#nuns named Chuck

[sluggy-little-dude]

[allpromarlo]

can you even call yourself an analyst if you only know players from the best teams in the league

[adoribullpavus]

dorian pavus is literally the most character ever. he's a gay mage. he escaped his hometown. he's a necromancer. he was a child prodigy. he's too pretty to die. he invented time travel. his father was assassinated. he was chucked out of school for fighting multiple times. he constantly argues with a nun. he hates nature. he's an alcoholic. his best friend died from the plague. he used to play with a wooden duck. his last name is latin for peacock. he has excellent teeth. he likes bondage. he was supposed to have an arranged marriage. he loves to read. he is allergic to strip weed. some of his best friends are murderers. he gets sea sick. he got so excited sleeping with bull that he set the curtains on fire.

[imababblekat]

Not A Webs Chance

Prompt: The boys are at it again in guessing who the mysterious, friendly neighborhood Spider Hero of New York could be. With a joking comment, the minds of each ninja begin to wonder if it is perhaps you under the mask!”

Notes:

(s/p) = spider persona name)

~xXx~ “All I’m saying is it’s kind of nice to have some of the heat off our shells for once.”, Leo defended, raising his arms from the back of the couch. The leader terrapin and his brothers sat in April’s and yours shared living room, the small old square tv in the center casting the news of events from a few hours prior. The headline “Super Market Robbery Put To A Quick Halt” streamed across the bottom of a recorded video of New Yorkers friendly (s/p) swinging off screen. “I miss kicking bad guy butt, but you do have a point bro.”, Mikey agreed, finishing off another pizza slice. ��When’s the last time we got to finish a whole pizza in one sitting?!” “You mean all of us or just you? Cuz I can tell ya the answer to that real quick.”, Raph jested, his younger brother ignoring him in favor of grabbing another slice. Shaking off a slice offered by Donnie, Leo cheekily smirked at Raph. “You’re still just mad at the fact they totally whipped your behind when we first met.” Raph, grumbling, jabbed a digit towards the his brother. “Yeah, well I didn’t exactly see ya win the fight either. In fact, if I remember correctly they had ya danglin’ by Mikey’s nun-chucks.” With a dreamy sigh, ignoring the heat rising between both brothers, Mikey spoke through a mouth full of cheese. “That was so hot how they did it, too~.” Finishing his own slice and returning to a gadget in hand, Donnie let out a light chuckle. “You say that but you don’t even know them.” “Don’t you know actions speak louder than words?!”, Mikey swooned across Leo’s lap, the later shoving him of with an eye roll. “Besides, I already know who they are anyways.” At this, all turtles stopped what they were doing, sharply turning to the youngest with curiosity brimming in their eyes. Was this it? Were the boys finally going to find out who the mystery person behind the mask was after all this time of fighting crime side by side? “You saw their face?!”, all boys shouted in unison, leaning in towards the orange bandanna turtle. With a big smile, and kicking his feet up onto the coffee table, Mikey replied. “Nope!” All brothers deadpanned, but before any could retort back, Mikey continued. “Don’t need to. I finally figured out who they are.” Leo chuckled incredulously, sitting back once more. “We already went over this Mikey. It’s not April.” “Or Master Shredder.”, came Donnie’s chime in. “Or that one guy runnin around’n a rat costume.”, added Raph. Mikey shook his head with a mildly irritated groan at his brothers mentions of his past theories to (s/p)’s true identity. “Just hear me out! I know I’ve got it this time!” Each ninja turtle listened doubtfully but motioned for Mikey to go on. “It’s clearly the cute delivery person. Why else would they leave me an extra slice of triple cheese, deluxe pepperoni?”, he smiled wide, making a mind blowing motion with his hands. “Uhm, because they didn’t want to waste any food at the end of the night? You’d be surprised how much humans throw out at closing.”, Donnie expressed knowledgeably. Falling back defeatedly into the sofa with crossed arms, Mikey huffed. “Well since you’re such a genius, who do you think it is, Don?” Donnie thought for a moment, adjusting his glasses. “The odds of us guessing who it is, or if we even know the person in such a heavily populated city is statistically extremely low.” Mikey rolled his head back with a loud groan and Leo laughed. “Come on, Don. You gotta guess someone. Anyone.” Donnie’s face scrunched up as he truly tried, Leo and Mikey throwing out more theories on who they thought the mystery person could be. Slightly frustrated, the leaner brother nodded his head towards Raphael. “Why don’t you guys ask Raph? He always seems to have something smart to say.” Playing with the toothpick between his teeth, Raph chuckled before throwing a thumb back to the kitchen. “Obviously, it’s that dork.” All eyes turned towards the human in the kitchen, the smell of cinnamon rolls in the oven wafting around them. Even though Raphael had been 100% joking around, the cogs in each of the four brothers brains began to turn as they gazed at none other than you. You, who stood in the kitchen with disheveled hair and wrinkly pajamas after waking from what was supposed to be a thirty minute nap turned six, were the only person neither of the ninja brothers had ever thought to consider. However, now watching as you carefully studied an oven mitt, they started to notice things they hadn’t before. You were about the right height and size as (s/p). Thinking back to certain moments, the brothers also realized how some of the things you both would say sounded similar. Heck, in some sense, even your voices sounded somewhat the same. It also seemed to be quite the coincidence that whenever their spidery friend swung off after defeating some baddies, you would show up moments later. Could it be? Could you truly be the person that occupied the ninja turtles minds with your spectacular crime fighting powers and personality?! Just as lightbulbs in the brothers minds were about to go off, they had all witnessed you toss the oven mitt in the air and try to, very unsuccessfully, karate jab your hand into said mitt, only for it to fall splat to the tiled floor. “Eeeyeeeeah, scratch that. I like Mikey’s rat costume guy betta.”, Raph spoke turning back around with his brothers. “Oh come on! You’re never gonna let that go, huh?!”, Mikey exasperated as another round of argumentative theories sprung up between the four. Too lost in each others reasonings for why or why not (s/p) could be this or that person, the four brothers missed you accidentally webbing your oven mitt to the ceiling in a re-attempt at earliers action, a panicked look quickly finding place on your face as you rushed to get it free.

