#obey me crack ig

[leviathism]

Omg Hi this is my first time requesting something but there's this lil challenge goin around on TikTok which is called the Rosalia challenge and it's when someone chews gum or pretends to obnoxiously chew gum and looks up and down then roll their eyes at someone I was wondering if you could write a GN teen Mc doing the challenge as a joke towards the brothers and the new Dateables if you want I just thought this would be a funny idea😭😊

obey me x gender neutral reader

Lucifer is livid but he hides it well. You are just a teenager and all teenagers must go through this phase of disrespect… But if you do it again, you’re being tied to the chandelier next to his younger brother. It does not matter if you try and say it’s TikTok challenge. He doesn’t know what that is. He does not tolerate teenagers.

Mammon knows it immediately and recruits you to do it with him to Lucifer immediately. You are both imprisoned for your crimes.

Leviathan cries in his room, hurt and overthinking it. You will need to apologize and get him an action figurine to be granted full forgiveness. You must also promise to never do a prank like that again. He is not the one you should ever do that to. Being judged by a teenager is his worst fear after all.

Satan is angry and confronts you immediately, asking if you have a problem. You can clearly see the frustration with how his eyebrow twitches and his lip curls. He calms down considerably when you tell him it’s a challenge but he’s still a little angry. He’ll be back to normal in an hour or two.

Asmodeus is irritated and plans to get revenge for days. Days. He puts color dye in your shampoo and dyes it some ungodly color that would never suit you. He only feels a little bad when you tell him it’s just a TikTok trend. He offers to help fix your hair as an apology (and also so he doesn’t have to look at it anymore).

Beelzebub just thinks you’re mad at him or something and becomes guilty. “I’m sorry if I ate something of yours again,” he said, looking for your forgiveness while looking like a kicked puppy.

“Again?”

Belphegor flicks you in the face, hard. He does not feel any remorse when you say it’s a trend. In fact, he dares you to do it again and see what happens, “you pathetic teenage human runt.”

Mephistopheles is hurt and appalled. Speechless, even. Has no idea what to say so he just turns and leaves. You won’t see him for another week if you don’t text him and explain.

Raphael doesn’t care. He doesn’t know your name either to be honest.

With Thirteen, you end up trapped on the ceiling of the school in a loose rope net. Demons came to stare and paid for tickets as if you were an animal at the zoo. She kind of reminds you of Lucifer in that moment as you stare down at the brothers, weepy and asking for help. You had been up there for hours.

[l3viat8an]

*points at ur pussy* are u gonna finish that? *tummy growls really loud*

[cosmicstarlatte]

Asmo (on fabsnap): Brunch with the bestie! We're here eating these tacos! They got me feeling GAY AF!!!

MC: Asmo you can't say that! We don't say gay for happy anymore!

Asmo: Oh okay okay-

Asmo: These tacos got me feeling BISEXUAL AF!

MC: Asmo no-!!!

Asmo: -THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY IF I LIKE TACOS!?!?

[jackalopesao3]

🪼 Michael’s Character Design 🪼

We know the adult angels like to show skin going by Simeon and Raphael.

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Michael shows up to RAD in sun & moon pasties covering his nip-nops, speedo, knee-high boots, and a cape. Maybe he’d even have a hero/villain mask?

Can you imagine him kidnapping Lucifer to take him back to the Celestial Realm with them angel ass cheeks clapping behind him in that getup?

[patokascribbles]

its not even close to Lucifer’s birthday but i had a thought

[voidscreamns]

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[nerinefy]

hellooo may i rq an obey me imagine where a blank faced , cool and calm mc who is exceptionally good at seductive speech-craft just drops the biggest flirt on the brothers and just acts cool about it not giving them a reaction. how would the brothers react ? tyy - 👺 anon

OLDER BROTHERS VER. !! (PART 2 WILL BE DECIDED.)

- details: pronouns: you/yours | headcanon | crack + fluff | word count: | warnings: slight cursing if you squint + some...jokes

- author's note: im back ig, and im sorry if this req took like a year :')

LUCIFER !

you really are a pain, truly. the avatar of pride may try his hardest to hide the effect you have on him yet he was proven the opposite. surely you wouldn't have noticed?...right? wrong. why would you continue teasing the absolute devildom out of him if you didn't notice?

the way he looks away and adjusts his perfectly neat tie is one thing, but looking closely, why would someone unaffected have short and shaky breaths with slightly flushed cheeks?

at this point, mans just gave up and ran with it. what do you mean you had him flustered? are you sure you've been sleeping well? he's known all along and sure is amused, yeah, he definitely thought of that at first.

even with his rough start, he managed to win you over. not like it was a competition in the first place but he'll take it as one for the sake of his image. he surely did a number on you later on. did you really think he'll let you do that to him? yeah, maybe after this life, just maybe.

eventually you'll be even more of a mess than him if he takes up the challenge. the other brothers may have complained more than once since you two have been going at it ever since you started teasing him using your 'assets'.

