#oh!! also!! their rings are engagement rings
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Sasha is at a restaurant with her biological parents.
Sasha: Thanks for coming here and not starting a fight when you saw each other.
Mrs Waybright: Sasha, dear, we can be civil.
Mr Waybright: Yeah. Plus we’ve already worked through our problems. Hence the divorce.
Sasha: Right… well anyways, the reason I asked to see you today, which I’m sure you’ve already heard from the Boonchuys or on one of our socials but (Sasha moves her hand to show her engagement ring), Anne, Marcy and I are getting married.
Mrs Waybright: That’s wonderful dear! Who proposed?
Sasha: It was Anne—
Mrs Waybright: Called it! Pay up!
Mr Waybright pulling out some cash from his wallet: Ugh, I should’ve known Marcy would’ve been too nervous to go for it first. Ya’d think a nerd like her would’ve tried to just go for it as soon as she could.
Sasha: Wait, you two bet on which of us would propose first?!
Mrs Waybright counting her money: No, of course not…… we bet on which of your girlfriends would ask first.
Sasha: You didn’t think that I would’ve??!
Mr Waybright: Sasha, sweetie. Don’t take this the wrong way but after your time in that frog world, when it comes to those two…you both suffer from guilt from your mean girl days and also they make you super soft.
Mrs W: Yeah, you likely wouldn’t believe you deserve to ask to marry them because of your past and so you wouldn’t’ve been a factor in the bet.
Sasha: Okay, I will accept the guilt thing but they do not make me soft! I’m tough! I’m a warrior! I—
[Sasha’s phone rings, it’s Anne’s ringtone and so she picks it up immediately]
Sasha: Annie-Bananie! <3 How are you? <3 Oh, Marbles-Mar is with you? Tell her I love her <3. Uh huh. Yeah, I can pick that up on my way home. Okay, I’ll see you two later, I wuv you both! <3 <3 mwaaaah
[Sasha hangs up the phone and looks at her parents who have smug faces]
Sasha: Okay fine but is it wrong to be soft when you’re in love?!! Also, all three of us were planning to propose that night except Anne got to it first!
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Summary: You are just a distraction to me nothing more.
smut warning; it’ll come in the story randomly so PLEASE, PLEASE look out for it I’m not really good at writing ✍🏽 smuts but I’m improving at the moment.
word count: 2,003
Jey Uso x Remiyah
AWFUL GRAMMAR IM GETTING BETTER I SWEAR LOL.
comments, likes, repost are appreciated I would love the constructive feedback in what area I need to approve in. 🤍
ALSO! I don’t not want nobody stealing my fanfics or take it as theirs that will be an issue fasho so keep it cute respectfully.
I only own my OC along with the make up scenarios
this will be a four-to-five-part series hope y'all will like it trying something new. 💁🏽♀️
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DISTRACTION
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“Oh, fuck. Jey,” Remiyah moaned as Jey was beating her back in from behind as she rolled the eyes in the back of her head.
You might be curious about how she found herself in this predicament with him. Let me break it down for you: Remiyah was embarking on a new career as a journalist and ring announcer, eager to make her mark in the industry.
She had a natural curiosity that drove her to ask questions and delve deeper into the lives of those she interviewed throughout her career. It was during this journey that she encountered The Usos, engaging them in a fascinating discussion about their tag team matches against a variety of opponents.
Main Event Jey Uso was the one who truly captivated her interest. He would steal glances in her direction and flirt with her whenever they found themselves alone, all while hoping she wouldn’t catch on to his subtle advances.
Their lives took a dramatic turn one fateful night at the hotel. Until then, their secret encounters had been a regular occurrence, often requiring Jey to send his brother out of the room just to have some private time with Remiyah. It was a way for them to release their pent-up tension, but that night marked a significant shift in their relationship.
Was it toxic to her? Yes?
Did she love doing it? No
She started to catch feelings for him even when he told her that he wasn’t looking for anything serious right now and just wanted to have some fun in the meantime, now back to this situation where she’s getting her back blown out by him all because she caught an attitude towards him.
