#odysseus ; cassandra

[literallyjusttoa]

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

[thelesbianthespianposts]

Pre-Iliad Dashboard simulator

⬜️ iphy-the-princess-deactivated12990415

Eeeee!!! Guess who’s getting married to swift-footed Achilles??!!!

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💪 bestofgreeks

hurts being the only competent Greek warrior but someone’s gotta do it

#aristos achaeon #suck it agamemnon #im so hot #trojan war

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🪢 ilovemywife

I’m so strong for putting up with the other kings of Greece. #Except my bestie o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes the only real one #if I have to hear agamemnon refuse to acknowledge the gods’ help one more time #he has so much hubris #could never be me

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🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes

why do people find Odysseus charming? He’s literally just lying about everything??

🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes

I get it

#i would legit die for him #hes the best of all of us ok?? 245 notes

👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear

PLEASE SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME

🗡️ agamemnon

yes?

👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear

SOMEBODY ELSE

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👑 prettiest-girl-ever-derogatory

Day 57 in Troy: living my best life, my new “husband” was away today thank the Gods. I heard there’s going to be a war over me. Love the sentiment but it’s a little much y’know?

#my husband is so nice but he’s so dramatic #hes pooled together all the armies in Greece to come together #no hector hate in the reblogs ok? #hes actually pretty ok #we make fun of paris together

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🏹 paris-not-the-city

Ok poll to prove I’m not crazy

No nuance option bc I wasn’t given one

#not my fault #its clearly aphrodite #olympian gods #i didn’t know kidnapping the queen of sparta would have consequences

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✨ queen-clytemnestra

im going to kill my husband. with an axe

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[somereaderinblue]

[Ody of Troy AU; Paris coming in with Odysseus and Telemachus]

Hector: Whatcha got there…?

Paris with Odysseus and Telemachus: A spouse! And also his child as a bonus

Penelope pounding on Troy’s walls/Doors: WHERE’S MALEWIFE AND OUR BABY BOY?YOU F##KING TWINK!

I had to do these ADGHJSAKDJKDKSA

[spineless-lobster]

Made the iliad girlies as text posts because I’m bored and I miss them

[ri-dumb-fck]

Kassandra: Helenus, I hate it there, this guy Ajax always look weird at me

Helenus: wait, isn't he dead?

Kassandra: no, that's was greater Ajax

Helenus: I thought that was Teucer?

Kassandra: no, Teucer is his little brother

Helenus: of who?

Kassandra: Ajax

Helenus: which one?

Kassandra: greater

Helenus: I thought his father only have one son?

Kassandra: Teucer is illegitimate

Helenus: so, Teucer is the twink one, right?

Kassandra: which twink

Helenus: red one

Kassandra: no, that's Neoptolemus, son of Achilles

Helenus: the gay one?

Kassandra: that's a tricky one, there is lots of gays...

Helenus: tall and sexy one

Kassandra: no, that's Diomedes

Helenus: huh? Isn't he eaten by horses?

Kassandra: no, that's other Diomedes, this Diomedes is friend of Odysseus

Helenus: that one with big boobs?

Kassandra: YEAH, FINALLY YOU GOT SOMETHING

[minlicious]

me, while watching the 2004 troy film: i can accept historical inaccuracy but i cannot accept patroclus being a loser

[smokey07]

Random doodles

Left to right/ top to bottom:

Agamemnon, Menelaus (by the event of Iliad), Odysseus, Achilles, Paris, Andromache, Cassandra, Penelope, Hector, Diomedes and insane, probably having rabies Achilles again

[scarlet-sam-chaos]

aka 'nobody' believes in cassandra's prophecies

(based on that one tumblr post)

[greeknerdsblog]

More >:^)

[sarafangirlart]

Honestly every time I see the Greeks portrayed as feeling bad for all the war crimes they’ve done in Troy it reminds me of this:

[cisthoughtcrime]

sometimes I suddenly think about this illustration of Cassandra's despair as the wooden horse is entering Troy

[scyllaenjoyer]

Today I offer you the Index for the warrior Penelope au story I'm working on. Tomorrow? Maybe actually publishing something

[mirisia]

Ladies and guys in Mirisiverse. Height comparison.

Ladies: Cassandra of Troy - Ctimene of Ithaca - my oc Nicostrate about whom I'll tell you guys more later - Penelope of Ithaca (I know she's Spartan but in this drawing I drew her as the queen of Ithaca so 👀)

Guys: Odysseus of Ithaca - Polites of Ithaca - Telemachus of Ithaca - Diomedes "lead the charge" of Argos - Eurylochus of Same

The guys' outfits highly inspired by AC: Odyssey. Especially Odysseus and Diomedes

[polyhexianbirb]

Someone said I should add Cassandra to this post so have this update?

[bella-baby22]

The batfams favorite Epic the musical song

(I take criticism just not well lol)

Bruce: Just a Man from the Troy Saga. He relates to it with his mission and small little emotional availability he has

Dick: Open Arms also the Troy Saga. Likes the message as the families resident optimist and thinks it’s catchy hums it around the house and on patrol.

Cass: We’ll Be Fine the Wisdom Saga. She likes the idea that even the most powerful can learn from mistakes and be better in the end.

Jason: he says it’s Ruthlessness but it’s actually I Can’t Help But Wonder. This is obvious he wants his dad and who he was so long ago to be okay together but is going to stick to his ways as he’s stubborn

Tim: Puppeteer from the Circe saga. Janet Drake taught him the art of pulling all the strings in the game and he loves seeing a powerful woman in a song doing the same.

Steph: Thunder Bringer from the Thunder Saga. No thoughts thinks the song is just a vibe even with the dark ending

Damian: Legendary from the Wisdom Saga. Do I need to explain this one? Just ouch

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Thinking about the post talking about how The Illiad could be read as Troy Story and I demand and Toy Story illiad crackfic were they are toys from a middle school class, except some belong to the school and others (the ones favored by the gods) to the students.

The war is an elaborated playtime story made by some kids during the year and their free time is just them being toys. Some ideas:

- Odysseus is a Solid Snake action figure but his kid (the nerdy crafty tomboy girl called Athena) has repainted him/made him new cloth clothes he uses over his normal Solid Snake style. Other kids namely Poseidon make fun of Athena for making Ody clothes and giving him a diferent name instead of just calling him Solid Snake( and some umamed assholes about playing with "boy" toys).

- Achiles does not belong to any kid instead he is everyone's favorite toy. Apollo hates him because his action figure Hector from the Troy Royal Family Collection used to be the coolest toy before the school got Achiles from a donation box.

- Helen is Afrodite's barbie doll. She is a special edition rare doll and every girl wants her. She had a fling with school toy Menelaus but Afrodite got Paris as a birthday present and is playing Helen and Paris as a couple (real feelings might arrise???).

- Penelope used to be one of Afrodite's dolls but she gave her to Athena as an apology gift (the girls are frenimies).

- Patroclus is also a school toy and he and Achiles are dating in Toy World. First time the kids played war, Hector killed Patroclus in the make belief world and Achiles refuses to talk to him ever since.

- Cassandra is the only toy from the Troyan Family (is an in-universe cartoon very like Thundercats with a bit lf the new She-ra)Special Edition Apollo doesn't have (tho he gave Paris to Afrodite). He tried to steal her once and was caught by the teacher and grounded. He hates her every since and gives her the worst playtime lines/stories. Only reason he didn't try to break it is cause he knows he'll just be more grounded.