but everyone knows he’s a better dancer than any Hallow

but!! he has improved so much D: sunshine baby rlly went thru it

[darlingnisi]

Celebration Day 3 : VIP Edition

Part 2 Here!

Funk Soldiers Panel

Shelby J

Kat Dyson

Xavier Taplin

Joey Rayfield

Kip Blackshire

About Last Night... (The Prince on the Big Screen event)

A lot of reherasal

Kirk organized everyone, got the materials out

Biggest challenge was that there were a lot of performers who worked with P at different times so the arrangements of the songs were often different. Hard to sync up with the show or pick the right one to use at first

Shelby said it was hard not to turn and look at him on the screen

The fludidity of the performance came with experience because they knew what P expected of them musically

Kat said “having him in my ear floated me back to my time with him” The instructions he gave inside of the performance still applied

Joey noted that he better understood the difference between just playing and performance from his time with Prince

“I almost forgot he wasn’t there”

Kat Dyson Origin Story (Guitar)

Recommended by Sheila E. Kat and Rhonda Smith met Sheila while demoing gear at an industry show. Sheila asked for their music as she had an idea to do an all girl band at the time. She got sick and gave their info to P. P took them both on.

Their audition was a four hour jam session in 96. P asked Kat “How much of my material do you know...and how much did you buy?”

Her favorite P music are the soundtracks, especially Batman and her favorite songs are Joy of Repetition and Question of You.

She and Rhonda did an arrangement for Question of You for him.

Xavier Taplin Origin Story (Organ)

Played with and was reccomend by Gouche, another NPG member

Audition was P on Bass and Job Blackwell on Drums. They played 777-9311 and P had him solo for 60 bars. He fell back into the groove and P told him to keep going...fell back into the groove again...and P told him to keep going. P put his bass down, walks over to  Xavier, and stands “uncomfortably close for 15 seconds just looking at me” he then says “We’re going to have a lot of fun.”

Joey Rayfield (Trombone)

Gets a call from Adrian Crutcfield about an audition in Charolette North Carolina. Gets PDF of a chart for Xtraloveable and realizes it’s for Prince

They have a Skype audition.

Time passes and he randomly got an email with a Delta ticket to Minneapolis. He quit his job and left for Paisley.

At first played on Andy Allo’s Supeconductor sessions.

Story : during a rehearsal P slowly walks up to the stage and says “You and Ida go play ping pong and if you win, I’ll play you. Joey wins and plays Prince. Joey’s in his dress shoes though and is slipping and sliding everywhere. P stops the game, moves a rug to be under Joey and says “I ain’t got no insurance.”

Story from Kat : I played basketball with him. Nobody told me not to block his shot. The game was over after that.

Kip : I was playing with him in the Daisy Chain video.

Kip Blackshire Origin Story (Vocals)

Morris Hayes invited him to a Carlos Sananta show and Jam session at Paisley. Kip absently playing basketball. Hears a “clang” (P dropping his guitar). P comes over and squares up with Kip. Kip passes P the ball, and P checks him hard in the stomach with it. Kip says he isn’t dressed to play and P tells him to come back the next day to play for real. The next day they play a 2 on 2 game. Kirk/Prince vs. Morris/Kip.

Was cleaning up in the bathroom and absently singing. P overhears and invites him to sing with them in the studio. P asks him if he knows Little Red Corvette and Kip says “I wasn’t allowed to listen to you growing up.” Instead P played guitar and Kip answered his licks with his voice. He was invited to join the band and the first song he sang on was Undisputed from Rave.

Shelby J Origin Story (Vocals)

Audition for Larry G’s band. Got in and was at 3121 doing a rehearsal. Kept being told to re-sing Higher Ground. It was P asking.

Was singing I Can’t Stand the Rain during a show. Crowd goes wild and she thought she was “DOING IT!” turns out P had come on stage behind her and was plugging up his guitar to join them. He came up to her mic and sang cheek to cheek with her for that song.

Was in Walmart getting supplies at home when she got invited to sing at one of his shows NYE. From there she was asked to join the band and their next gig was the Superbowl.

Arrangement Panel with Michael B Nelson

Had done work with Micheal Bland. There was an idea for a warm up group early 90′s. Dave and Kathy Jenson with Michael B Nelson, Sonny, and Tommy B made up a 5 piece band. They recorded some tracks and sent it to P. P told them to go to a Carmen Electra rehearsal to be filmed. Time passes asked to come to the soundstage at Paisley...saw pedal boards set up P was there! NPG was very tight at this time so P just held up a signal and they started into Madhouse 4. The horns were shocked for a moment then fell in (this was their audition). They jammed for 6 hours then recorded for the first time that same day....Sexy MF? (This may be wrong...he mentioned that they recorded for the first time that day, then a moment later said the first thing they recorded was Sexy MF as part of a different story so...take that how you will)

Told to get their passports together. They joined him on the Diamonds and Pearls tour

There were 11 semi trucks and 110 people in the entourage for the D&P tour. Their first stop with him was Tokyo

Hornheads was formulated as a horns only group since they were on with P and couldn’t play with anyone else, they just made a mini group to keep their chops up during down time. Mike Nelson wrote the tunes and they have 3 albums.

“Even when he was giving you a hard time, he’s just pushing you”

Q: What was it like during the 90′s? Every office was filled. He gave you exactly what you needed to fufill a task. You didn’t ask for additional questions...you had to trust yourself and know that he trusted you to use your creativity wisely.

Prince preferred Duke Ellington’s style of horns

P would send Mike tapes of a lead line and melody and Mike would add horn parts.

Mike did Black Muse, new Xtraloveable, When She Comes, Groovy Potential, Morning Papers and more (He’s been around for about 25 years)

Percentage of things recorded to released of the work Mike did. 50%

He co-wrote Billy Jack Bitch. While they were working on something, Mike played P a song during tape change. P said “Who do I have to pay to use that” The instrumental part of Billy Jack Bitch was written by Mike.

Story : Working on something and Mike B was impressed with how it sounded. Forgot everything he said could be heard in the control room by P. Commented “man that is funky” P responds “yes it is.”

Story : Tenor sax was playing a solo while working on something and it didn’t go well. When it was done, from the control room P says “You guys see Waterworld?” Tenor sax guy “No who’s in it” Prince, “Your mama” Tenor sax guy, “Oh it’s good to know she’s getting work!” “Prince falls off his chair from laughing” (Waterworld has a reputation for being a very bad movie.)

Q: Why did you last? P told him “You and Clare Fischer really understand my music.” Was asked to be full time in 2012. He never had a falling out or harsh words with P and P never rejected any of his additions to his songs.

Got our pictures from our tour back. Framing mine for sure! It’s like my 5th picture in here and the only good one, lol...

Funk Soldiers Concert

Honesty we were all kind of weary about this as this seemed to be a remix of the NewPower Soul group to some degree...or at least that concept, but once again VERY happy to be completely checked about the assumption because they were PHENOMENAL and not just because of something that happened...! Set list : 

I’m Yours

I Feel For You

Party Man

Girls and Boys

Lady Cab Driver/Irresistible Bitch mashup (!)

