#obey me solomom

[omnomnb]

there's this thing going on where i think a lot of people simultaneously downplay and exaggerate the whole idea of solomon not being as human

yes he's lost humanity, but NOT in the way that he's more demon-like than human-like. he's lost humanity in a way that only a human who has lived unfathomably long can

he has lost humanity in a way that proves just how human he is despite all that power. you can see it in the way that he craves connection with the only other human he's had the opportunity to get close to, and everything about the way he treats the other characters is informed by it

[radnewspaperroom]

SOLOMOM YOU INSTIGATING LITTLE SHITHEAD, SHUT THE FUCK UP

[akemii14]

Obey Me Fantasy AU Intersex (are they male or intersex?)

After dreaming about it, I think I decided who will be a guy and who will be intersex. Also, this is my headcannon and it will change over time.

Lucifer - A literal mom, so yeah. But prefer to be called he/him because his appearance is more into a men and comfortable with that pronounce. The only thing that makes him intersex is having woman womb instead of man's P. He gave birth to Satan, but being separated for years (two years, but cat curse makes Satan grown up faster)

Mammon - A male. I can't imagine him being c*nt. I love Mammon being male instead. Also, his demon form are the best design than the other brothers, in my opinion.

(12/10/24 edit)

I know, he slayed on Dame event, but blame my dream that I got while sleeping, he still a male.

Leviathan - could be intersex or a male. I don't know. He does not appear in my dream. (I love him, why!!!)

Satan - Intersex. When he was born, Lucifer thought he's a girl. Due to cat's curse, he grown up fast (young adult) and look exactly the same as Lucifer (but Blonde, green eyes and a bit skinny). Although his curse has been lifted, he still want to keep his cat tail and can transform into it.

Asmodeus - Obviously intersex. No comment! He gave me big sister vibe!

Beelzebub - A guy. He's too big and muscular. I respect muscular woman, to be honest...

Belphegor - Intersex. Literally have a mood swing like a woman having period. Sometimes, he can be a cinnamon roll and other time, he can be menacing.

Diavolo - A literal demon prince, so, male. In this Au, he is still a demon prince.

Barbatos - Diavolo's mom- I mean butler. He gave me mom of all demons vibe. Also, in my dream, he's intersex.

Solomom - I don't know yet. But I got a strange dream of him giving birth. So... intersex or shape shifting?

Simeon - He have a mom personality and raising Luke like his own child. But... In my dream, he's a guy... (Maybe pretty boy. blame my night dream)

Luke - I feel like if I change his gender, FBI will catch me. So... Guy!

Mephistopheles - Guy? Girlish? This guy never appear in my dream. But I love him... Why, dream?

I know! Mephisto is Mephisto gender!

Thirteen - A girl. No changes! I love her, though.

Raphael - Intersex because in different game, most angel who had the same name were pretty woman. (But the most not obvious intersex because he had more male characteristic and emotionless expression. Just like Lucifer, he have womb.) Also in my head cannon, Belphegor called him 'Raphi'. And I think he being pronounce they/them in obey me official before.

(edit) his nickname is literally 'The most beautiful hitman!'

Might change in the future. I don't know.

[luxthestrange]

Obey me!Memes 119

Team "I dont wanna do tasks!/chores!" Anymore

[apparentlyaswarmofbees]

While You're Not Looking

.

While you're not looking, Lucifer's gaze pays attention to every movement you do and his ears to every sound you make, drinking up every detail of information he is capable of before he get's lost once again when you stare back into his eyes, thoughts forgotten and turned into mush as his heartbeats sends too much blood into his brain until you look away again, and he starts all over.

While you're not looking, Mammon is staring, the perfect picture of you like the most expensive painting, the frames of his tunnel vision covering your full image with fool's gold, him once again understanding why dragons love treasures so much when they don't even sell it.

While you're not looking, Leviathan is flying, your presence like the perfect flow of the wind, your voice like the perfect weather, and so as much as his heart feels heavy with insecurities, he will still fly gladly, because he's there with you, and you're there with him, keeping him stable and safe.

