#obey me pirate captain MC

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Hello! Can you please write smut with MC domming Motonari from Ikesen which surprised him because he's not used to women being this bold *wink wink*. And then his crew teasing Motonari? Please ignore this request if you don't want to take it. Thank you

Hello. Thank you for the request. This one was a lot of fun to write. I love this pirate so much and I think he would rather enjoy this since he loves and trusts MC so much. I have totally imagined having him obey my every command and be at my mercy

So, here you go and I hope you like it!

ikesen Motonari

NSFW 18+

Minor DNI

I'm the Captain Tonight

Motonari walked into his cabin after giving out the orders to his crew. It had been a long day, but he was used to those. Besides there was nothing that spending some time with his flower girl couldn’t fix. He was surprised to find her dressed with her night robes loosely draped over her body, her shoulders exposed, breasts barely contained, looking like a siren beckoning him.

His red eyes flicked over her body in hunger as a smirk came to his face. “Ya that eager fer me, huh?” He asked.

She smiled at him as she approached him, her fingers going to play with the fabric of his shirt. “Something like that.” She replied, a mischievous glint in her eyes. “I’ve got some ideas for tonight.”

“Oh yeah?” He asked. “Like what?”

She grinned. “I wanna be the captain tonight.”

Motonari cocked a perfect white brow. “You think you can?”

“I know I can.” She replied, before stretching up and giving him a rather passionate kiss, her tongue slipping past his lips to tangle with his own.

Motonari was always happy to love on his girl and receive her love in turn. He was intrigued to see where this would go. Just as he was bringing his hands to wrap around her, she was pulling away, giving him such a seductive look. “Just what are you and them flowers planning?” He asked.

“Told you I wanna be the captain.” She answered. “Means I need you to follow all my orders.”

Motonari’s red eyes widened. She really was wanting to play this game. “Alright.” He agreed with a smirk. “What are my orders, Captain Flower Girl?”

“That’s better.” She replied, walking back over to sit on the bed, her legs peeking out from her night robes as she took on a rather sexy and relaxed pose. Her eyes on him intently. “Take off your gloves.”

“Aye, aye cap’n.” Motonari replied, going to quickly remove his gloves.

“Ah…slowly.” She corrected.

“Heh…” Motonari said, changing his pace to be slower and more sensual as he removed his gloves.

“Your shirt next…and make a show of it for me.” She ordered.

Motonari was usually the one in charge. He was usually the one calling the shots. And while this side of his flower girl was surprising to him…he had to say it was rather fun…he liked it, but only for her.

He followed her instructions, slowly removing his shirt, moving his body in a sensual manner as he did so. “This what ya like, flower girl?” He asked.

“That’s captain, remember.” She chided.

“This what ya like, Captain?” 

“Yes it is.” She replied. “Now..get over here…on your knees.”

Motonari’s eyes widened once again. His flower girl being so bold…ordering him around like this…damn it turned him on. Something he never thought he’d think. 

“Don’t keep your captain waiting.” She told him in a lightly scolding tone.

“Right, Captain…” Motonari replied, going over to kneel down in front of her, starting to reach his hands out to her.

She stopped him. “I didn’t say you could touch me yet.”

Motonari was surprised, but stopped and waited for her next command. He wasn’t sure what surprised him more…this side of his flower girl or how much he liked it. 

It seemed like forever before she finally gave him the order to touch her…including where and how. It was both maddening and a major turn on for Motonari. Never would he surrender his control before to anyone…but his flower girl…he loved and trusted her enough to surrender that control…he was always at her mercy anyways.

After what felt like hours of her giving him such teasing orders, they had finally moved to both be on the bed. He was on his back beneath her. His eyes were looking up at her with such love and desire as she sank her hips down on him, finally taking him in. 

She grinned at him. “You’re not allowed to cum till I say you can.” She told him. “Which won’t be till I’m completely satisfied.”

“D-deus…you’ve no idea…what yer doin’ ta me…” He groaned out.

She gave him a devilish grin. “I might have some ideas…” She replied as she began to bounce. She was then leaning down and pressing her lips to his, reaching for his hands and moving to pin them above his head. 

Motonari could have easily flipped the situation, but he didn’t. He found it rather fun letting his flower girl have her way with him. It was a long night…but damn if he didn’t enjoy every moment of being at her mercy. It was pure pleasure watching her bring herself to her climax on him over and over again. Though it was almost torture trying to hold himself off each time her walls clamped round him…yet somehow he managed it.

“I want you…to come…with me…next time…” She whispered in his ear, as she began to ride him once again.

Motonari bucked his own hips in time with hers and soon they were cresting that wave of pleasure together. Motonari let out a loud cry of her name as his release barrelled through him. Finally getting that sweet relief…though  by the look on his flower girl’s face and his own…he knew it was going to be a long night and he loved every second of it.

The next day…

Motonari gave his girl a gentle kiss on the lips as she laid in their bed, a sleepy smile on her face. “I’ll be back in a bit…oh and I plan ta pay ya back fer everything last night, flower girl.” He told her with a wicked grin.

She smiled at him. “I wouldn’t expect anything less.”

He was then heading out to see to what needed done for the day. He heard his men whispering and snickering as he went about the usual activities of a day at sea. “The hell’s goin’ on?” Motonari asked, a sour look on his face.

“N-nothin’ cap’n.” One of his men answered. 

“We was just wonderin’...could one o’ us be the Cap’n today?” Another asked, a grin on his face.

“Or is the Princess the Cap’n now?” Another asked. 

“From what we heard sounded like ya liked it when she was yer cap’n last night.” 

The men were all breaking out into uproarious laughter. Motonari glared at his men and slowly, one by one, their laughter died down. “Ya think yer funny do ya?” He asked. “Ya think I’ve gone soft just cuz I let my girl have a little fun?” His voice was deadly as his gaze.

“I believe they were just having a bit of fun, my lord.” Hiroyoshi interjected on behalf of the crew, though he knew Motonari wasn’t about to actually hurt anyone.

“Get ta work securin’ the cargo and when ya’ve done that, I want ya each ta clean and polish every damn corner o’ this ship. Make it spotless and shinin’.” He ordered before turning and heading back down below. “Time fer the Captain to take charge now…” He muttered under his breath as his cheeks were turning red. He let his girl have her fun with him yesterday, but it was time for him to remind her who the captain of this ship was…and his crew was sure to hear it as well.