Remiyah caught him chatting up another woman, and it left her feeling uneasy. Determined to make her feelings known, she spent the entire day giving him the cold shoulder, ignoring his calls and texts. However, when he finally arrived at her hotel room, Jey wasted no time in addressing the situation head-on.
Grabbing her by the throat while his dick pounded deeply into her cervix nicely Remiyah was trying to run away from his deep strokes by pushing him away by his abs but he smacked her hand away.
“Nah, yo’ ass wanted to act like a fucking brat right? So take this shit like a big girl mama,” Jey growled.
Jey had her seeing stars at this point giving her all of his mean strokes while slapping her ass cheeks a few times causing her to whine at the sensation.
“D-daddy please…I’m sorry,” she begged while looking back at him.
“Sorry? Now you fucking sorry huh?”
She found it difficult to tolerate his harshness, but she recognized that her own attitude had contributed to the situation. After all, she had been upset all day, aware that he wasn’t looking for anything serious. Yet, she couldn’t resist the charm of him surprising her with her favorite red roses, showering her with affection, and taking her out on dates—just like any typical couple would.
It didn’t seem that way for Jey whatsoever, Remiyah began throwing her ass back in circles following his movements causing Jey curse underneath his breath when she did it.
“Fuck, mama. C’mon keep throwing that shit back on me,” he moaned.
Jey had the best view of his life right now looking down at Remiyah’s ass jiggling to his movements like it was some jello, he had gripped her hips firmly pushing his dick deeper and deeper inside of her wet cunt as she moaned his name for everyone to hear.
He pulled her closer to his body cupping her face while shoving his tongue down her throat as they began tongue kissing each other, it was like Remiyah’s mind couldn’t comprehend what was happening right now.
The way his dick was hitting her g-spot so well it was driving her insane she didn’t want this to end, “Open Yo’ Mouth,” she obeyed him opening up her mouth as he spit inside of her mouth before going back into a tongue kissing session.
She loved that nasty, toxic. Shit from him it was all she ever known. Remiyah could feel all of their salvia drooling from her lips all the way down to her chin while Jey kept beating her gushy insides in.
Remiyah was utterly captivated by this man, nurturing her fantasies that he would eventually reciprocate her feelings. However, the more he made it clear that he wasn’t interested in a serious relationship, the more determined she became to pursue him.
Jey kept his hand around her throat gripping it firmly while pulling away from the kiss using his other hand gripping her hips firmly keeping her in place so that she wouldn’t run away, he could sense that she was growing tired of throwing her ass back in him and began pummeled her insides.
Her mouth left opened with an “o” begging him to slow down, “Jey! Wait!” Remiyah begged as Jey shook his head not wanting to hear none of that coming from her.
“Nah, it ain’t no fucking wait. You keep playing with me Miyah ion play that shit,” Jey spat as he continued to circle his hips on her g-spot.
At this point Remiyah didn’t know how much she could take it—it felt like she was about to piss on herself the way he was slamming into her towards the oblivion, She kept clenching against him causing him to groan at the feeling.
He sense that she was about make a mess on him but was he going to allow her to cum? No. Jey wanted her to beg for it, he wanted her to apologize for her behavior. “Tell daddy you sorry mama, and I’ll let you cum,” Remiyah was holding tears back trying to hold her head down but Jey began using both of his hands around her throat beating her shit in causing her to yelp.
“Jey! Ouuu fuck! Fuck!” she mewled out trying to push him away.
All those tears that she was holding back began falling down from her cheeks feeling overwhelmed by all of this.
“Don’t make me repeat myself, love”
She began to breathe out, “I-I’m S-sorry! D-daddy! Please…can I cum? P-pleasee!” All you could hear was skin slapping against each other that sounded all over the hotel room.
“Tell me you love me baby, let these mother-fukas know whose pussy is this huh?” Jey was manipulating her at this point holding her back from making a mess on this man.
She did love him like truly love him.