MAMMON !

unlike lucifer who eventually leaves you high and dry (or wet, idk about you), mammon fails, and he fails at the worst possible way. at least in his eyes, he is an overdramatic little shit if you've forgotten.

he acts as if you haven't taken his breath with just one word. he can't really convince anyone with forehead dripping with sweat and his entire body shifting and squirming whenever you take the smallest step closer to him. go easy on him though, please. he's trying his best.

he doesn't recover well the longer you speak to him, he brushes it off with the brightest blush you've ever seen even though he swears it's just the heat going on these days (it was not hot, actually, it was very cold at that time.)

you'd likely have to watch out, he might faint even at the sight of you. he just can't help it you know, you already look so irresistible doing mundane things, so you directly giving him all your attention, and with that voice of yours...it most definitely will leave him melting in your arms.

it's utterly embarrassing for him to be a mess in front of you, but soon he just accepts it. if that's the way you'd like him to be, then he'd be just that. only for you. of course, he'd never in his very long life admit it out loud but you get the point.

LEVIATHAN !

this one is a tough one for sure. not because you have no effect on him, it's most definitely not that. it's more like he's actively finding a way for you not to approach him. he's hiding and running away from you like he did numerous crimes bad enough to not be spoken of, not like that'll work on you though.

you've already traumatized him enough with his first encounter with you, he's not willing to go in for a second round. one word from you and he might actually faint. it's bad enough that you're the most enchanting person he's ever seen, but you going out of your way to speak to him with that mesmerizing voice of yours, it's like you came straight out of a video game with how unimaginably beautiful you are.

if you ever have him cornered, he just might have the courage to face you somehow. unfortunately, his newfound confidence will be immediately replaced with clammy hands and teary eyes. and yes, hugging him to comfort him would make things worse.

just a thought though- please go easy on him.

©nerinefy do not plagiarize, repost, or translate. | reblogs are appreciated!

[dyslexicmammon]

Unwanted

Characters: Lucifer (Obey me!), Solomon (Obey me!) [not together]

CW// SFW, Angst ig? Yelling, Implied Lucifer x Mc, Implied Solomon x Mc, Nightbringer MC/attendant MC, You/Your pronouns used

A/N: Hiii~ I haven't written something in ages and I literally cannot remember how this drabble came about but, here you go. I couldn't find a way to end it because for me, Solomon is very hard to write for/about. The ending is open to add onto if you would like! uhhh idk what else to add. I'm gonna try and write more of my ideas since I'm having a hard time with art atm. Again this is just a short drabble lol

Chapter 2 / Ao3 / Divider Credit

“Here's some food Lucifer, you haven’t eaten all day and I’m worried- '' You were cut off by a groan. Lucifer rubbed his brow and with disdain in his voice “If I was hungry I would have come down to eat at the agreed times. I don’t need you out of all people to worry about me. Leave.” He touches his tongue with his gloved hand then goes to turn the page of the documents he’s currently working on, not daring to look up from his work. 

Tears well up in your eyes as you place the well-prepared food you had made for the ungrateful Avatar of Pride down on his desk. On your way out you accidentally slam his study door behind you. You suddenly get a ping on your D.D.D, with its familiar and expected buzz you knew it was Solomon “I’m waiting outside ❤ ️”. You begin to move away from Lucifer's study, sighing and clutching your D.D.D to your chest. You hear a faint call of your name from behind the door. Ignoring it, you begin to make your exit. 

The tears are having a hard time staying in as they desperately roll down your cheeks. In the main hall you spot Mammon and Beel who were talking about dinner. Desperately trying to go unrecognised by them you begin to walk further to the left of the hall you were now sharing. “Where do ya think you’re going mc??” Mammon reaches out to grab your arm. Without thinking you pull away, only sniffling in response. “Yeah we haven’t had dinner yet” Beel says with a sympathetic half smile. Wiping your tears aside and in a shaky voice you apologise to the hungry demon. Looking at him, hoping to see that compassionate smile you once knew from your long nights hanging out and eating snacks. Only to be met with a faint smile from the gluttonous demon.