While you're not looking, Satan is, green eyes locked into your figure with endless attention, curiosity and interest, sending an itchy sensation down your back, unwavering even as you stare back at him, unmoving even as he smiles.

While you're not looking, Asmodeus is dying, dying to call your attention back to him, dying to stare into your eyes for hours, dying to have your arms around him and his around you, dying out of love, and living for it.

While you're not looking, Beelzebub isn't either, eyes closed in attempt to savour every last bit of the sensation of being with you, of being around you, tasting every last bit of the feelings you bring out from within his mind that he thought was forever blinded by hunger, the feelings of peace, peace with himself, his past, his decisions. All the agony and guilt temporarely satiated merely by thinking of your name.

Whille you're not looking, Belphegor is awake, even as he sleeps. Visiting your dreams and nightmares from the shadows in the corner of your vision, holding tightly onto your clothes to prevent you from going too far away from him to the point he can't reach out for you anymore, even when you aren't even going to stand up, even when you are in deep sleep, he just wants you to stay.

While you're not looking, Solomon is distracted, no matter how much he tries to concentrate at the task in hand, everything he touches, everything he sees, everything he tastes, everything he smells, everything he sees, it all resembles you, his head warm and his heart fluttering, like the rays of sunlight hitting a hot pavement, with even the formed mirage being your image.

[with-love-from-hell]

YO the playlist idea looks like so much fun! Can I request a playlist for having a cuddle pile with Solomon and Simeon on a rainy day? If not both then just Solomon? These are all so cute!

I can def do both!!!

Playlist Matchups!

Rainy day cuddles with Solomon

Let it Be ~ Blackmil ft. Veela

I'm with You ~ Avril Lavigne

You've Haunted Me All My Life ~ Death Cab for Cutie

Gooey ~ Glass Animals

Ophelia ~ The Lumineers

Run ~ Collective Soul

Don't Panic ~ Coldplay

Wicked Man's Rest ~ Passenger

Rainy day cuddles with Simeon

Ice on the Windowsil ~ Teen Daze

Work Song ~ Hozier

Powerlines ~ The Western States Motel

Sundara ~ ODESZA

Way Out There ~ Lord Huron

Operator ~ Vanessa Carlton

Waves ~ Japanese Wallpaper

Red Eyes ~ The War on Drugs

Fields of Gold ~ Celtic Woman

(Matchup Masterlist)

[pon-ee]

Dodged a bullet there lads.

[deliberatelyvague]

Vines (obey me x gn! reader)

Started: April 26, 2020 at 10:48pm

Ended: April 16, 2020 at 10:59pm

Word Count: 480

Pairing(s): [obey me x gn! reader], mainly [platonic! solomon x platonic! reader]

Trigger Warning(s): talk about drugs, but in reference to a vine.

Author’s Note: hey yeah I’m still alive, just vibing mainly you know how it is.

Request/Prompt: I literally have only one braincell that dings around in my head while some Mii music plays. Anyways another dumb idea of mine! Okay so. It's night. The reader can't sleep. So they send a text in the chat(with literally everyone in it) and they just send vines (with names of those persons over it) and they're all like "????" And Solomon is like "heck yeah *also sends vines*" Also all of those idiots only share one braincell and no one uses it. Thanks for reading this bs

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You groaned as you flipped over again. You had been laying in bed trying to sleep for a good 45 minutes now. Whoever said that whole ‘if you lay in one spot for 7-15 minutes, you’ll fall asleep’ line is lying, they must be.

Eventually you’ve had enough, you push yourself up and wrap the blanket around you as you grab your DDD. You were feeling very hyper, but not hyper enough to get out of your bed. Beside that, if Lucifer caught you out of bed he would probably get angry with you.

You decided to add everyone to a group chat, and that meant everyone. The brothers, Solomon, angels, Diavolo and Barbatos. They would all fall prey to your schemes. If you didn’t get to sleep, neither would they.

