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Yelena: You had one job!
Kate: What was that again?
Yelena: Shut off the boiler so it doesn't explode!
#bishova#bishlova#kate bishop#yelena belova#black widow#hawkeye#crack#funny#yelena belova incorrect quotes#kate bishop incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#bishova incorrect quotes#bishlova incorrect quotes#source: the nut job 2: nutty by nature
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"Nooo you can't write Dick acting as a father figure to Damian! That's not canon!" You know what is canon? The fact Damian didn't even have his father around when he was Robin. When he actually stuck around Gotham, Bruce was nowhere to be seen. Dick had to step up *somehow.* If, in someone's fanfiction, they want to extend that responsibility Dick felt to a father figure role, who actually cares? It's not any sort of gross misunderstanding of the text. If Bruce never returned, Dick would very likely have become Damian's guardian. Which, y'know, is a father figure in the eyes of many. So... perhaps... people getting things out of canon shouldn't be anyone's biggest problem. It's a sensible extrapolation. Who caaaares.
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See this? This is what brought me back to rid15! The cool worldbuilding and designs! I may not be the biggest fan of the plot but some of the implications here are so so so so so damn cool
#maccadam#transformers#tf rid15#if i could combine the tfp and rid15 optic styles i would straight up just win#because while rid was more adventurous in optic colors I'd argue tfp had better optic mechanics#during my rewatch i just spent the entire time comparing everyone's optics to recolored versions of tfp Smokescreen's tbh#i go nutty for optic design we know this#CYLAS's optics were very super interesting#you could easily compare the difference between breaky's natural optic and mech's recreation of an optic and how they moved differently#I'd compare the replaced optic to Bumblebee's tbh?#we've talked before about oppy's telescopic optics#Knockout's have always fascinated me as he's one of the very few who have black pupillary structures like ours#and i remember that theory i saw somewhere about how our black pupils must creep Cybertronians out#and it makes ne wonder if that's why knockout seems just a little creepier in the show because of this weird uncanny valley effect???#i actually get that effect when it comes to mecha being depicted with black pupils#bc I'm so used to them either having none or lighter pupils#riot rambles
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Title: The Nut Job
Rating: PG
Director: Peter Lepeniotis
Cast: Will Arnett, Brendan Fraser, Liam Neeson, Katherine Heigl, Stephen Lang, Maya Rudolph, Jeff Dunham, Gabriel Iglesias, Sarah Gadon, James Rankin, Scott Yaphe, Joe Pingue, Annick Obonsawin
Release year: 2014
Genres: adventure, comedy
Blurb: Curmudgeonly independent squirrel Surly is banished from his park and forced to survive in the city. Lucky for him, he stumbles on the one thing that may be able to save his life and the rest of the park community as they gear up for winter: Maury’s Nut Store.
#the nut job#the nut job 2 nutty by nature#pg#peter lepeniotis#will arnett#brendan fraser#liam neeson#katherine heigl#stephen lang#2014#adventure#comedy
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I'm not a swiftie, so it took me until yesterday to get that tv meant taylor's version. I don't even know why it hit me suddenly that that was what you people meant. All this time I thought she was making a special little tv show for her different albums. Which I thought was extra af, but she has the fanbase so whatever. But no you guys are talking about her re-releasing her music
this is amusing to me because as a resident swiftie "TV" has lost nearly all meaning for me beyond "Taylor's Version" 🫡
#anyway LOL thank you this gave me a laugh#all swifties by nature including myself are extra extra annoying on album release days so sorry for yesterday#i am back to my regular mixture of content now.#unless she decides to be nutty again tonight in which case I too will be nutty#asks#ts
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i hate ōkubo atsushi as much as the next person because of his fanservicey fetishism but i love the way he makes batshit crazy women characters.
#thinking about all the nutty women in fire force 🫶#🌟#they have depth they have swag#where would we be without haumea and inca and PUPPETEER.#ritsu. amaterasu even.#hell i'll even include hibana and hikage & hinata.#the true downside is that he gave no room for the 3 main girl protags to have any bit of unhinged nature to them. extremely unfair and i#feel like they deserve more and better.#i wish those 3 had stronger character in general and were treated WAY better than they are ESPECIALLY tamaki.#god i will never forgive him for tamaki.#she had so much damn potential i could yell about it forever but of fucking COURSE he reduced her down to being his fanservice target#if i could uppercut ōkubo i would. Right now.#anyway. fire force<3👍
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I live in what is termed an urban forest. Central suburbia. Street trees are the lifeblood of our ecosystem. There are blue-tongued lizards in my backyard, pink cockatoos on the bird bath and a decent colony of noisy minors across the road that watchdog the territory. We have wolf spiders, geckos and orb spiders in summer (though not this summer, there has been too much rain and the noisy minors have been breeding multiple times and hence impacting on local spider populations). And we have the local plants as well, bursaria, acacia, eucalyptus and wahlenbergia, for example, along with blue-banded bees buzzing about and the occasional koala or possum.
