#object buddies

[cookiiecats]

crabby and ctea cheering you on!

[pepperpepi]

HUH!? WHATS THIS? beams them directly into your brain with telepathic powers unknown to this world

[bugbugbugfish]

i hope they’ll be okay

[cinnamonsikwate]

chilchuck spends the entirety of his daughters' visit hovering suspiciously between them and a certain dwarf. when it's time for the girls to go home and no proposals have been made, he breathes a sigh of relief — awkward coworker x family member romance route narrowly avoided!

a couple weeks later meijack shows back up unannounced, backpack laden with tools and thigh-high boots looking uncharacteristically spiffy. bewildered and betrayed, chilchuck rounds on a clueless senshi, only freezing mid-swear when meijack interrupts to ask after namari's whereabouts.

the last thing he remembers thinking is, "shit, i forgot about the other dwarf!" before promptly blacking out.

[logicpng]

Aster Assistant Software (Ukagaka/Desktop buddy)

(UPD: More descriptive page here!)

(UPD2: Aster's appearance no longer matches these screenshots and GIFs. More here.)

You know better than opening suspicious links and files, but this one was deemed safe by your antivirus. It claims to be a TerraByte product, but you swear you've never heard anything about it, let alone TerraByte. It also seems to be almost… nervous to be here. Something's not right, but you may as well enjoy the new company.

A first-time ukagaka project based on my OC, Aster, and the fictional universe they're from. As most ukagakas, requires SSP to run. Link includes an explanation as to what those are and installation instructions. Windows only! Based on Girl & Triangle template by @zarla-s.

Features:

A bunch of dialogue!

Some longer one-sided conversation!

Links to some common Windows tools!

Online search abilities!

Two balloons, for no reason whatsoever!

��That's it?

Content Warnings:

⚠️ Unreality - No 4th wall, meta themes. An optional function addresses some software you've used while the Ukagaka was running, it's not enabled by default.

⚠️ Photosensitivity - Character often vibrates in place, in short bursts. Enable "Ignore SERIKO move" in SSP's Preferences (Ghost (2) > Ignore SERIKO Move) if this may cause an issue.

Download here!

Instructions for installation are linked to in the page. I polished this as best as I could so far, but as this is my first project as large as this, very possible I overlooked something!! Do let me know if that happens

[superbellsubways]

more clippy and bonzi momence yay

[swordy-da-goat]

Lotta info down there 💡

Masterpost

[tiedsh0es]

feels familiar

[dubiousculturalartifact]

I keep seeing arguments that it’d be ‘unrealistic’ for Buddie to be together and work in the same firehouse because of ‘protocol’

in this episode Hen is using her WIFE to perform a field transfusion on her OWN SON, and Bobby is just like 👍

so yeah that theory is dead

[8irdies]

had a major surgery yesterday! they let me bring bloomers my gund cozys pig and even have her a little legband matching mine so she wouldn’t get lost!

plushies make everything better. thank you to all of mine!

[housewifebuck]

911 + memes 9/?

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

Most crazily inaccurate thing that has happened this season so far is Buck not noticing Eddie sliding down the fire pole with his absolute dump truck ass on full display

[science-lings]

You cannot tell me that Simon 'twisted samurai' Blackquill, LA's resident vaguely british man and total weeb with a special interest in swords, would not recognize Karuma on sight. I just imagine that Phoenix has it displayed in his office because of its historical and specifically lawyer-related significance and Blackquill comes in because he lost the rock-paper-scissors match against the other prosecutors to run their errands for the day and he sees that katana and has an autism moment.

There's also the lore behind the von Karma name that makes the idea that Phoenix ends up with the Asogi clan's heirloom very funny to me.

[evil-airy]

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[chronicowboy]

hello friends. suddenly realising the way eddie reacts to buck saying "but he won't [like it]" by looking shocked and then turning around would also make so much sense if he'd just been staring fondly at his little guy pitching another amazing idea and then realising he's been caught out and panicking

[dizzybizz]

congrats on winning by a whole 0,6% rei