“I love you! Only you Jey! This is all yours!” She cried softly while sniffing her nose.
Jey whispered nasty shit in her ear that just made her want him even more while he kept thrusting in and out of her. Feeling satisfied with her answers he gave her the signal to make a mess on him indeed she did.
Letting out a loud moan escaping her lips as she felt her juices flowing out from her feeling defeated but Jey wasn’t done with her yet he was determined to get his nut. “Mhmm, look at you mama, making a mess on me such a good girl baby,” he praised her while beating up her now sensitive cunt.
Remiyah couldn’t say anything else as she was speechless after having that intense orgasm while her body shook all she could think was that she looked a hot ass mess right now.
Jey’s thrust became more sloppier and sloppier within every thrust that he was giving her feeling his dick inside of her warmth, he knew that he couldn’t leave her alone.
He had convinced himself that love was a thing of the past after his marriage, but there was something uniquely captivating about Remiyah. Her presence radiated a charm that was simply extraordinary, yet he found himself dismissing it time and again.
He felt his dick twitching inside of her while throwing his head back in pleasure, “fuck, mamas, I’m finna nut all in that pussy you hear me?” He growled.
“Y-yeah…I hear you…cum inside of me Jey…I want it,” Jey liked the way she sounded right now speaking back to him. “You think you deserve daddy’s nut baby?”
Jey yanked her hair back making her look into his lustful brown eyes while her eyes were rolling in the back of her head breathing out a simple “yes”
He continued to give her his deep strokes as the room thicken around them smelling like sweat and sex, Jey could see her eyes all puffy from all the crying that she was doing but did he care? No he didn’t give a damn not even the slightest.
“Ouuu fuck, imma finna nut,” Jey grunted as he slammed into her one last time letting his warm seeds shoot out rope after ropes like a volcano while letting out a satisfying moan come from his lips.
He continued to thrust slowly inside of her making sure that none of his seeds spilled out of her looking down seeing the mix of her essence and his nut on his dick.
Jey had pulled out of her causing her to plop down on the bed feeling defeated by this man while he began to head inside of the shower.
Remiyah sat up straight, carefully shifting to the other side of the bed to ease her body while he was in the shower. As she settled in, she noticed his phone was left behind in the bedroom.
Curiosity gnawed at her relentlessly as she decided, “fuck it” She snatched his phone, easily entering his password, and started scrolling through his messages. It didn’t take long for her to discover that he had been chatting with a girl named Jaida for quite some time.
Remiyah scrolled through her text messages, and each word felt like a dagger to her heart. She was overwhelmed with emotions she couldn't quite understand, yet deep down, she knew she shouldn't be feeling this way for someone who didn't reciprocate her feelings.
As she sifted through the messages, a weight settled in her chest. It was particularly painful to see how he spoke about her to Jaida, dismissing Remiyah as nothing more than a mere distraction. His true desire was clear: he wanted Jaida, not her.
She couldn't shake the feeling of foolishness for falling for that man. Yet, how could she resist? The way he treated her, the gestures he made—it all felt like a dream, a beautiful fantasy playing out in her mind. Just then, she heard the bathroom door creak open as she placed his phone back where it belonged, hastily wiping away her tears.
Remiyah maintained her composure, as if nothing had occurred. She rose from the bed, quickly retrieved some additional clothes from her suitcase, and made her way to the bathroom, brushing past him with ease.
He sensed something was amiss with her energy as he gently grasped her wrist, halting her in her tracks. When she looked up at him, he noticed the telltale signs of tears in her eyes once more, leaving him to wonder what had caused her distress this time.
“You good mama?” Jey asked.
She gave a slight nod and replied, “Yeah, I’m fine, Jey. Just planning to take a shower, that’s all.” Deep down, she was fully aware that she wasn’t okay, especially after seeing the messages exchanged between him and Jaida.
“A’ight well imma head out I’ll see you tomorrow?” He said Remiyah gave him a fake smile on her face.
He placed a gentle kiss on her temple, allowing her to head toward the bathroom. As soon as she entered, she quickly closed the door behind her and sank to the floor, finally releasing the tears she had been holding back, letting them stream down her face.
Remiyah pressed her lips together, desperate to stifle the sound of her tears. She felt like such a fool, an absolute idiot for allowing herself to fall for this man.
She realized that she needed to distance herself from him, even if just for a moment, to regain her clarity. Being around him was becoming too painful, and she understood that her well-being had to come first from now on.
she had to protect her heart.
A/n: hiiiii so I decided to make a mini series! It’s like my first time doing this especially knowing how I am making my chapters lol 😭 I always make them long but this will be different.
But I hope yall enjoy this lmk in the comments below.
STAY UCEY.
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#jey uso#black oc#black writers#black fanfic writer#jey x oc black#wwelove#jey uso fanfiction#black reader#jey uso smut#wwe fanfiction#Spotify
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DAY 5 — hurt/comfort [aka the most infamous scene from resau, december 24th, 2017 in which suguru loses an arm and a good chunk of his face due to a backfire featuring his own cursed technique]
#numelfanclub#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#satosugu#suguru geto#satoru gojo#★ jjk resurrection!au#those lines are actually ripped from the chapter in my fic where this happens#but that chapter is not released yet and prob won't be until next year#so enjoy the little sneak peek :^)#cw blood#cw gore#tw blood#tw gore#it's not super detailed but i'm gonna add those just to be safe#oh!! also!! their rings are engagement rings#they're not married at this point but they are very much head over heels in love#satosuguweek24
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes#“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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Pokémon Timeskip Series: Champion Dawn 🌸❄️
Known as Sinnoh’s Ice Queen, Dawn is best known for her intimidating yet caring nature. She’s fierce and calculating, never leaving any room for error especially when it comes to battling. On her off days you can find her in the contest hall, a hobby she picked up from her mother, or in the Battle Frontier/Pokémon Lab to catch up with her best friends. It is said she was recently engaged to a certain johto boy (Ethan. It’s Ethan.) however they will not publicly revealed their plans for the wedding as of yet
Made a timeskip adult champion Dawn design a while back! It’s still my favorite of my timeskip series hehehe I hope you enjoy!
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#trainer dawn#pokemon#pokémon#dawn pokemon#Art#Ally draws stuff#pokemon timeskip#Wait I can ramble in the tags that’s fucking right#ok so her design was heavily inspired by Cynthia obviously carrying over the same sorta philosophy#She has a few references to the Pokémon she uses! The scrunchies on her wrist for example relating back to (Shiny) Mega Lopunny#Very proud of that Diamond and Pearl necklace btw while her skirt alt design comes with a jacket so it’s v platinum-esque#She has moon earrings if you zoom in closely along with her star clips!#I still like the triangle clips she has cause it’s a more shape but star clips are cool hella regal#I forgot Lucas wore a beret tbh 💀 but translating her hat to a beret was hella fun#also DP color scheme ofc but I changed it up a bit hehehe#her shoes are a reference to palkia in a way! I paid a dumb amount of attention to how Pokémon translates shoes…#But yeee she’s my favorite timeskip design by far along with my Lyra#I have this whole story I’m building up I hope to release one day hopefully aaaa#The Cherry Blossom in the Winter Snow……….#Oh yeah the engagement ring…… she and Ethan are engaged btw 😳#pokemon dppt#pokemon bdsp#YUCK THERES A BDSP TAG NOOOOO gotta do it for the clout
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My personal take on the coalecroux official wedding rings (like they are dating and perhaps decide to do an actual wedding) is that they can look like anything but they must be enchanted. One always feels like the cold side of a pillow and the other always feels like a warm blanket. Yes the former goes to Gideon and the latter to Kremy
#of course you can have the classic one purple one red going to opposite person too#but i feel like even though im sure kremy would LOVE some flashy shit to show off#its not practical for like. cons and fighting#so the ring would have to probably be rather simple#now the ENGAGEMENT RINGS on the other hand#oh buddy. u KNOW its the coolest flashiest thing#they are showing them off to everyone#(mostly for cons or to get free shit or a distraction)#those rings get taken out on date nights and less criminal events#u think Gideon would make the bands himself im sure he could#forged these rings. in the firey passion of love i have for you. and also the regular fire that i naturally have.#aww wait and then kremy can maybe get them enchanted. or like nice-cursed?#excuse me baron can you link these two rings in a gay way#im writing this draft at like 9pm so sorry if this is nonsensical. im going to sleep#text#once upon a witchlight#kremy lecroux#gideon coal#coalecroux
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wasn’t going to post these here initially but i decided to do so!! :))
hoffstrahm fanart <33 coffinshipping my absolutely beloved
close ups below!!
