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when i blacklist something because i don't care about it i never feel compelled to open the posts and they just wash over me like white noise. when i blacklist something because i actively dislike it i end up opening that damn post like 85% of the time just to go yep. hated that.

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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holy shit

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Quality time with a squid mum 🦑

For decades, marine biologists assumed that all squids laid their eggs in clusters on the seafloor, where the eggs developed and hatched without any help from their parents. However, MBARI scientists discovered that some female deep-sea squid, like this Gonatus onyx, brood their eggs by carrying them between their arms until the young hatch and swim away. ⁠ ⁠ Gonatus females will have approximately 2,000 to 3,000 eggs in a sheath between their arms for as long as nine months. During this time, they are unable to feed and must rely on stored fats from previous meals. This observation of the first known parental care behavior by squid was also an important discovery made possible by the use of MBARI’s remotely operated vehicles.

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Pelicans very genrous birds rent out mouth for cheap party space. Very fun and safety place! bring friends of all sorts have gethering in pelican mouth. Make Extra Fun be a theme partyy of Pot Luck by have with bringing food to share also in pelican mouth. Big Space!! party so much fun in above picture that roof is literal being raise. you want party happiness yes?? trust in pelican

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this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

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people act like 20-22 year olds are adults who should be fully responsible and knowledgeable and with it and it’s like have you ever been 20, 21, 22? i knew nothing, i woke up every day dumb as rocks and made every bad choice possible until i went to bed

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how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

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Okay

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title drop 😳

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Antique Czech Glass Charms

(c. 1890s-1930s)

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Cheltenham Bold Italic