#oblivious!peter

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Are you still doing fic searches? If so, I’m looking for one that popped in my head a while ago where Stiles licks things he claims. Like, the childish kind: that’s my donut *licks*. But he does it to everything. A lot. And one day at (I think) a pack meeting, something happens to cause Stiles to possessively lick Derek. I’m almost positive it’s Derek. Which is why I came to you.

Please help? Trying to search this is a nightmare full of smut when I’m really wanting cute and fluffy right now. (Even though I now have a good collection of smut marked down in my tbr list.)

Hi @tagsonourtoes! @kiki44430 says it's not sterek but there is licking!

Cause I Want You (all to myself) by LadySlytherin

(1/1 I 6,357 I Teen I Steter)

Stiles has an odd habit of licking Peter, seemingly at random and without much thought. Peter takes a lot longer than he should to figure out why.

or

Six Times Stiles Stilinski Licked Peter Hale...and one time Peter licked Stiles instead.

[fallintomidnight]

*James changed his insta username to starchaser to impress Regulus*

Sirius : " James why did you change your username to starchaser??"

James, his face went pale : "Oh it's just...because..."

James, his voice is so high : "It's about us...Your name is a star and your behaviour is like a dog and....and I just like chasing you....because I-I admire the dog in you..."

James : "I love you"

Remus and peter, who knows the real reason : *trying not to laugh at James*

James :

Sirius : "Aww I love you too jamie"

[jasperlore]

Happy Valentines Day

I like to think they're a pretty private couple, only ever being affectionate behind closed doors

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

Sirius : uhm... Prongs, I'm gay

James : oh, I know you're dating moony since past 2 years after all

Remus : what!! I thought you and pads were a thing!

Peter : I thought all three of you were together!

Lily : wait, so y'all aren't dating each other?

Regulus : you and James aren't dating?

Barty and Evan : so you're telling us the marauders and lily aren't in a relationship?

Sirius : *groans* this is all messed up....... Wait how tf did you guys enter the Gryffindor common room?

[irradiatedsnakes]

this is the impression im getting

[silverameco]

Remus is the most pragmatic and sensible out of the marauders, except when Sirius bats his eyelashes at him saying whatever he'd be like "yes😍sure😍whatever you say😍"

his mind is like no thoughts just pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty

Sirius is well aware and regularly says confidentely that he can get Remus to do anything.

James and Peter want to hit their heads on the nearest surface at least 5 times a day, they're like "there is no way they don't know they're in love"

and yet.

[obamerzslop]

Playin Pocky. Also first kiss, it happened guys!

[beataylorsversion]

remus "I know you don't remember calling me" lupin

and

mary "I remember you said you were scared, and so was I" macdonald

[erinwantstowrite]

I honestly forget that Peter and Ned are shipped together in Leap of Faith. People usually shove the ship straight up in your face, but you are doing a slow simmer with it. Thank you for that <3 I'm now realizing I enjoy slow burn.

Also, you are the reason why I know this ship exists in the first place so also thank you for that

i LOOOOOOOOOVE a slow burn romance. i find that if i can't imagine the characters as friends, even if there's immediate attraction from them, then it feels so superficial. like you haven't even talked about your traumas together yet, why are you kissing. lay your soul and emotions bare for someone and experience true vulnerability or get out of my plot

but yeah Ned and Peter won't be getting together for a while. at the moment i have it planned for the third fic and not a single one of you are gonna come into my inbox and say "oh but erin don't you mean 4th fic because of how much you write and keep doing" because you MIGHT be right and i'm in denial about that. we're ignoring it until we get to that moment and i go "WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!?" and pretend like i wasn't aware that it'd happen

[florence-not-italy]

and what if i said james was categorically not the motherly friend. my man can barely get himself dressed and down to quidditch practice every morning in one piece, and can't tell the difference between emotions to save his life.

[moon-meteor-star-sun]

what if gilderoy obliviated mary? I saw a hc that gilderoy used peter’s death to get famous by saying that pete was a hero bc of his influence. so what if mary knew their relationship was toxic and planned to reveal the truth to everyone, so he obliviated her?

[rudamaruda520]

James: Pads, what are you planning for your anniversary?

Lily: I know Remus is not a romantic type, but I hope you have something special in mind...

