#obsessed with it tho

[33minimilk33]

Why did the Lanayru Temple have me feeling extra stupid with a little dumb dumb sauce on the side 😭🙏🏻

[lovethygoalie]

ash darling! number 98 for cecaelias pls!

zero i am absolutely delighted to report that the song you have selected is:

and because i think you will understand my Vision. what i have for you is.

Bones-inspired Hannibal-esque Mutual (moral) Destruction.

joey is chris's intern, studying to get his doctorate. joey is beautiful and funny and charming, whip-smart and deft with a scalpel. he takes chris's attention from philipp, and he takes philipp's attention from chris. unknowingly, at first, but again - once you notice, isn't it just fun to pull at the strings ? to play to your audience ? no one could say joey isn't vain.

the scene: philipp is an unassuming professor of anthropology at a state university. chris is a harried forensic pathologist who works for the state crime lab. chris consults with philipp when he gets a case that seems to involve ritualistic (or attempts at ritualistic) elements. they see each other in the staff cafeteria sometimes, and they both want. they havent done anything though, not in the three years they've worked together. it's a bit of fun, a bit of a break from their work, to play with the tension.

philipp, of course, is a killer. it used to be more... shall we say recreational ? just when he really needed the release, the pleasure. he stopped, actually, when he met chris. finally here was someone interesting, who understood the grotesque beauty of the dead body and the sway it holds over the Observer, who had questions about the preparation of the dead throughout time and culture. philipp's students dont care, not really, and it enrages him behind his cheerful facade. and if chris is paying more attention to joey (and joey does seduce chris first. it's easier - he has alllll that time together to work his wiles) then philipp simply needs to come up with a reason for chris to come to him insteaad.

when the first body appears, it is a parody of a "satanic ritual" cooked up in the 80s. start simple, and stupid. it's a sweeter form of satisfaction, for philipp to know that the the state investigators think that they'll be able to solve this quickly when he also knows they wont. a clumsy crime that isn't clumsy at all.

he gets a month or two of delicious attention from chris and joey, keeping them thinking about how western concepts of human sacrifice have changed and how they mingle with xenophobia and xenophilia. how the satanic panic factors into how north americans treat the dead. but it starts to fade, and he knew it would. so he ups the stakes.

i'm not quite sure how i would want to get there. but joey definitely joins philipp before chris does. first in philipp's bed, then in philipp's crimes, until finally he goes... not missing, no. he just needs a leave of absence from the lab (from chris). they've just seen so much horrible death, haven't they. he's taking a break from his studies. philipp is just being kind enough to let joey stay in his home while he figures things out. this, of course, fuels the rancid fearangerjealousy that has made it's home in chris's stomach. he needs to find the killer. he needs philipp. he needs joey. he needs to understand what's happening, why he feels so free when he talks to philipp about the terrible awe that death brings us. why seeing joey with a heart in his hands is burned into his brain like something erotic.

i would have it end with the three of them together, of course. finding pleasure in knowing that they understand death, they understand what is meaningful to do with a body. they get to arbitrate what is correct to do with a body. their own, each other's, the bodies of outsiders.

how beautiful, to know for certain that the one who holds your heart will embalm it with care !

[noodles-and-tea]

i had an idea but idk its a little out there. dipper is smart, but i was like him once and i think he’d get burnt out fast. mabel has been shown to be smarter than she lets on, as well as curious and interested in the strange and unusual.

relativity falls where mabel fell into the portal and dipper had to clean up and run the shack. mabel would adventure around space & time, surprisingly making lots of friends. theres a little short comic about how mabel went to the mabel dimension and allied with them to defeat evil mabel, so i think she’d be really good at making allies wherever she goes. also i’d really like to see mabel jumping over some frog dude as she runs from the time police.

dipper would be stuck at home, trying so hard to bring her back, while running the mystery shack, trying to balance all of these things and it overwhelms him to the point where he becomes a shut in, and nearly like a cryptid or urban legend he’d read about.

also your art is so gorgeous and cozy!!! i love it so much :D

IM SORRY I DIDNT DRAW MABEL JUMOUNG OVER A FROG DUDE

[wrvvth]

What is this guys fucking problem

[stealingyourbones]

There’s a new drug in Gotham making the rounds, one synthesized by Two-Face’s people; if you take it you will have a 50/50 chance that you’ll experience the greatest high of your life or that you’ll die.

Batman is desperately trying to find the main lab and cut off the production from the source and hasn’t been able to find a lead in weeks.

That’s when Gordon gives him a file that was given to him by a “white haired ghost kid”. It’s a detailed report written similarly to a scientific journal with detailed sources that are mainly first hand accounts from deceased victims of the Two-Face drug.

At the very end of the paper there’s an address to a Gotham University dorm room with a sticky note next to it that says “if you need help with death or the undead. Yours truly; Danny Fenton.”

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I hired this alligator to guilt you into giving trans people money this june

[dizzybizz]

i like the swords a lot

[ashoss]

dad said it was my turn with juni ba's jason

[beif0ngs]

You raised a troublesome foe. You’re expelled, my stupid pupil.

[potato-lord-but-not]

ayo hurt/comfort John/Noel anyone ??????

[hamable]

Riz giving Fabian disadvantage while getting a gold tattoo in hell is killing me for two reasons:

1. Fabian receives disadvantage on remaining calm and conscious because his best friend can’t stop making nervous eye contact, and

2. Said best friend is canonically covered in less-than-advisable tattoos of clues from a previous adventure.

BONUS

3: Riz immediately passes out

[ashrayus]

the favs ^_^

[deafleppard]

Had the thought “Charles lecola” the other day and was like. Yeah I can run with that

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[valnotso3xplicit]

I think there’s something wrong with my copy of twilight

plus flat vers

[critter-of-habit]

I'm still here 🥲