#nu pogodi zayats

[kvasskingg-sez-booyah]

Shout out to androgynous Slavic rabbits fr fr

[typhoid-mary-64]

31/01/24

The gay Hare (Заяц) and the gayer Wolf (Волк) from 'Nu, pogodi!' (Ну, погоди!).

For this drawing, its idea came to me as mind-blowing insight: "What if old soviet cartoon, but horny???". You see, my genius truly is something to behold 😎😎😎

No but seriously, they are super cute together and I couldn't resist lol

[isitfurbait]

Zayats and Volk

The most heterosexual furry m/m couple (much like my father, they are not beating the fruity allegations). While I've already reviewed Volk, about like 5 years ago. I'm going to amend my statement about them being propaganda, as I feel they're more a product of passion than state sponsored good times. I don't know what else to say except there's no heterosexual explanation to this relationship, honestly.

[sexyballoffluffy]

My little happy corner 😽🫶

[boba-foxy]

Kidcore Hare stimboard by me!!

(Credits to all gif owners)

🐰🌈

[lunakittyfox]

He’s at it again with chasing the rabbit.

These two are from an iconic Soviet cartoon called Nu Pogodi (translated to Well, Just you Wait”). It’s a lot like Tom And Jerry but it has a wolf and a hate and there’s more adult humor.

I first came across it when the “Eastern European Childhood” thing was becoming popular on Tik Tok

[dobescrusher2]

A cute seasonal postcard that went out to one of my patrons

[umnitsa]

The Wolf and the Hare

Wow, first fic in 20 years and I really hope you like it! <3 Because it may turn into a series xD

Summary: Sometimes, Alexei is quiet.

A/N: IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE BIG, STRONG, BURLY MEN CAPABLE OF IMMENSE VIOLENCE SHOWING SOFTNESS. So, yeah. Also: I LOVE Nu Pogodi <3 If you like, feel free to leave me asks and messages.

Pairing: Alexei x afab!Reader (I really tried to make it gender neutral, but I don't really think I achieved it, sadly)

CW: Immobilization, smothering, HUGS, sex. Minors, please go away <3

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You knew Alexei had spent some time in prison, but nothing had prepared you for how touch-starved he was. He always had a hand on your skin, holding your hand, touching your shoulder, resting his big hand on your knee whenever he was with you (it wasn't that often, sadly).

You got used to his warmth, to his loud and obnoxious presence.

But sometimes, he laid in bed quietly, resting his head on your chest, hugging you as a pillow, pressing his face against your skin as you played with his hair and traced the tattoos on his shoulders with your fingertips.

Today was one of these days.

Alexei sighed softly under your attention, pressing his whole face against your skin. You could feel his warm breath slowly tickling you, his hands sliding and squeezing your flesh. He was so big it seemed he was everywhere. You raised a leg, wrapping it around his midsection.

“Zayats…” He hummed, muffled by your skin. “This feels so good I forget who I am. You're so warm, so soft. So beautiful.” His hand moved to pet your leg, gently sliding up your thigh and squeezing your ass.

You liked the nickname. Hare. It came from an old soviet cartoon; you even watched the episodes together on YouTube, laughter shaking his body as the Hare foiled every single Wolf's plan to capture it.

The nickname talked more about how he saw himself than how he saw you; if you're the Hare, he's the Wolf. The Hare was intelligent, sweet, a positive, gentle hero (or heroine, no one was really sure). The Wolf…. The Wolf was a hooligan. Unruly, eagerly turning to vandalism, breaking laws, and violence, he strutted on the streets, cigarette dangling from his snout. Despite his talents and best efforts, the Wolf failed to catch (and eat) the Hare, ending every episode with a threatening howl. ‘Well, just you wait!’ the character screamed.

The first time you watched the cartoon, he gently touched your laptop's screen over the Wolf, telling you he used to wear bell bottoms and smoke a long, long time ago.

You didn't have the heart to tell him you thought the Wolf was adorable, with his long hair and protruding belly. Capable of immense, glorious feats, he allowed himself to wallow in his basic desires, just like Alexei.

“What are you thinking?” You heard him ask and looked down to find his blue eyes directed at you, his chin still touching your chest.

“Volk,” you said softly, playing with his long hair, then scratching his beard. He chuckled low, his body shaking softly. “I want to see you dressed like a sailor, just like the Wolf. Some day.”

Alexei laughed, muffling his laughter on your skin, creating a trail of kisses as he moved to change positions. You thought he would turn over, pull you over him and crush you against his chest, as he often did, but he buried his face in your neck, kissing, licking, and nipping. His fingers played with your nipple gently.

“Well, Zayats, just you wait.” He growled into your ear; it made you shiver, eyes fluttering close. He moved, parting your legs and positioning himself between them, taking a brief moment to ensure you were wet enough to receive him.

Alexei would usually take sometime to prepare you, but when he looked up, into your eyes, you could see his need. He couldn't wait. You didn’t feel you could wait either.

But he was gentle, teasing you with the tip of his cock, before pressing into you. It felt like he would split you in half for a brief moment. He kissed you, gently rocking against your body until his cock completely entered you.

Alexei looked into your eyes as he waited for you to be more comfortable, while petting your hair. You sighed, and he placed some of the weight of his body over you, smothering you in a hug.

He moved slowly, alternating between kissing you and looking you into your eyes. It was if the world had melted, and only you two existed. You wanted him to move faster, but you couldn’t move, you couldn’t spur Alexei, so you whined, looking at him with big, pleading eyes.

“Now, now…” He shushed you softly, nuzzling your cheek. One of his hands moved against your hair, the other held your hips in place. “Patience, my little Hare.”

Alexei looked at you with the most adoring expression; he didn’t change the rhythm, just waited patiently until the sensation mounted and you started moaning, bucking against him. He just kept watching your face, eyebrows raised in expectation, waiting for the dam of your orgasm to break. You gasped, as if all the air came out of your lungs at once.

It didn’t take much after that. You came, immobilized under his body, grabbing his arms and shoulders, your nails on his skin. Alexei came just from watching you unravel, then moved to lay on his back, pulling you half on top of him.

You kissed his chest, now your turn to look up adoringly.

“You’re better than the Wolf in the cartoon, Alexei.” You whispered, as you kissed his chest gently.

“Hm? How so?” He looked down, placing a hand behind his head.

“You caught your Hare.”

“Damn right.” His laughter echoed through your apartment, and everything went back to normal.

[hydnes]

the wolf in nu pogodi has aspects of him that are very real but i cannot help but root for zayats nonetheless. every episode i want to see zayats kick his ass

[mseirtaku]

Zayats and Volk are the most adorable frenemies I've seen in a cartoon 🤍

[kvasskingg-sez-booyah]

Rabbit transformation gone wrong! *GONE SOVIET!!*

I dunno man. Why did I make this?

[nopanamaman]

nu pogodi x arknights

[nightolmaster]

Volk and Zayats at the Sunset Sidewalk! Another remake of my old drawing from 2017.

[coba-linda]

I love this series and these two.

[stinkek]

Я успешно выпросила на speedrun.com, чтобы туда добавили игру Ну, погоди! Выпуск 4. Догонялки. Из скриншота игры я вырезала статуэтку Зайца и сделала серебряный и бронзовый варианты. Это вместо стандартных иконок для первых трёх мест. Обрезка грубая, но на иконках на сайте эт��го не заметно.

[valkiriforce]

Got this in the mail the other day!