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MIRANDA "MIRA" RAVENHEART MASTERLIST 2

⇢✶ Birthday: December 14 ⇢✶ Sexual Preference: Pansexual ⇢✶ Romantic Preference: Panromantic ⇢✶ Affiliates: ⇢✶ Ship Status: Selective Multi-ship as she’s hard to please.

⇢✶Biography ⇢✶‘Verses ⇢✶Tags ⇢✶Bonds ⇢✶Playlist/Soundtrack ⇢✶Aesthetics ⇢✶Headcanons ⇢✶Questionnaires ⇢✶Answered Asks

Other Verses underneath the Readmore

Fandomless–Fifty Four Time-Space Witches (No ship)

In a fandomless verse, Mira carries the brand of the Queen of Hearts as one of the Fifty Four Time-Space Witches.  She is also the first mate and the de facto captain attempting to beat against time to save her captain.  She traded her eye for his in an attempt to buy him more time.  She cannot stay in one place for long, she must go to the next world.  She is plagued by attacks from her future self who seems to think it is a futile effort.

Meanwhile, devastated at the loss of her Captain, the future Mira made a pact with something otherworldly.  She has lost all hope and is determined to show her past self that it is futile to save the one you loved.

Other Verses: 

Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV (Multi-Ship)

A fatigued Warrior of Light/Darkness who wishes she was not the Warrior of Light/Darkness.  Born and raised in Ul’dah by her Thaumaturge father after her terminally ill mother passed.  Mira took to learning Thaumaturgy under her father’s guildmaster at the Ossuary.  She left with her father to go to Doma to study more about the Voidsent.  However, the trip ended with an arrest from the Garlean occupation.  She would later survive human experimentation by the Garlean researchers and become a Conscript.  Mira would later make a grand escape with a group of other Conscripts and they would make their way to Eorzea–the last bastion of hope against the Garleans as sky pirates.

Fandom: Hunter x Hunter (???) reserved for skarletchains

More on this verse later.

Fandom: Banana Fish (???) reserved for whiskeysmulti

Mira is the leader of a small gang in New York City.  She is a survivor of the fight club run by a criminal syndicate.  Mira runs a business to keep her gang afloat as an informant and cleaner of the criminal underworld.  Yet, she finds herself employed by Ash and Shorter to help them seek out the mysterious Banana Fish.

Fandom: Baldur’s Gate 3 (Multi-Ship)

More on this verse later.  Mira is my Tav and thinks her usual crew has died.  She has trouble opening up to the Party.  She just wants to get the parasite out of her brain so she does not become a Mind Flayer.

Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn (Multi-Ship)

The leader of a group of informants that does just about anything one can imagine within the criminal underworld.  As such, she wields the Sky flame.  She uses the alias Miranda Ravenheart.

Fandom: Honkai Star Rail (Multi-Ship)

Unsure whether Mira will be the leader of another team of Stelleron Hunters following Elio’s Script, a Nameless, or on her own.  Her character type is not the type to follow rules, but prefers to make her own.  More on this verse later, but I see her greatly disliking the IPC.

Fandom: Obey Me! (Multi-Ship)

A cambion child of the demon, Paimon, is actually the first demon Miyuki (my MC oc) across.  She refuses to “play school” along with her father.  Instead, she is studying to become a mortician in the human world.

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oh worm??? I would love to know more about your series if you ever wanna share snippets!!

Snippet sharing time! I’m glad you guys are interested! 💖

The Divine Water Mage is the next guy I was working on and his name is Mayim! He's my mermaid pirate!

This is his more human-like form, but he usually spends time in the water without legs where he only has a long tail with fins that fan out around him.

Notes:

💙Mayim hatched out of a lost and found egg and was raised by a crew of pirates. He later became the captain of this pirate crew and always loves a good drink.

💙Growing up in salt water, he's a huge sweet tooth and would do anything for anything relatively sugary.

💙He's dating a dragon named Uri(Divine Fire Mage) who's a blacksmith and a three-tailed kitsune named Rai(Divine Thunder Mage) who's a bard.

💙He met his kitsune boyfriend on his travels across the sea and introduced him to music, eventually getting the fox boy to join his pirate crew.

💙He has central heterochromia---his eyes are blue with yellow in the center.

💙Mayim is 8cm(3inches) taller than MC.

💙Inspiration for him came from Rin Okumura from the anime Blue Exorcist and our favorite God of Pisces ICHTHYS!

💙 His room in the Divine Palace features a pirate ship that he uses as both a treasure trove and has a bed on the top deck. (Just ignore the alcohol and candy wrappers.)

💙His room also shares similarities with Ichthys’(Star crossed myth) room and Leviathan’s(obey me) room: Their walls are huge fish tanks that they can swim in!

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Balad of Marian Mc Connle (reposted)

tale of a ticklish girl and a Pirate Queen.) (singing a shanty )

If ye be a fan of tickle tales and a fan of Pirates ahoy,

Then listen now to our ditty of a Lass deserving of greaty Pitty as she lived her life a Toy.

Marianne McConnel the 5th an Irish coastal fair Princess would destined one fateful day to a life of distress when she caught the Pirate Queen’s Eye.

Marianne was daughter of a Noble and lived in a castle by the sea, she was quite fair and quite the sight to all that pass by~

And on top of her beauty her angelic voice could catch the ear, but she was also born extremely ticklish and had the most alluring laugh I fear.

And of course her family was loaded, Oh the riches they had could make anyone drool, but they didn’t keep it all in their castle by the sea for they were not fools. The ocean was crawling with thieves and monsters galore. Sadly they kept their greatest treasure in their castle, a ticklish princess with many areas to explore.

At the time Captian Olivia Vindicen also known as Captain Ollie wasn’t thinking of frisky thoughts, she was thinking of how much the beloved princess would worth in ransom if she was ever caught.

So she stormed the castle late one night, climbed onto the patio leading to Marriane’s room, The girl of 17 was to far asleep to take in the fright of what would be her doom. By

the time the Lass younge even knew what was happening , she was gazeing back her soft bed as she was wisked away. Tied up on Ollies ship in strappings she cried out as they sailed out the bay.

Two Months pass and on a secluded Island Mairanne was suspended over a lava pit, with her ankles shackled close to land. Her heart sank low into her chest feeling like a bird of spit as the Pirate queen solemnly read the paper in her hand.

