#not thoughts

[dukeofthomas]

Thinking about Jaybin meeting Red Hood makes me feel ill,,,

[hypnoneghoul]

earth ghoul pussy... save me...

earth ghoul pussy

save me earth ghoul pussy

[dopplerdora]

Elizabeth Brave is honestly most likely the dumbest Eli.

That said she is also my favorite Eli.

[strawberry-shortsword]

Me in the middle of an important class: If I half delete this word and write a new one with the letters that were already there is that like word transition or what...? what if words could be dysphoric...? man...

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[foolfortune]

[grntaire]

HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[casioaty]

Well if the shoe fish

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

[twelvemonkeyswere]

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

[vimbry]

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell