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somebody check up on him, please






(via miles' IG stories, 26.10.2023)
#he's going through it again#miles kane#beady eye#soul love#off at the next exit#see ya when i see ya
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♪ Worldwide - Big Time Rush
I'm gonna be honest- these episodes kind of fell apart while I was making this. The more I re-wrote the story for it's second draft the less this version made sense and the less interested I was to work on it. I have not much else to say except sorry this part is kinda iffy and sorry it took so long. I promise you I'll make up for this in the next episode I PROMISE
Notes on both episodes under the cut!
Sweden Sour
* (I think it’d be really funny if Cody just doesn’t talk at all this episode. Not a word. Just nods and head shakes and depressed faces.)
* Cody’s incredibly depressed after Noah’s elimination. Sierra’s over the moon, though. She sees Cody depressed and gives him a tight side hug, petting his head. She tries consoling him with “I know you’re sad, but it’s ok! At least I’m still here~.” Cody starts sobbing, head in hands. Heather is sick of this already.
* The teams get their “ibuilda” pieces and the Amazons argue on what it’s supposed to be. Cody stares at the pieces for a few seconds before the light briefly re enters his eyes. He starts building. Courtney tells him to stop but Heather tells her he’s obviously got it, so let him work. They start helping him build… something.
* Once the Amazons are done, Heather, Sierra and Courtney take a step back to see what they’ve built. It’s a giant wooden Noah head. Their faces drop. Heather is filled with murderous rage.
* We built Noah’s face (We’re gonna take first place) Cause we built Noah’s faaaace
* Tyler’s jumper would be white.
* Cody doesn’t sing in this number. Chris notices and stares at him threateningly. He reluctantly hums the chorus and Chris takes what he can get.
* (Alejandro takes off his shirt to pull the boat like a freak. Duncan is unfazed and Tyler will deny it if you ask him if he blushed.)
* Sierra hits Noah’s Head hard enough it falls over on its side and suggests sawing off the side to ride in him like a boat. Heather and Courtney agree to this. Cody has no comment.
* Duncan and Alejandro don't bother bending over backwards to please Tyler. Duncan makes himself captain and no one argues.
* When the Amazons go to pick a captain, Courtney grabs the hat and declares herself captain without input. Heather tries to argue but Courtney argues back- Cody is in no condition, no one trusts Sierra and Heather took control the last challenge so this time she’s in charge. Heather reluctantly backs down.
* Amazons catch up to team Chris in the water. Alejandro sees them approach and makes note of Cody’s face, making fun of him for being so upset about “the Noah thing”. Cody furrows his eyebrows and points furiously at Chris’s boat. Courtney agrees that yes, they should shoot their boat.
* It doesn’t matter who wins the challenge since it’s a non elimination round, but I want to say the Amazons persevere. The massage helps Cody enough that he’s not stone faced next episode at least.
Aftermath III (Aftermath Aftermayhem)
* Gwen, Owen and Noah are introduced together. Gwen walks out first and Owen, hugging Noah to the point of lifting him off the ground, walks behind her.
* Geoff asks what all that’s about and Gwen responds that Owen refused to let him go until Noah “understood just how sorry he was”. Noah insists he forgives him, but Owen still won’t let him go.
* The Owen square is replaced by the Tyler square. The prompt is survive. (The hosts throw a bunch of debris at the contestant for thirty seconds and if they dodge everything they move on.)
* (For brevity’s sake, assume all of the contestants that participated in the board game in the original episode participated here [with the exception of Tyler, who is replaced with Owen]. They all get eliminated the same way as well, Noah getting got by aliens, Owen falling down the booby trap square and Beth making it to the final question.)
* When Beth gets stumped on the last question (What was Duncan's band called) Noah yells at her, frustrated: “Oh my- It’s Der Schnitzel Kickers, Beth!!” Confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling.
* (He knows this because Cody had mentioned it in a conversation after the London challenge.)
* Noah initially complains about winning the game, but Owen reminds him that he gets to see Cody again and he shuts up immediately.
* “Noah wins!” “Wasn’t he disquali-” “NOAH WINS!! Let’s wrap it up. We’re done here.”
