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day 41

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Masterlist

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Daddy issues ( tumblr | wattpad )

in which you've got textbook daddy issues and when your tool of a younger brother brings a sweet doe eyed girlfriend home for Thanksgiving and you end up offering her a ride home, you meet just the man to fix them. (daddy!harry, dilf!harry)

status: completed (multichapter)

*bonus: excerpts | blurbs

Don't Worry Darling / SPIN-OFF ( tumblr | wattpad )

a very indulgent exploration of what could've, should've been...

status: ongoing (miniseries)

Loved, heard, seen ( tumblr | wattpad )

in which your husband and Harry’s wife dragged you both into a situation you didn’t want to be in, but as it turns out, everything happens for a reason (swingrry!)

status: ongoing (miniseries)

Put a price on emotion ( tumblr | wattpad )

The Honourable Judge Styles has a dark secret. He prides himself on being notorious for his cutthroat sense of justice. But is he really any better than the ones he imprisons? Or is he a victim much like the ones he acquits? (vampire!harry, judge!harry)

status: ongoing (multichapter)

Pretty like yours ( tumblr | wattpad )

in which Harry's heart has been recently broken and he thinks maybe exploring his subby side with you might help him move on (subrry, lhh)

status: ongoing (miniseries)

Lupus noctis ( tumblr | wattpad )

in which Harry is a werewolf and Y/N is a forest range officer. (wolfrry, werewolf!harry)

co-written with @gurugirl and posted on our joint blog @avocadoguru

status: ongoing (multichapter)

Recordstore romance ( tumblr | wattpad )

in which you were stood up by a tinder date and decide to walk into the record store you always used to go to back when you were in highschool to stare at that curly dimpled boy that worked there. when a long haired tattooed man approaches you, you almost don’t recognize him… but he recognizes you. (recordstore!harry, lhh, longhair!harry)

status: ongoing (each part can be read as standalone)

A wish come true ( tumblr | wattpad )

in which you and Harry got matched for a penpal thing back in middle school (but it’s been 10 years now since you’ve last corresponded and you’ve pretty much forgotten all about him)- when out of the blue he reaches out through social media: he’s moving to your city and doesn’t know anyone. you meet at the local county fair and things… escalate quickly ( penpal!harry, photographer!harry, lhh, longhair!harry )

status: ongoing (each part can be read as standalone)

Hard candy ( tumblr | wattpad )

in which Harry owns a candy store and he just loves giving good girls special treats... especially after closing time (candyman!harry, dark!harry)

status: on hiatus (multichapter)

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everything lhh i've ever written, because i can't get enough of him 😩🔥 (lhh, long hair!harry)

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- Harry cheated (blurb)

- sneaky link Harry (blurb)

- nighttime routine (blurb)

- ready to go home? (blurb)

- Harry never left Holmes Chapel (blurb)

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the monsters in all of us (m) 1 l jjk

Series Masterlist

pairing: vampire!Jungkook x Reader

genre: established relationship(like really established), vampires, mythical creatures, blood, angst, thriller, smut, no seriously SMUT

summary:  an ageless couple find themselves grappling with the consequences of the inner demons they've kept at bay for centuries.

word count: 1398

a/n: Here she is. Fresh outta 2019. Once again this is from my old blog not plagiarism, don't yell at me.

Your hand smooths over your cheek. The skin as smooth as it has always been. Sometimes you wonder when you will show age only to dismiss the thought.

“Helloooo!” the sudden sound makes you pull your hand away before a smile appears on your face. The voice is coming from the kitchen. You round the corner just in time to see Lily sticking a finger in the pot of food cooling on the stove with a light-haired man in tow. “Don’t stick your dirty fingers in there! And take your shoes off.”

“Nag Nag Nag. Who are you, my mother?” she teases.

“Last time I checked.”

“I’d love to see that birth certificate.” the man laughs. You hold in a laugh as she shoots you a warning look to which you smile. The timer over the stove dings and you reach down before stopping yourself and sliding on the oven mitt. You cast a wary glance at the man in your home before taking out the fresh cookies.

You start to walk to the living room but stop abruptly. “Daniel, are you hurt?”

His eyes widen. “Uh, Y-Yeah. How did you-”

“I can see it.” You answer quickly, pointing to the barely visible wound on his arm. “You’ve practically bled through the flimsy bandage.”

Before he can say anything else, you offer a friendly smile and tug him behind you to the bathroom. Lily follows close behind.

Carefully you remove the bandage, instantly becoming weak. There was way more blood than you imagined.

“If you can’t stand blood I’m sure Lily can help me. She cleaned my cut from the other day.” He explains, obviously having noticed the change in your face.

You shake away the feeling as best you can. “The other day? How often do you hurt yourself?” Lily is examining the cut from the doorway.

“Not often usually. I don’t even remember how I hurt myself last time.” He paused, thick eyebrows furrowing. “Come to think of it, I don’t remember how I hurt myself this time either.”

Steady hands place a new bandage over the freshly cleaned wound.

“Just be careful.”

He nods mindlessly though still wondering about the strange injury.

You guide them back to the main area when you hear the front door. His lean frame comes into view, making you melt the way you have every day for what feels like a blissful eternity. A happiness feels your chest as you simply watch him slide off his shoes.

But he freezes. You know he smells him. He looks up to meet your eyes but all you can do is lightly shrug.

“Jungkook?”

His face scrunches in a silent complaint before turning into the main area. “Ah, Lily and Daniel!” Lily jumps up to hug him as Daniel awkwardly stands to the side offering a “Jungkook, Hey.”

The possibility of Jungkook making a blunt comment so early in the night has you stopping him before he can, “Anyone want cookies?”

She closed the door behind him with a smile until she turned around and spotted you and Jungkook’s identical faces. “Don’t.”

“End it.”

“You’ve been saying that for a year now, you should realize I’m not taking your advice, Jungkook.” He narrowed his eyes, ready to retort but you placed a hand on his chest.

“Lily, he’s not terrible he’s just… not that bright. Why him?”

“Yeah! He’s a foreigner!” Jungkook yelled while clearing the table.

“Yah! ” you yelled.

“Well, foreigners aren’t the same as they were in your day. They’re crazier now….weirder.” He made frantic motions with his hands. Lily laughed.

“Yeah well, I could say the same about people here! Remember the dude before Daniel? What was it…Se Jun?”

“Just one d-”

“Or Lee Do! Or-”

“Ok ok! Can we just agree all mortals are weirder than they used to be?” You all laughed in agreement.

“Alright, I should probably leave. I need to call Daniel. He’s probably shaking at Jungkook’s intimidation.”

“Jungkook to mortals, Dad to you!” He called after her.

She waved him off as she left. “Bye mom, bye Jungkook.” He shook his head.

“12, 24, or 120? The world may never know.” You laughed.

For every bit of bliss running through your system, there was an equal amount of lust fueled adrenaline. The stranger’s blonde hair tickled your skin and her sounds further fueled your fire. Your hips ground down harder allowing Jungkook to fill you so deliciously. The red of your eyes peered down at him from over her shoulder with a sinful gaze.

Jungkook’s fingers squeezed her thighs in harsh approval of your climax he could tell was coming. Your face dug into her neck with one hand scratching a slow trail down the valley between her dripping breasts, the other half way around her waist to move her hips quicker with yours as you clenched around Jungkook.

“Come on. My sinful kitten fucking herself so well on my cock. Cum for us.” A long finger coming to flick over her breast before bringing it to his lips with a contented yet strained groan.

A loud drawn out whine turned scream rips from your throat to accompany the blonde’s as your climax hits.

It isn’t until you come down you dislodge your nails from their grip on her skin. You move away from her neck, sparing one final lick at the area before crawling off of Jungkook to the open space on the bed with a content sigh.  

“Fuck, that felt good.”

You notice he’s being quiet. You look over and see him, head buried in the stranger’s neck, with a hand over his length. “Jungkook!”

He pulls away. “What?”

“Aren’t you done?”

“She is still alive so no.”

You look down to the body between the two of you. And sure enough, beneath the hair covering her face, you see her eyes still looking between the two of you.

“Hm, I suppose so. She’s almost there though.”

“Good, so am I.” He smirks, tongue going to lick the tears rolling down her cheek.

You roll your eyes. “You can have her. I’m satisfied.”

“Aww come on,” he whines, large hand leisurely running up and down his cock.

You bite your lip, the offer more than tempting. But you shake your head walking to the kitchen fully naked, blood dried around your mouth and breasts. You take a moment to take in unnecessary breaths before pouring some water into a mug and placing it in the microwave.

Metallic and delicious aroma of fresh blood lets you know he’s in the room.

“She is treating that boy like a snack pack,” you say solemnly.

“Again?”

The microwave beeps and you take out the black mug, completely oblivious to the heat against your fingers.

“She’s getting more reckless, Kook.” You stir in a tea bag with a frown. “Daniel had a pretty bad wound that looked fresh. I could smell him bleeding through his bandage. He said he didn’t even remember how he got it! Or the one a few days ago!”

His hand pushed back his mussed locks dragging blood with it.

“We might have to rehab her.”

“Jesus, _____. She is barely 120 and we have already rehabbed her 5 times! Even I only had to once! You never have!! Where the fuck are these wild impulses coming from?”

“Will it even work anymore?” you worried.

“It’s got to. There’s no other choice.”

“Last time she didn’t speak to us for a decade.”

“Ten out of 120 isn’t bad.”

“Rehab is an option but-”

“But nothing! We’re vampires for god sake, not monsters!”

“But we are constantly being hunted like it! We can’t afford a slip-up!” You glower at him. “If you don’t want to assimilate-”

“It won’t come to that! I will never let it come to that!” He turns to stalk back to the bedroom with a low growl you could barely make out. “I’ll kill anyone I have to to prevent it.”

The drying smell of the latest victim was barely even a distraction for you. The closest to a trigger you’ve been in a while was Daniel’s hand earlier but even that was much stronger than normal. The irony of what you just did to the stranger in your bedroom remains lost to you in the grand scheme of things but a wake up call is on the horizon.

[crystalstar8]

Knights of the Night (ch 15)

Chapter 15

Ch 1, ch 2, ch 3, ch 4, ch 5, ch 6, ch 7, ch 8, ch 9, ch 10, ch 11, ch 12, ch 13, ch 14, ch 15

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29139240/chapters/71536491

pairing: Jungkook x oc

genre: vampire au, college au, twilight, romance

word count: 2,459

warnings: blood (obviously), kidnapping, child kidnapping, needles, France

notes: vampires, vampire au, college, college au, so many twilight references, blood, needles, kidnapping, children, homelessness, dance, ballet, flashbacks, romance, slow burn, probably no smut, idk yet tho, France, French things, attempted genocide, inaccurate French history, bisexual main character, @strawberriewithchocolate-blog @mozy-j  @daechwitad-2​ @zobadak​ @fallenstar-7​​​

summary: Catalina starts college in a small town all the way across the country. She doesn’t know anyone and isn’t exactly looking for friends. She just wants to focus on dance. But when she meets fellow dance major, Jimin, and adventurous, fellow freshman, Jungkook, Catalina ends up discovering a whole new side to the small college town; one that is dangerous but oh so enticing…

              Catalina was nervous. She had changed her outfit almost ten times and was already pulling a sweater out of her closet for an eleventh. She eyed her suitcase in the corner of her room. No, don’t open it, you’ll have to repack, she told herself. Her phone buzzed from her bed. It was a text from Jungkook.

JK: I’m on my way

              “Shit,” Catalina mumbled. She looked between the sweater in her hand and the one laying on the floor. The one in her hand was a bit nicer so she pulled that one on. She tucked it into her skirt, then slipped into her ankle boot heels. As she was checking her hair and makeup in the bathroom mirror for the last time, she heard her front door open. Rounding the corner, she saw Jungkook standing in the hallway, tapping the snow off his boots on the rug. Catalina grabbed her coat.

              “You look so cute!” he said as she came over for a hug.

              “I always look cute, what are you talking about?” she said. He grinned, his nose scrunching up and his eyes turning to crescents. He looked good too, in a turtleneck under his peacoat. It was amusing to her, knowing that he still had a few lingering marks on his neck. They had both dealt with enough teasing from their friends over the past few days, they definitely didn’t need Jungkook’s family on that train as well.

              “Ready to go?” he asked. Catalina nodded and followed him out the door, locking up behind her.