You giggle to yourself as you find a vine you want to add. It’s the one of a boy sliding down a banister proclaiming ‘you’re all going to hell’. You add Luke’s name onto the boy sliding down and then send it.

You didn’t really know what to expect, you knew that a majority of the beings in the chat were asleep.

Surprisingly, there was a reply after about a minute, another vine of a girl saying ‘welcome to bible study we’re all children of Jesus’, with the word ‘Simeon’ on her, then a lady snorting what you only assume is cocaine in the background while the same lady sing ‘kumbaya’. The lady snorting cocaine had the word ‘asmo’ on top.

You laugh and see that it was Solomon who had sent the vine. You sent another one and he sent one back again. You two did that for another hour before Lucifer barges into your room.

“Lucifer!” You yelp as he comes over and retrieves your DDD. “What?”

“You need to sleep, I’m taking this until morning.”

“Oh, c’mon Luci- but Solomon and I were just having fun!”

“Yes, I know. Everyone knows. I asked Simeon to take Solomon’s phone too. You two can finish the little game you’re playing in the morning, but in the chat between only you two.”

You tried to fight back.

“No, that’s enough. It’s final. Goodnight, [Y/N].”

[densetu-wolfenius]

Grandson? Wait what? . . . I hope he said grandson instead of son because Of Simeon’s age.

[kairin]

Solomon: Isn't the idea supposed to be "You saved my life now I owe you a debt."?

Mammon: Nope. Other way around. You saved my life, now I'm your problem.

Mammon: God wanted me dead and you get to find out why.

[obeythebutler]

Solomon's got so much angst potential ;w; Like, he can't die right? And it's his own doing that he can't die (like it's implied/said somewhere in game that his cooking experiments is why he's immortal). It made me think of like... what if he accidentally feeds apprentice!MC the same thing that made him immortal, and he doesn't notice until it's been like 30-50 years and they haven't aged, or something that should've killed them didn't 1/?

Solomon wishes he never cooked in the first place.

It's ironic, because he was the only one who could consume the abomination he called his cooking. Not even a demon could tolerate his food. Perhaps it was because of the peculiar ingredients he used..like hellfire mushrooms in cupcakes or a weird herb meant for brewing potions to make a drink.

Finding one of his brewed beverage- mirage flower and red coffee particularly pleasing to the palate, he put it away in the fridge, to drink while practicing spells later in the night.

If only he had thrown that damn bottle away..

You had come back from the market, with bags full of ingredients dangling from your arms. Carelessly placing them on a chair, you ran into Solomon, and asked if there was anything to drink. He chuckled, and told you that there was apple juice in the fridge, and you ran there.

If only he had stopped you.

He came to realize his mistake many, many days later.

" Don't drink that!" Solomon slapped the glass of orange acid out of your hands that you were drinking, and it spilled on the floor, staining the wooden floorboards.

" What in the-" You were angry. That was your orange soda, and now he had come and slapped it out of your hands. You were going to make him buy you another one-

" Do you even realize what you were drinking?!" Solomon screamed while he flipped the pages in one of his books feverishly as his eyes scanned the tiny text, looking for a cure.

" Uh..orange soda?"

" That was orange acid, you idiot. Are you okay? Any dizziness, any nausea, are you feeling a chill or fever-" and Solomon rushed forward to place a palm on your forehead while his brows furrowed in worry.

" Woah, woah there." You gently removed his hand as you stepped back, bewildered at his actions. "That orange...ugh, whatever it was, was in fact very refreshing and soothing. If that was your drink... I'm sorry, I'll buy you another."

Solomon simply stared at you.

" Come on, don't look at me like that. It was just a soda-"

" That drink can kill a human, burn their esophagus and make them vomit their own insides. How are you still...alive?"