#world tour but noco are the only ones kissing#wtbnatook : main#total drama#total drama world tour#tdwt#total drama noah#td noah#total drama cody#td cody#cody anderson#noco#total drama noco#td noco#I am aware eliminating Noah just to bring him back after an episode is cheap i know. believe me this gets rectified in the second draft#for now I need you to go with the flow#ESPECIALLY cause the next episode makes this worth it#do you think they've been thinking about eachother worldwide (yes they have)#They're never as far away as it may seem (no)#soon they'll be together- they'll pick up right where they left off!#for real though the next episode is stacked as hell#im so exited to be moving on from these two and get into my favorite episode of the rewrite
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Made some 100% lore friendly Pit Vault Vipers. As usual, craft them at the chem bench under utility, or just grab them with the console.
GOOGLE DRIVE LINK
#my mods#fallout#fallout 4#if the forehead version is giving you issues just enter and exit looksmenu or something it will fix it#next time i get time off im going to make some proper matswaps but for now you can play with this
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become self absorbed in your own art. every time my pen touches paper i make a masterpiece, every project i start is the best thing ive ever made until 20 mins later when i make something else. I'm over here mimicking art styles of artists who're either long dead or way more successful than me except im doing it better. My audience consists of myself and like a handful of people who share whatever metal illness i got and we all clap and hoot and hollar when a new art happens.
#dumb babbles#art#I got today off because my machine at work broke and I've been drawing for almost 10 hours on/off#i have once again started something that i think is gonna be my next favorite thing and I'm so exited
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guy who just drove on the freeway for the first time
#sky dot txt#it was not even a mile i think i just got on and then got off at the next exit to go home but. yippee i did it
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Jean calling Ruby selfish when she was the one singular member of the triangle to think of any of the kids involved *facepalms*. And this entire situation was a direct parallel to the fire that killed her mum and her sister, that Ruby survived because her dad thought she was her sister. Again, she's the second choice. Which is such a painful parallel. Love Patrick comforting her, I have always adored Patrick Trueman.
It's even worse when someone was selfish at a time like this Jean, and that was Stacey. Her giving Martin that ultimatum and refusing to leave - I do not have the words. Time and place. Had Stacey just gone with Martin when he cleared the way and had that conversation outside, five kids would still have their father (figure) right now. Instead, Arthur has lost both of his dads, Roman will never remember his dad, Bex hasn't seen her dad in person in ages and never will again, Hope will never get the father-daughter bond through her teenage years like Bex did, Lily at least got to tell him that she loved him one last time. Stacey and Martin would have the future they talked about had she left with him then.
The first baby born in Eastenders, dies on the 40th anniversary as another baby is born. Bittersweet.
I hope Ruby brings Roman to the allotment, where Martin did the memorial for Lou Lou ; the baby that they lost, so he can colour a stone for his Daddy too. I doubt eastenders will do this because it's to do with Ruby, but they remembered the tree Kush planted for his and Shabnam's baby boy recently, so who knows.
#eastenders#martin fowler#ruby allen#yesterday turned me off stacey ngl and I've been a stacey girl since childhood#lacey was brilliant as always tonight she is an absolute powerhouse#not looking forward to the shit ruby is going to get from here until her exit#she asked so many times even tried to push stacey to go for martin in her first full ep back#martin was the one who pursued the relationship with her#but ruby is going to be the “villain” for coming between them#don't like what lily looking out on ruby from the window is implying about the rest of rubys stint#ruby is definitely going to be the one who overhears the thing next week and it'll be stacey saying something about her & martin
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The heat is finally off (my landlord controls the baseboard heater temp. in my building) and waking up in a chilly apartment has given me a factory reset
#some problems aside my current place has been a lot safer and less stressful than my last one#like yes the wasps and the giant centipedes drove me out but also the creep next door#that fucker tried to barge into my place when maintenance made lighting fixture repairs#then kept peeking out to stare at me whenever he heard me exiting or entering my place#so you can imagine my elation to be here in relative quiet with Sabine#I rotated staying with my mom & strawberrynoir off and on while I searched for a new apartment and found this place#sorry for the tag essay but the memory of that burns me up ! I didnt say anything at the time because I didnt wanna worry anyone ;;#text post
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so i was watching some of my dashcam footage that i deliberately saved bc of Calgary Driver Shenanigans taking place in proximity to me and i straight up hate people who brake-check so much
pulling that shit is so dangerous, even at "low" speeds. and even if someone is riding your asshole hard, you don't brake-check them. as soon as you do a brake-check, you have now made yourself the more reckless driver in that equation.