              The car ride was short, only a minute or two since they lived a block away from each other. There were two other cars in the driveway, which Jungkook parked behind. As they got out of the car, Jungkook said, “So, my brother is kind of annoying. Just warning you. He’s in law school and he’s a bit of an asshole about it.”

              “Be an asshole about your film major right back to him,” said Catalina, making him laugh.

              “Easy,” he said. “I’ll just start talking about my favorite directors and artsy films.”

              His house was warm and inviting, as it always was, but today, it was cleaner than Catalina’s seen it in a long time. Maybe ever. A small Christmas tree stood in the corner, decorated with mismatched bulbs and ornaments.

              Jungkook’s mom came out of the kitchen, pulling oven mitts off her hands. She saw Catalina and her eyes lit up.

              “Catalina! It’s so good to see you!” she said, pulling her into a hug. “I’m glad you could make it.”

              “Yeah, me too!” Catalina said. “I never get to see you guys, so I’m glad to be able to spend some time with you all.”

              “Of course, you’re always welcome,” she said. “My husband and I are always so busy with work, I feel bad. Anyway, come into the kitchen. The food’s almost ready. Jungkook, go help set the table.”

               Dinner was beautiful, and Catalina had fun listening to Jungkook’s family try to embarrass him by sharing childhood stories. He wasn’t embarrassed though, always laughing with the table and sharing his own details about the experiences. It sounded like the family hiked and camped a lot while the boys were growing up, so there were plenty of adventure stories to go along with that. Catalina asked about his parent’s jobs and they told her about what they do at the hospital during their overnight shifts. They were both nurses, but they also did volunteer work every chance they got. Jungkook’s brother was indeed a bit of an asshole about being a law student, but Jungkook cracked everyone up by talking about his favorite film, “Persepolis”, pronouncing it “Pear-say-po-li”.

               Catalina had a great time, but she didn’t stay too late since her and Jungkook had a flight to catch in the morning. Jungkook dropped her off at home that night, kissing her softly in the car before she got out.

               “I’ll see you in the morning,” he said. “I’ll pick you up at six.”

               “I can’t wait,” she said, pecking his lips once more before getting out of the car. “I love you.”

               “I love you too,” he said.

               It feels so good to say that, Catalina thought as she took the stairs to her apartment.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

               The airport was crowded with people rushing to travel for the holidays. Catalina was thrumming with excitement. She hadn’t seen her mom since before her first semester. She had never lived away from her home before, never away from her mom for so long. She couldn’t wait to see her, and to introduce Jungkook to her. They found their flight easily enough in the giant building, and soon enough, they were in the air, en route to Detroit.

               Catalina’s mom was waiting for them at the airport when they landed. As soon as Catalina exited the gates, she ran, giving her mom a long hug.

               “Oooh, dios mio, how I’ve missed you!” her mom said, holding her tight.

               “I missed you too, mom,” said Catalina. She pulled away and looked over at Jungkook. “Mom, this is my boyfriend, Jungkook.”

               “What a cutie you are!” her mother said as she gave Jungkook a hug as well. “It’s so nice to meet you.”

               “It’s nice to meet you too, Mrs. Diaz,” said Jungkook.

               “Ms. Diaz. Or you can just call me Lucía. Come, lets go home,” she said. “This place is too crowded.”

               Catalina sat in the passenger seat of her mom’s car on the way home. It wasn’t a long drive, their house was just outside of the city. During the drive, she wondered if she should reach out to her old friends. They had never once texted or checked up on her while she was away, so maybe it was best to leave them behind.

               The house looked exactly the same as when she last saw it and it gave her a sense of comfort to come back to the familiarity. After Catalina and Jungkook got settled into her old room, her mom called them downstairs to help bake cookies. While baking, Catalina and Jungkook told her all about their classes and professors. After the cookies came out, they had fun decorating them in weird and interesting ways. Jungkook decorated a gingerbread man with red eyes and fangs, which Catalina took a picture of to send to their friends.

               Later in the evening,  Lucía took them all out to dinner at a nice place in downtown Detroit. The restaurant was beautiful; bistro lights dripped from the ceiling, branching out from the twisting paper tree in the center of the dining room. Over dinner, Catalina told her mother about her friends in California, and about their trip to the lodge. Her and Jungkook left out the parts about their friends being vampires.

               “I want to know how the two of you got together,” said Lucía. “She didn’t date much in high school, so this is so exciting to me.”

               “I had a girlfriend in my senior year,” Catalina mumbled. Lucia waved a hand.

               “That doesn’t count,” she said. Catalina glanced at Jungkook, who was frowning after hearing this exchange. Catalina put a hand on his knee under the table and decided not to argue.

               “Well, we met in our French class,” Catalina started. “We became friends and we hung out a lot for the first few months of the semester. I mean, I never really knew I had a crush on him at first, I knew he was attractive, but I only saw him as a friend. Then one day, he kissed me, and we’ve been an item ever since.”

                Lucía had a hand over her heart as she listened.

               “That’s so sweet,” she said. “You two are a beautiful couple and I can see you’re so happy with each other. I’m just…so relieved that you found a nice boy and-“

               “Mom,” Catalina interrupted.

               “I just didn’t want you to fall back into those high school phases you were in,” she said. “I was so worried I would lose you to the wrong kind of people. There’s so many influences online these days and I just wanted you to be successful in life. That kind of lifestyle comes with drugs and-“

               “I’m gonna go to the restroom,” Jungkook said, standing up and giving her shoulder a squeeze.

               “Mom, stop it,” Catalina said. As soon as Jungkook was out of sight, she said, “My boyfriend is bisexual too. And so are some of my other friends at school. They’re all amazing people and I would do anything for them. I don’t like when you say things like this.”

               “Catalina, you know I love you no matter what,” her mother said. “I just want the best for you.”

               “It’s not something anyone can control,” Catalina said. “Whether I fall in love with a man or a woman, I’ve always hoped you could be happy for me no matter what.”

               “I am happy for you,”  Lucía said, reaching over to take Catalina’s hand. “You’re following your dream and you seem so happy with your life right now. I think I need to get used to the idea of my daughter being bisexual, there’s just so many bad connotations that come with that community. At least from when I was growing up.”

               “Things are different now,” Catalina said.

               “I know, I know,”  Lucía said. “I think I just need to get used to this. At the end of the day, I just want you to be safe and happy. I think a man would be able to provide for you better later in life.”

               “You of all people should know that’s not true,” Catalina said. “You raised me alone, and we were always pretty well off.”

                Lucía raised her eyebrows and shrugged. “You got me there.”

               Catalina giggled and squeezed her mom’s hand.

               “I love you, cariña,”  Lucía said. “Just remember that.”

               “I love you too, mom,” said Catalina.

               Jungkook came back and Catalina took his hand as soon as he sat down.

               “I’m sorry if what I said earlier was offensive,”  Lucía said to him.

               “It’s okay,” Jungkook said, flashing a smile.

               “I’m trying, it was just so different when I was young,” she said.

               “It’s really okay,” Jungkook said with a chuckle. “This sounds exactly like the conversation I had with my own mom when I was sixteen.”

                Lucía laughed and the conversation turned to the topic of Jungkook’s family. Dinner went on peacefully. Catalina was glad she got this conversation off her chest. She had been struggling with that topic ever since she came out in high school. It really sounded like her mother was trying to understand, and Catalina couldn’t be more grateful.

               The next day was Christmas Eve. Catalina and Jungkook took a day trip to Frankenmuth, which, as soon as they arrived, they realized was a bad idea. Frankenmuth was packed with people, but the pair still managed to have a good time. They ate dinner at the Bavarian Inn and took a carriage ride around the town. They walked the underground mall and the outdoor shops, but only bought gifts for Lucía, since everything was terribly overpriced. They didn’t even shop for each other, since they both confessed they had already bought each other Christmas gifts a long time ago. Snow covered the ground and everything was wrapped in Christmas lights in the little town. Just walking through the beautiful scenery hand in hand with Jungkook was wonderful. 

               They returned home late that evening, wrapping their gifts in Catalina’s room and going to bed afterwards.

               Christmas morning was pleasant;  Lucía cooked them a big breakfast, then they opened gifts in the living room. Catalina had two gifts from her mom. The first one was a Visa gift card and a heartfelt letter. The second gift was a quilt. Each patch depicted a different cat from t-shirts, towels and linens.

               “You’re grandmother started making this before she passed away,”  Lucía said. “You remember her nickname for you?”

               “Gatita,” Catalina said, tears prickling her eyes.

               “I found it just recently and I decided to finish it for you,”  Lucía said. “Just something to remember her by, something your children can use.”

               Catalina felt a tear run down her cheek. She wiped it away and got up to hug her mom.

               “This is wonderful,” said Catalina. “I love it so much.”

               “I’m glad you like it, cariña,” her mom said, hugging her back tight. “I know I don’t have a lot for you, like when you were a kid, but I didn’t want you to have to lug a bunch of stuff back to California with you.”

               “No mom, it’s perfect,” she said. “This is perfect.”

                Lucía then opened Catalina’s gift, which was a silver bracelet from Frankenmuth. Jungkook had gotten her a handmade scarf and hat set, and she had given him another Visa gift card.

               At some point during the day, Catalina made sure to find time for herself and Jungkook. Lucía went to pick up groceries in the afternoon, which was when Catalina took the opportunity to give Jungkook his gift.

               They were pressed together on the couch, both holding a little gift bag in their hands.

               “You first,” Jungkook said, handing her his bag. She took it and opened it, finding a little box in the bottom. Her heart beat fast as she opened it, revealing a ring with the moon in a glass bubble. She gasped and handed his gift over frantically.

               “Open this right now!” she said, pulling the ring out and putting on her middle finger. He did, his eyes getting wide as he opened the slightly bigger box.

               “No way,” he said, looking up at her.

               “How the hell did this happen?” Catalina asked, holding in giddy laughter. Jungkook pulled the necklace out of the box and put it on. The charm on the chain held the moon in a little glass bubble. The same moon as the one in her ring.

               “We bought each other the same thing,” he said, laughing.

               It was the waxing half-moon from the night they shared their first kiss in the vampire den.

               When Lucía came back home, they immediately showed her their unplanned gifts for each other. She laughed for about ten minutes. She then recruited them to help cook dinner, which was an exciting ordeal. Catalina was happy to learn how to cook all of her favorite dishes.

               The three of them ended up having a beautiful dinner together, bright with laughter and conversation.

               The next few days passed in a blur. They went out, cooked together, played games, and watched movies. Before they knew it, the week was over and it was time for Catalina and Jungkook to travel again for the next leg of their trip. Catalina was reluctant to leave her mom, but she was absolutely filled with anticipation for her stay in the cabin.

[revasser-destiny]

Hello I am your lovely positive Mun anon! This is for you mun! I dare you to show which muns you love like friends or family! You can list as many people you love but for every one person you list, you must say what you feel about that mun.

@idv-ask-azrael ❥ You always make me smile and laugh with Azzy, or just with your amazing personality! I know I always worry you when I consume sweets (pls forgive me, mama), but I do love you very much as a mother figure. You're just the sweetest cupcake I met so far, and I hope everything goes well for you. Ily! ♡

@theunconcernedembalmer ❥Another mama figure I love and cherish. Her artsyle is a lovely dreamscape to escape into when you want to indulge in the world of her muses! She is very kind and smart (dont you dare say no, or give me the no u card), and I look up to her like a butterfly shaped cloud in the sky. Also CLLLLLLAUUUUDDDDEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAA

@ask-idv-embalmer ❥Papasop is a beautiful ray of stardust at night, who listens to you and tries to make you laugh. I love them very much, and I would give them a homemade cake in shape of a heart. Their art is like looking at a colorful meadow of personalities and gold itself in my opinion! They also know my weakness for dad jokes so that's bonus there ♡

@cezlovesart ❥SISTER! I really love Cezzu to the point she is family to me. If I could, I would happily give her my munies and cookies without hesitation. 100% would cuddle and boop this precious angel of a sibling ♡

@idv-mike-morton ❥CLOWN MUMMMMMMM! I remember the day I made a mistake and became your child. I still don't regret it, haha! You are the funniest and loveliest person I met so far, a goddess in my eyes if I may be honest. You always know how to make me laugh and smile, even make the days seem brighter than before. I hope everything goes well for you, and if not, I'll be praying that it'll get better! ♡

@ask-the-idv-magus IZUMUMMMM! She is the chaotically beautiful gf of my clown mum, and I cherish her like the sun (no pun intended) itself. She also knows how to make me laugh, and I enjoy talking with her about aus and story ideas in vc. I compare her to the gentle rain in spring, soothing and understanding, but also very beautiful and sweet as the flowers curl up in wonder.