Mammon laughs nervously, feeling the tension in the air then announces “It's okay Beel! We don’t need some attendant taking care of us! We got this!” and giving his brother a slap on the back. Feeling unwelcome from the 2 oldest brothers' attitude you pick up your pace once again and head straight for the front door. A couple moments pass or faint grumbles from both demons until you hear the Avatar of Greed as he runs and reaches for your hand “Hey! You haven’t had dinner yet either!”. Unable to hold back the tears anymore, a steady stream begins to trail down your face as you start crying uncontrollably. “You said it yourself! You can cook yourself and your brother's dinner just fine. You can also clean up after yourself. You don’t need me! so let go Mammon!” You had never raised your voice at any of them before. After pulling yourself free from his grasp, you exclaim “Solomon is taking me out to dinner & I have to go. Not that you people care if I’m here or not. Oh and don’t bother cooking for Lucifer either.” Suddenly looking up at the banister, like he had control over your body you noticed the demon himself. Trying to hide the panic in your eyes you wipe away your tears and swiftly begin your descent upon the front door once more, ready to brace the elements. “Have a nice night.” you say, your voice cracking a little before slamming the door behind you. 

With the tension seemingly broken by the wooden door now between you and the avatars the tears flow harder than ever before and the air becomes heavy in your lungs. That's when you hear light human footsteps rushing towards you. Solomon was now staring in shock. With his face merely inches away from your own. He quickly but gently wraps his arms around you and holds the back of your head. “Oh my, Mc what's happened? Why are you upset?” Responding to his touch, your arms snake around his chest as you wail into his shoulder. Hearing the demons on the other side fast approaching, he picks you up and casts a shield spell to protect you and silence the yells of a certain white haired demon.  

“Let's get you out of here my love, our date can wait” he quickly begins to escort you away from the HOL. You can hear faint yells from what you assume to be the brothers calling your name...

[witheringwidgetwrites]

Daddy kink-Satan (Obey Me)

Hope this is ok! tried to make it more of a story vs describing how they enjoy it ig? lmk if yall like this more!

CW; "you wanted this" + edging + thigh grinding

His hand sits in your hair, your legs spread over his thigh. Satan's other hand guides your hips as you grind against his thigh.

"What do you say to daddy?"

"Thank you, thank you! Feels so good daddy," he guides your hips as you move faster, just ever so slightly reaching the brink of orgasm. He halts your hips unsurprisingly for the 4th time that night.

"Daddy please, I've been good!"

"My love, I saw how you acted with Lucifer. You wanted this, you wanted to get a rise out of me and now you've got it." He cracks a small smirk, taking his hand out of your hair to gently rub the bud of your chest. You moan, sensitive from coming down off the edge so many times.

"Maybe not that good..." You trail off, a sly smile playing on your lips.

He finally puts both hands on your hips, quickly resuming his harsh speed. Before long you reach the edge again, "please please please I'll be good, I promise daddy, let me cum!"

Surprisingly, his pace doesn't falter, and you're finally pushed over the edge, orgasm wracking through your body like a wave, you feel the blood rushing through you, and the grip on your hips tightens.

"What do you say to Daddy?"

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[misc-obeyme]

idk about anyone else but i always love crack ships and ships in general, i can always appreciate other ships, even if they're not my otp. It just means more content to enjoy!

Luci and Solomon would be fun as a pairing i think. If I had a crack ship, it'd be Solomon and Mammon. I don't know if they've had any moments at all together. Maybe one.

But Solomon has been steadily climbing up my favorites list on the ladder since nightbringer. Though he'll never take Mammon's place for number one lol. But I like to imagine them both with my mc.

I can imagine Mammon accidentally getting his hands on a really rare spell book and instead of selling it, gifting it to the two of them with the excuse that he couldn't get any offers for it (he is lying and it's obvious from his blush)

Or Solomon coming across a rare item he forgot about and gifting it to Mammon because he thinks he'd like it. Or digging through his collection for something he's willing to part with to help Mammon with debt, saying something about needing to get rid of it is all.

and after writing these little blurbs i will be thinking about these dummies a lot more, it is no longer an 'if' i think. new ship and new ot3 ig akskfj

okay I'm done rambling LMAO thank you for your time

- ✨ anon

Okay, yes, I absolutely love crackships. I can also appreciate other ships, I have no problem with any of that at all. I say people should ship whoever they like.