1+1+1 is 3 (I LOST. MY. MIND. YA’LL KNOW THAT ONE NIGHT ALONE TIME PERIOD IS MY COMPLETE FAVORITE AND NOBODY DOES COVERS OF THOSE SONGS AND IT WAS SO GOOD!)

The Work Part 1 (I WAS ABSOLUTELY DELIRIOUS! AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS MY ERA AND NOBODY DOES THIS! I was so into it singing, foot stomping and dancing, I got tapped by security and they asked if I want to go on stage! I 100% always say I’d never do it, but I thought I’d get to jam out to The Work since that goes on for a bit. I got back stage and they said I was to be part of a dance battle (WHAT?! I LEGIT AM THE MOST RESERVED PERSON USUALLY ABSOLUTELY NOT! (And also I guess for The Professor, lol) So me and Lenny Beason (from Purple Underground who thankfully I mostly know in real life so I was comfortable) were to battle to...

Black Sweat (Kip told me to go first so I tried to do every dance I could think of...The Housequake, The Get Off dance, Tried to remember the Purple Funk SF Funknroll dance but my mind blanked so I did some booty pops and stopped on the accents with a pose. Lenny went during the next chorus...then I had to go again. Shelby said I’m her funk sister now and we got T-shirts! My heart was beating so fast ya’ll! It pays to love The Rainbow Children! LOL!

Chelsea Rodgers

Xtraloveable (AGAIN A DREAM COME TRUE I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HEAR THIS LIVE WITH THESE GUYS DOING THE HORNS!)

Big City

Welcome 2 the Dawn (SO glad they did this instead of Purple Rain! Amazing choice! A Great song!)

Paisley Park

All the Critics Love You in New York/Housequake Jumps

Alphabet Street (Sheila E came out and crowd surfed for a bit)

Very good job! They were very tight, funky, and kept everyone’s spirits WAY up, especially with the EXCELLENT choice of Welcome 2 the Dawn being the only slow song.

This day was the 21st and honestly it was a BLUR. Even if I hadn’t gotten chosen by Ghost Prince to go up, the experience the band gave us with their energy and love made it hard to be sad this day. For me, interestingly I had a harder time on the 20th seeing him up there at the Big Screen event and with all the news that came out on the previous Thursday...did stay in bed for a bit that day to be honest...but “the day” was so full of just AMAZING like he legit came down like “ya’ll don’t cry for me...look at all this that I left behind for you to enjoy!” This day was was distracting with so much information followed by such an explosive show! Everyone was on their feet dancing, singing, hands in the air, just the whole time!

I’m very glad the days for the arena event got switched because it honestly would have been too much for me if it fell on this day...

Last part here!

[peroxideprinces]

okok so rn i have Mega brain rot for the comic series the true lives of the fabulous killjoys: california (bc i havent read national anthem yet fjdlkafjk) n like !!! ok so to understand some of the comics you gotta know the backstory of the girl (the main character . she is jus referred to as ‘the girl’) which is told in the music videos for the songs ‘sing’ n ‘na na na’ by my chemical romance !!! will get into the girl’s backstory in a sec .

so the world of ttlotfk !!! theres two main places: battery city (commonly referred to as batt city or jus the city . run by a corrupt company called better living industries (bl/ind or bli for short) that r tryin to control the citizens of the city) n the zones (outside of the city . there r six zones . there used to be seven , but zone seven was destroyed by a bomb sent by bli . zone seven is highly radioactive now so no one goes near it) !!! the main bad guys , bli , have a few main like people yknow ?? there r the dracs (lackeys , kinda . captured killjoys i think ? they r mega brainwashed) , scarecrows (leaders of the dracs) , n then theres korse (killed the most popular killjoy ever , party poison , but he kinda has a redemption in the comics . diversity win ! the mf that killed your fav character is canonically gay ! anyway) n then finally theres the director (shes really really evil but also sexy . diversity loss ! the sexiest mf in the comics murdered korse’s boyfriend !) . n then theres the killjoys (in the comics , theres a group called the ultra vs ill talk ab in a sec n then theres the radio crew (dr death defying , cherri cola , show pony , dj hot chimp , n newsagogo) n also the fab four) . anyway girl backstory time

so the fabulous four (party poison , fun ghoul , jet star , n kobra kid) right . they r the most popular killjoys . anyway they take the girl in when shes around six . they r v openly against bli n also on the run bc dracs keep findin them in the zones . the girl gets captured so the fab four have to go save her . cherri cola was gonna go bc the fab four arent v good w their blasters but he kinda chickened out ANYWAY so the fab four infilitrate bli hq in the city n uhhhh kobra kid n fun ghoul bite the dust pretty quickly n then poison gets killed by korse n jet star gets the girl out but then gets shot , so its assumed that jet is dead . dj hot chimp is the one who gets the girl out of the city n yeah . thats her backstory .

like idk nine-ish years pass n boom !!! shits happenin !!! she goes to this place in the zones (run by tommy chow mein whos known for overchargin people . dr death defying fuckin hates him) n finds party poisons mask . this mf val velocity (I HATE HIM SM) takes it n suddenly the girl is dragged into a fight w some dracs by the ultra vs (vaya , vamos , val , vinyl , volume) . i cant remember if its volume or vinyl that dies but one of them dies . anyway the girl hangs w the ultra vs for a bit before she runs into cherri cola !!! uhmmmm they catch up , go meet dr d , he teaches her how to shoot , n then they go to the mailbox (the mailbox . if you drop an item that belonged to a person you care ab in it , its said that the phoenix witch will guide them safely to the other side) so the girl can put party poisons mask in it . uhh cherri cola gets killed by some dracs , the girl meets the fuckin phoenix witch , learns ab her mom , n also destroya (destroya is a giant machine out in the desert that is rumored to be able to take down bli) !!! oh also the girl has powers . uhhh long story short , the girl meets up w the ultra vs n gets herself n them caught by some scarecrows n they get taken back to bli hq . the girl activates destroya w her powers ig n BAM bli is like destroyed or some shit godbless

theres sooooooo much w the killjoys that i love sm n i really like makin hcs for the fab four bc they r literally a blank slate !!!! they have no canon personalities !!!! n theres some fun trivia too !!!! so like,,, theres three different universes w the killjoys ig ?? theres the danger days album (jet star n kobra kid die wayyyyyyy earlier) , the twitterverse (some characters have twitter accounts n r active there . p sure this doesnt relate to canon) , n then comics canon (california , music videos , n i assume national anthem as well) .

wammna talk ab killjoys :[

[ovojebalkan-story-collectio-blog]