~xXx~

[princesspuffle8]

The Unexpected Daughter

TRIGGER WARNING: MENTIONS OF CHILD ABUSE

Your 4th child with Sirius isn’t really yours, well that is to say that she wasn’t born of you and Sirius, but rather of two people that are related to Sirius. Nevertheless you love her all the same like she was made from both of your flesh and blood.

Her origins though are that of being Bellatrix and her husband Rudolph’s biological child, their second child to be precise. She was discarded and disowned by them as she did not possess any magic, she was a squib. Truth to be told, she was rescued by her aunt Narcissa who found the child severely malnourished and beaten within an inch of her life at the young age of around 5. She’s only a six years younger than Polaris and only two younger than the twins. Even though children can officially control their magic at around age 11, it manifests itself from birth and other witches and wizards can feel the magic of others. Kinda like how you can tell a flame on the stove is hot. When Bellatrix’s daughter was born, there was no such spark and to confirm it Bellatrix made her visit someone with second sight to see into her future, which showed one without magic. 

Enraged she took all her hatred and anger out on the child. Choosing to make her into a slave than treat her as a daughter. Narcissa saw this and begged Bella to hand over her parental rights, which her and Rudolphus agreed to as they wanted nothing to do with her. Unfortunately, although Narcissa had compassion for her niece, her husband did not and didn’t want her around him or Draco, and since she hadn’t talked to Andromeda in years she didn’t feel comfortable dropping in and dropping a child on their doorstep.

So that’s when she gave her to you guys. Unfortunately, the girl came to you guys within no name. Thinking that “brat” or “wench” was her name which enraged you both and broke your heart at the same time. 

So you and Sirius gave her a name and officially adopted her. The name given to her was Lysithea, Lysithea Artemia Black. Since you were big on meanings for names, as you helped the poor child have a proper bath for probably the first time in years you told her the meaning behind her name. With her nickname being Thea. Lysithea meant delivered by the gods, and you joked (inwardly you were very serious) that she was delivered to you and Sirius by the gods and was your “gift from Artemis” the moon goddess. All the while reassuring her that she was safe her and protected and that no one would ever hurt her again. Upon hearing this, Lysithea broke down into body shaking sobs and as you rocked her back and forth repeating the words that she was safe now and shes gonna be ok. 

Lysithea was tiny for her age. Sporting the signature Black family look of long dark black hair and silver grey eyes. She had numerous bruises and cuts and was so malnourished her cheeks were sunken in and hollow, but after she continuous treatment and care under you and Sirius she opened up. To help her recover faster, at your suggestion, you had her see a therapist for children to help her cope with the big changes in her life. And it paid off entirely as she began to open up and be more vulnerable around both you and Sirius.

You and Sirius made a vow to not treat her like an outsider and do everything in your guys power so that she is best acclimated to any environment she chooses to pursue. Be it staying with the wizarding community or going off to explore the muggle world. 

That being said, you enrolled her in the best muggle school money could offer as well as any muggle extracurricular activities that she might enjoy. Out of the many she tried, she really loved martial arts and gymnastics. Martial arts so she would never feel defenseless again, which James gave her some enchanted brace knuckles which could dent steal with a single punch and Sirius gave her some heavy duty nun-chucks which were also enchanted as well as a self defense bracelet that was enchanted with lots of protection charms because she was his first baby girl, and he’d be damned if anything happened to her. Never again. 

Both of you made it a point to show up to her martial arts meets or gymnastics meets every single time. If both of you couldn’t make it someone from your tribe (Lily, James, Remus, Dorcus, Regulus, Mckenna, Andromeda) would come in y’all’s place. Often times carrying over the top banners and signs to cheer her on loudly.

Now were their times when Lysithea felt insecure about not being able to do magic or depressed because she was a squib? Yes. But Sirius was quick to catch that and had a way with words in able to comfort her. 

As for Polaris, Leo, and Regulus they were the most overprotective big brothers ever. Polaris even got in trouble at Hogwarts for knocking the wind out of Delphini (Bellatrix and Rudolph’s not voldemorts) oldest daughter for calling her “ex” sister a filthy squib. And while the school reprimanded him, secretly you sent him a letter saying that you were proud that he stood up for his sister.

As for Leo and Regulus (your son Regulus, let’s call him Andy) from the moment she came to you guys they showered her with gifts. Stuffed animals, sweets, toys, hugs, and just pure genuine affection. Since they were closer in age they told each other lots of secrets, and always reassured her that she was loved so much.

Narcissa also secretly engaged with her too. Sending letters with muggle money tucked into the folds of birthday cards or small packages filled with treats or stuffed animals. It was her way of showing that she still secretly cared.

To Lysithea she was a lucky girl who has two loving parents and three lovable protective older brothers. 

[unclewileys-bahblog]

For the Despicable Me anon!

Enjoy the rest of your alter pack, kitten! <3 /p

Name: Belladonna, Beatrix, Gertrude

Titles: Belle Bottom, Donna Disco

Age: 29-35

Gender: Trans Woman, Musicgender,

Pronouns: Lyri/lyrics, Shy/hyr, Tune/tunes, Song/songs, She/her, Jazz/jazzes

Sexuality: Aroace

Species: Human

Ethnicity: African-American

Source: Minions: Rise of Gru, Despicable Me 4

Roles: ASPD holder, Confidence booster

CisIDs: Rude, Sassy, Immoral, Arrogant, Cold, Crude, Petty, Selfish, Egotistical, Extroverted, ASPD, Autism

TransIDS: TransBPD, TransAFAB, TransPurpleBlood, TransPurpleEyes, TransFaith (christian)

Paraphiles: Omarashi, Zoo, Maniaphilia, Transvestic Fetishism

Other Labels: N/A

Appearance: Dark skin, Brown eyes, Dark brown hair, Curly hair, Pierced ears, Tall, Slender

Aesthetic: Uh.. disco?

Pos Front Triggers: Let’s Groove, Play That Funky Music, Afternoon Delight, Stayin Alive

Neg Front Triggers: Someone’s tone being rude, Music being too loud

Faceclaims:

Name: Eleanor Penelope Karpov

Titles: Nun-Chuck, Sister

Age: 37

Gender: Cisgender female

Pronouns: Shy/hyr, They/them, She/her

Sexuality: Lesbian, Asexual

Species: Human

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Source: Despicable Me 4, Minions: Rise of Gru

Roles: Religious alter, Soother

CisIDs: Catholic, Spiritual, Religious, Black eyes, Evil, Ignorant, Sadistic, Mean, Loud

TransIDS: PermaInnocent, PermaCorrect (about literally everything), PermaPure, PermaVirgin, TransAngel

Paraphiles: Somnophilia, Autodacryphilia, Bibliophilia

Other Labels: N/A

Appearance:

Aesthetic:

Pos Front Triggers: Be Thou My Vision, Amazing Grace

Neg Front Triggers: Religion being disrespected

Faceclaims:

Name: Daniel, Rodney, Isaac, Jack, Joseph, Lonnie

Titles: Stronghold

Age: 29-37

Gender: Transmasc, Genderqueer, Clownbeing

Pronouns: He/him, They/them, It/it’s, Clown/clown’s, She/her, Honk/honk’s

Sexuality: Bisexual, Asexual

Species: Human

Ethnicity: Mixed

Source: Minions: The rise of Gru, Despicable Me 4

Roles: Confidence booster

CisIDs: Caucasian, Mexican, Korean, NPD, Autism, Anger issues, Rude, Mean, Antisocial, Introvert, Clumsy, Selfish, Greedy

TransIDS: TransLoved, TransZombie, TransHangingDeath, TransLoved

Paraphiles: Demonophilia, Cratolagnia, Masochist

Other Labels:

Appearance: Dark brown hair, Black eyes, Mustache, Tall, Muscular

Aesthetic: Umm.. Gym bro?

Pos Front Triggers: Enemy, Limbo

Neg Front Triggers: Sad music, Panic attacks

Faceclaims:

Here is the rest of them! We hope you enjoy, kitty! /p

Link to part one

- Mod Alyssa

[fallen-angelfish]

🌻 !!

yaeey ok so ive been meaning to finish my miinions/despicable mii au (basically an au that includes the members of miiblr but as despicable me characters just for funsies since i thought that making an au featuring my community would be kewl) and like. if we're talking abt the miinions au, then id think that the official miiblr mascots would deffo work perfectly as kevin stuart and bob. cuz like. kevin=squibbles, tootsie=bob and stuart=cupcake DO YOU SEE MY VISION?????? and i was thinking abt giving otto's role to older bro madie (shout out to you big bro ilysm/p) since like idk abt yall. but otto's personality fits perfectly with them!! (ohg ye this is @wii-no-ma im talking abt rn wheee) and THE VICISOUS SIX OHOHOHH IVE GOT A COUPLE IDEAS IN MIND. my buddy @faitherr has this one oc named "poptart" AND OMGGG while i was working on the au thinking of whos mii would be a perfect belle bottom., and the first one i thought of,, was poptart!! :D she also gave me sm funky vibes too!!/vpos,, sadly i didnt think abt whod be wild knuckles or stronghold buuut ive got @thiings-with-wings' mii, vern as nun-chuck, @box-the-box as svengence (did i spell that right?? oghh), and @four-raccoons-in-a-trenchcoat as jean clawed !! there wasnt rlly an in-depht reason as to why i chose the other 3 but :b and moving on to like. THE FIRST MINIONS MOVIE where like kevin stuart and bob find their evil master,, and like, need i say more about why @bluerangehearts' acha and darklord stan would be A PERFECT HERB AND SCARLET OVERKILL???? love me some oc x canon ships/vpos,, plus im just gonna say that the cpu miis are all the rest of the minions lol. MOVING ONTO THE DESPICABLE MII AU,, NO ONE OTHER THAN MR @miiblr HIMSELF SHOULD BE GRU!!! cuz think abt it. guy who created the lovely miiblr brand and his little miiblr mascots. THINK ABOUT IT. and vector,, ogh boy i was thinking abt isaacthemii being vector for fun until he showed us how much of a complete piece of shit he really was, so it just makes it much more deserved. bonus points that he literally gets sent to the moon at the end. now for the girls, this was a hard part. i wasnt completely sure whod be the girls,, but @domizaurr would work well as a margo,, as far as im looking at the mii pfp (IM SOOOOO SORRY @domizaurur I MEAN NO OFFENSE),,, plus this was extremelyyyy last minute but @cherriiblossomii would deffo be an agnes !! sadly no idea whod dr nefario, lucy, el macho or balthazar bratt be,, but yeahg!!

so yeah!! other than tryna make a life-sized wsr george cardboard cutout, ive been workimg on that!! im obv not done working on this au but its just a sneakpeak of one of my upcoming projects,,,/vpos!!! feel free to give me some ideas in the tags,,!!/nf obv its just that im the only one working on this but i must stay on that grind :*)

[tmntjester]

Who’s your favorite turtle and least favorite

I'd have to say my least favourite turtle is 1987 Leo, I love him, but good gods he needs to get a personality X3 I can thoroughly appreciate and respect his ability to be a leader that his brothers feel confident enough to follow with little to no question or push-back (I only remember 1 episode where his brothers said they didn't need Leo as a leader and thoroughly found the fuck out, lol) and he has episodes of growth and over-coming obstacles and fears, but at the end of the day, I swear that boy has the personality of a saltine. (With maybe some silly cheese on top cause he likes to make silly ass puns and jokes, lol)

I honestly don't feel like I can pick a favourite simply because I feel like every turtle has their very unique and individual qualities about them that I absolutely adore and appreciate, honestly I was struggling to figure out a least favourite turtle, too, hahahah, so I'm just gonna pick my favourites from each series (and it's gonna get a bit repetitive cause I'm a simple bitch with simple pleasures🥰)

1987: Michaelangelo: He was my favourite from the get-go, I've always admired his skills with his nun-chucks, his general demeanor and just how caring he is. I think my favourite parts are when someone genuinely pisses him off and shows that he knows his ninjistu and his weapon all too well and you really don't wanna fuck around and find out with him because of that. He's a sweet soul and while I think he's terrible with kids in the series is till think he's a got a very genuine and kind soul as he constantly tries to bring in animal companions and pets (and in one of the comic series during this time, it shows just how sensitive he is and all he wants is community, love, and understanding). I can relate to him on the level of indulgence in medias such as TV, music, etc. (As it is with all Mikey's of course) But I don't think I could ever match his love for pizza (I think only 2012 Mikey could genuinely compete 👀).

2003: Mikey: Now Mikey in this iteration really hits home for me simply because I was probably one of the most, if not, THE most annoying kid you could've come across and encountered in your entire life. I belive it's because of that I was not well-liked and was heavily bullied and, because of this, I felt an immediate kin-ship with Mikey and you can pull it from my cold, dead hands. I've later come to understand that the way his brothers (namely Raph) interacts with him is simply how they, as brothers, show their brotherhood/brotherly love..or something like that (I still don't quite get it, honestly) and because of that my ADHD and RSD go into overdrive everytime I see someone interacting (seemingly) negatively with him, it's almost like a punch in the gut, y'know? I think it's because of this, my love for him is pretty much solidified.

2012: Leonardo: Now this one was actually a bit of a surprise to me, I kept trying to think which one I genuinely liked between the four of them in the '12 vers. and I thought Mikey, but I just like his psychy, then I thought Raph, and yeah, he comes in at a close 2nd, but I think I more-so really like what his relationship with Mona brings out of him. But with Leonardo, his autistic ass has some of, if not, THE most personal growth and development among just about anyone in the '12 series to the point I was practically at the edge of my seat to see how he grew and developed as the show progressed. I never really thought I'd be this invested with any Leonardo, but even through a screen his leadership qualities permeate and make the viewer feel like they can do just about anything they set their mind, heart, and soul to because you get to see Leo struggle time and time again and still come out on top, he's not perfect by any means or lengths, but by the gods grace he's fuckin trying and I genuinely think that's why he's one of my favourite turtles.

(although I REALLY like future Raph in this series 👀✨️)

2018: Donatello: I honestly haven't finished rottmnt yet, I'm almost done with the first season and while I love them all and find leo in this vers. annoying as hell, I can still see his leadership qualities popping through even if he's not seated directly in the leadership position. Donatello, though, has little to no interest in being a leader and more so just looks to improve himself technologically-speaking, he's genuine in his self-expression, (and I swear to the gods I just love all the autistic/adhd bitches around here alright).

Thank you so much for asking, this was really fun to think about and try to put into words, my brain kinda goes a million miles a second sometimes and can be hard to keep up with and put onto paper(let alone verbal words, lol) but this was really enjoyable, thank you ^-^💖✨️

[theratking21]

Uroma

Aura: Green Power Name: Green Dragon Power Ability: The Green Dragon Nun chucks are a powerful weapons which was hand crafted by a smithy four hundred years ago, when he gave the person who desired these nun chucks they were used incorrectly and bloodshed was spilled. The Smithy was disappointed in this news and decided to take back what was his…The person refused to give the nun chucks back and even bragged about how these will give him credit and extreme power. The Black smith chuckles and smiles "Those nun chucks are powerful…but now I realize how stupid of me it was to hand it over…but that doesn't mean I will let you keep them." the blacksmith raised his hand and clenched his fist, causing the weapon to be drained of power! "Only the one worthy of the nun chucks will they be able to master its secrets and powers…for those who are not worthy shall be cursed to live a terrible life." The nun chucks slipped out of the mans hand and he could not pick it up again! Out of anger the man charged at the black smith…however he had slipped on a rock and bashed his head against the rocks. The Blacksmith took the nun chucks and walked away…never to be seen again. Years later the nun chucks were found by Uroma and the nun chucks chose him to be its user. Uroma has not gotten lore or has not been introduced yet so...I will edit this once i do ^^

[nonumbersrepeated]

"Q. Are you interested in chance music? A. No. I’m far too into my guitar to pack it up and twiddle knobs. --Eric Clapton, interviewed by Jann Wenner, Rolling Stone 1967 Hahaha! Dude, don’t you realize you can keep the guitar out and twiddle knobs at the same time? Just ask Keith Rowe…or, better yet, Bruce Russell. Rather than starting off as a Chuck Berry/Freddie King copyist (hey, those were different times), Bruce seems to have innately recognized his place in (post-punk) rock and roll as an electroacoustician, skipped the fingering exercises, and logically embraced the guitar as an accessory to his amplifier. (Not just any amplifier; a Concord, as immortalized on his 1993 Twisted Village album of the same name). That’s what I call progress. Indeed, when Bruce began cutting these “sides” in the early 90s he was essentially sui generis in New Zealand—with no noise scene to speak of he recruited other renegades from the then-prevailing Flying Nun indie rock corps, namely Alastair Galbraith & Peter Stapleton, to accompany him in his alchemical quest beyond the tedium of band rehearsal to rock-contextual free improvisation. He called it “free noise,” but his efforts should one day be recognized as New Zealand country music—the sparseness of the recordings, the high, lonesome sound via howling feedback, capture the remoteness of the South Island (which is practically at the bottom of the world) like little else. A decade and a half after he initiated A Handful of Dust and issued his one-voice-in-the–wilderness “What is Free?” manifesto, the Flying Nun bands are ancient history and the New Zealand noise scene is (reasonably) active. Like I said, progress." - Alan Licht, Brooklyn NY, May 2008 

[guest2621]

Remember my BBJC fanfic "The Convenient Store"? Here's their spacesuit design!

And here's each comment I had while drawing all of them

Rocket: I have 0 skills of drawing a rocket so I traced a rocket that I found online

And now for them:

Some of their design was based on their playlist desc

Jean: I based his looks from my fic "The Convenient Store"

Wild: I headcanon him as Chinese, but when I saw his concept art, he IS going to be one, concept art him liked Tai Chi, so I made him like Wushu as a replacement

Nun-chuck: She don't want to be creative, since her villain name was alr Nun-chuck I'll give her a Nun spacesuit

Belle: I don't want her head to look like a disco ball, so a disco ball tank would be neat, vaporwave was also inspired in her spacesuit. (Wild doesn't want Belle to put a crown on her head but he let her anyways because she promised Wild that if someone asked them if she was the leader, she would decline and say that it's him)

Magnus/Svengenace :His spikes won't puncture anything(when I was searching for inspiration, all I see was girl skates and skateboard...) Also I can't make him too spiky, I have trypophobia but with lines

Stronghold: I'm dying when I saw his playlist, his playlist is so full of himself 💀 I'm going to give him his original metal gamlets because I get nothing from him other than hot-headed and full of himself. (and sweet to people that he was VERY CLOSE with)

[ryzenshines]

.... New bat in town? R u gonna shoot the clown (justice for Robin 2!!!)? (please do)

Have u attempted to buy stuff with Mr Himbo's (polite) money before? Have u met Ms ivy before? Thoughts about the creepy nursery rhyme (the court of owls)? Old Man assassin thingy leader guy (Egyptian sun god's name with an extra 's. Creepy old man 1.)

To Eat the Rich or To Not eat the Rich?

[my personal new word of the day: icosidodecahedron/pentagonal gyrobirotunda.

Can be used as an insult, is a shape (funny & weird shape!), and is generally an uncommon word!

Example of an insult: "you look like a standing elongated icosidodecahedron/pentagonal gyrobirotunda"]

Woah there. Quite a yapper. I like you.

No I am not shooting the clown because I don't have the special privileges to use guns. But I'd like to smack the shit outta him with my nun-chucks.

Yes, I've attempted to buy stuff with the big guy's money. And somehow he didn't mind. I get that this motherfucker is damn rich but I did not expect him to let someone just buy something using his credit card just like that.

I have met Ivy before. She's chill. She taught me how to take care of plants and totally did not threatening me for not taking care of plants the right way. One of the most chillest Gotham rogue I've ever met. Just don't hurt plants or she'll hurt you.

No comment about the Court of Owls. Ra's an ass.

I would say Eat the Rich but pretty sure a lot of people already have. Because the rich in question is a damn whore.

Thank you for the new word. Gonna add it in my dictionary. You really need to teach me how to pronounce that thing before I twisted my tounge by attempting it.

[nikoldragonne12]

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Despicable Minions (DM AU) - Henry Wilde/Wild Knuckles info

Henry Wilde was born on 29th May 1902 to Ronan Wilde and Beatrix Wilde (nee Maier) when they were in China. 

His father belonged to an Irish villainous family - he himself was known under his alias "Knuckles";

His mother was a stay-at-home mother and a big support to young Henry;

Until 1912 Henry was learning martial art with his father - in 1912, the family moved to San Francisco;

When Henry was 13, his mother died and his father started neglecting his son - at the age of 18, Henry ran away and became a solo villain;

To show he's a better villain than his dad, he also chose an alias "Wild Knuckles" - he did it to show even his pseudonym represents who's better there;

Two years after Henry's escape, his father was killed during an argument with a different villain;

Some years passed and Wild Knuckles became one of the dreadest villains in history - during these years, he also received a status of a supervillain;

In 1925, Henry met Nora Berne, the only daughter of a café manager (Nora's father was actually a villain and one of Henry's idols when he was younger), for the first time and soon, he fell in love with her;

In 1926 they got married and on 2nd October 1927 their son Herbert "Herb" Wilde was born;

Herb wasn't physically fit and strong like his father, on the other hand he had a great brain and skills to create special inventions and gadgets;

Henry loved his son deeply, so it's not a big surprise he became melancholic when Herb got married and left the house - Henry still supported his son, even from afar;

Unfortunately the things didn't stay good - Nora fell in love with someone else and got into an argument with Henry, which ended up by her leaving her husband;

Eventually this person Nora fell in love with broke up with her, so she moved to live in a small house in Canada - during years, she was taking care of Herb & Scarlet's daughters Ruby (b. 1952) and Bianca (b. 1954);

Henry became very lonely, returning to his solo-villain life;

In 1951 Henry met a little orphaned girl named Anabelle who he adopted;

Important: Despite the time Henry and Belle were living in, Henry has never been a racist or a homophobe, so adopting a girl of a different skin color wasn't a problem for him;

At first, Belle was grateful and happy that she finally has someone who Likes her the way she is and doesn't judge her for being different - as we know, it didn't stay to the end;

Henry was constantly listening and then watching VPN and was always happy to hear every success of his son Herb and his daughter-in-law Scarlet;

After years, Belle started feeling jealous of Scarlet and was slowly more and more angry with Henry because he started overlook her own successes;

In 1971 Scarlet and Herb got out of prison and retired their villainous lifes - in this year, Henry stopped caring about them because he viewed their choice to leave villainy as a great disappointment; 

In 1972 Henry established Vicious 6 - the greatest villains in the world became members of this group:

Jean D'Aramitz alias "Jean Clawed";

Anahera Ioane alias "Sister Anahera" alias "Nun-Chuck"

Lorens Bergman alias "Svengeance"

Aarón Carmona alias "Stronghold"

Henry's adoptive daughter Anabelle Wilde, known under her two aliases "Belle Bottom" and "Donna Disco";