Marianne’s family had been killed by a rebellion, and the new people in charge refused to pay for her return The Captain said “Well Lass I’m going to make you cry even worse and have some fun before I let yah Burn. You know few months I had some slaves but they done ran away. My crew is made of nothing but monsters I get no thills from them safe to say. A couple of girls were in my brig and I drove them mad with laughter cause they were ticklish. I’m gonna test you out and then drop you to your death, no one’s coming to save so don’t waist your breath”

Marian was crying from her loss, her ma and pa and siblings were gone.

No one was coming to save her from her demise, she called for help but no one was coming to answer her cries. Then the captain kneeled down onto the ground, and spread her fingers with nails so sharp. Marianess wail of sorrow suddenly became a differant sound as her soles were played like a harp. Captain Ollie, poked and prodded the lass’s soles and mocked her for being spoiled so soft. But her heart was skipping a beat as the Princess squirmed on the pole laughing her heart out while aloft

“Have pitty on me” the Princess cried” If I have no worth just let me go, I lost everything anyways pfft haha heehee hoho! Someone please Help me, is anyone out there!” Captain Ollie responded” I like you laugh lass but don’t waist your breath when you can just be lauging cause no one else is here.”

Hours had passed and Marrien’s feet where free but she held them high high as she had been lowered down so low. The girl began to utter out a brand new plee as her life was on the line “ I thought you said you liked my laugh are Bored already of me ,How about a deal if you want more fun. I beg if ye spare my life, show this orphan girl mercy. I’ll let you have your way ,you can have me as a slave, if that’s what you want?”

Captain Ollie looked back and snearede , ear to ear and commaned her crew hoist the Princesses out. Mairanne hanged her head as she was told to march and there was nothing else she could do but obey and pout.

And once she back at the ship and they pulled out from shore. She gulped and bit her lip as She was shown the tools and implements her mistress had instore.

Marianne was tortured in the captains, quarters, in the brig, aloft on deck. For the next 7 years of her life she was a play thing. Oliie gave Marian hell, tickling her ribs, belly, feet and everywhere else and kept her in Check, tickling her to tears and wreck as she never got enough of Marianne’s laughing.

She made Mariann flustered, as she’d even nibbled her ears, and thanks to brushes and pinwheels that ravaged her soles and ribs she taught Marianne fear.

At least the food was good, when Marianne was a hostage she only got to eat monster food until her belly ached and she was in misery. but she was spoiled like the princess she was when she became a slave, Ollie fed her well and kept her healthy. But Oliie was still a Pirate who had to steal and fight. and when she was angry she was a blight. Before when she needed something to relieve her stress, she’d abused and beat up her crew. But now that she had a slave the fair Princess, Marianna would have to relieve her and Ollie’s anger always amplified the abuse.

Marrian would be humilated and tickled with no breaks and when Ollie was angry the tickles were never soft. The Pirate Queen would always punish her with more than she could take leaving the poor girl to tired to ever talk.

But Queen Ollie loved Marianne’s laughter and she loved to feel in power. making that girl squeal and exercise her loungs, and punshing her like everything was her faught and make her cower.

but she over time would let Marianne walk about free and taught her to use the sword. she felt no threat from the lass as she, had monsters to help her to remind Marrian who was lord. And she wanred Marrian about 2 slaves she had who she loved to torture day and night. but then they tried to escape when they were close to sirens and are presumed dead and Eaton much to her own blite. And Marian better not ever plot on escaping because if she’s captured alive, Queen Ollie would see to it she never got away again and she’ll wish wasn’t alive. Queen Ollie herself was a beauty to see but she was hated by many men She had stolen and murdered and done so much the warrent on her head was Eight Thousand and Ten.

One night Marrianne spotted a navy ship as she and Ollie were on an island nearby. She saw her chance and took a flare and ran off into the night. She ran for miles to reach a peak and saw the ship not far from shore and set off the flare to summon them that they may come for her. And the flare flew high up in the sky and lit up above the clouds, lighting up the island and see’s for miles that it could never hide in a misty shroud. The ship seem to turn around to come that way and she ran down to the bay. seh was over joyed and she be Free! They take away across the sea! But cannon balls flew at the ship and Marrian’s heart sank when before it had been a skip.

The Ship sailed away away and Marrian was sad and shed a tear, but at least the Atacks Missed. Then her eyes grew as she saw a familiar silowet and slowly turned her head and her blood ran cold with fear. Her captain was pearing down at her. And Ollie looked extremely Pissed.

It was late night and Marianne was in the captain’s sweet. ankle shackled to the bed, a Bag over her head. a Cat nine tails layed on the table ready for a flogging on seventy nine lashes. there was also branding iron and A sowing needle layed to a pair of eye patches. a Sword for her hands a hammer for a feet and scissors for her hair! Marrian was scared! She cried in the room as Ollie was on deck and drunk, she feared what her captain was going to do to her now. At least the navy from before hadn’t sunk but who was going to save her now? Would Ollie realy go through with all her threats, would even be given a change to beg? Marian sobbed as right about now she’d rather be tickled on her tummy or legs.

Now as Ollie was partying with her monster crew they were far to distracted. Oliie was thinking of dragging Marian out to party and be tortured despite how she acted. She never saw the navy creeping in but wasn’t the same one as before is was captain Gunther Blake who wanted revenge. He has a score to settle Captain Olivia Inidocen and on the cover of night was gonna get it. Before Ollie knew what hit her she was already dead as a cannon ball flying threw night air swiftly truck her in the head. Or did it get her in the back? we aren’t for sure what we do know it saved Marianne from a else friendly torture. Captain Gunther bordered the ship and his crew slew the monsters and as he entered the captaines Quarters to see what riches he can fondle there he saw tied near the bed was Marianne Mconnle. And My friends. Marianne was able to bargain for her life with Captain Gunther as well for she knew how to cook. and so with him Miss Mcconnle the captain had took. And you know something folks Marriane did well on his ship. she wasn’t tortured atleast and had dignity and even taken Ollies clothes for self. She wasn’t interested in any of her old master’s wealth. but what she was allowed to have would help her on newer adventures she was in.be it on land or be it sailing. Though you know she never realy hated being tickled per say, she won’t mind you doing it so long as your gentle, I guess all those days trapped with Ollie made that tickling rather sentimental. But will she ever wind up in a similar situation again, well right now I can’t say. Anything else to be said can be said another day~.