Bjorkman’s Empire 7 - The Melodifestivalen Revolution

The floor of Stockholm was filled with pro-Björkman slogans, etched onto the pavement, written both by the very few loyal supporters of the regime, and those who wanted to be seen as loyal supporters. Posters of Björkman, standing side by side with his robots, adorned the walls of every building. Everyone wanted to be seen as supporting his rule, as there were consequences for those who did not. Although Sweden and the Swedish people were often vilified in the foreign media for supporting Björkman's despotic regime, the truth was that very few Swedes supported the tyrants' rule, but feared speaking out publicly. Björkman could only control his subjects through fear, it was only really his robots who loved him. And there were exceptions even there, some robots were disgusted by Björkman's actions and they fled to Iceland, where they were welcomed with open arms. Sweden launched an attack on Iceland, destroying the island nation and cementing Sweden's new image as a violent dictatorship. It was a dangerous time to be Swedish, violent attacks on Swedish citizens in other countries increased dramatically as Björkman's regime grew worse and worse. The city was quiet, not a sound was heard. No one was out on the streets of Sweden tonight. The roads were empty and desolate. Björkman had imposed a 'Melodifestivalen curfew'. No one in Sweden was allowed outside for any reason, and the robots would patrol Sweden, making sure everyone stayed inside to watch the show. All television channels were showing one thing, Melodifestivalen. Björkman's dictatorship had turned the contest from something the Swedish people enjoyed to a hated event. Swedes had been shot by his robots for daring to venture outside during Melodifestivalen, the irony being that while they were forced to stay inside, Emperor Björkman gallavanted around the country, sampling only the finest fruits and visiting the finest beaches, all the while all the other Swedes were shut inside their houses, terrified that they could be found guilty of some trumped up crime and brought before Björkman's very own Kangaroo Court. Hypocrisy stained the Björkman regime. In the Friends Arena, Stockholm, the participants of the national final waited in the green room. Even those who hadn't qualified from the semi finals were waiting there, after all, they didn't exactly have anything else to do. Yohio sat there, staring a blank page on his phone. He really wanted to go on the internet but he couldn't, there was no internet connection. There was no connection for anyone. One of the first things that Björkman stamped out was the internet, which was now completely banned in Sweden, except for the Emperor himself, of course, and a few people whose job it was to join various message boards and post about how wonderful Björkman is and how much better things were in Sweden because of him. As well as the net, Björkman also blocked news from outside sources, as he feared the people hearing the truth about his regime. But they already knew, every Swede knew, they just didn't dare breathe a word. Loreen was sitting there, staring absent-mindedly out of the window. She too missed the internet. She hadn't realised how boring life could be without it. She imagined a free Sweden, free from the 'emperor', a true liberal democracy like it had been not so long ago. Maybe Björkman could control what she said but he couldn't control her mind, her dreams. She was safe from him here. She dreamed of a free Sweden once again. She then noticed a shape in the distance. She couldn't make it out at first because of the rain splattering against the window, but then, she saw it. An old woman holding a bag was walking along the road. "What no-" Loreen whispered, "That woman is out after curfew! She's done for!" The other entrants of Melodifestivalen heard her and rushed to the window, to see what was happening outside. Just then, they heard a buzzing noise in the distance. A sound the whole world had learned to fear. The distinctive sound of Björkman's robots. "Oh no," Robin whispered, "The robot's going to get her, she's a goner!" Loreen grabbed her coat from her chair. "And just where do you think you're going?" Sean said, unusually serious for once, "You know we're not allowed out of the stadium while Melodifestivalen is on!" "I'm going to help that woman, before the robots get her, it's the right thing to do." Loreen then put on her coat and made for the door. Yohio jumped up in shock. How could anyone be so openly defiant to the emperor? Everyone in Sweden had seen the consequences; what happened to those who Björkman called 'political dissidents'. "No! Don't do it Loreen," Yohio said, grabbing her arm, "You'll only get yourself hurt." Everyone else nodded in agreement. "Stay here, there's nothing you can do for her," Robin said. "So you all think that we should just sit here and do nothing?!" Loreen asked and to her surprise, they all nodded again. "We just think you should stay here where it's safe..." Yohio said. Loreen laughed. "Safe? Safe?! Nowhere is safe in Sweden. Not anymore." "Don't go," Ralf said, "Listen to Yohio, you've got to stay here, there's nothing you can do, not now that the robot is here." Loreen then saw a blue shape flying past the window. The robot was there. And the old woman stood still. There she was, standing there, clutching her small bag against her. The robot landed in front of her. "It is curfew," the robotic voice stated, "You should be watching Melodifestivalen. Return indoors immediately." "I want to do what I want! I won't let myself be bullied by a dictator like Björkman, this country has stood up to dictators before, and we'll do it again!" "You are showing signs of civil disobedience. I am under orders to execute you immediately." Loreen half-expected the woman to break down trembling and begging for mercy, but she didn't. She simply stood there, bravely. "I'd rather be dead than part of this tyranny." "So be it," the robot said and shot a lazer beam at the woman who screamed and fell to the ground. Scenes like this were becoming more and more common in Sweden, as Björkman introduced more and more ridiculous laws. "No," Yohio sobbed, "She was just a little old woman, she meant no harm to anyone!" "Brave woman..." Ralf muttered. "It's not right," Loreen stuttered, "Less than a year ago this country was a true democracy, now look at us!" "Be quiet, or someone outside may hear," Tommy Körberg snapped, "Stop this revolutionary talk at once!" "I want people to hear," Loreen said, but she wasn't so sure she believed it herself, "We Swedes are not sheep!" "Do you want us all to end up like that lady, Loreen?" Tommy yelled, "If not I suggest we all go back to talking about all the great things that Björkman has done for this country." "Hmmm, I for one can't think of any," Yohio said wryly. The brave woman's sacrifice had given him the courage to speak out, at least to his fellow contestants, anyway. "Tommy, you can't really support this dictatorship surely?" Robin asked. "I value my life," Tommy replied, "And if you do the same then you''ll cut out this nonsense and won't say another single bad word about our dear leader Björkman." He was right to be scared of speaking out. People who speak out against Björkman usually disappear very quickly. Sarah Dawn Finer, annual comedian at the Melodifestivalen contest, was absent this year. And everyone knew the reason why. In one of her comedy sketches in the first semi final of MF she had included a parody sketch of Björkman, ridiculing his regime and calling his robots 'tin cans'. The next day her house was raided by Björkman's robot army, and she was taken away. The official line from the regime is that she had been taken away to a so-called 're-education camp', but no one had seen her in weeks. People who supported the Swedish resistance against Björkman walked around Sweden and glued photographs of Finer over the many pictures of Emperor Björkman that covered the buildings, and publicly played recordings of her comedy sketch against the self-proclaimed emperor. Björkman was furious, even more so when Finer's supporters decided to hold a mass rally in her