#of which im the president

[missjessefantastico]

i relate to kennedy no-last-name because upon hearing of willow's atrocities i also went "that's so hot"

[bandtrees]

president yaoi and free my soul

[hotmess-exe]

"MY life has gotten marginally better or been unaffected under the current administration, so give the Democrats YOUR vote"

that's what y'all sound like. fuckin entitled. or do none of y'all actually believe in one person, one vote lol

just say that other people's problems, well-being, stability, and dignity is secondary to your fucking comfort under the status quo.

if things are "better under Biden" for you to such an extent that you feel entitled to other people's fucking votes, I got news for ya — you were probably fine under Trump too 🙃

[dulcegal]

happy birthday to my 100+ yr old sacrificial baby lamb ⛪️

[dorkfruit]

big fan but not big enough to do another back nine any time soon. rip!

+ the sketch and a silly doodle

[drawfee-quot3s]

i'm having- i'm having a struggle. 'cause the one on the left- and i don't know how to explain this.

drowzee

yes

the one on the left-

drowzee

drowzee

has got, the energy. of the entire cast of cheers

- julia, nathan, + karina

[anotherpapercut]

the girlbossification of ruth bader ginsburg has to be one of the most just plain annoying aspects of white liberal feminism. like it's not as actively harmful as a lot of other shit obviously. but it is soooooo annoying. if I never see another notorious rbg tote bag as long as I live it will be too soon

[quackity1999]

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[keytaryourheart]

the bush legacy

[fideidefenswhore]

[In an] undated engimatic letter from the period which has survived [...] [the King instructed Wolsey to][...] 'make good watch on the Duke of Suffolk, the Duke of Buckingham, on my lord of Northumberland, on my lord of Derby, on my lord of Wiltshire and on others which you think suspect to see what they do with this news. No more to you at this time but these few discreet words.' It is unlikley that this referred to anything of the nature of a nascent plot, but it does indicate that Henry and his chancellor were both aware of ill-feeling among the leading nobles and that the King was fully behind Wolsey in his determination to keep an eye on them. Buckingham was especially a marked man and he would eventually be destroyed by his own intemperance or Wolsey's malice or a combination of the two. But he was no faction leader. He was [not][...] adept at intrigue and Wolsey was far from being the only man he had turned into an enemy. Among others with whom he was on bad terms was his son-in-law, the Earl of Surrey.

Wilson, Derek. In the Lion’s Court : Power, Ambition, and Sudden Death in the Reign of Henry VIII.

[winterbirb]

Chat I'm going to be honest. One of the things that haunts me, that grips me by the throat and makes me overthink my RPF stories to the point of not posting, is the idea that one of Obama's Hip Gen X/Millennial aides might find my fic and know I got something terribly, embarrassingly wrong.

This isn't likely, not at all. But the problem is that it's possible. In fact, of everyone involved, his circle is the most likely. Like, the last time Kerry was relevant in (English-speaking) RPF spaces, that was the realm of LiveJournal and FF.net. But Obama? He's hip. He's with it. He had two teenage daughters. And that's just him, not his aides.

The risk is miniscule. I'm currently sitting at around 6 kudos. But it isn't zero.

To make it worse? I'm not even writing sex scenes. I'm embarrassed about like, not wholly understanding what it's like to be at a top level of government because, I'm so sorry Mr. President, I'm a 20-something living in Hicksville.

[vonlipvig]

me closing suzerain and opening up pony island

[ghostinthegallery]

Whenever you write about my favorite cryptek of SASS Zaa, I get so giggly. He is so darn cute! :3

I can see Zaa wearing an "Amarkun for pharaoh T-shirt" when he goes to sleep. Beacause he totally does a small snooze once in a while. ✨️

He probably have a Amarkun dakimakura pillow to cuddle! xD

He's out there making little campaign buttons when he thinks Amarkun isn't looking. Hands them out to the other crypteks. You'd think this would be a terrible plan as it would make Amarkun look like a traitor. But really if Kephrekh ever does accuse him, Amarkun would just have to fight his way out (with Zaa's help of course) and then oops guess he has to take over can't leave a power vacuum!

All according to plan.

[nazumichi]

I’m like if sisyphus was me and that rock was my chemistry group project. I’m like if prometheus was me and those eagles were my group project partners. I’m like

[fappellmoan]

for months i genuinely wholeheartedly could not tell the 911 guys apart and this is so important for me to stress bc throughout my life i have prided myself on being able to tell twins apart really easily and liking being that person to connect faces to other things ive watched or honestly just seen in passing like i could track down a random commercial actress and shit and i mean i suppose part of that is not knowing their characters and they just twin all the time but i apologize still im aware that mans last name is diaz and now i feel like im sitting here laid up @ all the tumblr lesbians like haha damn so thats buck x eddie? that said idk if im like happy i know any of this.

[lovecommajaime]

thinking about the time i was having a heart to heart with the drama club president that was interrupted by one of our friends yelling from the prop closet “I FOUND A SHOTGUN”