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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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Posting more of my ouaw fanart here because I think I’d die if I shared it on the discord and one of the party members saw it.
Some guys
Some husbands
0 impulse control
#this one IS grimmorning thank you for asking#grimmorning#Fellas is it gay to subconsciously cling onto your best mate while you sleep because of your haunting and horrible fear of being alone?#asking for a friend#me if drawing characters with little dot eyes was illegal#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#morning frost#gricko grimgrin#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#he changes every time I draw him#coalecroux#ALSO WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT THEIR OTHER SHIP NAME IS KREMBRULE?? THATS SO CUTE??..?#krembrulè#I watched ep 41 last night guys what the freak#this one is a lot less effort than the other ones but something is coming soon 🤫🤫🤫#I KEEP EFFING FORGETTING KREMYS MUSTACHE WHATEVER IT SMUDGED OFF NOW
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Can we see more of the characters in Swap Monster!Clover au?
Like Starlo and Marlet?
Marlet has be called 'New Moon' or something like that as acowboy frfr
i actually really really like how these came out AGJDS
#asked and answered#undertale yellow#starlo uty#martlet uty#uty swap au#ok boy now listen to me ramble about character design in the tags#martlet: based off of a roadrunner instead of a crow! her prosthetics r based off of athetic running ones#also spent so long thinking of a cool sheriff name for her before realizing she wouldnt have one. she literally named her boat ava#so she is mars!! bc i have a little hc? theory? that the main monsters r based off of planetary things. but thats for another time#she also has a lean muscular build instead of a topheavy muscular build now#and i imagine her default post would have her wings wrapped around herself and give her the silhouette of wearing a poncho#starlo: less based off of a lizard and now. a thing? not anything specific#felt like it was illegal for him not to have a hat so he got one
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EEPY
#eepy eepy kitten....#she's all tucked in and curled up <3#LOOK AT HER!!! GAZE UPON HER PINK NOSE AND BEANS!#she's my little buddy <3#i wish i could get her leash trained i would Love to go on walks with her#she'd be unbearable! unmanageable!#absolutely unprompted#photos from the bog#alright now that thats out of the way guess what im fuming about today!#ha! you thought this was a cute kitten post! WRONG! eldritch blast!#yeah so fuck youtube all my homies hate youtube#WYM IT SENSES ADBLOCKER AND LITERALLY STOPS YOU FROM WATCHING VIDEOS#that should be illegal!#begging and praying that someone Talented at making site extensions makes one that gets around youtube's stupid fucking adblock sensor#I WOULD LIKE TO WATCH MY SILLY VIDEOS IN PEACE THANKS#this world sickens me. ads everywhere. everything monetized. sell your hobbies. what if we all exploded huh#WHERE IS THE FREEDOM FROM LATE-STAGE CAPITALISM? WHEN DOES THE MADNESS END#ads make me want to rip out someone's throat with my teeth#i dont mind the taste of blood let me commit violence
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MYUNG JAEHYUN 'Dangerous' @ Performance37
#boynextdoor#myung jaehyun#sophiegifs#Dont rb pleek i just want him on my blog this just coloring experiment that tooj way too long#And i want to stare at them#Thats y no serious tags LOL#Anyways i think he knows that his girls r crazy in the head and likes to do things that will make them act worse#Like im going to be murdered this comeback i think and i thought last era was bad for my mental health with all the shit he kept pulling#But What Now#Y i have to like men who too fine like i think it should be illegal to look like this#This hair ... let me not#Oh i havent publicly given my thoughts on this song well i love it so much its just obnoxious and loud enough to keep me entertained
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every resource ever: you need to learn to deal with conflict and not run away from it
me in a conflict: I have already lost control of myself because my body thinks we're about to die and freeze/fawn/flight response had already taken over, I am shaking and I can't control my words, and I will now take 2 months recovery and that is IF I actually get out of this alive
#abuse symptoms#trauma symptoms#trauma aftermath#conflict#trauma response#thats right there is no fight response#we freeze and fawn until we can escape#because violence in conflict is illegal and how are we supposed to survive jail on top of this all huh#not being able to deal with conflict because you're conditioned to look for survival only#if you were threatened death and became injured in all of your previous conflict#you're not going to be able to just negotiate now#it's always going to be about avoiding being injured and killed#because it makes more sense than just being able to believe that conflict can go differently or that people will not attempt to destroy you
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blood loss edition
#sk8 the infinity#kyan reki#hasegawa langa#renga#colloquially. like gesturing towards a signifier of a signifier of a story told long before. youre not getting more out of me than that#ft. tố linh (and them in yuutoverse for a hot second)#if u wonder what a dirt historian is. stay tuned <3#that thing reki does in the first page is a real thing everyone here's convinced of btw#like. free hangin from a bar by ur arms will make u taller#also I literally did not mean to design amy and linh Like That. I did Not mean for them to be. Like That#but I am happy that I did. bc I love their design and they play well with yuuto#the last page is. some extremely disorganized Thoughts from a thing I kinda wanna write#maybe not right now. but eventually#I guess it's also mostly like. one more love letter to the siblings out there. it has to do with reki getting#underground basically illegal T shots at S lmao#shakes u by the collar we're not going anywhere! I love you!! everything will find its place!!!!#anyways. there are also a number of muppet type creatures in this one. idk whats up with that#I dont have much blood in me rn Im not lucid. have fun be urself ok?#thats also why the inks been taking a break btw. and the fact that my new pot of ink just arrived today#while Im being deprived of my appropriate volume of intravenous fluid#man. may be another day. before I can stop screaming at my wall and punching things off shelves. and draw properly#meanwhile. u know whats up#I go lay down now. have fun ok? be kind to ur tall friends knee them only gently#also just realized future!langa kinda has a bit of haruka vibes. that is literally so awesome
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the trollface to trollge rebrand in 2020 is so interesting to me. who looked at this
and said hmm. what if he was fucked up and evil. what if he was an eldritch creature.