support. A mass gathering of any kind had not even been attempted since Björkman took power. But the Swedish public were growing restless, secret arrests and disappearances increasing, fuelling anger towards the new leader. The people at the rally angrily tore down posters of Björkman, shouted anti-emperor slogans and even pulled down a statue of Björkman that had been placed in the center of Stockholm. The emperor saw he needed to act before his power base crumbled. He ordered his robots to surround the protesters. The international world watched and waited as they saw the robots surround the protestors. Björkman gave the order to fire into the crowd and to spare no one. It was a massacre. The outside world was shocked, firing on unarmed protestors? Even for Björkman this was too much. A mass event of it's kind was never organised again, as the Swedes became too scared to speak out. This was just before Björkman introduced the curfew, the night before the second semi final of Melodifestivalen. "Only a fool would denounce Björkman," Tommy said, remembering what had happened at the rally, "How can anyone be so stupid?" "How dare you," Robin said, "She was a brave patriot who stood alone against tyranny, she was not 'stupid' as you put it." "She was indeed stupid," Tommy said, "How could anyone risk their life like that for their ideals!?" "Much better to be a subservient lap dog, right Tommy?" Robin said. "Tommy," Loreen said, "She had conviction, something a coward such as yourself wouldn't understand." "But we can't do anything against him," Claes said, "It's better to just do what he says. If everyone just did what he told them to then no one would get hurt." "Yes," Mats said, "He's right, there's nothing we can do, we might as well submit to him and keep ourselves safe at least." "A very naive idea," Ralf said, "And if everyone stood up to him then Björkman would be overthrown in days. Alas, guys like Ravaillacz exist who would rather bow down to tyranny." "Oh please!" Tommy said, rolling his eyes, "You're not exactly involved in the resistance yourself! You talk a big game back here, but when we all get on that stage you'll be saying the same as the rest of us, so don't give me that crap!" "We will," Ralf said, "We will, from now on we'll resist Björkman. Today has shown me a lot about myself, I'm ashamed about the cowardly way I acted before. And so should you! From on, things will be different." "No they won't, it's all talk with you," Tommy said, "It's all talk and no action." "We are all guilty of not acting in the past," said David Lindgren, "Of seeing things and doing nothing. But I promise that in the future I will try my hardest to resist the regime, even in the smallest ways possible." "We could all be doing a little more against the empire," Louise smiled. Her song 'Only the dead fish follow the stream', was actually a thinly veiled protest song against the Björkman regime, but Björkman himself hadn't realised it. "Oh," Ulrik said, "Time for me to go! I'll be doing my song soon!" And with that he left the green room. So now the songs were finally being performed, and the participants noticed a peculiar thing after each one. The audience wouldn't stop clapping for a very long time. Not wanting to be seen as 'unpatriotic' to the new Empire by being the first to stop clapping, the audience clapped for a whole 10 minutes after Ulrik's song, the first song of the night. A sign had to be flashed on the TV screens around the arena which read 'Stop clapping now', to stop the neverending applause. This procedure was repeated after every song of the night. After all the songs had been performed, they got straight to the televoting. It would take a very long time for all of the votes to be counted, as Emperor Björkman had introduced a new law which states that all landline telephones had to cast at least one vote for one act in each of the semi finals and the final, to prove they were watching the show and not breaking the curfew. There was also a law stating that if Björkman didn't like the outcome of a public vote that he could change it. It was rumoured that he had changed all the semi-final results in this way. Loreen walked out onto the stage and sang a special version of Euphoria as the interval act to celebrate Sweden's win. But everyone knew it was a hollow victory, Sweden hadn't really won the contest, Björkman had just forced the result. Many countries expected him to do the same again at Eurovision this year. And so Loreen remembered, and everyone remembered, how Björkman forced Sweden's 2012 victory at gunpoint. --- The finalists sat in the green room as the announcers read out both the results of the foreign juries and the televoting. People across Sweden hoped that when Anke read out the votes for the German jury she would make a comment on Björkman's regime, after all, she had commented on Azerbaijan when she read out the votes at Baku 2012. But she was silent on the issue. Probably under strict orders from the German government. After all, Germany was in no position to intervene in Swedish affairs, especially after they had nearly been bankrupted by their involvement in the Belgian Civil War. And so the votes were countered and verified. No one could be sure whether or not Björkman had interfered with the voting. Overall, Robin won, but only with the help of the juries, Yohio won the most televotes. "Surely it would be more democratic to let the winner of the televotes go to the Eurovision," Louise said, "I never saw the point of juries anyway, to be honest." "Democratic?" Ulrik said, "You do realise that you're in 'Björkman's Empire', don't you? People aren't even calling us Sweden anymore!" "Rigged, clearly rigged and rigged again," Yohio muttered. "Well," Robin said, "If it makes you feel any better. But you still lost to me." "No, it's been rigged by Björkman, he's rigged the jury, don't you see!?" "Björkman doesn't have time to rig the contest against you Yohio," Loreen said, "He's far too busy out murdering people." "Didn't I tell you guys before about badmouthing Björkman?" Tommy yelled, "Cut it out!" "Why?" Ralf taunted, "What you gonna do, tell on us?" "No..." Tommy said, "But if you're not more careful, we'll all be in the deep end." "We don't care anymore Tommy," Loreen said, "That's why you guys came last, by the way, Ravaillacz," Robin said, "People finally saw you for the cowards that you really are." "Yes " Loreen said, "Too cowardly to stand up for this country. There are more important things than your own lives, things that are worth standing up for." "Like what?" Claes said. "Like nothing Claes," Tommy said, "What a stupid thing to say Loreen, you really are a stupid girl. Stupid, stupid, stupid!" "Sometimes being brave is a lot like being stupid," Yohio said, "Except that bravery is for a noble cause, and If standing up to Björkman makes us all 'stupid' then so be it. "Well said Yohio," Loreen clapped. "The Swedish dream of democracy is over now," Tommy said, "We will never again achieve what we once had. You might as well all accept that now." "Now now children," Louise said, "All this arguing is getting us nowhere." "Yeah, come on you guys," Robin said, "We've got to go on stage to celebrate my victory, let's not make them think anything suspicious is going on." And so all the finalists walked out and stood on the stage. Loreen went to collect her trophy from last year and gave it to Robin. She looked across from the stage and saw no robots looking back at her. There were just people who had come from all over Sweden to see the contest live. Or had they been forced to come by Björkman? "Thank you everyone," Robin said tearfully, "Thank you, to the juries, to everyone who voted, to all my fans, thank you!" People were waving Swedish flags. Suddenly, people started to chant 'Björkman out! Björkman out!' Loreen smiled, she was, after all, the only Eurovision contestant who had stood up for rights in Azerbaijan back in 2012. But Sweden was different, after all, Azerbaijan was utopia compared to Sweden nowadays. It was much harder stand up to Björkman. But seeing the old woman's bravery had given the Melodifestivalen entrants newfound courage. Well, mostly, anyway. "Stop