#nothing cuter than a snake in top hat

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I posted 15,706 times in 2022

That's 6,861 more posts than 2021!

959 posts created (6%)

14,747 posts reblogged (94%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@help-help-i-need-an-adult

@theamazingrin

@penandinkprincess

@witcherbeech

@itsrapsodia

I tagged 3,740 of my posts in 2022

#my nonsense - 962 posts

#fan art - 943 posts

#jaskier - 691 posts

#geralt - 655 posts

#geraskier - 506 posts

#i think im funny - 433 posts

#kaer morons - 411 posts

#another day in kaer morhen - 391 posts

#lambert - 384 posts

#reaction - 339 posts

Longest Tag: 110 characters

#to me theres nothing cuter than a person genuinely enjoying their meal and just eating with unrestrained gusto

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Geralt loses his absolute shit when he sees this horse.

1,256 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

#4

1,280 notes - Posted August 23, 2022

#3

Jaskier finally convinced geralt to go a bardic festival with him. Unfortunately they end up separated because jaskier has to sign in for the competition and they don't allow guests backstage.

And of course jaskier is herded out a different door than the one he entered. So they lose track of eachother, and they didn't think of having a designated spot to meet up.

Cue geralt searching all over oxenfurt for jaskier. He gets desperate enough to start asking around for help to look for jaskier. Unfortunately he's geralt, aka the ultimate himbo. So he tries to describe jaskier instead of using his famous name.

"Have you seen a bard around here?"

"He's very colorfully dressed"

"Hes Carrying an instrument"

"Has a hat with a feather in it"

"This tall, brunette, blue eyes"

"He's flamboyant, talks loudly"

"Sings alot, likes to rhyme"

"Hates valdo marx"

Everyone he talks to looks at him blankly, and is like... "that doesn't narrow it down. At all"

(Jaskier just says "you see my witcher?" and is pointed in the right direction immediately)

1,359 notes - Posted October 10, 2022

#2

Geralt: *sitting up straight immediately on guard*

Eskel: "what's wrong wolf!?"

Geralt: "somethings wrong. Jaskier is in danger. Where is he!?"

***meanwhile***

Lambert: "this is a rattle snake, it's actually a mini basilisk, according to the bestiary"

Jaskier: "well hello there Mister Noisy Tushy!"

1,461 notes - Posted July 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Jaskier absolutely losing his shit the first time he sees a Witcher eating raw chicken.

Lambert coming into the kitchen post training for a quick snack, grabbing one of the chicken breasts jaskier is cutting and just chowing down.

The other witchers hearing screams, swears and the sounds of a body hitting the floor.

They enter to see Lambert pinned on the floor with jaskier desperately trying to pry his mouth open

1,939 notes - Posted July 21, 2022

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Naruto Characters Ranked On The Quality Of Their Hair

Hashirama. Just look at him.

Kushina. It’s naturally perfect, but she also cares for it when she must, if only to spite the people who mock her hair.

Yamato. The forcibly-experimented-on war orphan doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Neji. You’d better believe that he takes VERY careful care of his hair. If he can’t have social power over the main branch, he can at least be stronger and prettier than them.

Ino. She always smells really nice, too, because she uses these amazing homemade floral shampoos.

Minato. How does he never have a hair out of place or a single tangle despite running around at the speed of sound? No one knows. (ultimate good hair power couple with Kushina)

Shisui. His hair is super cute and he KNOWS it. Too bad he doesn’t have the eyes to see it anymore </3

Choji. Don’t @ me, his hair is BEAUTIFUL and y’all only sleep on his great hair because we don’t appreciate good hair unless it’s on a skinny person. But he can’t be in the top five because his hair is part of his attacks, which means there’s probably some dirt and blood in there. :/

Orochimaru. What’s the point of being immortal if you can’t be beautiful?

Itachi. Can’t slaughter your clan if you don’t have the proper hair care routine.

Sai. Not much going on with his hair, but he takes care of it. It’s probably super soft.

Hinata. Brushing and washing her hair calms her down, so she does it ALL the goddamn time. But she also plays with her hair when she’s nervous, so it’s typically a bit tangled.