#hoffstrahm#coffinshipping#saw fanart#sawposting#saw fandom#detective mark hoffman#mark hoffman#peter strahm#coffinshipping fanart#hoffstrahm fanart#they’re so gay#oh my goooood#also if one more person draws hoffman skinny i’ll throw hands#no they’re not engaged it’s still peter’s old wedding ring cuz i’m cruel like that#let them cuddle please#my art!!
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Decided to try out some new oil brushes with the disaster man
#black leg sanji#ignore the fire cause that shit wasn’t the purpose of this experiment lmao#also the premise behind this scene is fucking ZoSan cause of course it is#basically he got caught in a storm looking for the local lost moss#said moss ended up in a small boat cause he thought they had to dock farther out cause of coral reefs or something#also the reason the moss was out in a storm was cause franky and usopp made him a tracker ring and he went >:(#it’s part of an accidental fake engagement au I’ve been building in my mind#as always writers and other artists feel free to go ham with this prompt if you want#I’ve got too much shit to crochet for the holidays to do shit else rn lmao#oh fuck I should prolly tag#ZoSan#even if most of the ZoSan content is in the tags 😅#tags are for rambling and occasionally being functional#my art#almost forgot that one whoops
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ok i watched yuri on ice ep 10 and i was like i remember ppl saying smth about ep 10 so i was like hmmmmmm and WHAT. DO YOU FUCKING MEAN. THEY LITERALLY. PROPOSED TO EACH OTHER AHHHAIWUEFHEWUFHLK?????? /pos
VICTOR AND YURI GOT ACTUAL RINGS???? HRHRHEUEJDJDSJ HELLO ???? OH MY GODHDJDJDSJSKSKSMSMSXBJXJDJDJDJDJDEJEKSKDJJDJDKDKDKDKD i was half joking after ep 9 but i cant believe this is real like i cant believe this im shaking my past self by the shoulders
VICTOR ACTAULLY SAYS ITS AN ENGAGEMENT RING OMG AIN TNO WAY AINT NO WAYY IM LAKJWNEFKKLNKAJFNL THEN HE SAYS HE WILL MARRY YURI IF HE WINS A GOLD MEDAL IM LIAUWHERIUEWHARJKWENFJKNFMX,FFNLMLSAKDFJJKWEFWKJ
shoutout to phichit for being the first supporter <333 rest in peace jj
then i find out YURI WAS DRUNK LAST YEAR AND POLE DANCED WITH CHRIS, THEN GRINDED AGAINST VICTOR IN PUBLIC ASKING HIM TO BE HIS COACH IM- AND HE WAS FULLY UNAWARE ABOUT HIS ANTICS TILL NOW?????
