#oh Eddie in u are just me in an alternate universe
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chuuzmii · 5 months ago
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People saying gay/queer Eddie wont happen is blowing me because... what else could Eddies storyline be building to like?? It is most definitely happening brother😭 like mama lets research:
-They said we could have gotten bi buck in season 4 and queer Eddie in season 5 but it was scrapped.. we got bi buck season 7... gee i wonder what they're re cooking up for season 8 🤔🧐
-They made marisol a nun just to give eddie even more catholic guilt and catholic guilt? It's historically gay sorry i dont make the rules eddie boykisser. (Im joking but this arch seriously had eddie analyzing the toxic masculinity he was raised with/grew up around which is something that a lot of queer poc men or queer military men do before coming out. Im also like 90% sure this guilt is the reason he had a breakdown and started dating his ex-wife's evil twin but who knows 🤷🏾‍♀️)
-Eddie and Tommy were supposed to be together S7 but they scrapped it because they didn't think it fit. I see people using this as a reason to think RG or production don't want queer Eddie but I am genuinely confused by that because in MY mind it's another reason why S8 gay Eddie is going to happen. I dont think they scrapped it because they didn't want it but because it didn't fit Eddie as a character like there is no way Eddie 'i cant be honest with myself unless i have a mental breakdown first' Diaz is going to be out and proud in an 8 episode season. And also I think they knew the writing and episodes were going to be a bit wonky this season and that there was NOOO way they could write a coming out that fit Eddie with the strikes going on.
Ntm all the shit the production/crew does to make me think its going to happen. Oliver only posting Buddie content, members of the crew liking and replying to Buddie tweets, and that one insider going on the Eddie rant on twitter (this one barely counts for me because i have no clue who this person is but ik some care about what they have to say.)
gay eddie is going to happen i can feel it in my left ball u guys just STAY STRONG.
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uwusillygirl · 2 years ago
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Hey, normal people anon 1 again ✌️
(Firstly, thanks for your reply to my last message, didn't want to clog ur inbox as I didn't have very much to add but really appreciate the thought you always put into your replies and thanks for validating my being a fast reader - I was on the top table for silent reading in primary school.)
Absolutely living for all your headcanon posts!! Especially love the parenting ones - I've been trying on+off to write a fic abt Chrissy and Eddie becoming parents and also think their first pregnancy would be unplanned and that Chrissy would find the idea of having a girl difficult and stressful, worrying that she wouldn't be able to raise her without putting any of her own struggles on her, esp in a world that is so primed to reinforce even the slightest worries about weight and looks and being "good".
If you're still doing them, I'm really interested in hearing a little more about Eddie's low days/periods in the first one's free universe. I know we got a beautiful look into it in wanna make you feel better but I wonder how it may have changed (if at all) over the years. Obviously, Chrissy has shown repeatedly (and explicitly stated) that she wants to feel useful so I wonder if that does anything to mitigate Eddie's embarrassment/feeling like a burden (the lines "He wants to be easy. He wants to make it easy." when he's telling Chrissy she doesn't have to stay and help in wmyfb actually break me), because he at least knows that she will feel good that she's able to care for him. And then also, how does it change now that they are working adults who have to like pay bills and buy food. Originally Chrissy says they can just stay in bed and ride it out as long as he needs but are they able to afford them both taking time off work at the same time? If not how do they deal with that? Idk it's something I've been thinking about since the mention that Normal Couple Days are instated automatically every time it happens in drooling on the tile and would love to hear more!
Alternatively, if it's mainly just the same as wmyfb or you just want a more alternate universe-y idea, recently I've been having immense amounts of fun building an elaborate universe with pop-princess Chrissy and Corroded Coffin frontman Eddie in a battle for the number 1 spot so would really enjoy your take on that.
hiii!!!
omg your fic sounds really sweet!!! please keep me updated if u want!!!
i'm gonna focus on the middle portion of your ask, and just write a lil answer instead of like listing headcanon if that's okay! i think that honestly chrissy's sort of compulsion for usefulness is mainly explored when they're actively interacting in that power dynamic play they sometimes do. i think that when eddie is in a mental health crisis or low point, chrissy stays pretty by the book and attentive and steps away from her like repeated "tell me i'm good, am i being good, do you like me, did i earn this" sort of persona.
emotionally speaking, i think it probably still bugs eddie that he is being a "burden" to chrissy (at least that's how he sees it).
that SAID i think that it probably mitigates some embarrassment on the physical, tangible care part. it's not like when he's having a low period suddenly chrissy takes less pleasure in caring for him, running their house, cooking, etc. so he probably doesn't worry about that as much as he would've originally.
and as for the idea of "oh we'll just do this forever", i don't think chrissy ever meant that, i think it was sort of like a way of trying to relieve the stress. i thought of it sort of in the same way some panic attack reduction practices are like paradoxical, where you tell yourself, "okay well my heart's just going to explode and i really am going to die this time and here's me accepting it" and once you really believe it the panic attack stops. in a similar sense chrissy, i think, was trying to get eddie out of a sort of elongated stress cycle over his depressive episode. "what if i never get better" being a paralyzing thought, so instead it can be like "what if i just don't think about that right now and just think about drinking this fucking glass of water", if that makes sense? none of this is like airtight or professional but chrissy is also 19 in 1987 lmao so like, she's not a doctor she was just trying something.
but to your point of how it works later and further in their life with careers and stuff, i bet it's sort of the same! she just lets him be in his episode, and if he's like "no this is really the time i never get out of it" she probably says something like "alright sure that's fine, i'll work something out for us". not because she actually thinks that'll happen, but so his brain doesn't have to focus on that one stressor when he should just be focusing on surviving.
i have never written so meta about my writing ever in my life lmao this is so wild thank you all for indulging me!
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Science & Faith | Carlton Drake x Reader (3/?)
Sequel Series to Apples & Cinnamon
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A/N: Tags do be screwing with me when I needed them the most, huh? More of Carlton in this one. I'll probably label the universes as OG-U and AU-1. What do you guys think?
Warning: Switching between AUs in this chapter and future chapters as well, mentions death of AU versions of certain characters.
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The Invisible River Part One
-Alternate Universe One-
Sometimes, these science conferences seemed like a waste of time to Carlton, but at least he wasn’t alone in that sentiment. He took some time away from Life Foundation to attend a conference back in New York. He wished he would be taking the trip with you, he knew how much you loved visiting New York and it was never the same without you. It took some convincing from Doctor Skirth and Tony Stark to have him attend and in the end, he conceded.
“Hey, bud, snagged a drink for you,” Tony said, holding up a glass of wine.
“How considerate,” Carlton muttered, immediately downing it.
“Well, who else is going to be judging these snotty people with me, huh?”
“True, not many people can tolerate you.” Carlton smirked.
Tony snorted. “As if you’re any better.”
Carlton looked down at his glass, switching out for a new one as a waiter passed. “I know.”
He felt Tony slap a hand on his back. “Hey, sorry, man. Look, there’s going to be people that are gonna hang your sins above your head and there are people that are gonna forget about it. When it comes to people like us, it’s unavoidable. Your intentions were good-”
“I was being too selfish, too greedy, too impatient. I should have listened to (Y/n), then none of this would have happened.”
“Hey, if I know anything about Doctor (Y/l/n), it’s that they’re a saint for tolerating you- “ This made Carlton scoff, but a small smile was returning to his face “- And they wouldn’t want you to be beating yourself up over this.”
“I hate to say that you’re right… but you’re right.”
Tony smirked. “Of course I’m right. Oh, and look who’s coming this way,” he muttered, sipping on his wine with a side eye to the stocky man approaching.
“Stark. Drake. Never thought I’d see a playboy and a recluse having a civil conversation,” the man laughed.
“Ah, Fisk,” Tony greeted with forced enthusiasm, “Finally crawled out of Hell’s Kitchen. How’s business?”
“Had a few setbacks, but I see a bright future ahead with my latest partnership with Doctor Olivia Octavius. There’s an�� exciting project that I’d like to resume and Octavius is just the person I need,” Fisk said with a shrug.
“Well, congrats,” Carlton said, raising a glass to him before downing it. He didn’t really care that much about Wilson Fisk, but he was a valuable investor to many researchers and he knew it.
“Yeah, if those lawsuits count as setbacks, sure,” Tony muttered into his glass.
Fisk’s eyes narrowed. He was about to give a retort when the host began to tap the mic at the front of the room. Tony’s face brightened up, nudging Carlton over to his table where Pepper and Happy were already sitting and waiting. Pepper greeted Carlton and turned her attention to the front. From the corner of his eyes, Carlton could see Fisk glowering before retreating to the back of the room.
The conference went on with a few speeches and presentations here and there before they called for a break. Carlton stepped to the side to call Doctor Skirth to check on how things were back at the Life Foundation when a young woman waved at him. She held up a press badge and a notepad as she made her way over to him.
“Hello, Doctor Carlton Drake? Excuse me, I’m Cindy Moon, an intern at Fact Channel,” she said, “Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about your latest research project?”
“Sure, no problem,” he said, pocketing his phone. He looked down at her pencil and notepad and nodded over to it. “It’s rare to see a reporter carry that around, at least a young one. They’re usually holding up recorders or their phone or iPad.”
Cindy laughed sheepishly. “Yeah, that’s why my boss calls me Analog. He’s honestly a bit biased towards me because of it.”
“Why do you use it?”
She shrugged. “It’s not that I’m not good with technology, it’s just that… certain circumstances made me a bit behind in the use of the current Internet of Things. Now, where shall we conduct this interview?”
“The back should be fine.”
Carlton looked over to find an empty table, noting that Fisk was nowhere to be found, and so was Doctor Octavius.
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-Original Universe-
Dora never thought that she would be cleaning up Carlton’s files and it was something that she had been putting off for quite a while. She sorted through them, tossing the files to destroy on one side and the ones to keep on the other.
“This one reminds me of Riot,” Scream said as Dora read through Carlton’s notes.
“How so?”
“They are both selfish and arrogant, always at the front, with greedy intentions disguised as for the good of their people. Because they were so alike, Riot would not hesitate to sacrifice him if given the chance. They would have destroyed each other no matter what for their own gain. Their demise is quite fitting.”
“Trapped in an exploding rocket?”
“Trapped in their own decisions that were destroying them.”