Deidara. He takes care of his hair, but I’m taking a few points off for the fact that every time he touches it, he’s getting hairs in his hand-mouths.

Sasuke. No self-respecting Uchiha lets his hair go unkempt, but his clan got slaughtered before they could pass down all the tricks.

Kurenai. Her hair has to be AT LEAST as striking and beautiful as her eyes, or else it’ll look weird, so she really has no choice but to take care of her hair.

Iruka. He doesn’t care much about how his hair looks, but he does care about maintaining personal hygiene, especially in a professional environment.

Kabuto. None of Orochimaru’s henchmen can get away with improperly-maintained hair, and Kabuto took that to its extreme. So soft and fluffy. But after Orochimaru died Kabuto really let himself go. Now it’s full of shredded bits of snake skin probably.

Madara. He’s an Uchiha but you can’t condition properly when you’re presumed dead by most local and international authorities.

Karin. She takes care of her hair, but being on the run with Sasuke means constantly getting tangled up in weird shit that leaves her with tangled hair.

Tobirama. He doesn’t do anything with it but it’s probably SUPER soft.

Tenten. Her hairstyle is cute as hell, but she doesn’t spend much time taking care of it.

Killer Bee. He’s got nice hair, but it probably smells like fish because of Gyuki.

Suigetsu. It’s never dirty because it’s constantly turning into water which is basically a really thorough shower. But like he’s never brushed it once in his life, and probably doesn’t know what a hairbrush is.

Lee. His hairstyle is fine I guess, but he looked so good with the long hair as a kid... bring it back...

Gai. His hairstyle is fine I guess, but he gets points off because, were it not for him, Lee might still have the long hair.

Sakura. She cut off all her hair, realized how little maintenance a short hairstyle requires, and proceeded to never brush her hair again. But it looks cute though.

Konan. Nothing of note, like Obito below, but she looks cuter because she’s got ornamentation.

Obito. Middle-of-the-road; he just washes it when he bathes and brushes it when it gets tangled. Nothing of note.

Jugo. Hard to comb your hair when your hands sometimes grow into huge hard lumps. Poor guy. He does care about his hygiene though.

Gaara. He combs it but it’s full of sand.

Temari. She combs it but it’s full of sand.

Kankuro. He combs it but it’s full of sand and sawdust and he probably has terrible hat hair.

Kakuzu. It looks fine I guess, but points off for those weird hair fibers that come out of his mouth.

Naruto. He has never owned a hairbrush and even if he did he wouldn’t know how to use it. Iruka used to help him with his hair but now he’s on his own.

Hidan. That shit’s SMOTHERED in gel and you know it.

Shikamaru. He washes his hair exactly as often as he needs to in order to keep Ino from yelling at him, but doesn’t brush it unless ABSOLUTELY necessary.

Tsunade. Look, she’s gorgeous, but if you get too close you will realize that her hair badly reeks of alcohol and she probably just sprayed dry shampoo in there after rolling out of bed this morning. At least she can hide it, though.

Asuma. His hair and beard both smell like cigarette smoke 24/7.

Sasori. That shit’s probably full of sawdust and iron powder and if you touch it, it just feels like doll hair.

Kiba. Doesn’t wash his hair, Akamaru just licks his scalp and then he calls it a day.

Kakashi. See above, but at least Kiba cuts his hair. Kakashi just lets stray kunai trim his hair in battle which is also why it’s so lopsided. Looks like a scraggly wet cat, ironically enough.

Shino. He carefully washes and trims it. But it’s full of bugs and, sorry Shino, that loses you a ton of points.

J*raiya. His hair is probably super sweaty and full of dirt and toad slime because he’s a slob and I hate him.

Danzo. Probably has trouble washing his hair without getting soap in his stolen eyes.

H*ruzen. Greasy receding hairline bitch.

Nagato/Pein. He literally doesn’t have any free hands with which to wash his hair, and his bodies are dead. Their hair probably feels awful, greasy and stringy and the scalps are all wrinkly and dry. Ew.

Zetsu. Is that even hair.