@seer-is-here ❥Fellow Detective StalkerGay, aka Gayboi Starboi. She is the gayest owl person I know, and she's really funny that I tend to giggle a lot, especially in rank. Jaff is an uplifting angel to me, and she's so kind that often I cry.

@identityvarchives ❥We may have just met, but let me tell you are such a beautiful diamond in the gallery of AUs and storytelling. I look up to you a lot, but I also wish the best to come your way, Alice. Ily! ♡

@http-idv ❥Same with the lovely Alice here, I also look up to you as an inspiration. You're such a gorgeous emerald in the meadow of writing scenarios, and telling the story of your muse. Much love! ♡

@ask-prospector-v ❥BROSIS! *inhales* YOU ARE SUCH A PRECIOUS GREMLIN TWIN THAT I WOULD SACRIFICE EVERYTHING I HAVE SO YOU CAN BE SMILING AND HABBY! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND GO UWU, GOD ILY SO MUCH! QAQ♡

@flowwerpot ❥You always take my kokoro with your Flower AU, and for that, I love you. In all seriousness, their Flower AU is like a beautifully made cake decorated as the blossoming dawn. They're just the sweetest person I've met, and I am honored to even be called their child. Flower mama is OP ♡

@nootnotno ❥NOOT, ILY SO MUCH THAT I WANNA CUDDLE WITH YOU ALL DAY, NO HOMO! You're such a solicitous angel, and I'm so happy to have met you in my life. Thank you for being my friend, and I hope you continue being such a sweetheart penguin! ♡

@ask-victor-grantzcampbell ❥Kira Kuro is just,,,, an angel sent from the heavens and I cherish them plenty. Their artstyle and storytelling with Victor has me intrigued and wanting for more. They're such a sweetheart that I wonder sometimes that if meeting them was a wonderful dream.

@ask-thepuppeteer-idv ❥D,,,DIA! She has taken my kokoro many times as well, but I love her very much that I let it happen. Dia is a darling to have around, and an amazing friend to talk with. She makes me smile with her presence and ocs, even if I do cry when angst comes over at times (SOBBING NOISES). I would 100% hold her hand and call her the Queen of Beautiful Dahlias ♡

@idv-lunar-shine ❥Hello, may I hug the mun and the muses (if I can without dying) please? The AU with Alice and Lucie is a wondrous gem to view over and over again that it makes me cry often. The dark parts mixed with light moments is a beautiful bouquet to be shared with people who are interested, and I feel blessed being one of them. If I could, I would love to give yumi a gift but sadly like always, Im a shy birb

@theincessantmercenary ❥First off, I like to mention that I didn't expect a Naib to come in my inbox and make me cry two rivers for an hour. Second, Lucie is a delightful rose in spring and no one can change my mind whatsoever. Their version of Naib is an engaging performance to watch alongside with Alice's Eli and yumi's lunar shrine (how do i mention everyone without breaking the keyboard), and I can't wait to see more. Also Marpesia is precious and I will die for her, thanks for coming to my TedTalk 😔

@ask-idv-conartist ❥A beautiful person with an amazing muse and artstyle. Their introduction is just perfection, and I often reread it because holy shit, it's just exceptionally good. I love the amount of work and care put into Charlie (100% would smooch on forehead, and hold hands with), his story

@ask-cesarandamelia-idvoc ❥Okami is a talented person whose muses are on my must protecc list. They're just the most amiable person I know, and they deserve much love for their creativity. They've also made me cry because of their art and writing to which I say please give me back my heart pls

@ask-magnetboi-nortnort ❥Have I mention that your Norton is the funniest bastard I have ever met so far? Now you know how much I love your blog, interpretation of Norton, and lovely you! Please don't hesitate to take a break once, and take care of yourself! Love you, Cousin Nyeli! ♡

@stitchedstatic ❥Mama Static is an affable rose in the meadow, and I love her very much! Her storytelling is a wonderful experience as more pieces are revealed from the characters. I'm not just talking about Alec and Nikola (you can obviously infer that I love the two), it's also her reverse characters and Clarity that make me go doki doki about everything. Mama Static, I would give you all of my donut cakes without hesitation and carry you to victory ♡

@ask-idvgardener ❥Mama Gwitchy is a wonderful mama, and I love their protrayal of dear Gardener. I would protect them with all of my life because they deserve the best. 100% would smile at just their presence alone ♡

@idv-missionary ❥Hi, Mama Fluff! I would like to tell you that you are the most loveliest morning glory I have ever met, and I wish that happiness will come your way when you need it. Love you! ♡

@ask-vampire-hunter-naib ❥Woosh come back from the war, jk. I love your interpretation of a vampire hunter Naib (including the others as well~)! Makes me want to care him, but also punch him at the same time fhdhdhdh. Please know that you are a beloved jewel in my heart, and I hope that everything blooms better for you! ♡

@ask-chloenair ❥Briar, we need to talk about how importantly beautiful you are. The representation of your muses is beautifully done, and their backstories makes me want to do a chef kiss every time. Your artstyle is just the perfect dessert to go along with the main dish, and I honestly can't wait for more of your story to come soon. I love you, Briar! ♡

@asimplecherry ❥Ah yes, the Angst Demon. Queen of said subject herself. My inspiration for darker writings and art itself. She is also a singing queen, and that opinion cannot be changed. Her muses are blast to have around, especially gremlin Emma who thonks people in the face. I just love Cherry's work so far, and I pray that everything goes well for her.

@idv-askclaudedesaulnier ❥Number one criminal who has stolen my kokoro so many times I've lost count. Their version of Claude is a darker, yet mystifying fairytale - which I fell in love with and thus my love for Claude began. Their artstyle is a mesmerizing star at night that carries on a different story in each of their blogs. And Bee, you are the most marvelous person I met so far, and I love you for being you. Take care of yourself, okay? Love you ♡

@peachy-teacakes ❥Dal here is my wise big sister who can also be dumb at the same time. Doesn't stop me from loving her because of her golden heart. Did I mention that she's a very beautiful being on this planet to the point that I believe she is a Queen? 😔♡

@ask-sculptor ❥My egg sister who apparently thinks that Wick is a, um.... not going to continue that because I know a couple will be screaming soon after i post this (XD). Winter is a beloved snowflake (no pun intended) and she is chaotically funny at the same time. Charlie Gayboi is my tol big bro, and you cant change my mind. ♡

@hatsirsir ❥BIG BROTHER! CAN I JUST SAY I APPRECIATE YOUR EXISTENCE EVERYDAY BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SWEETEST AND MOST CONSIDERATE PERSON I HAVE EVER MET! I CANT DIE FOR YOU, BUT I WILL HAPPILY COMPLIMENT WITHOUT HESITATION! YOU MAKE ME SMILE AND CRY HAPPY TEARS EVERYDAY WITH YOUR LOVING COMMENTS! YOUR CHARACTERS MAKE ME SOFT (except for obvious rats) AND PUT ME IN A CUDDLY MOOD. ILY HAT QAQ! ♡