it! Stop it!" Tommy yelled, "What if Björkman shows up!?" "We don't care anymore, it's us against him," Yohio said, before jumping around and shouting, "We support you guys! Björkman out! Björkman out!" The Swedish national anthem rang out from the crowd. It was a song that had been banned by Björkman, who had then made his own Eurovision song the official national anthem of Sweden. A good feeling filled the air, almost as good as when Sweden had been a free nation. This was it. They were standing up to the dictator. Suddenly, the door by the stage dramatically opened, coldness coming in from outside. It was Björkman, standing there with some of his robots. He had been alerted by the live broadcast of the show that revolutionary actions were unfolding during the contest. Everyone fell silent as Björkman entered the room. The robots quickly followed. Leaves blew around in a whirlwind as the audience cowered in their seats. Everyone could tell that Björkman was most displeased. And they all knew the penalty for so-called 'revolutionary actions'. Ravaillacz ran over to Björkman and knelt down before him, flinging themselves at his feet. Loreen looked on in disgust, so this is what Sweden has been reduced to. "Björkman," Tommy said, "We're so glad to see you!" "Master!" Johan said, "You have returned!" "Yes my loyal subjects, this is where you belong, at my feet," but then Björkman screamed, "And someone tell me what is going on here immediately! It looks like traitorous activity to me!" "We're standing up to you," Yohio said, "We have seen your true colours and are going to tear down your regime!" "Yohio no, what are you saying!" Tommy yelled. Björkman was livid. "How dare you Yohio," Björkman seethed, "And to think I gave you a place in my prestigious contest, ungrateful little rat! Robots, shoot him!" "No!" Robin yelled as he ran in between the robots and Björkman, "Don't do it!" "Robin?" Björkman said, "You dare to defy me?" "Oh yes, I dare," Robin said, "You've caused nothing but misery for this country." "And to think I chose you to win the Eurovision!" Björkman sighed, "It's all this lot, the other entrants putting poisonous ideas into your head. Oh yes, Loreen, I had the green room rigged with microphones. I've been hearing just exactly what you've all been saying about me. It made for very interesting listening." Loreen gasped. "Everything..." she said, "Everything I said was the truth. It's what everyone here in Sweden thinks about you but are too scared to say. You, Björkman, are a monster." "You know what's funny," Björkman laughed, "I know that's what everyone thinks, and I don't care! Robin, as the winner you will come with me immediately." "No..." Robin whispered. Björkman sighed. "Well, suit yourself, I'll just force you to come with me. I've become aware of revolutionary ideas becoming entangled in the Melodifestivalen, and so as a precaution," Björkman turned to his robots, "I order you to shoot all the finalists, except for Robin of course. You're coming with me." "What, no!" Robin yelled. "What's your problem, Robin, I said except for you," Björkman laughed, "Oh, don't tell me you care about these people!" "We've been your loyal servants!" Claes said. "I don't care Ravaillacz," Björkman said, "You're becoming a nuisance. I know you don't really support my Empire." "We do!" Tommy yelled, "We do! Please Emperor, reconsider!" It was at that moment that Robin ran up to Björkman and pulled the car keys from his pocket. "Follow me guys!" Robin said, running back into the green room and through the fire door that lead outside. "Robin you get back here right now!" Björkman yelled, "I said I'd forgive you! Sweden needs you!" Björkman looked around at his robots, just standing there doing nothing. "Well?!" Björkman yelled, "Don't just stand there! Go after them!" And so the finalists ran into the car park at the back of the the Friends Arena. A giant black lorry was there, taking up five car park spaces. "How inconsiderate," Yohio muttered. "Well guys, hop in," Robin said as he jumped into the drivers seat. Loreen got into the passenger seat and everyone else went into the back of the lorry. It was a huge, empty space. This lorry was the one that Björkman used to ferry his robots around the country, and was the biggest of its kind in Sweden. "I hate to say I told you so, but, I told you so," Tommy said. "Ravaillacz," Robin said, "Get out. Now." "Wha?" Tommy yelled, "Why?! That's not fair!" "Please please please," Claes said, "Björkman's nuts he's gonna shoot everyone!" Robin sighed. "Apart from me, it seems," Robin said, "Fine, stay, but no more complaining, you guys got that?" "We most certainly have," Tommy said, "Thanks Robin." And so Robin started the truck and drove off. "The only positive thing about the Melodifestivalen curfew is that the whole of Sweden was watching when we stood up to that tyrant," Loreen said, looking out of the windows of the truck. "Yes," said Anton, "Now everyone knows how we truly feel." "And how exactly is that, Anton?!" Tommy said, "If we'd just obeyed Björkman in the first place, then none of this would of happened, we'd be safe and-" "Tommy, remember what I said now," Robin said, interrupting him. "Yes yes, of course. Sorry." "So, where are we going to go exactly?" Ulrik asked. "We're going to try and get into neutral Norway," Robin said, "Probably the safest option for us at the moment." "Wait a second," Ulrik said, suddenly worried, "Where's State of Drama?!" Everyone fell silent. Had they been left behind? --- State of Drama were still standing in the car park. They had watched helplessly as the truck drove off without them. In all the panic, they had been left behind, forgotten about. "I can't believe this!" Stefan yelled, "How dare they!" "We've gotta get out of here quick," Emil said, "Come on guys, we don't need them, let's go. And be quiet, you don't want Björkman to hear us." At that moment, a lone robot flew out of the building and saw them walking away from the car park and into the nearby field. "Oh dear, what do we have here," the robot said, as it flew out in front of them. "N-nothing," said Emil, "Let us go, we weren't part of this." "You're trying to escape, but too late." ""But we haven't done anything wrong!" Sebastian yelled. "You were part of the revolution tonight, that's what you did wrong. Björkman's to bring all your little friends back too and bring them to justice," the robot laughed, "Pity you all won't be around to see it." And with that the robot shot five lazer beams in quick succession, hitting all five of them. "Long live the Björkman Empire!" the robot shouted into the night, as State of Drama fell to the ground. It was just another in a long line of killings as a result of the regime. Björkman's dark legacy hung over the city. --- "I mean, they probably got away," Robin said, "We all did! Chances are they're a long way away from the stadium by now." Yohio sat in the back of the large truck, looking at the empty seats around him. He had a chance to reflect on the days events. "What do you guys think Björkman is doing now," he said, and then added sadly, "I hope he didn't attack the crowd." "With the whole of Sweden watching?" Tommy asked, "He wouldn't dare! Would he?" "He wanted to shoot all of us," Anton said. "He's fired on civilians before," Louise said, "He'd do it again... there's no level he wouldn't stoop to. He really is low." "And what about the semi-finalists?" Ulrik said, "They'll still be there..." The people which handn't qualified for the final of MF had been waiting in a separate green room to them. There was going to be a reprise at the end of the show of all the songs that didn't quite make it. "We're just going to have to hope," Louise said, "That they made it out of there." --- But they hadn't. They were still all sitting in the opposite green room, Björkman's robots stopping them from leaving. Björkman had realised the semi-finalists would make an excellent bargaining chip to force Robin to come back and perform in the Eurovision final. --- The lorry still trundled down the road. They were surprised and relieved that they hadn't come across any robots yet. It was at that moment they saw a strange building