#office 21

[abdelus-blog]

https://pnkey.site

[duranian]

im obsessed with him

[bleue-flora]

So um, in light of my last post I was inspired to look into other dsmp people's ages because I feel like we don’t really think about it too often and oh does it make things interesting…

Just for reference and consideration, here are some United States Legal Age Minimums:

Drive: 16-18

Adult: 18-21

Vote: 18

Drink Alcohol: 21

Political Office: 25 (Representative) 30 (Senator) 35 (President)

Military: 17-18

Also Note: On average the brain is scientifically not fully developed until age 25 - and oh wouldn't you know it 90% of the server fall under that, meaning no wonder we have a bunch of wars their prefrontal cortex isn't fully developed and wouldn't you know it that part of the brain is responsible for regulating attention, behavior, and emotion as well as the processing that Actions Have Consequences... huh whelp that makes sense.

Anyways… age data is below (I didn't do everyone nor every event - nobody got time for that ;D... I didn't have time for this to begin with lol...) But I specifically want to highlight that not only was Dream 21 from Jan-Aug of his Imprisonment, but Sam was also 21 till Jun, and Quackity was literally 20 while he was daily torturing Dream... 20?! They were roughly a year apart, all of them so close. Like can you imagine, treating your peer like that? Sam is like a couple months older than Dream and that's it. Quackity can't even drink legally in the United States. That's insane...

(* to signify canonical Immortality)

Ok, so the full list of members and ages is at the bottom, but first, here are so key events I picked just to highlight their ages at the time.

Server Creation - April 24, 2020

GeorgeNotFound - 23 Callahan - 23 Dream - 20 Sapnap - 19

L'Manberg War - August 2, 2020

BadBoyHalo - 25 WilburSoot - 23 GeorgeNotFound - 23 Callahan - 23 Punz - 23 Eret - 21 Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 20 Fundy - 20 Skeppy - 20 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 19 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 17 Purpled - 16 Tubbo - 16 Tommy - 16

Pogtopia vs Manberg War - November 16th, 2020

Philza - 32* BadBoyHalo - 25 HBomb - 26 WilburSoot - 24 GeorgeNotFound - 24 Callahan - 23 Punz - 23 Karl Jacobs -22 Antfrost - 22 CaptainPuffy - 22 Eret - 21 Technoblade - 21* Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21 Connor - 21 Schlatt - 21 Fundy - 21 Skeppy - 20 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 19 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 18 Purpled - 17 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 16 Tommy - 16

Exile - December 4, 2020

Ghostbur - 24 Technoblade - 21* Dream - 21 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 16 Tommy - 16

Doomsday - January 6, 2021

Philza - 32* HBomb - 27 Callahan - 23 Punz - 23 CaptainPuffy - 22 Eret - 21 Technoblade - 21* Dream - 21 Fundy - 21 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 20 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 18 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 17 Tommy - 16

Disc Confrontation - January 20, 2021

HBomb - 27 BadBoyHalo - 25 Callahan - 24 Punz - 23 Antfrost - 22 CaptainPuffy - 22 Eret - 22 Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 20 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 18 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 17 Tommy - 16

Quackity’s First Prison Visit - March 16, 2021

Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21 Quackity - 20

Techno's Visit- June 6, 2021

Technoblade - 22* Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21

Jailbreak - November 28, 2021

Philza - 33* HBomb - 27 BadBoyHalo - 26 George - 25 Callahan - 24 Punz - 24 Karl Jacobs - 23 Antfrost - 23 CaptainPuffy - 23 Foolish Gamers - 22 Eret - 22 Technoblade - 22* Awesamdude - 22 Dream - 22 Connor - 22 Fundy - 22 Skeppy - 21 Hannahxxrose - 21 Ponk - 21 Quackity - 20 Sapnap - 20 Niki Nihachu - 20 Jack Manifold - 19 Purpled - 18 Ranboo - 18 Tubbo - 17 Tommy - 17

Comprehensive List From Oldest to Youngest: Name - Date of Birth (Current Age) - [Join Date] Age when Joined

Philza- March 1, 1988 (36) – [Nov 16, 2020]  32 *Immortal*

HBomb- Jan 4, 1994 (30) – [Sept 22, 2020]  26

BadBoyHalo- April 2, 1995 (28) – [May 19, 2020]  25

Wilbur- Sept 14, 1996 (27) – [July 12, 2020] 23

GeorgeNotFound- Nov 1, 1996 (27) – [April 24, 2020]  23

Callahan- Jan 19, 1997 (27) – [April 24, 2020]  23 

Punz- Jan 31, 1997 (27) – [July 7, 2020]  23  

Karl Jacobs- July 19, 1998 (25) – [Aug 26, 2020]  22 

Antfrost- Aug 27, 1998 (25) – [Sep 5, 2020]  22 

Captain Puffy- Sept 18, 1998 (25) – [Nov 16, 2020]  22

Foolish Gamers- Dec 18, 1998 (25) – [Jan 16, 2021]  22 *Immortal*

Eret- Jan 9, 1999 (25) – [July 19, 2020]  21

Technoblade- June 1, 1999 (23) – [Sept 22, 2020]  21 *Immortal*

Awesamdude - June 8, 1999 (24) – [April 28, 2020]  20 

Dream - Aug 12, 1999 (24) – [April 24, 2020]  20

Connor- Aug 26, 1999 (24) – [Nov 16, 2020]  21

Schlatt- Sept 10, 1999 (24) – [Sept 20, 2020]  21 

Fundy- Oct 10, 1999 (24) – [July 7, 2020]  20 

Skeppy- Jan 17, 2000 (24) – [July 18, 2020]  20 

Ponk- April 18, 2000 (23) – [May 7, 2020]  20 

Quackity- Dec 28, 2000 (23) – [Aug 11, 2020]  19 

Sapnap- March 1, 2001 (23) – [April 24, 2020]  19 

Niki Nihachu- Nov 3, 2001 (22) – [Aug 6, 2020]  18 

Jack Manifold- Aug 14, 2002 (21) – [Aug 3, 2020]  17 

Purpled- Oct 24, 2003 (20) – [July 9, 2020]  16

Ranboo- Nov 2, 2003 (20) – [Nov 17, 2020]  17 

Tubbo- Dec 23, 2003 (20) – [July 7, 2020]  16 

Tommy- April 9, 2004 (19) – [July 4, 2020]  16 

They are all babies confirmed... things make so much more sense... brain development guys it's important ;)