(song ends)

Now folks if ye be interested in this tale and be wanting to know more all I can say is your free to tell your own tales if you want about Marrian Mconnle being in ticklish situations. I mean this here be but a Ballad telling her story but sadly I didn’t have room for all the juicy parts. Captain Ollie liked to make things rough and awkward for her captives though. Feel free to ask me , Marrian, Ollivia, or even Gunther any questions you might have. If none well hope you all had your fun and hope you enjoyed the show, avast me hardies and anchoes away FAIR WELL!

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Another little thing for specifically Obey me Pirate Captain MC

So there should be three different ways on how they can handle the Replaced Au. One is that they go full on guns blazing and destruction. Or they would calmly just walk out (or well stumble and sway out) and wishes their right hand good luck handling the brothers if they started to treat MC horribly. MC than asks to be pulled out of the exchange program and moves on with their life going back to the SoulsWhisper to continue their own journey and the epic tales that they will tell to their kids when they have them. Or they will just vanish and find better people to stay with in devildom and travel all of devildom as much as they can before it’s time to go.

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• Admiral Levi who? •

(Here's more pirate Levi and my pirate MC that no one asked for but hey I'm bored. Note to self tho I'm never touching watercolors again)

(Again Levi may not be my best boi but him in a ponytail is just 👌)

(Btw this is related to my Yesterday's Captain Today's Admiral post I did a while back)

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Fixed it! Now if she were to fire, her entire arm would take the recoil, not just her wrist. 😊

Happy Halloween!!!

(I'm gonna have to make adjustments, because I'm not happy with the way she's holding that pistol. It'll break her fucking wrist if she fires like that. Also I'm not happy with Lucifer's hat. But here's what I have so far!)

Taglist: @leavesandflowers @sassykattery @sparkbeast20 @ariamichel

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Obey me pirate AU

This idea was done in association with @godlyaffection if you're a male reader, you should totally go check out this post he made about pirate Lucifer

MC is mentioned, nothing about them is specified

includes all characters and minor spoilers about some characters (i don't think there's any spoilers for the main story)

This post is a little messier than what I usually post, sorry, I hope you all like it! It's super messy but I'm so in love with this idea.

Lucifer

would be the captain of the ship- and I know what you’re probably thinking “but what about Diavolo?” just wait before you yell at me.

The brothers were royalty before being exiled because of their stance during a religious war. Years later they find themselves becoming pirates, and Lucifer becomes their captain.

Typically makes the decisions (often influenced by Diavolo) and then distributes orders, oversees everyone's work, and tries to minimize the amount of fighting between his brothers.

He oversees the antics of his brothers and tries to keep them all on the same page.

Sometimes Diavolo and Barbatos will clean Lucifer up and take him with them on Diavolo’s official business saying Lucifer is head of his personal navy, no one questions it because there are too many fake stories out there to know what the brothers really look like (read Asmodeus’s last hc to understand why this also passes).

Mammon

would find their new jobs and journeys, he wouldn’t have a “specific” or traditional job, he’s in charge of finding ways to buy/find food and all the necessities.

He’s the one who catches wind of treasure and then tells Lucifer and his brothers about it, he's greedy so of course he's going to want to find as much treasure as possible, you know what I mean?

Can and will magically come across a treasures map, it’s happened multiple times, don't be surprised when it happens again

Probably in charge of keeping track of which kingdoms and territories the boys are HEAVILY wanted in.

Leaves the boat most often out of all the brothers, but also gets in the most trouble.

Leviathan

Would be a pilot’s mate, he would help satan, and technically works under Satan

In this world, Leviathan wouldn't necessarily have something to obsess over, but considering how many references his character makes and has to the ocean, I think his interest in the ocean would really shine here.

Loved the ocean as a kid and wanted to be a sailor so he learned a lot about the ocean, sailing, and a little bit of map reading.

Is the best at reading the sea, he makes all the decisions on if the waters are safe enough and whatnot.

Leviathan views his relationship with satan as a student/teacher dynamic while satan views them as equals who just have different skillsets and strengths.

Satan

is the pilot and navigator, he kept the daily log, ensured they stayed on course, and oversaw the actions of Leviathan.

He happened to be the most educated of the bothers and took the reins when it came to research and navigation, it would probably be something that he was interested in

Probably trades and bargains for books he has yet to read. Definitely has tricked his brothers into going on a treasure hunt that was actually just an endeavor to find a rare book satan wanted to read (Lucifer made satan sell the book after he wrote himself a copy and read the book)

Probably has a personal journal where he talks about the events that happen on the boat that don’t make it into the logs (all the antics of the brothers and others on the ship).

Is the least likely out of all the brothers to be turned in into the authorities, he’ll never be turned in by any common folk and most nobles, he charms most people he meets, they know him as a seeker of knowledge, and not the 'bad pirate' sailors portray him as.

Asmodeus

Would be the Boatswain, prettyboy doesn’t mind positions of power and I think he’d be good at keeping the boat up to par.

Asmodeus likes taking care of himself and his things, the ship he lives on would not be any different, thus the brothers decided he would be responsible for the ship.

Asmodeus will yell at his brothers if he feels they did a poor job on maintenance, and to be fair, he does make them do a lot more maintenance than what's necessary.

Came up with his own organizing system, and refuses to teach it to any of the other brothers. But he swears it’d make sense if they would just try to understand it.

When the ship is docked, and Asmodeus gets bored, he'll go sit in taverns telling tales of him and his brothers that are entirely fabricated and false, even the way he described his brothers are completely off base. Everyone believes him though, he says he was once a hostage on a ship, and he didn't sound like the men he described in his stories, or any of the pirates they've been told about.

Beelzebub

Would be the Master at Arms, he’s a strong boy, he wouldn’t like killing, but he’d still be the best fighter on the ship.

I feel like this is pretty self-explanatory, Beelzebub would be the one who trained the most physically before pirate life, so he would be in charge of training new crew members, and he would lead boarding parties.

He tries to train with all his brothers so he can feel confident that they can protect themselves. Probably tries to work with Leviathan the most.

Beelzebub is usually in charge of captives and low-profile hostages, he’s least likely to let them go or be bribed.

Does a lot of the (literal) heavy lifting on the boat. A cannon needs to be moved? He’s got it. A barrel filled with pickled vegetables? He’s got it, just don’t leave him alone with it for too long!

Belphegor

Wouldn’t really have a job, he would just help wherever, if he wasn’t asleep anyway, and because this feels lazy to say, I decided to write extra headcanons to explain what I mean

I can't really imagine him having a very physical job, he'd help where ever obviously, but he'd mostly be sleeping and just hanging around Beelzebub while he did both of their workloads.