“Well, if you put it that way…”
Dora trailed off as she reached a blueprint that she never saw before. Carlton doesn’t run every project through her, but this machinery wasn’t something that she saw him venturing into. She flipped through the notes attached to it, noting that the majority of it were not in his writing. At the bottom of the notes and the blueprint had a signature. Doctor Octavius. How did Carlton get a hold of these? She wasn’t even aware that Carlton was acquainted with him. From what she remembered, Doctor Otto Octavius had died from an unspecified accident that destroyed his entire lab. Scanning through the notes again, he mentions a Kingpin, his biggest investor that commissioned this machine, but it doesn’t say whether it was ever completed before his passing.
“What is this?” Scream asked curiously, their head hovering near the documents.
“It’s… I think it’s some sort of machine that Doctor Octavius had been building to explore other realities. It’s complicated stuff. Why would this Kingpin want this and why would Carlton have it?”
Scream hummed. “Seems like something that a certain investigative journalist could look into.”
Dora immediately notified Eddie about her recent discoveries, but there was only so much he could do when the information was all the way in New York. He wouldn’t even be able to get through TSA.
“Besides,” Eddie said, “There’s a situation here that makes me feel uneasy. I don’t know if I should leave just yet. Hopefully whatever you found is not of immediate danger, but I’ll keep my ears open, alright? I know of Kingpin, so I’ll look into it when I can and ask around.”
“Thank you, Eddie.”
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snarkwrites · 4 years ago
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-- masterlist -- archived, 2020
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[18+ advised ] This is going to be long af. I’m going to do my best to put everything - all my writing on this blog, in one goddamn place, but I make no promises, so forgive me in advance. Below the cut is everything I’ve written and posted, for every single fandom I’ve written for so far. If [mature] or [suggestive] is present in the title/post, 18+ only. If you’re looin for y/n here, you won’t really  find it. I prefer to use oc’s in writing most of the time because it’s easier for me.
** the titles in bold and not linked I either haven’t written or I’ve lost the link for. jsyk. I do that so that when/if I get around to writing something, it’s already got a place. It’s weird, I’m weird.**
If you want to be on the taglist for my writing, you can find that [here]. If you want to know what I write / how often I write and stuff like that, my faq/about post is [here]
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--𝔸𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟 ℍ𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪
[ 1984 ]
 xavier plympton - cherry popped | spring | mature.
--ℂ𝕊𝕀
[ Miami ]
eric delko - tba | fall/winter | mature.
tim speedle - perfect | spring | mature.
[ Vegas ]
greg sanders - tba | fall/winter | mature.
-- 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕝 ℂ𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔 𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖
[ Avengers ]
bucky barnes - slippery when wet | winter | mature.
captain america - choke me | winter | suggestive.
pietro maximoff - faster, baby | spring | mature.
[ Guardians Of The Galaxy ] 
starlord - eat me | spring | mature.
[ Venom ]
eddie brock - milf isn’t a bad word | spring | mature.
-- ℝ𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕖
archie andrews - tba | summer/fall | mature.
jughead jones - tba | summer/fall | mature.
reggie mantle - yours  | summer | mature.
sweet pea - selfish | summer | mature.
--𝕊𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕆𝕗 𝔸𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕪
juice ortiz - needed me | spring | mature.
--𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤
billy hargrove - tba | summer/fall | mature.
jonathan byers - surrender | summer | mature.
steve harrington - wet | summer | mature.
steve harrington - disaster | summer | mature.
--𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕝
dean winchester - tba | summer/fall | mature.
kevin tran - tba | fall / winter | suggestive.
sam winchester - tba | summer/fall | mature.
-- 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥
embry call - tba | summer/fall | mature.
jacob black - found you | spring | mature.
paul lahote - tba | summer/fall | mature.
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-- 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕪 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤
matt saracen, remember you young by thomas rhett | angst & fluff / reunion
-- 𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤
jonathan byers, i think i love you | fluff. two best friends admitting their feelings for each other. an au take on my oc pairing with Steve Harrington, so an au of an au oops rip.
steve harrington, blindsided | fluff and awkward cute first kisses,ftw.
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-- 𝟙𝟚 ℝ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝟛: 𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟
jon shaw - galentines / be my valentine - ex lovers, drinking tw, intense fluff.
-- 𝔸𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟 ℍ𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪
[ Apocalypse ]
michael langdon - moon dance - a witch and her dance under the moon captivates Michael Langdon. sexual tension, ftw.
-- 𝔸𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖
[ Legends Of Tomorrow ]
ray palmer - back where you came from - time travel, mutual crushes
ray palmer - bachlorette party gone wrong or right - flirty first meeting at a bachelor party
ray palmer - villainesses want heroes - a good guy with a bad girl? more likely than you think. 
-- ℂ𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕝𝕖 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜
 dennis zalewski - photo booth montage - angst / hurt comfort, major character death & mourning, ghosts.
the kid / henry deaver - you were different - alternate universe personas reunite, intense makeout ensues.
--𝔻ℂ ℂ𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔
[ Suicide Squad ] 
captain boomerang - expecting someone taller - first date / blind date.
-- 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕪 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤
 landry clarke - if i only had a brain | someday my prince will come - tutor turned friend turned crush. kissing and stuff.
tim riggins - wedding bell blues | so this is love - a wedding brings two people closer and the end result is Riggins, settling down.
tim riggins - voice like honey - tim flirting with a new girl in Dillon? the chances are more likely than you think.
-- 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕝 ℂ𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔
[ Avengers ] 
bucky barnes - girls,girls,girls - bucky’s omega likes to dance. and to offer herself up as bait. bucky doesn’t like this... intense heated conversation ensues.
captain america - no selfies in the bathroom please? - oh, nothing but Steve Rogers and an OC flirting over the phone. Innuendo towards the end if you squint.
[ Punisher]
 frank castle - patient of the week - patching up Frank isn’t the only thing she longs to do. A kiss is shared.
-- 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤
lip gallagher - wedding crasher | the nanny and the professor - lip and his girl and their ups and downs. They go from him crashing her wedding drunk to the two having a night of domestic bliss.. and a kid. mildly suggestive the second part is.
-- 𝕊𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕆𝕗 𝔸𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕪
juice ortiz - crow flies | rough rider | treat you as good as my leather - snippets from the relationship between juice and my OC, Hazel Teller.
juice ortiz - glass houses | throwing stones - more from relationship between Juice Ortiz and Hazel Teller, tbh. 
-- 𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤
billy hargrove - let the days go by - flashbacks to a first meeting as an OC mourns Billy’s supposed death post S3.
jonathan byers - should’ve been a better shot - Tommy H’s girlfriend (not Carol, an oc) is getting more than a little sick of being Tommy’s property. Kissing Jonathan Byers seems like a good way to end that and to let jonathan know that she likes him a lot. Fluff/humor, warnings of Tommy H being his usual asshole douchenozzle self.
steve harrington - glass houses | throwing stones, this is set in the now main au timeline I have for Steve Harrington and my original character Charlotte Granger.
-- 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕝
crowley - the witching hour - just a father/daughter heart to heart with Poppy. family bonding ftw. [ goes with pop goes my heart tangentially]
dean winchester - pop goes my heart - poppy gets under his skin in all the wrong ways AND all the right ones. 
dean winchester - gingerbread family - the boys find themselves waking up to Christmas as a totally normal family. How will they react to the things they find themselves able to do at last?
sam winchester - heaven knows - his guardian angel only wanted to protect him. now she’s been banished to earth and she’s mortal. and they wind up flirting / getting closer.
sam winchester - candy apple kisses | gingerbread family - sam never forgot about her. maybe that’s why as a result of a wish he and dean may or may not have both made, he wakes up to find himself married to her.
-- 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕕
[ The following ones are all part of this huuuuge everchanging universe/storyline that I have with BOTH men, for my OC Evie. In some, she’s with Daryl, in others, Shane. They’re all wildly canon divergent and all over the place, lmao.]
daryl dixon - watch the world burn [married au] | a vision from a sugarplum fairy | garden by the sea  - a series of alternate takes / twists and moments between my OC Evie Grimes and Daryl Dixon.
shane walsh - scream queen [reunited lovers au] | sweet morning rose | you and your high horse - a series of alternate takes/twists and moments between my OC Evie Grimes and Shane Walsh.
-- 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥
jacob black, one day more, angst | 
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-- ℂ𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕤
derek morgan x -being roommates with | 
-- 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕝 ℂ𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔 𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖
sam wilson / falcon x - dating falcon | 
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CSI MIAMI;
tim speedle [ d m y ] | [ b o u ] | [ c e k ] | j w x | l f | 
STAR WARS;
kylo ren [ k l r ] | 
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CSI: Las Vegas;
t r o u b l e | greg sanders x Sidle!Sibling OFC, Belle | genres : suspense/action, romance / fluff, hurt comfort, angst, slow burn | chapters : [ one | two | three pt1| three pt2 | four | five | soundtrack: here | warnings: slow burn, attempted murder tw, murder mentions / crime mentions tw, eventual smut/sexual content tw, [ discontinued to be rewritten ]
CSI:Miami;
m i n e | tim speedle x former lover!OFC, Sylvie | genres : suspense/action, romance/fluff, hurt comfort, angst, slow burn | chapters : [ one two pt 1 two pt 2 three three pt 2 ] | soundtrack: here | warnings: slow burn, crime / stalker tw, other themes and eventual smut/sexual content tw, [discontinued to be rewritten]
Riverdale;
gangsta | sweetpea x Andrews!SiblingOFC, Alyssa | genres: teen angst - drama, suspense, hurt comfort, romance, slow burn | chapters: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten- eleven - twelve - thirteen - fourteen - | soundtrack: here | warnings: fighting / swearing, sexual tension, awkward situations & eventual smut.. your typical high school overdramatic bs. Bit of an au because I only plan to loosely follow the series. | [ discontinued to be rewritten ]
Sons Of Anarchy;
home | juice ortiz x Teller!OFC, Hazelynn | genres: action / suspense, hurt/comfort, angst, slow burn, romance, smut | chapters: one - two - three - | soundtrack: here | warnings: slow burn, heavy sexual tension, violence and other adult themes, alcohol / drugs / illegal activities, sex worker ofc tw, sexual content eventually | [ being rewritten to be reposted soonish ]
Stranger Things;
upside down | steve harrington x OFC, Jenny | genres: teen angst - drama, suspense, hurt comfort, friendship, fluff, action, | chapters: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - | soundtrack: here | warnings: fighting / swearing, sexual tension, awkward situations & eventual smut... your typical high school drama + science fiction-y type misadventures,lmaoo. | [discontinued to be rewritten]
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lida-leeda · 4 years ago
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It's full on Twitter and Instagram as said.