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Every time I put together a list of STAR WARS fic recs, I keep wanting to add to it because, here’s the thing about this fandom, people keep writing more amazing fic. I’m especially fond of this set because it contains a whole bunch of novel/novelette length fics that made for incredibly satisfying readings, like, sure, we’re all worried about what TROS might bring, but it’s a lot easier to relax for awhile when I have twenty novels worth of fic to distract me. So, here, have a bunch of crying about some of the incredible fic this fandom has given us, before I decide, no, I’ll wait until I read just ten or twenty more fics (because I have them sitting on my reader to read already!) and cry about them at everyone, too. STAR WARS FIC RECS: TIME TRAVEL RECS: ✦ Legacy by myrlendi (thehistorygeek), luke & leia & obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & cast, time travel, 130k wip    Three months after the Battle of Endor, Luke Skywalker goes in search of a rumoured Jedi temple in a secluded part of the Mid Rim. He finds within the temple nothing but a strange artifact, which unexpectedly brings him much closer to the Jedi of old than he ever thought he would be. ✦ The Desert Storm by Blue_Sunshine, obi-wan & jedi & cast (too many to tag), time travel, 409.3k wip    The storm screams at him, and Obi-Wan Kenobi screams back. PREQUELS RECS: ✦ One Thing You Lack by maychorian, obi-wan & anakin, ~1k    Considering how easily Anakin wins at just about everything, it’s only fair that Obi-Wan have the best of him in at least one area. ✦ Adrift by Ripki, obi-wan & anakin & padme & yoda & palpatine & cast, 32.5k    In the aftermath of painful revelations, Obi-Wan and Anakin struggle to come to terms with the heavy price of secrets. But the war gives no respite and soon enemies are closing in, putting the Team’s honesty, loyalty and trust in each other to the test. ✦ Help me, Master by fireflyfish, obi-wan & anakin, 2.4k    Obi-Wan Kenobi watched in a kind of numb horror as Anakin Skywalker coiled his legs and summoned the Force to his command. ✦ Anamorphosis by saltyavocado, obi-wan/padme & anakin & cast, 33.5k    A distorted or monstrous projection or representation of an image on a plane or curved surface, which, when viewed from a certain point, or as reflected from a curved mirror or through a polyhedron, appears regular and in proportion; a deformation of an image. ✦ Knightrise by Deviant_Accumulation, obi-wan & yoda & satine & ahsoka & cast, 22.4k wip    “Strong enough to fight the Sith Lord, you are not.“ And just like that the fight drained out of Obi-Wan, the barely scraped together agitation running out of him like water from a broken glass. He looked at Yoda, the other Master already hobbling towards one of the back exits, his presence burning with focus, obviously expecting Obi-Wan to follow. ✦ Ensuring The Future by Shouting_at_God_in_Latin, obi-wan & anakin & mace & cody & yoda & cast, 44.1k wip    When both Yoda and Darth Sidious have a vision of the future, both send reinforcements to Cato Neimoidia. One fleet is sent to kill Obi-Wan Kenobi, the other is to save his life. The fate of the Light requires Obi-Wan to stay alive until years after the end of the Clone Wars, but can he even survive Cato Neimoidia? ✦ Rainfall on Geonosis by ealcynn, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & cody & cast, 33.9k    Obi-Wan Kenobi attempts to land his troops at Point Rain. Geonosis is not kind. ✦ Trust Fall by devilinthedetails, obi-wan & anakin & qui-gon, 1.4k    Two generations of Masters and Padawans. Two generations of trust falls. ✦ Lay Me Down by TrickyTricky, rex & obi-wan & cast, 7.9k    War is hell, and the terrible fate that lies in store for the clone troopers casts its long shadow over them even now. ✦ -when skies are hanged and oceans drowned, by glorious_clio, bail/breha, 1.1k    Bail’s had enough, and goes home to Breha. They know just how to take care of each other. ✦ Something Borrowed, Something New by Raven_Knight, qui-gon & dooku/jocasta, 1.6k    Qui-Gon Jinn had only been claimed as Knight Dooku’s Padawan for three weeks before he’d managed to get himself into trouble with his Master. ✦ Vestiges by Quark_Logic, obi-wan & anakin, ~1k    While duelling in the Death, Obi-Wan tries to connect with Anakin through their old Force Bond, not really expecting it to work. OBI-WAN/ANAKIN RECS: ✦ not too particular, not too precise by AozoraNoShita, obi-wan/anakin & padme & ahsoka, modern au, 8.4k wip    Obi-Wan and Anakin both run food blogs and they have Opinions about each other’s recipes. Then it turns out they live in the same apartment building and they have the same friends and when they finally meet? It’s like a cooking competition meets a rom-com. Kind of. ✦ Upfall by bell (belldreams), belldreams, usomitai (belldreams), obi-wan/anakin & obi-wan/satine & ahsoka & cast, NSFW, 71.1k wip    Anakin is doing just about everything he can to hold himself together; it won’t last. ✦ Transactions and Negotiations by zarabithia, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, modern au, light d/s, 5.3k wip    Obi-Wan Kenobi is Anakin Skywalker’s favorite client. ✦ This time we’ll fall together by liv_k, obi-wan/anakin & padme & yoda & cast, 27.6k wip    In the aftermath of Order 66, Anakin Skywalker’s miraculous survival after his confrontation with the new Sith Apprentice Darth Vader ignites a sparkle of hope in the remaining Jedi, in the fledgling rebellion and, above all, in his former Master, who thought he had lost everything to darkness. But darkness is generous, and it is patient. ✦ Home by little_tales, obi-wan/anakin & shmi & mace & qui-gon & cast, NSFW, time travel, 39k wip    Time travel fix-it story with a bit of a twist. After his death, Obi-Wan wakes up on Tatooine, in the body of his padawan self. But instead of trying to prevent Anakin from Falling, he decides to change the future by stopping Qui-Gon from ever meeting the little Ani. ✦ After the Pillars Come Down by Virgo827, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka & cast, 19.7k    Anakin, Obi-Wan, & Ahsoka investigate the death of a Senator, and an accusation against the Jedi Order. But as the shadow of their last offensive campaign looms over them, the Jedi find it harder and harder to come to terms with what the war has made them. ✦ In the Heat of the Moment by Gwendolyn (storiesofchaos), obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, 5.5k    In which Anakin and Obi-Wan are stranded on some lonely desert planet, and what first appears to be a dull, annoying mishap turns out to be full of pent-up desire and feelings that come to light. ✦ Mutual Acquaintances by Ghost_Owl, obi-wan/anakin & obi-wan/satine & anakin/padme & padme/satine & cast, 36.6k wip    In which Satine’s distress call puts Obi Wan under Council scrutiny, Anakin offers to save her for him as a Totally Platonic Favor, Satine would like one good day, please, Padmé has everything under control, and Maul manages to cause an even bigger problem than before. ✦ Adrift and Entangled by WhiteMoose, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka & padme & maul, some torture, 68k wip    After the Hardeen operation, emotions are raw. But before anything can be fully sorted out, the boys are sent to Christophsis for their next mission. Things don’t go as planned, and they find themselves alone in an unknown system with no hyperspace capabilities and no effective means of communication. ✦ Distractions by SingManyFaces, obi-wan/anakin 1k    Being distracted by Obi-Wan wasn’t anything new, but the circumstances always were. ✦ untitled by subskywalker, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, some d/s, 1k    “Remember dear one,” Obi-Wan reminded him as he pet his curls with one hand while the other stroked his cheek gently. “If it gets to be too much or if your need a break just tap our signal, okay?” ✦ The Seduction of Anakin Skywalker by DontCallMeShirley, obi-wan/anakin & anakin/padme & obi-wan/anakin/padme & cast, 20.2k    Anakin is falling to the dark side. Obi Wan and Padme concoct a scheme to bring him back. ✦ So Warm by amyfortuna, obi-wan/anakin, 1.2k    Anakin needs body heat. Well, maybe he needs a little more than just body heat. ✦ untitled by subskywalker, obi-wan/anakin/padme, sith!obi-wan, sith!padme, 1k    Anakin falls in increments and everything else happens in between. ✦ Dear Fellow Traveler by Glare, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, modern au, 17.4k    When strangers Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker both miss their flight, they become unlikely partners in the quest to get home. ✦ Satisfying Victory by zarabithia, obi-wan/anakin/ahsoka, NSFW, 3.4k    The Force gives and Ahsoka takes. (Or, Ahsoka goes back in time and is totally going to fix everything. But there’s another order of business to attend to first.) ✦ Cinnamon by birdcat, obi-wan/anakin, 2.4k    “Was it the same dream, today?” It took Anakin a moment to process Obi-Wan’s question. “Yes.” ✦ The Lives We Live Before the Present Moment by lyhoradka, obi-wan/anakin, 1.2k    The Jedi’s best-kept secret is that the Force lies. (Anakin finds Obi-Wan a flower.) ✦ Immortals by SingManyFaces, obi-wan/anakin/ahsoka, vampire au, ~1k    They tried to picture their lives without Obi-Wan, but they couldn’t. ✦ Soldier, Poet, King by Glare, obi-wan/anakin & qui-gon & dooku & cast, NSFW, time travel, d/s undercurrents, 102.5k wip    Second chances are very rarely given, but the Force smiles upon two of its favorite children and returns them to a time before their actions have met their consequences. ORIGINAL TRILOGY RECS: ✦ Yet Peace by theLoyalRoyalGuard, obi-wan & luke & cast, 3.7k    Grieving and unable to part with his best friend’s son, Obi-Wan raises Luke. Turns out, he’s pretty good at it. ✦ Hidden Relics by Burning_Nightingale, aphra & ahsoka, 1k    When Aphra goes searching for Sith relics on Malachor, she gets more than she bargained for. ✦ More Than Just a Treat by JessKo, obi-wan & luke & beru & owen, 1.3k    Beru and Luke bake cookies for Old Ben. REBELS RECS: ✦ we don’t have to have everything at once by Burning_Nightingale, thrawn/eli & thrass, 12.3k    Eli is reunited with Thrawn by chance on a mission for the Ascendancy; their changed circumstances give both the chance to voice things previously left unsaid. ✦ Lights In The Storm by Burning_Nightingale, thrawn/eli & faro, 13k    An Admiral being asked to investigate reports of smuggling at a tiny listening post in the ass end of nowhere would in normal circumstances be insulting - but Admiral Ballenrost is asking as a ‘personal favour’, and one does not turn down that sort of request from a man of his standing, even if one is the Imperial Navy’s most unorthodox and sole non-human flag officer. ✦ A Second Honor and Privilage by katsu, thrawn/eli & cast, NSFW, 10k    Eli and Thrawn smut held together with a thin veneer of plot. ✦ Dear by ambiguously, kanan/hera, fem!kanan, 4.8k    Kanan’s life has been a mess ever since Order 66, but now she has a new business partner and a new job to do. What could go wrong? SEQUELS RECS: ✦ Coneflower Honey by ambiguously, leia & rey & ben & finn, 3.2k    General Organa is seriously ill. The Supreme Leader of the First Order is the only person in the galaxy who knows what’s wrong with her. FULL DETAILS + RECS HERE!

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Daddy’s Home

Eric Northman x Fem!Reader

A/N: God I have been wanting to do an Eric Northman x Reader for the longest time! And now I finally have the chance, I got a bit inspired from rebingeing True Blood season 1-4 and stopped there. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as i did. Also all other language is from a website i found off google so don’t be too harsh if it’s inaccurate. 

*NOT MY GIF*

Word Count: 2773 If you like my stories you can check out my sideblog @jadegreywriting​​ to see all of them and my masterlist without filtering through my main blog.

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Prompt: Eric has been away on business for what seems like forever to you. So, when he calls and tells you that he’s finally coming home you decide to celebrate in an extra special way. 

Warnings: It’s pretty smutty people, which seems to be the only thing i write anymore… Also there is a bit of blood at the end of this so if you don’t like that sort of thing… 

This story is for 18+ ONLY. It contains sexual themes that are not suited for younger audiences so if you’re under 18 my blog and this story is not for you. Please make sure to read at your own discretion and remember that you are solely responsible for your content intake. 

When Eric called you and told you that he was finally coming home tonight after being away for weeks. You quickly set forth to planning one hell of a welcome home surprise for him. As soon as you got off the phone with him, you ran into the kitchen and quickly starting cleaning everything like the wind; knowing that when Eric says he’ll be home tonight he means it. You knew that he wanted to be home with you as much as you wanted him to be home with you. As you cleaned the kitchen counters, you felt a shiver run up your spine when an old memory came to mind.

Hands wrapping around your waist, pulling you close to a rock-hard body and feeling something else that was rock hard. You felt lips pressed to your neck, teeth slightly grazing as long fingers reached further down to your hot center, toying with you through the thin, soft pajama bottoms. Your hands grasping the kitchen counter as those long fingers dipped under your pajama bottoms, making your head fall back against his chest.

“You’re so wet, my love. It’s like you already knew I was coming in here to fuck you on the kitchen counters.” He smirked against your skin, his thumb rubbing circles on your clit. You let out a low moan and reached for him, grabbing his neck and pulling him closer to you.

“So, what’s taking you so long to fuck me then?” You smiled, earning a low growl from Eric as he spun you in his large hands at lightning speed and placing you on the counter-

You let out a long breath and pulled on the collar of your shirt, you let your memories run away with you for far too long. You quickly finished up the kitchen but just as you were starting to walk up the stairs another wicked idea popped into your head. You ran to the fridge and grabbed a roll of the pre-made cookies and quickly slapped them on a pan and threw them in the oven.

You smiled at all the steps of your dastardly plan to seduce Eric when he walks in the door; then quickly headed upstairs and into the bathroom. It was a race against the clock and Eric’s vampire speed to make yourself look irresistible for tonight. You put on your best smelling oils and blow dried your hair, making it fluffy and soft to the touch; and applied a decent amount of makeup. That mainly focused around your eyes, to make them look more intense.

Then it was finally time for the finishing touch, what you were going to wear; it didn’t matter too much since you knew whatever flimsy little garment you put on; Eric would soon rip off.

You smiled to yourself at the thought of that, as you opened your dresser drawers and hunted for a particular piece of lingerie that Eric bought for you a few years ago. Quickly slipping the piece of silk and lace over your body; you went to the mirror to check your hair and face one more time, before going to your closet and slipping on the only pair of “fuck me” pumps you own.

You giggled to yourself a bit as you took yourself in in the bathroom mirror, then as quickly as you could you made your way back downstairs to the kitchen and pulled out the cookies from the oven, their purpose having been served for the night. Once again looked around, making sure that everything in the house was absolutely perfect, you’d been so busy by cleaning and getting yourself ready that you hadn’t even noticed that the sun had set and night had fallen. Until, you heard a small whoosh and before you knew it Eric was at the front door already pushing his way inside; no invitation needed. You watched him take in the clean house and the smell of freshly baked cookies before he found you and ran to you, sweeping you up in his arms. Causing you to go into a fit of giggles as he held you close and breathed you in, before he put you down and really assessed you.

“Y/N.” he said slightly licking his lips. “Is this all for me?”

“You came inside so quick I didn’t have time to lounge myself across the couch.” You giggled.

He smiled lightly. “Well I’m sorry to ruin your plans of seduction. You obviously had no time to get ready what with the smell of freshly baked cookies wafting through the house.” He said raising an eyebrow.

You bit the tip of your index finger, feigning innocence. “Were the cookies too much?”

Eric, bent down to your lips and kissed you deeply pulling you into his hard body. Your lips opened immediately to his letting his tongue dance sinfully with yours; you sighed into his mouth, having missed him so much when he was gone. You reached up and wrapped your hands around his neck and buried your hands in his hair, bringing him closer to you.

Eric reluctantly pulled away from you, but kept his face close to yours. “No, my love. It was perfect, but-” He said looking down at your breasts and biting his lip. “There’s only one thing I’ve been craving.” He growled and you felt your center clench at the immediate flood of warmth from his words.

Eric wasted no more time, his hands slid down your backside signaling for you to wrap your legs around his waist. As eager as he was, he took his time climbing the stairs to the master bedroom instead of using vampire speed.  While he climbed you planted kisses all over his neck, sucking on the spot just under his ear, and grazing his skin lightly with your teeth. Eric let out another growl and gripped your ass harder, his massive palms covering you almost entirely.

“Careful there, Mitt hjärta. If you keep that up, I don’t think I could resist fucking you any longer and we’re only half way up.” Eric purred but you knew that he was a man of his word.

You felt the fire in between your legs growing steadily with each step he took up the stairs. You nuzzled his neck, continuing to place small kisses all around his neck, whispering in his ear about how much you’ve missed him and were so glad that he was home.

“And I can’t wait until you rip this thing off me and you’re buried inside of me.” You smiled to yourself and sucked on his earlobe.

Eric stopped for only a moment and then suddenly you were being thrown down on top of your bed at lightning speed. Your body bounced as it hit the bed and you laughed, clutching your ribs. But, Eric wasn’t laughing he ripped off his shirt in one moment and was on top of you the next, grinding his hips into yours; which cut your laughter short.

“Did you think that was funny sötma? Getting me riled up so I’d get you into bed faster?” He smiled wickedly, kissing your neck and running his hands down your body, until he reached exactly what he wanted. He palmed your center, making you moan under his touches.