While I always write x reader, I actually have quite a few Obey Me ships that I like. DiaLuci of course which I actually did write a little story for per a request I received. Those two are just so obvious, how can you not ship it, right? I'm also fond of SoloSim because I think those two have an interesting dynamic. And of course there's SimeBarb which is also just really cute. I'm down with BarBeel and Solodeus too though to a lesser extent. And while I never really considered it before, apparently there is also Diavolo/Belphie (sorry I don't know their ship name lol), which is not something I thought of, but I don't dislike it!

My favorite crackship is absolutely SoloLuci. I love their relationship already, it's so funny to me, and I just can't help but enjoy the idea of them actually ending up together because it would be even funnier to me. Like I could write whole stories about them.

My other big crackship is Mammon/Barbatos. (BarbMam??) Again, I just find this to be absolutely hilarious. I could write whole stories about them, too, and I'd be laughing the whole time lol.

Okay one last crackship from me that I think would be fun is Diavolo/Asmodeus. Because listen, Asmo would be so into being queen lololol. And I just think it'd make Lucifer so mad, too. I'm sorry I just think it's so funny I can't help myself.

Of course, any and all of these become a little less crazy if MC is involved, but I generally consider these ships without MC. I did write that little blurb about a Solomon/MC/Lucifer threesome, but I generally like to think of them without MC because that just makes it so much funnier to me.

I love your description of a Solomon/MC/Mammon throuple situation, though. I always felt like Mammon didn't like Solomon lol but yo neither does Lucifer so. But I think with an MC that they both love and care for to kind of initiate the necessity of them being in close proximity and getting along... yeah, I could see all of the things you describe happening.

That'd be super adorable, now I'm just imagining them starting a little trio band and calling it MC and the Mons. (I'm so sorry.)

Anyway, I love your new ot3 I hope they bring you much joy!!

[anotherobeymeblog]

Obey Me cast relationship with MC songs (2023 edition)

Found this post when scrolling through my old posts from 2020 and decided it would be fun to give it another crack now that 1) we have a LOT more canon material to go off and B) my taste in music has expanded past just grandma songs (not that I don't still enjoy grandma songs ofc) Also adding Diavolo, Barbatos, and Solomon since I have a better grasp on their personalities now. (Well, only barely with Barbatos, but we'll get to that lol)

Warnings: mild spoilers for lesson 16 of the original game in Belphie's, some of these songs use gendered language when talking about the significant other (implied female: Mammon; implied male: Levi, Asmo) *this doesn't mean MC must be that gender in those scenarios*

Lucifer: Honey Moon by Birds in the Airport. Okay, starting off on a somewhat angsty note lol. But look me in the eye and tell me I'm wrong. "...tear open every exit from the maze inside my mind" like come ON that's literally what MC does with Lucifer. Whether he'd verbalize any of this is another question entirely, but also isn't the point here.

Mammon: Fair by The Amazing Devil. I hemmed and hawed over this for a while, tbh. Wasn't sure if it was a lil too soft for his outwardly prickly ass, but I eventually settled on "this is him but he sure as hell isn't admitting it any time soon". The trouble with tsundere characters ig. But anyway he's a dork and the trying to make his partner laugh when they're mad at him felt very on-brand.

Leviathan: A Shitty Gay Song About You by Ezra Williams. I've associated Levi with this song for quite a while now. It has it all. Goldfish, self-deprication, pining, it's great. Oh, for Levi to lend me his sweatshirt tbh.

Satan: Cat Serenade by Beetlebug. Absolutely adorable song. It has cat metaphors, it has pining, it has the whole "I used to never open up to anyone but here we are", it's just super Satan in a lot of ways.

Asmodeus: Freckles by Kevin Atwater. I mean it's just adorable, first of all. But second of all, the theme of actually falling in love with someone for real when you're used to more casual relationships is pretty fundamental to Asmo's relationship with MC.

Beelzebub: Strawberry Mentos by Leanna Firestone. Idk maybe this is a bit too straightforward but even outside of any food references, it's such a sappy, sacchirine love song that it really does feel Right for Beel, big babey that he is.

Belphegor: Grace, Anatomy by Homemade Haircuts. Okay, while this isn't really addressed in-game, if he ends up in a relationship with MC, the shit that happened in the attic is gonna be weighing pretty heavy on his mind for a long time. Between that and his general abandonment issues, this song is an excellent reflection of his feelings about MC (at least early on in the relationship), even if most of it is stuff he would never actually say out loud.

