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josiahtubbs · 2 months

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Ballard SeafoodFest

#food festival #fry bread tacos #off the Rez #Seattle food #where ya at Matt?

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llamaisllama777 · 13 days

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Who do you think will die next in the Sun and Moon show. (If someone does die in the Sun and Moon show soon, soon one who isn't Creator.)

#sun and moon show #tsams #lunar and earth show #laes #laes taurus #tsams dark sun #tsams nexus #tsams sven #tsams sven good creator #tsams ruin #laes leo #I just feel like Leo is expendable and maybe the first Astral to die to show off either Rez #power or Nexus' or Cetus'#tsams jack #tsams poll #laes poll

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mirapteo · 1 year

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crypto: my girl is mad at me i hope i die

#based off of a pub game i had earlier 😔#IT WAS A LVL 400 LIFELINE TOO??????#LIFELINEEEEEE REZ MEEEEEE LIFEELINEEEEEEEEEEE #lifehack #crypto apex legends #apex legends #apex fanart #apex #my art ♡#apex crypto #apex lifeline #lifeline apex legends #cryptline

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1angeleveryday-ish · 1 year

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Another steeple angel

#click for full rez cuz tumblr be like that #angel #eyes #1angeleveryday-ish #blood #that is hair #i like to imagine an angel appears and its as tall as a church #and its like “oh no im nakey” and breaks off the steeple and contorts itself into it #or some angels could just look like this entierly

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scionshtola · 4 months

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i really hope they never take resurrection from smn…let me do one thing that’s helpful ahdhdjs

#besides exploding enemies obv #i guess there’s rekindle but that’s like a set it and forget it #smn is kinda brain off except when i have to rez ppl pls don’t take it from me agshdjskdk #i need a text post tag

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ghostsandfools · 1 month

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Taurus listening to “eyes without a face” or “mask of my own face” or really any songs about faces like that, thinking about Rez.

#Off topic but “eyes without a face” is the first Billy idol song I’ve ever heard #So he wasn’t like fucked up or problematic right????????#Anyways #tsams #sun and moon show #laes #the lunar and earth show #laes taurus #taurus x rez #laes rez

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shalpilot · 1 month

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my brain. is so fried now. woag. i’m going back again to help other ppl get the mounts tomorrow … i also want the dyeable version of my top even tho it’s cute as is

diadem and youtube video now. holy shit

#ggp #‘shal did you do them synced’ ……lalala…………. ^3^#i think i understood the titan knockbacks a little by the end #the rocks phase i could not tell you how i survived i blacked out and I was still mostly standing #i did have to play a little selfishly for some parts so i could like. be alive to rez HAHA #god i love white mage tho #so easy … yeay #AND HOW MANY TIMES DID I DASH OFF THE EDGE?#ZEROOOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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quasi-normalcy · 10 months

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#Just read a disquieting rumour that my ex was faking being indigenous.#Which...#I mean #I didn't see the evidence #All that I know is that this call-out post went up about 9 months ago in indigenous facebook groups #and my ex's entire online presence was apparently immediately scrubbed afterwards #which i'm only learning just now because honestly i've broken off all contact with them and with the rest of their friends #but like...it kinda wouldn't surprise me?#but the thing was they were an extremely militant decolonization activist #like they would go on long angry rants about appropriation and 'pretendians' and how terrible they were #but also like...they didn't really identify as indigenous until i think a year or so into our relationship?#and at the time i just figured ''whatever they're reconnecting with their roots''#(I'm not indigenous; I don't know how these things work)#but then they started speaking sporadically in a fake accent when around other Native people and going on about how 'Rez' they were #and like...'Rez'. Mate.#I know for a fact that you grew up in a $10 million house in Hawaii #(at least I assume it was a fact)#And they were a big fan of using social justice arguments and language as a pretext for abusing me.#And if it was a lie then. Well. It would be very much in character for them let me just say.#Like they lied constantly to other people. I just...I guess I assumed that I was an exception?#Or that they wouldn't lie about the big stuff. Especially when they acted so vociferously angry about it.#But yeah. Trying to assume the absolute most marginalised social identity they can for clout sounds very much like something they would do.

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crnl-chicken-tots · 8 months

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The first and last time Ushijima lets either one of them ride a horse with him.

BONUS:

#click for better quality #in case tumblr doesn't like my rez and all that #haikyuu!!#ushijima wakatoshi #hinata shōyō #kageyama tobio #shiratorizawa #all three of them share a braincell #i LOVE them for that though #art #crnl's journal #VERY long tags #alright here's the pitch:#ushijima recalls their first visit and how obsessed they were with the horses and thinks #hm since they held their promise i should invite them over for a horseback lesson as a treat #ushijima loans them “borrowed” jackets and helmets and boots from the locker room for them to use #kageyama claims to have rode one before and ushijima doesn't think to ask about when #hinata has never rode one so ushijima sticks with him to explain the process #not even five minutes after letting kageyama out of his sight he gets thrown off his horse #hinata falls off his from laughing so hard at kageyama #and ushijima sits there looking at both of them for a minute #he's not sure if he's more disappointed in them or himself #both horses run away but he has to get them back to the maingrounds #obviously that means throwing them over his horse like sacks of potatoes draping a dazed hinata over an embarrassed kageyama #he won't admit it but out of the entire afternoon the first ten minutes were his favorite #to make it easier on him he asks for help from tendou and gets it from about five of the boys #simply put it did not go very well

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echthr0s · 3 months

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holy shit lmao

#ffxiv #this is incredible #apparently people are getting around it by having some ppl die earlier in the fight #then rezzing them and them waiting to accept rez until curtain call is about to go off and they invuln-buff their way through it #which is fucking clever but like. my god lmao

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sezja · 2 years

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Had a healer mock me for popping Lucid Dreaming at 50% MP

Darling. Dearest. I would rather use it WHILE I STILL HAVE MP TO USE.