Listen.. for questions.. Read the description...😂
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So, just like the last drawing I made, with Jeremy Blaire and Kayla Johnson, this one is also from a story I read around the internet. So, that story is located in an alternative universe, where Eddie (is still a sociopath) but he is a business man, a tailor, making wedding dresses (surprise-surprise) in an old home town. Now, there's the reader, (You apparently cause it's an X Reader, and no, that's not me at the Drawing.) so there's the girl, who is going to her new job, and meets her boss, a very talkative and friendly lady, who just so happens to be Eddie's close friend. Eddie passes by her shop every once in a while to take things he had ordered. (He's buying makeup for all the girls he has kidnapped and killed.) So after meeting the girl that her boss introduced to him, he starts seeing her differently. Oh well after a few months they grow closer together the 3 of them, but there's tension between Eddie and her. Oh well after he told her the first time to come with him to try a wedding dress and she agreed, u can imagine his reaction seeing her in one. So next time he tells her the same, but she gets a lil snoopy, ignores his warning and goes to the basement and as she does, she finds out that over the months he had been closely stalking her, as well as him, being responsible for the town's kidnappings and murders. As she tries to head back up, she bumps into him. And that's when he kidnaps her too. Now after that chapter, there are 2 lemon ones, and since I ADORE lemon chapters, I decited to draw a scene.
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ART DESCRIPTION (QnA): ..
-What are those red marks on her body?
* The story described that he bit her. It said that he bit her inner thigh and shoulder so hard that it drew blood.
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-why isn't he shirtless/topless?
*It's because the story didn't describe him getting undressed before shoving himself in her.
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swordbreakerz · 5 years ago
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✨ for all of them, 🎥 for treasure planet and guardians of gahoole, 🍀 for 9-1-1 and penumbra, 📃 for unicorn chronicles, 🏳️‍🌈 for howls, treasure planet and legend of zelda, and 💎 for any ones you have facts for lol
you spoil me uwu
🎥 - ok for treasure planet, gotta be the 12 years later scene in the beginning and the zoom in to the spaceport, the way it transitions from jim reading under the blankets to him flying on his solar surfer is so chefs kiss, and just like. everything about to the spaceport lmao, fr guardians definitely the scene where soren flies through the fire and then blows up the pulley system to get rid of the flecks energy, bro when hes flying above it all holding the lantern before he dives down to save them? chills
🍀 - you know im on that projection shit w/ juno steel, ive truly never like connected with a character like that before and he’s really really helped me thru my recovery and transition lol, fr 911 uhhh ig buck or eddie? i havent Thought About It or like consumed it enough times yet to rly settle on someone but fr now,,, they
🏳️‍🌈 - ok for howls, Everyone Is Bi/Pan, howl is trans and autistic and i will die on that hill, fr treasure planet jim and cpt amelia are both trans and both of them + doppler are autistic, fr loz link is trans, autistic and semi nonverbal and communicates primarily with asl, post twilight princess zelda says fuck it and finds a way back into the twilight realm and she midna and link hang out, most of these boil down to everyone i love is trans gay and autistic because i say so lmaooo
📃 - OK SO. without like, spoiling too many plot points, our main character is cara and she lives with her grandmother. her mom is dead and dad is out of the picture. one day theyre getting chased by these people that her grandma knows and cara gets thrown into an alternate realm full of fantasy creatures using her grandmothers amulet. she meets a unicorn named lightfoot and a bunch of other rad people and basically, starts a journey to save that world from the Hunters. the Hunters are an organisation who specifically hate unicorns and want them all dead, led by Beloved, and cara and her friends have to try and stop them from entering the world and wiping them out. its sooo so so good and i highly recommend it cause i have no one to talk to about it please god
✨ - oh boy uh, well. im just gonna like list them out lmao
unicorn chronicles: i loved unicorns as a kid and read it when i was in elementary school, and over the years its remained just as compelling and well written as i remember and like. god the whole concept is so godamn cool and all the subplots that get introduced are fuckign fantastic and like all the different creatures are amazing i literally cant sing its praises enough
howls moving castle: must i have a logical reason? is it not to vicariously live my fantasy of running away to the countryside with a wizard boyfriend, his demon and his apprentice?? for real though, its such a fantastic story with beautiful visuals in the movie and wonderfully compelling prose in the book, and esp in the movie the whole time travel subplot with sophie seeing howl and calcifer in the past and then howl finding her in the future makes me go feral
penumbra: gays in space. need i say more? im a huge slut for gay found family and especially in futuristic space, and im a huge big fan of the lgbt utopia its created. like yeah capitalism sucks but at least im not gonne get misgendered in space starbucks, u kno? all the writing and dialogue is so incredible and the SOUND DESIGN GOD, alex i know u specifically can relate when i say i would kill a man for sophie and her incredible sound design skills, like dude the dance scene in man in glass p2 you can hear every single individual step they take and every swish of junos dress and i jusT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god its so good, plus the whole the characters help me work through my trauma and repressed anger haha
911: this one is entirely your fault. so obligatory horny on main everyone on that show is so hot i want oliver stark to cradle me gently in his beefy arms oh my god. other than Men, the way it drives home the whole ��you can’t save everyone, and it will kill you to try, so just focus on what you can do and keep living’ makes me so emo. the way it tackles big bureaucratic issues as well as closer to home interpersonal ones is amazing and i love how it shows people going through and dealing realistically with trauma.
treasure planet: again, who doesnt want to live in Cool Steampunk Space Travel Future? i really really love jims story and his arc, the way he deals with his trauma is uhh very familiar lol and his relationship with silver is like the ideal. the story is just the coolest concept and i love all the wonderful character design and animation, plus the soundtrack SLAPS and everything is beautiful
legend of zelda: ive been associated with this series from a very young age due to my name and as soon as i gave into my fate and looked it up for real i just kinda fell into it lol. i cant really tell you exactly what draws me to it besides ‘wow fun game!’ and ‘god i wish that were me,’ but like the absurd amount of detail thats put into each installment and the creative ways they retell essentially the same/similar story over and over is incredible
guardians of gahoole: so i had the same experience with this and treasure planet which is i remembered ‘oh hey this is a movie that exists and i cant clearly remember watching it, ill look it up :)’ and then it consumed my life for a solid 3 months. firstly this movie is absolutely gorgeous, the animation and framing is fucking stunning and the way they handled owls talking like people as far as the movement of their very inflexible beaks was amazing. it sort of has the same draw for me as warrior cats? secret animal society ft incredibly traumatic experiences and the characters dealing with it. like, the whole concept is just so fuckign wild and it works so well, i rly enjoy this niche genre.
💎 - alright trivia time, so guardians of gahoole is based on a book series and the movie only covers part of the first arc i think idk, BUT theres another series set in the same universe called wolves of the beyond that i devoured when i was younger! i didnt know they were connected for the longest time and when i found out i was :000, i still rly love wolves of the beyond and wanna reread it, as well as read the actual gahoole books. in the howls books, sophie is a redhead! also, markl is named michael and like a fully functioning young adult who ends up marrying one of sophies sisters. treasure planet is, obviously, based off treasure island but its so much better than the book dont bother reading it lol i tried and it was boring. there was plans for a treasure planet sequel that was fully scripted and cast but it was cancelled cause disney sabotaged treasure planet from the start with the shitty release and advertising and tldr we were ROBBED, also amelias concept was much more octopus like and while that wldve been rad im p glad she was switched to a cat for. several reasons lol. uhh i dont have a lot of Fun Facts abt the unicorn chronicles but for the longest time i thought there were only 3 books and then last year i found the fourth book by chance in a kitsch store and nearly had a breakdown i was so happy, like full on i started shaking and crying cause there was so much joy in my body i cldnt contain it.
thats all i can think of tysm ily, to anyone who read all of this bless u please watch guardians of gahoole and read the unicorn chronicles i will love u forever
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marcomardon · 7 years ago
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rewatch recap 2x10 and 2x11 under a cut because the chat was insane and the recap took me more than my estimated half an hour
we just began and already we have failed this rewatch
malcolm "i'm not drunk enough for this" merlyn
eye contact while drinking
malcolm's starting the drinking game already
legion of evil husbands: a group name approved by barrowman himself
drinking game: take a drink anytime of of them insults the others
drink every time they would have resolved their problems if they called team flash
Dr. Damien Dahrk: Dentist Extraoridnaire
lots of yelling about "go ask team flash" 
martin going straight to the pastries at jitters (he might need a dentist)
team flash was probably in jitters that day and yet
"huh I wonder who can help us with our speedster problem. Deff not the speedster"
"Wait... didn't this episode air the same time as like Untouchable CALLING IT NOW. THE WESTALLEN FAMILY IS ACTUALLY UP STAIRS THIS VERY MOMENT MEETING CECILE'S DAUGHTER"
us @ damien and malcolm: now kiss #merlarhk
"Imagine all 3 of them crammed into the time bubble"
"doesn't it only have one seat? who has to sit on whose lap" 
"Damien you're elbowing me in the ribs AGAIN"
"my question is how they knew the vault number but not the fucking passcode like if the number was on the tooth wouldn't the passcode be there too?"
speedstercam
the wally and rival pics are from flashpoint, jesse was indoors, jay hasn't been seen yet by the public, eliza's picture was in the cortex
the bank guy should be a lot more concerned
"y'all have like 10 pictures of people from alternate universe but no pictures of eobard"
"Nothing says League of Assassins like guns."
get consent before you attach things to gideon
a discussion of lily ships
mick: but that's none of my business bye
mick: #later u fake bitch buh byeeeeeee
#lilyforlegends2k17
“how many times have they insulted each other since this scene began”
“they never stopped”
you know I literally love how theyre actually trying to kill each other
#thecouplethatsparstogetherstaystogether
"summarize legends of tomorrow in a few words: daddy issues (the musical)"
i don't remember this context
*war flashbacks of Eddie*
eddie should have been prometheus and tommy as savitar
the list of people we want on legends increases: lily, lisa, nyssa
new drinking game: every time the legion says "time" in the bank vault
sinister whooshing
"stop running" Eobard: ??????
eobard: but then when will we go to big belly burger together
*dramtic screaming* a summary of eobard thawne
"wait are we suggesting that damien needs to clean up black flash's mouth"
lily: do i have to listen to him if i was an accident
lily stein appreciation chat
"I like how biting nails is the worst thing malcolm thinks of"
"GoldenLily, the OTP of girls that appeared in only 3 episodes and made the best impact and deserves the best"
rip the ripper
red coat rip
dramatic evil christmas music
gideon: i can kill you all lol
axel!
