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I shit you not, Monk Durge is the funniest shit ever. They're preaching balance and mindfulness while being utterly unhinged.
This bitch stands before Kagha yapping about rash actions and cornered vipers only to go off and high-kick a squirrel against a tree.
I'm howling.
#i love this#this is fantastic#it's so hypocritical which is so funny to me#like the companions probably stand behind her like ???#says YOU?#of all people!?#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate#baldurs gate#the dark urge#durge#bg3 durge#bg3 monk
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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell
#this is secretly a positivity post#aromantic#aromantism#platonic crush#robyn-i-guess#adding onto these tags as i think some people might not understand#this is about platonic crushes#not just loving your friends but genuinely being obsessed with them in a way that's still platonic#i'm finally muting this post#sorry friends i hope you all have good luck with your feelings
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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
#yeah you can critique people who eg post crying apology videos#because they could have waited until they'd calmed down#but if someone is in a stressful situation and they cry about it#all that tells you is that they cry in stressful situations#a fact which is completely morally neutral
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āhereās what we know about the uhc shooterā
WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. Heās a person of interest not the killer. I donāt care what the media or authorities are saying, heās a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.
#united healthcare#luigi mangione#brian thompson#uhc ceo#sorry I just see a lot of people spreading all this information and labeling him the killer and itās like hold on#heās a suspect#heās not guilty of it#even if it seems likely he should be treated as innocent until proven guilty#labeling him as the killer before the trial even starts is not helping#am I making sense or do I sound stupid#sparkle.txt
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what if your doppelgƤnger wasnāt evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgƤnger wasnāt trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgƤnger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
#aelan speaks#fornax cain#fun fact i used to think imposter syndrome was more literal#not so much āi donāt deserve this good thing and iāve somehow tricked people into thinking i doā#but more like āi am straight up not a person and everyone knows itā#āand i am TRYING to be a person but i canāt get it right and they all KNOW and i should not be here but i donāt know where else to goā#anyway i was a normal child
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
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me say dayo
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me say day
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a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. iām not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldnāt feel safe around horses are right#story time :) āwhen i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didnāt believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. āānot anymoreāā said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival
#i make yet anothet post just for me š#SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP#sorry. guy who lives in new york voice i need people on tiktok to get less annoying#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#10k#20k#30k#lord kill us all its at thirty thousand notes...#40k#50k#60k
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You guys should read thepromised neverland
#This post is about them now#Pretending all of these notes are people reblogging because they love my friends ray and don <3#Hall of fame
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https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/theyre-not-human-how-19th-century-inuit-coped-with-a-real-life-invasion-of-the-walking-dead
Indigenous groups across the Americas had all encountered Europeans differently. But where other coastal groups such as the Haida or the Miākmaq had met white men who were well-fed and well-dressed, the Inuit frequently encountered their future colonizers as small parties on the edge of death.
āIām sure it terrified people,ā said Eber, 91, speaking to the National Post by phone from her Toronto home.
And itās why, as many as six generations after the events of the Franklin Expedition, Eber was meeting Inuit still raised on stories of the two giant ships that came to the Arctic and discharged columns of death onto the ice.
Inuit nomads had come across streams of men that ādidnāt seem to be right.ā Maddened by scurvy, botulism or desperation, they were raving in a language the Inuit couldnāt understand. In one case, hunters came across two Franklin Expedition survivors who had been sleeping for days in the hollowed-out corpses of seals.
āThey were unrecognizable they were so dirty,ā Lena Kingmiatook, a resident of Taloyoak, told Eber.
Mark Tootiak, a stepson of Nicholas Qayutinuaq, related a story to Eber of a group of Inuit who had an early encounter with a small and āhairyā group of Franklin Expedition men evacuating south.
āLater ā¦ these Inuit heard that people had seen more white people, a lot more white people, dying,ā he said. āThey were seen carrying human meat.ā
Even Eberās translator, the late Tommy Anguttitauruq, recounted a goose hunting trip in which he had stumbled upon a Franklin Expedition skeleton still carrying a clay pipe.
