#nvm I think I got it

[eveninglight416]

I can’t stop putting this dumbass picture of veneer in capcut templates (yes I’m reviving my tumblr for this)

[lazylittledragon]

Hello I love your bg3 content and your Dorian is so lovely! Can we get like an alternative reality with Dorian and Ascended Astarion? What would your headcannon be for them? 🙇

something like this, probably

[xunkun]

wishing for the simpler times, like 425 million years ago

when obtaining water had been the greatest challenge you faced in life, as an early ancestor of plant kind that lacked roots and leaves and only a few centimeters tall

[justforficsjules]

Hello my doodles and darlings! My name is Jules and I had an idea a while back for a tragic love story, so now here we are! This is the first story I’ve written that I’ve published… anywhere, so please bear with me as I try to figure out how to work your site (please help me, I’m so confused). So, I’m not posting the actual first chapter today, just the prologue. I need to get you, my darling little doodles, invested! Or, y’know, at least curious as to how these two people got here. So, thank you for your patience my doodle darlings, and onto the show!

Love, Jules

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The Tale of The Witch and The Paladin

Prologue

The witch desperately grasped onto her lover's arm, coughing up a torrent of blood onto the paladin’s otherwise pristine robes. The paladin gripped her close in a tight embrace, driving the holy sword deeper into her, pulling her close while simultaneously sealing her fate with the blessed weapon she could never touch. As the final sparks of confusion, betrayal, and fear faded from her eyes, the witch reached a trembling hand up to gently stroke the paladin’s cheek.

“A-al–” she was cut off by the paladin pulling her into a searing kiss

“Love. I’m sorry. I-I’m so, so sorry. I didn’t mean to-” but it was too late. The witch was gone. The empire was saved. All around the paladin, people cheered. Celebrating the death of the one person that the paladin had ever loved.

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So, what did y’all think? I think I’ve got the formatting figured out, but any advice on that is greatly appreciated. Also, constructive criticism is something I need and love! Thanks for your time my darling dearest doodles, and I’ll see you next time.

Love, Jules

[lonelyoleander]

CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION

[wooldawn]

[aroace-madness]

Captain Marvel on a mission with JL walks pasts a magic mirror that instead of him shows Mary, he gets spooked and bolts away from the mirror

The league assumes he's trans

[ksksksrahrah]

[fellamarsh]

PEOPLE OF WRITEBLR and beyond: What are some of your favorite self published novels??

Hello please help me add to the megastructure that is my TBR and also shout out our beautiful genius self-published authors by telling me about your favorite self published books! Any genre, any language, any availability, and as many as you like, I want to hear about them!!!

[buwheal]

Hey Spamton! What’s the best spot in the town for a view? Place I am from has a sea nearby. Looks pretty nice, though with time you get used to it

[rebouks]

Matilda: It’s been a while… Tristen: Yeah, it feels like forever-.. uh, what brings you here? Matilda: We’re taking a forced vacation. I’m sure you can figure out who did the forcing. Tristen: Ah… Matilda: Yeah. Tristen: I kinda figured you were mad at me. Matilda: Little bit. Tristen: I should’ve said goodbye or written sooner, I guess. Matilda: Little bit-.. but you were sorting your shit out, right? I get it.

[Tristen smiled contritely, avoiding Matilda’s gaze-.. out of sheer embarrassment or a severe lack of brain functionality, he wasn’t sure]

Tristen: Is that Pixie? Matilda: Yeah-.. bit bigger now, huh? Tristen: Aha, little bit. Matilda: Anyway, you’re clearly working, so… Tristen: Shit, yeah-.. I’ve got another job to get to after this but uh, you gonna be around tomorrow? Matilda: Yeah, we pretty much just got here. Tristen: Okay, uh.. meet me outside the pharmacy at ten? There’s only one in town n’ it’s on like every map-.. I don’t have my phone with me, so…

Matilda: Yeah, sure. Tristen: Okay-.. uh, yeah.. okay! Matilda: Bye, Triss. Tristen: Bye-.. see you tomorrow? Matilda: Yep. Tristen: Ten o’clock? Matilda: Uh-huh. Tristen: Okay.

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[cerealmonster15]

cheneige moment aka me trying to learn how 2 draw rsa students

[velvetsssapphic]

Me whenever this scene comes up

[bananonbinary]

ok actually i'm curious just how bad the problem is

(not including any tags you follow from like. a single person, like [au name] or [op liveblogs] or whatever. i dont think the porn bots are interested in those.)

[fure-dcmk]

things hardcore Kid fans apparently has done in-universe:

make handmade banner of Kid

offer Kid to steal their identity

actively offer to help a criminal (Kid) to escape

leave the office early to attend a heist

chants Kid's name

start a riot when Kid threaten to cancel a heist

get excited when getting a Kid card

[paris-geller-was-straightwashed]

disney is a coward so I know they'll never do this, but given what we learned was SUPPOSE to happen between alex and stevie, I would still love a post-eloping for the reboot.

like just imagine alex and stevie as the Cool Gay Aunts(tm) for justin's kids (+ billie). they show up for the holidays and totally shower the kids with magical gifts, including a baby dragon for the boys (which does end up setting fire to their parents bed sheets). milo shows off a magic trick to his friends, using alex (since billie's not allowed to) sneakily casting spells from the bushes so the card really does dissapear from his hand, leaving his friends cheering (stevie smiling but refusing to admit to alex how cute is it). stevie has a motorcycle (which alex thinks is super hot but also refuses to admit) and while the kids aren't old enough for a ride, she does let them sit on it and rev the handles nice and loud while justin panics from the porch. they team up with all three kids to pull pranks on justin and even sometimes get giana in on a few harmless ones. maybe alex even uses her role on the tribunal to get stevie's records cleared, and they both start to advocate for a more fair way of distributing magic between families.

and billie could have an extra adult at her side! I know justin is suppose to fill the pseudo-dad role, but while billie spends her time with the russo's, also gets to spend her summers or whatever with her two cool wizard aunts. they encourage her to keep up with her studies but for the most part they just chill, letting billie indulge in a few sweets (knowing how health-conscious justin has forced his family to be) and sometimes in a pg-13 movie together. when she's there however, the house does turn into a prank war; guests are to be extremely careful when entering and encouraged to bring a separate pair of clothes.

I dunno it would just be super cool; alex and stevie reunited and I think the kids would love her too - plus watching their aunt who's always acted so aloof get all smiley and whatnot and I'm just imagining a scenario with alex and the kids like:

billie: why does stevie call you babygirl

alex: hey who wants to play the quiet game!!