#now transcribed

[my-big-fat-aesthetic-blog]

We’re Fat … posted by Nikki Garza

[freakartack]

Waretober #11-12: Toy or Prezzie

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I'm pausing alerts.

Tubbo: [In the video, reading Phil's message] "Invite the old Egg admins so we can harass them." Phil– alright, I'll send out the emote.

Phil: So, if you d- if you didn't catch that, I recommended– 'cuz he's wanting people to play on the server– I recommended inviting the old Egg admins onto [Tubbo's] server, and then allowing the creators who used to work with them on QSMP– me, and Toby– to just log on and just fck with them. I th- I think that's pretty solid! [Replays the clip in the background] I think that's pretty solid. You know? They had- they had- they had the- the shoe on their foot for a while, it's now our turn. [Laughs]

Tubbo: [In the video] Alright, I can do it.

Phil: I just think that would be very funny. Give me OP!

Tubbo: [In the video, reading Phil's message] "I'd love to fck with them like they did to us."

Phil: Yup. Give me OP! Just- just give me OP, and amazing- amazing time- times will happen. It's uh- here we go– [Laughs] Chat, you gotta admit, you gotta admit, that is a pretty funny idea. Like, they're just vibing and just trying to have a good time, and then somebody logs on– "Oh, who's that? I wonder who that is."

Phil: [Reading Ama's message in chat] "That's cheating" it's not cheating, it's funny. It's very funny. You had- YOU HAD OP! HOLD ON- hold on– Ama, you had OP, you're not s- you're not really proposing that this is cheating, are you? That I– Are we just forgetting all the dragon magic moments? Jesus Christ. [Laughs]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Wear Headphones :]

Transcript:

Mmh- I... Oh wow. Ahgh! Mmph! I'm gonna GET SILLY. ALL OVER.

Ah-ghg. *exhale* Fuh-fuck. Heh-heh... I got too silly.

End Transcription

*coughs* this was actually going to be a comic but I Don't Have Time For All That. So if you want to see the incomprehensible version its below *coughs*

And heres v1 staring at fuckin nothin if you want it for some reason??

Since this is a lot of clips here is the audio source dumping ground (not in order)

Clip 1

Clip 2

Clip 3

[agni-ashes]

i’m. im going insane over this.

transcript under the cut!

martyn: "i talk about my fears to- so that i can face them! well, get rid of them at least"

jimmy: "you're gonna have to face it now! *laughs*

martyn: "well i'll tell you now, what i'll do, is once your build exceeds this build by one block in terms of height, i will come and slaughter you and push you down to third life and then, we'll just stop proceedings"

jimmy: "we're on- we're on new life. i don't- that was two years ago, martyn! get over it, it was two years ago! third life was two years ago!"

martyn: "... third life never ended for me."

[beemo-clippin]

A compilation of Etho reacting to his 2011 1k subscriber special.

Clipped from the 1 million sub special, "Etho Plays Minecraft - Episode 283: 1 Million!" (starting at 28:40)

Feedback:

This was my first time doing captioning so please do let me know if there’s anything that can be improved! Even if it’s style-wize bc I’m bad at that stuff.

And as always, let me know if I can improve my video descriptions or transcriptions :)

Video description and transcription below cut:

Video description:

Etho's first-person POV in his 2011 Minecraft Let's Play world. It is night and Etho is on a beach as he introduces the video as well as a celebratory tree sapling placed near the water. The video is a screen recording, and 2013 Etho commentates over it, but is unseen.

———

Cut to a new clip in the same setting. It is nighttime and Etho places a torch on a path of dirt blocks, lighting the area. The dirt blocks connect to the top of the tree, now grown, with a mob trap on top (a pressure plate surrounded by 4 doors). Etho walks through the trap and down some dirt steps. He walks around the dim-lit beach as older Etho laughs at him.

———

Cut to a new clip in the same setting. It is day now and Etho is on top of the tree, trying to lead a creeper into the mob trap. He breaks the door closest to the creeper, the creeper jumps and Etho backs away. The creeper explodes, bringing Etho to three and a half hearts, and destroying the top of the tree. As older Etho reacts in amusement, young Etho looks at the tree in shock, opens his inventory, drops a dirt block, and jumps down to the beach. A zombie floats in the water, and Etho tries to attack it with his sword, but is killed by the zombie.

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Cut to a new clip in the same setting. It is day and Etho stands on the beach looking at the tree. The leaves have been reconstructed with wool and the entire thing is on fire. Etho jumps around as he watches the wool burn away. A piece of TNT is revealed in the center of the tree, and when lit by the fire, it explodes in a flurry of white and black particles, taking a chunk of the beach with it. Etho walks over and looks down at the destruction as older Etho pauses the video in amusement.

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Transcription:

Young Etho: Hello everyone. Etho here again with episode nine of our Let's Play minecraft adventures

Etho: Ah, the voice is so different

Young Etho: And uh, before we can do anything this episode... I noticed, I just passed one thousand subscribers on YouTube

Etho: Oh, don't rub your nose

Young Etho: A thousand!

Etho: Woww

Young Etho: I'm blown away

Etho: Me too!

Young Etho: Over a thousand people willingly choose to watch me do crazy, stupid stuff in this game

Etho: *chuckles*

Young Etho: And I think that is just awesome

Etho: I don't know how you did it

Young Etho: So thanks to everybody who's- who is subscribing. And uh, please continue watching. We'll have lots of fun together.

Etho: Mhmm

Young Etho: And, uh, to celebrate the event, I planted this tree

Etho: *laughs*

Young Etho: to commoderate [commemorate] it

Etho: Alright

Young Etho: And...

Etho: Here it comes

Young Etho: It's gonna be a great tree ^-^

Etho: *laughs loudly* Needed a long pause there for emphasis

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Etho: Yes! And a torch, he placed a torch! *laughs* I love how it's pitch black and you can't see anything.

Young Etho: Okay. So this is where the guest of honor's gonna sit.

Etho: And you've got an inventory full of torches and you're not using them. *laughs*

Young Etho: I really wish we got a better tree out of this, but whatever

Etho: I wish we could see

———

Etho: *laughs loudly* Aww special ruined. I- I was so, so sad. I didn't know what to do. What do I do now?

I- I'm not talking at all. It's just like... I failed. I failed. *laughs*

———

Young Etho: Awesome!!!

Etho: *laughs* Having the time of my life here. And a piece of TNT goes off. *laughs* And that was my special

Young Etho: Party's over, time to clean up

Etho: Aww, so good. *laughs* So good. How things have changed!

———

[irrealisms]

iirc i said this in a tag but. vitalasy facecam stream is so so important to me bc he smiles so much. so often yesterday when there was a silence and zam got nervous, or when i couldn't read his tone of voice, vitalasy would just have a huge grin on his face and be ... visibly happy? both in this stream and his last stream with facecam he talked about how his face hurt from smiling too much and it's . yeah! yeah. he's happy ;u;

[lovecolibri]

"I- I've been walking around since leaving you in Gavriel, holding my breath, hoping I could correct the mistake of not telling you that the feeling I was understanding but didn't quite have a word for yet- I should have told you then.

You say everything we have we owe to the Citadel. I agree. But. I think there's something inside that, that makes it feel like it is up to the discretion of a glass tower to take it all away and call it back. But of the things I know now and the things that I feel, nothing can take you from me. Can take this feeling from me.

I love you. And GOD if we die here, I'll be so fucking mad. Because I've never felt like this before. And I'm so happy to know you."

OH AABRIA CAME BACK SWINGING!

[jimmyclueless]

in honor of more posts on my dash being filtered than usual

[transcript⬇️]

A clip of Slimecicle from 'a completely normal slimecicle stream'.

he is sat at his desk with a variety of slime and slimestory stuffed animals decorating the background. There is a door behind him and a sword leaning against it . he is wearing black headphones, sat in a black office chair, and there is a mic visible at the bottom of his camera.