“Well-” you breathed. “I-It got you here faster didn’t it? I’ve been waiting long enough for you to come home and fuck me properly. I’m not a patient woman, Eric.” You said throwing your head back deeper into the pillow as his thumb circled your clit, just like he had in your daydream this afternoon.

Eric chuckled. “, I know you’re not Y/N. Which makes this so much more fun.” He said before he leaned down and kissed you again, his tongue mingling with yours but this time it tasted different; it tasted like copper.

You gasped into your kiss and Eric pulled back and smiled a faint trace of blood on his lips.

“Now.” He said tracing his fingers just at the hem of your bra, the back of his knuckles sending shivers all over your body as they brushed past the top of your breasts. With each stroke of his fingers you could feel his blood become more prominent withthin you, heating you to a blaze you knew would be the equivalent of a star going supernova. “As much as I love how you finally wore this little number for me, I’m afraid it’s days are numbered.” He chuckled as he tore thing in half exposing you completely to him.

You let out a gasp, and then moaned biting your lip as you watched him take in all of you.

“Fuck.” He breathed “So, beautiful Mitt hjärta

You watched as he began kissing you down the length of your body starting with the tops of your breasts; taking his time with each one giving them some much needed affection. Then his kisses trailed further down, his blood coursing through you making it feel like his lips were covering every inch of your skin. His lips traveling down your stomach, pressing delicate kisses to your stretch marks on both sides of your sides; before he continued down lower. In your excitement you rolled your hips up hoping to reach his face, but he’d pulled just far enough away from you. His piercing blue eyes looked up at you and then back to your center, taking his long index finger and running it down the length of your folds; earning a gasp from you.

“I have been craving this for weeks and I’m fucking starving baby.” He growled, pushing his index finger inside of you, slowly. His filthy words and actions held such a strong promise of pleasure that you let out a low sound that was part mewl part moan.

Eric smiled wickedly at your noises and pulled out his finger, before sucking on it, letting out a low moan himself. Before you knew you it Eric quickly dispensed with his clothes in a flash and was back on top of you, his mouth once again laying soft kisses over your mound, making you moan in light frustration. But, this time his kisses continued fluidly from the top of your mound down to your clit, as he kissed you he took your leg and lifted it over his back so you were completely open to him.

You let out a soft moan of relief at having Eric home and in your bed again, hating when he was gone for so long. But that, moan of relief soon turned to one of increasing intensity as Eric’s soft kisses on your clit soon turned to harsh sucking, making you gasp and try to lift up, holding onto Eric’s head for support.

Eric placed a large hand on your stomach; easily holding you down as he continued to suck, flick and lap at you, like he really had been starving and this was his first meal in months. He took his free hand and pushed his index finger back inside of you, pumping you slowly whilst his tongue continued with its work of unraveling you.

You felt like you were on the verge of convulsing, but Eric’s large hand stayed splayed out on your stomach keeping you grounded to the bed and under his skillful tongue as he continued to tongue you.

Eric added another finger inside of you and you already felt the familiar build of your climax approaching as Eric relentlessly sucked on your clit, his fingers slowly pumping you faster and faster. Making your building climax feel like a speeding freight train about to go off the rails.

“Eric.” You were barely able to moan out. “Eric-” you said but cut yourself off as you let out a loud moan when Eric’s fingers curled inside of you, finding that perfect spot and increasing your approaching climax.

“Oh god Eric!” you screamed, thrashing your head on the pillows behind you, but your noises of pleasure only spurred on Eric, his tongue lapping you up like a fine meal that he enjoyed so much he wanted to lick the sides of the bowl. And with one more curl of his fingers your orgasm came without warning and you let out a scream, feeling your back lift from the mattress but Eric didn’t relent one bit. You grabbed onto Eric’s hair fiercely, nails digging into his scalp but he continued to eat you out so fiercely through your orgasm, not wanting to give up this delectable meal in front of him.

“Eric.” You breathed out, feeling tears come to your eyes from the intensity of his pleasures.

Eric seemed to sense that you couldn’t take anymore and pulled his mouth away before he slowly pulled out his fingers. You shivered as he kissed your stomach as he crawled back up the length of your body, before he pressed his lips to yours.

“You taste so fucking good Mitt hjärta.” He said before deepening the kiss, running his tongue against yours, letting you taste yourself. He moaned as he pulled away and watched your eyes blow wide in renewed pleasure. He pressed his forehead against yours your breath mingling with his. “Did you miss me baby?” He said seductively as you felt him line himself up to your entrance, making you whimper as he rubbed himself against your overly sensitized clit.

“Yes.” You breathed, reaching up to wrap your hands around his neck and bury your hands in his silky blonde hair at the nap of his neck.

“How much did you miss me baby?” He asked, obviously teasing you, knowing exactly how much you missed him and how much you wanted him.

“I missed you so much Mitt hjärta.” You said using his native language against him, knowing how much it affected him when you called him that. “I couldn’t sleep, eat, or get off without here in my bed or buried inside of me.” You growled out, feeling recovered from your earlier orgasm and desperately wanting another.

That seemed to have sent Eric over the edge, because without another moment Eric buried himself inside of you in one swift motion, you both let out hearty moans at finally being connected again; after being apart for so long. He let you get used to him for only a moment before he started moving, pulling himself out slowly only to plunge himself back inside of you. His lips found your breasts again and sloppily kissed you as his thrusts picked up pace, pinning you to the bed as he pounded into you. You knew it wouldn’t take long for either of you to find your climaxes soon enough, especially with Eric setting such a satisfyingly delicious pace.

“Eric. Mitt hjärta.” You moaned out, cradling his face closer to yours and crashing your lips against his. You gasped against his lips as you felt his fingers, rubbing soft circles on your clit, sending you completely over the edge once again. You clung Eric close to you as your orgasm took over your body; but Eric wasn’t nearly being close to being done with you. He turned you over so you were on your stomach and he entered you again, this time deeper and continued his bruising pace, making you scream his name.

Eric’s hands wrapped around your chest and brought you up to him so your back was flush with his chest as he continued to thrust into you. As you felt your next orgasm coming on fast, you felt Eric brush your hair away from your neck and place a kiss against your pulse.

“Can I sötma?”

”Yes. Eric, yes.” you moaned out craning your neck a bit more for him and laying it agasint his chest. You heard the familiar click of his hands and suddenly you felt a small pinch at the base of your neck and Eric’s lips pressed firmly agaisnt you, and as Eric fed from you you felt your orgasm rush over you and you tried not to squirm against him too much; but apparently it was too much for Eric too because he pulled away from your neck and let out a loud groan, as he came inside of you. Then kissing your shoulder lightly as he came down from his orgasm high.

“That was some welcome present.” He smiled, kissing you on the shoulder before he pricked his fingers on his fangs and rubbed his blood on the bite marks on your neck.

“I wanted you to know just exactly how much I missed you.” You smiled and kissed him deeply.

[whitewitchdani]

Infinitely Different: Chapter 25

Read Chapter 24 Here

Word Count: 1008

Pairing: Winchester!Sister x Damon Salvatore

Warnings: angst, language, fluff

A/N: Its short but I wanted to get it out to you guys. So here’s chapter 25! :)

Infinitely Different Masterlist

Red.

Blood red was all you saw. The color of the pure rage you felt settling into your chest as you stared down the eldest Mikaelson.

You jumped as you felt a hand on your shoulder. Turning around, you saw Damon with a sympathetic look on his face. Something rarely seen on the face of the eldest Salvatore. It had an almost calming effect.

“The first thing I wanna say is you’re a total badass. You just put down an Original single-handed. Even me and Stefan couldn’t do that without help.”

You smiled at him, “Thanks, Damon.”

He shot Elijah the dirtiest of all dirty looks. Turning back to you he looked skeptical, “You want me to stay?”

“No, I need to do this alone,” you sighed.

He patted your shoulder a couple times before following his brother and Caroline into the library. As soon as the room was empty save for you and Elijah, you sighed once more and turned back to the Original.

“Y/N...”

You held up a hand, “Stop. I need to get this out before I hear whatever it is you have to say.”

He closed his mouth and nodded, looking like a kicked puppy.

“I’m not mad at you, Elijah.”

His head shot up in surprise, “What?”

“Your family will always come first to you and I understand that. I’d walk into Hell for my brothers, and I basically have. I’d never expect you to go against your brother when I couldn’t go against mine. Always and forever right?” You sighed, “I guess I’m just disappointed? Especially after you let Klaus launch me into a bookcase.”

Your voice raised a tad at that statement, “Okay, maybe I’m a little mad. Just because you are loyal to your family, doesn’t mean you have to stand idly by while your brother does shit like this. He could’ve killed me, and you did nothing.”

He sighed, “I–”

“I’m. Not. Done.” He nodded once again.

“Klaus was right, Elijah. I did have feelings for you, I still do. These last couple weeks I really did feel a connection between us. I mean, you’re the reason I’m alive.”

“I’m also the reason you’re dead.”

“You are not responsible for your brothers actions. Only if you’re around and don’t do anything to try and stop him. Yeah, being a Winchester and a vampire isn’t ideal. But I think I’m doing alright,” you said with a sly smile.

There was an awkward silence. Elijah was obviously waiting to see if you were done talking so he could get a word in. You waved towards him signaling for him to speak. You were very interested in what he had to say.

“For 1,000 years, it’s just been me and my siblings. Running from our father, learning how to be vampires and how to blend in century to century. We made that promise almost a millennia ago, always and forever. And, for the most part, we’ve abided by it.”

He paused, “The whole time, we’ve had to police Klaus. Well, I have. He’s always been quick to anger, a loose cannon as some would say. Without me around, Klaus goes unchecked. And that spells trouble for everyone.”

“So the reason for all of this, is so you could stay with Klaus and keep him in line?”

“Somewhat. Even though you’re a vampire now Y/N, we could never be together. You’re a hunter, now and always. Our families have been at odds ever since John came after us.”

“We could, if we really wanted to.”

“I can’t risk it. If you were to ever cross Klaus, if he thought you were even thinking about breaking apart our family by us running off somewhere, he’d kill you. Permanently this time.”

You sighed, “You’re right. Even though Klaus offered me a place as a Mikaelson, it’d never last. Klaus is jealous by nature, and I don’t think he’d appreciate me stealing you from him.” Rubbing the back of your neck, you continued, “Honestly? I’ve known this wasn’t possible. I don’t think what we had was more than a passing fancy. Which is okay. I just wish I’d realized it sooner.”

Elijah sighed, “I’m sorry Y/N.”

“I’ll survive. I always do.”

He sauntered up to you and kissed your forehead. A single tear made its way down your cheek as you mourned for what could have been. 

“Goodbye Y/N.”

You let a small smile find its way to your lips, “Goodbye Elijah.”

As he walked out the door, a lot of different emotions hit you. Sadness, pain, and surprisingly relief. Dealing with both Elijah and Damon was stressful, but part of you knew all along who was right for you. It doesn’t mean you didn’t have feelings for Elijah because you did. 

It just meant that the dark haired, broody Salvatore had captured your heart somewhere along the way.

You sat on the couch and stared into the fire. The night had been a rollercoaster. The night began with the highest of highs, being so happy at your party with all your friends and ended in the lowest of lows with you almost dying. Again.

“You can come out now, Damon. I know you’ve been listening.”

Turning around, you watched as Damon stalked from his hiding place in the hallway. Looking like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar he made his way over, standing right in front of you.

“Are you alright?”

“I am, actually. Aside from almost dying again, this night was pretty fun,” you said with a breathy laugh.

“Did I ever mention you’re amazing?” Damon asked with a smirk.

“Yes but you can say it again.”

You both laughed as he sat down next to you. It was silent for a moment, neither of you knowing how to begin. This conversation was both awkward and long overdue. Who should start? What should you say?

“So...” 

“So...” you said back.

“We have a lot to talk about don’t we?”

“Yes we do Damon. Yes we do.”

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[wurwurz]

I was tagged by @adaline-hiero, thank you sweetie.

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? My mother.

2. Are you outgoing or shy? I used to be very shy at school and university era, even as a young adult. I wouldn't say I'm outgoing now. But not shy anymore. Right in the middle.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My mother and my brother because they are all the family I have left. My dog because he's my baby.

4. Are you easy to get along with? Yes

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I've never ever been drunk in my life. No interest.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? The ones who could not be attracted to me. The Hiddleston and Cumberbatch kind (funny, smart, artist, educated, gentleman, caring, giving, handsome but doesn't act like he God knows it, heartful, sensitive...)