you should never, ever do something to deliberately cause a collision when operating heavy machinery.
like, i cannot even fathom the kind of self-absorbed loser you have to be to play chicken like that in a way that could get someone fucking killed.
just... like... i keep thinking back to this accident that happened here one or two years ago, where a pick-up truck brake-checked a minivan on the highway in less than ideal driving conditions and the van spun out, and then rolled multiple times into the ditch, and one of the children in the van was ejected. the pick-up truck didn't even stop and as far as i'm aware was never even found. like that driver fucking killed a kid.... and for what? the driver of the van maybe pissed them off? was driving a bit too close? like please, if you are someone who brake-checks because you assume you'll be just fine if you get hit bc "lol i'm insured" you should always assume that the worse possible outcome could happen. when operating heavy machinery going more than 20mph around other people also operating heavy machinery going the same or higher speeds, you should always be thinking about the worst case scenario of pulling a dumbass move that affects multiple ppl.
like when you brake-check someone, you think this is a tussle that's just between you and that person, yeah? and you feel justified because maybe this person is driving too close, or they seem distracted, or maybe they pissed you off earlier, right? Oh, but I bet you looked all around, considered all of the variables, and determined that should an accident occur, it's only the two of you that's gonna have your day ruined, right? I'm sure you're cocky enough to think that. Like I'm positive (sarcastic) you've thought about all of these things before brake-checking:
the other vehicles in the road other than you and the person behind you
is there a big truck behind the person behind you that is going to have a fucking heart attack trying to stop?
the road conditions in general
what if the driver behind you doesn't have new tires? what if one of their tires blows out trying to brake and they spin out?
are their pedestrians you might be endangering if your stupid move causes an accident?
what if the other driver has kids in the car? passengers in general? your beef is with the driver, but causing an accident would be punishing their innocent passengers too
what if the accident you cause totals your car? are you able to be without a car?
what if the accident totals the other person's car? what if their livelihood depends on them having a car?
what if the other person doesn't have insurance? yeah, that's illegal, but it does you no good. if you think your insurance is going to pick up the tab in that case with no fight at all, you're naive as fuck. like unless you have complete car insurance and not just liability insurance, your insurance company will fucking fight any claim you make. even with complete car insurance, they fight claims. remember, car insurance companies are in the business of hoarding the money you pay them. they do not actually want to pay out.
what if the other driver has a dashcam and can definitively prove that you braked for no reason other than to endanger literally everyone else on the road?
like that's just some of the things to fucking consider re: brake-checking. and when the list of risks is that long while incomplete, what do you even gain by brake-checking?
brake-checking is petty, stupid, and fucking reckless. it can seriously injure people that aren't even involved in your beef, and it can even kill people. brake-checking is some of the most self-absorbed behaviour to have behind the wheel, and people who do it are fucking losers.
period.
even if the other driver is following too close, or driving aggressively. you don't make an already dangerous situation even more dangerous oh my fucking god like why isn't that common fucking sense.
