#obviously a joke lmao

[chuuyanaurkahara]

dynamite backwards is etimanyd and you know what sounds similar to etimanyd? that's right, eddie mah nyd. what does eddie mah nyd mean? well, nyd backwards is dyn, which sound like dünn. dünn is thin in english. so basically, we have eddie mah thin. and what does that sound like? correct, eddie martin. eddie martin is a boxer, who won 81 matches. 81? sounds similar? 81. 81 like 9^2. so the squareroot of 81 is 9. well, what does that mean? 9-yo children are in 3rd grade. and what did we learn in third grade? that's right. one of the emphasis is on human biology. human? you know who was a human? jesus. why tf did you send me a jesus reference

[riverc1an]

such a silly guy, he has done nothing wrong in his life ever <3

[spiltsoup]

Everyone knows that LITERAL MONSTER is for BOYS and APEX PREDATOR is for GIRLS

[floral-and-the-machine-blog]

I love how one of the defining characteristics of the Locked Tomb series is that it’s purportedly lesbian in nature, and yet the yuri is so toxic it’s barely edible

[art-from-the-juice-box]

wonderlust stuff :]

[ethosiab]

I'm stuck in the soup guys there's no way out

[ghelullu]

Half the fandom: "The Ministry is in the USA!"

The Band:

[strangeaxel]

Can draw Mike x Vincent ?

I think neither are willing to contribute-

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

To all the Americans worrying that Kamala won’t be a good first female president, don’t worry it can’t be any worse than the UK’s three attempts

[moonkhao]

HeartKillersTH Today's Q15 Moonlight Pork

[coffeeshib]

wait doesn't gloria from barbie have a husband?

he only exists to advertise duolingo

[danvillecheese]

ohohohohoho okay then. gay characters confirmed

[keekeenuggets]

We don't talk enough about how well ALL of the Vees know and care about each other so much, like--

We first see them when Velvette is calling Vox about Val being upset in ep 2, but there's no way he would have asked for the help himself. Like he's not gonna be like "hey get Vox for me I need him" because that seems too vulnerable, BUT he was expecting Vox to come.

He literally says "Fuckin' finally!"

Which would either mean that Velvette told him Vox is on his way, OR Val knew Velvette would tell Vox to come. (It is possible he expected it because of the cameras, but Vox didn't seem to know Val was throwing a tantrum until Velvette called him, and Vox's plan for the day seemed to involve multiple meetings, so I don't think he watches the cameras often enough for that.)

Also Velvette knew how to calm Valentino down. She was busy with a fashion show and needed to focus on that, and she was mad that Val was wrecking her shit, but even after he was out of her hair and not a problem to her, she repeated to Vox that he needs to go take care of Val.

"Take care of the piss baby!"

I 100% believe she could have done it herself (she probably did partly?? considering he stopped the tantrum and was in his room before Vox got there-- unless her telling Val that Vox was on his way was what did it, but that would still be something she knew to do), but she had a show to run. Still, she wasn't going to leave Val alone to be moping around.

Also the fact Valentino seems to have some level of control over his smoke implies he wanted to be dramatic as fuck or wanted to hide himself and sat in a cloud of smoke on purpose.

Vox obviously knows how to talk Val out of shit, and canon makes it more clear that he understands Val well.

But overall there's obvious intimacy between all three of the Vees in that they care for each other and know exactly what's needed and/or what will happen in situations like that.

[blueskittlesart]

are there any taylor swift songs you think fit with zelda and link?

the prophecy and the archer are botw zelda songs 1 million percent. you are in love, timeless, labyrinth, everything has changed, peace, gold rush, invisible string, and daylight are all zelink songs to me to varying degrees. you see the vision

[brittlebutch]

btw Still thinking about the moment where Tula first realizes she's literally, mechanically unable to keep up with / catch Jaysohn when he bolts and runs his full speed. That revelation that she's not fast enough to stop him, or get alongside him, much less get in front of him to protect him if he needed it. The dread terror of it. :(