#nvm he's evil now (dai)
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#yeah i would've done something about it but now it's too late#he is not happy to be there.#why torture me like this#why all are my favorite characters evil???#like bro why does it sound so ominous#“fedora kink” bro wtf#why is the universe so cruel#you're that mutual that i don't even know why i followed you#and i never played deltarune so idk why i am even doing this#why can't i have them#i like to imagine that humanity wasn't started by adam but by lucifer bc why not#uh is it not normal to chew on nonedible things?#damn i can't do russian or italian because those were already done#also pigeons? damn when i'm at a city i usually chase them#oh my goodness i love this#this is why i love this deer man <3#i love this deer man (aroace ically)#the autism is autisming#goddamn my femboy obsession is acting up#why is everybody i see autistic these days??? wait i think i might be neurodivergent nvm#nah cause why is he trying so hard lmao#don't ask me how i know#so i usually stay up late on my computer until i'm tired enough to finally go to sleep and not wait hours in bed doing nothing
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Sorry some parts of the drawings look weird
#kelly is so silly#(that's his name btw)#i hope he isn't possesed by a random ghost who wnats to take revenge on her ex-husband#that one shy guy oc (kelly)#nvm he's evil now (dai)#that one fruit (nick)named oc (strawberry)#(she's the one with a hat)#ari's epic oc#original character#ari's epic doodles
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Crooked Kingdom, a summary
Kaz: money. Inej. Money. Inej. Murder Pekka Rollins. No wait murder Van Eck he hurt Inej. Also money. Yes. Inej and money.
Inej: I actually have a purpose and a reason to live for!! Wow, I’d missed that feeling. Also I deserve much better than Kaz but… well…
Jesper: I was happy until you pointed out the void inside me. Why did you do that? Now I’m sad. Wait Wylan is here? Nvm I happy again
Wylan: what am I doing here? Every day I’m more shocked by how evil people can be. Do you guys want me to explode anything? Set Kuwei on fire? No? Oh come on! Oh hi Jesper :)
Matthias: that was an unholy thought. For the 100th time today. Why is Nina so hot I wish I could just f- oops 101st unholy thought for today
Nina: parem parem NO NOT PAREM okay Inej needs my help okay WAIT DID I JUST RAISE ZOMBIES what’s going on MATTHIAS NO
+Bonus Kuwei: pretending not to speak Kerch was my best decision cause I’ve overheard so much shit while they think I can’t understand them
Six Of Crows version
#crooked kingdom#Matthias was so funny he was constantly thinking about how hot Nina is lmao#six of crows#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#wylan hendriks#wylan van eck#wylan van sunshine#lmao the fact that this was the first tag suggested for Wylan makes me obligated to add it#jesper fahey#matthias helvar#nina zenik#kuwei yul bo
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Magic reveal au where the druids have been writing prophecies about Merlin and Arthur centuries before they were even born, so among the magical creatures, they are already extremely well known. Well, one day,(before Morgana turns evil) a group of patrols who were supposed to patrol the border to Cedric's kingdom didn't come back. Arthur decides to go check it out himself, and of course, he brings Merlin. Once they arrive and find the scouts (now dead), they stumble upon some kind of magic creature that is vaugly human attempting to help an injured scout. Arthur questions of the creature did this, and the creature says something along the lines of "by Morgana no! I would never hurt Camelot knights. You guys have some of the best caves to hang out in."
Arthur is like, "tf you mean 'by Morgana'?" And the creature kinda give him a look and is like "yaknow, Morgana, the greatest witch of our time, the dark sorceress?" And Arthur promptly is like "SORCERESS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" The creature notices the symbol on his cape and is like, "Oh, you're from Camelot, nvm." And Arthur is like, "I am the prince of Camelot and you will tell me," or something like that. Then the creature is like, "...are you the arthur pendragon?" So arthur is like "obviously, " and she turns to Merlin with an almost scared expression and is like, "Is that... the Merlin?" And when she gets confirmation that that is, in fact, merlin, they quickly bow their head and start stammering apologies for their rudness. Arthur is losing his mind, merlin is sweating and trying to say that they have him confused with someone else, and the knight is like actively dying on the floor.
#is this how my oc meets arthur abd merlin#yes#yes it is#i also thinks its very funny and a huge world building opportunity#like “oh yeah after your dad started killing everything most magical creatures just up and left they're all in america or africa now”#or “yeah dragons really like cedrics kingdom because he has volcanos but they really hate cedric because hes a dick”#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon
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The Morningstar family :)
First off, king of hell himself, Lucifer! I incorporated all of the animals he transformed into in the battle with Adam scene(goat, horse, snake, and duck but i wont include duck since hes obsessed already) Because I kept looking up what animals lucifer has been depicted as and was like, yeah nvm let's jst use this one scene and call it a day. His wings are black instead of white with black tips to further imply lil bro is a fallen angel. Made him doll-like to be similar to his daughter a bit but also they aren't freaking carbon copies of eachother, she is unique I swear guys. He's also not an all powerful being, he has limits, he gets tired quickly and his physical strength is LOW ASF he cannot throw a punch for the life of him. Personality wise, he is judgemental, prideful, and neglectful. But it's okay cuz he's silly 😐 /j he is super different, and it takes years for Charlie and him to be on speaking terms. He's trying, but is that enough?
Lillith!!! The first succubi, from what I know. I didnt include succubi features because I'm an idiot and forgot that was a concept. Sure it may not be canon anymore, or at all maybe, but I would've liked to make it true ☹️ there's not alot known about her in the show and we don't know why she is in heaven (if that's even her tbh). So once we know I'll either rewrite that or keep it as it is, not sure. But this Lillith does own Alastor's soul, she knows that he is one of the most unusual and powerful sinner in hell, so once she flees to heaven she gains his soul to keep an eye on Charlie, in return she gives him influence over hell(being that she influences hell with her voice) The radio station and all, since that's pretty much all he wants. He gives her info on the hotel's progress and how Charlie is doing, she just wants to be there. Personality is uh, calm, ambitious, and generous, yet negatively she is strict and wants things her way. She is the one closest to Charlie and very dear to her, which is why Charlie always tries to call her instead of Eve or Lucifer. Even though Charlie knows now she won't pick up the phone anymore, maybe ever again. It still comforts her to call anyways.
Lastllyy, Eveeee!! She's a pretty silly lil gal. She ate the apple of knowledge, so she was cursed to forever be reminded of it when she sees her tail. Oh yeah, they are also all married! Lillith's ring is under her glove. Anyway, she is pretty powerful despite her having no demon form. She already looks demon enough to fit in. So she does, she goes into pentagram city often and creates bonds with the people. Some know she is Eve and some just see her as a friendly yet powerful individual. Her magic is similar to Charlie's, she got the fireworks coming out of her finger from Eve, and they both can heal their body parts. Charlie doesn't know it because she hasn't needed to yet. Eve uses her charm to be friends with the people of hell, Lillith uses it to gain an army for the fight against heaven, Lucifer couldn't care less and coops himself up in his castle. Personality wise, she is very golden retriever, peaceful, and honest, yet also neglectful being that she spends time with demons rather than her own daughter. (She's barely there with Charlie even before she disappeared along with Lillith. But when they moved to the hotel she tried to make up for it.)