And Henry himself, still under his alias "Wild Knuckles";

I'll take this part short because you can with the movie:

In December 1975, Wild Knuckles and his group stole the map and then a Zodiac Stone from China - however, Belle, filled with rage she held for a long time, and the rest of the gang betrayed Henry and cut the rope to kill him;

There, I'll add the reason why Henry survived because it wasn't described in the original. In my AU, female minions were hiding in China between 1970 and 1977 and they were those who rescued Henry (they did it so quickly that he didn't see them - he only knew there were small creatures that saved him);

In January 1976 the main plot of the movie happened - the Chinese New Year part happens between 31st January and 1st February 1976 and the epilogue happens on 3rd March 1976;

After the epilogue, Henry and Nefario started working by Gru's side (with male minions, of course) - the two of them served both as henchmen, as well as grandfather/father roles;

In 1989, when Henry's old house was finally rebuilt, Gru, his mother, Nefario and the Minions moved to San Francisco and started living there;

Gru's mother eventually moved out and built her own house - due to it, Gru was able to trust in his abilities and powers more;

Now an information from wiki (changed in some ways): On 10th December 1995, Henry died of old age. His life wasn't the easiest but he had died near his new family that stayed by his side until the end.

Because of the separation from his biological family, he had never heard of his great-grandchildren Tom and Lucy Wilde, as well as of his great-great-granddaughter Amber Wilde-Fournier.

He also died a year before Nora, Herb, Scarlet, Bianca and Bianca's husband Eliot and nearly four years before Amber's birth.

Some other facts:

Henry had ginger hair before it turned white - from him comes a ginger gene that eventually showed up on Lucy, Tom and Amber;

Lucy & Tom's hair are also affected by their father's hair because Eliot was pure ginger-hair and his wife Bianca, despite having dark brown hair (almost black; dyed blonde), she also held the ginger gene;

Henry's brown eyes also affected one of Bianca's eyes that was green with brown touch (she had a partial, almost unnoticeable heterochromia);

Henry was quartlingual and spoke English, Irish, German and Chinese;

He also had a great knowledge of history and mythology, especially of Ireland and China;

Henry has never been a racist or a homophobe and his view wasn't common during times he was younger - his reason for it was that he himself was judging the others by their abilities and powers, not by their appearance or feelings;

Belle has never called him "dad" - it was always "Henry" or "Hank" (the second option wasn't his favorite one);

The reasons why Henry wasn't looking for his family after he joined Gru were 1) he was still mad at Nora, 2) he wasn't sure his son would greet him with opened arms and 3) he didn't even know where they are;

[cagemasterfantasy]

Monk

Hp: 1d8 per monk level Hp at 1st level: 8 + your Constitution modifier Hp at higher levels: 1d8 + your Constitution modifier per monk level after 1st.

Proficiencies:

Armor: None

Weapons: Simple weapons and Shortswords

Tools: Choose 1 type of Artisan's tools or 1 musical instrument

Saving throws: Strength and Dexterity

Skills: Choose 2 from Acrobatics (Dexterity), Athletics (Strength), History (Intelligence), Insight (Wisdom), Religion (Intelligence) and Stealth (Dexterity).

Equipment: You start with the following equipment in addition to the equipment granted by your background:

1 (A) a shortsword or (B) any simple weapon

2 (A) A dungeoneer's pack or (B) an explorer's pack

3 10 darts

Unarmored Defense: Beginning at 1st level while you are wearing no armor and not wielding a shield you AC equals 10 + you Dexterity modifier + your Wisdom modifier.

Martial arts: At 1st level your practice of martial arts grants you mastery of combat styles that use unarmed strikes and monk weapons that don't have the 2 handed or heavy property. You gain the following benefits while you are unarmed or wielding only monk weapons and you aren't wearing armor or wielding a shield:

You can use Dexterity instead of Strength for the attack and damage rolls of your unarmed strikes and monk weapons.

You can roll a d4 in place of the normal damage of your unarmed strikes or monk weapons. This die changes to a d6 at level 5 a d8 at level 11 and a d10 at level 17.

When you use the attack action with an unarmed strike or a monk weapon on your turn you can make one unarmed strike as a bonus action. For example if you take the attack action and attack with a quarterstaff you can also make an unarmed strike as a bonus action assuming you haven't already taken a bonus action this turn.

Certain monasteries use specialized forms of the monk weapons. For example you might use a club that is 2 lengths of wood connected by a short chain (Called a nunchaku I know a lot of people call it a Nun chuck but its real name is Nunchaku) or a sickle with a shorter straighter blade (called a Kama).

Ki: Starting at 2nd level your training allows you to harness the mystic energy of Ki. Your access to this energy is represented by a number of Ki points. Your monk level determines the number of points you have its basically it goes up by 1 for each monk level at level 20 you have 20 ki points got it? When you spend a Ki point it is unavailable until you finish a short or long rest at the end of which you draw all of your expended ki back into yourself. You must spend at least 30 minutes of the rest meditating to regain your ki points. Some of your Ki features require your target to make a saving throw to resist the feature's effects. The saving throw is 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Wisdom modifier.

Flurry of Blows: Immediately after you take the Attack action on your turn you can spend 1 ki point to make 2 unarmed strikes as a bonus action.

Patient Defense: you can spend 1 Ki point to take the Dodge action as a bonus action on your turn.

Step of the Wind: You can spend 1 ki point to take the Disengage or Dash action as a bonus action on your turn and your jump distance is doubled for the turn.

Unarmored Movement: Starting at 2nd level your speed increases by 10 feet while you are not wearing armor or wielding a shield it becomes +15 feet at 6th level +20 feet at 10th level +25 feet at 14th level and +30 feet at 18th level. Also at 9th level you gain the ability to move along vertical surfaces and across liquids on your turn without falling during the move but only if your remaining movement would allow you to climb it.

Monastic Tradition: When you reach 3rd level you commit yourself to a monastic tradition: the way of the Open Hands the Way of Shadow or the way of the Four Elements all detailed in later posts.

Deflect Missiles: Starting at 3rd level you can use your reaction to deflect or catch the missile when you are hit by a ranged weapon attack. When you do so the damage you take from the attack is reduced by 1d10 + your Dexterity modifier + your monk level. If you reduce the damage to 0 you can catch the missile if it is small enough for you to hold in one hand and you have at least one hand free. If you catch a missile in this way you can spend 1 ki point to make a ranged attack with the weapon or piece of ammunition you just caught, as part of the same reaction. You make this attack with proficiency regardless of your weapon proficiencies and the missile counts as a monk weapon for the attack which has a normal range of 20 feet and a long range of 60 feet.

Ability Score Improvement: When you reach 4th level and again at 8th, 12th, 16th, and 19th level, you can increase 1 ability score of your choice by 2 or you can increase 2 ability scores of your choice by 1. As normal you can't increase an ability score above 20 using this feature.

Slow Fall: Beginning at 4th level you can use your reaction when you fall to reduce any falling damage you take by an amount equal to 5 times your monk level.

Extra Attack: Beginning at 5th level you can attack twice instead of once whenever you take the attack action on your turn.

Stunning Strike: Starting at 5th level you can interfere with the flow of Ki in an opponent's body. When you hit another creature with a melee weapon attack you can spend 1 ki point to attempt a stunning strike. The target must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or be stunned until the end of your next turn.

Ki-Empowered Strikes: Starting at 6th level your unarmed strikes count as magical for the purpose of overcoming resistance and immunity to nonmagical attacks and damage.

Evasion: At 7th level your instinctive agility lets you dodge out of the way of certain area effects such as a blue dragon's lightning breath or the spell Fireball. When you are subjected to an effect that allows you to make a Dexterity saving throw to take only half damage you instead take no damage if you succeed and only half damage if you fail.

Stillness of Mind: Starting at 7th level you can use your action to end one effect on yourself that is causing you to be charmed or frightened.

Purity of Body: At 10th level your mastery of the Ki flowing through you makes you immune to disease and poison.

Tongue of the sun and moon: Starting at 13th level you learn to touch the Ki of other minds so that you understand all spoken languages. Moreover any creature that can understand at least 1 language can understand what you say.

Diamond Soul: Starting at 14th level your mastery of Ki grants you proficiency in all saving throws. Additionally whenever you make a saving throw you can spend 1 ki point to reroll it and take the second result.

Timeless Body: At 15th level your ki sustains you so that you suffer none of the frailty of Old Age and you can't be aged magically. You can still die of old age however. In addition you no longer need food or water.

Empty body: Beginning at 18th level you can use your action to spend 4 ki points to become invisible for 1 minute. During that time you have to all damage except Force damage. Additionally you can spend 8 ki points to cast the spell Astral Projection without needing material components. When you do so you can't take any other creatures with you.

Perfect Self: At 20th level when you roll for initiative and have no Ki points remaining you regain 4 Ki points.

Source: Players handbook

[imababblekat]

Under The Full Moon

Anon Request," Oh boy do i have a mikey request, so basically reader is being chased down by some people that are aafter them for being a werewolf (reader did nothing except be a werewolf) They are forced to go into hiding after mikey saves them and brings them down. Fast forward a couple months, mikey has a crush on reader at this point. They constantly argue with leo, and after a particularly bad argument they run off and hide, mikey finds them and confessions happen, they kiss and boom!"

~xXx~

The rain pelted down on Mikey’s shell; in any other circumstance, he’d revel in the feeling of the cold water against his pebbled skin, but not tonight. Not when he was in a heated rush to find you. The last image of you still projected freshly in his mind, eyes usually shinning so beautifully, filled with a searing rage and glistening with tears ready to spill. Poor Mikey couldn’t get a word out before you booked it out of the lair, Raphael immediately berating into Leonardo behind him. Mikey wasn’t sure what all had been hashed out between you and his eldest brother, but whatever it was, was certainly your final straw.

Mikey wanted nothing more then to join Raphael in getting on Leo’s case, but with you making a run to who knows where, all the youngest could do was shoot the turtle in blue the most displeased glare he’d ever received from the usually cheery turtle. It had definitely left a mark on Leonardo, the leader faltering on his words as Mikey made to quickly leave after you. Thankfully, Mikey knew Raph had his shell, the later quick to step in front of Leo to prevent him from stopping Mikey’s leave, continuing to give Leonardo an ear full.

Slipping on the wet roof of a building he’d jumped from, Mikey cursed as he came into hard contact with the dirty alley way floor. Thank goodness for his hard shell breaking the impact from being much worse, as Mikey to a moment to collect himself, something glimmering from the headlights of a passing car caught his eye. He felt his heart stop, seeing the beads to your favorite bracelet scattered on the pavement, clothes you’d been wearing that evening torn to shreds in a pile around him.

Was it really the next full moon already? Mikey felt himself become even more worried if that was possible, quickly scooping up the beads into one large hand and stuffing them into his pocket, eyes darting up to just make out the very round moon behind passing storm clouds.

The sudden sounds of loud barking alerted Mikey, something inside him telling him to follow the sounds. It didn’t take long to find where they were coming from, the brisk ninja turtle diving into an abandoned parking garage, narrowing in on the echoing sounds of stray dogs, and something more primal and low. With a gut wrench feeling about the later sound, he picked up his pace, coming into the lower basement floor to find a small of stray dogs barking ferociously at a large, huddled figure in the corner. Taking out his phone to turn on the flash light, the gleam of insanely large canine teeth and deathly glowing eyes shown back on him.

It was you, in full wolf form, no doubt still in pain from transformation and on high edge no thanks to the stray dogs who barked relentlessly against you.

“Hey! Scram!”, Mikey yelled, running off the stray dogs caught by complete surprise to the mutant turtle swinging nun-chucks in such a way to scare them off even further.

