#not typewritten

[the-shitpost-typewriter]

Typewriters Masterpost

Welcome to the the-shitpost-typewriter typewriter hub post!

Click the links below to view posts in each of my typewriter tags, including posts about the typewriters as well as typewritten shitposts made using the typewriters.

I’ll make proper “Meet the Typewriter” posts about these eventually and link them here.

Underwood 5 Oliver 9 Royal 10 Remington Portable 2 Remington 7

[conservethis]

It’s Whursday, my friends.

[itscontinental]

VILE SERIES "IN LOVE"

Only stipulation to elect a theme, generally a singular word, and immediately begin writing without allowing fingers to stop moving or mind to take rest. If I given pause, physically or mentally, the piece is finished.

[oldfarmhouse]

[oldmanffucker]

new orleans, 1991 - a poem (on twt)

[ad-venturism]

what if, I am full of desire but lack discipline, desperate for things I don't yet deserve. dillydallying yet demanding, daydreaming without a deadline, driving, full of distractions, dedicated without direction, full of desire to be fulfilled.

[thepoetrycrow]

Don’t fear

this

sadness,

it’s as expected.

— @thepoetrycrow

[subtextsays]

Thrifted electric Smith Corona monstrosity for your background noise needs

[stillhere-erehllits]

04292024

You must know what tomorrow is. It’s so silly, I’m still blowing out the same candle each year. This one candle, hot waxy pink. I don’t remember what I hoped for besides, happiness, and the mind to keep going. It’s so strange, I’m giddy with the news I’m still alive. Every past version of me is laughing, crying, dancing, eating crème brûlée. Eyes softly shut, this one little flame. I’m wishing for the same thing tomorrow.

[hippolotamus]

Make Me Choose

coffee or tea I early bird or night owl I chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold I pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning I egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre I opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees I macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library I rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild I opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

thanks for the tag @loveyouanyway 💼🪿

np tagging @stereopticons @blackandwhiteandrose @bidisasterevankinard @diazsdimples @daffi-990 @tizniz @slightlyobsessedwitheverything @elvensorceress @saybiwithme @theotherbuckley @monsterrae1 @bi-buckrights and anyone else who wants to 😘

[prienova]

My roommate is grinding out a five page essay right now on their typewriter I feel so bad for them

[septembersung]

Thanks @fides-spes-et-amor for the tag!

coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or autumn | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | Vincent Van Gogh or Claude Monet | denim or leather | song or prayer | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

I tag you, tumblr user reading this, if you want to and haven’t been tagged yet

[the-shitpost-typewriter]

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Goncharov!

Requested by @abyssiniapleasant

[itscontinental]

W #1339

[oldfarmhouse]

★𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞༄

[lycoryspreachin]

i have this one hc about regulus i can’t stop thinking about

i feel like while he would be studying french literature and would start getting interested in emile zola and the form of naturalism he explores in his novels, which leads him to adopt this pseudoscientific research technique emile zola uses in his books where he writes whole stories that showcase a specific theory he wants to prove and the fact it logically is realistic within his writings is the confirmation of the hypothesis he wishes to demonstrate. i imagine him writing for six months theses he later would demonstrate in his manuscript and that he would have checked by evan and pandora. whole series of novels written to prove whether our personalities can be defined by genetic factors and thus those traits are due to one’s predisposition or whether they are strictly attributable to the environmental conditions of growth.