"thawne and his buddies"
"a moment of silence for Nate's fake ass ponytail"
jax appreciation episode. everyone loves him. everyone respects him. co captain.
the 1 forest path in dctv, used in at least 4 episodes this season
"hello sara *5 seconds later* goodbye sara"
mick somehow managed to find chocolate (or he brought it)
how does ray's voice project from so small? acoustics don't work like that
nate: i'm cold
amaya: lol wimp
"jax invented home alone"
jax's flashlight works (it's glow sticks)
nate, amaya, this is ... not the time
mick: i'm guilty of much more than that, don't lump me in with people who follow orders
amaya keeps her necklace on
*insert animal in bed joke*
washington: are you really so anxious to die?
mick: lol yes
au where rip actually recruited jax to the legion
having to actually look up the definition of fop
take a shot every time someone says misfit or outcast
"headcanon that Amaya is Vegetarian, or her diet reflects the last animal she had used the spirit of"
take a shot for every bad guy monologue
*snare drumming intensifies*
i would say it was a fire hazard to have that many candles but mick is the team's main fire hazard
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARA: HAVE YOUR SECOND DEATH (Sara's canon birthday is December 25th)"
they're.. actually glowsticks. 
sara: you know what day it is jax?
sara: it's my birthday!
sara: and my rerebirthday!
sara: 🎉
sara: oh right jax, no killing on my birthday slash rerebirthday.
jax and rip: ????
sara is both 30 and 10 months
mick deserves better friendships
au where martha washington got the "love letter" and rebellion plans and became the first president
mick the all american hero
"where's stein?" "lighting his menorah"
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kwonhozhi · 8 years ago
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Everybody Needs A Nervy B Now And Then
or 
Bitch In A Uniform 
On the verge of turning 18, grown-up-to-be James sets his sights on the new girl at school, “gorgeous sex-god” Lily, bass player for the Stiff Dylans. Unfortunately Lily appears to already be dating James’ evil archrival: the greasy and bitter Snape. With his ridiculously named cat Sir Jeremy and his band of brothers, the Ace Gang, by his side, James sets his mad schemes in motion to nab a snogtastic girlfriend and have the best birthday party ever. 
it’s here !!!! its here despite my computer shitting itself and drawing a total blank on a title and not being able to leave it alone its HERE we MADE IT
my eternal love to @alrightevans and also @alrightpotter @prongsyouignoramus and @gxldentrio 
AO3
James Potter to Ace Gang: cnt believe u wankers fucking abandoned me
Remus Lupin: james we were RIGHT THERE
James Potter: NOT DRESSED AS HORS D’OEVRES
Sirius Black: it’s spelled hors d’oeuvres
James Potter: i think you’ll find its spelled ‘betrayal’
James Potter: why did you all bail???????????????
Peter Pettigrew: Mum wouldn’t let me go as a cocktail sausage, seeing as she’s veggo and all
Sirius Black: jam you KNO yellow washes me out idk what you were thinking trying to make me be a cheese and pineapple stick
Remus Lupin: i’ll square idk how the fuck i was supposed to be a vol-au-vent
James Potter changed the group name to Betrayal Gang.
Sirius Black changed James Potter’s nickname to olive boi.
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Sirius Black to James Potter: u should have been at mine 2 minutes ago
Sirius Black: wher r u
James Potter: coming
James Potter: was talking to mum and dad abt my party
Sirius Black: howd it go
James Potter: :///////:
Sirius Black: double ended :/
James Potter: yeah.
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Sirius Black to Ace Gang: just saw snape on the way to bio. god hes so wet up close
James Potter: wearer of the wettest haircut known to humanity thy name is snape
Peter Pettigrew: Omg i kno i saw it this morning like imagine turning up for the first day like that
James Potter: youd think hed have least timed his yearly bath to coincide with the start of school
Remus Lupin: you guys shouldn’t be so mean about him
Remus Lupin: im just kidding can you imagine
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James Potter to petition for dumbledore to make a rule about school bathing regulations: lupin we all saw u go off with that bird at break
James Potter: whats the 411 lil mama
James Potter: whats the hot goss
Remus Lupin: nothing, she’s the new exchange student i was showing her around
Sirius Black: sure
James Potter: that hickey under your collar get there by itself did it
Remus Lupin: we’re not talking about this
Peter Pettigrew: Guys shut up i have English and McG is giving me the worst look
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Sirius Black to now taking bets for how long it takes sirius to get a detention off mcgonagall: where have you and the swedish girl got to on the snogging scale???
Remus Lupin: shes danish
Remus Lupin: and what the fuck is the snogging scale
James Potter: me and siri invented it
James Potter: 1) holding hands                        2) arm around                        3) good-night kiss                        4) kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath                        5) open mouth kissing                        6) tongues                        7) upper body fondling—outdoors                        8) upper body fondling—indoors (in bed)                        9) below waist activity                      10) the full monty
Remus Lupin: why am i friends with either of you
Sirius Black: we were thirteen
James Potter: oh so suddenly now that you’re 18 you’re too COOL for the snogging scale????????
Peter Pettigrew: CAN YOU STOP HAVING IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS WHILE IM IN CLASS WITH MCGONAGALL
Sirius Black: o i thought this was the chat without peter
Peter Pettigrew: Fuck off
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Peter Pettigrew to Remus Lupin: You don’t really have a chat without me do you ?????
Peter Pettigrew: ??????????????????
Peter Pettigrew: Remus
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James Potter to Ace Gang: NEW GIRL ALERT
Peter Pettigrew: Yeah, we’ve already seen her. You were there when we walked in on lupin in that EXTREMELY compromising position
Remus Lupin: if you don’t drop it im leaving the chat
James Potter: NOT HER
James Potter: ANOTHER ONE
James Potter: SHES FRIENDS WITH ALICE THE LAUGH
James Potter: SHES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Sirius Black: you walked in on remus doing HWAT
Remus Lupin has left the chat.
James Potter has added Remus Lupin to the chat.
James Potter: THIS IS IMPORTANT
James Potter: WE NEED A PLAN
James Potter: HOW DO I GET HER TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME
Peter Pettigrew: Maybe say hello to her
James Potter: WHAT
Remus Lupin: pete don’t be ridiculous. james would NEVER do something that easy and straightforward
James Potter: i am having a CRISIS here
Sirius Black: please tell me what you walked in on remus doing with the danish girl
Remus Lupin has left the chat.
James Potter added Remus Lupin to the chat.
James Potter: everyone is on intel until further notice
Peter Pettigrew: Yeah okay
Remus Lupin: alright
Sirius Black changed the group name to Lupin’s Nonspecific But Indisputable Lovers’ Tryst With Eddie Redmayne.
Remus Lupin has left the chat.
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Remus Lupin to Ace Gang and don’t you dare change it sirius black: her name’s Lily Evans
Remus Lupin: Marlene McKinnon says she just moved here from Derby
James Potter: omg remus i could kiss you
Remus Lupin: Mar also said her family’s opened an organic shop on high st
Sirius Black: how nutritious
James Potter: no one asked you
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James Potter to Sirius Black: what categories have you come up with for the physical attractiveness test
Sirius Black: skin hair eyes nose figure mouth teeth
Sirius Black: all out of ten
James Potter: fab ill do up a table in word now and go to the library first thing at break to print us 4 copies
Sirius Black: marvy
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James Potter to sirius no one is going to dare you to hack into the school and play gasolina over the loudspeaker at assembly on monday so stop angling for it: which of you fuckers gave me a 3 for my eyes
Sirius Black: it was purely based on their functionality
Sirius Black: you can barely see without ur glasses
Sirius Black: very poor eyes
James Potter: so it wasn’t abt how i look
Sirius Black: i didn’t say that
James Potter: sirius uve rly hurt me
James Potter: what about the 4 for my mouth
Sirius Black: that one was bc you ordered pineapple on the pizza
James Potter: i told u it was an ACCIDENT
Remus Lupin: im retrospectively docking 2 points off every single category for both of you
Peter Pettigrew: Im docking 3
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Remus Lupin to Ace Gang: have to ditch saturday afternoon lads
Sirius Black: um why
Peter Pettigrew: Yeah whats more important than season six of the simpsons
Remus Lupin: i got a job
Sirius Black: where
Remus Lupin: Evans’ Organic Trade
James Potter: YOU GOT A JOB IN EVANS’ SHOP AND YOU DIDNT THINK TO TELL ME
Remus Lupin: im literally telling you right now dickhead
Remus Lupin: also it’s time travel
Sirius Black: it is NOT time travel it is CLEARLY an alternate universe you dithering FOOL
Peter Pettigrew: You’re both wrong its a time loop
James Potter changed the group name to donnie darko is BANNED from the group discourse.
