#now granted

[snkts]

logan: successfully blackmailed nick fury

also logan: punched bruce banner in the face and then got chucked off a mountain by the hulk

[ponds-of-ink]

This is a bit random, but would anyone mind if I wrote a fanfic mini-saga about this latest Season of Speedstorm? I think The Quest of Oogie’s re-invigorated my urge to write.

I guess think of it like those Pokemon Nuzloche recap videos, but from the characters’ POVs.

[alannah-corvaine]

2015 vs 2023

[redux-iterum]

Other than mentioning sunningrocks, what’s a sure way to make a RiverClan cat angry or offended ?

Interruption is definitely a good way. These cats take great care in forming their sentences to be as goofy and poetic as possible, and you're just going to refuse to give them a chance to gift you with a funny turn of phrase? Are you daft?

It's a rude thing to interrupt anybody, Clan-cat or not, but RiverClan is especially sensitive about it. It probably comes from their love of telling stories and reciting history - things that you NEVER interrupt, or you ruin the magic of rhythm. Besides that, it's only fair to give your conversation partner full respect and time to say what they need to say. You can cut in a little if they've finished a sentence and are taking a second to get to the next one, but it better be short and it better be related to the topic at hand, preferably a question or impressed exclamation. Otherwise, you keep your damn mouth shut and listen to what your friend has to say.

[simstryingtheirbestok]

I'll say this for Carlos: He always cleans up after himself (and, usually, the others).

But, so does Youssef--and Youssef doesn't spend all day looking out the window.

[delphinidin4]

I’m watching this video about “Why I stopped doing a capsule wardrobe”, and she’s talking about how less consumption is better for the environment, and it’s easier to move when you have less stuff... And then she said, “And I just realized that I needed more than 50 items in my wardrobe.”

Fifty... items. For a capsule wardrobe.

Like, I’m assuming this count did not include things like underwear and socks. Maybe it did and I’m wronging her: if it did, 50 is reasonable. If it didn’t.... JFC. I own five pairs of pants. That’s it. Maybe 14 shirts, I think I’ve got a skirt and one dress and like four kinds of sweaters. That’s like HALF of her wardrobe, and I don’t even wear most of what I own. WTF

[queerpyracy]

creating the worldbuilding concept: hell yeah

realizing i'm gonna have to follow through on the worldbuilding concept: oh no

[creed-of-cats]

"If voting changed anything they wouldn't let people do it-" grabs your face THEY DIDN'T JUST "LET" PEOPLE DO IT, MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T VOTE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE OF COLOR ONLY GOT THE FULL RIGHT TO VOTE 50 YEARS AGO IN THE US, THATS BARELY A GENERATION.

IF IT DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WHY WOULD THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME GERRYMANDERING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYWHERE?? WHY CAN'T FELONS VOTE?? WHY CANT PUERTO RICO VOTE? WHY DO THEY KEEP SWITCHING DATES AND LAWS AND TIMES AND WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING?? WHY DO THEY MAKE EFFORT AT ALL??

BEING DISILLUSIONED IS A REASONABLE RESPONSE. BUT PEOPLE FOUGHT AND DIED AND ARE STILL FUCKING DYING FOR THAT RIGHT, DONT SPIT IN THEIR FACE.

[playingplayer2]

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahelp

Guess who fell into a pool with an armful of things, a book, and their phone+headphones today, smacked their head hard enough to immediately get a huge ass lump AND, and, has to hide the fact that the pool cover ripped while breaking the fall unless they want to get (violently) kicked out by their grandfather lol :)

[snoopy-dot-com]

Ooooohh I'm so normal about mcr. #normal

[captainsparklefingers]

I know this is just the depression talking, but it feels like there's something broken inside of me that won't ever really be right. I'll never make the things I want to or be as happy as I want to. The wiring is just wrong, or fried, or both, and that's that.

[lilu-the-almighty]

at the risk of sounding like I’m bragging, I absolutely love having a unique/interesting job. Like people ask you “what do you do?” Expecting like a normal small talk conversation and I get to hit them with the “I raise race horses” and suddenly we are having a new, way cooler conversation

[fierceawakening]

That by itself doesn’t make fighting them uninteresting, though.

Should we stop fighting COVID because there’s likely to be another season of COVID? “Recurrent virus” is the metaphor.

Since the defeat of Phyrexia, I feel restless, detached and incompleat.

Would there be "Phyrexia: All Will Be Two" or "April of the Machine" someday, so that I can feel compleat again?

Historically, the Phyrexians do keep coming back.

[utilitycaster]

"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."

[apollos-olives]

before october 7th this blog was a meme page btw.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~