in the distance, standing on the hillside. Known colloquially in Sweden as 'Björkman's Gulag', and officially known as 'the re-education camp', it was the prison were Björkman supposedly kept his political prisoners. It was a strong symbol of Björkman's terror. "Hey," Loreen said, "Isn't that..." "Yup," Robin answered, "It's Björkman's Gulag." "Doesn't look like there's any robots guarding the building at the moment," Yohio said, "We should go inside as see if we can free the political prisoners..." "What are you crazy?" Tommy yelled, "We'll be all over the news by now! We need to get out of here right now!" "I'm the one driving Tommy," Robin said, "So you'll follow my god damn rules! We're going to get those prisoners out of there!" The truck pulled up in front of the building. "Be quick guys, and be careful," Robin said, "If there's anyone inside the prison that we can let go then we'll get them out of there! Obviously everyone can't go, so, who wants to go?" "Ok," Loreen said, "I'll do it!" "I'll do it too, I guess," Yohio said, as everyone else was silent. "Excellent, me, Loreen and Yohio are going to go into the prison, if any of Björkman's robots show up and enter the building, sound the horn on the truck, ok?" "Sure thing! We'll look out for you," Ulrik said as the three of them got out of the truck and looked up at the giant building in front of them. Barbed wire covered the roof. --- And so the three of them walked into the cold, dark building. Cobwebs hung on the walls as flies flew around them. But they couldn't find anyone. The entire building was empty. Cell after cell was empty. No one was there. There had never been anyone there. Björkman's gulag system was a sham. "No one's here! Are we... too late?" Yohio asked. "No," Loreen answered, "There were never any political prisoners here in the first place..." Robin looked at the empty jail cells. He realised then that Björkman's jail was a set up. "There weren't, this jail is a fake, Björkman most likely just shoots political prisoners first," he said, "This prison is probably a trap to lure in other political dissidents..." The three of them fell silent, they realised they had walked into a trap. Suddenly, the horn on the lorry started beeping. Robots had been spotted nearby. "For goodness sake!" Ulrik yelled, sounding the horn again and again, "Get back here now!" "This is a terrible idea!" Tommy yelled, trying to pull Ulrik away from the horn, "You're just drawing attention to us!" "That's the whole point silly," Louise said, "We're drawing attention away from them so that they can escape." The robot turned and looked at the truck for a few seconds, before entering the building. "It's inside!" Anton yelled, but, strangely, the robot glided back out of the building shortly after entering. Inside Björkman's Gulag, the three contestants could hear the horn on the truck sounding. "There must be robots somewhere nearby," Yohio said, shocked. "We've get to get out of here quick!" Robin yelled, "Where's the exit?! Does anyone remember where the exit is?" The three of them scrambled around for a little while before spotting the exit. "There's the doorway!" Loreen said, pointing to the light at the end of the corridor, as the three of them raced towards it. --- From the truck, the contestants could see one of Björkman's robots, slowly gliding around the building. It was going towards the windows, peering in. "They're not going to make it out..." Anton said, "It'll find them." "Hey," Tommy said, "Don't look at me, I told them not to do it." "Coward," said David Lindgren, "You really are a total coward, you know that?" "Of course," Tommy replied, "That's why you're cowardly waiting back here with me while those three take all the risks, am I right?" Ulrik was watching the window. "Phew," he said, relieved, "The robot's gone round to the back of the building. They'll be fine if they make it back here quickly, I'm sure of it." --- "Well, we're outside!" Robin said as the three of them walked out of the building. But they could hear a strange buzzing sound behind them. "No, we're too late..." Yohio whispered, as he turned around and came face to face with one of Björkman's robots. "You should not be here," the robot stated coldly, "This is a forbidden zone." "We... we know..." Robin said, "We're sorry. We won't do it again, we promise!" The robot ignored him. "The penalty for trespassing is death!" the robot boomed, so loud that they could hear it all the way from the lorry. "No," Ralf whispered, "This can't be happening..." It was at this point that David Lindgren stood up, opened the back door of the lorry and walked out. "The hell are you doing?!" Claes yelled. "They're more important to the revolution than I am," David said, "I'm going to go rescue them..." And with that he ran off, into the path of the robot. "No!" Tommy yelled, "You idiot! Get back here!" The robot turned from Robin and looked at the lone Swede running towards him. "Run! Run you three, run!" David yelled as he ran up to the robot and started punching it. "No!" Loreen yelled, as Robin and Yohio dragged her away with them. "We're going to make it!" Yohio screamed as the three of them jumped back into the truck. David was still standing by the robot. "Well?" he said, "What are you going to do?!" "Ignorant fool," the robot said, as it pulled out its gun and shot him. They heard the bang all the way from the truck. The sacrifice had stunned the remaining contestants. He had given his life for a truly noble cause. "No!" Loreen yelled, as Robin fired the ignition and drove off. "We can't just leave him!" Yohio shouted. "His sacrifice meant we could get back here," Robin said, "There's nothing we can do for him, they've already shot him and we have no chance against Björkman's robots." Sad, but true, there was nothing they could do. Björkman's robots were seemingly unstoppable. "When the revolution comes," Loreen said, "I'll make sure people remember him. We all will. They'll remember all the people who have gave their lives fighting for freedom." "We've lost too much today already," Robin said, "We need to make sure this never happens again." "Don't make promises you can't keep," Tommy muttered. "We won't," Loreen said, "We're going get rid of that dictator, I promise you that." The lorry continued down the road, no one else was in sight, The curfew was still in effect. "Björkman must have extended the curfew on account of our leaving," Louise said. "We've got to be close to the border by now," Ulrik said, "Just where are we?" "I think we are," Robin replied, "I think that's the border to Norway in the distance." As they got closer, they could also see the beginnings of a wall emerging at the border. It seemed that Björkman wanted his very own version of the Berlin Wall around Sweden, keeping everyone inside. They also saw some robots flying in the distance. "Don't let them see us," Yohio whispered, but the robots seemed oblivious to their presence. They could see a sign in the distance, the best thing that any of them had seen in a long while. "Look, look at the sign!" Robin screamed as he pointed to the sign which read 'Welcome to Norway.' And it truly was a wonderful welcome. They had successfully crossed the border into neutral Norway. "We made it!" Loreen smiled. However, the warm welcome didn't last long. Suddenly, Norwegian citizens ran out at them, carrying shovels and pitchforks, and began bashing the truck and yelling at them. "What the hell is going on?!" Tommy yelled, "Why are we being attacked?!" "Uh oh," Yohio said, "Looks like they think we're Björkman..." "We're not with Björkman!" Robin yelled out, "We're on your side!" Of course, the lorry, a special type only made for Björkman, had been mistaken for one of Björkman's vehicles. On the front was the triangle inside a circle that was the Björkman emblem. The Norwegians had assumed the worst; they thought they were being invaded by Sweden and had set a mob onto the lorry in response. The lorry door was being forced open by the mob. "Guys stop!" Tommy yelled, "We're with you! We're the good guys!" "Well, maybe not you, Tommy," Yohio said, "But we're the good guys, come on Norway, stop it! We're your friends!" It was