Our human habitats are full of life. Human impacted life, yes, all those species above are Australian natives that have either benefited or adapted to European colonisation.
But life itself is tough. It survived several total Earth glaciations, the Great Dying at the end of the Permian, and the chunk of whatever that landed in the Gulf of Mexico 66 million years ago, and there is little doubt it will survive us.
It will just adapt and be different. There is no ‘wild, no human impact’ spot left on this planet. We have altered everything. There is no doubt life will survive, but the real question is whether we will.
But yeah, I’m not a fan of the term ‘barren’. Governments, in particular, view deserts as great dump zones because they are ‘barren’. Look a little closer. There may not be human concepts of palm trees and lush vegetation, but there is always life, usually a delicately balanced ecosystem that has evolved some amazing lifeforms just because the environment is challenging.
Look and then look a little closer. The world is an amazing place.
And OP congrats on seeing those herons! I’m always amused when pond owners complain about the herons and egrets here eating their pond fish 😁 The ecosystem will work with what its got. Good to hear yours is getting healthier.
Nutty
(Sorry about the babbling)
"There's no wildlife here. The land is barren and stripped from farming chemicals"
I just saw two blue herons fly super low over our house, which means they've been fishing in the creek behind us, which means there's fish there. Which means there's bugs to feed the fish and algae to feed the bugs, which means the water and soil is worth something damnit.
Yes, I'm sorry the suburb isn't the grand, sweeping swath of uninhabited land that you so desperately crave but would learn to loathe, but saying that the land here is barren and that there's no wildlife here and that there's nothing to salvage- that's a You problem. Nature might be struggling, but against all odds it is at least trying.
#nutty is nuts#ecosystem#ecosystems#love the planet#mother nature is kicking our asses right now#love where you live
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Grey Squirrel - York UK by John Wolfe Via Flickr: Nov 2024
#squirrel#grey squirrel#York#Museum Gardens#November#2024#Nikon#D850#200-500mm#Teleconverter#TC-14E III#Squirrels of Instagram#Grey Squirrels#Squirrel Life#Squirrel Watch#Urban Squirrels#Squirrel Friends#Squirrel Love#Squirrel Moments#Nutty Friends#Wildlife Photography#Nature Lovers#Wildlife Lovers#Nature Photography#Forest Friends#Urban Wildlife#Wildlife Shots#Woodland Creatures#Outdoor Photography#Garden Wildlife
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Watch "TNP - Buddy vs Reggie" on YouTube
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#youtube#new music#zzxxyyww#nature#super mario#face to face#misophonia#Comedy#Eddie Murphy#Best scene#Nutty professor#Negra#Il dit quoi ce negre
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Mixed Nuts !
#Walnut#Cashews#Peanuts#Almonds#Tree Nuts#Brazil Nuts#Pecan Nuts#Hazelnuts#Pistachio Nuts#Macadamia Nuts !#A Nut for Every Craving: Go nuts for all your favorites with this tasty assortment of roasted cashews#almonds#pecans#pistachios#and hazelnuts. Find all the premium mixed nuts you crave#Irresistibly Crunchy: Roasted to perfection in peanut oil and seasoned with sea salt#these deluxe mixed nuts have the crunchy texture and natural nutty flavors you expect from PLANTERS snack foods#Snacks with Substance: PLANTERS Deluxe Mixed Nuts contain 5g of plant-based protein and 170 calories per 1oz serving to help ward off hunge
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My bbgirl has those
#and those natural nutties#parallel universe where breast implants are niche and weird but all the dudes are getting nut implants
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The Burning Tree mastodon is a very late and very complete mastodon that preserved gut contents along with its skeleton. The date here is incorrect, though — it was found in 1989.