Sirius: I have anniversary with Remus?

Peter: Didn't you start dating almost a year ago?

Sirius: YOU WANT TO TELL ME I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH REMUS FOR THE PAST YEAR AND NO ONE TOLD ME?!

[siriusblackdevotee]

Sirius (pissed): You.

James:😨

Remus: lol idiot

Sirius (pissed x2): Both of you.

James and Remus: 😨😨

Sirius: my bestfriends! I can't believe it! corrupting my babies? how could you two--

Regulus: I'm literally in my mid thirties

Nymphadora: corrupting? giving Remus way too much credit there

Sirius: fine, I'll just skip to the shovel talk. You two, outside, now.

James and Remus: 😰😰

-

Sirius: thank you for not hiding things from me

Sirius: can't believe it's hard to find a true best friend these days

(peter has an 18 year old crush on sirius)

Peter: no problem dude

[lulublack90]

Prompt 21 - Dive

@wolfstarmicrofic March 21, word count 243

“Where are we even supposed to start?!” Sirius wailed at the marauders sitting around two desks they’d shoved together in the library and stared at the mountain of homework they’d received in their first week back. “It’s our last year. It’s supposed to be great and look at what they’re doing to us!”

“It’s also N.E.W.T's, Pads,” Remus pointed out. 

“Yes, thank you, Moony, for the reminder, like I’d forgotten,” he snarked back. Remus narrowed his eyes and Sirius gulped. “Sorry,” he muttered, grabbing the textbook nearest to him and making a start on his charms essay. 

“I say we all just dive in,” Remus said, his voice light. “If we keep staring at it nothing will get done,” With a groan, they all opened their Charms textbooks and began writing. 

Sirius thought he was really in for it. He wasn’t usually rude to Remus, because that had consequences, albeit ones that he tended to enjoy when he shouldn’t. A shiver shot down his spine when Remus’s foot made contact with his leg and slowly stroked up and down. He gazed up at the man he loved and saw the promises glittering in Remus’s eyes. He doubled down on his efforts to get his homework done. The quicker it was done, the sooner he and Remus could disappear off together, and he couldn’t think of a better stress reliever than being ordered about for a couple of hours by Remus. 

[jaybirdbluejay]

And the toughest part is that we both know

What to happened to you

Why you're out on your own

Merry Christmas, please don't call

Song: Merry Christmas, please don't call by Bleachers

Christmas, 1981. Remus, drunk and sad, calls Mary, the only person left in his phonebook.

(I'm sorry)

[webslingingslasher]

https://x.com/astralbaes/status/1771601120026079297?s=20

this is cherry when she unlocks makeouts and isn’t scared of peter anymore fnnfnfnd

peter wobbles when you wrap your arms around his neck, appearing from nowhere and hanging off him. he's in the middle of talking to a brother, but still holds an arm around your back to steady the both of you.

'right, right, uh huh. it's like- wait, did he fucking tell you about,' peter's brain lags slightly when a wet kiss is placed at the base of his neck. '- the car? not only did he dent the fucking bumper but then he tried to tell...' his voice cracks at the end, peter was unprepared for the light nibble you'd give him.

peter clears his throat and continues, he tightens his grip around your waist. he's telling you to calm down without words. '-tell ryan it was there when he took the car that morning.'

conversations over. you waste no time and bounce up on your toes to meet his mouth, peter's caught off guard but he shouldn't have been, kissing him has been your new favorite thing. especially because he gets so pliant when you're the one initiating.

'hey, c'mon, you had him all week. let me get ten minutes with parker.' peter thinks that's fair, you've been all over him recently and he’s had zero complaints. his brothers on the other hand... are starting to notice his absence from the group.

peter pushes at your hips, he's pushing you away, he's revoking his kisses. it won't do, you turn to glare at his brother, you keep peter tight against you.

'he's mine.' you hiss out the words and peter almost drops to the ground because he's never had a girl so possessive over him and having it be you was the hottest thing he's ever witnessed.

'there's enough of me to go arou-'

'no.' it's just as cold as your earlier statement, no one is going to take your favorite thing away from you. peter flashes his brother a weak smile and holds his finger up, then he brings his head down to whisper in your ear.