Simeon: Chai Tea by audrey. Yeah, yeah, I know the title sounds more Barbatos, but the song itself is just so cozy and easygoing. (Of all the possible words to describe Barbatos, I think "easygoing" is about the last thing that would come to mind). All the other love interests are a bit more... uh... intense. Whereas this song is literally just being incredibly sappy and drawing a quiet comfort from the other person's presence even without talking about anything in particular.

Diavolo: Touch Starved by BB Bean. This doesn't require much elaboration, I don't think. The title says it all. Like honestly. "I'm just tired of the bubble, I just wanna hand to hold" is deadass how he acts in every surprise guest (at least in the og game, less so in nightbringer lol). Just wants to feel normal smh

Barbatos: A Wistful Waltz by Teddy Hyde. Okay, I need to apologize to Barbatos stans bc I struggle so much to figure this guy out (which I suspect is the point, but it makes it damn hard to come up with headcanons for him). But based on my tenuous grasp on his personality and... odd dynamic with MC, I think this should fit the bill. It's subdued but with that underlying intensity that I always seem to pick up on with him.

Solomon: Painting Roses by Dresses. I actually don't have much explanation for this, but Solomon in Nightbringer especially is just. He's such a fuckin disaster, man. (I actually was torn between giving this song to Solomon or Satan, but I ended up going with Sol in the end)

[l3viat8an]

Ro!!!ro!!! For Christmas assign the om characters an ugly/weird/just odd Christmas sweater!!! 

Merry Christmas!!!!!!! 🎄’n plzzzz don’t take this seriously- it’s a 100% crack post ‘n yk demons in Christmas sweaters- I can’t take it seriously lolol

Lucifer gets 2 because I couldn’t pick- also cuz I think Lucifer in a grinch sweater is funny + ‘wine mom’ joke-

Mammon self explanatory

Levi gets two because how was I supposed to pick??? Only it wouldn’t be Miku it’d be Ruri-Chan lolol

Satan…..again I think it’s funny ‘n self explanatory-

I really don’t think Asmo would wear an ‘ugly sweater’- but this one made me laugh-

Do I even need an explanation for Beelz?-

Belphie- idk🧍🏼‍♀️he’s only wearing it to piss off Lucifer tbh-

‘n lastly one for Solomon that I would pay him to wear-

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

Wah this is a little embarrassing to write down but could I get an obey me match up? I’m super obsessed w Nightbringer atm haha

I go by they/them, I’m 5’10 and I tend to dress mostly feminine but I’m also super hairy LMAO (shaving is too much work), I’m not too confident about my appearance but yknow it’s whateves as long as I get to wear bright and sparkly stuff looool

I’m a capricorn? Dunno much about zodiac stuff, but I would describe myself as a cheery optimistic person!! I like joking around and being silly and I’m described as childish quite a bit 🤷 I can be a bit shy and nervous though so it’s not like I’m SUPER extroverted, I actually tend to be a bit of a hermit sometimes since I don’t like to go out much (ya boy also can’t DRIVE LMAOO) parties and stuff are super overwhelming and I kinda have a hard time making friends ☠️ but I do like talking to people!!! Especially about my interests, I’m super into games and cosplaying rn (currently on my 5th morrowind playthrough, playing all the mainline persona games, working on climbing in ranked league of legends, etc) but I also love to read comics and books as well as write occasionally!! Poetry mostly but I also roleplay online if that counts, plus I do DnD,, I love my character creation 🤧 Tangentially related but psychology is also one of my main interests I absolutely love learning about it!!!

Oh I’m also currently studying art, my skills are mostly in traditional drawing and painting but lately I’ve tried pottery+ceramics and I’m slowly cracking away at digital art too!! My goal is to one day be able to write and illustrate my own stories someday ✨🌈 My favorite genres are fantasy, mystery, romance, and horror!!!

I rlly love spooky stuff teehee, I tend to be a lil thrill seeking, mostly just for stuff like roller coasters, horror movies and games, haunted houses, escape rooms, etc, I find it SO fun I love Halloween sooo much

I guess my love language would be words of affirmation? Sometimes I’m not too big on physical touch but I do like being told stuff lmao

As for things I don’t like, I’m a super picky eater ig? Oh and bugs they give me the icks lmao (I’m so sorry Beel it’s not personal) I also don’t like when things are super chaotic, messy, or out of my control, I function best with at least some semblance of structure in my life 😭

Anyway uhhh I hope this is enough? I’m not rlly sure how these things work lol but I’d love to hear who you think would suit me best!! God knows I’m terrible at picking my men ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Hello Anon! You put a great amount of information! I'm trying to finish the original Obey Me game before I get too into Nightbringer, but with me only being up to Lesson 18, it could take a while. Hope you like your matchup!