#i wouldn't have needed it if i wasn't having to rez mage #scraped this healer off the floor three times #and they have the nerve to 'lucid's for when you're a lot lower'#shut. <3 #game vent

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undercityrezident · 5 months

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I just went out to grab lunch and had to watch a customer continuously and ungraciously berating an employee serving them their food. Considering I've gone through the same thing when I used to work at a restaurant, it took every bit of restraint in my soul not to speak up and tell the asshole off myself, but I knew that would only make the situation worse for them (I know that through experience, though I am grateful for those customers who did stick up for me during my time behind the counter, even if it did escalate the situation at the time).

This just confirms how I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever consider going back into food service as a job. I can't stand the idea of it. Getting paid a pittance for constant verbal abuse and for a litany of tasks that you're constantly short-staffed for.

I felt really bad for the employee and wanted to say a few words to him, but the irate customer in question was still in earshot and I didn't want to ignite the argument again. Instead, I just tried to give him an understanding look and gave him a bigger tip than usual for his trouble.

#Rez Rants #Been a while since I used that tag #Fuck off anyone who disrespects food service or retail employees #There's a special circle of hell reserved just for you

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yung-goos · 6 months

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when the evil murdering blacksmith hits you with hammers and stabs you with her many knives and all you have to fend her off with is your trusty frying pan, your emotional support pet made of fire, and and insatiable hunger for spicy food, becoming an unkillable god in the process

#backpack battles #this match went on for so fucking long it was so funny. fatigue was hitting for like 45 lmasomgg #I keep finding obscure indie games that I love #god I'ma be eating SO good this year #also if you play double axe gem blacksmith #hammer daggers #pyro rez builds #or just blacksmith in general fuck you dont talk to me #unless you doing something different/off meta

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just-about-nothing · 2 years

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i love when people who’ve never been around smokers write a character who smokes

it’s usually kinda obvious throughout the fic but sometimes you don’t realize until they say something that is just like….. honey. please go into a gas station any gas station & look at the selection behind the counter

#i rant #this post brought to you by the phrase ‘cheap marlboro’#here’s the thing. while there’s some variation among individual brands re: price you’re not gonna have huge variations #to make say filtered marlboros the expensive ones and unfiltered the cheap ones. there’ll be maybe a dollar’s difference maybe less #but also your character’s broke? theyre smoking pall malls #and if theyre living in the western us theyre probably buying off the rez (not applicable to this fic but still)#also a good number of states have minimum price lists for cigs online so that’s also a great starting point #the thing is. like any subculture each brand has its own ‘thing’ associated w it #so like i would never have a macho character smoke light cigarettes or lucky strikes both of which are more associated w women #so for a really macho dude eg frank castle to smoke that shit? naw #in this way the character in question (jason todd) smoking marlboros is something i accept as in character. but theyre not cheap #in jersey btw the minimum price for marlboros ranges from $9.44-10.30 #which is on the higher end in that state #the cheapest cigs in jersey are a brand called this which i’ve never heard of for $5.03 #i grew up w my dad smoking kamel reds which were always on the pricer end of things. they’re like $7.50 nm rez prices. goin for $12.17 in nj #anyway!#oh. this looks like it’s a korean brand. very interesting

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jademight · 1 year

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This might be the brainrot setting in (again) but

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CHARACTER ASSASSINATION MUMMY RETURNS DID ON MY BOY IMHOTEP--

#;ooc tag #MY MAN WASN'T EVIL ON MAIN. HE WAS JUST ANGRY AND IN LOVE #WHY IS HE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN THE SECOND ONE #WHY DOES HE WANT THE ARMY OF ANUBIS. WHY DOES HE ACT LIKE HE WANTED TO DO THAT ALL ALONG #HE JUST WANTED TO GET LAID WITH HIS BELOVED #like mummy returns is a fun time....if you just turn your brain off lmfao #bc the plot is so fuckin bonkers #OH EVY IS REINCARNATED ACTUALLY. RICK'S A MEDJAI NOW. ANCK SU NAMUN IS ALSO REINCARNATED WOULDN'T JA KNOW!!!#AND IMHOTEP IS BARELY PHASED BY IT????#MY DUDE WEREN'T YOU TRYING TO SACRIFICE EVY SO YOU COULD REZ HER #WHY ARE YOU NOW LIKE 'oh hello IDENTICAL COPY of THE LOVE OF MY LIFE'#ALSO WHY DOES HE HAVE TELEKINESIS ALL OF A SUDDEN #AHHHHHHHHHHH #anyway shout out to that month / two months I wrote Imhotep #that was fun #love me a jaded old mummy

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canthaveshitingotham · 8 months

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i felt really guilty approaching my mom when i was 17 or so with like sorry this seems completely out of nowhere but i kind of feel like i was born broken and i crave recreational drugs so bad that i would throw my life away and sometimes i want to die really badly amyway. and i thought she would be really scared cause ive only known her as a very responsible and dedicated parent who wanted to keep me safe from that kind of thing. but she seemed unsurprised and i slowly learned that like the past 3 generations of women in our family before her had been that way i was not inventing shit

#you can take the girl off the rez etc

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