AND PEOPLE JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT, NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THERE WAS GENUINE EFFORT PUT INTO IT
this is art. I want this framed on my wall. (art by Shmooify)
#“dexter are you trying to hide your intense 6+ year long obsession with the trollface-” NOOOO#i just think hes neat is that illegal now#they pulled a gorefield and i fully support it#also ignore that i did art for shmooify once ok thats not important rn#so basically if youre willing to listen to me ramble about the trollface for maybe 5-9 minutes please hmu#date idea: you listen to me talk about trollge stuff for a little maybe#dext#trollge#trollface
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Favourite au ideas for jegulus?
May i suggest James runs a lawn mowing company but a lack of mowers? 🌿🦌🌿
ily yes pls ok so james has this super successful lawn mowing company and no mowers, and regulus is a private detective trying to figure out how james does it because he is convinced there are illegal methods at hand (there are, just not the ones he would have ever expected 🌿🦌🌿)
other than that in general, one of my favourite au ideas has got to be a stardust au, ive seen someone start a jegulus stardust fic on ao3 a while back and i am obsessed, it works so well and my thoughts are there like all the time
ship asks
#genuinely want to write a little crack fic about reg finding out about the marauders being animagi through james work now thats so chaotic#reg accusing james of illegally transporting deer to do the work for him 'for free' and james is just nodding along still chewing grass#asks#hp#marauders#jegulus
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found sketchy jjba comic roughs for
vento aureo:
diamond is unbreakable
and idek what these are
I miss kakyoin
#ever look at old art and go#👀???#i did that just now#jjba#jotakak#caejose#giomis#i think that giomis was the last thing i planned for jjba before i bailed#sketches#to delete later#this is what comes of cleaning out old laptops#diamond is unbreakable#vento aureo#jojo's bizarre adventure#that suzie q and caesar one still got me tbh#trying wildly to understand why they would make joseph joestar cheat on his wife lolsob#anyway to all those who cant understand my handwriting:#thats your fault my handwriting is perfectly#(looks at smudged hand)#illegible
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Heart: I could strangle you.
Mind: You’re not tall enough.
Heart: You’ve sunk low enough for me to reach.
#submission#i was going to miscolor the names as a joke bc this quote could work the other way around#but i took too much psychic damage so y’all are safe for now#< submitter tags#no but anytime i color them wrong accidentally it looks so wrong to me#like “thats not how that works you cant just be blue thats illegal”#chonny jash#cj mind#cj heart
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once again crying bc im thinking abt all the homeless cats and dogs and bunnies.... :(
#and all other animals#and also all the animals that are illegally exported and stuffed into boxes to travel thru customs etc and they are tortured in there#nobody cares abt animals as living beings#like the numbers of these are millions and millions it isnt smth that just happens a handful of times#millions of animald are abandoned and homeless and millions of animals are illegally transported#humans dont deserve animals. in fact we just deserve them rising up and eating all of us#i mean thats what we do now so thats#just karma. there is no *real* reason why humans are the center of the universe#the only reason is bc humans is the no1 narcissistic species#cats are 2nd... the world would still be better if cats overthrew humans and ruled the world#ok lmao none of this matters it just hurts so much to think abt#animals are in our hands and we should care for the#them*. not this... it disgusts me#and ppl are so fucking... stupid#like there's a video of a bunny jumping from a cardboard box in an airport and runs around#and everyone loved that video and thinks its sooooo cute and funny ahhahah#and im like.. y'all rlly have no b#rainscells or basic understanding or any compassion???#ppl smuggle animals like that and that poor bunny was trapped in there w no food or water or space or air supply#and what do u think they'll do when they catch the bunny??#that isnt funny nor cute that is awful#most ppl who claim to 'love animals' only mean that#in a superficial sense. they love looking at animals bc theyre cute#but they dont view animals as living beings with rights or etc etc#humans are awful... ok anyway#thinking abt homeless cats and when a human is kind to them they get this look in their eyes#idk how anyone can be so empty and braindead and soulles to think animals dont feel#humans are animals. we are part of the universe and world. earth doesnt belong to us. we arent the centre of the universe. ew
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Actually, on the topic of the baby fever. God it's so frustrating. Bc when I was like 14 ish I was Adamant that I never ever wanted kids. And my dad said smth around the lines of "that'll likely change" (probably from his own experience with this) and I was like NO. it WONT.