Slimecicle has short brown hair, pale skin, an off-white shirt, and glasses.

slimecicle:

[he is moving his hands around to accentuate his words as he speaks] This is gonna be the craziest, goopiest, gunkiest stream. [he pauses and changes to a slightly more dramatic tone] But first. [he sighs]

First... I have to talk.... about the drama.

Now, recently, recently there's been a lot of drama. Okay. There's been a lot of things being said, a lot of stuff being posted, a lot of words being typed, alright? And i- i want you guys to know, besides the stuff that's true? None of it is. Ok? Absolutely none of it. And if it- if it reflects on my character in perhaps a bad way or unfavourable, then it's false. But if its a good-if its a good thing, or a Sexy image, then that is true, ok?

I just want you to know that I'm deeply sorry- for what i didn't- for what i did- maybe do. Unless i didn't. And I'm gonna try and cry now. [he takes a number of shallow breaths and stares with slightly squinted eyes and an open mouth as he tries to cry]

I don't know if i have enough water- hang on. I'm gonna try and cry. [he takes a swig from his water bottle] 'Cuz a lot of stuff has happened, and a lot of things have been said, and a lot of things haven't been said that are true. [His voice is slightly wavery as he continues to try to cry] Ok, because the truth is right behind you, you just don't- you're just not seeing it, 'cuz its right there- and I'm gonna cry. [he takes a breath]

And guys remember, if we hit that sub goal, if we hit that sub goal, i will be making that seperate Sex account that ive been talking to everyone about- if you wanna, if you wanna get in on that, that's just gonna be that tier- that secret tier five sub will unlock that secret sex account, I'm gonna keep trying to cry- [he stares and breathes for a moment]

And i hope you guys accept that ive changed as a person a lot, except for the parts that will always stay the same. And that won't develop. And that there's nothing wrong with me. [he squints, leaning towards the camera, and his mouth is slightly open; he starts making weak croaking sounds as he fails to cry. after a few seconds of the sound he leans back and acts normal. ]

Ok guys, alright alright, that's enough of the drama, let's get- let's get into the really, really, really- [the clip ends]

[ananinidraws]

At what point does arch nemesis banter crosses the line and turns into flirting?

[leolingo]

Cellbit: Hey, i missed you,

Doied: Oh did you? ("apoco si pinche tilín?") Stupid, you left me all alone

Cellbit: No, no. I thought you'd be better off without me. And-- and you are doing good, aren't you?

Doied: Yeah. I'm good--

Cellbit: So there you go

Doied: --I feel brand new! I feel good, I feel brand new.

Cellbit: [quiet for a few seconds] Well, see? Then... maybe it was for the best.

Doied: [changes the subject]

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: No no no, Pac– Ok, listen… Have you ever heard of a game called City Skylines? It will change what it means to feel joy.

Pac: Wait wait wait wait– oh my god, you like City Skyline?

Tubbo: Holy sht, I love City Skylines! Have you played City Skylines?

Fit:

Tubbo reminds Pac you don't need drugs to be happy – all you need is City Skylines 2 (and a friend to nerd out with 😅)

[vickyvicarious]

I—I cannot go on—words—and—v-voice—f-fail m-me!

Mina listens to him sobbing again, she must in order to eventually transcribe this too, right? But this time, he's crying for her.

That must hit really hard to hear. The intimacy of her listening to his audio diary really hits home once again...

[sesamenom]

Various inhabitants of rivendell

(inspired by @thesummerestsolstice here and here)

[cuthechicane]

jendo miami 2024 compilation featuring:

"lando is very level-headed"

"i reckon lando pole" ;)

"he was in for a fight even without the safety car, very proud of him"

"nico was 111, you were 113, he's beaten you both, how do you feel about that?" "he's just better."

"he's a confident driver, he's very skilled, and he's a team player"

"i don't think there's one person in the world that watches formula one that's upset about that victory"

[angelbitezzz]

You guys get a little non-specific spoilers as a treat