as if the Norwegians couldn't quite hear them over the loud frenzy of the mob. The back door of the lorry was being prised open even more, until it finally came open. "Hey what the hell?!" Sean yelled as he was dragged out by the crowd. Someone pulled out a revolver and fired a shot. It was too late by the time the Norwegians had realised their mistake. The mob stopped immediately and looked down in shame, but it was too late for Sean who was just another in a long line of those who had lost their lives in the fight against the Björkman Empire. "You idiots!" Robin yelled, "Look what you've gone and done!" The lorry was completely trashed. The other contestants were lucky that they had survived the mob. The mob themselves quickly dispersed as soon as they realised their error, not wanting to be prosecuted for their crime. --- The Norwegian government had given them all asylum, on the condition that none of them speak about it or make any derogatory comments publicly about the Björkman regime. Norway, while wanting to help the Swedes, didn't want to anger Björkman. As temporary accomodation, the Norwegian government had put them in an unused hotel. The Norwegians were giving them the best of everything, probably as an apology for the violent mob attack they were subjected to. They were all sitting in the lobby, discussing how the revolution would work. Ravaillacz were the only ones who recognised that it was all purely fantasy, there was nothing that they or anyone could do against the Björkman regime, but they participated nonetheless. There was nothing else to do all day. The return of the internet was, however, welcomed. They could at last see what the world was saying about Sweden. None of them had checked the internet today, however, if they had they would have found out that their adventure was not over. Not quite yet, anyay. They then heard a knock at the door. "I'll get it," Robin said, who opened the door to find a girl waiting outside. She came into the room, sadly, as if she had a bad message to tell them. It was Margaret Berger, already chosen as the Norwegan Eurovision entrant. Now having seen what Björkman was really like, she was seriously reconsidering her position as an entrant in the contest. "Hello guys," she said, "The name's Margaret, and I've got a special message for you from the Norwegian government." "Oh, Margaret!" Yohio said, "Why hello there!" "Yes, hello. I've been told to tell you to switch on your TV. There's something we think you need to see." "Uh... ok," Tommy said. "I'm so sorry," she said, as if she knew something terrible, and then walked off. "What was that about?!" Robin asked. "Well, let's find out," Yohio said as he grabbed the TV remote and switched it on. The Norwegian news was on the TV, and what was happening shocked them. It showed Björkman sitting in the green room with the semi-finalists of Melodifestivalen, robots all around them. The robots were pointing their guns at the entrants. Björkman had been making demands to the Norwegian government. They either send Robin back, or the semi-finalists would all be killed. The threat was very real, they all knew how unstable Björkman was, and how he'd resort to anything, even a massacre, if it meant him getting his own way. "I'm going to have to go back..." Robin said, nearly crying as the film was shown again and again on the TV. "What? Are you crazy?" Tommy said, "Go back there?!" "It's my decision, not yours," Robin said, "And I have to... I've got to go." "What about the resistance?" Yohio asked. "I'll be in a better position to take down Björkman's regime once inside Sweden,' Robin smiled, "Don't worry, I haven't given up on the resistance." "You listen to me right now," Tommy said, "He'll kill you, you'd be crazy to go back there." "Tommy's right, Robin," Claes said, "Stay here." "Don't listen to them, Robin," Loreen said, "You do what you want to do." "It's not what I want to do," Robin said, "It's what I have to do! How could I ever live with myself if Björkman shot them all, because of me?! I can stop this, even if it means I have to pay the price." And with that Robin walked out of the hotel, and made his way to the Swedish embassy. However much he didn't want to return to the dictatorship state, people's lives hung in the balance. He had to go back. "I'm here," Robin said, "I assume you're looking for me." "Ah yes," the receptionist smiled, "I'll call Björkman, he was waiting for you to show up." She pressed a button on the desk. "Ah yes, Emperor Björkman? He's here." And with that, a robot appeared in the corner of the room. "Well," Robin said, "I'm ready. Come and take me." The robot slowly glided towards Robin, and grabbed him, teleporting them both back to Sweden, the very place he had fought so hard to escape. They materialised in a room that Robin recognised well. The King's palace. When Björkman had taken over Sweden, he overthrew and murdered the Swedish royal family, as well as anyone else who stood in his way. Now Björkman lived in the royal palace, surrounding himself with the jewels the royals used to own. Björkman was looking a TV screen on his desk. "Well Björkman," Robin said, "I'm here. Let the semi-finalists go. I've done what you asked." "Come here Robin," Björkman ignored him and pointed to a TV sitting on his desk, "Come here, take a look at the semi-finalists, or, as I like to call them,'losers'." Robin looked at the screen and saw the semi-finalists sitting in the green room, and each and every one of them had one of Björkman's robots pointing their built in guns to their heads. Some of them were crying, others begging to be let go. It made Robin sick, Björkman pretends that he loves Melodifestivalen, and yet this is what he does to it's entrants? "Ok," Robin said, trying to stay calm as he looked at the TV screen where the robots were still holding the semi finalists hostage, "Well, I'm back now so let them go." "Ah but you see, you've been very naughty Robin, very naughty indeed. You have to be taught a lesson." Robin realised what he meant; no... surely he wouldn't shoot them anyway... would he? "Then you will give that lesson to me, I'm the one who should be punished. Please, leave them alone, let them go!" "And what if I say no?" "Please, shoot me if you have to, but leave them alone! They haven't done anything!" "Funny," Björkman laughed, "You can't stop me no matter how much you try, you see Robin, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. I've had them all shot already, this is just a video recording." "No..." Robin yelled, "No, you're lying!" "You see Robin, I got very tired of waiting for you after the final of Melodifestivalen, so very, very tired. Me and my robots, well, we just got a little trigger happy... sure was fun shooting them though. It was a real massacre." "Please Björkman, you've made your point... you really scared me, I've learned my lesson, now let them go!" "I already told you, or are you as deaf as you are stupid," Björkman hissed, "There's nothing to let go, they're already dead." Björkman then turned to the TV screen. "Ah," he laughed, "I do believe we're coming up to my favourite part! The shooting scene!" On the TV, Björkman stepped into the room. "We've waited long enough," Björkman said, "Time to teach the revolutionaries a lesson they'll never forget! Robots, shoot them!" The robots fired their laser beams at the contestants. Robin watched in horror as the Swedes fell down like dominos, then Björkman switched the video off, laughing. "How... why..." Robin began. "Can't believe you fell for that old load of rubbish back at MF, Robin," Björkman laughed again, "Oh Robin, Sweden needs you! I'll forgive you, Robin! Yeah, right." "How could you do that to them!?" Robin screamed. "Oh please Robin, they were expendable! How much do you think the world really needs 'Cookies 'N Beanz'? Army of Lovers? Sweden doesn't need them! Sweden needs more people like me! I've done Sweden a huge favour tonight! I've done the whole world a huge favour!" "You're pure evil!" Robin screamed, "How could you?!" Suddenly, two robots walked through the open door and grabbed Robin. "Wha-?" "Robin Stjernberg, I am arresting you on suspicion of treason," Björkman