Peter Pettigrew: Just because YOU thought it was a dream
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Sirius Black to Friends Of James Potter Support Group: OMG
Sirius Black: PETTIGREW I CANT BELIEVE UR MISSING THIS
Peter Pettigrew: Whats happening tell meeee
Sirius Black: we just went into lupins shop
Sirius Black: evans wasn’t even here
Sirius Black: she just came out with a cup of tea for lupin and james ACTUALLY screamed,,,,,,,,,,,, evans almost dropped the mug
Sirius Black: lupin just introduced us and shes given him this look like “they better not be loitering” so hes selling me onions so she doesn’t kick us out
Sirius Black: lupin i dont want these and i shant pay for them
Sirius Black: evans is trying to talk to prongs but hes just giving her heart eyes
Sirius Black: she just asked if hes in her french class and he SQUEAKED
Sirius Black: day 13. james has still not spoken a word of english to evans
Sirius Black: day 27. hes said “mfngggg” instead of yes the stupid git
Peter Pettigrew: Fucking hell im still in this stupid mother son bonding thing for another half hour
Sirius Black: MOTHER SON BONDING
Sirius Black: siri set a reminder to mock peter later
Sirius Black: lupin just took the tea and evans has revealed shes in a BAND
Sirius Black: prongs has found his voice (!) and hes making the aziz ansari :D face which, unfortunately, makes him look like a total prat
Peter Pettigrew: Rookie error
Sirius Black: she just told him they’re called the stiff dylans and he just nodded really seriously and said “great name” im going to knock him out if only to stop him embarrassing himself further the stupid git
Sirius Black: fun facts about lily evans: she plays bass and she thinks james has brain damage probably
Sirius Black: JAMES JUST INADVERTENTLY TOLD HER SHE HAS REALLY BIG HANDS AND SHE WAS DEADASS LIKE
Sirius Black: “……………………okay”
Peter Pettigrew: BIG HANDS
Sirius Black: HER CAT just came out and prongs has jumped on the opportunity my boy he did it he managed to steer his way onto a topic he knows something about
Sirius Black: more fun facts about lily evans: her cat is called elizabeth bennet and she thinks james has brain damage definitely
Sirius Black: evans laughed at “we just call him sir jeremy but his real name is sir jeremy cattington the third, prince of purrsia and king under the meowntain” thank god
Sirius Black: he told her about how he used to take sir jeremy on walks by the beach but he ate his collar and his lead why is he like this
Sirius Black: prongs my man you sound like an eharmony profile gone wrong
Sirius Black: she mentioned hr sister,,,,,,,,,,,petunia
Sirius Black: the evans parents had a thing for matching names me and evans have so much in common
Sirius Black: FLEAMONT JUST WALKED IN PETE I CANT BELIEVE U ARENT HERE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU COULD NOT WRITE THIS
Peter Pettigrew: Noooo omg
Sirius Black: monty: “james????? what are you doing here? you hate vegetbles”
Sirius Black: james: “haha dad you’re so funny but of course i LOVE vegetables as we all know”
Sirius Black: monty: “james. the last time your mother tried to serve you broccoli you threatened to run away from home”
Sirius Black: james: “haha i was a picky kid, wasn’t i”
Sirius Black: monty deadass just looked right at evans and said “james that was wednesday” that man is my Hero
Sirius Black: lupin literally ducked behind the counter so prongs couldn’t see him laughing the lucky git prongs is glaring daggers at me
Sirius Black: evans is giving him the WORST pitying look omg poor jam he looks like he did when chelsea lost the final last year
Sirius Black: evans is gone holy shit i cant believe u missed this pete
Peter Pettigrew: :(
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James Potter to Sirius Black: how am i ever going to be able to face her again ??????
James Potter: i love my dad but he can be so beyond the valley of the thick sometimes
Sirius Black: he wasnt that bad
Sirius Black: i dont think evans even took any notice
James Potter: are u SURE my dad hasnt ruined it ????
Sirius Black: j
Sirius Black: it was reaaaally fab
James Potter: fabbity fab?
Sirius Black: with knobs on.
Sirius Black: besides im sure evans will understand
Sirius Black: all parents say stupid things sometimes
Sirius Black: shell probably like u more bc shell feel bad uve got a dad who’s BEYOND bonkerdom
James Potter: you’re right
Sirius Black: i kno :~)
James Potter: i love you but don’t ever send me that face again
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Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: I can’t believe you told evans she has big hands
James Potter: you werent even THERE
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Remus Lupin to Ace Gang :~): anyone seen black
James Potter: hes in detention
Remus Lupin: what for this time
James Potter: handing out onions at assembly
Peter Pettigrew: The onions from sunday??
Sirius Black: no peter, a completely different set of onions
Peter Pettigrew changed the group name to Sirius stop being mean to me.
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James Potter to everyone be meaner than usual to peter: what the fuck is evans doing with snivellus
Sirius Black: wot
Peter Pettigrew: We just walked past them and it looked Really Bad
Peter Pettigrew: She was holding his hand
James Potter: what the FUCK has he got going on that i dont
James Potter: this is fucking ridiculous. snape. who the fuck does he think he is
Remus Lupin: ill see what i can find out at work on monday
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James Potter to Peter Pettigrew: is it weird to like evans’ band on fb if we’re not friends
Peter Pettigrew: Just fucking add her dude
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Sirius Black to James Potter: look ive been doing some thinking and if u rly want 2 impress evans ur gonna have 2 up ur snogging game
James Potter: what the fuck
Sirius Black: dont argue im the best judge of this
Sirius Black: ur like. ok at kissing but i feel like u could b better
Sirius Black: there’s a kid on andy’s block who does snogging lessons after school his name is frank and hes a 7 maybe 7 and a half if u don’t wear ur glasses
James Potter: what is wrong with u
Sirius Black: u say that like ur not gonna look into it
James Potter: fuck off
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Peter Pettigrew to the queen does NOT wear a 44DD: Hes just gone in
Peter Pettigrew: Cant believe neither of you came you missed OUT
Remus Lupin: what happened
Peter Pettigrew: He knocked on the door and this bloke came out and like. Objectively and all but he is Fit™
Peter Pettigrew: And he looked prongs up and down and was like
Peter Pettigrew: "I dont usually do boys but christ if you dont look like the saddest git ive ever seen"
Peter Pettigrew: I gave him a thumbs up on the way in
Remus Lupin: cant believe i missed it
Sirius Black: how did u get the tm thing like that
Peter Pettigrew: Copy it and save it as a keyboard shortcut
Sirius Black: ™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™
Peter Pettigrew: Stop
Sirius Black: no™
Remus Lupin: what have you done
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Sirius Black to James Potter: so its like THAT is it ??????????? my kissing not good enough for you ?????????
James Potter: babe
James Potter: ur my first kiss ull always hold a special spot in my heart
Sirius Black: i need time
James Potter: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME ABOUT LONGBOTTOM IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU TWIT
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James Potter, Snogging Sensation to i, sirius black, am giving james potter the cold shoulder: he put on careless whisper
Sirius Black: WHAT
Sirius Black changed to group name to i, sirius black, am now only giving james potter the lukewarm shoulder.
James Potter, Snogging Sensation: and hes from saliva CITY hes got nothing on u babe i promise
Sirius Black changed the group name to in light of new information, james potter and i, sirius black, have reconciled.
Remus Lupin changed the group name to Ace Gang.
Sirius Black: buzzkill
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James Potter to gasolina is a Bad Song: mum’s got a promotion???????
Remus Lupin: tell her congrats
James Potter: it’s back in india though??????????????
Remus Lupin: oh
Sirius Black: you’re not moving are you
James Potter: i honestly don’t know
James Potter: im freaking out
James Potter: come round please
Peter Pettigrew: Holy shit
Peter Pettigrew: Ill pick everyone up
James Potter: they’re ruining my life and they still won’t let me have a party
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James Potter to Rip in pieces james’ life in england: i have a plan
Remus Lupin: here we go
James Potter changed the group name to don’t message me in that tone of voice lupin.
Sirius Black: whats the plan
James Potter: evans likes cats. i like cats. i have a cat. and if that cat got lost i would be distraught. and if evans knew how upset i was shed help me find him.
Sirius Black: but sir jeremy isnt lost
James Potter: evans doesnt know that OBVIOUSLY
James Potter: honestly sirius sometimes i think youre half boy half turnip
Remus Lupin: jesus christ
James Potter changed the group name to im warning you lupin.
James Potter: i “””lose””” sir jeremy but you lot have him at the park then when u see us coming u let him loose and evans will chase him down and shell feel like a hero and shell get so caught up in the euphoria of the moment that shell kiss me and realise that we’re perfect for each other
Remus Lupin: ur insane
James Potter removed Remus Lupin from the chat.
Peter Pettigrew: You GUYS you KNOW im in english right now
Sirius Black: ffs peter just turn your phone on do not disturb when ur in mcg’s class
Peter Pettigrew: But i always forget to turn it back
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James Potter to Sirius Black: i went round her shop but she said she was too busy helping her mum
Sirius Black: rip™
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Lily Evans has sent you a friend request. Accept / Decline
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Lily Evans to James Potter: begged off work. kno id be devo if i lost lizzy. wher r u?
James Potter: the beach
Lily Evans: be there asap x
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James Potter to Sirius Black: plans back on
Sirius Black: oh okay
Sirius Black: small prob™ sir jeremy actually got loose
James Potter: she ended her message with an x
James Potter: does this mean she likes me
James Potter: wait WHAT
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James Potter to Lily Evans: thanks so much for your help on sunday
Lily Evans: it was my pleasure. even if your cat IS mental.
James Potter: im telling him you said that
Lily Evans: noooooooooo
James Potter: so
Lily Evans: ominous.
James Potter: are you glad you moved to eastbourne?
Lily Evans: i guess. it's pretty chill
Lily Evans: have u always lived here?
James Potter: yeah
James Potter: its called gods waiting room
James Potter: because people come here to die
Lily Evans: ur being dramatic.
Lily Evans: i heard eastbournes the new brighton.
James Potter: yeah
James Potter: as if
Lily Evans: idk i like it here. its more peaceful than derby and the beach is soo good for ~song writing inspo~
James Potter: what do you write ur songs abt ?
Lily Evans: idk. life
Lily Evans: the universe
Lily Evans: how reality tv’s brainwashing us
James Potter: wow
Lily Evans: ikr
James Potter: careful, you’re starting to sound like my dad
Lily Evans: i dont mind so much, your dad’s pretty cool.
James Potter: ????
Lily Evans: he comes into the shop a lot.
James Potter: oh my god
James Potter: promise you wont take anything he says about me seriously
Lily Evans: no problem aha
James Potter: what about your dad? does he work in the shop too?
Lily Evans: no, he’s :/
Lily Evans: he died.
James Potter: oh. im so sorry, lily.
Lily Evans: its okay. its why my mum moved us out here and opened up the shop.
Lily Evans: she always wanted one
Lily Evans: eastbourne is such a step back from derby and i like it because it means me and petunia can keep an eye on her you know?
James Potter: i think i understand why you like it here
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James Potter to evans showed prongs her O face: mum and dad are fighting about india again
Remus Lupin: fuck
Sirius Black: ):
Peter Pettigrew: )):
Sirius Black: stop trying to one up me, pettigrew
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Frank Longbottom has sent you a friend request. Accept / Decline
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James Potter to longbottom has the hots for prongs: mum’s just left
James Potter: so thats that then
Peter Pettigrew: Drinks at mine?
James Potter: yeah
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James Potter to Remus Lupin: will you mention how shit snape is and how good i am when ur on shift with evans today
Remus Lupin: no you sad git i will not
James Potter: remus i LOVE her
James Potter: ill buy you a twix from the vending machine
Remus Lupin: alright
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Sirius Black changed the group name to twix are grim.
Remus Lupin changed the group name to twix are grim but not as grim as curly wurlys.
Sirius Black: you’ve really hurt me, lupin
Remus Lupin: good.
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James Potter to Remus Lupin: ???????????
James Potter: ur off shift now did you talk abt me ???????
