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I have the best witchy friends!

#ofcourse this exists#go#good omens#ineffible husbands#aziraphale x crowley#good omens tarot deck#the duo
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incase anyone was wondering which voice i didn't want to draw for the poll
#i love hero i LOVE knights but drawing armour is the bane of my existence#he's my girlfriend's and everyone else's beloved though so ofcourse i'm obligated to finish him#but im grumbling like an old man about it#﹙ ✦ ﹚ my art.
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These characters CANT keep having siblings.
It’s ruining my life.
#keeping this a little vague but OFCOURSE IM TALKING ABOUT#tim drake#!!!!!!#I have an almost 7000 word fic about him being a brother so..#also just the batfam in general#I can’t exist with all of these stupid sibling dynamics#I need to hit something#batman#batman and robin#dc comics#The concepts of family in this media have me in a chokehold and I can’t escape#please help#also other media that I’m too lazy to name but know there is a lot…….
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it is genuinely a VISCERAL need for stiles to read “after the threesome, they both take you home” . Stiles who has always felt the leftovers of love. stiles as leftovers. he’s never gotten the love other people have gotten he has always been warm leftovers there to take what he can get because he is his fathers son and his mothers beloved and he will never experience love that comes easily
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i feel like some of the conversation around ai has gone,, off course a little 1. because ppl now see "ai" and assume its harmful (which fair enough) and 2. companies are mislabeling their stuff as "ai" to be trendy
theres obviously more to it but i feel like these two things are pretty relevant
#ofcourse fuck generative ai#idk i saw the kurtis connor video and some if it seemed like it isnt really harmful at all?#like the self driving stroller actually seems like smth that could be useful#same thing with the bird binoculars which could be probably used for research#dunno#and some of it is stuff that existed way before ai like the baby translater#have u never seen one of those totally real “pet translator” apps in 2014?
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Everything is dawning on me recently it's dawning on me it's dawning on me
#omgggggggggg im a person. I used to exist in the past?#Man im going on way too many like nostalgia trips recently i cant handle it#The vertigo of identity issues combined with time combined with being a tenager and having matured and grown up#How much of that was me and how much of thjat was immaturity#Well i'm just a regretful sort of person. So ofcourse id think about it like that. Guilty as well. Ashamed too
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the history of christianity is thus: romans continue to act like romans, greeks continue to act like greeks, saxons continue to act like saxons, franks continue to act like franks.
#egyptians; surprisingly; cease acting like egyptians#as do certain other races; but ofcourse race does not exist#anymore
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its crazy how twtter people will make up people that dont exist to complain about
legit imaginary enemies
#me txt#i keep seeing people#making up shit no one is actually saying#just to complain#why do they love complaining sm#twtter makes my anxiety disorder worse#like istg#and people will just say shit and say its 100% true with no evidence whatsoever and people will believe it ????#idk#twtter is annoying#not everyone ofcourse but i just see so much awful people#makes me mad#and so much xenophobia????#like jesus christ#but hey block button exists#god bless#i have like 200 people blocked#😁😁😁
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girl (me) and her emotional attachment to that one chat from 2017 is something so spiritual
#vi.txt#and the chat is so embarrassing LMAO#its with this crush i had in ug lol bc ofcourse it is#anyways i have to let go of it now (screaming crying dying)#i finally changed my phone!!!!!!!!!! hi my beloved Android#idk if it was because my old phone was iOS or that it was almost 5 years old (prolly the former) but the rage it develops in me is unreal#it is SUCH a pain to transfer whatsapp chats from ios to Android and after like four failed attempts im giving up ... hence goodbye chats#i can't believe im nostalgic over CHATS embarrassing#to be fair they are worth 5 years so that's something#anyways bye ios hope you cease to exist truly the worse 😭
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Any more of a deep reason required to love a show if you find all of the characters that ever appear on your screen endearing? Main cast or supporting or the most inconsequential roles.