By 1850, coves and beaches around King William Island were littered with the disturbing remnants of their advance: Scraps of clothing and camps still littered with their dead occupants. Decades later, researchers would confirm the Inuit accounts of cannibalism when they found bleached human bones with their flesh hacked clean.
āIāve never in all my life seen any kind of spirit ā Iāve heard the sounds they make, but Iāve never seen them with my own eyes,ā said the old man who had gone out to investigate the Franklin survivors who had straggled into his camp that day on King William Island.
The figuresā skin was cold but it was not ācold as a fish,ā concluded the man. Therefore, he reasoned, they were probably alive.
āThey were beings but not Inuit,ā he said, according to the account by shaman Nicholas Qayutinuaq.
The figures were too weak to be dangerous, so Inuit women tried to comfort the strangers by inviting them into their igloo.
But close contact only increased their alienness: The men were timid, untalkative and ā despite their obvious starvation ā they refused to eat.
The men spit out pieces of cooked seal offered to them. They rejected offers of soup. They grabbed jealous hold of their belongings when the Inuit offered to trade.
When the Inuit men returned to the camp from their hunt, they constructed an igloo for the strangers, built them a fire and even outfitted the shelter with three whole seals.
Then, after the white men had gone to sleep, the Inuit quickly packed up their belongings and fled by moonlight.
Whether the pale-skinned visitors were qallunaat or āIndiansā ā the group determined that staying too long around these āstrange peopleā with iron knives could get them all killed.
āThat night they got all their belongings together and took off towards the southwest,ā Qayutinuaq told Dorothy Eber.
But the true horror of the encounter wouldnāt be revealed until several months later.
The Inuit had left in such a hurry that they had abandoned several belongings. When a small party went back to the camp to retrieve them, they found an igloo filled with corpses.
The seals were untouched. Instead, the men had eaten each other.
#being so English you die of racism#because youd rather eat each other than a seal#or try to signal to the friendly locals that you need help#many such cases#UNIRONICALLY#the terror#the franklin expedition#dorothy eber#then they infected all these people with European disease of course#the national post is a chud rag so this is an unexpectedly good article for them
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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now š
(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)
go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
#the original vintage pattern is free and out there so i figure this is probly okay even tho theres versions of this that people are buying#sewing pattern#vintage cat sewing pattern#calico cat#i did also put it for free on my kofi just cus thats where i put all my free sewing patterns yay whee#if i tweak it any more the kofi one is most likely to be the one thats up to date#vintage cat pattern
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A sitting Congresswoman got a gay man arrested for shaking her hand. If youāre wondering what the state of the Republican Party is right now.
#Nancy Mace#sheās pretending like the limp twisted homosexual sprained her wrist so bad she needs a sling#and all to inflame hatred to trans people
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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more good news from tiktok: theyāve started blocking celebrities.
theyāre calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, theyāre getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but itās broken, and people are LOVING it. and itās WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they canāt accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said youāre a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.
i feel like iām witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.
#iāve always blocked celebrities#but thereās something so beautiful about seeing someone discover that#so many people talking about how they joined the trend and then discovered hey. this feels good#i donāt need to pay attention to them! iām going to block more! and iām not unblocking them!!!#and it all started because someone at the met gala said let them eat cake#tiktok#block party#block party 2024
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you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something
You have 1 week, good luck!
#neo.txt#girl idk i don't really care about tagging#challenge#ig#i'll just let y'all do this on your own#if 10 people join then that works#but the more people join the more likely you are to succeed#i just wanna sit back and see what you all do#and if you can succeed#(twitter is failing)#tumblr even poll challenge#i guess i'll name it this!
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College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline
#myart#gravity falls#fiddauthor#ford pines#fiddleford#consider this a lil treat to make up for the many anguished souls from the last post#also!! thank you sm for all the love on the last post!#for all the new people I donāt actually draw gravity falls all that much-#will return to gravity falls shenanigans when need be
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