" I...I don't know." You truly didn't know. Perhaps the pacts you had made with the brothers nulled its effects or-

" Did you drink that ?!" Solomon rushed forward when he saw the empty flask on the counter. Thin, nimble fingers worked at the cap and a sniff confirmed it.

You had drunk his creation. That meant, that meant, you, y-you were...immortal.

Solomon falls backwards, and his back collides with the kitchen wall. You rush forward instinctively towards his shocked form.

" What's wrong? Are you okay? Should I call Simeon-"

" You, y-you are not going to die..." Solomon mumbles as he gapes at you with wide eyes.

" What in fucks sake do you mean?"

" You.. i-immortal...forever...." He can't get proper words out of his mouth, the realization too hard for him to bear.

Panic overtakes him. He's come and meddled with your fate, your life, your destiny.

Fate he doesn't have anymore, nor destiny, as he doesn't have a life anymore, as he is now imperishable.

What has he done ?

"If, I am immortal, as you say, isn't that a good thing? We both won't die. Just imagine the things we could do! I can now boldly shout at Lucifer's face to come and kill me if he dares!"

On any other day, hearing you ramble excitedly would have put a smile on his face as he listened with amusement, but right now all he felt was a sinking sensation in his stomach.

You truly don't know the meaning of being immortal ? You don't.

You won't die. There's no heaven or hell, in the end, for you. It's a curse to live forever, you could have swords and weapons tear into your flesh and yet you would live.

You'd make many friends and acquaintances during your eternal time, laugh with them, form deep bonds, love and be loved, and come back to visit them later, only to find them six feet under.

That's why he promised himself to never get attached, after burying a close friend of his, on a stormy night, as he knelt by the grave and cried bitter tears.

The brothers would die, the Demon Prince, Simeon, Luke- they would all die one day, and now you would be the one, along with him, left behind in the dust.

You would watch countless empires rise and fall, structures crumble and new ones be built in their place, experience the different time periods and changing eras, the architecture- just like he did.

You would meet all sorts of people along the way, but in a few centuries time forget their faces, the only fragment of them remaining with you would perhaps be a torn and worn-out photo.

You would have all the time in the world at your disposal. But the days would all blur together eventually.

In the end, while others perish and die, you would be left behind, along with him, in agony. You would have to watch every single person and animal you know and care for, die.

And you would be left behind to collect the broken pieces.

Just like he was.

Solomon doesn't realize he's fallen on the floor, or that he is crying, as you wipe away his tears with your fingers and try to question him in your own panicked state what's wrong.

Everything has gone wrong.

Immortality is a curse in disguise of a blessing.

And now he has placed that very curse upon you.

[kydrogendragon]

❤ What the Boys Would Do for You for Valentines Day! ❤

Click here for the Dateables~

This man had everything planned out so far in advance. He's got that reservation at the classiest place in town (and made sure to get that private table as well), he's got a limo waiting out front with demonus for him and champagne for you, and you know you woke up to a vase with two dozen roses sitting outside your door.

This man also definitely got you the highest quality chocolates he could get his hands on.

He does the classic dinner date with you. The place you go to had multiple courses, so you both were there for quite some time, but you both had plenty to talk about.

When you guys get home, he'd lead you to his room where he gives you a necklace that reminded him of you. He puts it on you and kisses your shoulder blade as he does and showers you with how much he appreciates and loves you.

"You deserve nothing less than the best, my love. I'm honored that you chose me to spend your days with."

Mams forgot Valentines Day was coming up until he overheard Asmo talking about the themed cupcakes at his favorite bakery. Then he was in rush mode.

He worked odd jobs for that week before to save enough money to buy you something worthy of you. He didn't get as much as he wanted, but he did buy the both of you matching charm bracelets. He didn't have enough to fill the bracelet up, but he was able to get yours a charm of a crow and his a charm of a sheep.

He wanted to wait for actual Valentines Day (and technically he did), but he was so eager, so right as the clock hit midnight, he barged into your room and shoved the jewelry box as well as a box of chocolate he made himself the other day into your hands.