At nights Leviathan navigates and Belphegor will stay on deck to help, Belphegor likes astronomy and knows how to navigate using the stars. He’d probably help Satan on occasion as well.

He helps Asmodeus keep things organized, especially the food, he doesn’t know specifically how Asmodeus’s origination system works, but he knows where everything is kept.

Despite usually sleeping, he’s the second-best fighter on the ship, he lacks technic, but he does a lot of damage.

Belphegor probably takes care of the sick and takes over the jobs of the sick, he can manage any job he’s given, but typically doesn’t work.

He’s the least known brother, not to say he’s not to fear the other brothers just happen to have more presence with people, not that he particularly minds.

Probably works with Satan on fighting and attacking strategies, Beelzebub may be the best fighter, but he’s not the best with strategies and Belphegor makes up for that.

Diavolo

would be a prince who lowkey blackmailed Lucifer into letting him and his personal servant join in on their adventures.

Is absolutely fascinated with the life the brothers have and wants to observe it.

Has saved the brothers from being arrested countless times and has pretended they were his prisoners to keep them out of trouble

Still keeps up his royal appearance, despite traveling with wanted pirates, it's his duty as a prince with foreign relationships.

Takes an interest in learning everything he can about literally everything, was insistent that the brothers teach him to do some of the physical labor they do.

Barbatos

would be Diavolo servant (not much different from canon).

Was a pirate when he was younger but Diavolo only found out after they started traveling with the brothers.

Probably a trained fighter, his techniques have been built from his time as a pirate as well as training Diavolo’s father put him through

Sometimes teaches Luke fighting techniques so that he could protect himself.

Rarely sleeps, and it absolutely terrifies Mammon because he will see Barbatos awake on deck in the middle of the night for absolutely no reason.

MC

is the prince/princess the brothers kidnapped as a hostage only to get along with them and invited them to join their crew as their quartermaster.

The boys came across MC's royal ship when a royal naval ship attacked them. They ended up taking you hostage because they hoped they might be able to negotiate for some gold, and Lucifer really didn’t want your kingdom coming after him for killing royalty.

Diavolo also was very curious to get to know MC, as their kingdoms didn’t often associate or negotiate with each other. He wanted to strengthen the bonds to extend trade between the two kingdoms if it was possible.

Everyone ended up getting along really well with MC, and MC ended up liking them and their adventures and proved to be really helpful around the ship, so they invited MC to join their adventures.

MC ends up having a way with everyone on the ship, which encourages Lucifer to give them the position of quartermaster, he believes you are the best fit for the job, and it's been ages since someone sensible stepped onto the ship.

Solomon

is an alchemist who somehow bargained his way onto the ship (only he and Diavolo know).

He tried bargaining with Lucifer originally, only to realize the person with the most influence was actually Diavolo and managed to bargain his way onto the ship.

Does tasks and favors for Diavolo fairly often, and no one is sure if it’s out of mutual interest or because it was a part of the terms of their negotiation.

He practices alchemy (seems obvious, but originally I wrote him as a traveler), and on occasion, Lucifer bans alchemy on the boat, and then later unbans it because Diavolo wants him to do some alchemy thing for him.

Sometimes randomly disappears for days without saying anything about where he’s going or how he’s going (he just… disappears???).

Simeon

Is a writer who wishes to observe the truth behind the pirate's way of life, so that he can write about their history and stories.

This is just a nod at a Simeon being a writer, and I felt like it really fits the narrative in the AU

Comes from the same kingdom the brothers were originally from, works as a scribe and writer back home (hopes to write about them for his next collection of works).

The descriptions of pirates and the brothers in the kingdoms are absolutely awful and he was curious to see if the rumors were true.

He hopes he’ll be able to write a book that shows the truth of the life the brothers and pirates lead.

Luke

would be an apprentice of Simeon and works under the scribes of the kingdom

In the canon story, Luke is a cherub, and I feel like all the cherubs would be apprentices who work under someone who works within the official government of the Celestial Kingdom.

Luke was an orphan taken in by the scribes of the celestial kingdom, who now travels with Simeon as a sort of apprentice.

The scribes educated and taught Luke many different things, which helped him and Simeon prove his worth to the brothers. (They really didn't want a kid on the ship, especially one who thought they couldn't be kind and civil in their personal lives, just because they were pirates.)

Times on the boat could get very boring, and Luke would help pass the time by playing music for everyone or sometimes reciting poetry and stories.

(some of the historical things don't line up so please ignore that if you notice it)

[chaotic-emo-child]

Panicked Heart

SPOILER WARNING!!!!

This contains spoilers for the current event in IkeSen: Love and Secrets in War - Mitsuhide's Premium ending.

This is my own spin off of the events that happen after the premium, concerning Motonari and my OC, Mai.

TW: Cursing - It's Mai, she's never not cursing. Blood, Game typical violence, Mentions of stabbing, Wounds

Notes: Game MC's Name is Aimi because I'm not about to have two Mai's in this story. Hahahaha

Summary: After the clash between Motonari and Mitsuhide, Mai searches the woods, seeking the pirate captain.

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The dark tunnel stretched on for an eternity, there was no light, the muffled screams and pounding of her heartbeat the only sounds echoing in her ears. It was difficult to tell if the agonizing cries wrenched from tortured lips were those of her past or the moans of the injured fighting for their lives not far away on the battlefield. A tree root tripping rushed feet pulled Mai out of the foggy haze of panicked mind, the tunnel disappearing back into the emerald foliage of the forest.

Pausing to catch her breath and take stock of where she was, the young lass tried to reconcile the harsh reality of the Warring States period with what her frantic heart was screaming.

It didn’t matter that Motonari was their enemy. It didn’t matter that Mitsuhide was obeying Lord Nobunaga’s orders, or protecting the rest of them. None of that mattered. None of that stopped the gut-wrenching fear or blinding fury from sparking through Mai as she watched in horror as Mitsuhide’s blade sunk into Motonari’s stomach.

She didn’t know how long she waited for everyone to leave the area. It was all a blur as Mitsuhide headed back to the battlefield while Aimi and the others left to search for a place of safety. Mai didn’t even remember moving off in the direction that Motonari had ridden, a blind, desperate instinct kicking in and demanding that she find him.