Burning Tree Mastodon excavation site, 2006-12-12
#it also WASN’T killed by people#but like EVERY mastodon in the Midwest (esp esp ones Dan Fisher touches) that claim gets made ad infinitum on laughable evidence#if I had a nickel for every proboscidean with ‘cut marks on ribs’#I THINK this is also one of ones Fisher proposed his nutty under-the-ice storage caching by Pleistocene humans for which is just… bizarre#American mastodon#Mammut americanum#elephant#natural history#palaeontology#Pleistocene
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Lord Mýk Reviews All His Dang Movies
I’m going to review every single movie I own, even the 50-pack of poorly transferred science fiction movies. So here’s how I intend to work things: I’m breaking it up into ten movie chunks, and each time I start a chunk I’ll list the ten movies within that chunk. Most of the time it’ll be alphabetical, but sometimes it’ll be… not alphabetical. This is because of things like the stated 50-movie…
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#9 (film)#Abraxas Guardian of the Universe#Addams Family#Addams Family Values#Annihilation (2018 film)#Arrival#Dr. Phibes Rises Again#DVDs#Godzilla#Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001 film)#Laser Mission#Marvel#movies#nut job 2: nutty by nature#Reviews#The Abominable Doctor Phibes
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Food & eating habit - Moon& 2H
The weather is getting colder, it makes me want to talk about food. Since the Moon represents what nourishment we crave and the 2nd house is related to the physical body, the 5 senses, it's easy to find the link between the Moon, the 2nd house and our preference regarding food.
In my observation, the Moon shows the kind of food that you like (what), the 2nd house shows the way we like our food prepared (how).
Disclaimer: all the observations below are from my own subjective experiences, which can be affected by differences between cultures.
Moon in Aries/ in 1st house/ aspecting Mars: like dishes that have strong flavours (if it's fruit, it should be really sweet, really sour or both), a good amount of meat, don't really like carb, fast food, street food, snacks, can eat the same dish repeatedly without getting bored, might not fully understand the word "moderation" when it comes to their favourite dish or drink, loyal to their favourites (like the same thing since childhood), hot, crisp, crunchy
Moon in Taurus/ in 2nd house/ aspecting Venus: foodie, carb (all kinds of breads, noodles), dairy products, rich but pure or simple flavours and ingredients, oddly enough but they like bitter taste and aromatic scent of herbs, natural pleasant smell and colour (colours with artificial feel like blue, black in food is a turn-off), food served in large quantity, make sure that everybody is well-fed, they might be thrifty in other departments but would absolutely splurge on food, loyal to their favourites, hot or warm, freshly cooked, jelly/gummy/glutinous, springy, smooth
Moon in Gemini/ in 3rd house/ aspecting Mercury: they are not very picky about food, open to try all kinds of food, get fulled easily, snacks, like drinking (tea, beer, alcohol etc), attracted to things that have "assorted flavours" on the label, like colourful and cute stuffs, don't like flavours that are too strong or dishes that are too smelly, don't place too much importance on nutritional value of food (wholesome home cooked meals are nice, but they can stuff their belly with junk foods just fine), can be oblivious to their eating schedule, don't like hot dishes, small bites or small portions, all kinds of interesting textures
Moon in Cancer/ in 4th house: like home cooked meals, dairy products, also like drinking beverages similar to Moon in Gemini (can have high alcohol tolerance), noodles, stew and soup, porridge, sea food, can be quite picky, sensitive stomach, loyal to their favourite restaurants and dishes (to a stubborn degree), dishes that remind them of childhood or their childhood favourite dishes will have a special place in their heart, hot or at least warm, soft/airy texture or the opposite, hard/chewy texture
Moon in Leo/ in 5th house/ aspecting Sun: not too picky but they have a certain standard, the atmosphere around them when they are eating is very important (the food, the place, hygiene, manner etc), could naturally have a preference for expensive food, but they also like foods that are interesting (presentation, smell, texture), prefer meat over carb, like snacks and junk foods but with moderation, like nutty flavours, their eating habits and preference might stay the same since they were kids, like to play and experiment, warm and sumptuous meals, crisp, dislike oily dishes, ingredients in a dish should be distinguishable
Moon in Virgo/ in 6th house/ aspecting Mercury: they are picky and selective about their food, either by conscious choice or by natural, their body doesn't tolerate "unhealthy" foods, foods that have negative impacts on their body, could manifest as allergies, if the dishes are not well prepared and safe by their standards, even though they are their favourites, they won't eat them, many are vegetarians, get fulled easily, don't like hot dishes, ingredients should be cut into small pieces, pay attention to the colours of the ingredients (are they fresh or not, were they cooked right or not)