She regretted the marriage. For years.
The potential of Lillith angst is immeasurable, it's painful. Imagine being the first woman, forced into a marriage with a controlling man, falling in love with an angel, the other angels forbidding that, you both try to get Eve to join your relationship, she takes the apple but evil and such take over the world, and then because of your lover's dreams you are all sent to hell. Freaking horrible.
Demon forms!! Charlie gained Lillith's demon form, but I may give her dragon wings to make up for it. Messy doodle I knowww *sob*. Eve doesn't have one because the elder angels stripped that away form her because they were terrified of all of them having stronger forms. They are also ALL cursed with different features. Soo uh, Lucifer has one red eye to remind him of his evil side, he also has all sort of animal details and doll features because he's a mess and a control freak! :3 Lillith has horns, hooves, and a tail because she joined the devil. Eve is blind, the angels ripped her eyes out because she dares to willingly see the devil and his bride, she has wings on each side of her head because she was also a fallen angel(it was hell, because she was unhappy in being Adam's wife, it was temporary as she made herself go to hell instead of being kicked out.) She has a snout and ears too, cuz goat, and a tail with a shape of an apple at the end. Eve was done the worse oh lawwdd 😭😭
BABY CHARLIE!! She at one point HAD to have worn overalls. Right? PLEASE?? I don't know how to draw toddlers bear with me here.
Emo Charlie! Yayy.... she got her period so now she's an adult. 💀 little does she know it's actually a trauma response to being neglected so she tries to get attention by being weird!! 😃👍 (I ruined emo Charlie now)
(I have no idea how to do aesthetics... I'm in pain.)
When I said Lucifer is judgemental, prideful, and neglectful, I meant it. He's a horrible person. But he's trying to be better. That doesn't make him good nor excuse his behavior, he deserves the consequences. Which is why I don't like Lucifer in the show. He is NOT a good person but in one episode he is deprived from the karma of YEARS of neglect and shame. He just says "oh ill support you now" despite two episodes later the message is that actions speak louder than words which only applies to Vaggie for some reason. Why is Lucifer all of a sudden the exception? Oh right cuz he's a silly dad with depression so it's fine(Sorry but this genuinely pisses me off). And people in the fandom have demonized Charlie for being "mean" to him, when she is honestly so valid for reacting like that. The thing is, I don't hate Lucifer. Which is why I hate him if that makes sense. I hate that I like a character that shouldn't be liked yet. This should have been an arc for season 2. This scene should have been the start of the journey. The scene I drew out above is in ep 5 and it's the only interaction they get (it replaces the more than anything scene)
Charlie has no idea how humans/sinners work. She likes to observe them but never quite gets the purpose of their actions. She's emotionally unintelligent like in the show. Which lemme just say, is a FLAW. Characters have FLAWS PEOPLE. If I see another person shaming her for indirectly hurting Angel in episode 4 I'm going to lose it 🥰 she doesn't get emotions, she doesn't understand how people work, because she's been in isolation her entire 200+ years of living maybe less. But still this is all new to her and she is not at fault at all for that (im projecting probably) 🙄 (this is before Vaggie is revealed to be a fallen angel ofc). She's so in awe at her people, it's like a new world and she just wants to understand. It's kinda creepy but y'know it's a Charlie thing. Vaggie also is emotionally unintelligent but that's because she never used to focus on relationships or bonding. Which causes bad communication and problems between the two, YAY DEVELOPMENT!!
Idk bro I just wanted to draw her full demon form again. Uhh from the last time I drew I gave her... a new outfit, darker fur to match her skin, uhh, and dragon wings. Ya thas all but I like this one so much more already lmao. I got the fire hair idea because when she gets angry in the show(+pilot) her hair would defy gravity and it would remind me of yknow.. fire.
They're first meeting went swell! Unlike Lucifer and Vaggie's... but that's for later. Emily grew up afraid of hell but especially Lucifef and turning out the way he did. She still is but she's getting used to having the monster of her bed time stories be a short gummy bear. (Takes place when Charlie and Lucifer are in... better terms I guess) Also, Vaggie and Lucifer's first meet? Not great. Let's just say... Vaggie replaced Alastor and it become "Hell's Greatest Pal" or somthn like that. But yeah, Lucifer didn't really like Vaggie, not because she's a woman n homophobia hellll no his wives are wives, but because he didn't think she was good enough for her. Being a sinner n all. He's a hypocrite like that 😭 plus, he knew Vaggie was a fallen angel but he's not a monster so he didn't say anything. Just passively jabbing at the fact she is in the song to make her scared.
And one last doodle before I sign off!
These six bro... my absolute favorites <3 if you want please send in a request of them and their relationships I'm so desperate I love them sm (especially chaggily butttt lucifers stolen wives(that's the ship name I made 😭) too)
I hope you liked my rambel... my rewrite.... my redesigns.... and my stupidness... have a great day lmao
#hazbin hotel#chaggie#chaggily#lucifers stolen wives#lucilith#lucilleve#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer x lilith#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel chaggie#royalhalo#two and a half halos#unholy trinity#charlies angels#charlie x vaggie x emily#rainbowmoth#fallenstar#lillith x eve#lucifer x eve#hazbin hotel eve#hazbin hotel lillith#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin hotel emily#hazbin hotel alastor#emo charlie#baby charlie#hazbin hotel rewrite#hazbin hotel redesign#charlie demon form
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So...this ain't fluff but hear me out:
Massage Therapist!Noah who gives you a full body massage and ends up finger fucking you and railing you into oblivion afterwards until both your brain and body melted 🥴🥴🥴🥴
JESUS CHRIST GET BACK HERE ANON
(i got rly carried away with this. nsfw bellow the cut 😭)
cuz yeah !! okay i cant do this
nvm jm back.
cuz he has really nice hands, right? you can’t help but stare at them for a little too long when he’s running his hands up your thighs or massaging the muscles in your shoulders. and he take notice to this.
he noticed looonnggg ago, a few months actually- he’s a TEAAAAASSEEEEEEE. like like like purposely lingering on your waist a little too long, or squeezing your thighs a little when you’re in a session. he knows it makes you squirm and he loves seeing you squirm. so one day when he’s wearing a specific turtleneck sweater and has the sleeves rolled up on his forearms, you suddenly feel very hot under your clothes.
half way during him massaging your legs and you talking about your day, you notice his hands reaching a little higher up your thighs, and then they’re at your inner thighs, squeezing and kneading at the plush flesh there. it’s distracting, you keep trailing off or completely forgetting what you were saying cuz you were too busy looking at his hands and how his cheek is pressed against your knee.
then his fingers run underneath your jean shorts and he keeps squeezing so softly, and when you just. stop talking. he looks up at you like he doesn’t know what he’s doing (he knows.) and is giving you the most innocent eyes ever. “you okay sweetheart?” as his fingers are literally tugging on your shorts and fishnets.