Remus Lupin: no
Remus Lupin: and i already ate the twix so dont ask for it back
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Peter Pettigrew to evans thinks snape is a clingy sod #confirmed: Watch out prongs
James Potter: for what
Remus Lupin: for that, i assume
Sirius Black: im in lunch detention what happened
Remus Lupin: longbottom’s making a come on at james
Sirius Black: McYikes
Remus Lupin: “why havent you accepted my friend request?” – longbottom
Remus Lupin: “because were not friends” – james
Sirius Black: james ur gonna get urself decked one day
Sirius Black: so can u stop being a little shit when im not around to watch thanks
James Potter: no promises
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Remus Lupin to twin peaks season 3 fan theories club: sirius can you link me to that compilation video of diego luna saying he wants to touch jabba the hut
Remus Lupin: i want to show it to lily at work this afternoon
Sirius Black: ya sure
Sirius Black: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM
Remus Lupin: if i follow that link and it isnt to the video i asked for im not going to be your partner for the history assignment
Sirius Black: ………………..
Sirius Black: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDU3PojzaHk
Remus Lupin: thank you
Peter Pettigrew changed the group name to Gasolina is banned from the group playlist.
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James Potter to Gasolina (INCLUDING all derivative remixes reimaginings and covers) is banned from the group playlist: EVANS LIKES STAR WARS
James Potter: ???!?!?!?!??!!!!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Remus Lupin: james that was three hours ago get with the times
James Potter: but i was at P R A C T I C E
Sirius Black: too bad so sad
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Remus Lupin to Peter Pettigrew: WHOA
Peter Pettigrew: U watching from chem window?????
Remus Lupin: ya what just happened??????????????????
Peter Pettigrew: Snape tripped up james on the way to goal
Remus Lupin: is he ok??????
Peter Pettigrew: Hes got a bloody nose but hes okay
Remus Lupin: i meant snape
Peter Pettigrew: O na
Peter Pettigrew: I think james is gonna murder him lol
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Sirius Black to marauding fools quote unquote minnie mcgonagall: mary mcdonald in the year below is having a party tomorrow night n i charmed her into giving us all invites
Sirius Black: well, she invited ME and i guess u lads can come as my collective date
Remus Lupin: im already invited
James Potter: me too
Peter Pettigrew: She invited me three weeks ago
Sirius Black: i got invited after PETTIGREW ????????? who the fuck
Sirius Black: Im Not Going™
Remus Lupin: yes u are
Peter Pettigrew: Yes u are
James Potter: yes u are
Sirius Black: Yes I Am™
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Peter Pettigrew to Ace Gang: Why did you tell her i lost a SOCK ??????
Remus Lupin changed the group name to kickstarter to find peter’s missing third sock.
James Potter: i had to say SOMETHING
Remus Lupin: james, ever ridiculous under pressure
James Potter: besides, YOU’RE the one who pushed us behind a bush as if she would have thought it was weird that we at SCHOOL
Peter Pettigrew: I panicked
Peter Pettigrew: Lily said she thought snape tripping you was a dick move though  
James Potter: trying to distract me by mentioning evans, huh???
Peter Pettigrew: Is it working
James Potter: i wish i could say no
Remus Lupin: id like to point out lily also said you should go up for the school team
Remus Lupin: so she clearly doesn’t care enough about you to know that you’re already. captain
Sirius Black: lupin stop being a flaky bitch
Sirius Black: thats my job
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Peter Pettigrew to pres at james’ because its closest to mary’s NOT because its in any way a superior house to any other house accessible 2 the group: Did i just hear ur dad call u a minger
James Potter: if u have 2 ask u already kno the answer
Sirius Black: In Fleamont We Trust™
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Sirius Black to party boiis: PRONGS IS THAT YOU OUTSIDE WITH FRANK LONGBOTTOM
James Potter: he fucking ambushed me
James Potter: evans didn’t see did she ?????????????????????????
Peter Pettigrew: Nah dont think so
Sirius Black: hes lying she absolutely did
James Potter: fuck this im going home
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Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: i swear to god if you’re the one who just put on gasolina im blocking you
Sirius Black: (:
Remus Lupin: we arent friends
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Remus Lupin to James Potter: me and lily are going to the pool this afternoon
Remus Lupin: 2:30pm
Remus Lupin: in case you wanted to coincidentally turn up
James Potter: what so i can aggravate her by drowning snape?
Remus Lupin: snape isnt coming
James Potter: oh. why not?
Remus Lupin: probably afraid of water
James Potter: explains why he never washes
Remus Lupin: lmao
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James Potter to Sirius Black: me and moony are going to the pool and you’re coming
Sirius Black: as in the public pool????????
James Potter: obvi
Sirius Black: excusez-moi, c’est très grotesque
Sirius Black: im NOT going to the public pool little kids pee in that and the chlorine makes my hair go all frizzy
James Potter: i cant believe you’re abandoning me, your best friend, in his time of greatest need
Sirius Black: and you say IM dramatic
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Remus Lupin to Ace Gang: what happened after we left yesterday???????
James Potter: idk it was weird
James Potter: we did handstands and she made fun of my pale legs ): then she tried to drown me but in like a ~playful~ way
James Potter: and i told her im not with frank longbottom in any capacity and she said “well that’s good then”
James Potter: and then she kissed me
Sirius Black: SHE KISSED YOU
Sirius Black changed the group name to EVANS KISSED JAMES EVANS KISSED JAMES EVANS KISSED JAMES EVANS ! KISSED ! JAMES !.
Remus Lupin: get in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter Pettigrew: Result omg
James Potter: but then she said she had to go sort some stuff out and that she’d text me
Remus Lupin: oh, james
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James Potter to Sirius Black: evans should text soon then that’s sorted and we should step up the party plans
James Potter: we’ve got so much left to sort
James Potter: venue, fashion statements, colour scheme
Sirius Black: you should do black and white
James Potter: ! marvy
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James Potter to Remus Lupin: what does it mean when a girl kisses you and says she’ll text you does it mean she’ll /text you or does it mean she’ll message you on facebook
James Potter: because there’s a big difference
James Potter: remus ???????????????????????????
Remus Lupin: james its 4 in the morning
James Potter: so???????? ur awake arent u ???????????????? what does it mean ??????
James Potter: remus uve kissed the most girls u have to know
James Potter: remus
James Potter: remus please
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Frank Longbottom has sent you a friend request. Accept / Decline
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James Potter to Sirius Black: i need a drink
Sirius Black: what happened????
Sirius Black: im omw btw
James Potter: mum called and she wants me and dad to move out to india with her
James Potter: dad doesnt want to go but he also doesnt want to be away from mum any more im freaking out siri i might actually move back to india what the fuck
James Potter: and on top of that longbottom showed up at my house and tried to apologise how did he even get my address
Sirius Black: im here come open the door
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Alice theLaugh to James Potter: is it tru that ur gay?
James Potter: idk i dont reckon
Alice theLaugh: didnt think u were, lily said u werent
James Potter: really? what did she say ???????????
Alice theLaugh: just that she knows 4 sure u arent
Alice theLaugh: are u going to the stiff dylans gig saturday?
James Potter: not sure yet
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James Potter to Sirius Black: she kissed me and then left me on read at 3:45
Sirius Black: aw :/
James Potter: shut the fuck up
James Potter: she didn’t even tell me abt her gig in brighton
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James Potter to james’ wet dream about evans: sirius i cannot believe you told my father about lily evans
Sirius Black: thats not fair
Sirius Black: u kno monty has an uncanny ability to get info out of me
Sirius Black changed James Potter’s nickname to the naff boy who had the sad party that no one went to.
the naff boy who had the sad party that no one went to: stop taking advantage of my vulnerability !
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Remus Lupin to Everyone sign up for hindi on duolingo out of solidarity to james: watch out lads james has his plan face on
Remus Lupin: brace for impact
Peter Pettigrew: Oh geez
James Potter: fuck off then lupin i wont tell u then
James Potter removed Remus Lupin from the chat.
James Potter: now that we’re alone
James Potter: im gonna make evans jealous
Peter Pettigrew: Im afraid to ask how
James Potter: im going with alice the laugh to the stiff dylans gig
Sirius Black: christ james that’s pretty shitty
Sirius Black: that was lupin
Sirius Black: i say first, what could possibly go wrong
Sirius Black: second, what the fuck is alice the laugh’s real last name
Sirius Black: ive known her for 6 years and i dont know what it is
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Peter Pettigrew to Friends Of James Potter Support Group: Say aye if ur completely unsurprised to learn i just overheard james respond to alice the laugh telling him he looks good tonight with “thanks, you’re very honest”
Sirius Black: aye
Remus Lupin: aye
Peter Pettigrew: “Alice you make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets”
Sirius Black: #yikes
Sirius Black: i have the shot
Remus Lupin: take it
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Alice theLaugh to James Potter: i had a great time tonight
James Potter: haha me too
Alice theLaugh: best night of my life x
James Potter: o.k. see you at school on monday
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Lily Evans to Sirius Black: so ur the one who put on gasolina at mary mcdonald’s party.
Sirius Black: what makes u say that ?
Lily Evans: you shouted “play gasolina” no less than 11 times last night.
Sirius Black: that doesnt sound like me
Sirius Black: are u sure it wasnt lupin ?
Sirius Black: that worldly bastard he sure does love puerto rican music
Lily Evans: i just texted him and he said “im surprised sirius even knows what puerto rico is”.
Sirius Black: fucker
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Sirius Black to James Potter: oi cheer up
Sirius Black: what are you thinking about?
James Potter: poor alice
James Potter: i keep seeing her face when she tried to kiss me
James Potter: god i feel like such an arse for leading her on
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James Potter to Alice theLaugh: you okay? you looked pretty upset in maths
Alice theLaugh: hope your plan worked
James Potter: what?
Alice theLaugh: marlene mckinnon overheard black telling lupin that you only went out with me to make lily jealous
Alice theLaugh: you’re a heartless user
Alice theLaugh: what you did, that’s just pants, that is
James Potter: i’m really sorry, alice
Alice theLaugh: i really thought you thought i was a laugh
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Sirius Black to James Potter: i told you im sorry
Sirius Black: are you really going to ignore me over this
Sirius Black: like for real james pull your head out of your arse for twenty seconds and realise how shitty you’re being
Sirius Black: all your scheming and pretending
Sirius Black: honestly it’s no wonder evans never fucking texted you
James Potter: don’t talk to me again.
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Lily Evans to James Potter: you’ve really pissed off a lot of people.
Lily Evans: alice is really cut up. she’s my mate, james.