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Nah.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? My dash shows me a lot of Brie Larson content these days (due to Marvel) and I envy her silhouette, mainly her boobs.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Online ? Nah. Face to face, depends.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My dog. "How not to pee in the kitchen when mom is in the bedroom".

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Damned Quasimodo !” to my brother (Notre Dame de Paris burning).

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? I don't listen to the radio, so I barely listen to "new" songs.

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Kids, no. Lover, yes.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? As much as I believe in Nessy.

15. What good thing happened this summer? I went to the Provence.

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? No.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? That's not even a question. Just logic. Yes there is life on other planets and I hope it is nothing like humans.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No.

19. Do you like bubble baths? I prefer showers.

20. Do you like your neighbors? Two look like serial killers, one is 110 years old, one obviously doesn't know what a shower is for, two other kill my nose sensitivity everytime they open their door, one loves to play music until 4 in the morning. Noooope.

21. What are you bad habits? I try to do 10 things at once. Worse is that I do succeed.

22. Where would you like to travel? London.

23. Do you have trust issues? If I understand the question right, ooooh yes.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Going back home in the evening.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My thumbs because I've got brachydactyly.

26. What do you do when you wake up? I rub my eyes and I complain about me not sleeping enough.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? My skin is as white as Olaf and I love it. It never gets tanned, it's fascinating. I turn red and then all white again.

28. Who are you most comfortable around? My mum.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? No.

30. Do you ever want to get married? Not really.

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Yes.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Tom and Benedict and meeeee.

33. Spell your name with your chin. I have no dea what that one means.

34. Do you play sports? What sports? Yes, shopping and I've very good at it.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Depends. Sometimes I listen to music for hours everyday and sometimes I don't listen to a single tune. Same for TV.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes.

37. What do you say during awkward silences? I laugh.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? The answer will sound so teenish. The two actors I feel for.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Decoration stores.

40. What do you want to do after high school? I am 43, honey.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Some yes, others neva eva.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I've just woken up.

43. Do you smile at strangers? If they walk their dog, yes. Though I first smile at the dog.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Asgard.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? An invisible force stronger than me.

46. What are you paranoid about? Losing the 2 only members of my family.

47. Have you ever been high? No and not willing to be.

48. Have you ever been drunk? No, police officer.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? I was made for acting bad. ^^

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? I don't wear hoodies.

51. Ever wished you were someone else? Yes. Currently wishing I was Bobby Hiddleston. But I wouldn't enjoy being that furry for long.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? More confident.

53. Favourite makeup brand? Revolution Beauty for cheap brand. Make Up For Ever.

54. Favourite store? Make up ? Sephora

55. Favourite blog? Some I love equaly, so no name.

56. Favourite colour? Green.

57. Favourite food? Pizza.

58. Last thing you ate? Foret noire (Bonte Divina).

59. First thing you ate this morning? Nesquik + Princes Lu.

60. Ever won a competition? Yes, if work competition are included. My boss didn't know if he should keep me or the other girl (I knew he preferd the other girl because of her short skirts), so he gave us tests. I won. Hehehe.

61. Been suspended/expelled? No comprendo.

62. Been arrested? For what? No.

63. Ever been in love? Yes.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? No, I won't.

65. Are you hungry right now? A bit. But on a diet for one day so I'm not gonna ruin it already !

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I hate them all !!! lol

67. Facebook or Twitter? Sick of Facebook. Too unpretty for my standards and too full of boring stuff. Twitter.

68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr !

69. Are you watching tv right now? Yes.

70. Names of your bestfriends? Tic and Tac.

71. Craving something? What? Another one I don't get. What is to crave ?

72. What colour are your towels? Taupe (light brown).

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? One ergonomic.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No but I wished that my real living animal would like to sleep with me, but he doesn't. Chihuahuas...

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Me, none. My dog has over 20.

75. Favourite animal? Except dogs, gorillas.

76. What colour is your underwear? White.

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Pistachio / Mint.

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Depends.

80. What colour pants? Depends.

81. Favourite tv show? Sherlock.

82. Favourite movie? Bram Stoker's Dracula.

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Since I don't know what it is, I guess... none !

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? I used to watch 21 Jump Street when I was a teenie with Depp that I already didn't like... Overrated actor.

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Stop asking.

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? The mean shark. Kidding. Dory.

87. First person you talked to today? My dog asking him if he had slept well. He never answered.

88. Last person you talked to today? My dog wishing him a good night. He never replied.

89. Name a person you hate? My grandmother. Wishing her the worst on earth (loooooong story).

90. Name a person you love? My mother + my own Myscroft.

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? My grandmother now that you brought that back.

92. In a fight with someone? No.

93. How many sweatpants do you have? None. That's a fashion no for anybody.

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? No hoodie. Sweaters a bunch.

95. Last movie you watched? Crappy movies on Netflix and I have no idea how they were called...

96. Favourite actress? Sigourney Weaver.

97. Favourite actor? Benedict Cumberbatch because he blew me away too many times. Tom Hiddleston is a great contender.

98. Do you tan a lot? Not at all. But I do get red.

99. Have any pets? One chihuahua, Cookie, 9 years old. Had another chihuahua named Bobby who passed away last year. He was 11.

100. How are you feeling? Ok? I'm at home watching Notre Dame burning. I'm sad.

101. Do you type fast? Kind of.

102. Do you regret anything from your past? Sadly yes.

103. Can you spell well? Yes.

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? My father. He passed away in 2015.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? No idea what it is.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Happened.

107. Have you ever been on a horse? My friend told me it was a horse and confessed it was just a big poney afterwards.

108. What should you be doing? Giffing !

109. Is something irritating you right now? I'm biting a nail and I've just ruined it.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes.

111. Do you have trust issues? You've already asked that one, parrot.

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My mother.

113. What was your childhood nickname? "Nini la sauce".

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? I went to Germany to meet an actor I don't care about now. I met online buddies, visited Germany. Was great.

115. Do you play the Wii? PLAYSTATION !!!

116. Are you listening to music right now? Nope.

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? No.

118. Do you like Chinese food? No.

119. Favourite book? The vampire Lestat, Anne Rice.

120. Are you afraid of the dark? No. Love it.

121. Are you mean? Hehehe, yesssss.

122. Is cheating ever okay? No. Never.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? No, not with a doggie.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes.

125. Do you believe in true love? Yes.

126. Are you currently bored? A bit, that thing is too long.

127. What makes you happy? When my bank doesn't call to complain about my empty account.

128. Would you change your name? Noooo. Marilyn is a beautiful name. Merci, maman.

129. What your zodiac sign? Aquarius.

130. Do you like subway? Never used subway.

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? God that silly thing happened. That was embarrassing. He was just a friend, not someone I ever felt for. That has ruined our friendship, he was kind of married.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Not kidding, you have already asked the same question, right ?

133. Favourite lyrics right now? “shoo-be-doo-be-doo" by Madonna. Yeah, that's deep.

134. Can you count to one million? Happy to know I have always had better things to do.

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? "I hadn't noticed that Cookie had vomited right there, mom, promise". For the record, she cleaned. *g*

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed door ! I live in the french Bronx !

137. How tall are you? 162 cm. Something like... 28 cm shorter than Tom Hiddleston.

138. Curly or Straight hair? Wavy.

139. Brunette or Blonde? Brunette with one or two white hair already.

140. Summer or Winter? Summer. I hate, like really really hate winter.

141. Night or Day? Night.

142. Favourite month? July.

143. Are you a vegetarian? I'm weirdian. I don't like meat, I don't like vegetables. I am a pain in the ass when you ask me to come diner.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk chocolate.

145. Tea or Coffee? Coffee. Benedict can keep all the tea.

146. Was today a good day? Until my country lost one of its most iconic monument, yes.

147. Mars or Snickers? Mars.

148. What’s your favourite quote? “If it bleeds, we can kill it”. ^^

149. Do you believe in ghosts? No but Zach Bagans would make me say yes.

150. Do you tag anyone else to do this? I always fear I bore my mutuals with these, so nope.

[diabolik-tiefling]

Tag Game

Rules: answer 20 questions. tag 20 people who you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @sugar-bites

Name: Krystal

Zodiac sign: Capricorn

Hobbies: drawing, cosplaying, writing, listening to music, gaming

Languages: English and French

Nationality: American

Favorite fruit: Apple

Favorite scent: rain, peppermint, fresh baked cookies

Favorite color: every shade of blue

Favorite animal: otter

Tea, coffee, or hot chocolate: Hot chocolate

Favorite fictional character: Shin (obviously), Jumin Han, Rin Matsuoka, Qrow, Matt Miller

Dream trip: South Korea, Japan, Dubai

When blog was made: I don’t ever remember

Last movie seen: Jurassic World

Favorite candy: Reese’s

Favorite season: Fall

Songs on repeat: Wolf in Sheep’s clothing (Set it off), I’m not a vampire (Falling in reverse), so what (BTS)

Favorite anime: Diabolik Lovers, Nanbaka, Yuri on ice, Black Butler, Death Parade (top 5)

What you always wanted to do: Learn how to drive a motorcycle or ride a horse

Wish: I wish I could get a solid idea of what I really want to do with my life

I tag anyone because I’m too lazy to tag someone

[sanfranciscodreaming]

ALL THE FALL QUESTIONS (but you can skip the ones someone else asked you if that happens)

omgoodness so many lol

1. pumpkin pie or apple pie? I hate pumpkin and my Grama’s sour cream apple pie is the only apple pie I like!!

2. favourite fall song? idk??? I don’t really have one I don’t think.

3. favourite Halloween song? Again, I don’t really have one.

4. favorite fall drink? Ummm, I pretty much only drink water all the time lol. 

5. favourite fall food? The ham and stuffing I get for Thanksgiving! And those Halloween Pillsbury cookies omgggg 😍

6. Favourite Halloween/fall movie? THE HALLOWEENTOWN SERIES, NOBODY TOUCH ME. Ignoring the fact that this is TV not movie related, I also totally don’t re-watch the Charmed Halloween episodes near Halloween 😏 And not gonna lie when I was a kid September was kinda the time I would always start my Charmed whole series re-watch anyway lmao. 

7. favourite fall colour? Red and orange with a dash of brown (but not like gross brown)!

8. favourite Halloween candy?I like almost all the chocolate bars except like the coffee one and a few others I can’t think of rn.

9. leggings or jeans? Jeans.

10. favourite fall blogs? I don’t think I follow any strictly fall blogs so idk??? 

11. 10 mini pumpkins or 1 big pumpkin?This is difficult because we always got two big ones (one for me and one for my sister) but I also think mini pumpkins are cute and always wanted them soooo both?? 

12. favorite book to read in the fall?If I’m feeling nostalgic I may read one of my old Charmed novels or my Charmed comics but other than that I don’t really have anything I read only at fall.

13. favorite candle scent(s)? Apple is the only one that comes to mind. I’m not huge into candles and I’m really picky with my scents lol. 

14. coffee or tea? tbh it’s really neither but I do once in a blue moon drink some chamomile tea so I guess tea.

15. favourite fall activity? I always loved jumping in the leaves as a kid, carving the pumpkins, decorating for Fall as well as Halloween and obviously dressing up for to go trick or treating! Not to mention most of the tv shows come back and there are all the new ones to check out too!

16. caramel apple or candy apple?neither, I dislike apples when they’re not in something.

17. favourite fall outfit?I’m gonna be honest here and say I usually wear shorts all year round when I’m at home. Butttt if I’m going out I guess I’d pick some nice skinny jeans/capris, my emus/boots/running shoes, a light scarf, plaid button down with a tank, my fall jacket or one of my pink sweaters with a tank underneath and no jacket.  

18. sweaters or jackets?Both! As long as I can take it off when I’m inside because I’m always hot. 

19. mittens or gloves?both!

20. favourite tree?willow trees are cool and the cherry blossom ones but yeah I don’t really think about trees much so idk for fall haha. 

21. Halloween or Thanksgiving?Halloween!!!

22. sweet treats or salty treats?Both!

23. what do you have for Thanksgiving?A DELICIOUS HAM (also turkey but I hate turkey and don’t eat that), my coleslaw, Grama’s sour cream apple pie as well as her stuffing, homemade biscuits, caesar salad, sometimes blueberry cheesecake! I don’t like a lot of the traditional “Thanksgiving” food stuff so that’s basically all I care about/know about. 