He spends the rest of the day telling everyone he was your first valentine and chased off any other demons at RAD from giving anything to you.

"So, uh, wanna come hang out in my room? I know my brothers are gonna try and take ya from me, but I just want you to myself today."

He went over all his romance anime with Valentines Day episode to prepare for this moment only to not end up doing almost all of his plans.

He did make you homemade chocolate, however and they turned out beautiful! He also may or may not have snuck in a Ruri-Chan themed one. He knew you'd appreciate it.

He was too shy to give them to you in person, so he left them outside your door at a time he knew Beel wouldn't be home and eat them, either. He also left a small bouquet of paper flowers he had spent the day making.

Levi wanted to give you a big Valentines Day he thought you deserved, but the smile on your face when you came down to thank him made him feel better. The two of you spent the evening in his room earing the chocolate and catching up on your shows, this time sitting closer to each other.

"Did you have fun today? Ah, good, I was worried you were bored. I'll make sure next year is even better!"

Satan is another whose in favor for a more classic Valentines Day. He starts the day by making you breakfast in bed, complete with a single rose on the tray for you. He'd tell you to get ready after you'd ate and that he's taking you out for the day.

He hands you a polaroid camera, saying the two of you should take pictures of the day to remember it for the future.

He filled the day with activities the both of you would enjoy, stopping for lunch part-way through. You both take turns throughout the day taking pictures of your activities and of each other. You managed to get some selfie in here and there as well.

At the end of the day, he'd give you a book he'd picked out just for you. It's filled with notes and his thoughts he had as he read, hoping you'd add your own as you read it. It was a love story and at the end is a love note he wrote just for you.

"Which picture was your favorite? Ah, yes, that was a good one. I'll need to make a copy so we both have it."

You better believe he woke you up with a kiss and some heart-shaped sweets in his hand. After spending some time cuddling, he'd give you a gift. Inside was an outfit, complete with shoes and accessories for you to wear for your date after classes today.

He took you to one of his absolute favorite bakeries where you both shared their Couple's Special and took pictures together for DevilGram.

Afterwards, you both wandered the streets of downtown, killing time before your dinner reservations. It wasn't anything as fancy as Lucifer's location. Asmo opted for a smaller place that overlooked one of the lakes nearby. He made sure to get a window seat as well so you could watch the Valentines Day firework show they have over the water.

Returning home, the two of you ended the day with a luxurious bath with the works: bath bomb, oils, and face masks. He'd absolutely give you a massage too if you wanted one.

"Did you feel special today? Good! I'd make every day this special for you if I could."

It took all his willpower to not eat all the chocolates he made for you. Granted, he definitely had some, but he had to make sure they tasted okay, you know? But in the end, he still had a good amount and they looked good too!

He brought them to school with him and gave them to you during lunch. He was happy you liked them and happier that you appreciated the effort they took. (Even happier if you offer one to him)

After classes, he takes you out for dinner (making sure to call ahead so they had enough food for the both of you) where you guys had a lovely meal at a place you mentioned offhand about wanting to try sometime (he remembered and made sure to take you here)

The two of you walk around after, enjoying the lights and the weather outside. You guys get home fairly late and cuddle until you both fall asleep.

"Today was fun. I haven't ever had someone to give chocolates to. I'm glad you liked them."

Belphie had stayed over in your room the night prior, lulling you back to sleep in just a bit longer. After finally managing to wake up for the day, he gave you a final squeeze and whispered, "Happy Valentine's Day."

He wasn't one for the classic, cheesy stuff. He rolled his eyes at the many fans of Asmo ushering bags of chocolates into his hands, but he did know that today was a reason to do something special.

After classes and spending a rather normal day with Belphie and everyone, you were about to head to bed when he had you follow him instead. He led you to the planetarium where pillows and blankets scattered the floor. A set of mugs and a large canister sat in the middle on a tray. A few candles were lit along the edges.