Moon in Libra/ in 7th house/ aspecting Venus: another picky eater, I find them to be even pickier than Virgo moon, and the reason for them not eating something is sometimes not because of health reason but because of aesthetic reason, they don't like food that make them uncomfortable and messy (make them sweat, make them cold, smell too strong, stick to their teeth, dirty their hands etc), can get nauseous by smells easily, sweet tooth, love carb, dislike fatty and oily dishes, like fancy and expensive food, know a lot of good restaurants, good table manner, master utensil user, fussy about the presentation of the dishes
Moon in Scorpio/ in 8th house/ aspecting Pluto: similar to moon in Aries, they like meat, can eat raw meat (sushi), raw food, seafood, they also like drinking all kind of beverages, prefer food and drink with strong flavours, sometimes extreme (salty, sour, bitter, sweet etc), binge eating their favourites, can lean into over-indulgence and excess but can also have great self-control, don't shy away from foreign, exotic dishes, like rich colours in food, sparkling, chewy, crunchy, super cold or super hot food
Moon in Sagittarius/ in 9th house/ aspecting Jupiter: fast eater, like to experiment with food, easy-going with their choices, like to try various kind of dishes, they want to try trendy dishes they heard about, but they don't like to spend too much money on food, they don't place too much importance on food but rather the experience associated with it, travel food diary, like street food, can binge eating their favourites
Moon in Capricorn/ in 10th house/ aspecting Saturn: slow eater, sensitive stomach, food allergies, sometimes they don't seem to enjoy food or the act of eating, don't like to waste food, even if they crave something, they won't binge eating it, restrained, don't like messy food, like seafood, like bite-size dishes, like to snack, like going out to eat but mostly for the opportunities to hang out with people, likely will go to places with good reviews and popular, good etiquette
Moon in Aquarius/ in 11th house/ aspecting Uranus: the most easy-going people when it comes to food, they try everything, doesn't decline food offers and tend to be the one finishes last at a meal because they don't want to waste food, they like to try those popular places with high reviews but doesn't discriminate cheap or expensive restaurants, love food tours, hang out with groups of friends to eat, good at using various types of utensils, like fresh, chewy texture
Moon in Pisces/ in 12th house/ aspecting Neptune: can be pretty stubborn about their preferences, if they like certain places or certain way of cooking, they will stick to those and don't want to try new things (probably because of their sensitive stomach), like eating with groups of friends, light eaters, like tea and coffee in general, high alcohol tolerance but don't drink excessively, don't really like sweets, have strong principles or moral code concerning food
#astrology#astro community#astro observations#astro notes#astroblr#natal chart#2nd house#moon#food#astro placements#astrology notes#astrology observations#witch community#witchcraft#witches#witchblr
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PLACEMENTS THAT MAKES SOMEONE UNABLE TO MOVE ON🤡
⚠️ This may or may not resonate with you. All of the observations below are what i have seen many many times, reoccurring.
Edit: so people are getting confused about these placements. Is it coming from the planet or the house?
I'll clear it up for you all. See what sign are they in for example; Sun in aries is exalted while sun in libra is debilitated. Mercury in 3rd house is strong while mercury in 12th is weak.
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Sun in someone's 5th house: rejection from them can take a big toll on your mental health, which can make you obsessive and unable to stop thinking about them.
Edit: if the sun is debilitated, it's coming from the sun person. If the 5th house consists of more than 2 aspects or planets, its the 5th house. In this case, sun is the core personality right.. if the sun is weak, it creates insecurities and egoistic nature. So if the 5th house person rejects the sun in any way, since sun is the owner of the 5th house, the sun goes crazy. Now if the 5th house is weak, let's say you have mars, saturn, uranus or pluto in the 5th natal, then you are likely to go crazy for the sun.
Venus in someone's 5th house: kinda same as the above but this placement makes someone come back again and again hoping for a different answer this time around. This placement can turn creepy pretty quickly.
Edit: venus feels very warm and good in both 5th and the 7th, also in the 12th if the sign and the placement are strong without any affliction. If one has Scorpio or aries venus, and the 5th house rejects them in any way, venus here goes insane.
Venus in conjunction with someone else's ascendant: this can make the either party be in denial about the breakup or the rejection. They tend to become stalkers and stalk every inch of the other person's social media. Even follow them home. Pretty scary if it's unrequited.