24. corn maze or haunted house? Haunted house!

25. would you have a fall themed wedding?Er no but that’s mostly because I’m never getting married so therefore will never have a wedding lol.

26. traditional jack-o-lanterns or artistic jack-o-lanterns?Mine look like they’ve been butchered lmaaao so traditional I guess. But the fancy ones are cool too I just can’t do them.

27. zombies or vampires?Neither! Because witches are where it’s at. 

28. scarves or hats?My first instinct was to say scarves but I’ve gotten into hats recently too so both. 

29. do you like baking?Yes!

30. favourite thing about fall?the cool weather, the changing leaves, decorations, Halloween, my Charmed re-watch!

FALL QUESTIONS

[ohmychuckitssamanddean]

I vote all the ice cream flavors! But if not then I specifically vote cotton candy ummmmm i forgot the others kinda. I think one was zodiac and one was favorite songs and I think there was another and I just look at the thing like not even 60 seconds ago but oh well, can't remember. 😁

Oh yay! I get to do a thing! Since you asked for all of the flavors, I went ahead and did them. I’m gonna put them under a cut though cause I don’t wanna clog people’s dashes. Thanks for sending me the ask. :D

chocolate: when was your first kiss? When I was 14.

french vanilla: how old are you? I just turned 37.

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to? London, Venice, Paris

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak? French (I dunno why lol)

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands? Whatever is cheapest. I rarely use cosmetics.

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors? I’m an indoors person who wants to be an outdoors person.

cookie dough: do you play any instruments? Um…I played the recorder in 4th grade. Does that count? LOL

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment? “Closer” by Kings of Leon, “Dragula” and “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie, “Smother Me” and “Wake The Dead” by The Used, “Love Me Dead” by Ludo, anything by Louden Swain, and basically anything on this list.

butter pecan: favorite songs for life? The songs listed above, “Fly To The Angels” by Slaughter, “Big Empty” by Stone Temple Pilots, “At The Library” and “She” by Green Day, “Helena” by My Chemical Romance, “Epic” by Faith No More, “Vermillion Part 2″ by Slipknot…this could go on forever

cheesecake: what’s your zodiac sign? Taurus

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool? The beach. I love squidging my toes in the sand and playing in the ocean. 

chocolate chip: what’s your most popular post? The one about Jensen’s perfect mouth. Hmm. I wonder why that one? Lol.

bubblegum: books or movies? I love both equally.

pistachio: manga or anime? Um..both I guess.

salted caramel: favorite movies? Ten Inch Hero (obviously lol), King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword, The Princess Bride, The Crow, The Lost Boys, Serendipity…I could be here for days.

birthday cake: favorite books? Harry Potter series, The Mortal Instruments series, Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy series, Vampire Kisses series (I know, I know don’t judge me :P)

moose tracks: favorites for manga? I only own one set of manga books and they’re Vampire Kisses

orange sherbet: favorites for anime? I don’t have any favorites. Inuyasha I guess?

peanut butter: favorite academic subject? Science, History, and Sociologyblack raspberry: do you have any pets? I do not, but I currently live at my parents house and they have 3 cats.

mango: when and why did you start your blog? I started this blog July 18, 2012 after seeing Thor for the first time and totally falling for Tom Hiddleston. Five years later I became obsessed with SPN and the rest is history. Lol

mocha: ideal weather conditions? Fall-like weather. I love it when it’s just cold enough for a light jacket and when it’s raining and gloomy. I know that sounds depressing to most people, but I freaking love it.

black cherry: four words that describe you? Shorter. Than. Jared. Padalecki. Lmao sorry, I had to. Um…I guess quiet, funny, short, and kind.

neapolitan: things that stress you out? Everything basically.

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music? Any kind of rock music.

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy? Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Milky Way, Baby Ruth, Twix, Snickers

toffee: a card game that you’re good at? I dunno…Texas Hold'em I guess? Kinda.

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast? I have to. I get a migraine if I don’t.

dark chocolate: turn ons? Common sense, intelligence, confidence (I know I’m a hypocrite), funny people, people who aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves, I dunno what else.

fudge: turn offs? Being rude/mean, chewing with your mouth open, arrogance, I’m sure there are other things. I just can’t think right now.

peach: how do you relax? I’m not sure anymore. Honestly, just chilling out in front of the tv/netflix and playing on tumblr.

praline: a popular book you haven’t read yet? Um…most of them. I haven’t read a popular book since Mortal Instruments, so…

superman: do you like sweaters? Yes.

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee? Tea. If I drink coffee, it’s gotta be ice coffee cause I don’t like the taste otherwise.

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play? piano or guitar

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried? I do this almost on a daily basis.

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have? Having @ mentions be separate from the other notifications. Before you say anything, I can’t get XKit to work on my phone or computer. I’ve tried everything.

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs? I’m gonna name a few cause I’ll be here all day otherwise: @babypieandwhiskey, @taste-of-dean, @wheresthekillswitch, @eyes-of-a-disney-princess, @emilywritesaboutdean, @arryn-nyxx, @impala-dreamer, @impalaimagining, @misswhizzy, @chaos-and-the-calm67, @bringmesomepie56, @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms, @seenashwrite, @pretttypadalecki, and of course @because-sam-winchester ;) (There are so many more…so so many more…if I follow you and you’re missing from this list, please know I love you!)

almond: favorite mean girls quote? “God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!”

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now? Natural. I don’t have any polish on right now.

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to? You mean like priest level confessions? Or someone confessing their love? Or? 

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone? Um yes. Not just celebrities either. Lol.

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps? I am an adult, so yes. Lol.mint: the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

brownie batter: do you like sushi? No. Sorry.

key lime: where do you want to be right now? New Orleans. Or the Bunker. Or Hogwarts. Or another place that doesn’t exist.

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses? Yes, unfortunately. Once I get insurance I’m gonna get contacts.

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream? Blueberry cheesecake, strawberry cheesecake, moose tracks, chocolate fudge brownie, mint chocolate chip

[diabolikdrabbles]

I'm honestly losing interest in dl because now it feels like I can't even enjoy character development without being made to feel like I never read or educated myself on their true sadistic natures. -_- I got a rant today about those minature versions of the vampires and how they are making people think that that's how the boys are. Srsly, wtf.

I set aside my economics textbook to answer this question because I think it’s important to address this properly. This turned out kind of long, but I think this is an issue that many western DL fans need to understand too.

I’m sorry to hear that you are losing interest in such a complex and rich series filled with dark twists and situations. I completely understand where you are coming from and why you are frustrated with the fandom, but do not give up, my friend! Diabolik Lovers was obviously a series meant for teenagers 16+. They even label it under that warning when they release their games in Japan. In a recent event held for the DL: Lost Eden game, Midorikawa Hikaru (Ayato’s voice actor) even remarked that this isn’t the first otome game you should play as a newbie. (He said this when a fan wrote that she started playing the game at the age of 12.) I’m sure many fans understand that this isn’t any ordinary or cute otome game like Mystic Messenger or Harvest Moon because look at all the crap we hear about or read from the translations! This game doesn’t screw around or give us the happy endings that most of us want in real life. Diabolik Lovers is grim, horrifying, insane, and filled with never-ending angst. Nearly all of the Sakamaki brothers personally killed their own mothers! Not exactly for those who dream of “happily ever after” endings. 

The diaboys portrayed by the fandom can be VERY DILUTED compared to what they actually are in the games, and I think the issue is that many of us have never played any of the games to get a feel or taste of what the real!diaboys are truly like. This can be due to the fact that we can’t buy the games overseas, we can’t read/speak Japanese, it’s not released in English so we rely on translations only, etc. I will admit that this fandom doesn’t always have a good grasp at what the boys are like or what’s going on in each game, but I would hope that we wouldn’t warp the diaboys to have them fit into our own ideal images for them. It’s just dumb and unrealistic. (Even I still struggle writing for a few of them on this blog because of what little I know about them!) 

As for the trendy Pocket!Diaboys that we’ve been seeing around Tumblr, I do think it is the fans’ responsibility to realize that it’s just a cute concept made to entertain Tumblr users and DL fans because for once, these pocket!vampires are not as intimidating or scary as the real diaboys from the games. I personally enjoy seeing them around Tumblr. They’ve been lowered to a pet standard because it’s fun to imagine them as adorable little vampires that we can interact with without fearing for our lives. (I say this because I’m sure that as much as we love our favorite diaboy, we wouldn’t last 24 hours with them. I know I wouldn’t last a good seven hours segment with Ayato, and I love that Sakamaki to death too.) However, the pocket!vampires’ cookie-cut personalities and cute appearances should not fool the fans. The fans need to be able to distinguish the difference between the pocket!vampires and the real!diaboys. Otherwise, I say let stupid be stupid. Can’t help them there with that.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ If people truly think that the pocket!vampires are what the real!diaboys are like, I’d laugh in their face because of the ridiculous claim. They obviously haven’t seen, read, or analyze the series well enough to know the truth because the pocket!vampires only have a fragment of what the real!diaboys are like. Not everything was revealed in one small pocket!vampire’s body.

Don’t feel discouraged by the stupidity of some people in this fandom. You’ll find idiots everywhere you go in this world, so don’t let them stop you. If you believe that you have a firm grasp of the real!diaboys’ sadistic natures and personalities, I wouldn’t be worried. Stick to your own guns. You can still enjoy this fandom and ignore what most of the other dumb fans are saying/claiming. Personally, I haven’t had any encounters with dumb fans YET, but I still find myself enjoying each personal character development of each character in the series, and I think you should continue to do so too.

I know my stuff and I’ll stand by my facts. I suggest that you and other people who have these same issues do the same. Stay strong in this fandom and don’t be afraid to bite back either. Feel free to send me another ask. I can answer it privately as well.

-Admin Yuuzuki

[scarletpan-moved]

All the ice cream asks? ❤️

Ice Cream Ask MemeCompleted

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

Middle School, 7th grade I think. 

french vanilla: how old are you?

20 (Nothing special about 20, its the null year) 

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

Michigan (the middle of bum fuck nowhere) Canada (!!!!!) California probably? Or Tokyo? PAX East? 

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

Japanese. Or any language, but that one would be really cool

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

Hmm... ELF is actually good, and cheap. I also like NARS, and Too Faced

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

Indoors, typically. Too many bugs and UV rays and heat outside. 

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

I wish dude, I have zero talent

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

Unapologetic Bitch - Madonna I’m Not A Vampire - Falling In Reverse Diablo - Simon Curtis Shape Of You - Ed Sheeran Stutter - My Darkest Days

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

Vanilla Twilight - Owl City Psycho - MuseBubblegum Bitch - Mariba and the DiamondsYou Call Me A Bitch - Halestorm Emperor's New Clothes - P!ATD

cheesecake: what's your zodiac sign?

Capricorn

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

The pool if I’m looking to swim, I love the beach though

chocolate chip: what's your most popular post?

Of all time? An ask meme I made a while back on another blog. Over here? One of my Assa/ssinat//ion Cl//assro//om edits.

bubblegum: books or movies?

Books are usually better written than movies. 

pistachio: manga or anime?

Anime just because I love to see the manga come to life, hear the voices.

salted caramel: favorite movies?

The Princess Bride, Tangled, and Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. Sharknado will always have a fond spot in my heart, too. 

birthday cake: favorite books?

Artemis Fowl (series), Ink Heart (series), and Harry Potter (series)

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

Missions of Love, Frui/ts Ba//sket, My Girlfriend is a Geek, and The Demon Ororon

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

Frui//ts B//aske/t, Assass//inati//on C//lassr//oom, Kuro/shi//tsuji, No G//ame N/o Lif//e, and Oura//n High Sch//ool, Host C//lub

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

Only counting actual academics here, English. Adding in ‘the arts’, then art or photography.

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

Yes, two kitties ♥

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

November 2012, because I was bored honestly. I ran out of apps to refresh. 

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

Cool, cloudy, maybe drizzling but no thunder. 

black cherry: four words that describe you?

Sleepy, empathetic, hesitant, passionate 

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

Drama, hate, discourse, and other people’s anger

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

I listen to most musics, but I guess pop punk and/or pop country. 