Once he was sure the dogs had fled the parking garage, tails tucked between their legs, only then did Mikey turn his attention to you.

“Hey angel cakes, it’s me, Mikey. I’m not gonna hurt ya, promise.”, he spoke calmly, hands lowered and in a crouched position to seem harmless.

It took a moment for you to recognize him, but once you had, light whimpers bubbled up from your throat, a hoarse call of his name echoing off the concrete walls.

“What are you doing here? I. . .I don’t want to hurt you.”, you lowly cried, backing yourself up further against the wall, but this time for Mikey’s safety and not your own.

“You could never hurt me.”, Mikey gently reassured, reaching out a hand but retracted when you pushed your self further away.

The action put a pit in his heart, but he knew not to push you. God, he would never even dream of doing something like that to you. As for you, a different type of pit found it’s way within you, one carved by anger and despair. Leonardo's words blaring in your mind that had sent you into the shadows you hid in now.

“You sure? Leonardo seems to think otherwise.”

Mikey frowned deeper, the bitterness in your tone seeping through his very scales. What exactly had his brother said to you? He knew that you both would get into arguments, but what occurred between you two for him to even imply such a thing? The turtle in orange had to take a deep breath, releasing slowly and unclenching his fists. You need him right now, and him getting pent up would not help either of you.

Mikey sat on the cold pavement across from you, his beautiful blue eyes filling with a softness only ever for you.

“Well, Leo’s got a yard long stick up his ass when it comes to being over protective of us.”

That made you chuckle lightly, the sound causing a fluttering in Mikey as he smiled successfully. Even if it was just a small laugh, it was still a step in the right direction.

“Come on, baby cakes. You know just as well as I do that you could never hurt any of us.”, Mikey spoke again with a smile this time.

You huffed, fur billowing in the light breath on your shoulder.

“I know, I just. . .what if I do? Even if on accident? I could never. . .”, you trailed off, eyes dulling as you peered down to the fade white line of the parking spot you sat in.

You were a monster, the world made sure that you would always know that. Memories of being chased and hunted down simply for existing. Always being shouted at vulgarly, treated as though a simple howl from you would tear the world in two.

“Then I would forgive you.”

Your head shut up, ears propping straight and golden eyes staring in disbelief at Michelangelo’s words. Yet, the soft smile he bore, baby blue eyes showing nothing but genuine honesty, reassured(?) you he meant it through and through. His unwavering kindness brought up newer, nicer memories over the ones that plagued your mind only minutes ago. Memories of when you first met the band of brothers, who had saved your life when you were moments away from giving up and letting the hunters win their game against you. You were in such a dark place, bearing sharp teeth even at your mutant saviors who no doubt had felt just as much as outsiders their whole life as you had. It was Mikey’s kindness, his bright sun lit friendliness that showed you a brighter side to life. Not once had that changed over the time you spent with him and his brothers, the two of you only growing closer and fonder of each other.

Hesitantly, you lifted a strong paw out towards the ninja turtle, the later warmly taking your furred hand into his scaly one, before gentle lips lowered to press against your bulky knuckles. It took all of your strength to not burst into tears in that moment, instead opting to pull Mikey, who’d otherwise would be like moving a boulder but was more like a feather with your strength, into a tight hug. The choked sob that threatened to spill past your maul had Mikey’s heart shattering, his arms wasting no time in coming up to wrap around your large form, deeply inhaling the forestry smell of your soft fur.

“Thank you, Mikey. Thank you.”, you softly cried out, snout digging into the space between his neck and shell.

Mikey rubs soothing circles into your back, turning enough to plant another small kiss to your head.

“No need, angelcakes. You know I’ll always be here for you.”

And he was right, you knew that, felt it, and you swore to yourself that you would be there for him always too.

~xXx~

[stuff-of-legends]

JAK IN THE PAST AU-

What would Sig and the others be like if they lived back in the Precursors legacy?

You could still do Spargus, the Brink and Kras City in sandover's time. They just be more low tech and kid friendly. Although Jak growing up might've been inevitable. So you'd introduce more mature themes along the way.

For example, Spargus and Haven are two warring cities in the wasteland that Jak has to navigate between. Praxis runs the Marauders while Damas runs Spargus.

The Brink is a place Jak visits in order to find his uncle who went missing. He gets wrapped up in Phoniex's revolution against Duke Skyheed.

Veger is a charismatic preacher who works for a rogue Precursor who wants to enslave elfkind for the greater good.

Rayn hires Jak to compete in the combat racing championship. He agrees because he wants to take down Mizo but doesn't realize Rayn is just as bad till the last act.

The metal heads could just be invading aliens. They come through the rift and Jak has to stop them. Instead of time travel, you could have them be from another dimension

You could still do the Dark Jak mode but it would be more of a curse Jak is inflicted with. Sorta like the Werehog from Sonic Unleashed. Maybe thats tied to Gol and Maia's return? It doesn't have to be but it could be. :wink:

The Damas plot twist is still doable but you'd have to set up why AU Jak left Spargus in the first place. Does he know who his birth parents are?

Time Travel is an option but I'd avoid it. It's more of a way to introduce the GTA angle so it's not a necessity. But I could change my mind. :wink:

Taryn is a kid detective who recruits Jak to solve a mystery. She's mysterious and more cerebral so Jak is flustered by her.

Erol is a spoiled rich kid who wants to make a name for himself. He's a recurring rival trying to overshadow Jak's reputation.

Jak is meant to be more of a player surrogate in TPL. So there's alot of freedom in where you could take him in a TPL AU.

Jak probably fights with a staff as a reference to Lost Frontier. But a hammer, nun-chucks, bow and arrow, a sword and shield and other weapons are fair game. I'm more into hack and slash than 3rd person shooters so it's a preference.

I wanted to use the sword design the guy in the middle has.

This AU is more fantasy than sci-fi but it's there. ;)

I feel like I wrote a Crisis Core-esque arc. This Jak is more like Zack Fair- an idealist struggling to make his ideals a reality.