he’s suddenly rising up and hovering over you, dipping his fingers under the fabric and rubbing at your clit. you’re already crumbling under him, gripping his shoulders and whimpering into his neck. and before you know it he has 3 fingers buried in your cunt. you’re whimpering and moaning and grinding down onto his hand, his other holding your face and kissing you so deeply.
he made you cum twice on his fingers cuz he’s evil and wants you pliant and dumb and docile and mindless. then he’s so so gently tugging down your shorts and tossing then next to your bag, then your fishnets and pretty lace panties come next. he’s rubbing at your thighs again and leaving love bites all over them, you barely realize he’s buried his face in your cunt cuz you’re already so dazed. he’s moaning into you and gripping your hips, groaning when you tug at his hair and grind on his face. the glasses he wore were somehow still sitting on his face perfectly fine-
and when you cum again? he happily scoops it all up and sucks it off his fingers, literally moaning at your taste and praising you for doing so well for him, he’s so sweet :(((
he’s kissing you so softly now, cradling the back of your head and unbuckling his belt, then tugging on the waistband of his pants. you were already sat on the couch in his office, so he laid you back and you nearly drooled at his size. he let out a little laugh and suddenly his hands were at your waist and he was pushing himself inside so slowly. you were already in another plane of existence, and being so full of him added to that? darling you’re gone.
he’s leaning over you and cradling your face in his hands, checking in and making sure you’re okay. sweet boy :((((((
“yeah? feels good sweetheart?”
“shh, i know baby, i know. its so much, isnt it?”
“hng- ‘s big-“ “you can take it pup.”
“doing so good for me, sucha good girl.”
and before you know it, he’s got you folded in half and fucking you like he’ll never be able to again. (this happens at least one a week afterwards.) you’re too fucked out and dazed to realize you’re drooling and being so loud until his hand is clamping down on your mouth and he’s murmuring against your ear.
“gotta be quiet baby, can’t let everyone hear how good you take my dick, hm?”
“cock feels that good baby? yeah?”
okay ill shut yhe fuck up now-
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Ok this is probably gonna be controversial
Even though I generally don't mind the fanon marauders (i couldn't hate them more but also idc, let ppl hv fun), i think it's a very interesting phenomenon. Don't get me wrong, i definitely don't conflate what ppl enjoy in fiction with real life, but imo it's rather interesting to see how our values and worldview influences the literature we produce and consume (otherwise it wouldn't be necessary to completely change the marauders' personalities in the first place)
Generally, i think it's just that ppl want to impose current day values and trends on the characters they grew up with and thus have a great degree of nostalgia for, seems lyk a perfect mix. And most ppl probably don't want deep, complex and heart breaking stuff in something they view as recreation. And that unconventional ships are fun in general. The entire thing is just silly fun
But also, i think the specific characterization of the marauders as one dimensional social justice warriors who are completely correct all the time(to the point where they're justified in every wrong thing they do in the name of defending rights or sm shit) comes from the fact that a lot of ppl like to think of themselves in this way as well. There's no place for growth, correction or nuance, there's just good vs evil and right vs wrong. In the sense that they're the knights in shining armour and the rest of the world is purely evil. And this is just my opinion, but i think being an sjw is more of a cool fad now than anything else (particularly in the West). The purpose of what ur fighting for comes second to feeling good about yourself and having a superiority complex that comes with believing that ur completely, totally right with everything u say and do. The truth is, despite the fact that it's good to feel this way, i think literally no one is lyk this, no matter how accepting and empathetic they believe themselves to be. A lot of it is constantly questioning if ur doing the right thing and constantly critically analysing ur views and positions by trying ur best to see things from every perspective (or at least thts the way I see it). Everyone always has something they need to change. My point is, i think ppl hv a hard time accepting that those fighting for noble causes can still be wrong about other things and can still believe in the backward thinking of their time without being revolutionaries(a simple glance at history would have made this obvious but nvm) It obvs doesn't make it acceptable to the slightest but it is what it is, the younger generation learns from their mistakes and so on. This, imo, is particularly common amongst the more chronically online folks, those who see themselves as the ultimate upholders of justice. U can have assholes who are trying their best to do what is right while still being shitty in their own ways. Snape can save the world and represent the power of redemption while still being a pathetic and miserable person. James and Sirius can be extremely cruel bullies while still being brave and noble by risking their lives and fighting for the cause when they were barely out of school (particularly Sirius, given what he was raised to believe in). Regulus can still be honourable and brave for ultimately sacrificing his life in hopes of bringing down voldemort while still retaining the fact tht he was obsessed with a cult leader calling for genocide (and incidentally, we hv no proof tht regulus stopped believing in all his other prejudices before his death).
None of these characters need to be confined to the 'a part of the LGBT community- or homophobic' binary to categorise them into good and evil, in the sense that the uwu marauders and Slytherin skittles (who were literal DEs in canon) are always the good ones and Snape gets the rear end of the stick. Plus being a part of the LGBT community doesn't automatically make ur character interesting,complex, or better, neither does it need to be their entire personality..imo this idea isn't as progressive as it's made out to be and isn't the representation ppl think it is.
These are thoughts haphazardly floating around in my brain and I cannot write a satisfactory and conscise conclusion to save my life, so, uhh, feel free to fill in lmao
#ps#pls know that this isn't to target or assume anything about anyone#everyone is obvs free to enjoy whatever they like outside real world standards and ideals#these r just my unnecessary 2 scents no one asked for#tbh i think of this as a social phenomenon that merely reflects on fiction#i just wrote this to see what different views ppl hv#harry potter#james potter#sirius black#severus snape#regulus black#anti fanon#anti fanon marauders#hp meta
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Inde watches “The Tower Job”
Leverage Redemption 1x04
The description warns about recent events affecting the viewers and if I remember correctly when redemption first aired it was right around the Miami(?) apartment collapse. Dang. 
Listen let Harry take initiative on this one okay.
“So she thinks she has taste” I love you Breanna
I love Parker dropping in more
And Breanna just being like I can just have the plans? She wants to steal so bad
Ahhhhh I love Eliot and Parker standing so close. And the klingon I can’t those nerds and the smile Parker has hehehe now Eliot’s grumpy again and she loves it
10 million hurts my brain too Breanna
Eliot’s head shake at her French hahaha I love them
Why is the wife and driver giving affair
“Because my American accent is better than yours” honestly I wanna explore Parker’s language mannerisms (? Idk if that’s the word I’m looking for)
Harry I love your enthusiasm. There isn’t rules just guidelines haha
Also Sophie’s fit is so nice
Parker I too am uncomfortable in business clothes
Idk which pair is having more fun Harry and Sophie being annoying or Eliot and Breanna destroying things
Off brand European tranquilizers goodness gracious
Nooooo Harry not you being in on the first lawsuit
“Your screwups make me look good” once again Breanna I love you
“The man’s trying to make amends I respect that” ugh Eliot my heart
Parker once again on the ceiling I love you. Reminded of Hardison always finding her places with rafters
Oooo Eliot love you suggesting the play of the con
Love Breanna and Harry being newbies supporting each other
The way I screamed with Breanna’s character
I love them all supporting Breanna’s art and then just Eliot’s “WHERE.” I LOVE THEM
Mrs Crawlys “I did a year at college of art” is like my “I did a study abroad” 😭 I’m sorry but I get her
Love Harry and contract law hehehe
“We never say no to parties” I love her and how foreboding that sounded and now I’m thinking about every other party the original leverage team invaded hehehe
Oh goodness not Parker knocking Breanna out hahaha but love Eliot helping her up. I’m only four episodes in but I’m desperate for new team old team bonding
Harry and Parker begging for the safe I love them
Eliot absolutely hating the kissing up he just had to do hahah I love him
THERE IS AN AFFAIR
Not Eliot’s lack of tipping annoyance reminded hahaha
Okay I am loving learning more about Harry and the changes he’s making. I get the doing your job and doing it well because who doesn’t want to do that but then realizing it’s not something that you want to be doing.