#blu liveblogs#yoi ep 10#yuri on ice#i. cannot CANNOT#i can tbleieve this /pos#i ltierally ahd to pause and be like ok wait like#hold on hold ONNNNN#*checks the website*#yeap this is canon#when he went into teh store i was like ooh ok we getting there then#theres all this romantic atmosphere and then he HRAJKWNLEFKJWF PULLS OFF VICTOR'S GLOVE AND SLIDES TEH RING. ONTO. HIS RING FINGER. oh my G#-D DAMN. THEN I WAS LIKE IT BETTER NO TBE ONE SIDED PLEASE PLEASE THERES JUST NO WAY#THEN VICTOR PULLS OUT MATCHING RING AND SLIDES IT ONTO YURI'S FINGER HAWRHEWUIRHWELR#VICTOR HOLDING OUT THE RING ADMIRING IT HAVING HIS MOMENT BY THE WATER TOO HRAWNFKJWEFNLKSDJFK#SAYING NEITHER HE OR YURIO WOULD HAVE THE SAME MOTIVATION IF HE STAYED AND COMPETED#HHHHHHHH#THEN THE DINNER OMFG THE DINNER I WAS LIKE YALL THIS DRAMA#I WAS SO SCARED WHEN SOMEONE NOTICED THE RING BUT NO THEY WERE ALL SUPPORTIVE OMG I WAS LIKE NO WAY!!!! /POS#YES CONGRATS ON THEIR MARRIAGE/ENGAGEMENT#gayest canon ive seen in so long#also THEIR ALKJWNEFKTHIER FUCKING VOWS WHEN THEY PUT ON THE RINGS FOR EACH OTHER IM#oh my god oh my GODDDDDDD#i cant take this#i only had the tiem for one ep today but this healed my soul#also slay yuri taking the initiative#the ending credits were insane i thoroughly enjoyed all the risque drunk pics#thank you yoi for healing me after i watched the latest ep of link click too cause that hurt
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Berger broke up with me on a post-it.
#tv: sex and the city#satcedit#sex and the city#satc#oh char#i'm sorry you got dumped#wanna see my enormous engagement ring two or three times?#also#as always#berger sucks#character: charlotte york#character: carrie bradshaw#character: miranda hobbes#character: samantha jones#things i made
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do love how this is an asoiaf blog but i did not put either show in my top 10 this is the world we live in
#the only season that really compares to the book is season 1.#the rest even when they’re engaging have changed something that feels so central to the hook that i’m mad aksjd.#getting on my soap box#if iwtv s3 is good it may knock someone out. probably qaf.#bsg is p high up there i just think season 4 really suffered on pacing & the suspicious nature of who dies annoyed me.#veep is also very high up there tbh i need to rewatch it. the thing is. as we know. i am a romantic at heart and amy & jonah have my favorit#sitcom relationship. veep has genuinely one of the best finales to ever exist but i’m a sap.#and amy coming back to tell jonah that he made her realize she doesn’t actually have to expect the worst from life. oh my god.#also superstore >>> parks & rec >>> the office bc superstore never romanticized the hell of their job#amy quitting her corporate job when she realized she would never be able to make the changes she wanted within the system she was always#going to compromise too much and wind up like jeff. glenn reopening his dad’s hardware shop & specifically who goes w him & who stays w gina#at the store? it has what the other two lack which is characters that feel like they keep existing after you stop watching#BECAUSE the way they interacted with the world was so real and so much more realistic. amy can’t fix the system but she can find a job that#she doesn’t feel is so soul sucking. glenn may be choosing a harder path by reopening the hardware store but it’s the one that makes him#most fulfilled. gina just gets to make money and be bossy w people who do what they’re told. that rings so true to me.#i almost out bojack horseman in here too actually but once again i think the last season just needed to be a tad longer just like bsg.#also same issue w pitch as w bly manor - it’s an amazingly written season of tv but it’s ONE season of tv#big brother as always outsells yes i am hoping to tempt some of u into watching by posting dan & ian in the dog costume#i have that gif and the ‘sit’ scene saved on my phone always
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ladies!!!!! I get to see my family in like 2 hours!!!