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

I don’t have favorite brands honestly?? I love Ferrero Rocher and I’m pretty sure that’s a brand?? And Lindt???

toffee: a card game that you're good at?

Go fish. Fuck anything but go fish. No one would ever play cards with me so I suuuuuuck

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

lol? When I have time, but I rarely have time. 

dark chocolate: turn ons?

Ohhh dark chocolate you beast. Biting, possessive behavior, being restrained, light choking, having marks left behind, praise, and being dominated / ordered around. 

fudge: turn offs?

Lack of communication, and bad smells. 

peach: how do you relax?

I lay in bed and listen to music, drowning out the world and letting myself float off into whatever between dimension my brain goes to. 

praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?

Hm... I don’t know what’s popular right now, but I haven’t read Six Of Crows and I know a few people who like it?

superman: do you like sweaters?

YES sweaters are my jam dude, they’re so comfy and soft and make me feel safe.

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

Both, but more coffee than tea, I need the caffeine. 

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

Guitar. Or piano. I want talent, dude.

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

Oh yeah, typically on skype calls with Rayne, or when hanging out with Kota and her mama, but for sure. 

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

A tagging system that didn’t put everything that mentioned a word in the tags??? How about we fix what we got. 

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

On this blog, @little-mx-rayne, markired, @jiminy-krispies, @kotafrost, and enecoo

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

Nail-colored... My hands shake too much to paint them myself.

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

I’m assuming you mean when it comes to having a crush and stuff? Yes, back in middle / early high school. It was... awkward. Any other time its happened because I was like ehhhh hi I like you and they were like !!!!

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

Oh hell yeah. And usually confessed. Some worked out (obviously), some not so much, but that’s life, yo.

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

I live for naps.

mint: the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

One time at church camp I was looking for my friends in the cafeteria and backed into another person’s tray and their drink spilled down my shirt and soaked my jeans, in front of everyone.

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

Certain types, I’m picky, but yes.

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

In bed, but in bed in with @little-mx-rayne an @lukeriolc

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

Yep, and I’m blind without them. 

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

Cookies and cream, hands down. I’m a sucker for vanilla too. 

[roving-rabbit]

Random Thoughts on an Airplane Part 2

Day 1: 7/30/17 9:43 A.M. PDT, Somewhere North of Moscow ID

Today’s Itinerary: Straight shot to Billings MT with a possible stop at Our Lady of the Rockies

Today we start our trip proper. We stayed an extra day in Moscow to make sure my friend's apartment was in ship shape to get his security deposit back. Now it’s just him, me, two cats and the open road.

The first thing that strikes me about this area, other than the lack of trees, (or towns,) is just how much friggin’ wheat is growing out here. It’s beautiful, for the first half hour, but then you kind of wish for something more… green.

Amber waves of grain early in the morning. Pretty.

The most interesting sight in Idaho.

So, as we start our trip, and this new blog, dear reader, it’s time to establish some ground rules. I’ll do my best to post our itinerary for the day, so you can follow along on our trip, and then recap the things we did on the day before. In this particular post, I’ll be revisiting the highlights of the last two days.

Random Thoughts on an Airplane, Part 2:

Can there really be a Part 2 when I haven’t even posted a Part 1? Yes, now be quiet and stop interrupting.

The second half of my air travel experience was somewhat disjointed in that it felt less like a continuous narrative and more like a variety show strung together by a framing sequence of an air flight. As such, I present to you the Cincinnati to Salt Lake City Players’ rendition of Air Time: A Musical Revue

We open on an airplane. The weather outside is gray, and rainy. I am still musing that the pilot cared enough to address my by my name when he scanned my ticket (something rarely seen in airports lately; the courtesy, that is), when the opening number starts.

Song: Nice To Meet You (Is This My Seat?)

The plane is agog with passengers weaving in and out of seats in a dance number which seems chaotic at first, but becomes more obviously choreographed as the sequence progresses. The sound of the overhead bins opening and closing in time with the melody is a stellar example of utilizing the set within the musical narrative. I particularly appreciated how the threads of dialogue wove back into the final chorus.

It is here we meet the main “characters” for the review (which, as a reminder, is truly just a bunch of songs strung together by a thin narrative strain):

A somewhat talkative couple from MD

A family of 5 split between two sets of seats with several rows in between their seats

A tall, dark and handsome, quiet bookish-type man that spends the whole trip playing Settlers of Catan on his phone

A woman traveling her daughter

A man who spent the whole trip asleep

And of course, all were supported by a chorus of flight attendants and other airline employees.

Song: Wouldn’t It Be Nice (to Have Some Leg Room?)

A musical discussion ensues about how even though this plane was larger than the last one, there was less leg room and the seats were smaller. This was couple’s opportunity to shine, but I found myself a little disappointed by the performance. I anticipated the couple to be… quirkier, I suppose. They seemed interesting at the onset, but as song went on, it was obvious that while the female lead was putting on a decent effort to carry the narrative, the husband was clearly just phoning in his performance. Still, it was a pleasant enough experience.

Song: What’s the Matter with Kids These Days? (Vampires are the New Sesame Street)

So, the first verse of this song was what I expected. Every child on this flight had a laptop or ipad to entertain them on this flight. Every. One. I wasn’t really so much surprised as… jealous? I remember the few plane rides as a kid I took and recall how boring it all was. Those flights would have been SO much easier if I had a digital playground right at my fingertips.

But the second verse was where things got weird. The 5 year old girl in the row in front of me was reading Dick and Jane… With Vampires.

This was the best picture I could muster without seeming like a creep.

Dick and Jane with Vampires (Source: Google Books)

So… I’ve come across this story before. It’s a satire. But this girl is reading it like it’s just another kids’ book. I was admittedly a little shocked, because the parents weren’t hipsters or anything. The only thing I could figure was it was obvious that English wasn’t their first language (but of course their kids spoke it perfectly), and either they didn’t know what they were buying, or just thought it was really funny. Of course, the little girl appeared to wield the book with all the familiarity of a prized stuffed animal, so it was obviously a favorite of hers. It just seemed so surreal I had to refrain from laughing out loud.

While those were the highlights of the trip, here are some other observations of note from that flight and the last connecting flight into Idaho:

When asked if you want cookies, one normally expects chocolate chip, not  shortbread biscuits

The flaps on the wings sound like barking dogs when gently adjusted

Small planes are terrifying to fly in: every pitch is exaggerated, and lift-off feels like the slow climb of a rollercoaster

When glancing at someone else’s ipad, the movie London Has Fallen looks an awful lot like Game of Thrones

Alright. That does it for me for now. Posting this while we have cell service.

Next Post: The Curiosities In and Around Moscow, ID

Keep on Roving! -Rourkie

[lovemesomesurveys]

What’s the funniest commercial? I like that commercial with Mrs. Potato Head where she’s eating potato chips, and Mr. Potato Head catches her. He’s like, “but you’re a potato!”

What’s something you’re dying to say to someone in this answer? Nothing. No one I know personally reads these things. Thankfully.

Who’s that towards? No one.

Do you believe in fairy tale love? I suppose so. Just not for me.

Is there a guy who you can go to with no make-up on in sweatpants and bedhead and he couldn’t care less? He probably couldn’t care less, but I still wouldn’t feel comfortable doing so. I’m too self-conscious.

What did you fall asleep thinking about last night? All the usual crap.

Do you have nightmares after watching a horror movie? Actually, no. I always worry that I will. I watch something funny afterwards, so maybe that helps I don’t know.

Does pop taste different in cans than it does in bottles? Yes.

Did you know that pressing strings on the guitar really hurts at first? I do know that.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with E? No.

Who’s someone who puts up with you no matter what? My family. Bless their hearts because I know I’m not always pleasant. :/

What’s the last drink you poured for someone? I made my mom a cup of coffee yesterday.

Can you taste the difference between Coke and Pepsi? Yes. I like both, though.

What about normal Pepsi and Diet Pepsi? Definitely. Diet sodas have a particular aftertaste to me. Also regular ones are sweeter, obviously.

What’s the last thing you bragged about? I don’t have anything to brag about. Not that I’m a bragger.

Do you wear more than one pair of socks when it’s cold? No.

What’s the last thing you bought at a dollar store? Snacks.

Do you think you could be an inventor? No.

If you dated someone that someone else liked, would you rub it in their face? Ew, no. That would be so unnecessary and rude.

What’s worse, cleaning the bathroom or the kitchen? I don’t like cleaning either.

What does your toothpaste smell like? Like mint.

What’s the first thing you do after a shower? Dry off.

Do you think it’s so cute seeing elderly couples holding hands? Yes.

Are you grateful for everything you have? I am, but sometimes it’s easy to lose sight of it or think about the good you do have when so much is wrong. :/

Do you and your family pray before eating dinner? No.

Does your email have any under scores in it? No.

Do you swoon over characters in movies and TV shows? Yeah, sometimes.

What’s the last link you sent to someone? I don’t remember.

Do you ever hear your favorite bands or singers on the radio? I hear a lot of bands and artists that I like on the radio, yeah. Not sure who my favorite would be.

Where is The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants set? Maryland.

Does knowing a person plays an instrument make them more attractive? It can.

Do you ever get annoyed for no reason at all? Yes. I get that way a lot.

What do you have for midnight snacks? I have Oreos, Girl Scout cookies, cereal, and Little Debbie’s snack cakes to choose from.

Can you wear T-shirts and tank-tops all year long where you live? Not tank tops. T-shirts, yeah, but with a hoodie or jacket during the colder months. Though, this winter has been especially cold. I’ve been living in long-sleeved shirts.

Does going to Australia sound appealing? Yeah.

What about Greece? Yes.

Who’s the last person who took care of you? My mom.

Who never fails to piss you off? There isn’t a person who consistently pisses me off. More like something, more than someone.

Should Britney Spears just go away? No.

Would you ever get a tattoo of your favorite band or singer’s name? I wouldn’t even if I had a favorite band or singer.

Do you feel awkward with your family? With extended family, yeah.

Would you ever move to another country? Maybe, I don’t know.

If you found out someone you know is gay, would you think less of them? Absolutely not. I am not going to judge them based on their sexuality. I judge someone based on who they are as a person.

Who’s the last person to come to your door? I mean, my brother did when he got home last night.

How would you react if you found out Edward Cullen is real? That would mean vampires were real...

Is your hair in need of a wash right now? I’ll wash it later on today. I was just asked this in a previous survey. Sheesh, my hair is fine.

Have you ever hurt someone by accident? Yes.

How many gyms are in your city? Several.

What’s your favorite video game? Super Mario World.

What’s your make-up routine? Eyeliner and mascara. Every now and then I’ll put on some eye shadow.

Do you know what the ‘green party’ is? Yes. The environmental and social justice party.

What’s your iPod/MP3 player like? I use my phone, which is an iPhone 6S Plus.

Do or did you keep a journal and did anyone ever read it? I did starting in middle school through my sophomore year in high school. I also had a Xanga for a bit where I did a few entries before switching to a survey blog. Now these surveys on here are like my journal entries.

Do you own any form of a Gameboy? I used to.

Do you own any TY tinie beanie babies and, if so, which ones? I have a couple giraffe ones.

What’s the best part about Halloween? The treats.

What’s the best part about Christmas? Everythinggggg.

Do you like Valentine’s Day and why or why not? I was just asked this, too. I like the candy. I have never had a significant other on Valentine’s Day, so I don’t know what that part is like. For me, it’s just another day.

What TV channel do you most watch? I watch a lot of the Cooking Channel these days. I also watch E! a lot.

Which radio station do you listen to most often? I rarely listen to the radio anymore unless I’m in my brother’s car. My mom plays her Spotify in hers. I’m not in my dad’s car all that often, but I think he plays his Spotify now, too.

What grade are you in? I’m not.

Do you have any pets and do you want any(more)? I don’t have a pet anymore. :(

Is make-up overrated? No.

Which color looks best on you? I don’t know.

What’re you doing tomorrow? Nothing.

Do you ever listen to Gospel music? No.

What religion are you? Christian.

Have you ever seen a double rainbow? Yep.

What’s your favorite store in the mall? Hmm. I don’t have a particular favorite. I have a few I like to look around in. Maybe my favorite just depends on which store I find something I like on a given shopping trip, ha.

Have you ever seen a cat with blue eyes? Yes.

Can you knit? Nope.

Where do you live? California.

Where do you want to live? I’d like to stay in California, but a different city.

What time is it? 12:57AM.