In Obey Me, I match you with...

Okay, I know what your thinking! You're a picky eater and I pair you with the one character that canonically can't cook? But hear me out!

If you can cook, you'd be able to make things you know you'll like, and you won't have to worry about dying from Solomon's attempts at cooking.

If you can't cook, either the brothers or Barbatos would be more than happy to help you out, making dishes for you while also teaching you how to make them yourself.

Solomon loves spooky stuff so he's right there with you in haunted houses, cinemas to watch the latest horror movie, on rollercoasters...you name it, Solomon's up to the challenge!

He also loves sitting down with you and trying to copy whatever you're drawing or painting. He's probably not as good as you but he tries his best. He can always just use a bit of magic while you're not watching to make his scribbles look a bit better.

Solomon loves that you have the desire to write and illustrate your own books. He'd feel honoured if you would share your progress with him. But he's also happy to wait until the final product is finished. It just means more anticipation and surprise when he finally gets to see your work.

Solomon playing D&D would be an experience. He's got so many stories from his years of life that all of his characters are probably just him from different eras. I really want to write a fanfic about the Obey Me character playing D&D now...

Because Solomon's been around so long, he's also a ready reference for a lot of psychology questions you have. He's seen so many people and how they think so there are very few questions you could ask that he wouldn't be able to answer.

[zzzlevislothzzz]

Alright 👍.

[sevendeadlymorons]

im kinda new to tumblr so idk how how to request and stuff BUT if youre still taking requests can you do mc pantsing the brothers💀 basically pulling their pants down in public as a joke💀💀 LIKE JUST IMAGINE MC DOING THAT TO LUCIFER IN FRONT OF DIAVOLO LMFAOO

I’d do it to Lucifer but I wouldn’t be joking

Brothers Reaction to Being Pantsed

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Lucifer

There is murder in those eyes of his

Death glares for the next hour, he wants literally nothing to do with your sorry ass

You think a mere human could do this to someone as powerful as him?

He’d murder you if Diavolo wasn’t stood right in front of him

Laughs it off but shit, don’t expect to see next week

Mammon

Covers his junk as if you haven’t already seen him butt naked several times this week

Looks as if he’s about to cry to be honest

He trusted you, how could you do such a thing?

He’ll get you back later, somehow, just give him some time to recover

Don’t expect the Great Mammon to be nice to you for a while

Leviathan

You don’t even get a chance to see anything of him because he’s crouched into this little ball on the floor

Yes, he is crying

His trust for you? Gone. Doesn’t exist. He’ll never trust anybody again

He’ll never leave his room after this event, too scared you’ll pants him

Holds on to his joggers every time he walks past you for the next couple weeks

Satan

Murder in his eyes part 2

He gives you this terrifying smile, the look where you know you’re fucked, yknow?

Slowly pulls back up his trousers and walks away, closing his bedroom door behind him

You’re 100% sure he’s plotting his revenge and you know it’ll be nasty

Why would you even think to try it on Satan anyway??

Asmodeus

Undressing eachother already, are we? Alright, he’ll go next~~

So I guess you’re both standing with your trousers at your ankles now

No cause what did you actually think would happen?

For the next couple days, Asmo would be retaliating… again, and again, and again-

He thinks it’s some sort of sexy stripping game ngl

Beelzebub

The biggest butt hurt and confused look you could ever imagine

And in front of Belphie too??

Apologise. Now.

He’s kind of unsure about you for the next couple days, wondering why you did that to him and if he did something

Please let him know you’re sorry and it was a joke-

Belphegor

Unbothered but bothered at the same time. Basically, you’re dead

Small menacing smile, like Satans, and casually walks off, leaving you to think about what you’ve done

Obviously, the next couple days he’s retaliating mercilessly

Oh you’re sorry? Should’ve thought about that before pantsing him

He’s actually so petty about it

[girlucifer]

obsessed with this scene in the latest event. headcanon - kids are naturally drawn to lucifer, wanting to play with him all the while he remains the worst person to interact with children… mc walks in on a couple of kids + him drinking fake tea with a small pink dotted bonnet atop his head sitting on a tiny chair besides teddy bear plushies and mcs like … you OK dude and hes like i want you to put a bullet through my skull.