A low knicker from some brush not far away drew her attention. With tentative steps, she moved toward the sound, panic dying down to allow for reason and a clearer head to take command. Mai pushed through the dense underbrush to find a small clearing, the man she sought sitting slouched against a large tree trunk, pristine white gloves stained red as he attempted to staunch the bleeding. His horse stood not far off, keeping guard.

“You’re a fuckin’ moronic idiot! You know that?” Mai scolded as she charged through the last of thicket and underbrush, paying no mind as thorns and small branches snagged her clothes and flesh, focused solely on the injured man.

Crimson eyes widened as they beheld the angry woman before them. A look of brief shock crossed his features before Motonari relaxed against the tree, lips cracking into an arrogant smirk.

“Ya here to finish me off, M’lady?”

“Don’t even fucking joke like that,” she snarled, kneeling beside him as she searched the contents of her satchel. Thank the gods she had the wherewithal to shove a few medical supplies into it when the camp had been attacked. “You die on me, and I’ll personally make the fucking trip into hell to bring you back so I can kill your sorry ass myself!”

“Ha...ugh..!” he winced, the laugh cut short from the pain. “...Ya full of contradictions there.”

She didn’t answer the jab, too focused on getting all the items ready. Damn him for making her worry and fret like this, sending her heart rate into the stratosphere. If he wasn’t injured already, she’d punch him for making her agonize so. Her meager supplies gathered, Mai reached over to pull his shirt up and assess the damage.

“Don’t!” he barked, pulling away, gloved hand protecting his injury from her touch.

Small hand hesitated, fisting closed as molten nutmeg eyes glared up at him. No. No. Fucking no! He was not about to pull this bullshit on her. Any other day, Mai would honor his wish not to be touched. Any. Other. Day. But, not this day. Not when he could die. Too many people had already died on her, he would not be another one.

Jaw set, teeth grinding, she growled, “Mori Motonari, you will let me look at it, or so help me I will cold-conk you so I can work without protest.”

Moments dragged out as the duo engaged in a silent battle of wills. It was hard to tell what went on behind the hardened expression of the pirate captain, but, eventually, he grunted, acquiescing to her demands. A glimmer of pride and admiration glinted in eyes the color of freshly spilled blood as gloved hand moved with slow hesitation, revealing the nasty wound.

Blood had soaked into the kimono and outer vest, deep crimson and spotted browns made it difficult to assess the damage, and he had too many layers to try and remove one at a time. Sunlight glinted off steel as Mai drew her kaiken (something she had taken to carrying recently), and with swift motion cut away at the torn fabric, exposing the puncture.

“If ya wanted to get me shirtless, I’m sure there’s a bett’r way of doin’ it than waitn’ fer me to git stabbed.”

“Shut up.”

Oh, she was definitely going to punch him in his smug ass face if he didn’t stop. How he remained calm with a literal hole in his stomach while she fought to keep nervous hands from shaking, was beyond her. With a silent promise that she’d beat him up later, she set to work.

Practiced hands wiped away the excess blood, making clear the extent of damage. There were no signs of evisceration (thank the gods), and it seemed that the blade had not sliced far into the abdomen, lessening the chance of any serious damage to the organs or excess bleeding internally. Calmed at the promising signs, Mai worked to clean and staunch what blood was still flowing.

“Tell me, m’lady,” Motonari’s inquisitive voice broke through her concentration. “What are ya doin’ all the way out here?”

“Hideyoshi made a big stink about Aimi coming to the battlefield alone so I was drafted to be her 'travel companion’,” finished with the last of the bandaging, Mai rocked back onto her heels, wiping blood covered hands along her hakama. “I get to be the fuckin’ third wheel with those two thanks to the mother hen.”

“That’s not what I meant. What’r ya doin’ out here with the enemy commander, tendin’ t’ his wounds?”

Mai felt his keen gaze studying her profile as she tried to hide the rising blush. She could guess as to ‘why’. Why she risked exposure to her allies in aiding their enemy, in helping Motonari. Why her heart raced when he was near. Why her thoughts were full of him in the quiet, private moments of her day. She had a very good guess as to why; that did not mean that she was ready to admit what it meant, however--to herself, muchless him.

“Cap’n! Cap’n, ya out here?”

The familiar voice of Hiroyoshi carried through the woods, and Mai sighed with relief that help was near. It didn’t take long for Motonari’s trusted vassal to rig up a stretcher for his lord (that man came prepared for anything). With the injured captain comfortably situated on the litter, extra bandages wrapped along the stab wound, Hiroyoshi bowed low to Mai.

“Thank you, Princess, for looking after my lord.”

“Hiroyoshi, don’t go bowin’ to the enemy,” Motonari complained, his mood seeming to have worsened after learning about their inevitable defeat.

Mai rolled her eyes, as the two shared a look, ignoring the grumblings coming from the invalid. She wished to go along, to ensure that everything would heal and that there would be no complications, but… “I have to go. Everyone will start to worry if I don’t return soon.”

Moving to check on the wrappings one last time, she flashed Motonari her signature, cheshire smile before turning away with a wave.

“I’ll be seein’ ya around, Pirate.”

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

Quick! Don't imagine Luci falling even harder for mc after he stumbles upon them singing Satan to sleep :3 (lost paradise au)

Lost Paradise AU | Pirate AU | Obey Me

Oh, to see without my eyes

The first time that you kissed me

Boundless by the time I cried

I built your walls around me

Soft blonde locks soaked in the setting sun, the young boys head settled into the curve of your chest comfortably, eyes slowly becoming more and more lidded as his breathing evened out. A smile fades into a peaceful slumber, your hands stroke the soft fluff that was Satan's hair, lulling him with the promise of sleep as your steady heartbeat filled his mind- soothing any wild thoughts and worries.

You looked to the window overlooking the sea, a large ship in view, empty and settled for the night. Peach and honey gold mixed into the deep blue and ebony black of the heavens, stars scattered as they shine with pride as the galaxy swirls in the soulful tincture that decorated the beauty of existence.

Your voice filled the air, not even dulled by the ocean breeze that chilled the night, the beach house Diavolo had made for you and your family was sturdy and reliable. The wood echoed with stories of your new life among the sea, a doctor among thieves and beggars, a family made with love and hardship. A guardian of broken men and a desperate child.

White noise, what an awful sound

Fumbling by Rouge River

Feel my feet above the ground

Hand of God, deliver me

Your back sat comfortably against the stack of push pillows piled against your headboard, your legs bent to keep the sleeping boy in place, a small hand in your now long hair, the other testing on your chest next to his face. Your own larger, callused, hand moved to rub circles onto his back- moving from his hair- the small tufts now sticking out wildly from the comforting touch.