“We’re not heroes. We’re just necessary”
“ Sophie Parker Hardison and Nathan ford showed me there was another way” ugh Eliot my beloved but HA PARKER IN THE BOX
Wait I love Parker’s fit
Lil Bucky hehehe
“Wow Harry was a good bad guy” yeah Breanna he was I might be taking notes because I gotta retire one day
“I’ll go find some chopsticks” girl
I am also taking notes from Breanna dang
HARRY KEEP IT TOGETHER
“And you’re not graded on a curve Mrs Casey” dang
Oh gosh nvm as someone who also sometimes experiences vertigo get that remote away from me
I love Sophie narrating this whole thing as a show
Breanna putting on the headphones with that evil smile I love haha
BREANNA YES I TOO AM A CHEERLEADER WHEN ELIOT FIGHTS I love her enthusiasm so much and narrating. Eliot don’t deny it you’re flipping the sticks to show off
As much as I love leverage they do have a couple of iffy episodes where they really cause some trauma like wow I’m rooting for Harry rn
That chute thing would terrify me but I love that Parker is loving it
Love them buying the tower
Gosh the change in Harry from being in the first lawsuit to protecting the victims in the next
“It’s not every day someone gets a little piece of their soul back” ugh this was good
#this was a long reaction#but I think it’s because I did like this episode#it had a little bit of the og show feel#but with more explorations and explanation as Harry and Breanna got into being on a team more#I can’t believe how long it’s taken me to sit back down and continue this#a lot of life things going on but glad I can come back to leverage#leverage redemption#the tower job#inde watches#inde watches leverage redemption
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pit babe ep 7 stray thoughts
- way made him feel undeserving of love….
- so jeff is like that cause he’s plagued by visions..
- ok now i get the peteway posts. oh ways pathetic nature and whiny bitch demeanor have captivated pete body and soul
- oh way might be my little meow meow of the show
- oh god oh fuck i might be a peteway boy
- kim needs to kiss winner to shut him up
- omg person who hurt protagonist was antagonist pikachu surprise face
- scream this is so dramatic. the scheming it’s all coming together (also peep kentakim this is for you le trash prince)
- ok so this is where we find out tony wants to sell babe for bitching
- AH CHARLIES THERE THE DRAMA
- do they know charlie’s powers also who WAIT IS THIS A NUTHPHOP BALLADnvm just sounded like ambivalent thoughts
- way seems happy i don’t trust this. is he about to break
- oh he is oh no it’s babe. oh i think someone’s gonna ugly cry it can go either way at this point. babe sweeeeep
- oh… maybe i don’t want this babe babe nooooooo nooooooo. oh he’s gonna close his heart off to other people now isn’t he oh fuck noooooooo SOMEONE STOP HIS THOUGHT LROCESS PPLEASE
- i don’t understand ways face here i need subtitles but for facial expressions
- oh poor puppy
- does anyone know if they make the music in house
- this ep might be my fav so far….
- is way an omega y’all
- there’s been a shift in babe…. i can’t explain it but something changed in the last 20 min
- babe being an easy cryer is so important to me actually
- ooo surveillance being a theme again lets goooo
- SCREAM CHARLIE BACKSTORY AND MOTIVSTION OH GOD ITS HAPOENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM STAY FUCKING CALM
- charlie trauma enthusiasts let’s gooooo
- tony is so fucking evil i hope charlie rips his face off
- how wild would it be if winner was an enigma. like he’s not but could you imagine
- actually i need kenta to rip tony’s face off
- does charlie know about his power. does anyone
- babe looking like a wet feral cat i need to lie down
- SCREAM HE JUST FLAT OUT TELLS BABE LIKE THAY?!,!?!?! like i’d be scared to get punched like ???? it’s wild he just flat out says i took your power like wow i thought he’d lie at least a little
- these flashbacks can never be happy can they… always gotta leave you horny and destroyed
- charlie being like “don’t worry i can fix this. if you want i can just kill myself��� like broooooo
- scream do you think charlie woke up one day like “damn he smells fine today” skejdjfjejrjr
- “can mama not break up with papa 🥺” “ 😒😑😩 fine”
- honestly i get babe if someone took away my sensory issues id still fuck them. much more enthusiastically then before probably. i get him now liking kissing too like this makes perfect sense to me
- oh way….. oh god this pathetic man nothing can go right for him ever ima creaming
- i also get babe because charlie is so cute id fold immediately like so what you stole my super powers look at your cutie patootie self how could i stay mad
- oh here we go car sex scene- are they talking about booty holes rn is this happening on my screen… good for them
- oh way… i’m so sorry my baby boy im so sorry… honestly he’s stronger than me i would’ve been throwing shit THE BOUQUET
- ok so are the only ones with special powers jeff babe and charlie (and way ??)
- NORTHSONIC these absolute clowns. does he not understand adoption i love him. nosrthdaonic aenwwvehtjrngn l. what are these two talking about. way omega confirmation ????
- sonic get your boy on a leash his poor impulse control and lack of common sense is staggering
- kim kinda right like let him cook oh ew fuck tony for that too
well what an ep
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naruto as a whole is a fucking mess and i say thisas somebody whos read the entireseries 3 times over. “naruto is going to change the system! haha teehee never mind hes not doing anytning about the child soldiers and slave castes and the genocides.” “sasuke can be upset at his brother for committing a genocide but actually genocide against an oppressed bloodline is good if theyre getting uppity and its sanctioned by the government and also have a genetic predisposition to be evil so he should just get over it and be okay with it” “sakura needs to stop obsessing over a guy whos not even interested and become strong for her own sake. actually shes a housewife now”
kishimoto im going to blow you up with my mind
YOU GET IT
For real though I think what they did with Sasuke's arc was one of the most baffling fucking things I've ever seen. "Actually. Your brother who carried out a genocide loved you :( he only put you in the Torment Nexus for several days because uhhh he wanted you to hate him and not find out about the government who ordered it. Everything he ever did was actually to protect you. And Uchihas are actually kinda rotten anyway so it's good an entire GROUP OF PEOPLE died. Don't think about any babies or children who were also slaughtered btw uhh nope all of them were bad."
Sasuke: "Yes I understand. I will now rule the world through fear. Actually nvm Naruto won our fight so, my philosophy is gone now."