#also the man in the airport next to me is meticulously designing and ordering an engagement ring over the phone :)#oh nvm it’s an anniversary ring#and there’s a dog#and I got cajun fries#HAHA now a couple next to me is talking about how the guy got held up for forever in TSA because a bag full of sauces exploded over a candle#that was also in the bag and TSA was deeply concerned about the mysterious gloppy object#and the girl is wearing all black and she said they asked her whose funeral she just went to#am enjoying the way they tell stories to each other
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Steven’s out-of-context bluntness vs Alain’s 2 hours of sleep (and lack of comprehension skills he usually has with Steven)
oh right and timeskip
#incombustibleshipping#daiala#pokemon#pokemon steven#champion steven#pokemon alain#trainer alain#theyre so... blorbish#timeskip daiala are like... quickly growing on me#i love all phases of daiala be it past present or future but theyre just so........#couple years into the future where steven has his own branch of devon in kalos (im pretty sure i stole that from someone) and#and theyre just vibin#i promise you alain is happy he's just very tired and will go take a very nice nap after this#they're both running off of 2 hours of sleep its just one of them is way better at hiding it#oh yeah glasses daigo#he gets glasses to replace contacts bc why not#this also means return of blue-yellow eyes daigo#my beloved#and look before you gush about hte ring its not an engagement ring this time its a promise ring#also dont ask me why daigo has his rings over his gloves he just does
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The temptation to vague about something in the milgram-confessions blog because its something thats bothered me for Actual Years about certain fandoms vs letting it go because when it is brought up its actually done somewhat tastefully and reasonably which makes me happy and this anon probably didnt mean it in the incredibly bad faith way I keep on seeing it be repeated so really Im getting upset over nothing.
#the answer is: ramble a bit in the tags just to get it out of my system#for some elaboration: Im asian! I have a knee jerk reaction when people go 'the westerners are projecting their values onto the east again'#because 9/10 of the times someone does that they're an American who wants to justify their weird racism/homophobia#by using the idea that asian countries (especially Japan) are backwards and/or ignorant but disguising it as 'being mindful of their cultur#and also then homogenizing them and pretending their all a monolith to be assholes to people!#and/or completely dismiss any possible criticism or interpretation for a series as a cultural values thing#this one fucks me up especially because usually there IS Merit in those interpretations/criticisms#but a concerning amount of people then go 'oh your just pushing your cultural values onto them' as a smokescreen to be a bunch of assholes#and/or discredit their ideas because Clearly All (insert x group here) think EXACTLY THE SAME and BELIEVE FULLY in whatever cultural#idea their using to justify this behavior#Ive Seen actual good discussion on differences in culture!#especially in another fandom of mine#but the worse option has happened so much that when I hear someone say those words alarm bells start ringing#its bad faith! I know its bad faith! But Ive engaged the worse option in good faith and came out wanting to punch someone A Lot More#Ive seen actually good faith discussions of cultural difference in this fandom sometimes! Its really nice but It scares me#cause im just Waiting for Someone to come in and ruin it#can you guys tell ive seen too many bad anime video essays? Ive seen too many bad anime video essays.
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people really falling for Big Blood Diamond like why are you mad that your engagement ring is just 38$ because you think it's a reflection of how little your fiancé cares about you? he literally proposed? whats in a ring
#im so ??? like. i didnt think people were still so old fashioned like that#“oh itll tarnish so quickly!!!” ok? buy a new ring?#idk my wedding bands are silicone because i worked at an industrial setting and didnt wanna get degloved#so theyre cheap ass rings we have to replace every year or so because they stretch#i also dont have an engagement ring and wouldnt want one#but i guess this is all about communication like me and my spouse are very aligned on this and would rather spend $ on other stuff#'but you can get rings as cheap as 100!' ok i want to have a fancy restaurant meal instead#somebody shut me up
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kinda fucked up to make chrobin be in the dead end world and lucina in the world that doesn't get destroyed since yk..... it was the reverse in awakening
#also kinda funny that the implication in engage that seeing lucina in your world means everything is going to be OK#vs seeing chrom without his daughter means oh we're fucked#like TECHNICALLY lucina came from the deadend timeline but if she didn't the future would've been fucked#so yeah makes sense for her to appear to give hope to alear over chrom#fe17#fire emblem engage#i say timeline but it's technically a different world iirc#when i want to try out strategies with other people with lucina#but her paralogue helping alear challenge their fate makes me keep her ring on alear a little longer#fell xenologue
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