Edit: venus loves to be friends with ascendant in astrology. Venus being afflicted, let's say it's in Scorpio sign or it's in retrograde or it's making a close relationship with Saturn or mars, venus here goes kooky. If the ascendant person is insecure, let's say it has pluto, a weak lilith or neptune, the ascendant goes nutty. And if both the parties have this... scary.
Mars in the 12th and venus in the 8th: again, if the person is insecure, this can and will turn pretty nasty. They will blackmail you. May even post your private pictures online without you knowing or kidnap you. They can not deal with the break up or the rejection. Something about you rejecting them in any way triggers Something in them that makes them want to put you in your place (the 'place' is upto them).
Edit: mars is not friendly with the 12th and venus is not comfortable in the 8th. Afflictions on either side, creates this dynamics.
Venus in someone's 12th house: yes it can mean unrequited love BUT this can make a person became very depressed after getting rejected or after going through a breakup. In worst case scenario, the person can emotional or physically blackmail you, even threaten you.
Edit: venus feels nice and good in the 12th, since venus prefers giving unconditional love and support. But if one has weak venus (retrograde, martian plutonian venus, etc) venus gets empty here, and it hates being emptied. Same goes for the 12th, let's say you have Capricorn there, or you're 7th or 5th lord is in the 12th. In both the cases of venus and 12th house, the things i mentioned above, happens.
Mars in someone's 8th house: literally the worst of the worst. If either party already had a very low self esteem before meeting the other person, after that person goes away, this can make them come after you and hunt you down. Physical abuse is very much possible. There's no 'moving on' here.
Edit: mars DOES NOT like to stay hidden and in secrecy. So it disturbs the 8th house. The more afflictions here, the more mars becomes psychotic here.
Sun in the 8th house: they keep on coming back omg. They don't understand the word "no". For them, "no" means keep trying. Even if you say you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, they still think they have a chance. They are deaf, they can't hear no.
Edit: sun hates the 8th house when it comes to love and relationships. So if sun is afflicted and it feels uncomfortable in the 8th, or if venus is the lord of 8th or have libra or taurus in the 8th, the 8th house feels kind of seen here and it doesn't like that, because sun and venus are enemies. One likes to stay hidden, other wants to dig deep.
Moon in the 8th; they will try to bring you down in front of people. The types to make fun of your personal conditions just because they think it's gonna make you appear weak. It's just embarrassing and pathetic. You trusted that person with your personal things and this is what they give you just because their fucking brain can't handle the rejection. Moon in the 9th; bad mouthing. Will probably spread false rumors about you and will try so fucking hard to make people believe them, now if the other people already had something against you, they will believe them. Moon in the 1st and the 12th; will appear all good and nice in front of you, until one day you'll hear someone ask you about your personal life, which will get you thinking.. "how do they know?".... well... now you know who tf told them. They will tell your secrets to everyone they meet and turn the person against you.
Edit: moon hates 6th, 8th and the 12th house. Moon is a strong energy and it prefers to stay inside. You know the emotions you show, you rather feel it inside than show it to the world because yk how people can be. If moon or the house gets afflicted, let's say moon is in conjunction with Saturn or any of the above mentioned houses have north or the south nodes, they create toxic energies that i mentioned above.
Mars conjunct ascendant or mars making heavy aspects with the ascendant: although gentle and light, but this has the power to annoy you to your core. This aspect boosts the energy of the either party in the company of the other one which makes them dependent on the other gradually. Now if you have avoidant attachment style, I have a bad news for you.
Edit: see mars loves to be the leader and loves 1st house as well but without any grounding aspects, it gets out of control. Abuse happens here too, whether its verbal or physical. Depends upon the aspects and the planets here.
Mars venus conjunction and square: only GREAT when two sided, a "traumatic scene" when one sided. Now what do I mean by that? You see... we want to touch the person we feel a spark with, right? And if both party feels it, it's an electrifying thunderstorm that takes you to the deepest of the oceans and highest of the clouds. Now if the attraction is one sided... when you DO NOT want the attention, the help, the whatever from that person and here they fucking come again and again in front of your face. They are going to do disgustinggg things (don't even get me started on this).
Edit: mars and venus, masculinity and femininity, yin and yang, it's natural for them to be attracted to each other. Any change in the planets, takes away that attraction.