Thank goodness that Evil Sasuke killed the three Bad Government Officials before that point, though. We had this whole theme going about toxic structures, cycles of abuse, and how oppressive regimes can propagate themselves even when a leader is well-meaning... but, like, Naruto REALLY wants to be Hokage, so actually if you just kill these Three Bad Governors it's gonna be fine.
There is no need for systemic change. Slave castes and child soldiers are fine. It's ok as long as the president is blonde :)
#It also bothers me unreasonably. And HAS bothered me since I was like 15. That in the final--#--scene where sasuke finally lets Naruto Into His Heart he goes off about how they were both just Lonely Children Looking for Love#Like... no!! No actually! Sasuke's WHOLE THING was that EVERYONE was praising him as a prodigy#But that he was pushing away everyone around him because his brother put him in the fucjing torment nexus#It would have been more appropriate to talk about how THEYVE BOTH BEEN MADE INTO WEAPONS#For Naruto to realize (now that he is Useful to his war-obsessed society) that Sasuke was also undergoing a sort of dehumanization#It should be through THEIR GROWTH AS PEOPLE that they finally have a deeper understanding of each other#THEY DID NOT HAVE A COMMON ORIGIN#THATS THE POINT. THEY BECAME FRIENDS IN SPITE OF IT#iM FLIPPING TABLES#They had the opposite problem as each other but through self-imposed ostracization and proving one's 'worth' *NOW* THEY GET IT#But we cant do that bc you'd have to admit that Sasuke hada fucking point and wasnt just wrong the whole time#And that this system is ROTTEN and that Naruto shouldn't become Hokage but DESTROY THE POSITION#because dictators choosing dictators IS BAD.#They should have changed the government to democracy and then Sakura wins the first free election#Because she's actually deeply connected with the people of the fire nation especially outside of the capital city#For like her humanitarian work during the timeskip#And for being the disciple of Tsunade who was a respected leader#And then have a cute moment where Naruto and her banter about it. That she fulfilled HIS dream lmaoo#And also let the three of them be friends im beggign OTL#She gets over her crush on him and theyre just friends#Animeposting#I shouldn't have mentioned sakura now im yelling about naruto on the cat blog
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To everyone but you (PT.2)
TW!: Congrats your not single anymore loser, Cycle Iruma, Iruma this isn't you 😪😭, mention of drugs,emo phase iruma, Iruma being possessive 😰😰 and ofc fem!reader
Summary: Waking up from your sleep feels really bad, yk what else feels bad? The second-hand-embarrassment I get from this fic so you'll probably get it too
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Waking up in the nurse's office isn't too bad. If only it wasn't after school hours. You woke up a groggy but your still a gorgeous mf. Now slowly realizing that you're in the nurse's office after school hours, you remembered Iruma.Blue-haired kind,sweet and soft boy that turned into a emo hottie. GODDAMN was he hot asf. Oh but you still need to get home and catch up with the work you missed.
The next day you went to school again, like usual cause we all love school/hj. You were of course nervous to encounter a wild, raging, emo Iruma again but it was all good.
It was not good. You would avoid anything to do with Iruma the whole day. Whenever you heard his name, see a look alike, his friends, his teachers, even he himself. Maybe you felt bad but like you got cornered to a wall by him and he basically made you pass out so-
On the other hand, Iruma was suffering on the inside and playing it cool on the outside( or practically tryna act fine while he's thinking about how he probably scared you off ). Least to say, he definitely scared you off 😪👍.
It wasn't until after school you finally got the courage to approach the demon/human smurf(get it? Cause his hair is blue? Nvm). God were you sweating but you just blamed the weather.
"Y/N?,so you're finally willing to talk to me,"
"BROIMSOSORRYFORIGNORINGYOUFORLIKEWHATTHEWHOLEDAYIJUSTNEEDEDSOMETIMETOMYSELFTOTHINKABOUTWHATHAPPENEDYESTERDAYANDDAMNSIRTHEREALIZATIONJUSTHITMETHATYOUMAYALSOLIKEMESOLIKEWANNAFUCK?????ORSUMLIKE-"you rambled.
[Bro I'm so sorry for ignoring you for like the whole day I just needed some time to myself to think about what happened yesterday and damn sir the realization just hit me that you may also like me so like wanna fuck?or sum like-(that took less time to type than I expected ngl)]
"W-wait what?" Iruma suddenly stopped your rambling of course making you hella confused.
"You wanna fuck???"
"Fuck."
In the end you guys starting going out but decided to keep it low not even telling close friends only family. Of course he apologized to you profusely when his evil cycle ended. I think Opera and Sullivan likes you 👍. Asmodeus was a raging snake after hearing the news
Note:
I'm sorry this was late and rushed but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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the realization that he’s sitting on centuries’ worth of accumulated corpses for absolutely no pay off or greater purpose is itself a looming source of anguish that he’s trying very, very hard to avoid.
This sort of broke my brain but it's so true damnn. What do you think of his pov in rule of wolves? I read it years ago and never read the book again all I remember is bits and pieces which confused me. Darkling looked very... idk messy? He saves Nikolai in the war but a moment later he's like "uhh nvm" then he also sacrifices himself in the end so maybe some of it is starting to seep in especially after Alina's words that he kept repeating to himself and also insisted that she wasn't true and how he Just Didn't Care 🙄 *insert the pretending not to cry wojak meme*
His POV was fun! I just didn't like the duology; I think the plot was a mess and it was inconsistent with itself, not to mention the trilogy before it. But I preferred RoW to KoS bc my evil goth son is in it at least. I've said this before but I dislike the base premise of resurrecting him at all, especially in a narrative where Alina remains out of the picture as protagonist. I think it undercuts her arc and efforts too badly, and like his send off was already good. He doesn't need to come back! But he's clearly LB's favorite blorbo and she refuses to let him stay dead lmao. So like, if he must come back, then I do think that is the funniest possible premise for it, where he's lost all status and power and is completely out of his depth. It is interesting to see him in such different context! I just wish it made sense or contributed to a better story. Personally, I liked his silly little glass prison arc and wish it had lasted longer. They needed to fully just Hannibal Lecter him and keep him as their pet war criminal to advise on random plot or the Saints or whatever. I did think it was clever though the way he got maneuvered into a grudging near redemption, where he's completely and entirely unrepentant,* but tricked into saving the day from sheer ego. He's the self appointed main character of the world, so of course he has to be the one to go to tree hell. In general, I feel like the characterization in KoS suffered? Where most of the characters got flattened, but I think he was the most intact. His actions were messier, but I got the impression that that's more him being unused to not having the power that he used to have, and flailing a bit. My main gripe is that I do think he would probably be petty enough to demand Alina see him off to tree hell. But LB super, super didn't want her involved in any meaningful way, which, I can understand! But in-universe it didn't really feel consistent. *Or so he claims! I did think it was really fun the way he was grappling with pretending to being an emotionless husk of a person as per usual and also just not quite fitting into that anymore. I don't think he was sorry, but it's like that one tumblr post that goes "not evil anymore i want to be loved now -> evil again" rinse and repeat dfghj