[stuckinapril]

I just know I’m gonna struggle in my later years bc I don’t wanna get married I don’t want kids I just wanna rawdog life and be a hot milf

[blissful-indigo]

Forever 30 Sneak Peek - Lyndsey's Home Office

In the Forever 30 film, Lyndsey has a brand-new home office and editing studio complete with a green screen for filming. What does she make there? You'll have to watch to find out. Part of her story of turning 30 includes not being afraid to start over (yet again) and try something new.

Since most of the Nelsons' home is decorated with neutral colors, I opted for neutral + pops of color for Lyndsey's office since she spends so much time there. Really, I should give credit to Zack. In the film, the new office is his doing... but that's all I can say without revealing too much of the plot before the project is out.

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Trump's "Complete Unfitness For Office"

Mitch McConnell, Senate Majority Leader, says " MAGA movement is completely wrong" and Reagan "wouldn't recognize" Trumps GOP.

[beautifulinternetwhispers]

Eyeshield 21 offical art

[cementcornfield]

Tee's been busy this offseason 🔥

[diwns]

snowy day.

[theygender]

Apparently my job incorrectly changed my state on my W4 without my knowledge or consent last year and now I owe a LOT of money in unpaid state taxes since they weren't withholding them from my paycheck like they were supposed to 😭

[rwac96]

Prompt

Original au

Pornhub meme

Office AU: CEO AU

Son Gohan is at work when someone sends him a video link to something. Come to find out that it’s a video on the hub by none other than the CEO Vomi.

*Son Gohan sat at his desk, working on daily reports, until he got a ding on his email*

Gohan: "Hmm?" *he moves his mouse over, clicking on his email and seeing his latest message* "Who sent this?" *he clicks the link, opening to The 'Hub* "W-What the...?"

*There was a video on his desktop, the image of a certain auburn-haired woman squatting over an obscenely sized dildo*

Gohan: *pales* "M-Ms. Vomi?!"

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*the curvy CEO impales herself upon the dildo, squealing in delight*

Vomi: "Ooh, fuck!!" *began riding it* "Ooh, yess!! Haaah, just like thaaat~!!!"

[hella1975]

yes this is a natural series of events when you've worked at the same place for over a year and it also happens to have RIDICULOUSLY quick turnover where very few people wind up staying on consistently, but ive become one of the Experienced Waitresses That Knows What They're Doing at my job and we very suddenly have a lot of New Teenagers That Have Never Done This Before and it's just. insane to me. bc when i started my job i was SO intimidated like it truly is a big very fast-paced place where everyone has to pull their weight (ie you need to be able to do the coffee station and work the floor and run food and help on bar) and the customers are particularly wankerish so the more Experienced Staff that had been there for a while were like mini gods to me. like truly i thought they were so cool and smart and unbothered and now that's me. i have a gaggle of 17 year olds constantly asking me how to do things and I KNOW THE ANSWER. on a government wage no less

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Venture brothers has ended a d you get the call to do the final season. What's your outline?

Dean goes back to school and takes to super science like a duck takes to water. He gets mixed up with the wrong crowd and has to make a choice whether to major in Protagonism or Antagonism. As the grandson of both Jonas Venture Sr and Force Majuere, he faces immense pressure from both sides. As Mantilla's test tube son, he is the heir apparent to the Guild of Calamitous Intent, and the new Council has their eyes on him.

Hank crashes at his Uncle Monarch's place for a semester and becomes 21's unofficial Number 2, a surrogate 24-in-training. He's not committed to being evil, he's just looking for something to do and a Guild internship happened to come open. He and Dermott are assigned together as Sub-EMA Level 1 arches, a GCI jarhead vs an OSI grunt.

Sally Impossible returns. Before JJ died, they eloped in a private ceremony, so she's Sally Venture now. She learned she was pregnant shortly after his funeral, and gave birth to Jonas Venture III on Spider Skull Island. He and his half brother Rocket (son of Richard Impossible) are real whiz kids, super genius child savants who give Dean a run for his money when they enroll in the same classes. Jonas III is the big man on campus, everybody loves him; there's a lot of legacy nepotism attached to the Venture name, and he hogs the limelight from his cousin, which may be what pushes him towards villainy.

Rusty is pushing 60 and wants nothing more than to retire from super science once and for all, but his attempts to make peace with Malcolm fall on deaf ears. The Monarch would be lost without him.

Augustus St. Cloud rises through the Guild ranks and becomes unequally matched against Billy and Pete White. He can either choose a new arch, or collude with the OSI to help boost his enemies up to his new level. They don't have what it takes to drive in the super science fast lane, so Rusty takes them under his wing, which is a complete disaster; the blind leading the blind.

[ionlyeathumanmeat]

working from home ;)

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

Does anyone have any success stories about leaving a stable job in your 30s and finding something better?

[sallytwo]

every 3-6 months my opinon on nick locarno does a complete 180. it’s like hey buddy ✌️😁