And then eventually, age 21-22 ish, I admitted that Okay, I still don't want to have my own kids, but someday maybe I'll adopt...
And Now, 27 years old, I got the general baby fever on occasion. It Did fucking change. And I don't know if I actually WILL bother with having my own kid (I still don't want to go through the hassle and massive body changes). But god. I do see a fucking baby and feel that stab of longing. It's almost like my damned hormones betrayed me or smth. Maddening!
I shall simply write fanfic about it.
#speculation nation#pregnancy ment/#honestly though i hadnt felt the wish to have my own until after my dad died#and i realized just how small our family is getting. and just felt this stab of NEED. to continue the line. continue the family.#my family's fucking dying around me i need to add to it. need more family. yknow?#so i dont actually know if this is. because of hormones or because of grief or What#but it was enough for me to put the hysterectomy idea on hold. bc id been genuinely considering it back in like. april? or so.#but then this happened and now im like. fuck dude. i dont know. but the uncertainty's enough to keep me from doing it.#yeah i dont wanna deal with periods anymore. but also. i need more time to decide.#i think no matter what i do want to raise kids someday. once im more stable (financially and emotionally)#but whether thats adoption or putting myself thru fuckin body torture. well i'll just have to decide. later.#maybe the deciding factor will be my own body aging lol. if i wait too long. my body will decide for me. who knows!#i Have thought about what id do if i got accidentally pregnant. especially relevant back when i was sleeping with a trans woman#and used to be id abort no hesitation. but well. i mean abortions illegal here anyways rn so id have to go to another state#but if i decided it i could make it work. it's not That far of a trip.#but. when i thought about it. the concern was less about the theoretical baby. and more about finishing school.#thinking 'man itd be fucking awful to finish school if i got pregnant right now'. but not. hesitating over the baby.#if i was out of school and relatively stable and i got accidentally pregnant. then. well. Maybe.#so me doing my dad vash au where he gets accidentally pregnant and goes all in with it#thats me. sorting out my feelings on it i guess. putting them somewhere.#idk. it's a lot to think about. i dont want to condemn a child to my genetic problems. but at the same time...#i dont know. To Be Decided Later.
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proud curly defender literally what was he supposed to do. its sad that he couldnt do anything but in no way is that his fault!!? theyre in the middle of space, his friend will 100% lash out if he confronted him in a more severe way than he did (he reacted to "lets figure this out together" with talking abour how theyll be remembered as a tragedy (crashing the ship)), and he couldnt lock him anywhere because theres like 3 locked places on the ship which are the cockpit (where he would crash the ship, and lock the captain out by putting him there), the medical room (all the medical supplies are in there!!) and the like storage room thing (they didnt want to and did not dare to open that until way after the crash.) . the only thing he could have done was kill jimmy, which would not only be kind of hard to shoot anyone period but youd have repercussions for when you get back. also then youd just have a dead body on the ship whicy they probably have no means of isolating/disposing of for the next like what 8 months? pleasw tell me what youd do in this situation if you blame him more than you blame jimmy
ALSO HE WAS GIVEN 2 DAYS TO PROCESS TBIS AND THINK OF A WAY TO FIX IT. THATS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO DO TJAT!! especially when tne answer to fixing it is nothing until they land back on earth at least
#the only way he could possibly be blamed is for like.the fact he got jimmy the job and befriended him he literally did nothing 😭#as in#he did nothing wrong. there was 0 result i can see where nobody dies or has the rest of the crew in sort of like#danger? just like. a very unpleasant event? dead body n all that. cant just throw his body overboard because. thats probably illegal#anyways!!!there was literally notjing he could do tjst i can see at least. no him being disabled is not “punishment” for not helping anya#when he LITERALLT COULS NOT. DO ANYTJING#the only difference is before he couldnt do anytjing for environmental purposes and now he cant for like.physically cannot reasons#i feel like mostly people on tiktok say this kind of stuff (curly guilty/just as bad as jimmy!) but im still mad about it#he did try to confront him and everyone died.the only best case scenario here is that like. he never got on the ship to begin with
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something something a fanfic in which Ian is best friends with Yevgeny and then he timetravel and falls in love with his best friend's father.