Footsteps were drowned out by the oceans song of her kiss to the sands of the beach, heavy and long waves caressing the shore before pulling back, guided by the moons pull. Heavy boots left long and slow steps, the Captain, the father of this child, listened to a sirens song.

Oh, oh woe-oh-woah is me,

The first time that you touched me

Oh, will wonders ever cease?

Blessed be the mystery of love

Inky black locks tied back were now free, cushioning the man's head as he leaned against the wood, carmine eyes glazed over the scene before him.

His little doctor singing his son to sleep, your head looking out to the sky and sea as you lulled his son into a deeper sleep, protective and loving hands wrapped securely around the little blonde pirate. His arms crossed over his chest, Lucifer, the disgraced son now looked to his family before him- the scene touching his heart in ways he hasn't felt before.

He wanted nothing more than to walk into the room, lay in your bed next to you and pull the both of you into his arms, your voice singing your song as he settled against you. A yearning for a love, one between a child and his parents, a love between two people and their son, a love of family. This extended takers his brothers of course, but this moment... It was just for him- something he wanted just for himself.

Lord, I no longer believe

Drowned in living waters

Cursed by the love that I received

From my brother's daughter

The feeling of being watched ran down your spine, settling in your stomach, but you didn't pull from your little world. You felt his eyes before, you knew how he kept you and Satan in his vision or within his grasp majority of the time, an aura heavy and protective- like many blankets warmed by the fire now placed upon your form, forcing the chill of danger and sorrow from your body.

Like Hephaestion, who died

Alexander's lover

Now my riverbed has dried

Shall I find no other?

He didn't dare break the scene before him, and you didn't dare to call him from his space of solitude, an unbroken promise to take the time needed to come together. To not overwhelm the child that laid in your arms, to not cause chaos between his brothers and their mission of piracy, to protect you and your son from the murderous eyes of nobles and seamen of the Crown who wished to tear his soul apart.

So now? You stood apart. Only 30 paces apart, and yet, you felt countries away from one another. Coming together by foot. As to not break the fragile nature that was your relationship. The love was easy, it came easy to the both of you, but the effort that needed to be out in was needed.

To protect the love that was vulnerable.

To protect the love that was held to sleep in this room.

To protect the love of your precious, little boy.

[ratanslily]

could you tell us your retrospective about all your favorite LI this year?

my favourite lis this year (from newly released book only, bb3 and oph2 are sequels so i omitted them):

Charlie Smith, Zoey Wade, Noah Harris, m!Robin Tora, Tyril Starfury

im no good with words but-

C: first of all, whenever she says love i melt into a puddle, I just love stuff like that. and she's an excellent pirate (and should be the real captain tbh). there's something about the way she is shown as this fierce yet flirty persona who has a deep and painful history with her family but she never showcases the pain she feels inside. also the way EVERYONE obeys her ??? wow. i love her. and i share my love for the oceans with her so another plus point for her

Z: she had me enamoured from the very first chapter she rescued mc from the poppy gang. and the way she's so good at this game?? mc would be hopeless and nothing without her and i stand by that. i feel like she's the type of person who will make heads turn wherever she goes because people are so charmed by her!

N: PERFECT older brother! please he literally wants to make life better for his ma and hazel im😭💓 he's the perfect example of "you are more than your mistakes". ik he's the typical bad boy.. brooding and stuff but soft for his loved and closed ones🥰 especially the line "these are parts i dont let people see but i want you to know, you have all of me". he's such a beautiful character i just- i wish he got a better book, i really do.

R: Sexiest customisation. hands down. such a free spirit, unafraid of letting hurdles stop him from achieving what he wants to. and the way he and mc vibe so well, he repeatedly makes sure she is okay, cares about her so much! he cooks, too (yeah well everyone should, but still). he's so bold and confident, he got me head over heels in love with him. the way he makes sure mc feels good everytime, whether by moonlit walks or dance or just showering her with compliments.(he reminds me of Bryce <3) like noah, he deserved a better book.

T: i have a thing for men with weapons on their back okay? plus he's so beautiful! the way he smiles, its so delicate to see, I'd be afraid to breathe lest he stops smiling. I admire his resolve to prove himself worthy in eyes of others. Plus the words he says, so charming (he reminds me of beckett). he knows the right words to say and its impossible to fall for him tbh.

[anathemafiction]

Unravel Me

Commission made by the lovely AlkinGrim.

The Pitch: The Pirate King and Rafael react to a crushing stage MC waiting for them in their room in fancy lingerie.

Slight NSFW.

Gender undefined MC.

2.8k words

The Pirate's head is pounding harder than a rowboat dropped in the middle of a cyclone.

He snarls at some unfortunate crewmember, pushing the man's shoulder out of his way as his heavy boots hit his ship's main deck with furious strides. His ship. The Pirate's lips curl until his canines flash as his blood boils right through his skin.

His ship.

"Captain, there's a-"

"Not now," he barks, and the Boatswain flinches away. His black eyes then fall on a group of his good for nothing men, lounging about. Hard fingers clutch his axes when he steps forward. "If you don't move your lazy asses right now, I will gut you and throw you overboard myself!" he shouts, and they're smart enough to run.

As one of them falls in his rush to obey, the Pirate's lips twist into a small, amused smirk. His gaze follows them starboard, to where his Carpenter is overseeing the repairs. Starboard, where an enormous hole cracks the hull that spirits damned Leon's ship had the audacity to open.

His smirk slowly dies when the ground under his feet sways violently, the wood snapping and cranking. Men and women run everywhere around him, carrying buckets and hammers and ropes, and one idiot a sword. Shouts and voices fill the air, as the ruined Leonese vessel sinks slowly before their eyes.

May you rot for eternity at the bottom of the ocean.

The Pirate turns his back on the chaos, tailed coat twirling dramatically behind him, as he heads to the hold. His head pounds again, and all he wants is to get to his bloody cabin. The Boatswain, however, keeps buzzing near his shoulder. "I really think you should know-"

"What I should know," he hisses through clenched teeth, his fingers curling around his stump. He feels the shape of the heavy ring around it, and it calms him slightly down. "Is why in the Spirits defected altars are you still following me."