James Potter: i didnt mean to use her.
James Potter: you never texted me when you said you would
Lily Evans: i handled it really badly, i know
Lily Evans: things got messy
Lily Evans: i didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.
James Potter: so you were thinking of breaking up with snape and then you were gonna text me?
Lily Evans: lmao what
Lily Evans: severus and i aren’t together.
James Potter: but you hold his hand
Lily Evans: i hold marlene’s had too but that doesnt mean im dating her.
Lily Evans: you know how much he hates you and it makes it hard, james, but yeah, i was gonna text you.
Lily Evans: and then i saw you with alice at my gig and i was gutted.
Lily Evans: but that’s different now.
Lily Evans: i thought YOU were different than that james but you’re not, you’re just some fuck off rich kid who only thinks about himself.
Lily Evans: i think it’s probably best if you don’t message me again.
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James Potter to Remus Lupin: had a talk with lily. turns out shes not actually with snape.
Remus Lupin: i actually do not care, james. work things out with sirius or fuck off.
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James Potter to Peter Pettigrew: i think i might have just gotten my mum fired
Peter Pettigrew: Go on, i guess
James Potter: i went to her office and talked to her boss and i think i just made things worse
Peter Pettigrew: Yeah, you’re getting pretty good at that
James Potter: i guess i am, yeah.
James Potter: im cancelling the party and ive told dad i want to move to india
James Potter: if either of the others ask
Peter Pettigrew: I’ll pass it on.
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James Potter to Lily Evans: hi.
James Potter: i know you didn’t want me to message you again and i don’t blame you for that but i have to say this and then it’s done.
James Potter: what you said really hurt, but you were right. it wasnt me. it was beyond pants, and i really am sorry. i messed everything up with you, and with alice and with sirius and i guess i just got caught up in my own idea of how our lives should be and i got carried away
Lily Evans: i cut all ties with severus last night.
James Potter: oh.
Lily Evans: yeah.
Lily Evans: you know, i wrote a song about you.
James Potter: really?
Lily Evans: its called Bitch In A Uniform.
Lily Evans: i wrote it when i was pissed off with you.
Lily Evans: but i still like you, james. even though you’re mental.
James Potter: no you don’t
Lily Evans: i do.
Lily Evans: i cant stop thinking about you. i was hoping
Lily Evans: maybe
Lily Evans: we can go out?
James Potter: oh, fuck
Lily Evans: ?
James Potter: im moving to india
Lily Evans: what the fuck is wrong with you
Lily Evans: you’re so
Lily Evans: random
James Potter: 100% legit this time.
Lily Evans: that’s a goddamn shame.
Lily Evans: im at the beach if you wanted to come hang out.
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James Potter to Sirius Black: feels really shitty without you
James Potter: im so so sorry
James Potter: can you ever forgive me?
Sirius Black: ur gonna have to buy me at least 16 curly wurlys
James Potter: its done.
Sirius Black: happy birthday you massive tosser xxx
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joe to the jonas brothers: operation stun-the-pants-off-james-with-an-amazing-surprise-party is a go
joe changed the group name to Friends Of James Potter Support Group.
nick: oh thank GOD
kevin: I was wondering how long you’d hold out
nick: you’re both so stupid
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James Potter to prongs is finally legal ;): cant believe all you wankers are busy tonight
James Potter: like i know we were all in a fight but you ALL have plans ????????
James Potter: dad’s taken pity on me and is taking me to a club this is the saddest 18th ever
Remus Lupin: sry fam
Peter Pettigrew: Lol
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JAMES POTTER’S SUPER SECRET 18TH BIRTHDAY PARTY Private º Hosted by Sirius Black and 2 others.
312 going º 167 maybe 27 March 19:30 – 28 March 8:00
Details james is a prat but hes our best friend so lets all get together and show him that being legal to drink doesnt take away the fun of it !! event will have an open bar courtesy of mr & mrs p
theme is black and white !
only one rule : DONT TELL JAMES ABOUT IT anyone who does will be blacklisted from the party loool good luck telling your grandkids about how you didn’t get to come to the most important party of our generation
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Peter Pettigrew to Fleamont Potter: The eagle has landed i repeat the eagle has landed
Fleamont Potter: Thanks son :~) Jem’s going to be so excited to see his mum.
Fleamont Potter: We’re up on the balcony by the bar, send her our way :~)
Peter Pettigrew: Will do, sarge
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Lily Evans: happy birthday xxx hope you like ur present.
James Potter: my present?
James Potter: OH MY GOD
James Potter: YOU WROTE ME A SONG ?!?!?!
James Potter: lily evans i honestly think i love you
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Marlene McKinnon to Remus Lupin: we can’t hear properly from up the back what did snape just say
Remus Lupin: “james potter is a girl-nabbing letch who can’t keep his slutty minx hands off other peoples’ girlfriends”
Marlene McKinnon: WHAT
Remus Lupin: “you’re just a big fat minging minger with horridious eyesight and the opposite of a haircut”
Remus Lupin: don’t worry, black’s filming the whole thing im sure it’ll be on youtube asap
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Sirius Black to Ace Gang except all of us are legal™ now: id be lying if i said i remembered anything past monty and effy swing dancing
Remus Lupin: im fairly certain i walked in on frank longbottom and alice the laugh fucking in the mens
Remus Lupin: but i, too, am fuzzy on the details
Peter Pettigrew: I woke up at the lido. No idea how i got there
Remus Lupin: i just found this in my camera roll
Remus Lupin set a photo.
Peter Pettigrew: What the fuck
Remus Lupin: i have no memory of taking this and im glad of that fact because the camerawork here is shameful
James Potter: YOU’RE KIDDING
James Potter: YOU DON’T REMEMBER PETER FINDING A RAT IN THE BINS BEHIND THE CRICKET CLUB
James Potter: AND NAMING IT INIGO MONTOYA
James Potter: PETER YOU STILL HAD IT WHEN I LEFT YOU FOUR HOURS LATER
Peter Pettigrew: I mean that definitely sounds like me
James Potter changed Peter Pettigrew’s nickname to cryptid: ratboii.
cryptid: ratboii: Cheers
cryptid: ratboii: Where did you get to, anyway?
James Potter: me and evans went to the beach
Remus Lupin: cuuuuuute
Sirius Black: and you didnt invite ME
James Potter: sirius you were passed out by 11 o clock
Sirius Black: WHAT
James Potter: yeah, evans poured you a quadruple shot of jager after you played gasolina through your iphone six times in a row
Sirius Black: you convinced me to drink JAGER??????????!?!?!?!??!!!!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?
James Potter: i told you it was sambuca black and somehow that was okay with you
Sirius Black: wtf™
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James Potter added a life event. DIDN’T move to India 56 likes
James Potter commented: love reacts only pls
Peter Pettigrew commented: A N G E R Y R E A C T
James Potter replied to Peter Pettigrew’s comment: ???????
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Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: I did duolingo every day even though ur not actually moving and im not gonna let it go to waste
Peter Pettigrew: बकरी मेरी प्रेमिका है
James Potter: peter you know i. cant read hindi i can only speak it right
Peter Pettigrew: ):
James Potter: i showed mum and she laughed and said it was cute
Peter Pettigrew: (:
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Sirius Black shared a video to James Potter’s timeline: “Stiff Dylans performance interrupted by GREASY RACIST exclusive”
Lily Evans commented: tag urself im the girlfriend
Remus Lupin commented: im peter in the background trying to get out of the shot but sirius keeps moving so hes still in frame
Sirius Black commented: im prongs’s slutty minx hands
James Potter commented: im the look on snapes face when lily kisses me
Peter Pettigrew commented: Im james drawing attention to the fact he conned lily into kissing him because he thinks weve all somehow missed him telling us every two seconds for the last three days
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James Potter is in a relationship with Lily Evans. 346 likes
Peter Pettigrew commented: Love react
Sirius Black commented: jealous react
Remus Lupin commented: L O V E R E A C T
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Just Passing Through
A crossover fic of @theneonflower‘s Years Later AU and @azurathemagician‘s Small Plum AU!
Word Count: 1,388 | Read Time: ~ 6 Minutes
“I cannot believe this!” Edlyn threw up their arms, cursing at the sky. “Of all the stupid, idiotic, reckless things you could’ve done, you opened up an inter-dementional space-time portal and got us blasted to Abyss knows where!”
Their face was so red from yelling it was becoming hard to see the freckles peppered across their cheeks and nose. “I was here for moral support, because I thought this was just going to be a simple astrology spell, and now look where you’ve landed us!”
“Where did we land?” Allisandra asked, removing her orange eyes from the pacing non-binary to glance around. This was... Luna Nova, but the air felt different, unsettlingly so. Almost as if they didn’t belong there. “Do you... feel that?”
“Soul shattering regret? Because I feel that every time we have to leave Seraphine alone. Can you imagine how she’s going to feel knowing we’re gone? She’s going to be devastated!”
Seraphine was flipping pages in one of her tomes, trying to find the answer to one of her homework assignments when she felt a sneeze coming on. She thumbed her place and half closed the book while she leaned away, nostrils revving up to expel air in a cute, kitten-like sneeze. “Huh... Must be the dust...” she mused to herself before continuing to read, grateful for the peace and quiet of having the room to herself.
“I’m sure she’s fine. And besides, I think we can replicate it easy enough. We just need to find the right spellbook and we’ll get back to our timeline.” Allisandra patted Edlyn’s shoulder. “Come on, Big Guy. You really don’t wanna go exploring time and space?”
“I-I...” Edlyn frowned, finding themselves unable to protest. “I guess now that you put it like that, it is a cool, once in a lifetime thing... Who knows, maybe this place has something that could be useful on our quest to help Sera unlock the powers of the Claiomh Solais.”
“Exactly~” sang Allisandra as she hooked her arm around Edlyn’s neck. “Besides, there could be cool inter-dimensional plants that are unrecorded in our universe.”
Edlyn’s eyes sparkled and they sighed happily.“You had me at inter-dimensional plants.” Suddenly the non-binary noticed someone in the distance, a dirty-blonde girl with a Luna Nova uniform. Edlyn squinted at the figure, trying to decide something. “Is their sash color...”
“The same as ours?” Allisandra tilted her head.
“No, it’s... definitely a different shade of purple. Ours is... more magenta? Yeah.”
Allisandra shrugged. “Either way, let’s see if she can’t help us out a bit.”
“Yeah!” Edlyn rushed off, almost too eager to interact with someone from a different time and place. Allisandra blinked away her initial surprise before she chased after Edlyn full force.