Mercury or neptune square ascendant or sun: Omg this is fucking annoying. The PERSON that you REJECTED because you DO NOT want to do ANYTHING with THEM and you POLITELY said NO but THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SO THEY KEEP SOLVING THIS LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF AN EQUATION UNTIL THEY GET THE ANSWER RIGHT. LHS=RHS. They keep on digging deep. They're gonna ask your friends, your family, anyone associated with you about your whereabouts, you number, you address because they don't think there is a valid reason that you rejected them. Now if you HATE when someone continously tries to butt into your life... I am sorry. Good luck with that anger cause they won't be hearing "no" anytime soon.
Edit: mercury is a curious planet, neptune is the planet of illusion, sun is the core personality and ascendant is the physical body of the soul. Square means there's a friction, and the solution is compromise. Now everyone is different, with strong moral authority and strong personality, so one may not want the connection, and the other is desperately after them. If mercury doesn't want to build a connection with sun or ascendant, the sun/asc goes mad, it kinda hurts the ego. If neptune doesn't want to get involved, the sun/asc creates their own perception of the neptune, since it's an illusion. If ascendant/sun does not want a bond with either mercury or neptune, both mercury and neptune tries to dig deep into it. Both can't accept. Both want to know why. It's gonna be hard for any of these placements of see the reality. Saturn NEEDS to be with either of them.
There are more, but this is it for now. Thank you!🤍
Edit: i'm genuinely so sorry for any confusion you had. Hope i cleared it!
#astrology observations#astro notes#astro placements#astrology placements#astro community#astrology notes#synastry observations#synastry overlays#synastry#astro observations#astrology opinions
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please more evil ford please i stare with my puppy eyes for this i am obbsessed
Yeah all right, I've been working on some art. (For context, we're talking about this Evil Ford.)
Evil Ford is Evil as in "cheerfully works with Bill even after learning his full plot" and "is totally ready to conquer and/or destroy the world." But other than the shocking lack of basic ethics and the supervillain objective he's mostly the same guy—which means he still cares about his family. He's hoping to get them to join in on the world conquest plan.
Forty-odd years ago he went off to college promising someday he'd be a big shot scientist who changes the world and he'd make his family a fortune. If taking over reality doesn't qualify he doesn't know what does. The family can join him and his buddy Bill and rule the universe together. Pines Pines Pines Pines!
Unfortunately for him, the rest of the family still has normal moral compasses. And also they've met Bill.
Bill can't currently possess Ford due to Reasons; but even though he can't get in the driver's seat he still has permission to ride shotgun at any time. Ford talks to him pretty regularly. He HAS been caught doing this. Stan thinks he's just gone a little nutty from thirty years of isolation.
Naturally, since he was always on Bill's side, Ford's perception of events during Weirdmageddon is a bit different:
I finally made an official Evil Ford New Costume Character Design, check out his exciting totally different brand new look:
I decided that, since Ford is still basically the same person aside from his terrible life goals, he'd probably have the same fashion sense. And so... nothing changes except two tiny details lmao.
But he DOES have tattoos:
I traced a canon character model and took off its top to get a base to slap tattoos on, and then went dang... they gave him a big head and arms. He looks goofy. Anyway,
His forearms have less incriminating tattoos—just a birch tree and a sunrise. (The sunrise looks like the Journal 3 "The Muse Has Spoken" page.) The red text is the "triangulum entangulum" ritual; if anyone asks he'll go "it's uhh an ancient Sumerian poem about how great science is." It's not until he's topless that it's like "oh so he's a CULTIST cultist." The one exception is an unconcealed Eye of Providence on his right palm—but it's in an ink that's only visible in certain lighting. It's there so at any time he can point his hand at something and go "Bill are you seeing this BS?"
Of course, he still has the "hey now, you're an all star" neck tattoo. I didn't have room to draw it.
As you can see, he's made being Bill's right hand man a core part of his personality. Rather than spending 30 years scrabbling around the multiverse desperately searching for a way to destroy Bill, he spent 30 years chilling in the Quadrangle of Qonfusion as Bill's specialest favoritest Henchmaniac, and only scrabbling around the multiverse occasionally for fun & profit.
Here's a photo Bill & Ford took at a Nightmare Realm house party like fifteen years ago, three minutes before Bill started an argument and set the house on fire.
Most people have their wild party years in college, Ford has his in his 40s.
#stanford pines#grunkle ford#bill cipher#(he's in enough pictures; he's worth tagging too)#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#evil ford au#my art
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