#grishaverse#king of scars#shadow and bone#grisha trilogy#I ramble sometimes#all the bendy punctuations#a mysterious stranger has appeared
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Hello (Hola)
Uh
Welcome to my epic blog thingy (I think) (Bienvenidx a mi coso de blog épico (creo))
You can call me Blu or you can call me my (other nick)name (it's Ari) (me puedes decir Blu o me puedes llamar mi (otro) apodo (es Ari)
My pronouns are she/her
I'm 2763 years old (not revealing my actual age for now (I'm a minor btw)) (tengo 2763 años (no voy a revelar mi edad real por ahora)(por cierto,soy menor de edad))
I like drawing (me gusta dibujar)
(mi habilidad de dibujar caras desapareció lol)
I don't consider myself too good at art but definitely not too bad (I still appreciate help though)
(no me considero tan buena dibujando pero definitivamente no tan mala (aún así aprecio ayuda))
(and in case you've seen my art before reading this,yes,I know limbs aren't straight lines)
(y en caso de que has visto mi arte antes de leer esto,si,ya se que las extremidades no son líneas rectas)
(HEY
TIENES QUE DIBUJAR LAS EXTREMIDADES ASÍ *extremidades correctas anatómicamente™*
NO ASÍ *extremidades rectas*)
(last image was literally copied from eddsworld - spares in yt)
(la última imágen fue literalmente copiada de eddsworld - spares en yt (estoy segur de que ralotrexx tiene fandubs de eso porque está en inglés))
Also sometimes my inspiration just disappears for some reason so I might be inactive sometimes (thinking about changing my blog name from "an epic duck fan" to "a lazy fool" whenever my inspiration just vanishes,I might not do it though lol)
(ah sí,y a veces mi inspiración solo desaparece por alguna razón así que puede que esté inactiv a veces (he estado pensando sobre cambiar el nombre de mi blog de "an epic duck fan (un fan épic de patos)" a "a lazy fool (un tont floj)" cuando mi inspiración solo desaparezca,aunque puede que no lo haga XD))
(su inspiración desapareció (aunque no ahora mismo))
Btw I'm terrible at words sometimes for some reason so if I accidentally say something offensive or something that doesn't even make sense sorry
(por cierto soy terrible con las palabras a veces por alguna razón así que si accidentalmente digo algo ofensivo o algo que no tiene sentido perdón)
(no sabe inglesear (o siquiera españolear) (SHHHHH si son palabras))
Anyways,I think that's all,sorry if this introduction was terrible,idk how to make introductions DX (also this is the very first blog I make)
(en fin,creo que eso es todo, perdón si esta introducción fué terrible, no sé como hacer introducciones DX (y este es el primer blog que hago)
Oh and I have a very (un)healthy obsession with chonny jash so expect drawings related to his music
(ah sí,tengo una muy (no) saludable obsesión con chonny jash así que espera dibujos relacionados a su música (chafagoni tiene traducciones en español de algunas de sus canciones en yt)
Sorry new DNI list
DNI list:
-NSFW accounts
-usual DNI stuff (homophobic, terfs, pedophiles, that stuff)
You're on VERY thin ice if...
-you support controversial people (joe Hawley, Juno, tap, those people) (I do not want to be a part of anything controversial, you're not on the DNI list because I can't blame you for having a point of view, however, that doesn't mean I'm on your side or that I support you)
Accounts:
@ary11y
@allgoodthingscomeinthrees
#pinned post#i don't know how to tag lol#haha funny post in English and spanish#oh right the tags I'll mainly use are#\\#you used to call me on my cellphone#ari's epic cj fanart#ari's epic oc#ari's epic pokeart#Ari's epic doodles#//#ocs:#||#funny hello kitty guy (aldwyn)#funny painter guy (mel)#that one shy guy oc (kelly)#nvm he's evil now (dai)#that one fruit (nick)named oc (strawberry)#funny dream wannabe guy (chris)#funny mexican changed reference guy (jack)#funny fallen angel person (sky)#funny blocky....... uhhh..... oc (blu)#lI
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DCRC Week #20 (Part 1)
Guys how has it already been 20 whole weeks time isn't real. Anyways speaking of, we're reading PKNA #16: Extraordinary Repairs which is a huge deal cause it means that after waiting 20 whole weeks I CAN FINALLY DOXX CAMERA 9'S FULL LEGAL NAME AND ADDRESS!!! IT'S S-
Okay FINE I guess I'll wait to say his name until we actually get to the right part in this post. And idk why I've even prevented myself from saying his real name in front of my friends that are going through this series for the first time cause it's not even like a secret or revelation, they literally tell you his name at the end of Day of the Cold Sun in his character sheet, but nobody reading the English fan translations would know that because nobody has uploaded translated versions of the character sheets (yet...) ANYWAYS
Just as a heads up to anyone who is reading this comic for the first time, the English translating here is a little scuffed (I assume whoever translated this chapter wasn't a native English speaker) so there are occasional grammatical mistakes but nothing too severe that it limits the effect of the story!
Angus I can PROMISE you do not want to start doing research into Everett Ducklair, do you know how many fuckin doomsday weapons he kept "accidentally" making??? You don't want the smoke.
What kind of fucking idiot steps into an elevator shaft without stopping to see if the elevator is ACTUALLY THERE omfg I hope he hits the bottom and dies
GUYS HE SAID THE- HE SAID THE TITLE OF THE CHAPTER!!!
ALSO HDL MENTION 🔥🔥🔥
guys.... there he is.... the man of the hour
shoutout to the way the other guy is drawn in this panel btw (his ears fell off I guess)
OHOHOHO TRENCHCOAT REVEAL!!! GUYS I AM GIDDY AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I JUST THINK HE'S NEAT
HE SAID THE THING
why he ourple
OHHH YEAHHH IT'S YA BOI STEFAN MOTHAFUCKIN VLADUCK!!! Who appears to be constantly having a series of PTSD-related war flashbacks but ummm let's not worry about that right now
It's really interesting to me that Donald is a fan of Stefan's work. I mean media was obviously different in the 90s but still, when's the last time you heard someone bring up their favorite photographer? Either Stefan is FAMOUS famous or Donald is one of like 10 people that like to read the credits under newspaper photos.
This panel makes me laugh cause out of context it looks like Stefan is running away from PK (on account of his huge torn up fucking evil looking cape) bro is literally FNAF 2 jumpscaring at him
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
Coolest character design of all time (literally just a duck in a trenchcoat)
What have you seen WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN. 200 page comic docuseries covering all of Stefan's horrifying past experiences NOW!!!!!
You're telling me Ducklair was in his basement building fuckin DINOSAURS??.... ok I can't lie that's cool as fuck good for him
So close except actually not close at all. Granted PK does hang out in Ducklair Tower all the time, but it's not like Angus knows that 😭
Love how much this laser gun just looks like a regular pistol
Me reading poorly written analysis posts of DT17 sorry
I love evil fucked up PK can we keep him like this actually
PAPERINIK MURDERS ANGUS FANGUS IN COLD BLOOD (REAL)
Nvm we just gave him a concussion. also hi Stefan 👋
Also we drugged him. Y'know just for good measure!
