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I have come to realise I have a definate type when it comes to ships:
Call it 'undiagnosed autistic malewife x bisexual girlboss who both have a dangerous job together that puts them in near-death situations.'
#the peakest of peak ship dynamics#nothing tops this#girlboss x malewife#chris skelton#shaz granger#ashes to ashes#a2a#ashes to ashes uk#chrishaz#chris x shaz#the x files#dana scully#fox mulder#msr#sculder#txf#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccstrid#shipping dynamics#brill posting
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😤 🗣️ I FUCKING LOVE BEING A MASC LESBIAN‼️ 🗣️ 😤
#WOOOOOOO#I FUCKING LOVE LESBIAN MASCULINITY#YEAAAAHHH BUDDY#nothing tops this#except for my gf whenever I get one 😩#FUCK YEAH MASCS#lesbian textpost#wlw textpost#nblw textpost#lesbian#wlw#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#sapphic nsft#masc lesbian
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Baba wins the prize for FUNNIEST jacket rip off of the entire series.
#nothing tops this#like him having a skintight turtle neck which is somehow sluttier than being shirtless is just#So#So funny#im obsessed with him#imagine if he were shirtless tho like 😳#could we cope with that? nay. They protected us.#but i still would like to.... :)#baba shigeki#shigeki baba#taiga saejima#saebaba#yakuza 5#maybe hes a never nude
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Fan art I drew of haurchefant dying in a glue trap
#ffxiv#final fantasy 14#haurchefant greystone#haurchefaunt#haurchefant de fortemps#this is it#my magnum opus#nothing tops this
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THIS, THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE GOT ME INTO JJK AND I SIMPED FOR SUKUNA LMFAOOO
Well after that I love yuuta and yuuji more
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thank you @earthnation for fixing the English language
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
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my favorite gender is the "was-taken" at the end of someone's username.
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Then the Lord answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said: “Who is this who darkens counsel by words without knowledge? Now prepare yourself like a man; I will question you, and you shall answer Me.
Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth? Tell Me, if you have understanding. Who determined its measurements? Surely you know! Or who stretched the line upon it? To what were its foundations fastened? Or who laid its cornerstone, when the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy? Or who shut in the sea with doors, when it burst forth and issued from the womb; when I made the clouds its garment, and thick darkness its swaddling band; when I fixed My limit for it, and set bars and doors; when I said, ‘This far you may come, but no farther, And here your proud waves must stop!’
Have you commanded the morning since your days began, and caused the dawn to know its place, that it might take hold of the ends of the earth, and the wicked be shaken out of it? It takes on form like clay under a seal, and stands out like a garment. From the wicked their light is withheld, and the upraised arm is broken.
Have you entered the springs of the sea? Or have you walked in search of the depths? Have the gates of death been revealed to you? Or have you seen the doors of the shadow of death? Have you comprehended the breadth of the earth? Tell Me, if you know all this. Where is the way to the dwelling of light? And darkness, where is its place, that you may take it to its territory, that you may know the paths to its home? Do you know it, because you were born then, or because the number of your days is great? Have you entered the treasury of snow, or have you seen the treasury of hail, which I have reserved for the time of trouble, for the day of battle and war? By what way is light diffused, or the east wind scattered over the earth?
Who has divided a channel for the overflowing water, or a path for the thunderbolt, to cause it to rain on a land where there is no one, a wilderness in which there is no man; to satisfy the desolate waste, and cause to spring forth the growth of tender grass? Has the rain a father? Or who has begotten the drops of dew? From whose womb comes the ice? And the frost of heaven, who gives it birth? The waters harden like stone, and the surface of the deep is frozen. Can you bind the cluster of the Pleiades, Or loose the belt of Orion? Can you bring out Mazzaroth in its season? Or can you guide the Great Bear with its cubs? Do you know the ordinances of the heavens? Can you set their dominion over the earth?