#kimi ni wa todokanai#i think that wraps up why I'm so affected#cause I'm always so impossibly endeared#akane u sweet girl kakeru u shouldn't have left her like that#ofcourse ofcourse for plot reasons it was essential but still :(#maeda kentaro was oh so right to meet haru and think 'so such an adorable human does in fact exist'#hosaka and amamiya ofcourse my little precious duo#and yeah i also absolutely cant stand meddling friends- as an aro they're the worst nightmare#but not going to get into that#also#yamato and hosaka bestfriends when#akane and kakeru bestfriends when#kashiwagi haru#maeda kentaro#i can't reach you#aa mine#thingamabob
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^^^
To add on Khelif isn’t intersex, pretty sure she is a cis women she may have higher testosterone or not

#like ofcourse any time a black women is physically gifted heck or even exist#misogynr & transphobes come out of the woodwork to misgender cis women
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Hey, sorry to send this asks but could you please not interact with my posts? [ I'm the op of the scrunchy chunks ref post you liked. ] I looked through your blog since i check most blogs i don't know and some of your posts kind of triggered my anxiety, more specifically the divine intervention stuff. Not mad and I'm not gonna block you, I'm just sending this ask because i get paranoid with any unreality stuff. /gen /nm
alrightio! Thanks for making it clear and I’ll try not to interact :)
#It’s fascinating though how something that makes me feel pure ecstatic bliss can make another feel afraid.#Just like.. as this worldly balance. Ik you’re not reading this I’m just talking to myself here but like- it’s so beautiful#What one fears - another loves. What one craves - another is sickened by.#There’s just so much beauty in existence and this element of life is something that honestly is quite unique and surprising at times#Will respect your feelings ofcourse !!!!#divine illumination#Aaahhhh#yeah not the first time I scared someone but rather interested you’re so calm about this#<3 <3#oksy wait hold on let me just. Uhm. Recall which post they’re referring to because I like about a few hundred posts a day oh goodddd#Okay I’m gonna go talk to myself for a bit#And think of cool thoughts because like. Inspiration suddenly struck.
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someone ask me about my nier losing everything you love essay
#EVE MAKES ME SO INSANE#nobody sees eve the way i see him i swear#Imagine being made to protect and care for one person. you crawled out of his stomach just to save him.#but all he wants is to be human. and humans die so he decides he will too. You cant do anything about it you were made to save him but#but nothing you couldve done wouldve stopped this#doomed by the narrative what about doomed by your brother#doomed by the circumstances of your birth#your brother doesnt care enough to stay. you wouldnt exist without him. ofcourse everything is meaningless after that#of course he went crazy. who wouldnt?
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Grossly personal posting again sighs... but I can't believe tmrw/the 2nd will mark one year since my grandma died. I was feeling okay earlier when talking to my family about it, and her death does kind of come up a lot in therapy because my grief is so different from my family's.
Like...my grandma was the first house call/removal I ever did. I bathed her postmortem, I took out all her tubes and medical devices and stitched her up. I was the last person to even *see* her before she was cremated. I still wear the pendant/her tag from the crematory on my necklace everyday.
The first year is always difficult. There's still a lot of times I find myself wanting to tell her about school or work because she was interested in my career. There's days where I want nothing more than to hug her again and catch whiffs of her perfume. Maybe tomorrow will be harder than I thought?
#.personal rambles#Sorry for being grossly personal? Im sad ofcourse but Im not seeking comfort or anything#Grief is just very strange. And I think for me its manifest different because of what I experienced#I remember the last words she said to me were 'I love you' and she was in organ failure and she was p out of it but#In those moments she looked at me and she saw me and she spoke to me#And I suppose it doesnt help that I believe that this is...it? Like theres no afterlife theres no reunion...#I just dont really have any faith in anything. The world is beyond my understanding and I think that the concept of a higher power is...eh#Its not for me. So when people tell me shes in a better place or Ill see her again its like...#Its okay that this is it. I feel that when I die I will cease to exist. All that I am and was. The people I love/d. Mere moments in time#Im not sad about that. It is what it is. It makes life more precious. etc#Wow I got weird! Anyways ! yeah
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These figures have finally come out so I am once again thinking about the prospect of sensui shirtless itsuki gayass kanzenban cover prize figures being physical objects that might someday exist. imagine. spin them around in your mind.
#cat for scale ofcourse#if they do end up existing i just know in my heart sensui will look so fucked up and ugly like so far removed from occasionally b#beautiful and perfect manga sensui but i accept this and will find a way to think of it as charming.#🐀🤠
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Break-up
Characters : Mattheo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini. Pancy Parkinson ( background )
How Slytherin boys will react when you ask them for break up.
Warning : might be toxic, alcoholism, possesive and obsessive behaviour, Reader feels they are too much ( in Blaise Zabini hc, you can skip that )
Mattheo Riddle
He's not going to listen a word so don't even bother.
He will shut you up real quick in more than one way, speaking too loud, cutting you mid, changing topics and rushing to classes that don't even exist and his most favourite, kissing you.
He would kiss you so hard that every thought inside your head would evaporate in fuzzy vapour, the bubbles in your head popping with each moan that would escape your throat.
“You were saying something?” He would ask so wickedly, amused with the dumb look you have plastered on your face and relishing while your fumble within words.
“ I don't think it's important." He would take your hand, kissing the inside of your palm, his sweet words vibrating through your skin.
“ yeah, not important.”
Draco Malfoy
Ofcourse he would be a nonchalant bastard about it, despite the brimming tears at the inside of his eyes.
“ oh, fancy potter now, don't you ? ” he would snarl, accusingly, his voice harsh and contempt choking him.
Draco would do everything wrong, say the wrong things, do even more.
He would start by parading Pancy around, so desperate that he would also accept Miss Greengrass's date invite.