NO FUCKING WAY YOU GUYS EYEBALL REVEAL 🔥🔥🔥 HE HAS GREEN EYES. or at least one green eye... I guess he could have heterochromia or something whatever
btw this is the most we'll ever see of his face so SOAK IT IN FOLKS (at least, the most we'll see in PKNA, there's like one singular comic from 2016 that shows his entire face if you're curious. You can just google his name and the photos will come up.)
SHOUTOUT TO THE LITTLE CAMERA 9 END HERE IT'S SO SILLY.
I love this issue, Camera 9/Stefan is probably one of my favorite characters. He's just fuckin cool man idk what to tell you. He's fairly inconsequential in the grand scheme of things but I like having him around, he's a fun character to add as a little bit of flavor to a series with so many ongoing narratives. I do wanna highlight this bit of text from the bottom of his Paperpedia page (which has been auto-translated from Italian and might be a bit off):
I'm so incredibly intrigued by the analysis here because, if true, I wanna know whose idea it was to start referencing classical Luigi Pirandello literature in a Donald Duck comic. I'm not saying I don't want my duck comics to have commentary on media sensationalism and alienation, but I am saying that it's certainly unexpected. Still a welcome topic!
I used most of my image limit covering the main comic so I won't be able to add a lot about the bonus comic but I will say: WAHHH WAHHHH THIS IS THE LAST TRIP COMIC 😭😭😭 at least for a while anyways. There are the Trip's Strip comics but I haven't seen anyone translate those into English and they also start at like chapter 40 so
Is the Raider just fucking allergic to dressing normally like what's going on here. Also HAHA TRIP THOUGHT HIS DAD DIDN'T COME TO THE GAME BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME, EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH 🫵 YOUR DAD LOVES YOU HAHAHA LOSER
Goodbye Trip, my sweet summer child... my child who sucks so fucking bad. He's the worst I'm gonna miss him. And ummm see you later with more spooky Carl Barks!
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silly texts || peter parker
summary: as you could guess. a compilation of silly texts between peter and co.
tags: humor, fluff, memes, texting fic
wc: 1,686
cross-posted on wattpad under the same name!
fos crew
arachkid: dude i cannot keep swinging past madison square garden
arachkid: i don't even know how it's possible but they keep thinking i'm not real and now i have an ice-cream stain on my suit
Nedward: DID THEY THROW ICECREAM AT YOU
Nedward: LMFAOOOOOOO
arachkid: i just don't understand how would i be a fake
arachkid: i am literally IN THE AIR
em jay: average new yorker versus common sense
Nedward: If only they could see your glorious muscles from the ground
Nedward: then there would be no doubt
arachkid: i'm so tired 😭
em jay: are you coming to class tmrw peter
arachkid: yeah! why
em jay: think about it
arachkid: thinking
need leds
peper partker: help
need leds: Tomorrow is decathlon lol
fos crew
arachkid: yes im coming to decathlon
em jay: Ned.
Nedward: he ASKED
em jay: i'm putting you both next to flash
em jay: table for people with no backbone
arachkid: ☹️
Nedward: Booo! Flash is gonna make me answer his quiz questions if you sit me next to him
arachkid: what's the quiz on
Nedward: history
arachkid: he's asking you for history???
em jay: may his grades rest in peace
Nedward: [attached image]
em jay: lol
arachkid: ohs hit got to go i hear distress
Nedward: "i hear distress" bro thinks he's an avenger
em jay: honorary avenger
Nedward: Dont get shot again tho pete thanks for keeping our city safe n all that 🫡
em jay: the fact that you have to say "again"
Nedward: HES JUST
Nedward: I THOUGHT HE COULD DUCK BULLETS AND STUFF
Nedward: THE LITERAL BLOOD STAINS ON MY CARPET SAYS OTHERWISE
em jay: skill issue just clean blood better
Nedward: you say that like you just KNOW how to clean blood. like that's a normal thing
em jay: think about it
Nedward: Thinking
Nedward: shit nvm I cant even ask Peter for backup bc he's on patrol
Nedward: I'm just gonna go with the cool mysterious idea that you're up to some shady business and I'm not going to ask questions about it
em jay: [attached image]
em jay: ok i KNOW you took a health class
em jay: the american education system is terrible but don't let me down like this
Nedward: OHHHH
Nedward: the monthly witch's sacrament
em jay: everyday i ask god why i'm friends with you two and everyday she refuses to answer me
arachkid: i was gone for five seconds hwhat
em jay: welcome back public enemy no1 what was the distress
arachkid: ok i'm gomna choose not to read into what you just called me there
arachkid: anyways hotdog guy arguing w the slushy guy again
Nedward: AINT NO WAY
em jay: ???again?????
Nedward: MJ DO YOU NOTCKNOW ABOUT THE SLUSHY HOTDOG FEUD
em jay: wtf are you talking about
em jay: wait is this what you meant when you told me the other day to not buy hotdogs off 3rd ave
arachkid: no that's different
Nedward: Wait What's wrong w the hotdog stand on 3rd
arachkid: i've had to talk to him like three times on patrol to stop creeping on girls that r walking by
em jay: gross. what's his ip
em jay: ned
Nedward: Are you trying to get me to use my powers for evil
em jay: does this look like evil-doing to you
Nedward: .
Nedward: Give me one second
arachkid: no need
arachkid: Mr stark is already taking care of it
arachkid: so if he suddenly goes missing don't question it too much
em jay: won't need to question it at all if i get to him first
arachkid: terrifying!
Nedward: I love that it's not directed at us anymore though
em jay: ok but can we go back to the 'slushy dog' feud peter you still haven't answered what the hell that means
arachkid: oh yeah so basically on 71st st there's this slushy guy that keeps coming up with the most disgusting flavors i've ever imagined in my life
arachkid: last time i swung by this guy was doing pickle slushies or something like i can't make this stuff up
Nedward: [attached image]
Nedward: FOUL
Nedward: Didnt you say one time he had done toothpaste slushy
arachkid: yes.
em jay: hm
arachkid: so slushy guy is infamous in that part of the neighborhood basically
arachkid: but then there's HOTDOG GUY
Nedward: Hotdog guy MVP
arachkid: he's new i think?? but he strolled up and he's like, he's the most serious hot dog guy
arachkid: like ever, probably
em jay: can one be serious about hot dogs?
arachkid: this guy can. this guy can
arachkid: apparently he's from chicago so he's like, he makes chicago hot dogs ?? and he hates slushy guy. he literally. he hates slushy guy so much
arachkid: and slushy guy is so funny abt it bc he keeps setting up right next to him and asking him about whether he thinks mustard or ketchup slushies would be a hit and rhat they could be business partners
arachkid: i have had to break up a fight like every two weeks it's insane
em jay: enemies to lovers slow burn 500k word
Nedward: Whaf does that mean💀
em jay: you're unbelievable
arachkid: [attached image]
le artiste
sunshine incarnate: MJ
sunshine incarnate: MJ
sunshine incarnate: MJ
le artiste: what
le artiste: are u ok
le artiste: are you dying
sunshine incarnate: no
le artiste: no you're not ok or no you're not dying
sunshine incarnate: no i'm fine
sunshine incarnate: can you help me i'm doing lit homework
le artiste: sorry i can't read
sunshine incarnate: MJ PLEASE
sunshine incarnate: what are you doing
le artiste: rereading pride and prejudice
sunshine incarnate: thafs not the book we're doing the report on??
