#obviously a joke lmao

[chuuyanaurkahara]

dynamite backwards is etimanyd and you know what sounds similar to etimanyd? that's right, eddie mah nyd. what does eddie mah nyd mean? well, nyd backwards is dyn, which sound like dünn. dünn is thin in english. so basically, we have eddie mah thin. and what does that sound like? correct, eddie martin. eddie martin is a boxer, who won 81 matches. 81? sounds similar? 81. 81 like 9^2. so the squareroot of 81 is 9. well, what does that mean? 9-yo children are in 3rd grade. and what did we learn in third grade? that's right. one of the emphasis is on human biology. human? you know who was a human? jesus. why tf did you send me a jesus reference

[riverc1an]

such a silly guy, he has done nothing wrong in his life ever <3

[spiltsoup]

Everyone knows that LITERAL MONSTER is for BOYS and APEX PREDATOR is for GIRLS

[ventique18]

Three more years before Diasomnia manga thank you god bless I still won't have children then 🙏 Diasomnia anime season in 8 years will be when the babies start popping for most of the fans lmao

No but seriously Kalim looks so damn cute here and the art style really fits him well. So we're getting another artist for Scarabia? I wonder what kind of Yuu we're getting this time. 🙈

[floral-and-the-machine-blog]

I love how one of the defining characteristics of the Locked Tomb series is that it’s purportedly lesbian in nature, and yet the yuri is so toxic it’s barely edible

[ethosiab]

I'm stuck in the soup guys there's no way out

[art-from-the-juice-box]

wonderlust stuff :]

[ghelullu]

Half the fandom: "The Ministry is in the USA!"

The Band:

[shima-draws]

Scrolling through the BNHA tag on AO3 and while it does make me very happy to see so many Aizawa + Izuku centric fics it also makes me sad bc WHAT ABOUT ALL MIGHT. I know canon has established how much Aizawa cares about his kids and Izuku specifically but Toshi loved him FIRST!! Toshi was the one to take Izuku under his wing and train him and care for him and help raise him and mentor him and LIVE for him despite everything telling him he couldn’t. And he was the one who refused to let Izuku go off on his own and did everything in his power to make sure he was at least eating and sleeping and being cared for despite being and feeling so powerless. Toshi’s such an important part of Izuku’s life and people need!! To address that more!! That’s his DAD!!!!

Anyway I see the ‘All Might bashing’ tag and immediately scroll past. I don’t trust you if you don’t love and appreciate Yagi Toshinori and his place in Izuku’s life like he deserves

[strangeaxel]

Can draw Mike x Vincent ?

I think neither are willing to contribute-

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

To all the Americans worrying that Kamala won’t be a good first female president, don’t worry it can’t be any worse than the UK’s three attempts

[nanihirunkits]

HeartKillersTH Today's Q15 Moonlight Pork

[coffeeshib]

wait doesn't gloria from barbie have a husband?

he only exists to advertise duolingo

[marimeeko]

Izuku goes back to classes and the kids eventually notice that GEMG Dynamight hasn't interrupted Midoriya-sensei's classes in quite a while. Midoriya-sensei, oblivious fucker as he is, realizes that they are right and wonders. (Katsuki is still driving him to work as usual, and he still sees him when he takes a patrol shift, so it hadn't registered) Izuku chalks it up to Katsuki just being a busy hero during the day.

Anyway, conversation wanders, the kids find out that Midoriya-sensei has a date later!

They all get excited, and they start asking him, where is DynaMight taking him?? "Are you going to get him flowers, you totally should, Midoriya-sensei!"

Izuku stalls out, looking at all of them confusedly, and says "guys, there's a misunderstanding, I'm not going on a date with Dynamight...?"

Class loses their shit, and ask him WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

And Izuku has to awkwardly explain that he is dating Uraraka/pro hero Uravity

And in a total shock to Izuku, the class loses their shit again and are like WAIT YOU AND DYNAMIGHT BROKE UP?!! WHEN!?!

Izuku is deep in the shit now and has to tell them that they were never dating and the class DOESNT BELIEVE HIM. Their entire worldview has been shifted with this information. They literally thought that Sensei and DynaMight were 100 percent dating. Why else. WHY ELSE would Dynamight crash his classes, come do guest presentations so often, and flirt with him during lunch??

Cue a weird play on the Parent Trap where Izukus students try to get DynaMight and Sensei back together, lmao.

[danvillecheese]

ohohohohoho okay then. gay characters confirmed