#the situation that prompted this rant was on friday i approached a light as it turned green so i didn't brake#i just kinda coasted up to the vehicle that had been stopped at the light and they were very slow to actually GO#anyway eventually they got... i guess close to the speed#but we were going down a steep hill that increased in speed by 20 clicks at the bottom#i was just kind of coasting behind this person who was going 10 UNDER and there were vehicles in the lane next to me so i couldn't go aroun#the guy does kind of a hard brake at the top of the hill#shortly after the light#and i easily slow to match him even though it was kinda annoying#like he was already going 50 in a 60 zone#why was he braking??????#then he did another HARD brake close to the bottom#but next to a an exit and the person in front of them exited there#so i thought maybe that was the culprit for the brake-checking#but then past the exit the dude brakes SUPER HARD where there is no reason to brake at all because we should be doing the new speed limit#just.. WHY BRAKE-CHECKING IS SO FUCKING STUPID#IF YOU BRAKE-CHECK KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF
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DRIVING TEST FAILED SUCCESSFULLY <3
#1 serious fault which i KNEWWWWW i was about to get#txt#missed my turn at a roundabout and changed direction too fast to come off at the next exit
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I only have the last little details (writing 🥴) left on the cake and my hands are shaking so I'm eating a bunch of sugar first lol
#ok theres a road sign and a moving truck on it#and the sign is gonna say 'next stop [city]'#or next exit#and the truck is gonna have MOVING on it#and i was planning on doing the sign writing in white and the truck writing in black#but my black icing is not very stable#bc. buttercream doesnt like to be turned black 😭#it has a lot of cocoa powder and food coloring in it so its not holding up as well#but i feel like it'll look off with all of the writing in white#or maybe it will just look off to me bc i know what i imagined it as 💀#she was a baker girl
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hi :]
i'm calling you from the future
feel like a horror movie
tonight will be the night that we begin to ease the plugs out of the dam
is it funny like a ha-ha?
this town dont feel mine
#champion fall out boy. blackest balloon denzel curry. this is not an exit saves the day. more! more! more! baby strange.#aaand. be quiet and drive far away deftones.#this is definitely a poem!#these are 5 of the lines that have ever been put next to each other#i actually had no idea where the lines ended in that saves the day song so i went off of genius#bone ape tit 👍
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Which one is the one with the Legg tattoos I wanna chew on him
THAT'S ANDY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 HE'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHO I LOVE SOSOSOSOSSOO VERY MUCHY MUCH 💝💕💘💖💓💗💕💝💞💖💓💖💓💕💗💝💖💘💖
from left to right: joe trohman (lead guitar), andy hurley (drums), patrick stump (vocals/rhythm guitar) and pete wentz (bass/lyrics)!! fall out boy band of all time full of sweet little lads hallelujah amen
#shut up kell#ask#shanie-the-komania-toyaddict#i figured i'd tell you all of their names here so that next time i'm talking your ear off abt them i can say names and you'll have visual#patrick is my favourite member bc i relate to him the most but ANDY IS SUUUUUCH A CLOSE SECOND FOR ME#if i'm thinking abt pre hiatus he IS my favourite tbh. andy's so good he's sososoosososo lovely#absolutely jacked. completely covered in tattoos excluding his face and. Well.#vegan. straightedge. engaged to a drop dead gorgeous goth woman. father to three teeny tiny dogs.#drums like a fucking machine. lives in pussytown usa solely due to his vibes#his voice is soft and sweet it's like butterflies exit his mouth despite his intimidating appearance. he's so charming#in five billion bands aside from fob but fob is His Band and he Loves His Fucking Boys#and he's a fucking loser ass nerd. what more could you ever want#andy hurley call me back andy hurley i want to give you sweet little kisskiss please baby
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Lmao looks like my deadbeat sperm donor finally got a job that doesn't pay him under the table. Took 31 years for him to start paying child support, but better late than never I guess.
#jacq life#good job steven#good to see hes still alive i suppose#havent talk to him in 17 years#last time i saw him was at a funeral for my great grandma on that side of the family#i dont remember the stilted conversation we had but i think he excused a lot of the never being in my life#and then my dad came to pick me uo for the weekend#the man who never signed adoption papers who never married my mom#but has always treated me like his flesh and blood#we were driving to his house for the weekend because he got my brother every other weekend#and he always took me with#and i remember taking the turn off the interstate to his exit when i decided#i didnt need to try and keep my biological father in my life. i already had a dad and he was sitting next to me
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me scrolling the dg tag

#like YES he is bluds hero YES he says 'im never coming back' every third issue#YES hes there often#hes michael bl.uth making a dramatic exit every season only to come back the next episode#like the only time he didnt really visit goth.am often was like after jason died#and when spy.ral was like we'll kill u if u talk to anyone from ur old life (and even then he still did anyway lol)#anyway all of this to say if u write me a starter based in goth.am that totally makes sense and i support it#ok bye love u - forgot i had to use international data on this trip so will ACTUALLY be off tomorrow#* be the girlfailure you wish to see in the world / ooc.