sunshine incarnate: wait shit is it
sunshine incarnate: do i have the wrong book
le artiste: no of course it's not you're not that stupid
le artiste: ... what book do you have though.
sunshine incarnate: photo of dorian grey
le artiste: ... picture
sunshine incarnate: hm?
le artiste: picture of dorian grey
sunshine incarnate: oh my bad
le artiste: either way. so sorry to tell you but
sunshine incarnate: no...
le artiste: you have the wrong book
le artiste: that's the one she assigned to the honors class
sunshine incarnate: aurghrhhh
sunshine incarnate: do you know which one do i need
le artiste: your period was assigned wuthering heights
le artiste: do you have a copy
sunshine incarnate: i'll look around, may might
le artiste: do you have patrol tonight?
sunshine incarnate: mmm nope i finished earlier why
le artiste: come on over, ill lend you my copy
sunshine incarnate: really!!!
le artiste: yeah
le artiste: get here in fifteen minutes and you won't miss mr darcy proposing
sunshine incarnate:
le artiste: bring your homework with you
le artiste: nerd
flash (not gordon)
flash (not gordon): PETER
penis parker: oh my god what
penis parker: why are you yelling
flash (not gordon): Caps lock
flash (not gordon): Didn't mean to
penis parker: what is it
flash (not gordon): Were presenting our phys thing tomorrow
penis parker: yeah i know??
flash (not gordon): Don't skip
penis parker: was not planning to
thee tony stark
thee tony stark: Get out of school free card.
thee tony stark: Trouble downtown, would be a good opportunity for some training. What say you?
spidey-kid: hes
spidey-kid: jges
spidey-kid: fhes
spidey-kid: tes
thee tony stark: Don't hurt yourself.
spidey-kid: yes
spidey-kid: gotta be back in school for fourth period though
thee tony stark: Sure.
spidey-kid: ok so do you want me to swing over there or do you have other plans
thee tony stark: I'm outside.
spidey-kid: oh! ok
spidey-kid: do i wear my suit outside?
thee tony stark: Not unless you want Martha down the hall knowing that you're Spider-Man.
spidey-kid: i don't live next to a martha??
spidey-kid: oh you were joking
thee tony stark: Get outside, kid.
spidey-kid: brt
flash (not gordon)
flash (not gordon): Peter
flash (not gordon): Where the hell are you
flash (not gordon): Peter we present third in the class
flash (not gordon): YOU SAID YOU WERENT SKIPPING YOU ASSHOLE
flash (not gordon): [attached image]
flash (not gordon): Second presenters are up Peter I swear to god
flash (not gordon): WHERE ARE YOU!!!!
flash (not gordon): 😡😡😡😡😡😡
flash (not gordon): PETER!!!!
penis parker: SrIRY IA AM RRNTING TO CLASF RIGHT NIW
flash (not gordon): You are the WORST
fos crew
em jay: we as a society need to make sure peter doesn't walk through the school doors without being thoroughly checked for evidence
Nedward: Ayo??
arachkid: i dont wanna talk about it
em jay: too bad! guess what i just watched this loser do
Nedward: What did he do💀💀
em jay: bro gave an entire presentation with flash and the whole time is mask is STICKING OUT OF HIS BACK POCKET
Nedward: PETER💀💀💀💀💀
em jay: from me trying to let him know that, his mask is sticking out of his pocket, to flash trying to subtly sneak over to help hide it from everyone else, to peter who won't shut up about magnetism
em jay: what a class. holy shit
Nedward: I wish I had physics with you guys my class was boring as hell
Nedward: Did flash actually succeed
em jay: i mean
em jay: ok so he got close enough to grab the mask but then peter must have bugged out or something bc he stopped talking very suddenly and was holding flash's arm
em jay: so the mask was just. sitting there. and of course both of them are now looking like fish out of water so i said a joke and had to deflect for them
Nedward: Michelle jones mvp where would we be without you
em jay: i dread to imagine it
arachkid: i have had a very long and hard day
Nedward: It's fine dude!! now you can just solo as our school's infamous spider-man cosplayer
em jay: gonna have to battle flash for the spidey no1 fan title
arachkid: everyone in this group chat is so mean to me
#peter parker fanfiction#fluff#irondad and spiderson#tumblr fanfic#peter parker#ao3 funny#michelle jones#ned leeds#fanfiction#text fic#texting fic
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bsd has done irreparable damage to my psyche anyway season 5
ep1:
two questions for this season before we get into it: 1 where ranpo. 2 where kunikida. 3 where akutagawa. sorry that was three
oh yeah the. coin bombs. oops
KUNIKIDAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whoops his hands are gone. thats easy kunikida jsut take the pen in your mouth and like and follow for awesome more loading screen tips from one and only tumblr user growling
akutagawa spotted in the intr- nvm dazai is here too my day is ruined
back to lucy's server :))))) hello lucy :))))))
kunikida running the torment gauntlet these past few seasons it looks!!
its him. my beautiful normal pet sigma once again
nikolai i missed you and your silly wacky hijinks. dm me after this
love u nikolai that is very helpful. 10/10 magic tricks my offer still stands if youre interested just please please please pl
you know its /srs once nikolai takes off that eyepatch card thingy
damn thats gay
the inherent homoeroticity of lust murder
ango calm the fuck down can you just. wait for a moment.
now look how stupid you look ango. idiot boy. that was SO goofy i'll say.............. something about this scene was just so funny to me
oooooh the leader is called kamui :333
awwww they're protective of and about to go very easy on their best buddy atsushi but when ango offers himself instead they're like "were gonna fucking suck blood out your arteries like caprisun"
katai........... they took his fucking electronics can't have shit in yokohama. look at him he's fucking dying
feral
fyodor and dazai are. really fucking bored in there lmaooooooo they're playing fucking number games in there. when's the second episode of ur two man comedy show im a huge fan
WAIT IT WAS RANPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S RANPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RANPO I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING THE ENTIRE LATTER HALF OF THE PAST SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RANPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO he saved literally every guy that was held captive :33333 ranpo is the second most powerful person in this world right after chuuya (though it kinda blurs)
and he stole a cape <3
he's so smart and wonderful and perfect guys.
POEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S HERE THEY WERE WORKING TOGETHER RIDE OR DIE AROAPLNARC4AROAPLNARC DUE THE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my throat closed when i saw him this is what these two are fucking doing to me
oh fukuzawa's sooooo mad about this lmao <33 i knew he'd be he looked so damn pissed the whole time <33333333
holding up the heinous criminal photo of the agency discussing their fucked up and evil atrocities and the image is just ranpo doing the peace sign with the
RANPO'S HERE yeah let's go ranp show these stupid fucking 0 IQ babies fukuzawa's words not mine what you got!!!!
LET'S GO RANPO WOOHOO!!!!!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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