She wavers. "Captain, there's someone inside y-"

He stops and looks back at her, near the end of the lavished corridor that leads to his quarters. The hallway sways around them, furniture overturning and she stumbles, but he keeps upright, back straight and feet apart, black eyes burning into hers. When she stabilizes, he takes a step forward, gaze hard. Grin cruel.

"I said," he whispers, and her eyes widen when he grabs her collar, jerking her to him. "Leave me be."

She opens her mouth, and his blood is screaming. Oh, if you speak little fool...

But then she snaps her mouth closed, and his fingers let her go as she runs down the hall. The Pirate breaths out slowly through his nose, rolling his shoulder and walks the few steps remaining to his cabin. He needs to be alone. Needs to soothe his rage away from his crew.

Lest he does something he'll regret. And ruin everything.

He opens the large polished door, the inside dipped in gloom. His bed is large and his tired body sings for him to dive into it, a song as lovely as the sirens. But his weary eyes shift to his desk instead, where all the contracts are arranged-

His axes are out in a flash.

The sound reverberates through the quiet cabin as a yell in a cemetery, and the shape leaning against his desk stiffens. The Pirate cocks his head, swaggering inside, his boots slowly hitting the carpeted floor. The person doesn't move, but his eyes are fixed on them as they slowly get used to the dark.

A lone candle burns by the desk, coating the intruder in a faint, warm outline of light. His black eyes blink, and The Pirate freezes.

He's two steps away from you.

And if his head was pounding before, it is full-on hammering now.

You stand with your back straight, your hands planted firmly on the desk, so still, he's sure you have stopped breathing. His eyes, however, cannot be still for long. They take you in, as his heart starts pumping. Spirits, is this a gift from you?

By the candlelight, he could see your lovely white stockings, delicately covering your slim ankles, following the lines of your perfect legs, to sink into the soft flesh of your thighs. The small of your back is left uncovered, and your waist curves fluently up your sides until a thin, transparent shawl covers your skin, the rich white fabric dropping loosely over your shoulders and back.

The silent is stagnant. The boat rocks again, and the Pirate sees you swaying in place, but you don't turn your back.

His little, delicious peach. All unpeeled for him.

His lips curl slowly. Hungrily. He drinks you in like a castaway would a fresh bottle of water, as he puts his axes back into his belts. The Pirate takes a step forward...

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[cindernovadoesart]

So I brought up the Pirate Captain idea and y’all seem to really like it so now I raise you

A Villain MC/Yuu Au as Pirate Captains

Obey me would be following a replaced au specifically one where the new exchange student is actually none other than MC’s Right Hand woman. MC learns that she took over the SS SoulsWhisper and had been waiting for MC’s return. MC shows her everything and the brothers take interest in the right hand and slowly losses interest in MC. After being ignored for quite a while MC talks with their Right hand and they begin to scheme revenge on Devildom. And they run away and begin to cause chaos throughout RAD. Including explosives and MC with a gun.

Twisted Wonderland is a bit different. After Yuu finally comes clean and tells everyone they are a pirate. Azul and Tweels both become a little distant from Yuu. Soon everyone does as rumors are spread and Crowley makes it hard on Yuu cause like they ever will get a break from Crowley’s tasks. But soon Yuu becomes restless and emotionally drained from the lack of friends around them and the amount of unpaid work they are put through. At some point Yuu stops coming in the school altogether. Just when Crowley found the way home for them. Soon enough everyone goes searching for Yuu. The thing is they expect Yuu to be at the beach or somewhere where they know a pirate would be but in truth Yuu is in the Dwarfs Mine as they are talking with the ghosts there. Only Ace and Duece figure out to look there and when they do they will find a bunch of angry ghosts (Grim included) and a pirate captain that has them under their control. Yuu is mad and is getting a lot of ghosts and beasts to be on their side (being the great beast tamer and all)

[cindernovadoesart]

Small incorrect quote with Captain MC and Diavolo

MC: Y’know I never got around to thank ya Diavolo. Diavolo: *confused* What do you mean MC? MC: well I’m a wanted criminal Diavolo. Diavolo:… What? MC:*smiles before swaying and stumbling away* Diavolo: *goes after them* Wait what? MC? MC what do you mean?

[cindernovadoesart]

So been thinking about Obey Me and Twisted Wonderland MC/Yuu and thinking went into saying pirate captain MC/Yuu So in case of Obey Me MC is one of the well know Pirate Captain in the world. The Captain of the SS SoulsWhisper a very haunting name for the ship but it works. MC has a murder count and a high bounty on their head. But they were chosen to be the exchange student in devildom’s exchange program for RAD. I feel that MC is so used to being on ship like Captain Jack Sparrow and will walk all wobbly as if their on a ship, and like they have the most excitable personality, like they are the opposite of what people expect.

In Twisted wonderland Yuu is also a well known Pirate Captain Yuu is the Captain of the SS Neverland. They were fascinated with Disney movies and when they got their ship that they worked hard to get they were able to name it the SS Neverland. They are known to be a more comical Pirate, they aren’t like MC and are more kind to those who need help. Though it doesn’t mean they don’t have a murder count. They have it due to defense, and they have a minor bounty. Also Yuu is not related to Captain Hook.

[cindernovadoesart]

More shinanigans with Pirate Captain MC in Obey Me

Mammon:So is your tooth really made of gold?

MC: Yup, I lost my real tooth while fighting a sea dragon, very fun times, I won that fight and found to gold pieces in its underwater cave so I got an old friend of mine to smelt some of it and make me a tooth. *pulls it out like it’s nothing* You can keep it if you want, I don’t really need it

Mammon: * doesn’t know whether to be grossed out or thankful to gain something made of actual gold* Thanks I guess * rushes off*

Lucifer: * walks up after witnessing the whole thing* It’s not made of actual gold is it?

Mc: *Grins* That my friend was a copper tooth, I just had it dipped in a gold liquid.

Lucifer: That’s evil… How long do you think he’ll take to find that it’s not gold?

Mc: about a week, or Thirty minutes, all depends on if he brings it to a pawn shop. Plus that wasn’t my real gold tooth from that fight with the sea dragon.

Next scenario

Asmo: So what’s your secret to having healthy hair, I’m dying to know how you keep it so nice since you’re on a pirate ship and all.

Mc: Well, one day while getting my ship back from some landlubbers they had added a bath to it and I found it very useful since my hair used to only be washed once and a while.

Asmo: Nothing else?

Mc: *thinks a bit* ehhh well I avoid using scented shampoo and conditioner but I use more conditioner than soap, and conditioner before soap.