#of brown’s world of carpets

[angeletombee]

Okay, okay, yeah sure, but what about the Whickber St Pride Parade? 🏳️‍🌈

[writingdinosaur]

I love this headcannons so much

There is no universe where you can convince me that Mr.Brown is not in love with Aziraphale.

Brown sits across from Aziraphale as soon as he sees him alone in the pub, and gets shooed away by a smug Crowley dressed like this.

Then he decides to go to a Meeting/Ball where almost everyone has a date, alone. And when his new outfit is revealed it is this:

Including the little hair swoosh! And the matching tartan vest. Upturned lapels on the jacket! People, he's wearing a turtleneck and a tartan vest. I think we need to find this man somebody to love before it's too late.

[you-know-no-one]

The save-me-from-this-conversation look.

[ineffablyruined]

Good Omens + Text Posts

Holiday Edition

[shoemakerobstetrician]

Thought of Michael’s comment about Twister in Staged:

When I saw this:

I wonder if Mr. Brown of Brown’s World of Carpets flies that flag - I guess it’s technically a rug, right?

[writingdinosaur]

Mr. Brown (of Brown’s world of carpets) having a crush on Aziraphale is one of my favorite headcannons. It literally does not matter AT ALL to the story, but it makes each of their scenes so much funnier.

I'M TURTLENECK SPIRALING

I cannot stop thinking about THIS MAN MR BROWN

ACCOSTING AZIRAPHALE WITH HIS COMPANY IN THE PUB. He sits himself right down for a conversation that was clearly one sided. And yeah, whatever, it was about the WhIcKbEr StReEt TrAdErS AnD ShOpKeEpeRs AsSoCiAtiOn MeeTiNg, BUT.

He then gets interrupted by Crowley bringing Aziraphale's drink, and his SASSY little boyfriend-mode "Helloooo~"

IMAGINE HIM WATCHING THIS FROM ACROSS THE PUB

AND THE NEXT TIME HE SEES MR. FELL DECIDES TO WEAR A ✨TURTLENECK?✨

Like EXCUSE ME SIR who are you trying to IMPRESS

BECAUSE I PROMISE AZI AIN'T LOOKIN AT U

NOT WITH THIS IN THE ROOM.

Help I need a fic from Mr. Brown's point of view of this whole scene.

[toyastales]

This bedroom was made for enjoying a good book!

[loveapologist]

You can't help but love his carpets.

@goodomensafterdark

[house-of-furfur]

Artist: @owlgams on Xwitter

[on-till-morning]

Apparently ‘Crowley gets mistaken for a sex worker’ is a sub genre now and I am here for all of it from the heartbreaking to the hilarious and especially if it involves Mr Brown of Brown’s World of Carpets vying for Aziraphale’s attention. (And this fic where Mr Brown thinks Crowley is in the mafia is great too.) Give me more please internets!

[ineffableigh]

Isn't it interesting that we hear two things:

When Mr. Brown (of Brown's World of Carpets) is taken by the demons, we HEAR him getting crunched and mulched up. To me there's no denying that man's Dead As Hell, even if (as I recall, maybe?) Neil said he was just taken. I don't buy it lol.

When Crowley brings him back, it sounds like flesh being knit back together or something. Crowley resurrected a whole-ass crunched up human AFTER demons snacked on that ass.

INTERESTING! This is kind of a huge thing the show just glosses over, like damn lol.

[di-42-poems]

A Limerick written for tumblr GOetry Monday. Prompt was a garment. The scene at the pub.

Shattered Dreams

That waistcoat the bookseller wore

Surrounding his tummy galore

I longed to unclasp it

On a bed of carpet

But the redhead returned with a roar.

Also on ao3

[di-42]

Another limerick for this week's GOetry prompt, a garment.

Shattered Dream

That waistcoat the bookseller wore

Surrounding his tummy galore

I longed to unclasp it

On a bed of carpet

But the redhead returned with a roar.

[indigovigilance]

I think the most poignant S3 minor scene for me would be Mr. Brown comforting Crowley.

Because Mr. Brown was in love with Mr. Fell too. In his mind, he and Crowley were rivals for Mr. Fell’s heart: Crowley won and he lost. Part of him hates Crowley for that, because he believes he could have loved Mr. Fell better.

But when Mr. Brown learns that Mr. Fell has gone to Heaven and sees Crowley moping in his cups, he has a choice to make. He can leave his rival to rot in his misery, or he can reach out and offer comfort to someone who loved the same man that he did.

Because even if Mr. Brown wishes that Mr. Fell had chosen him, he loves him enough to respect his choice, and by extension, to love the man that he chose, accepting from this enigmatic goth the love that Mr. Brown wishes he could have given him himself.

Mr. Brown loves Mr. Fell enough to set aside his jealousy and comfort the ones who lost him too.

[meanwhile-in-brownsworldofcarpet]

I think we had started to turn a corner here. Mr. Fell knows I’m always in the pub just after shop close. But here he comes again. Time for me to leave.

[fuzzygoblin]

Christmas Lights is on the agenda at the monthly meeting of the Whickber Street Shopkeepers and Traders Association, but it's not the only thing on Mr Brown's, of Brown's World of Carpets, mind. As he pines for the mysterious bookseller, his efforts are thwarted by the tall ginger goth.

Thanks to @vidavalor for the exquisite meta.

Christmas Lights - Chapter 1 - A Meeting of the Whickber Street Shopkeepers and Traders Association