I like to think that in this version he was raised by Clayton cause Monica obviously couldn't, and canonlike she wasn't in the picture much. He then lives with his father, stepmother and siblings but doesn't quite fit with them. Yev was raised by Svetlana and never knew his father cause he left when Yev was a baby.
When Ian travels back he is saved by Mandy. He says he's a Gallagher and she's like "I know the Gallaghers but I never saw you!". He's introduced to his "cousins" who immediately take he in like a brother? Who he is cause of Monica.
Then because of Mandy he gets to know Mickey and younger Svetlana and baby Yev and it is extremely fucked but... my dick's in your dad mouth, sorry Yev!
Gallavich: they start as friends cause Ian quickly hits off with Mandy, and soon Ian gets to understand the difficult situation that led to Yevgeny's conception and why Mickey probably left them when Yev was still a baby. Then, feelings come along and Mickey's deep in the closet but Ian's nothing if open-minded so with time it works out. Ian doesn't lose interest even though Mickey has a wife and baby, he isn't scared off easily, and Yev Svet and Mandy all like him so that's a turn on. Ian likes older guys so the fact that Mickey's an old soul in a hot young body who listens to dad music and is grumpy is what attracts Ian.
The future is forever altered. Ian now actually has a family of Gallagher's he actually likes and fits. Ian came along so Mickey never left the picture and now Yev was raised with his father around. Which changed the way Yev grew up to be, so he's not the version Ian knew, but that's alright cause then Ian gets to meet him again. And yes, they end up being best friends all the same, after all, Yevgeny watch the type of cartoons and listens to the kind of music and plays the same videogames Ian grew up with so they're very close.
#How do time travelers solve the documentation issue? I'm not sure. there would have to be research in order to write this fic.#but if there was someone who would know how to help Ian it would be Svetlana. hello Russian illegal immigrant?#also. shes the first to find out hes not from there cause Ian knew older Svet but hes only now getting to know younger Svet and he#has absolutely no chill so she figures him out rather quickly and than he proves her right by revealing things she never told anyone before#eventually people have to know hes a time traveler but I like to think every time it happens is in a shitty situation totally non planed#and then theres doubt and he has to try and prove but! effect butterfly things wont happen as they happened before#like he will try and say “this actor will die this year” or “bitcoins are a thing” or “we'll face a pandemic" and... nope. never happens.#and then hes right about the most stupid useless but detailed thing like the whole plot of a movie thats not released yet or like. vaping.#stop im so funny. it will become a family joke thing like Franny and Liam will constantly listen their family say Ian's a time traveler and#and is it true is it a joke why everybodys so serious about it theyre totally messing with us#mickey gives a total of zero fucks i bet. now he gets why ian is the way he is like super optimistic and anxious and super open minded but#like. it changes zero things for him. good for u ian i guess. i would still love u if u were an alien or from another dimension of whatever#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#yevgeny milkovich#svetlana yevgenivna#mandy milkovich#gallavich#ian x mickey#shameless#shameless us#og.#fic idea#honestly “fic idea” is like my best tag
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CAN I SEE YOUR TURTLE??
YEAH! This is Skittles, she's a red eared slider. we keep her here in the tank at work. maintenance found her in the drain at the pool when they opened it for the season last year . (we've had three in total, always found at the pool, and once they get too big we release them into the lake when it's warm enough)
I'm mainly the one who takes care of her (our HR lady cleans the tank, i feed her and get her out of the tank to explore every other day). occasionally i show up at work on my days off to make sure they've fed her and stuff. i like putting her in Situations for enrichment, this week i put her on a tech deck for the first time (she does better with it on the carpet instead of the concrete)
#the three turtles weve had have been named Skippy Scrappy and Skittles#so theres a Theme#and the pool is about to open for the season so i hope we find another#right now shes just sharing the tank with a huge pleco named Roy and i know she needs a companion#ive got so many pics and a video of my putting her on the tech deck for the first time if you wanna see#im care her so much#id take her home when they want to put her in the lake but i work at a state park so thats Illegal
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