#of an old man pub.

[derogatorydennis]

macden fucking in season 5 theory coupled with dennis fell first mac fell harder makes me actively suicidal LIKEEEEE they were so so touchy in that era and so comfortable with each other and glenn played dennis so thoroughly gay and the suggestion that dennis was happy w fwb bc they’re codependent losers even tho at that point mac was so damn deep in the closet AND THEN AFTER MAC CAME OUTTTTT and dennis’ reactions to the gang/frank at mac being gay and mac not even being able to accept that he’s jonny and dennis still paying rent for mac and his apartment when he’s in north dakota and the suggestion over and over again that mac wants to address their feelings but dennis wants things to stay the same even tho neither of them are as happy as they could be at least they know and if they try things could go terrible wrong and they’ve been just roommates and just friends for 20odd years why change. anyway.

[gorycutie]

Hello happy gay month. This is my contribution to the downfall of the western civilization, enjoy.

Explanation for the character designs, the guy with leash is Gilbert and the leash freakazoid is Hunter post Squid baby ending.

Bonus info for those curious, made this in day and half while sleep deprived and thiving purely off neurodivergency. Audio credit is burial goods. Next in line is a Laurence one thumbs up

[scoringeffects]

nonsense mattyjo Because one day i will write something terribly romcomish regarding them but today is the day for this

Jo knows he’s rambling. Knows Matty can’t possibly give a shit about the prequels. But he’s still talking, and Matty’s still listening. He’s pretty drunk though, flushed and swaying with it. Jo could feel bad about effectively taking advantage like this, but the more he talks, the more Matty leans in, and Jo feels awfully addicted to the way Matty's eyes blink at him.

“And the CGI is pretty goofy, right, even for the early 2000s, but I think it adds to the ch–”

“You’re really pretty, Joey, you know that?”

“What?” Jo says through a laugh, to give Matty his chance to clarify what the hell he’s talking about.

“Like you have your eyes and your hair and,” he reaches out clumsily, “your sticky-out ears, and your smile, Joey, holy shit bro.”

“Matty–”

“Joey–”

“Matty, bud, I think it’s time we get you home, yeah?”

“No,” Matty pouts, and Jo desperately wants to kiss his bottom lip, red and slick, but they’re in a bar and Mitch is close enough that he certainly heard all of that and is certainly pretending that he didn’t, rambling rapid-fire to Auston about the PK, or something, and Matty probably didn’t even mean it in a gay way, because he’s not. Gay, that is. 

“Yeah, bud, we should, I’ll close the tab and get an Uber to JT’s place, okay?”

Matty pouts some more, mumbles something about surviving two years of college well and good, but goes easily with Jo when he hauls him out the booth.

“Woller, I’ve got the tab, don’t worry, just get him home safe,” Auston calls to him, breaking out of whichever spell Mitch had him under for just a second.

“Aye aye, Cap,” Matty answers for him, and earns an eye-roll from the table for it.

“Yeah, yeah, funny guy,” Jo mutters under his breath to him as they leave. Matty’s fucking heavy, but he mostly holds himself up until they’re outside, and then lets himself be propped up against the brick when they’re outside, leans on Jo a bit. The crisp air might do something to sober him up, the huddle of smokers a couple feet away from them might not.

“You think I’m funny?” Matty asks, while Jo’s trying to get an Uber to accept his request.

He’s a little distracted, still tipsy, when he answers, a little too honest, “‘Course I do, bud, you know you always make me laugh.”

Matty nudges his head against Jo’s, like a cat, “Everything makes you laugh,” he mumbles, frowning a little, “but you think I’m a funny guy?”

“You wanna be special, Matty?” Jo teases him, tipping his head back. Matty’s hair is terribly greasy, but his cheek radiates warmth, and the rest of his body, pressed tight against Jo’s shoulders through hips through knees and ankles, is solid, dense, and burning hot.

“Hey, can we go to your place?” Matty asks, sticking his nose in Jo’s phone and blinking at the pending Uber request, “I’ll buy you breakfast in the morning.”

“I’ll make you waffles,” Jo counters into Matty’s greasy head, cancelling the request for Matty’s place and putting his own instead.

“Real ones,” he demands, pulling away from his phone, speaking clearer than he’s been for the past hour, “not the protein ones.”

“Picky,” Jo elbows him, instead of saying something insane like, yeah, bud, always, anytime you want.

[krumpkin]

Oil painting by Italian artist ( Simon Pasini ) a great painting that tells a story 😊

[choysum]

[smashorpassgilf]

Hodo Yorihisa (Pub Encounter)

[worldstarrs]

got about five episodes into my hetalia rewatch before i impulsively decided to download all the hetalia character songs to my spotify LMAO. also, since cringe is super dead, i might make a hetalia rp account. who knows honestly.

[richo1915]

Oude man in een kroeg

Adriaen Brouwer, 1638

[astro-gnome]

;_;

[bibleofficial]

leaving the hospital in the morning & i finally get to go back to wales & i can’t wait i rly can’t - the belgians i’ve met have been wonderful [for the most part] but the rape has me panicking even seeing the roads and the buildings

[opalsiren]

a local bar which i really love that does food i can actually eat recently shut its doors and i'm 😞 not only that but i fully made a booking there with a friend and we rocked up last night and the place was all shut up!!!!! it sucks for me bc it was one of the few local places i could eat at which means i now have to hike into town which takes three times as long if i wanna go out like. all this to say having mobility and food issues suck big time. that said i easily could have stress shopped about this online last night and i didn't everyone clapped!!!!!!!!!!!!

[obitv]

DRINKIES ACQUIRED

[camcorderrevival]

yeah, yeah, the ceilidh band was great. the bar fight, not so much.

[ruinpowder]

no way is the gollum game getting a switch port LMAO

[bugunlikeanangel]

honestly sometimes the pathways and memory connections forged in ur brain are so frickin weird

[smashorpassgilf]

Toyoizumi Soichiro (Pub Encounter)

*clenches fist* my husband doesn't qualify for this blog but if I can get more people to play this game I'll consider that a win