Can you lift up your voice to the clouds, that an abundance of water may cover you? Can you send out lightnings, that they may go, and say to you, ‘Here we are! ’? Who has put wisdom in the mind? Or who has given understanding to the heart? Who can number the clouds by wisdom? Or who can pour out the bottles of heaven, when the dust hardens in clumps, and the clods cling together? Can you hunt the prey for the lion, or satisfy the appetite of the young lions, When they crouch in their dens, or lurk in their lairs to lie in wait? Who provides food for the raven, when its young ones cry to God, and wander about for lack of food?'
Job 38:1-41
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I feel like some Fall Out Boy songs sound stupid until you listen to them in a very specific state of turmoil and then you’re like oh I get it hahaha yeah cheers Patrick yeah I’m gonna need u to sing that for me fifteen more times
#veesaysthings#fall out boy#they are truly my top Spotify artist just bc I go through so many emo stints where I need their angst randomly and for 3 hrs straight#anyway I SPENT TEN YEARS TEN YEARS IN A BIT OF CHEMICAL HAZE AND I MISSED THE WAYYYY THAT I FELT. NOTHING. NOTHING. NA NA NA NA NA
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#guys... you all know me you know my heart......#i have to make soft alastor#radioapple#appleradio#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin lucifer#lucifer morningstar#my art#nothing cuter than a snake in top hat
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present(ing)
full version on patreon
#cw: suggestive#trans!soap strikes again!! its incredibly effective!!#he does have top scars#patrons asked for johnny all tied up and blissed out so i had to deliver <3#nothing better than a pretty thing tied up in a bow amiright#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#giragi art#this is the first post of the christmas event btw!! more to come!
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I’m back with Covid and shitposts
If a bear I fought gave me top surgery I'd also never wear a shirt again tbh
#persona 3#makoto yuki#mitsuru kirijo#akihiko sanada#yukari takeba#minato arisato#junpei iori#bear giving Akihiko top surgery is canon and nothing will change my mind#persona 4 ultimax
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balor 🥰
#fields of mistria#fom#balor#fanart#art#sir...im so in love w you...#if anyone else like me loved the fuck out of stardew but was disappointed in the romance options...please play this game#the characters/interactions/dialouge is top notch#i knew nothing about this game i found out about it 2 days before release#i thought i was gonna go for march#and immedately met this guy and just#his first line is like (im a traveling merchant) and i went (oh no)#i have such a THING for merchant characters#i can finally live out my dream of romancing volo pkmn#sort of#except not evil#i think#love that the romance options in this game are like... adults with jobs/dreams/aspirations#unlike stardew where everyone is supposedly an adult but is like a teenager??#but in this game everyone is a contributing member of society#love that <3333#the dialouge for real is amazing#anyway. it still in uhh...early access? so you cant do everything youll be able to do one day#but thats good for me bc i tend to blast through these games and do 90% of things within a week#fanart???? from my ass???#only because i love this game and him#im so fucked up for him#not me tracking his ass down everyday to talk to him#also what i love about this game is being able to talk to everyone multiple times a day#like every hour or something
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These guys practically drew themselves being too sweet for words
#I sure do hope nothing bad happens to them#👀#shadowpeach#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#lego monkie kid#lmk#it’s#technically a comic if you look at it from top right down then left up#wukong is a SIMP#but so is macaque so :p#haven’t posted Shadowpeach in a hot second but that season oooohh#had me yelling#back into the void i go#✌️
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Unforeseen learning opportunity!
(wikitionary to explain the scar)
(bonus)
#for dazai *and* a lot of you probably#and as usual: fill in the context behind the scene as you please#dazai scars: big slash from the old boss' scythe in fifteen + bullet to the abdomen from fyodor + a bunch of random encounters#chuuya scars: top/bottom surgeries + sb bullet/torture + old boss' scythe through the wrist + one random side scar#with thanks to story for having my back during the making of this one kjsdfhskdjhfdsk#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd chuuya#bsd nakahara chuuya#bsd dazai#bsd dazai osamu#skk#soukoku#nawy's comics#scars#cw scars#nothing obviously self-inflicted just accidents/fights and surgical stuff + very stylized
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tumblr made me fall in love with their love. thank you
#arcane#mel medarda#jayce talis#meljay#guess the context of the top right piece lol#yess I know nothing about fashion and love designing funny fancy clothes ❤️
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