But he would also cry, as soon as the facade will crumble, he would grip the sink till his knuckles went white, face wet and red with tears that wouldn't stop.
Then a word with his mother would do the miracle and the next thing you know would be a very drunk Draco howling and sobbing his undying love for you, refusing to leave and would make everyone listen how much he loves you, and how you belong with him.
“ Draco.” you winced at the grimness left behind after dries tears, softening.
“ Go back to your dorm.”
“ kiss me night and i'll go.” Draco slurred, you were pretty sure you smiled as soon as he said 'fight' instead of night.
“No.”
“ Yes!” He would lean down at you, pouting, and how much you loved this boy, all his tantrums, all his shenanigans. Your pretty, smart and silly boyfriend.
“Okay.” you breathed, pecking his cheek, tasting his tears and how much you hated it.
“ I'll be good...good for you.” he will be, you thought.
Tom Riddle
“ You decided that yourself ? ” Tom would whisper ever so dangerously, pressing closer, you could hear the pitch silence outside the tapestry.
“ It's not... It's not working Tom.” you knew he loved you but he was gone half the time, half the time with books that were too bold and dark, of magic that was malicious beyond your wits.
“ yeah ? ” He would smear his thumb across your face, kneading your cheek and you tried your best to stay quiet but the arousal that lurched inside you, just by his mere touch, sometimes just the way he looked at you, like he was part of your soul.
Tom would smirk, delighted when you moaned for him like that, he wasn't accepting at first how you drived his crazy just by existing. He wouldn't let you go, never ever.
“ I want to bury my soul into you.” His nose mapping your neck, taking your scent.
“ oh.” you trembled when his hands worked their way inside your shirt, cold rings blazing in your warm flesh.
“ But it will take time my darling.” his disappointment flushed when he looked up at you, breathless and hot under him.
“ so for now...” his mouth twitched, Head boy Tom Riddle, sinking to his knees, eyes glinting so bright. Oh how much he wishes to mingle your souls together, how much.
Theodore Nott
He's going to sensible, furrowing hard but listen when you tell him all the reasons how it could'nt work , he's considerate enough to pat your back, soothing you, when you break down in between.
“ If you need time baby, then I'll be patient.” he would say, kissing your forehead.
He wouldn't sit next to you in classes despite his soul wanting to crawl out of his body and embrace you.
Theo only sometimes snuggled next to you in armchair, you couldn't even blame him for it was too cold
He was on his best behaviour ignoring the totally 'accidental' beat ups of guys who were going to ask you or almost did, but in either way they never showed up.
“ I see you aren't dating anyone.” He would make no attempt to get up from your lap, discarding your homework with a swish of his wand.
“ shut up, or i will pour this ink pot on you.” you would bristle like a cat, it was inevitable not to card your fingers in his hair, scratching his scalp, he relaxed into your touch, chuckling.
“ It wasn't me.”
You sighed, looking at the bruised knuckles because your baby wasn't even trying to be subtle. He could have used his wand, phew.
“ c'mon, now can we please date again ? ” He would look up with puppy eyes, sticking out his lower lip to look extra cute. Shit, you shouldn't have told him that.
“ You guys stopped dating ? ” Draco asked, brow raised in question.
“ hey.” His fingers reached to trace your jaw, arching a little as you gaped a soft, ‘Theo’
“ Please, please, please.” He pleaded, his chin raised, as if he could claim your lips just like that.
“ Get yourself a room ! ” Pancy snapped, Theo only sneered while you looked away flushed pink.
“ Theo, stop.” you whined, when he got up, hawling you up in his arms as you wacked him repeatedly.
“ I've been a good boy.” he would mouth, smiling when you would hide your blush in the crook of his neck.
“ The only thing I am interested in breaking with you,” a pause, “ is my bed.”
Blaise Zabini
“ What did I do wrong ? ” that's his first question and you're already guilty.
“ It's just everything is so messy Zab, it's too much for me.”
He couldn't say anything more, the lump in his throat strangling each sound that passed between his cartilage.
“ Blaise...” you whispered when his whole face, that shined brighter than the whole sky withered away.
“ Hey...” you cooed and nudged him lightly and it was enough to break free the sob that grasped his chest, his whole heart. He hiccuped before large tears streamed down his coppery skin, gleaming in the basking glow of midnight.
“ Don't... please..d.. don't ” he sobbed harder, his whole body shaking.
You wrapped your arms around his waist, pulling him closer till your heart were crossed.
“ I am too much Blaise... Like a black hole.” you could never take away his glisten, never.
“ I love you.” he said, wrapping himself around you, closing his eyes as tear escaped and brushed against your clothes, love lorned and love sick.
“ I love you too.” because how could you not say it back ? When he loved you like you were the most precious one to him.
You will try, try your best and let him shine, protect him from your drakness, you have to try your best.
New Mattheo fic - Don't blame me
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