“H-hey, Eddy! Wait for meeeee~”
Ume had been on her way to class when she heard the shouting coming from across the courtyard, voices entirely unfamiliar to her to match the strangers off in the distance that were drawing near at an alarming rate. “U-uh?” She blinked, unsure how to react. Were they new students? Wait- were they wearing almost the exact same sash color? Copy Cats...
“Excuse me!” Edlyn bounded over with the energy of a puppy in a dog park. “Hi, yes, my friend and I were wondering if you could help us? We seem to have- erm- gotten a bit lost.”
“O-oh, sure!” Ume scratched the back of her head. “Happens all the time. Our school is pretty big. Are you two new?”
“Oh- well-” Edlyn glanced back at Allisandra for confirmation.
“We’re not from around here,” Allisandra said, shrugging. “Eddy and I are--”
“We’re from another dimension--” Edlyn cut in, sweating nervously.
“Edlyn!” Allisandra elbowed her team mate. “Not cool. You can’t just tell people that! What if that opened up some sort of space-time riff and we all got sucked in?”
“Sorry...” Edlyn frowned. “But she deserves to know the truth if she’s going to help us--”
“I-I’m sorry. Space-time? Who are you?” Ume blinked, brows creasing with stern confusion.
“Oh- right. Introductions. I almost forgot.” Edlyn bowed. “The name’s Edlyn Valiente but you can just call me Eddy. I use they/them pronouns.”
“Allisandra Machi,” Alli crossed her arms, not nearly as fanciful as Edlyn had been. “I opened A Ley Line to this world by mistake and now we need to open another one and get back.”
Ume nodded slowly, trying to take it all in. “Well I’m Ume. Ume Kagari-Cavendish... It’s nice to meet you both,” she curtsied.
“Wait-” Edlyn’s eyes went wide. “Cavendish like Headmistress Cavendish? I thought she and Professor--”
Allisandra put a hand over Eddy’s mouth. “Just because they didn’t have kids in our universe and practically adopted Seraphine doesn’t mean they can’t have kids in this one. That’s what makes it alternate, Eddy.”
Seraphine sneezed once more, having to quickly hold the book over her head while she did so. Perhaps it would be best to move on to a new book since this was the third time she’d sneezed while holding it. “I guess the universe is trying to tell me something...”
“Woah woah, wait- We’re seriously not going to discuss the differences between our worlds? I wanna know what my moms are like!” Ume said, crossing her arms.
“Look- that’s unimportant. We need to find out if there’s a way for us to return home,” Allisandra sighed. “Besides, we have other obligations waiting for us.”
“Yeah!” Edlyn said, parental instincts kicking in. “Though if we can get back and forth safely, maybe that means we can come visit more, or bring you over to our world, go on cool adventures together--” Edlyn’s eyes lit up and they turned to Allisandra with a grin. “Next time, maybe, we should bring Seraphine along...”
Seraphine had just opened up another book when she sneezed hard core into the title page. “Oh, come on!” She tossed the book aside and laid back on her bed, groaning. “I wonder what Alli and Eddy are up to,” She mumbled, glancing at the door expectantly.
“Okay, so you’re probably going to want to hit up the library and look at Astrology books right?” Ume smiled. “I can take you there and hopefully keep you out of trouble. Though that’s not so easily avoided with me.”
“Us neither,” Allisandra agreed, hands behind her head as she walked.
Edlyn skipped happily through the halls, only stopping every so often to encourage the other two along. “Come on, slowpokes!”
When Edlyn and Allisandra arrived in the library with Ume, they were surprised to find very little differences between the one they knew and the one before them. “Woah...” Edlyn walked through, “Even the layout’s the same...” The only minor difference is that there was no enormous shelf full of “Valiente’s Volumes of Herbology” which made Edlyn fairly disappointed.
“Maybe we don’t exist in this timeline,” Allisandra tried to reassure her friend, giving them a pat on the shoulder.
“Maybe,” Edlyn sighed, sinking into a chair with a pout. “Still would’ve been cool.”
“Oh, hey! I found it, guys!” Ume called out, pulling a book from the shelf. “Space, Time, and Leylines. Everything you need to know on navigation.”
Allisandra quickly rushed to grab the book from Ume’s hands. “Mi Amiga~ Gracias~” She planted a kiss on Ume’s cheek, causing them to turn scarlet.
“Now we just need to return to the field and open up a portal.” Edlyn stood up. “Though it’ll be sad to leave you behind Ume. You’ve been such a help.”
“It’s okay,” Ume smiled softly. “I have a feeling you’ll be back.”
“Where have you been?” Seraphine asked, watching Allisandra faceplant into her bed like she had no energy left in her. Edlyn had rushed from the doorway to Seraphine’s side to hug onto her.
“You have no idea, it was so weird. We were in a whole ‘nother dimension!”
“Literally?” Seraphine asked, raising a brow and gently pushing Edlyn off of her.
“Literally,” grumbled Allisandra, voice muffled in the sheets.
Seraphine sighed. “I can’t leave you two alone for a second, can I?”
“Hey- hypothetically, we left you alone, which I was really upset about,” Edlyn pouted. “Speaking of which, how was your afternoon?”
Seraphine shrugged. “Quiet. Dusty.”
Edlyn’s eyes sparkled. “Just like the library?”
Seraphine smiled softly. “Yeah, just like the library...”
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unfortunatefruitcartguy · 4 years ago
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Chapters: 10/? Fandom: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Neibolt!Richie/Neibolt!Eddie, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Bill Denbrough/Mike Hanlon, Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh, Neibolt!Losers & The Losers Club, Bill Denbrough & Audra Phillips, Patricia Blum Uris/Stanley Uris, The Losers Club & Patricia Blum Uris, Neibolt!Bill/Neibolt!Stan, Don Hagarty/Adrian Mellon Characters: Neibolt Richie - Character, Neibolt Eddie - Character, Neibolt Beverly, Neibolt Stan, Neibolt Bill, Neibolt Patrick, Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Bill Denbrough, Mike Hanlon, Stanley Uris, Beverly Marsh, Ben Hanscom, Audra Phillips, Patricia Blum Uris, Original Characters, Original Trans Character(s), Don Hagarty, Adrian Mellon, Richie Tozier's Sister, Original Tozier Character(s), Steve Covall, Maturin | The Turtle Additional Tags: group chat au, Losers Club Group Chat (IT), Aged-Up Character(s), sorta on that last one, doing beings made of fear grow?, well they do here, How Do I Tag, Misuse of Memes, way too many memes to count, Body Horror, Alternate Universe, Kleptomania, Chaos, Help, Spider Stan Shenanigans, Mental Health Issues, Autistic Puppet Boi, Zombie Patrick is Tired™, thankfully he ain't as crazy as actual Patrick Hockstetter, feral children gang, Richie Tozier Loves Eddie Kaspbrak, Eddie Kaspbrak Loves Richie Tozier, Shapeshifting, like help these feral children, Stanley Uris Lives, Eddie Kaspbrak Lives, bill and audra get divorced at some point, Cabins, Camping, There will be timeskips, Forgive Me, be gay do crimes, Swearing, Neibolt Richie Tozier, Neibolt Stanley Uris, Neibolt Eddie Kaspbrak, Neibolt Bill Denbrough - Freeform, neibolt Beverly marsh - Freeform, Neibolt Patrick Hockstetter, those last tags are there because tagging is weird, Dead animals, Supernatural Elements, same shit as always, cyber stalking is what i meant, or was it creeping?, Existential Crisis, hermaphrodite character, Trans Female Character, some crossdressing because no gender norms among demon alien children, well for some anyway, So richie has a nephew and niece, oh the confusion when shit hits the fan, maybe? - Freeform, More like found footage/insane charlie corkboard situation, Social Media AU, watch as I mangle naming chapters and the work itself, oh yeah, the turtle will be there, like faintly there Summary:
Neibolt has fallen and the Deadlights have been extinguished, leaving behind a small group of monstrous children with nowhere to go, so what do they do? Well they learn to survive of course, complete with human forms and human problems. Years later they meet the Original Losers club once more.
Oh also some warnings *No actors are being shipped, just characters *There is some crime in this...okay a lot of crime but who cares its fiction *Gratuitous amounts of panic *My dumb ass *Oh also a lot of cursing, should mention that *Maybe some nsfw *Also i own none of these photos *I'll tell u if i do own one tho, and will provide sources if i feel its important
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myaltao3feed · 5 years ago
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by sloppybitch
Eddie’s just trying to see if he’s not alone when he downloads Grindr on his phone. It’s by pure, terrifying coincidence that one of the first messages he receives on there is from none other than Richie freaking Tozier.
Long story short:
trashmouth;) (11:03PM): oh me, oh my. fancy seeing u here
 Eddie (11:33PM): holy FUCKING SHIT.
Words: 9832, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Underage
Categories: M/M
Characters: Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, Mike Hanlon, Beverly Marsh, Ben Hanscom, Bill Denbrough, Stanley Uris, Henry Bowers, Sonia Kaspbrak
Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier
Additional Tags: Online Dating, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Phone Sex, Texting, Coming Out, the UNDERAGE tag is just bcos eddie is 17 and richie is 18, i wanted to be careful ???, but i feel dirty using the warning ahhh, anywayz i love me boysss, Memelord Richie, Dirty Talk, Gay Eddie Kaspbrak, Inappropriate Humor, Gay Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak is a Mess
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reddieao3feed · 5 years ago
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Let’s Hear It For the Boy
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2maBIIw
by sloppybitch
Eddie’s just trying to see if he’s not alone when he downloads Grindr on his phone. It’s by pure, terrifying coincidence that one of the first messages he receives on there is from none other than Richie freaking Tozier.
Long story short:
trashmouth;) (11:03PM): oh me, oh my. fancy seeing u here
 Eddie (11:33PM): holy FUCKING SHIT.
Words: 9828, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Underage
Categories: M/M
Characters: Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, Mike Hanlon, Beverly Marsh, Ben Hanscom, Bill Denbrough, Stanley Uris, Henry Bowers, Sonia Kaspbrak
Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier
Additional Tags: Online Dating, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Phone Sex, Texting, Coming Out, the UNDERAGE tag is just bcos eddie is 17 and richie is 18, i wanted to be careful ???, but i feel dirty using the warning ahhh, anywayz i love me boysss, Memelord Richie, Dirty Talk, Gay Eddie Kaspbrak, Inappropriate Humor, Gay Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak is a Mess
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2maBIIw
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