'give me a few minutes with my friend. i'll come find you in a second.' you tug at his shirt, 'no.' peter kisses your temple and gently brings his hand around his back to try and gently pry you off.

'c'mon, cherry. your friends are here, go say hi for a minute.' you latch down when peter tries to grab your wrist, you've got a vice grip. 'no! i wanna kiss you.'

peter's brother is watching him fall right into your hands, he channels some of that frat boy edge from last year and breaks your hold. it's like he just committed a cardinal sin. 'we're in public. no more kisses, go find your friends.'

you turn into a grumpy mess and cross your arms over your chest. 'you never wanna do things when i want! it's always you and what you want and your rules and your game and... and... you suck! find someone else to kiss tonight!'

you stomp off, then turn right back around and point at him. 'that's me being upset. if you kiss someone else tonight i will fucking kill you. but- go kiss someone else cause it won't be me!'

peter watches you leave his eyesight and closes his eyes when his friend snorts at him. 'well, you know what? i've never seen a girl so desperate to makeout with you.' he punches peter’s shoulder as he jokes around. 'i thought you were better than a 'put something in her drink' type of guy.'

peter rolls his eyes. 'yeah, yeah, yeah. like you wouldn't be first in the lineup if you woke up with tits.' his brother raises his hands up, 'i dunno, man. that 'he's mine' comment has me second guessing it.'

'fuck, i know. where the fuck did that come from?'

'no idea. it was kind of hot though.'

'okay.' peter's done with this part of the conversation and what his brother finds hot about you. peter moved right back in on the semi- car thief and was filled in on what he missed out on while he was mia. peter doesn't think he missed much, you were much more entertaining than an arm wrestling competition.

ten minutes later and his brother nods towards the party behind them. 'go find your girl, i'm gonna go try to find my own possessive princess.'

you're still upset when peter approaches, he aims for a kiss on the cheek, it's a bad move and you're swatting at him to back up. 'oh no, not happening, no sir. you told me no more kisses and i said it's always up to you when it's convenient and you let me walk away.'

peter frowns, 'did you want me to run after you?'

'yes! i wanted you to tell me that wasn't true and you respect what i want too.' peter cups your cheeks to force you to keep your eyes on his.

'i respect what you want. and i'm sorry, cherry, but i'm not going to run after you. part of a relationship is communication, when you walk away from me i assume you want space, not that you want to be followed. if you have an issue you need to hash it out with me, not expect me to fill in the blanks.'

'so you don't care?'

'i do care. i care a lot, cherry. but i also have other friends and obligations and i can't always drop them for you. but that doesn't mean you have to stomp off and expect to get your way.'

you look to the side, you're bad at this relationship stuff and you're glad you have peter here to guide you. it doesn't mean you always like it. 'but you're mine.'

you have no idea how that makes him feel. 'i am?' he's craving more of your possession, he wants to know just how much you need him. 'of course you are! you're mine and i'm yours and when i want a kiss i want you to kiss me, it's very simple.'

peter perks up, 'is it?' you huff up at him, your hands wrap around his wrists. 'yes.' peter would be very, very dumb to disagree. but he also has some boundaries.

'alright, i hear you and i'm glad you're communicating with me. personally, i'm not a huge fan of pda, but you are. if you want a kiss, i'll give you a kiss. but no makeouts or groping, can we agree on that?'

you almost blind peter with your smile, you nod quick and fast. 'yes, yes, yes! look at me go, petey! communicating and compromising! i'm gonna freaking rock this girlfriend stuff.' you brush a hand over his shirt, smoothing out a small wrinkle.

'all thanks to my practice boyfriend.'

peter feels numb. 'practice boyfriend?' you grin, 'yeah. you're the pop quiz before the test, so, thank you.' peter drops his hold, you frown and reach for his hands but peter crosses them over his chest so you can't.

'i'm not doing this to pass you off to another guy, cherry.'

you raise an eyebrow, 'then who are you passing me off to?' peter's not the best at communication either because he still can't get the 'i'm in love with you' off his tongue.

'i don't know. what was all of that about i'm yours and you're mine?' you 'ooh' at him and do a little spin, peter feels his heart thump three times as hard.

'not ready to give me up yet, parker?'

you don't have to ask for a kiss, peter's already doing it for you. you're breathless when he pulls away.

'never.'