#nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys

[unlikelyhottubcollector]

[bakerstreet-and-beyond]

Haha, I er uh know that's not true, because you er uh still have a head!

[a-spacecadet]

I tried drawing JFK in a UPA style inspired look, for perhaps a sticker for my RedBubble. Not sure how successful I was 😅

[sentimentalslut]

it's november 22nd. u know what that means

[000bachelor]

nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys

[melancholicstation]

Realistically would you want to join the Kennedy family?

in a fantasy world: why yes, of course.

BUT

in the real world: i'd not join the family if I didn't have an ally that wasn't my partner who happened to be a kennedy. like it or not the kennedy's are hard to please, even now and boy were they hard to please back in their hay-day, so I think an ally would be crucial in an effort to not be completely bull-dozed by the family into doing whatever they told me to do, and to have someone advocating for you. they are fiercely loyal once they see you as one of them but they can come as cold and clique-y to outsiders... there's a reason why carolyn didn't want to go to the cape to see the family

but at the end of the day i parasocially love this family so what the fuck, might as well give it a go?

also this would depend on what version of kennedy family we are talking about?

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

*always sunny title card* something bad happens to a togami

Probably not the most in-character for yuri but i just HAD to draw this, you MUST understand.

Based on this iconic clip from clone high

Oh yeah btw since i occasionally see people liking her old introductory/lore post, i have actually retconned her being the heiress to the togami corporation; that isn't canon anymore and it HASN'T been for over 4 months now. I felt as though it sort of cluttered up yuri's backstory and was kind of a forced reminder that she's a celesgami fankid (plus, considering the fact that byakuya joins the future foundation later on in the game's lore i don't think he'd have time to rebuild the togami corporation anyway)

[dykeredhood]

He’s gonna be fine

[outsideofthefox]

should probably watch the second half of clone high... or maybe not. idk. anyway here's jfk

[hivemindclown]

What cuties! I sure hope nothing bad ever happens to them! ☺️

[bboybored]

Missing her hours

[static-skeletons]

its been long enough we can joke about it now

ill start

[shiredded]

Didn't know anything about Michael Kennedy so I did a quick Google and discovered another Michael Kennedy who chose an incredibly unfortunate career path.

[corvus-woodfordi]

I’m gonna sob. Ghost is gonna be right by where I live and I probably won’t be able to go see them. I’m exploding myself 💥💥💥

[purplesterously-purple]

It it my birthday month thus nothing bad is allowed to happen to me *stares at my anxiety*

[summersong2262]

So the project I'm working on may have arrived at a useful insight into resolving any lingering questions regards to the matter of the death of United States President John F. Kennedy. See, we've been working overtime to clone the man- at first I think we were planning on running some kind of quasi-Arthurian King-in-the-mountain-returns kind of scam to unify America behind a universally-appealing figurehead, and these days we're mostly just trying to figure up what was up with his hair. All that's a digression. The point is- and I'm willing to admit that the accelerated aging techniques we've been using to speed up production might be fudging this a bit, but what we've found, right, is that it probably doesn't matter who shot him because any individual sharing JFK's genetic code appears to be ontologically doomed to be killed in their biological forties by massive head trauma of some kind. It's just fate. Doesn't matter what we do, doesn't matter what measures we put in place, it just keeps happening. So far we've lost three to bog-standard out-of-the-blue aneurysms, four to shower accidents, two to horseplay, one to a secret handshake gone horribly wrong, three to baseball accidents, two to football accidents. One fatal Croquet incident, two fatal Crochet incidents. There was a thing with a falling sandbag when cohort 54z was doing their amateur production of Cats. Something really stupid happened last week that involved the compound dumbwaiter, I didn't even want to know the specifics. We took one birding and he brought the binoculars up to his eyes with too much force. We lost a dozen at once during a group trip to a travelling carnival, most of them to that strength-testing hammer game. One of them did a netti pot and there was exactly one single brain-eating amoeba in it. It never ends and it's super fucked. Honestly it's really good that we stopped teaching them what death is or else they'd be super fucking stressed all the time for no reason