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god i love people

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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Cathedral of Santa Maria del fiore + Cupola of Botticelli

Florence, italy

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just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy

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I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

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*grits teeth* im hopeful i believe there is good in the world im fucking hopeful

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being an adult is so weird

You ever have those days where you’re like ‘there is technically no one but yourself stopping you from randomly moving to a different country. or spending nearly three hundred bucks on a reproduction of a medieval tapestry. or learning the accordion’

and the other part of your brain is like ‘there’s also no one but yourself stopping you from doing the dishes. gotta do those first’

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i legitimately want a full-on exposé documenting every step that led to the supernatural finale being Like That, not in a conspiracy theory way but in the same way that people make hyper-detailed timelines of the chernobyl meltdown or the sinking of the titanic. when was it decided that the jenny the vampire cameo was worth making an actress quarantine for two weeks but cas and eileen were expendable? what were the plans for the jimmy novak heaven cameo like? was becky criticizing the lack of cas in chuck’s finale in atomic monsters a dig at andrew dabb, or were they actually planning to have cas in the finale at that point? who bought the party city wig?

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neurodivergent and queer people how are we feeling?

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Okay so after the mountain breakup and makeup, jaskier has a new horse. He super excited to introduce Geralt “horse girl” Riviera to his sweetheart of a horse, Pegasus. He talk about how well mannered and precious his horse is; and how he just had to buy him off of his old owners who didn’t treat him right — “ I mean they didn’t even give him apples, Geralt, who does that?? —

Geralt is expecting a dainty normal horse, maybe with ribbons in his hair, like his owner. But they get to the stables and jaskier skips over to this behemoth of a war horse. (I’m thinking like a shire horse type breed).

Jaskier is just absolutely besotted with the “sweetheart” and Geralt is petrified. This horse is bigger than roach. It’s glaring at Geralt with the rage of hellfire. Geralt is like 57% sure it’s a hell horse.

It’s also super protective of jaskier and it hates Geralt. Pegasus is always moving in between the two and when Jaskier starts giving Geralt attention Pegasus whines and Jaskier will go back to him.

Geralt is not jealous no matter what anyone says. He tries to tell Jaskier about how his demon horse keeps glaring at him and bumping him off the road. But everytime he tries to point it out Pegasus has the most innocent look on his face.

It would be so funny to see a horse and a Witcher try and fight for Jaskier attention

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YOU CAN DO BATS????!?!?!?!??!

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

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it’s so evil when you KNOW a character is bisexual but the writers don’t. cmon guys get it together

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Nita rewrites the Lone Power's nature to give it the opportunity to change and then it spends the rest of the series going 'heeeeey. leave your partner you don't need him. I'm giving your mom cancer so we can co-op Sims: Multiverse Edition because no one else will play with me. I trapped us both in the center of this planet for eternity. can we please be besties. we're so good together you know :))' I guess this is the inevitable outcome of writing Fantasy Satan's name in the universe's diary in glitter pen.

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SO: Buck wore the Breakup Green shirt when Tommy dumped him, and this has been much discussed, obviously.

But then he put a DIFFERENT shirt over it, when he went to go see Eddie, and they had the moment on the couch. Which I didn't really think too hard about, until I was just rewatching the scene where Buck comes out to Maddie, and I noticed what he was wearing. You know, the "I just think that maybe you're not sure of your own feelings yet, and if there's something you need to tell Eddie, you will" scene. Now, it's hard to tell, the lighting is SO terrible in the 8x06 scene, but y'all, what do we think... Is it the same shirt?

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I hate how tv showrunners are always like ‘characters must die, for EMOTIONAL STAKES’ or ‘if they’re too happy it would be boring’

like: ask the fandom of any tv drama and you’ll find out that in our heart of hearts, what we would find most compelling is a bottle episode where the characters all get stuck together and just have to hang out for an hour. Maybe they start a ‘catching peanuts in your mouth’ game. Maybe they sing a silly song together. Maybe two of them make-out a lil. Just let them rest, they’ve been through enough!