smirked, "Your revolutionary acts have come to an end once and for all." "There's other people who will take my place," Robin snarled, "Other people to fulfil the revolution and take you down!" "So misguided!" Björkman laughed, "They really did a number on you, didn't they?" "Don't think we'll ever forget what you did here tonight. You, Christer Björkman, are a tyrant and a war criminal. Sweden will never forgive you for this." "Now now now," Björkman was clearly enjoying himself, "That's not the kind of talk our future Eurovision entrant should be giving, is it? Certainly not, but don't worry, I'll fix that. You'll be a good little pet for me." "I'll never do anything for you!" "Oh, yes you will, Robin. You'll be mine soon enough," Björkman said, "We'll fix your poisoned mind. I'll re-educate you, you'll be a good little servant by the time I'm through with you." "I will never be subservient to you! You're a monster!" "That's what they all say at first," Björkman smiled, "That's what they all say, but you just wait until May..." "I'll never do anything for you after what I've just seen. You're irredeemable." "Suit yourself," Björkman said, "You'll see, in time. Now then, I just need to go and fetch Loreen and then my little party is complete..." "No!" Robin yelled, "You leave her alone!" "I can't leave her alone, as last year's winner she has to be at this year's Eurovision." "She didn't really win, even she knows that-" "Silence! Fool! I will get her. Now, robots, take Robin away to jail, where he belongs!" And so Robin was dragged off, to be the only prisoner at Björkman's Gulag. --- Robin was dragged to his cell by one of Björkman's robots. The cell door slammed shut behind him. "Prisoner #1," the robot said, "You are in jail, for crimes against Björkman and the Empire." Prisoner #1. Robin shuddered, he really was the first prisoner that Björkman had ever taken. It was then that he realised Björkman takes no prisoners. He was the rare exception to the rule. --- The next day the video of Björkman's robots shooting the semi-finalists was leaked to the media. It was Björkman himself who did the leaking, wanting to show the rest of the world what would happen to them if they messed with him or his empire. In Norway, the finalists in the hotel watched on in shock. Everyone was horrified. Björkman had really outdone himself this time. The world was sickened yet again by the actions of the despotic dictator. "He shot them?!" Loreen screamed, "He shot them!?!?!" "Oh my god," Yohio yelled, "Why?!?! Why do this?!?" Some of them started screaming, crying. It was truly awful. They knew Björkman was bad, but none of them had expected this. "I... I need to go outside for a moment," Loreen sobbed. "I'll come with you," Louise said, "I think I need to get out of here for a bit too." "Thanks," Loreen whispered as the two of them went outside. And so the two of them stood outside the hotel. Birds were singing in the trees, flowers sprouting from the ground, but it was not a happy day. They hadn't truly been happy since the day Björkman took over Sweden and transformed it from a peace loving liberal society into a violent military dictatorship, virtually overnight. "I can't believe he shot the semi finalists!" Loreen screamed, "How could he?!" "He's pure evil," Louise said sadly, "Only a monster would do something like this." "And now we don't know where Robin is," Loreen yelled, "Björkman's probably had him shot too!" "Ah," came a robotic voice from behind them, taking them both by surprise, "Loreen, just the one I've been waiting for. Björkman wants to have a word with you..." Somehow, a robot had teleported behind them with neither of them realising it. The robot flew out and grabbed Loreen. "No!" Louise yelled, as the robot teleported away, "Let her go!" --- Louise ran back into the hotel. "A robot has kidnapped Loreen!!!" she yelled. "What?!" Yohio shouted, "How?!" "A robot came and teleported her away, oh god, she's probably back in Björkman's Empire now..." "This is horrible news," Ulrik said, "Just when I thought he couldn't sink any lower." "Well, this just shows that we all need to be more careful," Tommy said. "You only think about yourself, don't you?" Yohio said, annoyed, "What about Loreen? How are we going to get her back?" "We can't," Anton said. "It's hopeless," Ralf said, looking down at the floor, "We'll probably never get Loreen back now..." --- Loreen appeared with the robot, in the very same room of the royal palace that Robin had done. Björkman laughed. "Let go of me right now!" Loreen yelled, "Get off me!" "Oh Loreen, little Loreen," Björkman grinned, "You know it's hopeless, why do you still fight?" "It's not hopeless! You've shown your true colours to the whole world. And the world will never forgive you for what you've done! You truly are evil! Pure evil!" Loreen kicked at the robot that was holding her. "Tut tut Loreen," Björkman said, "You always were such a stickler for outdated concepts... 'democracy', 'liberty', 'rights'. What have the people of Sweden done to deserve such kindness? Nothing, that's what. Humanity was made to be ruled! Too bad you don't understand. And such a pretty voice you have too, what a waste it is going to someone like you. Such a shame." "Sweden will be free one day," Loreen yelled, "Sweden will be free when we get rid of you!" "Boring," Björkman laughed, "Now then, we're going to teach you to be a good little singer and only answer when spoken too. No opinions, none of that revolution rubbish, you're going to sing in the Eurovision final, and I'm going to make you do it." "I'll never-" Loreen began, before the robot started to pull her away. "Yes yes, that's it, goodbye my little songbird," Björkman grinned, "You'll be a good little canary soon, and sing only for me. I'll make sure of that." --- "Prisoner #2," the robot said, tossing Loreen into Robin's jail cell, "You are in jail, for crimes against Björkman and the Empire." "Loreen?!" Robin yelled in shock as the door slammed. "Robin!" Loreen yelled, "You're alive!" "Y-yeah," Robin said, "Some others haven't been so lucky..." "We know about that, he shot the semi-finalists! We couldn't believe it! Oh god, and we thought Björkman had shot you too," Loreen went over and hugged Robin. "I thought he would for a moment too. Loreen we've got to do something. Sweden can't go on like this." "The world won't be at peace until Björkman is removed," Loreen said, "We will all play our part, come May, in taking down this brutal and ridiculous regime." "We have to," Robin said, "We have to make him pay for what he's done to this country." --- The Melodifestivalen Revolution, as it came to be known, while great news for the rest of the world, made Björkman furious. It was the second time his rule had been seriously threatened in the last few months, and opponents of his regime began to become more vocal. Martin had escaped from the semi-final massacre and told the world about what he had seen. Norway was disgusted, a country that was once their greatest ally was now a shell of its former self. Other countries began to voice their concerns about Björkman's nuclear programme, aimed at making the already existing nuclear bombs have a larger blast radius. The United Kingdom was looking at introducing a 'strike-first' policy, where they would launch a pre-emptitive strike at the Swedish Empire, but they had worked out that there was no way to destroy all of Sweden's nukes before they themselves were nuked. The policy was abandoned. Björkman's Empire could be wiped out but the country doing the wiping would too be wiped out. Of course, no country was willing to make the sacrifice. And so Björkman's Empire stayed, growing more and more powerful everyday, and there seemed to be nothing anyone could do to stop it. From their jail cell in Stockholm there wasn't a lot Loreen and Robin could do. They could talk about revolution, but it remained a pure fantasy. And yet, it was this hope that the whole world, even in it's darkest hour, clung to. No matter how ridiculous, no matter how silly it seemed, people could still hope for a better future. In a world with the constant looming threat of nuclear war, that hope never faded. The End.