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i’m sitting outside a mcdonald’s instead of driving into work because of car engine issues. please send asks
#not pjo#chitter chatter#I’m stressed!!#my dad is coming and then I’ll go the rest of the way into work but ughhhhhh#the engine light was flashing and the speed TANKED but also if I went below 30 the engine stuttered#i was so brave tho I pulled over as soon as I saw it blinking and didn’t even cry when google said it was a serious issue#i only went to McDonald’s because I needed to be somewhere my parents could find me so I got off the next exit and stopped immediately#i haven’t cried yet we’re doing so good!!#fun fact tho this car is used it’s new to us. how new? we picked it up yesterday afternoon. sexy!#please talk to me oh my god
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God is putting me through trials LMAO
#currently in Boston helping my wife move in to get apartment#drove for 6.5 hours to get here 😭 helped her move stuff out of the truck and clean up the apartment washed the dishes drove us to target#the target in question? NO MOPS... we came back with half the groceries we were looking for- on the way back? got lost twice looking for#the parking lot and then looking for the entrance to the apt building 😭 whole time I'm late for DnD which started at 7#i was drove her back and got on the call at like 7:38 or smth-- played DnD on my PHONE in my CAR in a GARAGE that smelled like PISS#because her parents were also there at the studio apartment she was moving to 😭 then the next day we went to get groceries at GreatWall#bought train tickets coolcool first time swiping in? ERROR. try again. then it works on the other gate but I swiped twice??? how can I#swip a second time before the gate closes 😭 god HOW#BUT WAIT when we went to target the day before I couldnt leave the garage because I came in through the delivery gate and couldnt get out#the exit because I didnt have a TICKET.... so I had to call assistance and they buzzed me out after paying the full price 😭-- back to GW#GW is CLOSED? under renovation which we didn't realize until we walked the block twice 😭 no worries off to HMart#HMart is open! Godbless. We get 4 full bags of groceries that fit in dear's totebags and lug them back to the train and to the apartment--#girl... the HEAVIEST bags you've seen including rice 😭 I'm carrying 3 bags like a refugee through these streets including like a 10-15 min#walk from the train to the apartment- after missing the apartment entrance AGAIN and walking an extra block 😭 but its okay we get back and#take a break for a bit before going back out for lunch-- Udon was great! found a REAL target and then visited the Boston Public Library gr8#We head back and take a break for a bit- Wifi is now on!! also win. Then we head out for dinner and I need to get my car jumped because ha#while I was playing DnD in the car with the AC in (but the engine off because I was in an underground garage) I used up my battery LMAO BUT#We called for assistance and got it jumped thank you random attendant time to head out but OOPS I LOST MY TICKET LMAO OK#have to ask for help again and oh no its the same attendant I'm so sorry I'll pay full price 😭 oh its extra because I stayed overnight?#no prob boss just let me pay oh god stop explaining it to me just let me pay and be on my WAY... the price? $109 LMAOOOOO#BUT we head to dinner and happy days! theres a parking lot nearby with the gate up! Could I risk parking there for free? I did. And we had#great Thai food :) The waitress even asked if we wanted more water- yes please! julie's water gets refilled and then waitress leaves HUHHH#no water for me then LMAO AND? WE FIND TWO HAIRS IN OUR FOOD??? No worries king 😭 the one entree is free thank you#God willing my car is still in the lot (not towed!) and the gate is still up so we drive back to the apartment and park- get it- in the#same lot as before 😇 I CANNOT PARK ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THIS IS THE GARAGE NEXT TO THE APARTMENT AND BOSTON PARKING SUUUUCKS#we get back to the lobby and oh? is that a coffee machine? lemme check it out.... OH? Hot chocolate? I deserve a hot chocolate lemme get 1#HAHAHAHAHHAA JUST KIDDING! THERE ARE NO CUPS. BITCH. YOU DONT DESERVE HOT CHOCOLATE!!!#me on the elevator up to the room on my hands and knees apologizing to God for whatever I'm being punished for LMAO yall...#please pray for me 😭 🙏🙏#booboop
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