He guided you to the ground with him, resting against your lap as he poured the both of you some hot chocolate in the mugs. Beel helped him set it up. He knew it wasn't much, but he wanted you to know he didn't forget what day it was.

"See? I even got you some chocolate, just in drink form."

[akemii14]

I know I said I should stop drawing, but-

I hate it when I cannot stop drawing. I'm a mom of two unwanted child next month and I need to stop with my habits!

Here's... Solomom?

WARNING (OFF TOPIC BUT I AM ONE OF THE VICTIM OF ABUSIVE SIBLINGS)

HI, Akemiii's here and sorry for three days ago 'drama'. I'm having a mental breakdowns due to my therapy cat died, my dad's funeral anniversary and my sister before me who being the worst, (talking about the end is next year, asking me to stop drawing and taking care of her son instead, she felt pregnant again and will give birth next month, and everything I've done, she will never be happy. I do house chores likes cooking, washing dishes, washing clothes and that never make her happy. I feel like she wants me to be perfect but I'm human with fragile bodies)

I want to open a donation to support me but it is selfish of me doing that. Peoples suffers worse than me, some even stuck at the places that been attacked by the country that i hate to say, Isra- you know that stupid county. Although I am also one of the victim of abusive siblings, donation is not for me.

I want you to support me by leaving a comment. I might leave my art talent forever after I drew all the Obey Me fantasy AU. But... I've been drawing since five. Should I really quit completely?

Should I take care of my ungrateful sibling's child and abandoned my art talent? He needs love and the love that his mom gave him wasn't enough. She only care about work, work and work, but never in my life seeing her go to the kitchen, cook some foods for him. I'm the one who cooked for her son. Even when he is sick and should go for healing process (massage), she just like, no money, no time.

In the same time, I don't want to take care of her son completely. Especially when there's another one who is incoming next month, I want to run away from home. But who will take care of my 61 years old mom? I'm stuck in this terrible situation and I knew my siblings will never learn. Even my late dad last year told me that he hope my sister move out from home someday so she will stop hurting me.

Imagine! You wheelchair your dad and your sister slapped you because you did not take care of her son? That's me, my sister and my dad! How does she expect me to take care of her son while my dad is literaly at the wheelchair and I'm holding it? And now my dad died, I don't have anyone else except my mom and myself who is now being controlled by my evil sister.

I'm stuck. I don't know what to do. Leave a comment and I will read it. Your suggestions might help me.

[luxthestrange]

Obey me!Memes #60

*Mc,Barbatos and Simeon Are so ready to throw the towel on Solomon*

Mc:...It's like you DONT wanna help on Luke's lunchbox meeting

[henry-and-the-seven-lords]

Congrats again!

You'll never guess who I'm requesting for

Could you do “You saved me.” with Mc and Solomon?

Hope you enjoy 😉

Fluff

Solomon x MC

15. "You saved me."

Solomon watched from a distance as MC talked to one of their RAD classmates. The conversation was animated as the two seemed to be making jokes.

Slowly Solomon moved his gaze to the courtyard the two were standing in. It was a grand garden with pillars lining the sides where walls should be. It gave the area a more open feel.

The wizard took notice that MC was standing right in front of one of these pillars. This wasn't too odd, as it was hard not to stand in front of one. No, the odd part was the demon in front of MC glancing to the side as if he was giving a cue.

Within seconds it happened, the pillar began to fall towards a laughing MC. Without hesitation, Solomon ran to where they were, jumping to push them out of the way.

"MC are you alright?" The pair of humans had landed on the ground, uncrushed.

"You saved me." They stared at him in disbelief as they slowly racked their brain, "What happened?"

Solomon looked around, the demon, and his possible accomplice were gone, "Well it seems there was an unsteady pillar that almost crushed you. But don't worry. I am going to tell Diavolo about the problem right now."

[satansimpwrite]

There isn't enough teacher/student smut with Solomon in this world so as Gandhi (that old men) said "be the change you want to see in the world" so here I am writing it.